“IDGAF if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway” is the hardest shit I’ve ever head

@SentinelEquinox

9 ай бұрын

Head

@CS-xn6vb

9 ай бұрын

Hard intro to a song. Would be god like

@fortnite_legendary_scar6469

9 ай бұрын

Stevie wonder bar

@majickpancake3775

9 ай бұрын

Head

@mac-n-sneeze

9 ай бұрын

Found this comment as soon as he said it. Definitely goes hard

Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video

@juniorjunior5884

7 ай бұрын

Canon event.

@King_Flippy_Nips

7 ай бұрын

Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.

@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Eared

7 ай бұрын

​@@King_Flippy_NipsSo you could say that the opps wanted some initiative, so he blew up their entire quadrant.

@chronodiem

7 ай бұрын

​@@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Earedholy shit

@tronsnow4763

7 ай бұрын

Nexus-level event

"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway." Actually fucking hard.

@laboon344

5 ай бұрын

Yeah

@big_sea

5 ай бұрын

yes

@oliverportillo3464

5 ай бұрын

Made that disgusting look like “that was nasty😤”

@fizoh9605

4 ай бұрын

Yeag

@Gainsberg

3 ай бұрын

The next time this is shown I will have an aneurysm.

If I ever get dementia I really hope I'm quoting this while I cook a shoe in the microwave or some shit

@islandboy9381

6 ай бұрын

You must have early dementia cuz you forgot he is HIM

@Ehh.....

5 ай бұрын

They got another video on this channel where someone deep fried some airforce 1s so you might not be off there.

@souptama3977

5 ай бұрын

I read this comment on mushrooms and laughed for ten straight minutes

@dank_jesus

5 ай бұрын

This shit ain’t nothing to me man

@clashnytech

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle." im fucking dying

@BurnoutBushido

9 ай бұрын

This shit ain’t nothing to me man

@svalk666

9 ай бұрын

Funny, but too bad it's not a word

@IluvatarEru

9 ай бұрын

not sure if he meant egregious or gregarious lmao🤣

@kelseyjaffer

9 ай бұрын

@@IluvatarEru both

@donprovolone1425

9 ай бұрын

@@IluvatarEruI dead ass googled it because I never heard the word before and gregarious is the only thing that'd pop up lol

"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is fuckin' monolithic

@asuka_the_void_witch

5 ай бұрын

love how dracula is more powerful than archangels

@sircartier4422

5 ай бұрын

@@asuka_the_void_witchthat vampire puzzy mutated him

@Sandux930

5 ай бұрын

Banished to the shadow realm 😅 💀💀

“I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type 1 civilization”

@AWWYEAHHHHHH

5 ай бұрын

Thank god for me knowing just enough about history and sci fi just to understand this genius

@Cecilpedia

5 ай бұрын

I'm so happy I like history because this line is genuinely so hard

@ViolentJrulez

5 ай бұрын

We're not a type 1 civilization though lol were at like .8 on the kardashev scale

@gary4689

3 ай бұрын

​@@ViolentJrulezthis only implies the video is from the distant future. Entirely believable.

@drany6707

3 ай бұрын

On top of everything else I think it's a Civ 6 reference, since Mansa Musa is a playable leader and the game is called Civilization.

This video feels like an hour long.

@frocoshake2107

9 ай бұрын

I don't think humanity is ready for an hour of this.

@chrisholloway4724

9 ай бұрын

They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.

@Isthisausername444

9 ай бұрын

It took me a hour to make it all the way through 😂🤣

@skinnyguy4180

9 ай бұрын

I wish it was 😂

@WangleLine

9 ай бұрын

lmaoooo

"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization" Whoever is writing these is fuckin cool

@laughingstock7638

9 ай бұрын

dracula is writing these, who else could

@_Cato_

9 ай бұрын

Yeah those are some SICK references, I’m impressed

@vlonerob

8 ай бұрын

Whoever is writing these has one of the best minds ever 😂

@datbubonicchronic

8 ай бұрын

lmfao was not expecting a Mansa Musa reference

@PulspitUeuhe

8 ай бұрын

@@laughingstock7638point confirmed. You sheep are laughing at the fact it’s Dracula. Pathetic

"Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" is one of the coldest shit I've ever heard

@big_sea

Ай бұрын

yes

@momentarylapse1362

20 күн бұрын

Can you please explain to me what it means? I dont know what an opp is and I dont get the joke on this one. Thx.

@injinheirosocrates

20 күн бұрын

@@momentarylapse1362 an opp is an enemy , like a rival gang member, and Oppenheimer designed the atomic bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki

@thelad5

17 күн бұрын

@@momentarylapse1362opp is short for opposition

"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization" is absolutely fucking insane

@big_sea

Ай бұрын

yes

"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" is such a sleeper line

@kingbod2075

8 ай бұрын

"sleeper"

@dustymax56

8 ай бұрын

Damn, bar-ception

@arrestedeffort

8 ай бұрын

The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto.

@FleshWizard69420

8 ай бұрын

Straight bars no guards ❌👮

@gwimmweeperdoesgames6063

7 ай бұрын

@@kingbod2075you beat me to it

"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." HARDEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR

@monkeyhook6856

9 ай бұрын

Drac Cold-Blooded with it 🥶😤

@ParkerRoberson-jf8ew

9 ай бұрын

@@monkeyhook6856 on god

@Rf_FRSH

9 ай бұрын

Lmao that was too damn funny

@twiceshy6613

9 ай бұрын

Maybe if it was 12:01am January 1st

@djtopp6958

9 ай бұрын

He coulda said anything ending in "I'm him" and yall would say he's "goated" 😭

"Reach for my neck, you will get turned into an example" 🔥🔥✍️🏻✍️🏻🦇🦇

@musicjax

4 ай бұрын

bat avatar checks out

@ReduckYT_

4 ай бұрын

yo

Dracula Flow feels like a video from 2011

@psychotropictraveler514

5 ай бұрын

It really does feel like OG KZread

@samgerwin1101

5 ай бұрын

Joji👀

@gorillazfan3

3 ай бұрын

@@samgerwin1101Filthy Frank

@victortobias6948

3 ай бұрын

I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.

@IdiotPhage

2 ай бұрын

I was gonna like your comment, but it has 420 likes

The constant swerve from zoomer slang into hard-scifi stargate shit is so essential to the flow it sends me consistently.

@crotchman

8 ай бұрын

STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL *_PERISH_*

@charlesburden2973

8 ай бұрын

I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization

@Demondreads

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for wrapping that point man. It dances the line and it makes it phenomenal

@Hoc-Dolliday

8 ай бұрын

*My presence alone is enough to make the lips of life quiver*

@asleep2day

8 ай бұрын

SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE

WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES🗣️🗣️🗣️

@radicaledward2600

9 ай бұрын

goin green goblin mode

@naomilauzut92

9 ай бұрын

Hardest shit I've heard in a while

@Micah.Dalton

9 ай бұрын

Fucking 🔥

@LarryHotd0gss

9 ай бұрын

We smokin’ dung beetle

@FleshWizard69420

9 ай бұрын

This shit will turn your neocortex off Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis

“I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle.” That line goes hard for me.

@grovetender4713

Ай бұрын

the contraption

"Im moving like French Montana, HEH?!" Kills me, i can stifle laughter until he says that shit

“Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm” 😂😂😂💀

@j.d.5673

9 ай бұрын

Fr I was like that shit is just true lmao.

@DeliriantPsychosis1442

9 ай бұрын

@@j.d.5673dawg I been cryin laughin at that for the past 20 minutes send help lmaoooo

@deemontes7265

9 ай бұрын

Shit ACTUALLY makes sense 😂

@j.d.5673

9 ай бұрын

@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.

@christiangottsacker6932

9 ай бұрын

Where's the lie?

This is David Lynch's most groundbreaking work

@JakeRanney

9 ай бұрын

WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BLACK LODGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@YouNoob269

9 ай бұрын

Bro.. ☠️

@FronkZappa

9 ай бұрын

That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.

@aztro.99

9 ай бұрын

the way shes bouncing on my twins you know im boutta peak

@vaporfunkvhs

8 ай бұрын

Twin Peak Pack

His slight southern accent makes it so much funnier

@MrWolfSnack

7 күн бұрын

elderly georgia accent goes hard

My daily affirmations

@WangleLine

22 күн бұрын

lmfao

@SadDad01

12 күн бұрын

Lol 😂

The next time someone says Americans have no culture just show them this

@stephjavs9338

7 ай бұрын

I’m so thankful you’ve seen this video

@Zayerz

7 ай бұрын

How come you're under all life changing videos

@thebonapettit9828

7 ай бұрын

Sing this over all-star

@jaketwo3548

7 ай бұрын

Stop this cultural appropriation. This is that home grown transylvanian fire

@krusader9508

7 ай бұрын

Don't be dumb, this is Transylvanian culture.

"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ " I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me

@tavo6496

8 ай бұрын

This line alone had me in stitches bro the delivery is just perfect

@FriendlyAC130Online

8 ай бұрын

It’s easily one of my top 3 favorite lines.

@nikhothuntawaphasha

8 ай бұрын

"We smoking sh*t in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles." Was about meth fym 😭😭

@5tormshadow

8 ай бұрын

The real comedy here is you cant smoke crack properly without a filter called chore ...

@taylorwedemeyer3499

8 ай бұрын

that, and coupled with the background laughter afterwards added to it

“They must have amnesia; they forgot that I’m HIM” is so powerful and hilarious

I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven

@AWWYEAHHHHHH

5 ай бұрын

Every line has so many layers it’s incredible

@smarmie8184

5 ай бұрын

Actual poetry wth

@xzas325

2 ай бұрын

"I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace" - ye

"motherfucker looked like a resident evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with them" is so underrated

@StudioMod

8 ай бұрын

As an RE fan it blew me to smithereens when I heard that. I was completely unprepared.

@thesavior9672

7 ай бұрын

Straight heat💀🔥

@vaughngreason2175

7 ай бұрын

Dude "call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out" is so fucking raw and no one is talking about it.

@DestroyedTheGame

27 күн бұрын

Played RE5 a few weeks ago then hearing this I’m flabbergasted

@2prize

21 күн бұрын

too underrated

"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him." HARD HARD HARD.

@oceanman7336

9 ай бұрын

That line was heavenly

@christiangottsacker6932

9 ай бұрын

Shit got *biblical* in the crypt

@Klonkus

9 ай бұрын

Even the sumerian sodomites felt the fire from that burn

@ZacharyTyler0509

9 ай бұрын

quickly followed by I need more Sequoia banshee boogers

@_Cato_

8 ай бұрын

Hardest line in the whole video

"I'm sick in the head" will never stop being unfathomably funny/relatable to me.

dream blunt rotation is just this guy and a couple of clones of him

"Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I'm moving Like oppenheimer." What a line 🔥

@Avxes

7 ай бұрын

Yea that shit hard as fuck when you think about it.

@FleshWizard69420

7 ай бұрын

Hitting like Hiroshima

@EcstaticallyCJ

7 ай бұрын

Nailin'em like Nagasaki

@instaa5625

7 ай бұрын

Slapping like Okinawa

@redgit9905

7 ай бұрын

Annihilating like Afghanistan

"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type-1 civilization." Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@sneedmando186

8 ай бұрын

Ea-Nasir been *real* quiet since this dropped

@Cervine

7 ай бұрын

Heavily based Ozen enjoyer

@ThaPhantazm

7 ай бұрын

He is Dracula.

@lephishe6271

7 ай бұрын

​@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point

@ziwuri

7 ай бұрын

Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.

Imagine if this is the only proof that humans ever existed

@d00mboy13

15 күн бұрын

Id love that

“ opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I’m moving like Oppenheimer” 😭😭😭😭

As much as I want Dracula flow 4 I don’t know if this can be topped

@tonycornejo74

8 ай бұрын

Don’t doubt the power of Dracula

@terrencemerchant2657

8 ай бұрын

You must have amnesia, cuz u forgot he's him

@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

8 ай бұрын

Facts

@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell

8 ай бұрын

​@@terrencemerchant2657FAX

@ghostroses2388

8 ай бұрын

I’d say give it some time before we can get back into this

“my shooter a crackhead, he look like woody Harrelson” should be on his tombstone. hardest bar of all time

@Cgreg92

9 ай бұрын

Or on mine, bc my soul left my body when I heard it. The 80's sitcom credit frozen in time type of laugh.

@KreepKarnage

9 ай бұрын

"we smokin SHIT, in a glass pipe, blowin da Lord's bubbles" made me fuckin crease 😂😂

@_Cato_

9 ай бұрын

I don’t get this line :(

@donda2listeningparty568

8 ай бұрын

@@_Cato_look up any picture of woody harrelson

@_Cato_

8 ай бұрын

@@donda2listeningparty568 He looks like a crackhead? I can think of better examples lol

I can't believe how disgustingly hard some of these bars go

The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.

"Opps want some initiative, I blew up their quadrant" has to be the hardest line I've ever heard.

@OnlyExorn

9 ай бұрын

Ong lmao

@JohnDoe-df6yr

8 ай бұрын

Im movin like Oppenheimer

@WYCD

8 ай бұрын

2:49

@_letstartariot

8 ай бұрын

I spittaked water on that line.

@JTZ012

8 ай бұрын

Can someone explain wtf this means?

“Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” is not only a god-tier bar, now no one else can use it without coming back to this

@raveil134

7 ай бұрын

Greatest bar dropped in the 2020s

@jimtsap04

7 ай бұрын

The line right before might be even harder

@Thee_Jadex

7 ай бұрын

What was the timestamp for that one i need to listen to it again Nvm found it its 1:34

@RZArekta

7 ай бұрын

Sounds like a Billy Woods bar

@The_Ajna

7 ай бұрын

Cold as fuck

“we smoking on symbiotes” is insane.

@timlandes1965

6 ай бұрын

I love that one, I'm also partial to "I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways.".

"Last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them...slowly faded into darkness, and i let the Archangels take him" rawest line in history

“Reach for my neck, get turned into an example,” is one of the best lines here

@allworksnew

7 ай бұрын

I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY

@wickedwastelander2410

7 ай бұрын

STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL PERISH

@TheHarrisontemple

7 ай бұрын

​​@@wickedwastelander2410*i left my Marcello's in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time*

@vertigoEdits

7 ай бұрын

@@TheHarrisontemple margiela's

@TheHarrisontemple

7 ай бұрын

@@vertigoEdits thanks

"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike

@gutgunstig7061

8 ай бұрын

Swiftly followed by Sequoia Banshee BoogersTM

@TheRealDPooly

8 ай бұрын

​@@gutgunstig7061nashville nibblers

@redssign

8 ай бұрын

​​@@TheRealDPoolyi left my margielas in the benz truck, ill have to stunt on em next time

@mochicuatro

8 ай бұрын

@@redssign*margielas

@redssign

8 ай бұрын

​@@mochicuatrothank you, i am poor

This is someone’s dad, that’s my favorite part

"And I let the Archangels take him" goes stupendously hard.

“Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take em “ had me in TEARS

@grandpapycofa1593

8 ай бұрын

one of the hardest lines ever uttered by man

@hotstankygarbage788

8 ай бұрын

One of the most diabolical lines I've ever heard.

@MississippiHalfStep

8 ай бұрын

Is it a ghost reference????

@CronaWings

8 ай бұрын

thats the hardest thing not just said in 2023 but the hardest thing almost any man has ever fucking heard HE IS HIM

@_Cato_

8 ай бұрын

@@MississippiHalfStepUh, no, it’s just a reference to angels

The layers of "We smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush" are multitudinous

@hello-rq8kf

8 ай бұрын

possibly the most powerful sentence constructed in the English language

@DonGrigorianFishing

7 ай бұрын

Bro I’m pretty smart. But it would take me an entire week to decipher this.

@shopattenshopatten9430

7 ай бұрын

​@@DonGrigorianFishingI don't think you are

@DonGrigorianFishing

7 ай бұрын

@@shopattenshopatten9430 why you hating bro? We’re out here enjoying a new character and your just openly hating…What’s wrong? You need attention?

@90rm4n8

7 ай бұрын

@@DonGrigorianFishingbrotha

no context, no backstory, no reason, no logic, no filter, nothing.... but absolute banger rhymes and hilarity!!!

"I'm moving like French Montana. Heeaaaawww" kills me every time 😂

"I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle" bro went biblical on these mfs

@big_sea

Ай бұрын

yes

@TimeTravelingFetus

Ай бұрын

yes

@phaZonJJ27

Ай бұрын

yes

An old man, with painted on hair, preaching some of the hardest lines in history. This is perfection.

@NeoGraena

7 ай бұрын

Nah that's actually Dracula. Def you got Amnesia since you forgot that's him

@tmk87154

7 ай бұрын

you got amnesia

@spazzboi

7 ай бұрын

Old man? That's the Prince of darkness himself.

@connor48880

7 ай бұрын

my favorite part is when it starts melting down his forehead

@mrramos404

6 ай бұрын

😂

These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

1:28 The Matrix bar has been living in my head ever since it was said. So damn good

''They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him'' dracula went full in on this one 🔥🔥

@mahino420

7 ай бұрын

lol i was the 666th like

@hugmynutus

7 ай бұрын

Papa Frank reaching through the Internet with this bar.

“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” Most important historical event of our time.

@Samusamu57

7 ай бұрын

It's Givenchy but it's perfect anyway

@victorminkov5183

7 ай бұрын

@@Samusamu57 thank you I had no idea what that brand was but it’s just such a iconic line It must be cherished

@Samusamu57

7 ай бұрын

@@victorminkov5183 no problem, sometimes it's useful to be french

@oinkerbob2

7 ай бұрын

>drops the hardest line I've ever heard >immediately pivots to saying goofy shit brilliant

@aesthetic4829

7 ай бұрын

Legitimately one of the hardest quotes I’ve ever heard in my life

"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em." H A R D

I can't stop quoting the filtered crack bit and it's likely to get me in trouble at work.

@PEST1776

9 күн бұрын

Amazing isn't it 😂

“We smoking’ shit in a glass pipe blowin’ the Lord’s bubbles” Amen 🙏🙏🙏

@cuckoldtheclownkek4020

9 ай бұрын

That shit has no right being that lyrical or hard 😂

@jellophant9716

9 ай бұрын

Hey what's your pfp from

@internalizedhappyness9774

9 ай бұрын

🙏

@tumultoustortellini

8 ай бұрын

If you smoke crack then you practically christian

@royceisthebestrapper7686

8 ай бұрын

The laugh afterwards always sends me, had them boys crackin up 😂

It’s amazing to me how this oscillates between some shit you’d hear in a legit hip hop track and absolute insanity

@woohoomusic5098

9 ай бұрын

"I don't give a fuck if i go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway" to "Blacc Chyna, I drank her piss out another man's balls"

@carperfjord8748

9 ай бұрын

Real

@drakep.5857

9 ай бұрын

The perfect median is death grips

@detailedinfodisplay5210

8 ай бұрын

Simultaneously growing and killing brain cells

@d.h.foster8937

8 ай бұрын

this is an unreleased RXK nephew song

This is gonna be Gen Z when we get into the retirement home

@mikew3194

5 ай бұрын

nah too many old world pronouns

@dodsonboys

5 ай бұрын

@@mikew3194 bitches be like "I bet you use pronouns" like bruh by default everyone does

@gorillazfan3

3 ай бұрын

Frank ain't a zoomer.

"Opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer." 😂

Dracula flow videos legitimately have me in tears, like nothing else has in a long time lmao

@DeepSouthArtifacts

9 ай бұрын

So true. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀

@donprovolone1425

9 ай бұрын

dude, this the funniest fucking shit I have seen in a very long time lmao finally something good 😂😂

@zsebestien7050

9 ай бұрын

literally

@ChaseThePinballWizard

9 ай бұрын

really this is so dumb yet so effectively hilarious.

@DigitalMelanin

9 ай бұрын

This reminds me of KZread back in the day.

I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.

@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147

6 ай бұрын

**Drac watching the fall of Rome** "This shit ain't nothin' to me man."

@R33fth3b33f

6 ай бұрын

@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 he flipped too many bad bricks got the whole empire tweaking

@hindae085

6 ай бұрын

This shit ain't nothin to him man.

@itsguooo

6 ай бұрын

Get the Empower on the phone, fronted him a brick last week

@galanopouloc

6 ай бұрын

​​@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 If we're going to be historically accurate: _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_ *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*

He on that Bhutanese shadow garden pack timing

Nothing will ever top this

I've been saying 'This shit ain't nothin to me, man' whenever I get stressed out. It works wonders.

@daodude5515

7 ай бұрын

Yoo I'm gonna start doing that now, new anti-anxiety just dropped!

@60svision

6 ай бұрын

Same

@chriseliason1476

6 ай бұрын

I will have to try as well.

@Mtoutdoorsman

5 ай бұрын

I’ve said this shit ain’t nothin to me man every day since I saw part one 😂

@KaChowAndTheGang

5 ай бұрын

No shit… I literally made a song about that

"I threw diamonds on the strip club under the great pyramids, I pushed the camel through an eye of the needle" biblical line

@masterklaw4527

7 ай бұрын

What is this, "Prince of Egypt" or something?

@markedgecliff7412

7 ай бұрын

Do you think he means that he’s rich but still getting into heaven or that he literally put that camel through the needle eye?

@xenon8928

7 ай бұрын

​@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex

@masterklaw4527

7 ай бұрын

@@xenon8928let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.

@risingSisyphus

7 ай бұрын

"slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" SHEEEESH

"reach for my neck, I'll turn you into an example" is hard as hell

"this will help sell our clothing"

"They must have Amnesia, they forgot I'm him" has become part of my daily vocabulary

@1dog915

9 ай бұрын

same

@mmonster121

8 ай бұрын

What's exactly means "I'm him "?

@mohawk4759

8 ай бұрын

@@mmonster121its like “i’m that guy” idk if u know what that means but yeah

@1dog915

8 ай бұрын

@@mmonster121 just means like he's the man

@WaffleHouseBandit

8 ай бұрын

​@@mohawk4759you're not that guy pal trust me

"We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me die. Whoever wrote that line is goin places in comedy. Straight off the wall energy 😂

@Chodey510

7 ай бұрын

Apparently this is from jojis label (aka filthy frank)

@RAMZAVFX

7 ай бұрын

no shit rlly?@@Chodey510 Perhaps its the gift weve been missing since 2016 ;_; (specially after the pink guy cosplay at one of the concerts)

@Chodey510

7 ай бұрын

@@RAMZAVFX a man can dream

@Starboundstreams

7 ай бұрын

It is 100% FF he copyrighted it with his company

@canufen7350

6 ай бұрын

The person who wrote this has been too all the places, but they're not coming back and that's okay

"I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus." So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.

Love how you can hear George laughing in the back

This is like a Death Grips concert done acoustically

@fromaggio7654

7 ай бұрын

Unplugged

@mellinghedd267

7 ай бұрын

a capella

@yoshigamer507

7 ай бұрын

next death grips album should just be like this

@Zyklon-Bro64

7 ай бұрын

Death grips linked me here

@tsg_frank5829

7 ай бұрын

This is what was going through my mind, a lot of these are 1000% some shit Ride would yell over a beat, all in that order.

Every line feels like it could be the start of a Death Grips song

@ratbasher5890

9 ай бұрын

Im convinced he is Mr. Grips.

@keemkorn

8 ай бұрын

ex military type beat

@royceisthebestrapper7686

8 ай бұрын

IT GOES IT GO-

@ben4894

8 ай бұрын

I really want to hear this with the "Beware" instrumental now 😆

@ben4894

8 ай бұрын

Scratch that it already exists lmfao

The fact that you can hear the laughter in the background makes it so much better for some reason

"They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him" Goes hard

This feels like a youtube video from 2009 in the best ways. Timeless content

@r.a.throwaway7948

8 ай бұрын

We must share this video with the generations to come

@Cyan_Wing

8 ай бұрын

Just found out this channel is owned by joji, aka filthy frank

@91mac_

7 ай бұрын

I thought it was some old ass shit lmao

@91mac_

7 ай бұрын

​@@Cyan_Wingnfw lmaoooooooo

@ziwuri

7 ай бұрын

it's from an old mind @@91mac_

I love that the Dracula hair gets more fixed and accurate with each episode.

@badusername9903

9 ай бұрын

theyre honing it to a point hes getting dangerous

@TADOfficialHandle

9 ай бұрын

He's getting stronger

@kiitzz

8 ай бұрын

they’re getting more for the budget each time

@BAGGStheAugmented

8 ай бұрын

This is almost perfect. Almost...... It would be closer to perfect if there weren't mouth breathers laughing after each line.

@chadking8767

8 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@BAGGStheAugmentedI kind of find it endearing, feels like a video from a decade ago.

"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type 1 civilization" time to wistfully stare at the horizon, lads

WE GETTING OUTTA THE MENTAL HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

@imatic95styl77

9 ай бұрын

😂

@mirohulsmann1811

9 ай бұрын

outta, bet u mean into

@MotherAnimal_

9 ай бұрын

Hilarious.

@DruggiePlays

9 ай бұрын

Man i had in somes mental hospital and let me tell you, this is beyond madness

@FleshWizard69420

8 ай бұрын

WE ONLY APPLY THE CRYSTAL METHOD HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

The fact he kept a straight face the entire time is ridiculous but made it even funnier lol

@zoid_on_youtube

7 ай бұрын

this shit aint nothin to him, man

@ktulhu2010

6 ай бұрын

he'll kill you

@m3zmr

6 ай бұрын

you must have forgot who he is

@kenitod1528

6 ай бұрын

@@m3zmri think he has amnesia

@Rookiereece

6 ай бұрын

I think most of it flew over his painted on hair

Glad to know that Frank is still funny as hell. I can hear him laughing in the background lol

"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle" so many great lines in this 😂

@laboon344

5 ай бұрын

Yeah 😂

@raycharlesisdead

3 ай бұрын

lol yes

@mattbradley408

2 ай бұрын

I left my Margielas in the Benz truck. I’ll have to stunt on them next time

Dracula effortlessly swapping between insane ramblings to the hardest one-liners you have ever heard.

@agent4349

6 ай бұрын

Accurate

"I'm moving like french montana, H E H"

Out of the whole tetralogy, this one somehow always hits different

@WingItMan217

5 ай бұрын

It may very well may be the most iconic

@gavtube1232

5 ай бұрын

@@WingItMan217 Absolutely

"I'm gay" is so slept on.

@SFWSalarian

6 ай бұрын

Genuinely gonna be my senior quote

@josephmotherheehee

6 ай бұрын

Frfr

@The_Don_Beverage

6 ай бұрын

Some of the realest shit ever wrote jit

@PsykoDrama

6 ай бұрын

I wish i had any reason to use that line in my life

@yakivpopavich

6 ай бұрын

Dracula was literally the first plug, he was him. He is him. He will continue to be him.

If this dude passed me the blunt I would accept it like a knight accepting a sword from the king

@Wilbur4192

7 ай бұрын

Well, he has seen the eye of Torah, and pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.. I would too.

@pulzewidth

7 ай бұрын

FR THO

@worksafe3441

7 ай бұрын

sire

@Yocumtown

6 ай бұрын

Sire 🧎

@Reject-Demon

6 ай бұрын

Sire

Egregarious angles

SLOWLY FADED INTO DARKNESS. I LET THE ARCH ANGELS TAKE HIM🔥🔥🔥🔥

The haircut slowly melting down his face is hilarious bro😭😭

@perhaps1094

8 ай бұрын

Nigga look like rudy guiliani

@user-kz8tw4vj7z

8 ай бұрын

Homie got the Giuliani press conference drip

@theussmirage

8 ай бұрын

He got that Steven Seagal hairstyle man

@jakobdoubleu

8 ай бұрын

Got the Carlos Boozer cut

Are we gonna just ignore the fact “Reach for my neck, get turned into an example” is one of the hardest bars in history

@JinxyKat

7 ай бұрын

i read this comment right as i reached that part, it was perfect

@PWS859

7 ай бұрын

"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. " is THE hardest bar in history.

@RonFleener

7 ай бұрын

Dated back past AD to BC and his flow hits as hard as two rhinos trying to gangbang a hippo.

@crooked7592

7 ай бұрын

@@JinxyKat same

@CormanoWild

7 ай бұрын

"They must have amensia, they forgot that I'm him" is the hardest line in this monologue imo @@PWS859

Ai can never replicate this

We need Dracula Flow 4! 🔥🧛🏻‍♂️

@TheREALBOJACK

6 ай бұрын

I'm so worried if they did it they'd ruin it. The hype is just too much at this point. No possible way it can live up to it.

@YHShinVH

6 ай бұрын

It's out already

@mikew3194

5 ай бұрын

@@TheREALBOJACK search it mofos! no disappointment

@Tom-do4vz

5 ай бұрын

This aged well

This actually pulled me out of a 4 month long existential crisis.

@stephenpolizzatto8941

8 ай бұрын

Feel this on a Hegelian lvl

@Zoidberg13197

8 ай бұрын

This shit made me manic for a week but i think it was also all the vodka that helped with that

@22z83

8 ай бұрын

damn why can I relate

@sonny8456

8 ай бұрын

Same

@BloodyMunchkin

8 ай бұрын

You've seen the Magna Carta.

I find myself saying, "It ain't nothing to me man." randomly a lot now.

I'm on them Broward county TIC TACS