An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Solid 3

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Manasseh as 'The Pain': / manamanacap
Somilo as 'The Fear': / somiloisabad
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0:00 Intro
1:00 Virtuous Mission
4:15 Snake Eater
7:17 The Pain
9:37 The Fear
10:36 The End
11:42 The Fury
14:03 Groznyj Grad
16:55 The Sorrow
18:37 True Communism
21:23 Palpatine
23:44 The Boss
27:02 Escape & Conclusion
30:42 Credits

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  • @Max0r
    @Max0r2 жыл бұрын

    Hey all, While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.

  • @trackernivrig

    @trackernivrig

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love all your content, but I will admit, this one is definitely one of my favorites.

  • @Kuku_1411

    @Kuku_1411

    2 жыл бұрын

    It has nostalgic value Max don't underappreciate it

  • @plasticwalnut7650

    @plasticwalnut7650

    2 жыл бұрын

    Volkin's speech on communism across the globe is really difficult to top, to be honest, and the music helps.

  • @ethanlong4670

    @ethanlong4670

    2 жыл бұрын

    Still a great video.

  • @alexc6390

    @alexc6390

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love all your content anyway, you magnificent crackhead. Thank you

  • @megashark0305
    @megashark03053 жыл бұрын

    “Not voiced, because I don’t know a woman.” Based

  • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

    @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro cringe

  • @jamesturner6832

    @jamesturner6832

    3 жыл бұрын

    king

  • @gyarurespecter3386

    @gyarurespecter3386

    3 жыл бұрын

    Based

  • @MrMagnetron2

    @MrMagnetron2

    3 жыл бұрын

    He ain’t no simp

  • @iBlewupthemoon98

    @iBlewupthemoon98

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shoot me so I never have to hear that word again.

  • @MCCanaryVideos
    @MCCanaryVideos3 жыл бұрын

    Old ocelot: a badass double agent with secret agendas and mystique young ocelot: the president of anime club

  • @comradejet9373

    @comradejet9373

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think "double" is an understatement. He betrayed every Side, because his True alliance always was with Big Bossu-Senpai

  • @thunderbird3304

    @thunderbird3304

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, everyone has to start somewhere

  • @Mygg_Jeager

    @Mygg_Jeager

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Meow"

  • @TheAmubis

    @TheAmubis

    3 жыл бұрын

    he was cringe before based

  • @Andron152

    @Andron152

    3 жыл бұрын

    MEOW

  • @TheHothead101
    @TheHothead101 Жыл бұрын

    The best part about MGS3 is the torture scene because literally everybody else in the room is a double agent who was actually looking for the money while the guy who's being tortured about being there for the money isn't even there for the money.

  • @prestonlim2237

    @prestonlim2237

    Жыл бұрын

    I would like to add onto this by saying that literally everyone in that room wanted volgin dead and he thought they were his subordinates

  • @justas423

    @justas423

    Жыл бұрын

    Nothing more MGS than a bunch of Double Agents.

  • @docthefaust4519

    @docthefaust4519

    Жыл бұрын

    So please,...da money

  • @frumpyglint

    @frumpyglint

    Жыл бұрын

    False. The best part is the theme song. What a banger.

  • @nestorgamer9746

    @nestorgamer9746

    Жыл бұрын

    @@frumpyglint you mean... ...WHAT A TRIIILL !!!!!!

  • @Indiana_Jesus
    @Indiana_Jesus Жыл бұрын

    My favorite thing about the Sorrow boss battle is that when the dead enemies show up is related to when you killed them in the game I basically walked the whole river only seeing the bosses until I ran into a small cluster of like 20 and back to nothing then I remembered "ah right thats when I found the AA gun and fukd around for 5 minutes"

  • @rambones3378

    @rambones3378

    Жыл бұрын

    That's hilarious.

  • @karmak58

    @karmak58

    Жыл бұрын

    Now that is based my friend.

  • @Big_Boss194

    @Big_Boss194

    Жыл бұрын

    Same bro

  • @Indiana_Jesus

    @Indiana_Jesus

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad so many people could appreciate the story most friends (non mgs fans) wouldn't really understand

  • @Big_Boss194

    @Big_Boss194

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Indiana_Jesus dude I did the same thing

  • @pollyannaquixote9739
    @pollyannaquixote97393 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: This video only took one hour to edit. The rest of the time taken in between the release of the previous video and this one was spent climbing the ladder.

  • @videocritic2463

    @videocritic2463

    3 жыл бұрын

    SNAKE EATER!!

  • @Oh_oh_its_Magic

    @Oh_oh_its_Magic

    3 жыл бұрын

    What a thrill

  • @keisufederationmapping2748

    @keisufederationmapping2748

    3 жыл бұрын

    So the lifeline stream was a lie

  • @Mygg_Jeager

    @Mygg_Jeager

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huh?

  • @NohorseRU
    @NohorseRU3 жыл бұрын

    As a Russian myself, I also have some questions for you TELL ME, AMERICAN, WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A GARDEN OF NOTHING BUT GRASS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOME WHY DO THEY WATER THE GRASS, AMERICAN?

  • @tanith117

    @tanith117

    3 жыл бұрын

    As an American, I Dont know.

  • @patrickfrost9405

    @patrickfrost9405

    3 жыл бұрын

    THE GRASS IS SOFT

  • @RaceTheAce77

    @RaceTheAce77

    3 жыл бұрын

    For the vibes

  • @christopherweaver9543

    @christopherweaver9543

    3 жыл бұрын

    The grass is greener in the ocean

  • @chikin5663

    @chikin5663

    3 жыл бұрын

    How else do we get the cows fat enough for our burgers

  • @joshscuttlemuffins5348
    @joshscuttlemuffins53482 жыл бұрын

    If someone watches this and hasn't played the game, they won't realize how much of the jokes in the video are actually in the game. Revolver Ocelot really does summon the rest of his special forces squad by meowing and kills bees by spinning his guns.

  • @fandomcringebucket

    @fandomcringebucket

    Жыл бұрын

    Sure, sure, but does he ask Snake about Capitalist America every 10 seconds??

  • @mortemtyrannus8813

    @mortemtyrannus8813

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fandomcringebucket No, it's actually every 5 seconds.

  • @fandomcringebucket

    @fandomcringebucket

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mortemtyrannus8813 *_I KNEW IT!_*

  • @sixgaming7254

    @sixgaming7254

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait ocelot kills bees by spinning his guns are you serious

  • @fandomcringebucket

    @fandomcringebucket

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sixgaming7254 Yes.

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig46082 жыл бұрын

    I think the Sorrow's "boss fight" is WAY more funny if you kill no one. "Behold, all the people you've killed!" Three hours later: "Oh look, it's the fear-" "please just kill me!"

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345

    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345

    7 ай бұрын

    If you want this bossfight to be interesting, DO kill as many enemies as you like, and if I can suggest one thing; vary your kills. From my own playthrough I can confirm that; - Enemies killed with the knife takedown will be gushing blood out of their necks, some even bending their heads like they're about to fall off. - Those killed with fire grenades and stuff will show up on fire shouting "GAAH IT BURNS!!! SO HOT!!!!" - If you killed one while he use the 'book', they'll be clutching their dicks - And if you killed someone, fed them to vultures, killed that vulture, THEN ate it, they'll show up with vultures above them shouting "YOU FED ON ME!!!"

  • @Shaznit

    @Shaznit

    7 ай бұрын

    @@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 Played this game yeeeeeeeeears ago on PS2 and this is an amazing discovery. Thanks for that!

  • @matthewyeldig4608

    @matthewyeldig4608

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 I can atest to this. I may have played these games as a pasifist, but my little bro played them WAAAAAAY more then me... He got... *Creative.*

  • @miimiibeschde4818

    @miimiibeschde4818

    5 ай бұрын

    One hour later: "hi Bernie" *The end died again*

  • @denizevkuran6397

    @denizevkuran6397

    3 ай бұрын

    Also, if you kill Raidenovich you will see him only in his underpants

  • @FunkyFreshYT
    @FunkyFreshYT3 жыл бұрын

    "I am The Paint!" "Do you mean The Pain?" *[Backflips for no reason] "NO!"*

  • @Shinransa

    @Shinransa

    3 жыл бұрын

    He has to backflip to be in denial

  • @gurt1574

    @gurt1574

    3 жыл бұрын

    :o thousandth like....i feel powerful

  • @FunkyFreshYT

    @FunkyFreshYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gurt1574 Oh god I never realised it reached 1000- o-0

  • @Peztllence

    @Peztllence

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Shinransa mental gymnastics

  • @easyjakeoven77

    @easyjakeoven77

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's sounds like he went No :(

  • @trevorcoyle517
    @trevorcoyle5173 жыл бұрын

    The Fear (Spider-Man) shoots snake with a crossbow bolt coated with the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Look up the effects of it. Canonically, Snake had a painful, enraged boner the entire fight.

  • @Tumbleflop

    @Tumbleflop

    3 жыл бұрын

    Snake: *Solid*

  • @sol9057

    @sol9057

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tumbleflop this got a hearty chuckle out of me gj

  • @bernardosantos8020

    @bernardosantos8020

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Now Snake, is it true that in capitalist America you fuck Chinese undercover agents because you have a boner from being shot by a discount Spider-Man?” “I mean, not on porpoi-“ “Ah, FaScInAtIngG¡”

  • @GoredonTheDestroyer

    @GoredonTheDestroyer

    3 жыл бұрын

    And also probably had erectile dysfunction afterward!

  • @tankhead2645

    @tankhead2645

    2 жыл бұрын

    Snakes poor digaling underwent way more trauma than should have been possible in that operation.

  • @Thelisreal-sh3tz
    @Thelisreal-sh3tz Жыл бұрын

    I love how volgin literally checks his identity via sausage size, and when he realizes it isn’t the same size he immediately is enraged and goes to avenge raikov.

  • @tankhead2645

    @tankhead2645

    Жыл бұрын

    Makes sense. Communists take balls inspection super seriously

  • @yasquishyboi902

    @yasquishyboi902

    Жыл бұрын

    *but why does he know that?*

  • @jamfingers55

    @jamfingers55

    Жыл бұрын

    @@yasquishyboi902 Volgin and Raikov are actually lovers in MGS3, but in the original Snake had a different ball size, and that's how Volgin knew the difference

  • @yasquishyboi902

    @yasquishyboi902

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jamfingers55 huh…good to know

  • @f00lish_commentator8

    @f00lish_commentator8

    Жыл бұрын

    Ball tickler

  • @xanderwyatt2158
    @xanderwyatt21582 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America is taking an ambulance to a hospital costly enough to bankrupt a large portion of the population?" "Why do you think I joined the army?" *"Fascinating!"*

  • @drunk_famasmf5135

    @drunk_famasmf5135

    4 ай бұрын

    Pretty underrated and funny joke, American, so witness my Ocelot impression: *MEOW*

  • @CherryNobody
    @CherryNobody3 жыл бұрын

    "Did you mean the pain?" *Backflips* "No :/"

  • @Jackson-vr1vf

    @Jackson-vr1vf

    3 жыл бұрын

    he represents my brain.

  • @notloopers1110

    @notloopers1110

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can feel that ":/"

  • @nootaboot7042

    @nootaboot7042

    3 жыл бұрын

    when u just tryna kill some guy and he gets the really cool and original name u gave urself wrong :/

  • @petemadrona2252
    @petemadrona22523 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, does patrolling the Mojave really make you wish for a nuclear winter?"

  • @partydue123

    @partydue123

    3 жыл бұрын

    No but i used to be an adventurer like you until....

  • @petemadrona2252

    @petemadrona2252

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@partydue123 Took someone's knee and used it as an arrow? My, my, America sounds like fun!

  • @LordSwolee

    @LordSwolee

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, yes it does Red Menace

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487

    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, but it will make you get chewed out for not wearing power armor.

  • @MrMiyakiWaxOff

    @MrMiyakiWaxOff

    2 жыл бұрын

    I understood that reference

  • @pablo_giustiniani
    @pablo_giustiniani2 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Volgin not only reveals the location of Eva's onlyfans, but he does while in the same room was Eva: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans Ocelot: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans The Boss: double agent, looking for the onlyfans Snake: had no idea it existed

  • @magatsuno-imouto7661

    @magatsuno-imouto7661

    11 ай бұрын

    So Snake was practically innocent in this whole thing

  • @yasquishyboi902

    @yasquishyboi902

    11 ай бұрын

    @@magatsuno-imouto7661ironically yes, man just wanted to stop a war

  • @mattgroening8872

    @mattgroening8872

    10 ай бұрын

    @@magatsuno-imouto7661poor guy got stuck in the middle of a ton of looney dumbasses and got famous for it

  • @thejason755
    @thejason7552 жыл бұрын

    To answer your question about whats happening during volgin’s beatdown of naked snake: A. He just discovered an infiltrator to the base. B. This infiltrator knocked out his boyfriend took off his clothes and shoved him in a locker So he’s got two very legitimate reasons to beat the living shit out of naked snake.

  • @ALJ9000

    @ALJ9000

    Жыл бұрын

    Knocked out or killed

  • @willichinchilly7781

    @willichinchilly7781

    Жыл бұрын

    snake kills him cause volgin gets emotional when you wear the raikov mask

  • @yasquishyboi902

    @yasquishyboi902

    Жыл бұрын

    ok but how does that explain volgin grabbing snakes cock (i cannot believe i wrote that)

  • @ThePestProblem

    @ThePestProblem

    Жыл бұрын

    No, he’s not his “boyfriend.” He’s not mentally ill.

  • @lightbeingpontifex

    @lightbeingpontifex

    5 ай бұрын

    oh right, about the femboy,,,

  • @lascrannon
    @lascrannon3 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America, are you allowed to give children firearms?" "Wha-" "AMAZING"

  • @user-uy1rg8td1v

    @user-uy1rg8td1v

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shall Not Be Infringed means Shall Not Be Infringed!

  • @RabbiHerschel

    @RabbiHerschel

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-uy1rg8td1v the only problem with the Militia Acts is that they set the lower age bound of required participation at 18 years. It should have been 16.

  • @neattricks7678

    @neattricks7678

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RabbiHerschel Boy scouts are good up to age 18, militia after. At some point during their teen years (14-18) the kid should work a real summer job if they aren't working at home. If none of that suits, enroll in N/ROTC. Either way there's lots of ways for a kid to be prepared for a militia or military service.

  • @RabbiHerschel

    @RabbiHerschel

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@neattricks7678 Well, if we're discussing an idealized Republic as a continuation of the long-abandoned founding principles of our own, there wouldn't be an ROTC. The standing army would be small enough that an ordinary military academy would suffice. Officers in the militia would be elected from among the members of the units.

  • @neattricks7678

    @neattricks7678

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RabbiHerschel Yeah, I just mean for like right now, if you're raising your kid, those options are fairly realistic.

  • @zoedoocey4496
    @zoedoocey44963 жыл бұрын

    “Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America, can love bloom on the battlefield?”

  • @Snakedude4life

    @Snakedude4life

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stop asking me questions.

  • @dr.vikyll7466

    @dr.vikyll7466

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Snakedude4life "Tell me snake, is it illegal to ask questions in America?"

  • @LeroyJ12

    @LeroyJ12

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice reference!

  • @metetural9140

    @metetural9140

    3 жыл бұрын

    Raiden: *_WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!_*

  • @BK-vi3od

    @BK-vi3od

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Not for you,kid."

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын

    “She gets Snake to join her OnlyFans” “She then gives him a gun, which he likes *MORE”*

  • @ThePuff18

    @ThePuff18

    Жыл бұрын

    “I filled that arrow with heroin. Your about to have a fucking *Blast* my dude” *Cum*

  • @lightbeingpontifex

    @lightbeingpontifex

    5 ай бұрын

    he meant snake subscribed,,

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын

    “Kojima originally wanted the fight to take 3 weeks in real life” Y’know what the sad part is? That absolutely sounds like something Kojima would actually do.

  • @ThePhrog714

    @ThePhrog714

    Жыл бұрын

    it is, he did want that

  • @denifnaf5874

    @denifnaf5874

    Жыл бұрын

    Gabe wanted both half life games to have ralistic moss growth.

  • @vergilthewolf3619

    @vergilthewolf3619

    Жыл бұрын

    Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find him once so it had to be shortened it down.

  • @vergilthewolf3619

    @vergilthewolf3619

    Жыл бұрын

    Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find the end even once so it had to be shortened it down.

  • @Dorraj

    @Dorraj

    6 ай бұрын

    To add on to this fun fact, Kojima was so intent on this boss fight taking super long, that he was completely okay with majority of players hating the game and giving up at that boss fight, as long as some people enjoyed it. I think weeks is a bit long, but I feel like it taking hours (even if you know what your doing) would be pretty cool.

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder3 жыл бұрын

    man call of duty cold war looks wild bro.

  • @necromancerofterra

    @necromancerofterra

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rimmy i love you bro

  • @pirkster_

    @pirkster_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually this is about Battlefield 6

  • @ThatGuy-ve5dp

    @ThatGuy-ve5dp

    3 жыл бұрын

    Necromancer simp

  • @jokerdog4598

    @jokerdog4598

    3 жыл бұрын

    true

  • @necromancerofterra

    @necromancerofterra

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThatGuy-ve5dp yes

  • @tatefranklin4761
    @tatefranklin47613 жыл бұрын

    The best part of ocelot's questions is that they're all based on actual things that happen in america.

  • @tatefranklin4761

    @tatefranklin4761

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Grey Donovun Tumbleweeds are an actual military concern in the Western US, and feral hogs kill and injure a ton of people very year.

  • @kcelej

    @kcelej

    3 жыл бұрын

    even the clapping?

  • @Dontworryaboutit961

    @Dontworryaboutit961

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tatefranklin4761 and the village toothbrush of course

  • @sketch92

    @sketch92

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait there really ARE giant tumbleweeds!?

  • @tatefranklin4761

    @tatefranklin4761

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sketch92 They're not giant in the way you're thinking. It's more like a giant wave of tangled tumbleweeds, so large that it looks like there's no ground underneath it. Go out to the California Nevada border if you want to see what I'm talking about.

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 Жыл бұрын

    I love how even with Snake calling him cringe, Ocelot bids him a happy farewell: Snake didn't specifically say "no" so he thinks he can try again later.

  • @TheTobyOMG
    @TheTobyOMG2 жыл бұрын

    "And burn every starving Ukrainian" Damnit who gave Max0r the power of prophecy again?

  • @Boarbatrice

    @Boarbatrice

    2 жыл бұрын

    Russia’s been doing it for decades

  • @alexfc679

    @alexfc679

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Boarbatrice based

  • @Dany1239

    @Dany1239

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hi, Seamus!

  • @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nobody. The Holodomor was in 1931.

  • @karlwikman3874

    @karlwikman3874

    2 жыл бұрын

    Metal Gear Rising already established that Kojima is Nostrodamus, I think its just rubbning off on Max

  • @Asfragged
    @Asfragged3 жыл бұрын

    "All communists may be gay, but im not gay for you" im stealing this

  • @antoninuslarpus7107

    @antoninuslarpus7107

    Жыл бұрын

    2,000 likes and not a single comment. It is an amazing line though.

  • @Asfragged

    @Asfragged

    Жыл бұрын

    @@antoninuslarpus7107 holy shit i had no idea how many until just now

  • @Codamans

    @Codamans

    Жыл бұрын

    As someone who isn't gay or a communist, I'm doing the same

  • @seblevi3320

    @seblevi3320

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Codamans x2

  • @muhithossain7312
    @muhithossain73123 жыл бұрын

    "Dust-panned sized Donkey Kongs" Honestly I never thought anything would top the (mostly correct) summary of Ace Combat 7 but this is absolute perfection.

  • @KillerOrca

    @KillerOrca

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your not wrong.

  • @marth8000
    @marth8000 Жыл бұрын

    "The Village toothbrush" I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, give whoever wrote that line an award.

  • @literallyjustchickensandwich

    @literallyjustchickensandwich

    Жыл бұрын

    Most likely writen by max0r

  • @CHUMP-CHANGE

    @CHUMP-CHANGE

    4 ай бұрын

    1950s (ish?) era Anti Communists would use it as a domino-effect like "result" of the idea of communal ownership. Much like when a wing of the ultra conservatives in the USA were saying that letting LGBT weddings happen would result in legal Human + Dog marriage. In the 1950s, the capitalists would tell people that if they let communal ownership of property and industry take hold, it would only be a matter of time before everyone would have to share a single toothbrush. Ofc it's absurd, the capitalists were arguing in bad faith.

  • @BigBoyMan01
    @BigBoyMan012 жыл бұрын

    18:54 Snake: can't eat snakes while on mission huh? Eva: wouldn't mind eating you. Snake.exe has stopped working!

  • @flyingradio7370

    @flyingradio7370

    Жыл бұрын

    Dang bro gotta call IT now.

  • @antarescadena5182

    @antarescadena5182

    2 ай бұрын

    24:14 Snake: EVA, I need you. EVA.exe has stopped working.

  • @SkytechCEO
    @SkytechCEO3 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe Revolver Ocelot was a furry in love with America this entire time

  • @aleph1057

    @aleph1057

    3 жыл бұрын

    OwO

  • @nolongerusing7430

    @nolongerusing7430

    3 жыл бұрын

    *n o*

  • @thenumberfour6455

    @thenumberfour6455

    3 жыл бұрын

    *_y e s_*

  • @Grgrqr

    @Grgrqr

    3 жыл бұрын

    uwu

  • @thetyler101

    @thetyler101

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can absolutely believe that.

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken2 жыл бұрын

    "Teeell me; Snake; in capitalist America; do they really spend 80% of the resources on advertisement instead of the product?" "Actually yeah." *"FASCINATING!"*

  • @Oriaks

    @Oriaks

    2 жыл бұрын

    Unlike Soviet Russia, where they spend 20% on advertisement, 10% on product and steal the rest.

  • @SomeOne-vf1rs

    @SomeOne-vf1rs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oriaks In the U.S. they just barely pay taxes and try to shirk their employees of pay whenever they can.... so yeah

  • @SomeOne-vf1rs

    @SomeOne-vf1rs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oriaks Basically it sucks anywhere lmao

  • @emanuelneagu14

    @emanuelneagu14

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Oriaks in Soviet Russia, they don't even make that product like in America and they don't spend anything on advertisement, it relies on people talking with each other, they instead make schools, mines, fatories, rockets to fly to the fkin moon and huge parlamentary buildings or such exaggerated party stuff, they produce mostly raw material, use a quarter, sell a half and steal the rest. In Soviet Russia you make your own toys (except Matryoshka) and decorations (except communist symbols and portrays) like carpets on walls out of the cotton that friend's auntie who works in cotton industry brought him so he shared some with you, and corn leaves from the agricultural cooperative your 60 year old granny works at.

  • @Riolupai

    @Riolupai

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to meow now

  • @willypalooza6519
    @willypalooza65192 жыл бұрын

    7:10 "Ocelot uses an extremely viable way to kill bees" I had to stop the video i laughed so hard for 5 straight minutes

  • @ZhongXina01
    @ZhongXina01 Жыл бұрын

    This game is actually set in present day Bosnia, as demonstrated by the bosses randomly exploding, mine fields, space craft and the village toothbrush

  • @Whale_stream
    @Whale_stream3 жыл бұрын

    30 minutes in four decades a lone wanderer in the post-covid wastelands will find a dusty VHS casette of this short film, watch it, and become instantly cursed by it

  • @SkytechCEO

    @SkytechCEO

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm already cursed.

  • @ScarGuy2003

    @ScarGuy2003

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @emilebrunet6664

    @emilebrunet6664

    3 жыл бұрын

    *become instantly based

  • @BrxProd-ho5ez

    @BrxProd-ho5ez

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fuck you mean, he’ll become the wasteland’s prophet and share his newfound religion throughout the world

  • @thereseemstobeenanerror1219

    @thereseemstobeenanerror1219

    3 жыл бұрын

    ( ꈍᴗꈍ) --- ( And with that you're comment is at 1k likes congratulations! )

  • @gab_gabriel7091
    @gab_gabriel70913 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me, American. In Capitalist America, is it true that these things known as 'VTubers' have taken over the economical state of your society?"

  • @LeewardWind

    @LeewardWind

    2 жыл бұрын

    HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

  • @adamlong6711

    @adamlong6711

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes.

  • @richardendresz161

    @richardendresz161

    2 жыл бұрын

    He can’t be allowed to live he’s too dangerous!

  • @rwall514

    @rwall514

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, is it true that most men spend exorbitant amounts of money on cartoon women?" A good Ocelot question tends to almost nail it… but only almost.

  • @PansexualDumbass9169

    @PansexualDumbass9169

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait is that true?

  • @blank3904
    @blank39042 жыл бұрын

    "Burn them along with every starving Ukrainian." That didn't age well. Edit: I re-evaluated 19:56 through 20:56 and dear lord Max0r you didn't need to predict the entirety of 2022.

  • @storkkpapi

    @storkkpapi

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oof.

  • @meepy546

    @meepy546

    2 жыл бұрын

    oh no

  • @kielbasamage

    @kielbasamage

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good thing there’s no shagohod in Chernobyl… right?

  • @illusion9289

    @illusion9289

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oooo... YIKES...

  • @pepekovallin

    @pepekovallin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kielbasamage if there is, let's just hope the navy really have a metal gear ray

  • @randomtheorist251
    @randomtheorist2512 жыл бұрын

    The part about the trained gibbon made me laugh just because it would make so much sense if there's a guy who's entire job is to tell Kojima what he's doing is insane.

  • @scotginger4690

    @scotginger4690

    9 ай бұрын

    Kojima you're crazy! You can't just make a game where the whole premise is you walk to places! "Haha Norman Reedus go brrrr"

  • @kikrinman1450

    @kikrinman1450

    3 ай бұрын

    Basically just Tomokazu Fukushima

  • @inkphoenix5446
    @inkphoenix54463 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me snake, in Capitalist America can ladders be 69 Kilometers tall?"

  • @bernardosantos8020

    @bernardosantos8020

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only where snake bazoinked Eva (aka: Alaska)

  • @pygmalion0451

    @pygmalion0451

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, they're 420 *miles*

  • @karotgamin790

    @karotgamin790

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pygmalion0451 *cries in metric*

  • @koreratman329

    @koreratman329

    3 жыл бұрын

    You misunderstandin, we have to use FEET

  • @rubensneto9049

    @rubensneto9049

    2 жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin50813 жыл бұрын

    "I hearby award you the title of big boss." Sounds like something I would say to my dog. Who's the big boss? Yes you are.

  • @JudgeNicodemus

    @JudgeNicodemus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tbf the American government basically used snake as an attack dog.

  • @nielsmichiels1939

    @nielsmichiels1939

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like something Lyndon Johnson would come with. The guy was a massive asshole and loved to fuck around with people so i wouldn't have been surprised if he made that name up to fuck with Snake.

  • @firetarrasque4667

    @firetarrasque4667

    3 жыл бұрын

    If I kill Brian, do I become Big Brian?

  • @jaegercat6702

    @jaegercat6702

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@firetarrasque4667 Only one way to find out!

  • @TreilahTheDegenerate

    @TreilahTheDegenerate

    3 жыл бұрын

    would it be a diamond dog?

  • @WebbR337
    @WebbR337 Жыл бұрын

    For those of you who are still new to the franchise, when Max0r says Snake's mom is Pearl from SpongeBob, he's not kidding. Lori Alan, the voice actress for The Boss, is also the voice actress for Pearl... Small fucking world am I right?

  • @Indi.go1
    @Indi.go1 Жыл бұрын

    7:49 "I am The PAINT!" "Do you mean the Pain?" *backflips* "no."

  • @smugumin3448
    @smugumin34482 жыл бұрын

    I don't know how to feel about the fact that "Kojima originally wanted the fight to take 3 weeks in real life" sounds pretty realistic for Kojima

  • @olivia892

    @olivia892

    2 жыл бұрын

    3 weeks? Sounds abit low... For kojima that is

  • @luukderuijter1332

    @luukderuijter1332

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pretty realistic? It was the actual plan

  • @CanadianTeaMaker

    @CanadianTeaMaker

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's true (technically 2 weeks but close enough)

  • @henriquebecker4453

    @henriquebecker4453

    2 жыл бұрын

    He made Death Standing, it quite fit on his way of making games.

  • @whythefuckdowehavethisherenow

    @whythefuckdowehavethisherenow

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@henriquebecker4453 Yeah, and death stranding was fucking moronic in a lot of ways. His content is okay when it's filtered through some sane people, but he's about twice as unhinged as yoko taro with slightly more relevant/less stupid ideas but still no less unnecessarily complex.

  • @reihn8203
    @reihn82033 жыл бұрын

    "And i will rename the Earth to Venezuela." Me, a Venezuelan: FUCK NO I CAN'T NO LONGER ESCAPE

  • @cooleradam4324

    @cooleradam4324

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know you can always go to Brazil.

  • @reihn8203

    @reihn8203

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cooleradam4324 good point

  • @eeeeerrrrr826

    @eeeeerrrrr826

    2 жыл бұрын

    We always return to Venezuela we can’t escape

  • @ricardomalaquias6116

    @ricardomalaquias6116

    2 жыл бұрын

    Heil Belka Venezuelan

  • @reihn8203

    @reihn8203

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ricardomalaquias6116 hail Belka

  • @colinmasterson666
    @colinmasterson6662 жыл бұрын

    11:01 spoiler alert for this part of the game for those who don’t know and/or haven’t played the game. If you kill the end just after the cutscene where he’s introduced, you actually end up fighting Ocelot and his emotional support squad instead. I highly recommend against offing Mr. Sander early in the game for that reason alone because Ocelot still won’t stop asking me questions. He’s still outside my window. *Please send help!*

  • @MASKarade25

    @MASKarade25

    2 жыл бұрын

    How you just stop playing for a week or just kill him normaly very quickly

  • @yapflipthegrunt4687

    @yapflipthegrunt4687

    9 ай бұрын

    @@MASKarade25 You can see him at some point in the game before the bossfight and you can shoot him.

  • @Mr.Mosquito89
    @Mr.Mosquito89 Жыл бұрын

    The best joke in this video is Maxor pointing out that the game "doesn't trust you (the player) to figure out how to remove the 'heroin' " during the Fear fight - while Maxor then continues to play the rest of the game with the arrow stuck in him.

  • @TJF588

    @TJF588

    Жыл бұрын

    "The _game?_ ...Well, I'll be damned."

  • @shiethegal

    @shiethegal

    2 ай бұрын

    Hey, in his defense, they only told you to remove the heroin, not the arrow.

  • @DepressedCrow
    @DepressedCrow2 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: the darts The Fear uses are coated in Brazilian wandering spider venom which, among other things, gives you an erection that lasts for hours Snake was painfully hard the entire fight

  • @matthewyeldig4608

    @matthewyeldig4608

    2 жыл бұрын

    ...The one time Eva had a chance before the ending, and she was nowhere to be seen...

  • @jonathanwells223

    @jonathanwells223

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewyeldig4608 That spy is not one of us!

  • @anthonyrios2311

    @anthonyrios2311

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean when The Fear has a long tongue like that......

  • @mano__diep1318

    @mano__diep1318

    2 жыл бұрын

    damn brazilian spiders go hard

  • @devonesq.7533

    @devonesq.7533

    2 жыл бұрын

    looked it up, is true, what the fuck is the point of that.

  • @donpacificbobcat9er615
    @donpacificbobcat9er6153 жыл бұрын

    You know Ocelot isn’t entirely wrong in the fact that we Americans are currently fighting a war against tumbleweeds. I know it sounds like I’m joking but I’m not.

  • @Max0r

    @Max0r

    3 жыл бұрын

    scleen

  • @TheBlueReverb

    @TheBlueReverb

    3 жыл бұрын

    Please inform us on this. I n e e d to know m o r e .

  • @PootVidHere

    @PootVidHere

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tumbleweeds are also native to Russia. They are the first wave to a Russian invasion.

  • @omega7859

    @omega7859

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheBlueReverb light a tumble weed on fire

  • @jaegercat6702

    @jaegercat6702

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheBlueReverb Tumbleweeds occasionally gather up into massive “waves” which has the potential of blocking and even damaging some equipment if a military base gets hit by them.

  • @doctorneotech7011
    @doctorneotech70112 жыл бұрын

    Here are the capitalist American jokes, mostly so I can find them: 2:34 5:58 6:29 16:21 17:10 19:33

  • @antarescadena5182

    @antarescadena5182

    2 ай бұрын

    You forget this ones: 27:18 28:12

  • @bigmoeceooftheboppers3380
    @bigmoeceooftheboppers33802 жыл бұрын

    20:28 this takes on a whole new meaning now

  • @nonchalantree6604
    @nonchalantree66043 жыл бұрын

    3:04 he isn't fricking joking "Lori Alan is an American actress and voice actress. She has played a long-running role as Pearl Krabs on the animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. She also voiced Diane Simmons on Family Guy, the Invisible Woman on Fantastic Four, and The Boss in the Metal Gear video game series."

  • @bigboywawes

    @bigboywawes

    3 жыл бұрын

    based

  • @lewydmusic

    @lewydmusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    All that... And she defected to the forces of CRINGE

  • @_mass_477

    @_mass_477

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lewydmusic 29:09 Say sike right now...

  • @metetural9140

    @metetural9140

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lewydmusic but she was really a double agent for the forces of Based!

  • @HACHIAttack

    @HACHIAttack

    2 жыл бұрын

    So Mr. Krabs is actually one of the Philosphers after all...

  • @WillTBear1
    @WillTBear12 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Looking at Eva's medical history when healing her reveals she had breast implants.

  • @Hayden_Walker

    @Hayden_Walker

    2 жыл бұрын

    that is a nice fun fact @WilltBear1 so why dont you back it up with a source

  • @AR-yd2nd

    @AR-yd2nd

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Hayden_Walker the source is that I made it the f*ck up

  • @ocal123

    @ocal123

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AR-yd2nd lmao

  • @dasetman

    @dasetman

    2 жыл бұрын

    it is true, along with anal prolapes

  • @TTwaTTT

    @TTwaTTT

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn he’s actually not lying. What’s funnier is that nestled in between shit like stomachache and broken nail is proctitis and hypoxia. If you scroll far enough down it just says breast enhancement.

  • @colinmasterson666
    @colinmasterson6662 жыл бұрын

    11:28 the “He was told ‘No’ by a trained Gibbon” line gets me every time.

  • @Cymes

    @Cymes

    Жыл бұрын

    *told

  • @colinmasterson666

    @colinmasterson666

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Cymesthanks!

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley2 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god. I only learned recently about the 30-50 feral hogs recently and now Ocelot's question about pigs makes so much more sense

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann3 жыл бұрын

    "Kojima originally wanted this boss fight to take 3 weeks in real life, but was told 'no' by a trained gibbon" made me laugh so much my lungs are now in permanent orbit around Earth.

  • @pieV3000

    @pieV3000

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if he was allowed to make cracked ideas like that what else would he have done

  • @Shi.f.t

    @Shi.f.t

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think that’s healthy

  • @theneighborsdog5625

    @theneighborsdog5625

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Chandler Burse What the fuck?

  • @justaguywithagoodphoto4801

    @justaguywithagoodphoto4801

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Chandler Burse talk about insane

  • @DarknessCalling

    @DarknessCalling

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Chandler Burse iirc there is/was a game like that, but i cant remember the title. or if it was something like petscop, where its a little bit of an urban legend that we have some proof of existing...

  • @DerpyPloo
    @DerpyPloo3 жыл бұрын

    It is incredibly funny how snake is clearly more interested in the gun than Eva, but it gives a nice piece of characterization to Snake.

  • @wgreenewgreene1022

    @wgreenewgreene1022

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a guy who likes guns i identify with Snake in thst sceme

  • @ALJ9000

    @ALJ9000

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wgreenewgreene1022 Same. Very much so

  • @omega1973

    @omega1973

    2 жыл бұрын

    This means he’s chad and is more interested in guns than woman

  • @adrekiy0

    @adrekiy0

    2 жыл бұрын

    sigma grindset

  • @agiar2000

    @agiar2000

    2 жыл бұрын

    Boobies: I sleep Gun: Real shit?

  • @bellekovac_
    @bellekovac_2 жыл бұрын

    I always loose my shit at 12:53, i love the way that line is delievered. 10/10 dude

  • @Jampolo_OG

    @Jampolo_OG

    Жыл бұрын

    The way it just comes out of nowhere

  • @VidalMoon
    @VidalMoon2 жыл бұрын

    "one symptom of autism is avoiding eye contact" All of a sudden my life is starting to make a lot more sense.

  • @lightbeingpontifex

    @lightbeingpontifex

    5 ай бұрын

    i make eye contact with everyone i meet and find it a bit sus when i cant,,,

  • @Black_Blossom
    @Black_Blossom3 жыл бұрын

    Never played MGS3 before so I’m gonna genuinely believe that this is the story and this is how it actually happened.

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix

    @LuizAlexPhoenix

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much, except it's longer and half of it is the ladder scene.

  • @ThomasRoiloup

    @ThomasRoiloup

    3 жыл бұрын

    In complete honesty, this video didn't actually leave out much of the story. In fact, watching this video, you will probably understand more about MGS3's story than people who actually played MGS3 (because in the game the story just clogs up tons of redundant dialogue and attempted red herrings and plot twists that go nowhere and don't amount to anything).

  • @claudiocozzi4425

    @claudiocozzi4425

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mostly true, but he forgot to tell that onlyfans' money has been brought to China, and Ocelot was an american triple agent this whole time

  • @Birmanncat

    @Birmanncat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very accurate and historicaly correct.

  • @miamimarauder6430

    @miamimarauder6430

    3 жыл бұрын

    For a comedy video its shockingly accurate

  • @bw6188
    @bw61883 жыл бұрын

    “All communists may be gay, but I’m not gay for you.” Damn Volgin, you’re roasting people 20 years before you’re literally on fire

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar20002 жыл бұрын

    Boss: "I raised you to be gay, Snake!" Well, in one timeline, one of his clones _does_ end up riding off into the sunset with an adorkable, twinky scientist....

  • @MASKarade25

    @MASKarade25

    2 жыл бұрын

    There aren’t timelines, this is a prequel, 3 takes place in 1964, naked snake/big boss was the villain of the msx2 games and mgs1 takes place in 2005

  • @agiar2000

    @agiar2000

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MASKarade25 I know that. The two timelines to which I am referring are the two endings to Metal Gear Solid (1998). In the canon ending, Solid Snake ends up with Meryl, but in the other, he ends up with Otacon.

  • @MASKarade25

    @MASKarade25

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@agiar2000 oh ok

  • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan

    @Mate_Antal_Zoltan

    Жыл бұрын

    what part of Otacon speaks "twink" to you?

  • @agiar2000

    @agiar2000

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mate_Antal_Zoltan thin, submissive, -breedable-

  • @Foxplayer091
    @Foxplayer091 Жыл бұрын

    16:30 you're telling me everything Max0r said about the plot on crack was actually snake loudly narrating in 3rd person

  • @cakeclub7089
    @cakeclub70893 жыл бұрын

    The story of how snake couldn't become gay and finally smash a e-girl with a onlyfans

  • @Beatsir

    @Beatsir

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am a failure as a parent

  • @tanith117

    @tanith117

    3 жыл бұрын

    The next few games are him simping and failing to learn his lesson so he clones himself hoping one will be gay and pass on his ideals.

  • @tanith117

    @tanith117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Molecule Mind To be fair, he had a good relationship, till she died and left him alone with a hole in his heart that no dog, horse or punchy robot could fill.

  • @ausar567

    @ausar567

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tanith117 Sadly his body double really did his job so well, he too lost his waifu (quiet) too.

  • @tarektechmarine8209

    @tarektechmarine8209

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ausar567 ahh poor Quiet, we will always be thirsty for you...

  • @seagullsays5831
    @seagullsays58313 жыл бұрын

    "I wouldn't mind eating you." *w h a t*

  • @bernardosantos8020

    @bernardosantos8020

    3 жыл бұрын

    if only...

  • @Nuxi10.

    @Nuxi10.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vore

  • @dickvonwankle2527

    @dickvonwankle2527

    3 жыл бұрын

    "EEEEEEEERRRRGGGHHHH"

  • @jackreid2664

    @jackreid2664

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Nuxi10. only if he's eaten whole, if not it's just cannibalism which I'm still down for.

  • @water_color

    @water_color

    3 жыл бұрын

    “So how does it taste?”

  • @Scotty-tl3jj
    @Scotty-tl3jj2 жыл бұрын

    23:30 how the “bitch on fire” was born

  • @ejm1225
    @ejm12252 жыл бұрын

    6:53 "REVOLVERS!!!"

  • @Lucasamiel0406
    @Lucasamiel04062 жыл бұрын

    "Could an ocelot and a snake find love?" Metal Gear Solid V: Ocelot almost simping on Venom but wanting the real Boss Metal Gear Solid 4: Ocelot sacrificing for Big Boss Ocelot is the only simp that deserves to be well-treated.

  • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan

    @Mate_Antal_Zoltan

    Жыл бұрын

    when Eva gives your stuff back, you can call her about why all of your food is missing, and she'll say that Ocelot ate it because he "wanted to eat just like you" ("you" being Naked Snake of course)

  • @syfer866
    @syfer8663 жыл бұрын

    "Thank god Volgin is dead for real this time" MGSV: *No*

  • @Azure_Razgriz

    @Azure_Razgriz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually the ending to Volgin in Phantom Pain was Cannon all the way back in the PS2 era. I believe it was MGS 2 that references his fate.

  • @StickWithTrigger

    @StickWithTrigger

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Azure_Razgriz there was a volgin reference in MGS2?where?

  • @Azure_Razgriz

    @Azure_Razgriz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@StickWithTrigger During the big shell operation, you can have a voice call with the Russian lady before the bomber fight. She explains how her father knew a GRU colonel who tried to topple The Philosophers during the cold war, and he was killed in Afghanistan. I believe her name was Olga?(been years since I played) The Americans who helped with The Philosopher's Legacy eventually form the original Sons of Liberty

  • @StickWithTrigger

    @StickWithTrigger

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Azure_Razgriz hmmmm i remember Olga's calls but i think the only colonel she talked about was her father.Gonna have to look for this cause i dont think ive come across it

  • @StickWithTrigger

    @StickWithTrigger

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Azure_Razgriz is there a vid of this?

  • @HomoChomsky
    @HomoChomsky2 жыл бұрын

    29:44 Lyndon Big Johnson awarding Snake with the title of Big Boss. In America, everything is bigger.

  • @Fr1endly7
    @Fr1endly73 ай бұрын

    5:58 I love how genuinely pissed Ocelot sounds when Snake says “not all of us”

  • @joesauter3918
    @joesauter39183 жыл бұрын

    "You flip him harder than the state of Georgia" 💀

  • @biga4395
    @biga43953 жыл бұрын

    When Palpatine spit out his plan to turn the world into Venezuela I realized, this is pure insane genius and I loved its 30 minutes

  • @daveyishere55

    @daveyishere55

    3 жыл бұрын

    I cried of laughter when I heard about Venezuela and inflating the currency to the ends of times because well. I'm Venezuelan 🤣

  • @jhk8396

    @jhk8396

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@salk9943 "Not with a bang, but a whimper."

  • @anxiousearth680

    @anxiousearth680

    3 жыл бұрын

    He got me at healthcare. Kept laughing even at nuclear war just at how comically long it was. 20:03 Just so I can laugh myself to death again.

  • @TheBaxes
    @TheBaxes Жыл бұрын

    I'm now hoping that Max0r remakes this when the remake comes out

  • @therealkoolhero2762

    @therealkoolhero2762

    2 ай бұрын

    PLEASE

  • @audreyLeijon
    @audreyLeijon Жыл бұрын

    21:03 Can confirm, I am haunting Europe

  • @simple__sigma3287

    @simple__sigma3287

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @audreyLeijon

    @audreyLeijon

    Жыл бұрын

    Turns out this is a reference to the communist manifesto.

  • @angrysquirrel7467
    @angrysquirrel74673 жыл бұрын

    "DID you forget about ME!?" *Ocelot T-poses into view* "For *I* have more questions for you! "

  • @Rederix963

    @Rederix963

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your Pfp Does Not Give Me Pleasant Memories

  • @fbi-sama9052

    @fbi-sama9052

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Rederix963 sauce?

  • @dragonITH-nk3yk

    @dragonITH-nk3yk

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fbi-sama9052 Corpse Party

  • @yiaboi2287
    @yiaboi22873 жыл бұрын

    I imagine big boss just sleeping and then Ocelots appears in the middle of the Night and says "So American I have question, tell me do capitalists hear ASMR as a cultural tradition?"

  • @trial_with_an_error9687

    @trial_with_an_error9687

    3 жыл бұрын

    “N-“ “fAsCiNaTiNg”

  • @oroshithegodeater2590

    @oroshithegodeater2590

    2 жыл бұрын

    BB: dude... its litarly 2AM... how did you even get to Zanzibar?

  • @calvinbowman3289
    @calvinbowman3289 Жыл бұрын

    19:59 I wonder how many takes it takes for him to do these monologs without laughing

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead26452 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, the end boss fight skip where you just wait until the vegetable expires was amazing. My only complaint is that it never shows up again Like, imagine in MGSV you could just wait until quiet died of sunburns for wearing nothing but a bra and tactical fishnets in the middle of Afghanistan Yes KZread commenters, the brain melting lore of MGS somewhere states this can't happen because of the my hero academia level lewd excuse that quiet somehow works like a plant.

  • @ALJ9000

    @ALJ9000

    2 жыл бұрын

    She photosynthesizes, she can’t get a sunburn

  • @DepressedCrow

    @DepressedCrow

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ALJ9000 she's straight up a plant

  • @cry9297

    @cry9297

    2 жыл бұрын

    Miller died if you pass too much time I guess

  • @WalterTheWalrus

    @WalterTheWalrus

    Жыл бұрын

    Metal gear plants vs zombies when

  • @gethinblake4826

    @gethinblake4826

    Жыл бұрын

    @@WalterTheWalrus literally metal gear survive

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag32 жыл бұрын

    "When I'm done with your toothbrush I'll take all your fucking teeth next." is unironically an amazing threat.

  • @yourGigagamer

    @yourGigagamer

    Жыл бұрын

    Dentists doing overtime in a passive aggressive manner be like

  • @itsumayo

    @itsumayo

    Жыл бұрын

    I still have no idea what a village toothbrush is. Is it like a communal toothbrush that an entire village shares? I NEED ANSWERS.

  • @michaelpardee7580

    @michaelpardee7580

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@itsumayo Yes. That's exactly what it is.

  • @theregalproletariat

    @theregalproletariat

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@itsumayoIt's not a real thing, it's a joke about communal ownership in the USSR

  • @cyqry

    @cyqry

    7 ай бұрын

    @@theregalproletariat Okay but does that mean your mom is now the communal bike since everyone gets a ride?

  • @Articstics
    @Articstics2 жыл бұрын

    I fucking love how the Paint performs a backflip before ending his *backflips* sentences

  • @alerat8801

    @alerat8801

    2 жыл бұрын

    "You mean the pain?" *Backflips* "no"

  • @aquaisuseful682

    @aquaisuseful682

    Жыл бұрын

    Such a great fucking *backlfips* Comment

  • @pyrusuchus924

    @pyrusuchus924

    7 ай бұрын

    @@aquaisuseful682 it really *blafckpis* is

  • @superd8826

    @superd8826

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@pyrusuchus924i love *flapbicks* it

  • @TheyHe_V
    @TheyHe_V Жыл бұрын

    God how I wish the Ocelot dialogue was real, but Metal Gear Solid 3 is still pretty good

  • @medi2649
    @medi2649 Жыл бұрын

    “Snake you deserve to be placed in a box and laughed at.” Is just, so fucking good in its crisp simplicity.

  • @notanaveragedoktah8390
    @notanaveragedoktah83903 жыл бұрын

    *"Unfresh Bonobo"* is the most insulting roast have heard this year

  • @firetarrasque4667

    @firetarrasque4667

    3 жыл бұрын

    And also a great name for a Metal Gear boss. I can see it now - Unfresh Bonobo, a gangly figure infamous for his poor hygeine and of personal biological weapons. He throws shit at you like he's fucking Plague Knight, and you kill him by using your gun.

  • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324

    @cloroxusthestainlessone4324

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@firetarrasque4667 "gun" - no Flamethrower - yes

  • @womanstriker2009

    @womanstriker2009

    2 жыл бұрын

    infected appendix

  • @boxcarz

    @boxcarz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@firetarrasque4667 Wait, are you the same tarrasque from the karaoke incident...?

  • @BlueSkyBirdies

    @BlueSkyBirdies

    Жыл бұрын

    I wanted to add a like to this but the counter is at 666 and I think that's funny So here take this one instead 👍

  • @k0lds0up5
    @k0lds0up53 жыл бұрын

    I heard you start laughing when you said the splinter faction was led by emperor Palpatine. You can’t hide things from us.

  • @ieataquafresh6900
    @ieataquafresh69002 жыл бұрын

    14:57 oh dear

  • @capnodin8386
    @capnodin83862 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: when I was doing first aid training a part of the test was doing the medical healing bit in this game. It has that Much depth and I love it

  • @lightbeingpontifex

    @lightbeingpontifex

    5 ай бұрын

    how would you even be able to remove heroin from your own body while high af,,,

  • @Whittyman24
    @Whittyman243 жыл бұрын

    I will never get over Max0r’s Ocelot voice, it’s too good

  • @olivia892

    @olivia892

    2 жыл бұрын

    *"TELL ME PUNEY AMERICAN!"*

  • @mechamonkeymancityboat7785

    @mechamonkeymancityboat7785

    2 жыл бұрын

    FASCINATING

  • @johnnyg4mer764

    @johnnyg4mer764

    Жыл бұрын

    "I have to gooo... *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"*

  • @Yaz27

    @Yaz27

    Жыл бұрын

    This, Senator Armstrong, and Jetstream Sam's voice lines are the best on the channel

  • @PyranoTheDev

    @PyranoTheDev

    Жыл бұрын

    I just want to hear more of Ocelot's questions tbh.

  • @mickymi9
    @mickymi93 жыл бұрын

    28:26 "Thats cringe" "Okay bye!" "AHHHHHHHHHHH" *falls into cubed water dimension*

  • @gsamov
    @gsamov2 жыл бұрын

    "and burn them alongside every starving ukranian" that aged well

  • @typhoon109

    @typhoon109

    2 жыл бұрын

    i wanted to comment that but realized, *IT'S NEVER AGED WELL*

  • @RyougiVector

    @RyougiVector

    2 жыл бұрын

    As another comment noted: the Holodomor took place in 1932-1933.

  • @Puckosar

    @Puckosar

    Жыл бұрын

    This current war is like the 18th time Russia has fucked over Ukranians hard

  • @Misanthropolis

    @Misanthropolis

    Жыл бұрын

    More like aged poorly since the Russians are losing.

  • @CHUMP-CHANGE

    @CHUMP-CHANGE

    4 ай бұрын

    Volgin in-game was the "leader" of the soviet group that violently put down a Ukrainian revolt that happened against the soviets IRL

  • @phillymcboi6555
    @phillymcboi6555 Жыл бұрын

    27:18 I'm pretty sure I woke someone up for laughing so hard at the "Did you forget about ME?!? because I have more QUESTIONS for you!!!!!" segment

  • @aaroncharlton8863
    @aaroncharlton88633 жыл бұрын

    The Fear: *appears* Also Fear: "C U M"

  • @redwolf1015
    @redwolf10153 жыл бұрын

    Ocelot is basically a Jojo character Edit: and the Ocelot Unit is his Stand. Thx for the likes y’all

  • @Tumbleflop

    @Tumbleflop

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mista but he doesn't constantly fucking shoot himself

  • @luciuscalingin6792

    @luciuscalingin6792

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tumbleflop shit you’re right

  • @tlshortyshorty5810

    @tlshortyshorty5810

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hol Horse but he actually hits things and is gayer than caesar I mean, Dio and Liquid/Miller and Speedwagon/The Boss and Lisa Lisa, it's all there lmao

  • @pablo_giustiniani

    @pablo_giustiniani

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ocelot = Hol Horse + Mista

  • @firetarrasque4667

    @firetarrasque4667

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tlshortyshorty5810 Not hard to be more gay than Caeser, Caeser is flagrantly bi.

  • @Rexodiak
    @Rexodiak2 жыл бұрын

    honest to god I still come back to this video regularly for 28:04 alone, I love it too much

  • @fire3619
    @fire36192 жыл бұрын

    24:34 i like how you had to visualize that. Cuz you knew that by this point in the video we would be so devolved you had to explain to us the simplest actons.

  • @Tigermoto
    @Tigermoto3 жыл бұрын

    I've only just discovered this channel and I suspect that the "An incorrect summary" series was designed just to make me die laughing. I mean... How do you come up with this. "Tell me American, is it true that in Capitalist America, there's no such thing as the Village toothbrush?" "The wha..?" "Fascinating!

  • @wizfizz2183
    @wizfizz21833 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact! The tanks at 19:13 are early Object 279's that were ACTUAL PROTOTYPE TANKS that were designed to withstand a NUCLEAR DETONATION. RUSSIA ACTUALLY BUILT PROTOTYPES OF THESE.

  • @martinadini4142

    @martinadini4142

    2 жыл бұрын

    and they had pretty advanced technologies, as of war thunder, a video game

  • @typhoon109

    @typhoon109

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeh i mean the "Russians on fucking spaceships" was an existing prototype designed around 61', it worked! just was pointless and never used so they scrapped it afterwards. Seriously!

  • @wellshit9489

    @wellshit9489

    2 жыл бұрын

    I knew I recognised those from something

  • @JohnBrown-tw2qi

    @JohnBrown-tw2qi

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure they were scrapped because they were too heavy and sunk into most roads

  • @tlshortyshorty5810

    @tlshortyshorty5810

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@martinadini4142 they were even on the moon

  • @jedder
    @jedder2 жыл бұрын

    "HURRY UP!" Me trying to endure cutscenes in any Metal Gear game.

  • @dracostreex1
    @dracostreex12 жыл бұрын

    20:30 WHOA

  • @gavindoyle7102
    @gavindoyle71023 жыл бұрын

    " a specter is haunting europe" did he just make a reference to the communist manifesto you can't slide that past me

  • @Tumbleflop

    @Tumbleflop

    3 жыл бұрын

    holy shit, you're right lmao

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix

    @LuizAlexPhoenix

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is the easiest quote, all you have to lose is your cringe.

  • @dr.vikyll7466

    @dr.vikyll7466

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LuizAlexPhoenix Workers of the world, you have nothing to lose but your cringe!

  • @Nutmegp

    @Nutmegp

    3 жыл бұрын

    Communism is gay

  • @44tharia46

    @44tharia46

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Nutmegp that tends to be true yes

  • @netherman2030
    @netherman20303 жыл бұрын

    As a Venezuelan, hearing 20:38 made me laugh my ass off and feel inmense dread at the same time

  • @rodrigokuszek

    @rodrigokuszek

    3 жыл бұрын

    how are you still alive?

  • @netherman2030

    @netherman2030

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rodrigokuszek Nanomachines, son.

  • @omega7859

    @omega7859

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@netherman2030 they harden in response to political trauma

  • @PhoenixAce

    @PhoenixAce

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@omega7859 lmao

  • @tsarXadam

    @tsarXadam

    2 жыл бұрын

    ok gusano

  • @jamwrightiam
    @jamwrightiam2 жыл бұрын

    20:26 aged well

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