12:50 well, I'd say my favourite toe(s) would be my two big toes, since they're the ones doing a lot of the work of holding me up, although it's quite a close race, because without the rest of my toes I'd still probably fall over every two steps, plus, my smallest toes are just kinda cute compared to the rest of the other ones, because the rest are just awkwardly long (I'm exaggerating just for comedic effect, I'm not actually insulting my own toes), another thing is that even though I say my favourite toes are my two big toes then i don't really show it, because lately they've been taking a beating because the little black rubber thingies on the rugby field I play on get into my shoes and burn the top layer of the skin on these two toes (mainly), so really, honestly, I couldn't say, it really is one of the toughest questions I've been ever asked.

@Jadee95

6 жыл бұрын

Why does this comment have only 4 likes? Mine included ofc love you bby

@abhouston1

6 жыл бұрын

I have a double jointed toe it looks fucked up.

@shloombaby336

6 жыл бұрын

me too thanks

@mateomarquez4343

6 жыл бұрын

Kiko Tanto s

@LimitIsIllusion

6 жыл бұрын

That pinky toe is completely useless. I can't even get it to grip the grouse. We have evolved out of its use.

Ephemeral Rift: The master of combining things that are made to let you sleep with things that prevent you from sleeping.

@TheReeShow

6 жыл бұрын

Henrique Kenzo exactly my thoughts haha

@111455

6 жыл бұрын

just like the thought of death itself

@gnostia1302

6 жыл бұрын

Henrique Kenzo even though i slept like a baaaaaby but what you said is true

@eleonoraduka7328

6 жыл бұрын

Saa nije kompa

@AmberyTear

6 жыл бұрын

Unless you already figure it all out for yourself and now you can chill while others struggle. XD

I love it when Rift collabs.

@ellisdee2338

4 жыл бұрын

Underated comment XD

@navyactor

4 жыл бұрын

He collabed with Jimin Junglecock from popular K-pop group BTS

@veddate997

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@keychain3039

2 жыл бұрын

@@navyactor Ollie london

The day rift has an unoriginal thought is the day the world ends.

@tjm8994able

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Bell dddddddsddsddddssdddssddsddddddddddddddddsdddddsdsdddddddddddssdddddddddsddddddddddddsddssddddddddddddsddsddsddddddddddddddddddddssdddddddddddddddddsdddsdddddddsddddddddddddsddddddddddddsdddsdddddsdddddsddsddddsddddsdddddddddsddddddsddddsdddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddsddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddsdsddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddddsddddddddsdsdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddssddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddsdddssddddddsdddddsddddsddddddddddddddsdddddddddddsdddddsdddddddsdsddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddsdddddddddddddddsddsssdddddssdddddsddddssddddddsddddsddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddsdddddddddsssdddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddsddddddddddsddddsddsddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddsdddddsdddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddc

@fangalien7245

5 жыл бұрын

Tyler McCormick I agree

@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos

5 жыл бұрын

He must have had countless unoriginal ideas but made them original

@gfhdhsbdbwuiugdhe1254

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler McCormick Well put, sir. An astute observation!

@MOON-wl2eg

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha... I hope it doesn't happen right now

"Who are you?" *writes down: subject doesn't have a fucking clue*

How do you spend your day? -Hanging out with friends- *Laying in bed having an existential crisis*

@art.by.c.e5936

6 жыл бұрын

bownsir Same.

@wolfgang5261

6 жыл бұрын

Hanging out with friends? -no...of course not! But cracking a cold one with the boys. HELL YEAH!!!

@bigmoron3212

6 жыл бұрын

I lie in bed sleeping all day

@izrealquintana1903

6 жыл бұрын

yung child support

@gwhomsttf8022

6 жыл бұрын

Bhd army

I love the way he pronounced "comfortable"

@peelsreklaw

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, I just checked out your Liquid Shaking video. It's not bad at all! I like the sounds a lot and you seem confident. One thing I noticed is the "popping" effect from your voice/breathing. You might want to consider a pop filter for your microphone. You're definitely the youngest ASMR creator I've seen. Honestly this might turn some people away, but I encourage you to keep going! Have fun. And ignore any trolls who try to mess with you.

@liladesroches3941

4 жыл бұрын

come-four-ta-bull

@christianlauren5883

Жыл бұрын

@@liladesroches3941 comftabĕl

ER: What is the meaning of life? Me: 42! ER: And please refrain from... Me: Too late!

@elliecarrington9757

6 жыл бұрын

nibindringiel i did the exact same thing!

@yesiamsureienteredmynameco2103

6 жыл бұрын

Don't Panic mate

@killmepls7865

6 жыл бұрын

Great book :)

@endermage77

4 жыл бұрын

That doesn't work though. 42 is the answer to/meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Life by itself would therefore be something _less than_ 42.

@jeaniciasparkles

4 жыл бұрын

Crap where is that from? I can’t remember lol

6:40 Are we truly free? "No not really" Proceeds to write like 2 pages of my answer

@obligatorysmurfaccount7406

6 жыл бұрын

HappyNoodle same.

@grammernotzi

3 жыл бұрын

@(STUDENT)William Giles And he colors them in.

@UndeadAlv

2 жыл бұрын

He read your mind

I want the mannequin to tap its fingers, just once.

@ZepviK

6 жыл бұрын

Brian Hobbs thats some Anabelle type of shit

@DakkerUK

6 жыл бұрын

what mannequin?

@pyroatheistkabumm2381

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, now I want that too^^ Kinda scary

@mattmurphy9346

6 жыл бұрын

Do enough drugs and it may

@dermikadomampfer3198

6 жыл бұрын

Pop a Xan and it happens. XD

Don’t move or blink for 34 minuted and 6 seconds if you’re being held hostage!

Make a video labeled "First time ASMR" and its just the mannequin in front of a camera alone for 20 minutes while you made noises with tinfoil, cardboard, and rubber really slow off screen. And if you really want to make it good, make the camera slowly pan in towards the mannequin's face as the video progresses.

These are the questions that got me out of a darker time in my life a couple years ago, there's still one I haven't figured out though; is it really possible for humans to live without ketchup and mustard 🤔🤔🤔

@TheBladeOfTheHero

6 жыл бұрын

ObviouslyASMR I've lived without both for years

@hatz1107

6 жыл бұрын

Relish

@CDHyena

6 жыл бұрын

ObviouslyASMR the real questions we should be asking are *what if you don't get shown the car fax?,what if life was just like the sims and someone is making us do the things we do?,what if we had a bone pizza?, dogs,cats or raccoons* and *whats is love? And will a baby hurt you?*

@graysonperdue9402

6 жыл бұрын

ObviouslyASMR yes

@uhtredofbebbanburg5748

6 жыл бұрын

U gay dutch

Never seen a person who stares back into your soul without blinking. Its creepy.

@kingrootbeer8656

6 жыл бұрын

Ever watch Daithi de Nogla?

@Scoobydum900

6 жыл бұрын

+Sans The Skeleton JOOOEEEEEE

@tygonmaster

6 жыл бұрын

You have clearly have never seen a hungry puppy. XD

@grifvii9843

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. And the guy in the left is pretty creepy too

@penyuwan

6 жыл бұрын

absolutely

To be honest, the thought of not having an afterlife had always bothered me, especially if I died an early death, but then when I sort of began to believe that humanity's purpose in life was to make some form of difference, I realised that in my death, regardless of how small it would be, I would still be doing the same thing I lived for. And one of my teachers in high school said that we live to die, and for some people that is haunting, but it's the idea that we should work to have no regrets in death, to do all we have to do in life so we can move on.

@angeloliver7613

Жыл бұрын

Dude...go to sleep

This video should have featured Dave as the character and been titled *"Questions: Deep ones with a Deep One"*

@MrAnvalos

6 жыл бұрын

David O Dis.

Whoever did the subtitles, you're a legend

It is my belief that life is meaningless, but rather than that being frightening or depressing I find it liberating. If life has no inherent meaning or purpose, if nothing has any inherent value, the the only value and purpose that remain are what we humans ascribe to things. This leaves us all the architects of our own reality, the masters of our own morality. What you think is important, is. And what you don't, isn't. And so we give our own lives meaning by doing the things we love, and needn't worry about our purpose ever again for it is intertwined with our very desires. Also this point of view means I get to be a lazy piece of shit so long as it pleases me to do so, which clearly makes it the superior philosophy.

@nerdsanomalous5222

6 жыл бұрын

this comment is criminally unnoticed

@jonahshriver3358

6 жыл бұрын

I concur.

@FelonyArson

6 жыл бұрын

theviewerofart *Camus* *intensifies*

@nobodyreally5329

6 жыл бұрын

wow... exactly my thoughts

@timefreezer4

5 жыл бұрын

That right there is the beauty of optimistic nihilism, and I entirely agree.

*ER asks life existential question* Me: Um, well I'm not too sur- ER: Okay *already writing down my answer* Me: WAIT

I am in class right now. I should be listening to my class. I really should. University is something serious. ...Fuck it ER uploaded, I'm gonna sleep.

@andrea.7929

6 жыл бұрын

Cat Commander Cactus Same, but to me is my teacher that makes me sleep.

@SpiritLemon

6 жыл бұрын

Cat Commander Cactus i highly recommend you to keep watching ER he has some serious KNOWLEDGE

@mosca1907

6 жыл бұрын

Cat Commander Cactus Au

@perfectlyprejudice7530

6 жыл бұрын

Cat Commander Cactus me tooo

28:03 Turn captions on 😂

@sanctuaryasmr5261

6 жыл бұрын

ZacoBro just have em on the whole time it's funny as hell.

@xxking_of_dublinxx3185

6 жыл бұрын

Best thing ive seen all day

Okay, you need to start uploading the list of the questions you're asking. This would be fun to ask a friend!

your associate got that "fuck, i just shat myself" look on his face

After watching this i'm going to sleep... For eternity.

@lostinsound_wav

3 жыл бұрын

Aye still sleeping?

@m-mori

3 жыл бұрын

Still sleeping?

@jakupi1304

3 жыл бұрын

@@m-mori I think he gone bruh

@m-mori

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakupi1304 How are you today?

@anastasiskal2608

3 жыл бұрын

Buddy? You still sleeping?

This is all i've wanted out of an ASMR video. This is what i've been looking for for so long. Thank you so much.

I really love how watching with the captions turned on sometimes gives you little bonus jokes. Your videos always make me smile 😊

Uncle E, just want you to know I'm a long-time fan and that your videos help me through my darkest moments. Keep doing what you do. Thank you.

I literally love this guys videos, he simply never runs out of ideas.

A deep soul needs to relax with a deep video

I am so glad i was able to collab with you Mr. Rift I'm sorry i didn't blink the whole video. I know it was weird, but i was kind of nervous

How the *fuck* am I supposed to *relax* when your *sign* is upside down?! 😡

@endurableplanet4793

6 жыл бұрын

B. Jr. u should have never commented that

@pyroatheistkabumm2381

6 жыл бұрын

Video ruined

@cdk2678

6 жыл бұрын

B. Jr. I think its supposed to be that way

@sanctuaryasmr5261

6 жыл бұрын

B. Jr. I was very triggered when I noticed it.. but I forgave him as I went to sleep regardless

@samsonmcgloughlinakira1749

6 жыл бұрын

It's not upside down, we're sitting on the ceiling

I watched this before work and I feel like it's put me in a very nice positive mindset for the day. Thank you e.r.!

"Who are you... underneath it all?" Tired. I'm just tired

@raedesroches7204

3 жыл бұрын

i felt this HARD

I swear to god one of these days that mannequin is gonna blink or move an arm, and on that day I shall thoroughly shit my pants 😁

@calebbergmann9146

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Davidson summer? Over. Titties? Out. Pants? Shitted.

I love questionnaires. keep up the quality content! -love from saudi arabia

Absolutely perfect! You're the best ASMR maker by far!

ER: Who are you? Me: On all level except physical I am a wolf.

Dear Mr. Rift. After seeing you give us a little peak into Margaret's character i have given a little thought into taking your world of Arkham and writing a story about it, obviously with my own twists on it. But i first wanted to see if you as the creator of these characters was alright with it. Much love, Jokas.

1:06 "Who are you?" I.AM.THE.SENATE!

@lucaarmillei1682

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

Finally someone with deep thinking, intelligence and wit.. I really love these type of questions you are presenting...i have a lot to say regarding these subjects...if i was actually sitting there in front of you, we would actually have a very interesting and deep conversation together..like it!

So I decided to try and listen to the video whilst maintaining eye-contact with the associate. It adds a whole new feel to it all. Suffice to say I didn't make it through the whole thing, got far too intense and pretty damn scary. See how you guys do.

A lot of ASMR is very hit or miss for me and repeated watching of the same videos dulls their effects for me but your Question/Interview videos always hit that spot.

Love everything about this, except the questions! It's funny to feel equally relaxed and anxious.

I literally thought 42 right when the meaning of life question came up, Rift beat me to it.

Enters video perfectly relaxed and calmed. Leaves video with a personal crisis and existential angst.

Just we need to say thanks to the existence of someone so talented like you. Good job like allways!

The captions make this video all the more enjoyable. Thats some serious level of detail

this is the q&a i was looking for and it's above my expectations waaaa thank u rift!

the doll's face reminds me of Jon Snow lmao

@emilyhancock3456

6 жыл бұрын

oh dear.. should've gone to SpecSavers

@Poroner

4 жыл бұрын

it's the "somebody pissed in my cereal this morning" eyes

ohhww, I really enjoyed this caption, I watch your channel for years just waiting for that day to arrive. I study my English through your videos, and this caption helps a lot

I SWEAR I SAW THE MANNEQUIN BLINK

@estonianbalcony

6 жыл бұрын

CodCoolerYT I've just looked at it for 2 minutes and... Yeah... It's kinda creepy; but that's the essence of Ephimeral Rift: The line between the things that make you to sleep and the things that will make you have freaking insomnia 😂

@eligramenz2428

6 жыл бұрын

Edgar Fernandes Garcia what time?

@estonianbalcony

6 жыл бұрын

12thManUnited Art Tutorials I dont know, I just looked at the mannequin for 2 full minutes

@craigtechno

6 жыл бұрын

CodCoolerYT He is not a mannequin...

@blaiseoffury4866

6 жыл бұрын

CodCoolerYT you probably actually did see the mannequin blink because when we stare at static images for too long our brains get bored and start hallucinating

"Does the tortoise have a purpose?" Nah, too existential for me

Your questionnaires is the most amazing ASMR things in KZread, bro

Yet another great video from Uncle Rift

Holy shit. This is one of my favorite ASMR videos. Next level. You are a creative genius.

When he asked "what is time?" i was so about to break out into The Tenth Doctor's speech about how people assume it's a series of causes leading to an effect, but however from a non-linear non-subjective standpoint it's a big bowl of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey....stuff.

1:40 who are you underneath it all ... Me: ... I m just a N****a with a rocket launcher

Please make more of these.. Its so unique you cant find it anywhere

I actually use some of these questions as guiding points for my essays in my existential philosophy class lol thanks on behalf of my gpa rift!

Omg that clipboard writing gives me both tingles from the pencil and that feeling from nails on a chalkboard from the clipboard itself...

I don't know what i love so much about questionnaires but they are like my favourite videos along with plastic crinkle ones

DAMN you caught me with the monty python answer on the meaning of life question..

Rift has got to be one of the most creative(or crazy) people out there!

I wanna have a beer with this guy! You’re the man!

You are the best ASMRtist on KZread. You are the content king my friend.

7:30 "Is it possible for humans to live without condiments?" F U C K M A Y O

@austinmoreno8486

5 жыл бұрын

.... I read this as soon as the video played it lmao

@jeaniciasparkles

4 жыл бұрын

TakenAfterMouse LITERALLY my eyes landed on this comment JUST as he was saying it! I had to blink twice lol

You gotta love the associates captions, hilarious!

The subtitles in this are great!

"Who are you, under it all?" I didn't know all that writing translated into "nobody." Lol

Nothing like working on my philosophy class whilst listening to some sweet philosophical asmr

More questionnaires in the future please I love them

I actually have a paper on existentialism coming up, and I think your video helped me understand it a bit better.

Can we plz get more just questionnaire videos? I just love the pencil sounds + answering obscure questions

"Why are you here?" Y'know, that's always something I've wondered. Hell, sometimes I turn to my friend and ask, "Hey, you ever wonder why we're here?" He usually goes on some long-winded response about how it's one of life's greatest mysteries. Even considers there could be a plan for us and stuff.

@Symbioteque

6 жыл бұрын

HyperHunt621 How're we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?

@kylelilley4814

6 жыл бұрын

HyperHunt621 I always believed that we are here to live; nothing more and nothing less. Living is something that can't be explained and is very much essential to humanity, the only thing essential if you were, and yet we have no factual idea on how we came to be. So I believe that we aren't meant to know and instead we are only here to enjoy life and not understand it.

@felixsilver25

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao A prime example of one person getting the joke and the other taking it seriously. Now that we’ve come so far....

@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8

6 жыл бұрын

RIP Sheila.

@gagepoltrack3276

6 жыл бұрын

HyperHunt621 lol rvb

And in the cuff of his sleeve, we see a patient ID bracelet...

We need more of these type of videos, three is not enough!

Have been watching asmr for long time and usually just makes me sleepy but I got my 1st tingles

I like the way you write over the same line over and over. I really want to see what the paper looked like at the end :)

this is exactly what i was waiting for. writing with pencil on paper gets me everytime

I listen to this as a productivity boost

So calming

Came here to relax, ended up staring into an existential void. Cheers, Rift.

I love the subtitles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The age old question that has a dark and mysterious answer. So you see, the chicken obviously crossed the road to get to the other side right? Well seeing as chickens don't tend to be near roads, and certainly don't cross roads terribly often this is a peculiar statement. However when taken as a metaphor, its dark origins are revealed. A chicken is analogous to a coward. Now we come to the crossing the road part, which is strange, but oddly not very metaphoric, but we'll come back to that. And lastly, the other side is frequently referred to as an euphemism for the afterlife. So what we come up with is that the coward crossed the road to reach the afterlife. This literally means that it is a cowardly thing to run into traffic looking to be run over and killed. This was a saying popularized to associate suicide with cowardice. - Terribly sorry if i just ruined your day.

Thank you for making this.

Your regular voice for these videos are way better 😭

This is the only ASMR content that I actually find relaxing, weird, and cool, all in one package. The Gordon Freeman video was also very good. 10/10 nothing like it

I love these!

Rift asking all these questions, man I'm just here to relax

definitely planning to come back and answer everything

That f**kin' doll is staring right at me.

@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8

6 жыл бұрын

You know you can swear on the internet, right?

@GOOM

6 жыл бұрын

Oscar Cooke-Abbott Fuckin*

The sign behind them is upside down and I love it so much

Best vacation I ever had.

WOW, I really love this video. You're a great man

"wrinting sounds" are my favorite. instant like

Whoever made the subtitles Thank you It makes this video even more entertaining lol

The mannequin looks like the Stark kid who becomes the three eyed raven in GoT.

Eph, if you need a break anytime, we'll be alright with it. You make very good videos to keep us intrigued.

@LimitIsIllusion

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, I think he likes it at this point. He can't get away from it, he's in too deep

@tbeamed7475

6 жыл бұрын

LimitIsIllusion True. True..

So like I’m gonna just spill all the beans here. I’m a very lonely person. I have nobody in my life that I feel comfortable around to even just tell them about my day. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I think I just annoy people, or don’t open up enough or something, so no one really stays in my life or has grown close. but I’ve been watching ASMR for 8 years and whenever I turn on one of ER’s videos I feel like I’m with a real friend… someone who’s always been there through all the years and who I feel comfortable with because I’ve learned his quirks and I know he’s not here to threaten me in anyway because he is genuinely a good person with a creative and intelligent mind like no other… thank you Rift for being my friend and I know you don’t know me but it’s always really comforting to have you around on those nights when I have nobody to turn to

I just like that the art is hung upside down.