Anyone who took this seriously after the first five seconds should be neutered

@algail44

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Schopf They probably are or didn't have any int he first palce

@mrgallagher7072

4 жыл бұрын

Even the women.

@Luci823

4 жыл бұрын

I was about to say something. But then after five seconds I was like ohhhh it’s a joke lol

@soundtreks

2 жыл бұрын

@@Luci823 it was a funny bit for sure.

@ijhhcfionlkgs

2 жыл бұрын

I knew immidetaly from the camera angle

"I got my blackbelt in an online course" lol I'm totally going to tell that to my Jiu Jitsu Instructor

@jonkc3635

8 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@pumkingxking3574

7 жыл бұрын

don't get an ass wooping 😂

@theemorbidwolf

6 жыл бұрын

Icon Panik never tell that to anybody

@andyrodriguez4415

5 жыл бұрын

In ONE day 😂

@aspenrebel

5 жыл бұрын

Hey!! I know Karate, Judo, Ju-Jitsu ....... and whole lot of other Japanese words!!

Muchacho is legend. He's so good no one's ever actually seen him. He's undefeated.

@iansilo105

3 жыл бұрын

Just like Charlie Zelenoff. I think!.

3 жыл бұрын

@Pirate Hunter Zoro Allegedly. 😜

3 жыл бұрын

@Pirate Hunter Zoro I invented belts and the color red.

3 жыл бұрын

@Pirate Hunter Zoro I knew that was you behind those Foster Grants.

@uu9276

3 жыл бұрын

0-0 is technically undefeated.

This man clearly IDENTIFIES as a black belt. And as a society, it's time we stop with this oppressive madness, and affirm him as a black belt already!

@jvh818

2 ай бұрын

😂😅 made my day

I got my black belt from Edgy Brah Teacher: "You mean Eddie Bravo" No, Edgy Brah.

@mikebaeyens8672

3 жыл бұрын

No Johnny Bravo. Lol

@dantearias2182

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@johnv5211

3 жыл бұрын

Smoking the heefer with Joe Hogan

@shelbukowski1443

3 жыл бұрын

I got mind from Roe Jogan.

@Diego-hr4yj

3 жыл бұрын

@@shelbukowski1443 bro did you see shen bapiro debate him?

hello, i am sensei muchacho and i can confirm this clip is real

@JakeIannarino

8 жыл бұрын

See! I told you guys I trained under Muchacho! Boom!

@thomasbaykee5095

8 жыл бұрын

+Jake Iannarino Natural comedic you are

@johnnykaldani633

8 жыл бұрын

+Steve Gould ~ Your comment is funnier than this video. 😂

@gatooncracko527

8 жыл бұрын

So his belt is actually real?

@Fluoride_Jones

8 жыл бұрын

+La Bella Damir Thank you, Sir, I thought this was a troll video!

"Muchacho" :'D

Not where I thought that was going but oss! I forgot my belt once while visiting a friend's gym and he laughed and said here wear this white belt and don't tell anybody what rank you are! It was some of the most fun I've ever had in BJJ!

@eliaslundqvist1396

Жыл бұрын

What belt rank did you have?

@roamready9732

Жыл бұрын

@@eliaslundqvist1396 Brown at the time.

@eliaslundqvist1396

Жыл бұрын

@@roamready9732 Nice! I am green belt in TKD if you're wondering. Basically a beginner

@roamready9732

Жыл бұрын

@@eliaslundqvist1396 the beginning of a martial art is the best! Everything is new and exciting, and a bunch of people know things that you get to learn from. All black belts across the martial arts spectrum would and will tell you to enjoy the journey and really 'listen.' I wish I could go back in time and start fresh in BJJ once more and focus on what I am weak in, if just to develop a new game. OSS!

@eliaslundqvist1396

Жыл бұрын

Is it true that it takes 10 years to get your first BJJ black belt?

LMAO "I took an online course" THAT KILLED ME 😆

@pethrosuriahson6156

5 жыл бұрын

this is why you work your ass off for multiple decades unlike this guy

muchacho. yes. ive faced him. a worthy opponent.

@michaelglennjr6066

8 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@vispatech

8 жыл бұрын

+nasgaf johnson He was actually mentioning a local legend named Mucaco.

@ms.nhardin4744

8 жыл бұрын

Muchacho!!! hahahahaha

@bundy4prez462

6 жыл бұрын

His sister muchacha is fierce too.

First thing I noticed was the way he tied his belt. A true story, I was training in Shotokan in college for about 6 months, I was tested twice and went from white to blue in that time, my original sensei used to have another black belt come in once in awhile, that sensei saw me when I was a white belt, months later he took over the class because my original sensei was a cop and no longer had the time to teach the class. The new sensei accused me of not earning the belt and didn't believe I ever tested for it, I had the certificate at home and should have shown him, he kicked me back down to white belt, I was pissed and stayed, he was a really good sensei and I eventually got my blue belt back and eventually purple before tearing my meniscus doing some stupid jump spinning kicks on my own I wasn't trained to do.

@Virvum_Juggernaut

2 жыл бұрын

Trippy. I too trained in Shotokan at the college I attended in Melbourne 🇦🇺. My Sensei was Ed Carmody.

@anon2427

Жыл бұрын

Did you forget to roll your leg over?

@drr3275

Жыл бұрын

@@anon2427 I missed the bag in the air and landed hard hyperextending my knee, thus the torn meniscus.

@anon2427

Жыл бұрын

@@drr3275 😬 oh fuck man. When we do these in my Muay Thai class we try to swing the front leg around like a fulcrum and plant it right before we throw the back leg behind us. It’s really easy to fuck up tbh I still have trouble with it. Hope your knee is doing alright know dude, cheers

@drr3275

Жыл бұрын

@@anon2427 I had two knee surgeries including a total knee replacement, no pain anymore just week knees, I need to exercise more

This is comedy gold! When he said I got it on line last night , I lost it. The hog tie at the end killed me !

"I've got an escape for this." That gave me a good chuckle.

"I know an escape for this" HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I know an escape for this" priceless

I read a book written by a student training in Japan. He asked the head instructor how long it would take him to get his black belt. The instructor reached into his desk and threw the student a black belt and said,”Now yankee go home.”

@moeyali123

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@froggybug

5 ай бұрын

Sounds about right 😂😂😂

Lol, the belts he went through was actually the order of my WTF taekwondo school's belts.

@Fede_uyz

3 жыл бұрын

Welk, WTF actually summs the whole situation kinda nicely

@baneofall5783

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fede_uyz 😂😂

@reydisantos3674

2 жыл бұрын

Ur school is called WTF??? Wtf man

@ilovepudding7873

2 жыл бұрын

@@reydisantos3674 the style of taekwondo is called WTF (world taekwondo federation) but i believe they changed their name to just be WT

@ilovepudding7873

2 жыл бұрын

Same for my ITF school.

They pronounce it different in Brzril.

@Lil_Dio_014

5 жыл бұрын

But muchacho is spanish :( in Br portuguese is like "mano" "Bro" "parça" "primo" hehehehe

@Daniel-vn3di

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lil_Dio_014 opa um br

@antoniomontana5990

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lil_Dio_014 Muchacho is Argentinian xD

I also hate when a "new" student pretends to have no experience and request to go easy on him....then proceeds to do upper level moves. He basically tries to get you to lower your guard (no pun intended) and then goes full on attack.

@portobelloedinburgh8891

2 жыл бұрын

Sound a like Youuuu. Sadly met a much higher level BJJ guy and got ‽ humiliated

@lj3287

2 жыл бұрын

@@portobelloedinburgh8891 A "new" guy came to the dojo said he knew nothing about martial arts, 1st time, clamed to be nervous etc. When I reach out to touch gloves he proceeds to O goshi throw me. I got up and kicked his ass.

@MrJohnnyDistortion

2 жыл бұрын

People like that need to spend a few weeks in intensive care.

@Genessis001

2 жыл бұрын

@@lj3287 I could totally see this happening across all types platform/sport(s)..no matter what walk of life or social class, it's the typical jock type move, but instead of making it known right away, they act dumb and win everyones attention to feel good about what they just did. Kinda funny how dude who commented on your shit thinks it's simply someone who "humiliated you"... Such a dumb idea

I'm Brazilian and can confirm: Here we pronounce "muchacho" for "macaco".

@francisstranieri2067

2 жыл бұрын

LOL😂

I love how they don't take themselves too seriously and can do humor videos with each other. BJJ and humor. The fact that so many morons thought it was real then got mad because they found out it was staged is a good testament to your acting. :)

@JohnSmith-xk5ou

8 жыл бұрын

I literally stopped watching at 0:06 because I knew it was fake and I'm dumb as fuck.

@PrimalBeef

2 жыл бұрын

Fake school has fake vids shocking

@Richard4Torah

2 жыл бұрын

And they are from the dark side, the pit of forming depravity that is the progressive movement. They probably from Minnesota

@PrimalBeef

2 жыл бұрын

One thing that's not funny, is how many people dies at this place as a result of poor training...

@dabunnyrabbit2620

2 жыл бұрын

how could someone think that was... nvm. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Got his black belt in an online course! LOL

@quasar4601

5 жыл бұрын

I got my medical degree along with my Chemistry in an online course in only 6 months. I guess I will go for the black belt next, lol

Muchacho’s brother Brochacho is a legend in his own right.

"Rye-ron" LMAO classic.

I also trained under Vegan Muchacho

@ruizj2006

5 жыл бұрын

Dominic I’m dead lmao

@Crystals10000

4 жыл бұрын

lmao xD

I know an escape for this. hahahahah My first few classes before I got a gi I was just using a spare they have lying around. The belt my instructor gave me to wear was a white belt with 2 stripes. Lining up for my second lesson one of the 4 stripe white belts came over and asked me about it. I guess he thought I'd trained somewhere else before. I told him no, I'm 46. Once you pass 40 you get a stripe for every day you actually show up. He got really serious and spun around and headed straight for the instructor for an explanation. hahaha The guy is super cool but in BJJ they don't just hand promotions out for fun. lol

This is cool! It just popped up on my feed. I trained with Robin at Relson Gracie Academy before moving back to SC.

What a great inspiration. I gave up until I saw this video 1year ago. Today your the champion! I got old but, flexible. If I can flench i can counter and then go fishing.

Funny shit. I like the online courses part, and the part where he names the belt order. The guy in the background on the floor laughing was great.

Thats no puishment. He knows the escape for that.

@mikelazembie1040

8 жыл бұрын

yes because hes also a master contortionist...if onky he could log in to his computer.....

@DCFHazardRebornChannel

7 жыл бұрын

lol

Damn I’m a Grey-Black belt and it took me 4 1/2 years but you’re telling me I could have taken an online course and got my black belt over night 🤣🤣

This clip was so funny!😂😂

still ties his belt better than Connor Mcgregor

@jonathanbungi5549

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@1thelastmystic

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ByTequilaYT

7 жыл бұрын

Roast AF

@careystuart

5 жыл бұрын

Yes but can he make a complete fool of himself , and still make millions of dollars like Connor?

@cadenmerriett5092

4 жыл бұрын

He is a brown belt

thats the same white belt guy that rolled with relson gracie lol

@Flipper-bl7sl

8 жыл бұрын

***** LOL, i usually roll with my professor after hes rolled with all the other higher belts and hes always sweaty, and it lands in my mouth alot its kinda gross lol

@Flipper-bl7sl

8 жыл бұрын

***** lol i mostly dont get to roll with people my age or size (im 13) and they say stuff like that, now i feel like ive been molested ;( lol XD

@HelloJapan05

8 жыл бұрын

Flipper2425 lol :)

@Flipper-bl7sl

8 жыл бұрын

hes pretty damn funny i want more videos >.

@hubertgreen

8 жыл бұрын

***** thank you

"I'm on footlocks now"......brilliant.

Those online courses are legit!

lol im not even into martial arts but that part about "i got my black belt in an online course" was hilarious lol

"I know an escape for this." lol funny video

Really didnt think this would make me laugh, but muchacho got me

“Got my black belt online”. Hilarious!

Oh! We need MORE of this! Next episode, please!! :)

"they pronounce it differently in brazil" lmao i died

I'll give myself a black belt. We live in a society where we think other people need to give us awards. Give yourself awards.

Muchacho is no joke.. We got oiled up and needless to say, I earned a belt or two.

@MrDeplorable-sw9cz

2 жыл бұрын

😂

hahaha that was pretty good. "You were a three stripe white belt last night...in last nights class"

How many times have you heard stories in the dojo about how "I pretended to be a white belt at this guy's gym" ? Then those same meatheads shout about how its disrespectful to pretend you are a black belt. Well its disrespectful to white belts to make fun of them and make them seem crap isn't it?

@tehf00n

8 жыл бұрын

Not gonna name them. What do I look like I want to get battered? I mean I train but im not stupid :p

@AquaTheFox

8 жыл бұрын

tehf00n Glad somebody said this, I was just thinking the same thing. At the end of the day, anyone making too big of a deal about belts (and forgetting that skill and effort are what matter) is going to get burned. But I definitely feel like fucking with white belts who don't know better is way worse than fucking with black belts who DO know better.

@matbroomfield

8 жыл бұрын

tehf00n I don't know if it's analagous, but in karate it's common to don a white belt when visiting another club, just as a show of humility.

@jaredbrown3085

8 жыл бұрын

tehf00n The difference between someone pretending to be a black belt or a white belt is that the black belt takes a very long time to get and is achieved through hard work.

@tehf00n

8 жыл бұрын

Jared Brown and therefore devalues a white belt? I have trained for nearly 5 years in judo and jiu-jitsu but I don't grade. A belt holds your pants up.

LOL! Missed that in the description. Thanks for pointing it out.

Thank you! I needed that!

"I know an escape for the." Muchacho Jiu Jitsu is no joke!

I'm on foot locks now" lmaoo

That was funny up til the end, then it got frigging hilarious. I literally laughed so hard tears came out and my ribs and cheeks are hurting now

I know the escape frome this🤣 Classic bro!! Ossss

I was hoping it was BJ Penn waiting in the wings when the instructor called for BJ.

Lololol "Ya i trained online under Jean Jaque Muchacho!" Im fuckin dyin bro

"Hilarious" he got his black belt online overnight

@lovernotfighter

3 жыл бұрын

Well he stayed up all night studying. That takes a lot of work.

“I know an escape for this” 🤣

not what I was expecting but it was funny. "They pronounce it different in Brazil."

I just love the acting

@livelongandprosper70

8 жыл бұрын

easily impressed then..

I got my black belt at an even better BJJ academy: "Macho Muchacho".

When he said “last night” I cracked up!!

I know an escape for this, lol!! Good job guys!

the name of the escape for that is "brochacho".

Damn man thought it was going to be foreal lmfao "muchacho" bahahahahHHH omfg

I've been in Martial Arts my whole life, was a kickboxer for decades, still train today at 61... I'm still a white belt. To me, it isn't about the clothing.

@Win94ae

3 жыл бұрын

@Gusto Piv The irony.

@Win94ae

3 жыл бұрын

@Gusto Piv All your fights were in the chat rooms, weren't they?

@Win94ae

3 жыл бұрын

@Gusto Piv run along kid.

That was so funny,loved it big thumbs up.

I love how he pronounced Ryron 😂

legend has it he is still escaping to this day

He is actually a good actor. :D LOL

If I told my tae kwon doe teacher "I took a online course" my instructor would kick my ass literally

@jamesspencer6427

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😄

I'm... somewhat disturbed at how well they hogtied the guy. BJ's into some weird shit in his spare time.

@primalbeef7216

Жыл бұрын

They insist on checking the oil

where's this online course he speaks of I'm interested.

LMAO That's a pretty good skit!

LMFAOO i did not expect that ending

This was awesome, guys! And I thought the acting was actually very good... Too funny!

I think he learned the escape from that last night on his online course, just give him time.

The names of the instructors has me dying😂🤣😂🤣😂

I TRAINED UNDER MUCHACHO! Freakin awesome!

@792bnz

5 жыл бұрын

I fell into tears when I heard that 🤣

Holy shit! My sensei would love this!!!

"I know an escape for this" lol

Lmao white, yellow, green, blue, red, black. Omg classic! Love it!

LOl the ending :)

I got my BB as well after i mastered white yellow green ( some weird color) red then black😂

My insides exploded and my ribs hurt when he said machacho my roommates probably think I'm high. Who died crying hearing that? Who ever came up with this is gold

"I know an escape for this..." LOOOOOL!!!!

That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing guys! Best Wishes n Blessings Keith

Lol!!!! Muchacho! Genius! hahahahhaha

this was a great skits I really enjoyed it

This dude is hysterical.

I train under Muchacho lol

I appreciate the joke these guys had. Very funny. But I always tell my kids to keep their Gi properly and have full respect for their Gi including their belts.

@franky8.5

Жыл бұрын

Sound advice 👍

This is hilarious, show him how to tie a belt, and hog ties him,I got tears LMAO!

This is absolutely hilarious 😂

I hope this was scripted for humor cause it was brilliant. The cut away to hog tied got me good.

@JakeIannarino

8 жыл бұрын

***** yeah. we were just goofing off. it's a spoof of the ruben alvarez fake black belt video which is worth checking out!

@JakeIannarino

8 жыл бұрын

***** there is no defending the fujian white crane style kung fu.

you mean i wasted All my time on the mat for a blue belt when i could of Just go online for Black belt 😂😂😂😂😂

Hilarious! "Muchacho" lol "...got my black belt on an online course" hahaha great skit

Muchacho? Online course? Where do i sign up?

Bruh You Could Look At The Thumbnail And Say It Was Awsome And For A Laugh

The comments are funnier than the video. Oh, the gem of KZread.

@blackscreenmediatv455

8 жыл бұрын

No...no they're not, they're really really not...

Should have added "They shipped the black belt to me" that would of been even funnier😂