Craziest part about this video is how many percs Anton consumes during the course of the entire conversation

@ShaggyZoinks

Жыл бұрын

This man is a spice fiend, HE IS CHEWING THE PILLS!!

@rambopack9140

Жыл бұрын

Anton sugar*

@nono9543

Жыл бұрын

Bruh if u not not chewing percs than you ain't a real nigga

@christianheadley556

Жыл бұрын

Man was munching

@mynameiscraig1388

Жыл бұрын

Bro is going violently OD as soon as he leaves the store

Quite possibly the best scene from No Function for New Niggas

@paulvasquez4482

Жыл бұрын

Best fucking tittle

@EvilFvckingVVizard

Жыл бұрын

@@paulvasquez4482 tittle

@Schlutophen2

Жыл бұрын

You’re onto something

@snufkin4568

Жыл бұрын

A+

@michaelshultz2199

Жыл бұрын

💀

I love how $6 dollars is the universal amount for scamming drug dealers in every video lmao

@MadaraUchiha-xq2jl

8 ай бұрын

It’s not just in videos it’s real life. $6 is the amount

@RealestKneeGrow

8 ай бұрын

Used to give my plugs $9 and after 9 times doing that I’d have a whole $9 to scam short the next plug with

@theochambers8090

8 ай бұрын

@@RealestKneeGrowyou paid a dealer in ones deadass? 💀

@identity90-a13

7 ай бұрын

​​​@@MadaraUchiha-xq2jlhoW so?

@juice6199

7 ай бұрын

​@@RealestKneeGrowbro how stupid are these people that are not only accepting your $1's but are somehow not able to count properly, on 9 different occasions. Yeh that's for sure a lie bro

What fucking kills me is how accurate this is to the tone of the original

@abrahamlincoln1600

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, just with a few more perc30’s than the original.

@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere

8 ай бұрын

You deserve the 1000 like

@alguienconunvideojuego4606

6 ай бұрын

Funny how we draw the line between sperging and being a legitimate psychopath.

@fiddlesticks7245

6 ай бұрын

@@AverageDoggo bro just called that old ass clerk and Javier Bardem "white kids" Get your shit together

@BeRzErKeR111

6 ай бұрын

​@@AverageDoggo The TONE, I didn't say this was a word for word recreation liver dick

No Blunts For New Niggas is the movie of all time

@internetstrangerstrangerofweb

7 ай бұрын

This is insanely underrated

I can only imagine Cormac McCarthy watching this in complete confusion and disbelief

@AtreVire

Жыл бұрын

The niggas would have hard rs but otherwise it's the same basically

@paulvasquez4482

Жыл бұрын

The Man doesn't even like talk about his own books lol

@theymademepickaname1248

Жыл бұрын

Because the dialogue is so much better than his version.

@DoNotFuss

9 ай бұрын

R.I.P Cormac, he saw this video and passed out.

@marym1lky

8 ай бұрын

​@@theymademepickaname1248that's a wild thing to say

Having Moss overdose offscreen was a genius act of subversion by the Coen brothers.

@frwystr

Жыл бұрын

overdosed on za

@vladdracula2643

11 ай бұрын

Not to be "that guy" but he overdoses off 'screen' in the book too

@penguano5514

11 ай бұрын

Coen Brothas

Bro really added the Zach Afton recordings like we wouldn’t notice 💀

@mobiljetoil

Жыл бұрын

L Colaws😊

@boilingmilk7415

Жыл бұрын

This might be considered the biggest w in Colaws so pull up new nigga

@stdint.h

Жыл бұрын

L

@XBruceXD

Жыл бұрын

Michael Afton? FNAF?

@HAYLO_TWO

Жыл бұрын

Chlamydia on fleek

Anton legit just ate a whole pack of backwoods infront of this man im dying

@GUSX4NMAN

Жыл бұрын

Percs

@vaguelymodest6239

Жыл бұрын

They’re perc 30s bro, that shit hits different

@thonkingintensifies9510

Жыл бұрын

To everyone saying it was percs, yes i know, But when I saw the wrapper in context of the movie for the first time i just thought my man went nuts on the woods

@rainbowkittenzz244

Жыл бұрын

@@thonkingintensifies9510 this due to context he ate the woods lmao

@thonkingintensifies9510

Жыл бұрын

@@rainbowkittenzz244 exactly

No Country for Old Ops

@cheefqueef6494

Жыл бұрын

No Block for Old Heads

@youngbuffalo8741

Жыл бұрын

No swishers for new nigurhs

@samhighvoltage

7 ай бұрын

No function for Old Niggas

@nygivenpoint

7 ай бұрын

Bruh

@kidnamedfinger8565

7 ай бұрын

No Country for Aryan Trapstars

But I didnt even ask to spark up. Yes you did. You've been wanting to spark up with a trapstar your whole life.

@_emtroy

Жыл бұрын

Trap$tar*

@psilocybicacid7667

7 ай бұрын

Brapstar

@zhivix8263

6 ай бұрын

@@psilocybicacid7667Cobson gassy

Video length being 4:20 minutes long is just amazing 😮‍💨🍃💨

@Devin_Smile

Жыл бұрын

its 4:19 for me :(

@villain9482

Жыл бұрын

@@Devin_Smile get the fuck on.

@villain9482

Жыл бұрын

@@Devin_Smile brother you're clearly not going outside. It's slang.

@villain9482

Жыл бұрын

@@Devin_Smile bruh I just told you, it's slang you're the only one mad here dickhead "get on" is slang. How old are you? 50+?

@Devin_Smile

Жыл бұрын

@@villain9482 who fucking cares

For comedic purposes, I will pretend that Anton’s been eating an entire pack of backwoods cause that shits way funnier

@burymeinjhenny918

9 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@richardsaplenty8020

8 ай бұрын

Burberry backwoods for sure

@gowanlore2434

8 ай бұрын

Or morning glory seeds.

@johnherbert1431

8 ай бұрын

They're perc 30s

@chrisbeaumont4630

8 ай бұрын

​@@johnherbert1431you just know them those fent dirty 30s too

This is what Cormac McCarthy had in mind before his editors and publishers sabotaged the book

@lilythacker4853

7 ай бұрын

you win the internet comment section

I just watched this movie and now i see how the cohen brothers truly meant for this scene to be.

@Xandumas

Жыл бұрын

Truly was a masterpiece of a movie. But it's too bad they didn't adopt this adaptation instead 😔

lmfao when he chokes "you got cucked into it" 😂 shits gold

Within 2 seconds I'm already dying because of "6 dollars" lmao

@martinjugolin2087

Жыл бұрын

I'm dead man haha, why is this so funny even though I never smoked

@JM-hj3sm

Жыл бұрын

What's the context to this joke? Is it a reference to the guy who got played when he sold a guy weed and only got payed 6 dollars? Am I missing something?

@martinjugolin2087

Жыл бұрын

@@JM-hj3sm idk, but that white clerk voice saying "six dollars" in a typical demeanor in its natural behavior just kills it

@thejoester1011

Жыл бұрын

@@JM-hj3smEssentially. "6 dollars" is a recurring Amerikaner joke.

@guts1952

Жыл бұрын

@@JM-hj3sm yea basically our boi amerikaner likes to use the meme about giving the plug 6$

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bruh

This is definitely me when I get stunned into submission by a 6ft 3 Spaniard with a serial killer trim saying “opp nigga” without even blinking.

Another W for Anton Nigurh

@Connor_Kirkpatrick

Жыл бұрын

🧌

@blasphemy_3455

Жыл бұрын

..wait

@rhett5058

Жыл бұрын

Antwon

@hailarwotanaz5848

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@homelessman3483

Жыл бұрын

Antwaun*

“Whats the loudest pack youve ever smoked?” “…sir?” “The loudest pack. Youve ever smoked?”

This goes harder than Anton Chigurhs neo-bussy.

@lowqualityimageofpetergriffin

Жыл бұрын

That neobussy tho 🥵🥵

@myduckisonqauck7227

Жыл бұрын

I'm beginning to think clowes, and amerikaner fans are unironicly neo roman twink enjoyers.

@D00dman

Жыл бұрын

"Neobussy" He got a hole behind his knee now?

@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise

Жыл бұрын

@@garbagelmao2730 זה הולך יותר קשה מהניאו-עסוק של אנטון צ'יגור

@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise

Жыл бұрын

@@garbagelmao2730 Official translation of a segment of the book of proverbs, edited out of the heretical, unorthodox catholic Bible by the cucked, Roman Church. They only groom in an attempt to garner a fraction of the legitimacy that Jezus Krishti, Hebrew Albanian trap star extraordinaire, did when he groomed the 12 apostles. Pathetic.

Anton really the realest oldhead on the bloc frfr no cap 🚫🧢

@miktmikleson4891

8 ай бұрын

Mans smokes his Ops and he smokes that gas. Shows up cold as Ice smokes his Ops no explanation and just leaves. Pure uncut black air force energy.

@deadassvro9002

7 ай бұрын

Og been pulling up wit da Draco and opp pack at every function

Why is this so perfect I watch it like 3 times a day. It’s the fucking aesthetic.

@SoCreativeYT

Жыл бұрын

FR I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOL

@michaelshultz2199

Жыл бұрын

Gotta pump up those numbers Those are rookie numbers

@macvvlog8087

Жыл бұрын

No Fr it’s too good

@GlitchGhostYoda

Жыл бұрын

Me too

Least chill stoner ever.

This is the peak in which humor has attained on this "genre". Every inside joke has led to this magnum opus. It has been said many times before, but this is a huge W for Kaner

This was more stressful than the original scene.

3:15 lmaoooo as a grower im dying "its been growing for 16 weeks"

nothing can beat “nigga is you buggin? bugging off what? anything. Is that what you’re asking? if i’m, buggin off the motherfuckin perc 30’s

instead of a cow gun he carries a hookah

This needs a sequel badly. Something like Anton Chigurh smokes Cartson Wells

Antwon Nigurh be eating them percs like Skittles

The scene more tense than the original!

I watch this shit once a week and it's always funny

We need the whole movie

@robertloveall4842

Жыл бұрын

That would be the biggest W Kaner or Colaws have ever taken

@Yunglummy

Жыл бұрын

@@robertloveall4842 they would be dripping fr

@Irrael.A

Жыл бұрын

Agree 100%

@ArgonNoble

Жыл бұрын

I would CUM. I will also finance

@gringusgaming

Жыл бұрын

Seriously

“We cant just put it in a bong, that wouldnt be fair”

“You and your plug got any beef? “What kind of beef would that be?” “Well, I seen you just gave him six dollars.” “…What business is it of yours, how I get my gas? Opp nigga.” *Clerk, astonished* “I- I was just passin’ the blunt rotation.” “Such a new nigga…” “…If you can’t accept my gas station weed, then I- I’m not sure if there’s anything else I can do for you, sir…” *Anton stares intensely* “W- Will there be anything else?” “I don’t know, pussy boy, will there?” *Anton loudly munches on a pack of backwoods. The clerk is speechless* “Nigga, is you buggin’ right now?” “Bugging off what?” “Anything.” “Is that what you’re asking me..? If I’m.. bugging off the mf percs-“ “W- Will there be anything else!?l” “You already asked me that you stupid ass nigga.” The escalation of this is immaculate

@kennethortiz2043

4 ай бұрын

preciate u for the transcript brah

"You got cucked into it" got me dead 💀

Saying different words with the exact same inflection as the original, I wanted to laugh but I was speechless 😂 this shit is perfection

Another massive W for the kaner community 💯💯💯💯💯

bruhhhhhhhh you and colaws make me weak with that six dollars shit 😂😂😂😂😂

I love how Anton didn’t really pay. He just payed with a cigarette.

He's got trap house with his wife's boyfriend, but he lives with his parents and they cant find out that he smokes after they go to bed 😂

Anton Chigur being one of the best opps in cinema, no matter the ridiculous shit he's saying he's still intimidating as hell. A true Aryan Trap$tar

“Generally around you know real nigga hours..at real nigga hours 😂😂😂

Seeing an old man say “I only smoke at Real Nigga Hours, y’hear me-real nigga hours.” Is peak

Honest to god, funniest shit I've seen in weeks.

@Puss1man

Жыл бұрын

I don't see this level of quality anywhere else!

“Real nigga hours” lmfaoooo

Average day in Wisconsin

craziest part is he put that on the table like it was some fire when it was def mid asf 💀💀💀💀

"Me and my boy Jacquavius" 😭

Neither my wife nor I have actually seen this movie but we can recite this entire video from memory and quote it almost every single day. Smoke it up...unlike a regular blunt... ...which it is.

@daryllhobbins2225

8 ай бұрын

based as fuck

@zagg8687

8 ай бұрын

Really good movie. You guys should give it a shot

@miktmikleson4891

8 ай бұрын

Gang shitt

@kidnamedfinger8565

7 ай бұрын

lmao nice, y’all should switch it.

@itsjustin8295

6 ай бұрын

dude i had "you got cucked into it" and "i dont have some cringelarp way of coping thats just.. the way it is" stuck in my head for a week and that was only from casually looking at it

These movie dubs are hilarious, we need more.

The fact that the video lasts 4:20 is the cherry on top

The cashier's voice is done amazingly right, like in the film fr 💯

I'll pay $6 for you to do the whole movie

This…this is a work of art. The tonality, the theme, the vocal acting chops; my bois got it all 🥺

“…You’ve wanted to spark up with a trap star your whole life”

“I know what you are but what am I?”

Actual masterpiece

Ever since the new awesome administration; I’ve been able to walk into CVS and Walgreens and fill up my duffel bag full of merchandise. I also just hop right over the pharmacy counter when I need to re-up. I haven’t had to pay the plug a dime since Biden got into office.

@Andrew-dh9kv

Жыл бұрын

you live in the ghetto of the ghetto of the ghetto?

@kitsachie.

Жыл бұрын

We outchea in Portland

@donaldn5798

Жыл бұрын

🤩😇🤪

@Andrew-dh9kv

Жыл бұрын

@@donaldn5798 right? Been in 4 major cities past 6 months, have seen: 0 robberies, 0 burnt down buildings, 100+ statues, 0 robbed CVS's, 1 Walgreens that did have a security guard with a gun at the door

@justanotherguyful

Жыл бұрын

Ong mah nicga this presidency term has got me on demon time frfr 😈

Antwon Chigurh

@borntopwnyou

4 ай бұрын

Antwon Nigurh

No Block For Old Ops, what a beautiful movie

2:37 is literally the face you give a man after witnessing him eat a whole pack of backwoods.

YOU GOT CUCKED INTO IT AAAAAHAHAHAHA

Literally half this video is a quote

When you bring smarties in middle school

Another masterpiece

The first time I was brought to tears from how scary the video was

gonna upload this movie as a torrent, switch this scene, say nothing about it

“Generally around 9:30 when my parents go to bed”😭

This is gold, this showed up to me outta nowhere.

this is it this is the peak of all kaner content there isn't any room left for such huge Ws on youtube

@santiagobenavides1359

Жыл бұрын

ok npc

@spookypapi_45

Жыл бұрын

@@santiagobenavides1359 Cope fagtiago

@santiagobenavides1359

Жыл бұрын

@@spookypapi_45 not wrong

@mcnuggetz

Жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you got real trapstar blood in you . Ws all day

Love that he asked for swishers and was given backwoods😭

Why tf he took so many percs dawg😭😭😭

@carsoknight

8 ай бұрын

He just built for it

I aint been milked in a minute, this video is hilarious.

I turned inside out and screamed backwards in enochian from watching this. Certified funny

This is even funnier to me because it’s in a playlist where the video right before is a very well edited Anton Chigurh tribute that does the character justice, and then this opens with Anton calling the clerk an Op Nigga

This freaking video doesn't stop showing up in my recommend and I can't not click in it over and over again

I love that the time limit is 4:20 Dank as fuck as always ❤

"You got cucked into it?" 😂😂

I need the whole hood cinema 😭🎥

Never buy no weed from the gas station

I love that this is just a dude doin this not gen ai celeb voice, makes it so much better

Antwon chigga don’t play when it comes to the loud pack‼️🔥ain’t no opp block for old heads🗣💯

Now this is gold content. love it.

Holy fuck magnum opus

Fallout:New Niggas

No country for old bussy need a full dub

Generally at real nigga hours😂

Voice acting is insane. Both actors were very well rehearsed and played the emotion to the tee.

antwon Nigurh

"If the blunt you smoked lead you to getting this baked of what use was the blunt?" Antwon Chigurh

Nah no way. Was watching the Jordan Peterson Rick Sanchez video with the NCFOM part when this drops

"What time do you spark up?" "Generally around real nigga hours." 😂

I love how accurate and inaccurate this shit is at the same time 😂

Oddly ASMR inducing

After watching this a few times every day for a month, i only now realized the length of the video is 420, truly a masterpiece of the generation

Make another one of these, PLEASE. I am fucking FIENDING.🙏

I started watching this while buggin thinking it was the actual thing