An Argument Over Bird Shit on Argyle Street in Glasgow Outside Marks and Spencer
An argument ensued over someone potentially sitting on bird shit on a public bench on 14th August 2021.
Dad got really upset and tried to go for the guys who were sitting on the bench. A crutch was also raised as a threat!
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When life gets boring other people will entertain
@ethanandashtonproductions2118
Жыл бұрын
Well said👏
@Macthe67
5 ай бұрын
That's entertainment you need to get out more
They seem like a nice family 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those kids weren't even doing shit....🥴😅🥴
@joe1205
Жыл бұрын
That bird did...
The ubiquitous “walking sticks”
@thistimeimhere
2 жыл бұрын
Extra 10er a week or whatever. Welcome to Scotland, scrounging is a way of life for some here.
@dealgood
2 жыл бұрын
or "dole poles"
@davieboy45123
2 жыл бұрын
@@thistimeimhere Aye just the same as england.
@davieboy45123
2 жыл бұрын
@Floyd1504 I know the feeling mate, my lower spine is basically destroyed from surgeries, we're the ones the foreign tory government attack as well as the news papers, calling EVERYONE who relies on benefits scroungers. We have no other choice! we just want to life a nmormal life, we ARE usually the most desperate to get out and work but our illness’s can make that almost impossible. Also the majority of the population don't hear about the "fit for work exams'" are the most humiliating experiences I have ever had to go through and it happens every year as if those who have chronic illnesses are suddenly miraculously helaed. Independence IS the only way forward for our country whether some people like it or not, it WILL haopoen.(sorry for the long response I get very agitated when we are roped in with the real benefit scorungers)
@alexrobinson2281
Жыл бұрын
Props !
That's a lovely area nowadays. Never a dull moment. It's like an open air asylum.
@TheDriftdog
Жыл бұрын
To think I spent most Saturdays here or Sauchiehall Street and now I wouldn’t even direct my worst enemy to there 😂 (aye a wid 😂😂)
@alfredroyal3473
9 ай бұрын
@@TheDriftdogSauchiehall and Argyll Streets, 2 oxters, inhabited by BAMS.
@TheDriftdog
9 ай бұрын
@@alfredroyal3473 🤣 perfect description 🤣🤣
I wouldn't like to take a burst pay packet home to her 😂😂
@stephenirons1892
2 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣
@NEWCASTLE.UNITED.
2 жыл бұрын
Or a brew cheque
@MultiSpazzo
2 жыл бұрын
Or a line from the bookies instead of it for the Scotland Ukraine game Scotland to win.
@dealgood
2 жыл бұрын
@@MultiSpazzo i hope scotland do win tomorrow, cant stand ukraine.
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only in Scotland can arguments happen seemingly for no logical reason
MOVE YER FRIGHTENING LUCY! 🤣
The title of this had me rolling on the floor… ffs !!!😂😂😂😂
I think Lucy has got plenty else to be afraid about, growing up in that environment. Godspeed, Lucy
Uck, away hame an eat yer candy floss, hen.
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely hate candy floss 😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was in town once and I got a burger from a food stand, sat down on a nearby bench, a few minutes later i had bird shat on my head and my things I bought whilst in town.. very embarrassing at the time, but I look at it now and laugh about it 😅
@Mikey-mu1gj
2 жыл бұрын
That’s Bonkers Man, And Legend as it , meant to be lucky 🤔 if it were I would’ve felt lucky if I had bird ahi dripping offer me 🙈🙈🙈🙈
@Man_fay_the_Bru
2 жыл бұрын
Aye but it’s good luck int it😂😂
@suzannerichardson6420
2 жыл бұрын
A pigeon shat on my head whilst I was withdrawing cash from an atm. An American tourist found it highly amusing.
@ginger2381
2 жыл бұрын
@@suzannerichardson6420 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dunno why this made me laugh so much
Almost a piece of performance art
This is the Jeremy Kyle show in the street
@dcunningham2175
2 жыл бұрын
Bring back the JK Show....... as it keeps the underclass pacified lol.
Poor wee Lucy 😂
I know it's extra work but can you provide a transcript please?
@TheJuanKerr
Жыл бұрын
I’ll break it down. Crazy women wants young boys sitting down to walk away. Old man trying to confront said boys. Old lady with sticks threatens to cane young boys with said walking stick. The loud one wants boys to apologise for swearing and didn’t know what actually happened but accused to two boys of being pished ? 😂 obviously not sure what’s as said before. Oh and Lucy was frightened
@green823jade
Жыл бұрын
@@TheJuanKerr thanks😂
Thought big Peggy was going to go tonto.
You can tell that the young fella sitting in the bench is a real Scotsman. It looks like it's raining, and he's thinking, "yep, just another fine day in Glasgow. No problem". I've heard that the folk up there are hardy and strong, and don't care too much about the bad weather.
@azillliasmith2734
10 ай бұрын
What! This is a good weather day in Glasgow the height of summer.....
What was the point of all that ? Does it matter if someone is sitting down on a bench, whats it got to do with anyone else ?
The heart and soul of Glasgow you have to Love it 👍👍
Reading between the lines, my guess would be that the two youths were looking for a place to sit because the far away youth is gassed. The older Gentleman has informed him of a splattering of pigeon shit being present on said bench and the far away youth has said in response "there is no flucking shit on this here chair", surprised at the unnecessary use of an expletive, the older Gentleman has become enraged and considered it a cheeky response to what was a useful piece of information regarding the chair. Lesson to be learned! Just let youths sit on poo filled benches and let them learn from their own mistakes! 😂😂
@Caz_2087
Жыл бұрын
Without you're narration of events I wouldn't of had a clue what was going on, and you're description of it is hilarious 😂😂
@richardmcgill9148
Жыл бұрын
You’re close but no cigar my friend, there was no shit on the bench at all but the guys son thought there was, I replied with “no there fucking isn’t 😂” I did not reply aggressively in any shape or form and I got all blown way out of proportion
@Caz_2087
Жыл бұрын
@@richardmcgill9148 Are you the guy in the video? Lol
@gfg890
Жыл бұрын
@@richardmcgill9148 jings am I talking to the guy in the video? You're semi famous now, I should be asking for your autograph. 😂 I wasn't too far off, the only real difference being whether there was bird poo on the bench. There was clearly no shit on the bench in your opinion. You've responded to those who thought there was (the older gentleman) with the use of an expletive. The man being from an older generation saw it as an unnecessary use of a swear word and therefore in his eyes a bit insulting. You're saying your reply was not aggressive in any way shape or form but when you respond to someone with an unnecessary swear word, it can sound more aggressive or insulting than was intended. 😉 Thanks might have been more appropriate 😆 Yes, it was all blown out of proportion but don't be flucking sitting on shite again. 😂👍
@kdanny9973
Жыл бұрын
@@richardmcgill9148 right, so you are the daftie sitting on the bench? And you consider fucking a nice word? Aye u halfwit. Spot on…
Argyll Street, a cowp (rubbish tip, dump), once a wonderful St, now full of bams.
A very reasonable & sensible woman, her family should be grateful for her leadership
See These sticks! They’re worth an extra 35 quid a fortnight 🤑
I don’t understand how bird shite would cause that 😂
@23scottishguy
Жыл бұрын
terrible of that bird to do it right there haha , if only the bird knew its shite was gonna cause all that agro it might have thought too go elsewhere too do its bussiness LOL
Ah. Sitting in a t-shirt. In the rain. In Scotland.
What bike are you riding fella
Where's Quality Man, the Glesga superhero, when you need him?
Videos like this make me proud to be Scottish they should have shown this before the referendum a few years back instead of Braveheart and we would be independent right now
@sulkoma
2 жыл бұрын
KaIergi plan
@Faliat
2 жыл бұрын
@@sulkoma Aye, the English would've yeeted us to the moon knowing what a liability we are.
@davieboy45123
2 жыл бұрын
@@Faliat You're pathetic.
@malcolm9650
Жыл бұрын
@@Faliat aye because England has no idiots🙄, 🤡
@Faliat
Жыл бұрын
@@malcolm9650 The English generally don't want to be on their own without the union.
Big hing trying to make them apologise. Settle
@richardmcgill9148
2 жыл бұрын
Respect brother
I got a description of the guilty Pigeon 🐦
The famous writer Mark Twain once said NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL ONLOOKERS MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.LOL
Wtf is going on?? Weird thing to get angry over.
@nightskyremedies
Жыл бұрын
Yep lol
@TheJuanKerr
Жыл бұрын
Someone in Glasgow swore 😂😂
Scottish Independence can't come fast enough!
@gary_248
2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@calumroney7352
2 жыл бұрын
What?, these fannies will probably be card carrying SNP voters.
@terrencemunro
2 жыл бұрын
100% SNP Voters 😂😂😂😂
@calumrfc90
Жыл бұрын
@@calumroney7352 These idiots probably have a framed picture ae Nicola Sturgeon in their hoose 😂
Can someone explain what happened here
@Longchain69
2 жыл бұрын
Description explains abit. Dad didn't like how the lads were talking and swearing
What a couple of roasters
I say, those two boys were lucky that big sumo wrestler woman didn't bear hug the two of them! 🤼♀
That's pretty mild for Argyle Street.
U sent her a valantines card
They would fight over a puddle for a wash.😎
@jaystevens1965
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@SuperKanonier
Ай бұрын
Not sure about a wash?🤔
Why would you apologise when you didn't do anything wrong 😆
@bunyann90
Жыл бұрын
anjuna family!
For a start Who has an arguement over bird shite Birds need to dae the toilet That lassie looks the double of Peggy Mcalpine
Thought the woman with the walking sticks was a tripod out of war of the worlds
The JD sports advert has fair went downhill 😳
Oot his Tattie! 😂😂😂
Peggy fae Still Game 🤣🤣🤣
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
Is that Chops yive got!!
Why's he getting mad at someone swearing here, it's just how we talk, well lots of us anyway
@teelesynclair5902
2 жыл бұрын
@Bees1970 Cos I can. Do something about it. You did eff all.... just as expected 😂🤣
@therebellioussheep2368
2 жыл бұрын
@@teelesynclair5902 You're virtue signalling.
@teelesynclair5902
2 жыл бұрын
@@therebellioussheep2368 You're signalling your a complete numpty, everything screams bonkers and looney about you. Did someone forget to take their olanzapine? Plus, nobody actually uses that expression anymore 😆. Why are you harassing me anyway, got nothing better to do in the middle of the night?
@therebellioussheep2368
2 жыл бұрын
@@teelesynclair5902 You're only supporting Ukraine because your television told you to.
@teelesynclair5902
2 жыл бұрын
@@therebellioussheep2368 how do you know what I think? You don't, and I'm not even going to tell you my thoughts, I've got better things to do rn
How pathetic is this out of 10 for god sack 😂😂😂
It’s come to that!
Does what it says on the tin.
It's an everyday occurrence in Glasgow
at the end: " youse look well pissed, he looks like he's a footloose p*ki" did I hear that right?
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
He looks out his tattie.. sorry patter is terrible 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ My Bad ... lol 😂
@Htheorphanarian
Жыл бұрын
@@fionapratt6223 wait are you the lass at the end??
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
Yeah ... I think I was referred to as the sumo ? Lol 😂.. but yeah .. bird shit gate ...hahahahaah
Just the title alone is enough.
0:44 is like a still game act
What was that all about? Couldn’t hear a word..
Anyone know the full story?
@richardmcgill9148
2 жыл бұрын
I sat down on the bench and the boy said a sat on bird shite so a replied “mate naw there fuckin isny🤣” so his papa got raging because I used some blasphemy
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
Believe me .. there was a shit load of bird shit on it lol.. I'm the person talking too you .. you were a bit merry lol 😂.. I hope it didn't ruin your clothing 🤦♀️
@TheJuanKerr
Жыл бұрын
So this argument geniunely happened over you saying the word “fucking” in Glasgow town centre ? 🤦♂️ Woudl have been better had ye got scudded with the walking stick for a laugh but.
Dad am telling u now !!! ❤
The skys a beautiful colour..
I couldn't hear a fucking thing🧐
@SH-bm8yp
2 жыл бұрын
Same.
Just too many humans
Lol
2:03 '..cannae een sit oan a bench'
The comments, Hahahahaha
🤣
What happened
Big Betha got this on lock
The great unwashed with not just one………… but two “dole poles” The only thing missing was a wolf fleece
@JK-tx2rz
2 жыл бұрын
Dole poles 😂😂😂😂
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
Hip replacement actually... 🤦♀️🤦♀️😊😊
@gordonhannah6595
Жыл бұрын
@@fionapratt6223 is that so they can get another 150 quid a week in PIP
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shame I can't understand what they're saying.
Poor boys
What's the odds they vote SNP? 😂😂😂
@thehitman1980
2 жыл бұрын
The Scottish Nazi partys finest 🤣🤣
@LilyKittyCatto
2 ай бұрын
Tory walloper
What the hell happened lol
WTF was that aw aboot?
There probably from the slums of the east end and just not trained to conduct themselves in the town 🤣🤣 x
@brittscott4673
Жыл бұрын
Does such training exist? She might be too old to be a padewan.lol
Why film this?? Some people have too much time on their hands😮🤔🫣
Grans about to go for it
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
Shes fiesty....lol 😂
This is a complete set up, two guys sitting on the bench with a mate doing the filming from another bench. Quite funny tho 🤣
Muppets
meanwhile in Scotland
Tyler Mac OH YEAH
they just had English overlords instead of Turks... better? worse? jury is still out on that one...
ooft, wan a them burds shat on the lads there?
so where is this bird shit ?
What language are they speaking !?
@ChadMcChopper.
2 ай бұрын
Think ur funny mate say that in glasgow
@fraseredk7433
2 ай бұрын
@@ChadMcChopper. och aye and hoots mon !
@ChadMcChopper.
2 ай бұрын
Honkin patter
@fraseredk7433
2 ай бұрын
@@ChadMcChopper. no sense of humor in Glasgow?? Note my first name.
YAY!! I'm famous... this turned nasty pretty quickly!! Bad Me !!!! Lol 😂.... this is what happens when you try to be nice and tell two lads in some expensive clothing!! That the bench is covered in shit 🤦♀️🤦♀️... ahh good memories....lol 😂
@burgerboy9487
Жыл бұрын
Cant understand a fucking word
@TheJuanKerr
Жыл бұрын
Obviously without seeing the beginning of this which you evidently weren’t a party to either - from what I’ve gathered your son ? Told them there’s bird shit on the bench - they’ve said there isn’t and he’s said a swear word which I’m sure your son has used and you have used in your comment so clearly not against your beliefs to swear. The boys during the video never once argued despite your dad and mum ? Both threatening them. Yet you have told them to apologise and watch their manners 🤷♂️ If they want to sit in bird shit let them sit in bird shit and the situation could have been dissolved by your family walking away so don’t just point the blame at one side because you’ve only heard one side of the story clearly and chosen to believe it. Maybe your son was being nice and didn’t deserve to be swore at, if people want to be dicks then leave them to it no point embarrassing yourself over it. The lads sat on a bench and taken verbal abuse and threats when one of them could have got up and knocked your dad on his arse so be greatful they went complete dickheads.
@burgerboy9487
Жыл бұрын
@@TheJuanKerr nice one for clearing that up, couldn't understand a thing, it's a piece of bird shit, we sit in bird shit all the fucking time if its dog shit yeah different story thank you mate not like I'd missed it I would've knocked that old fucker out
A group of SNP supporters having a debate in Glasgow
Marks and Spencer in Glasgow? The mind boggles
@swaldron5558
2 жыл бұрын
High street full of charities. Sad town.
@Mhor_Al
2 жыл бұрын
It's no there any mair it shut doon a few weeks ago 🤦♂️😄🏴🏴🏴
@dsmith1888
2 жыл бұрын
@Boston brothers - why does that boggle your mind?.
@keh.32
2 жыл бұрын
@@dsmith1888 it's Glasgow pal. Are you a ned?
@ginger2381
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mhor_Al no that ones still open it's Sauchiehall Street M & Spencers that shut down
Im english and i cant understand any of it
@ChadMcChopper.
2 ай бұрын
No you're not
Comments are Hilarious 😂
bunch of fannies
Hooligans
Rangers fans at it again
That guy name is Derek Pratt and jone Pratt and that women is called Fiona Pratt there from 52 lit let crewing viewpark
@thehitman1980
2 жыл бұрын
Meet The Prat's.....
@fionapratt6223
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 canny spell
@TheJuanKerr
Жыл бұрын
Why would you announce where someone is from ? Better no upset you fuck defo a curtain twitcher in the phone to the police.
Just the regular SNP voter.