That poor dog looks absolutely mortified, trying to act like he's not with them at the end 😂

@nikaa2282

Жыл бұрын

u think that's f* funny? u idiot. the dog was absolutely afraid

@therealjimshady100

Жыл бұрын

@@nikaa2282 f*ck off, you need a sense of humour transplant. Obviously the dog is terrified and needs rehoming, what do you want me to do from here?

@robertcarli1969

Жыл бұрын

British scum

@therealjimshady100

Жыл бұрын

@@robertcarli1969 🤣🤣 says the guy abusing a random stranger in the comments section! You absolute sausage sniffing weapon!

@muzeezhodillo8613

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 hilarious comment. And true. The dog's looking like "oh for goodness sake, this is embarrassing."

Legend has it he still doesn’t know who and when

@richardupton3323

2 жыл бұрын

when who

@richardupton3323

2 жыл бұрын

@Ryleyofshorts what

@richardupton3323

2 жыл бұрын

@Ryleyofshorts wwwwoooooo

@natevic1867

2 жыл бұрын

I heard ‘who’ so many times I started looking to see where the owl was 😂

@charlieburton9967

2 жыл бұрын

Horton hears a……

The Dog is still receiving counselling. 😵‍💫

Camera man shat himself after the zombie realised you were recording 🤣

@danielnichols5632

9 ай бұрын

Zombie 😂

@prepped8551

9 ай бұрын

🤣

@lightbearer6510

6 ай бұрын

Camera man actually sent man at end the video too post camera man was definitely not worried l can assure you that. True story 😊

I love how all us folk in Glasgow have just adjusted to the ned's behaviour and walk past them like they're part of the wildlife🤣

@Dingo-1

2 жыл бұрын

It's a smackhead there no NEDs there spoon burning jaggers

@willemlangeveld176

2 жыл бұрын

yep while whatching this video i was thinking , i hope covid will stay for many more years.

@weirdstonk729

2 жыл бұрын

@Warren DeMontague Ned = non-educated delinquent. I’d say that describes this lot perfectly

@Dingo-1

2 жыл бұрын

Aye neds that turned to the heroin Many years ago Nearly the same mental characteristics as starving seagulls

@marklloyd4087

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅

Two lessons here: 1. Don't do drink or drugs, kids. 2. Don't reproduce with your sister/dad/uncle 😂😂

@boinkingyamumsohardithurts12

2 жыл бұрын

Oooof

@user-bo3mp8un6c

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas16IDK No, they are heroin addicts

@rhysgourley385

2 жыл бұрын

a hink thats the only way tae stoap shite like this

@MrMonkey2150

2 жыл бұрын

Just don’t reproduce if ur like this anyway

@allylou5151

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

His owl impersonation is spot on though!

I felt sorry for the dog what a life🙁

@GHExploration

Жыл бұрын

Agreed 😢

The dog has the highest IQ out of this lot. Poor beast looks proper unhappy

@mexicanstilksen5814

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@soton5teve

Жыл бұрын

Someone probably said "i hope your dog dies, cu*nt" dog replied "I hope your cu*nt dies, dog".

@BertBobRobert

Жыл бұрын

Beast?

@nemamodgeddi5338

Жыл бұрын

Its no beast.

@ultimatesnacks6190

5 ай бұрын

Probably has the best diet of all of them to be fair. Def has the best teeth

“Captions unavailable” I doubt even a quantum supercomputer could make sense of what these creatures are screaming at each other.

@johnkerr7926

2 жыл бұрын

Mate I’m from Glasgow and I can hardly work it out. Think I got tinnitus listening to that.

@gordonm6108

Жыл бұрын

​@@johnkerr7926 I can understand everything, although I am from one of the less affluent places of our dear city.

And the BAFTA award for short film goes to …. Ned’s ootside tesco

If you close your eyes while playing this it sounds like a day at the zoo!

@shoot_the_glass5654

Жыл бұрын

It sounds like a day at the Goblin kingdom.

@brain8484

Жыл бұрын

like the ape house squabbling over a piece of fruit

@variegatus4674

Жыл бұрын

@@shoot_the_glass5654 HAHAHAHA!

I'm no expert on Glaswegian speak, but I got the gist that the man they were arguing with was simply asking who had objected to his application to join the Kelvinside Croquet Club. The eloquent lady wouldn't tell him, merely stating he wouldn't fit in there, but offering the suggestion that he tried the club in Bearsden instead.

@happinesscounts

2 жыл бұрын

Parliamo Glasgow?

@eddycarpenter8989

2 жыл бұрын

William Wallace died for this

@giselleross2098

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@brianhendrie9466

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@jomo6768

2 жыл бұрын

😂

That owl impression is on point

@sarahsmith7257

2 жыл бұрын

Well said. I'm from Glasgow and my heart bleeds when I see this.

@donna1351

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@april4848

Жыл бұрын

Oh is that what the was?

@tylermcintyre1454

Жыл бұрын

Tyler Mac yeah tell me who then fucker

@tylermcintyre1454

Жыл бұрын

Tyler Mac you said that I was on the blasted road

Im suprised they could stand there without taking their shirts off,after all the temperature must be roasting in the white hot inferno of Glasgeh in March.

The dog was thinking: "...humans fight for a long time...".

What a beautiful woman. Voice of an angel

@spitzlei1971

2 жыл бұрын

☠️

@Kitten4you

2 жыл бұрын

☠️

@mayahwilliam8996

2 жыл бұрын

☠️

@Kitten4you

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakenebs lol 😝

@spitzlei1971

2 жыл бұрын

@Scarface rip bozo

As a foreigner living in Glasgow, I've learned that this type of interaction is called a 'wee banter'. It's only a proper go when skulls get cracked.

@santoy1000

2 жыл бұрын

As a Glaswegian living here all my life..I would say that’s pretty spot on bud 👍lol

@dvelop4975

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao legend

@paddymcdoogle6753

2 жыл бұрын

Your English skills are most certainly superior to the people contained in this video.

@yehudimcewan5167

2 жыл бұрын

@@paddymcdoogle6753 So are Big Bird's...

@scottdre5581

2 жыл бұрын

A feel sorry fur the dug stuck way they spoon burners fs

You couldn't even put them in the Army. Absolute waste of benefits and NHS.

I’m surprised they don’t all walk around with subtitles above their heads ! 😊

Street theatre is an incredibly powerful art form

@yehudimcewan5167

2 жыл бұрын

This is the real Citizens Theatre Glasgow.

@paddymcdoogle6753

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment sire.

@skippy2k16

2 жыл бұрын

The drip in the red Nike trainers definitely nwas getting a tool the melt

@TrianglePants

2 жыл бұрын

the news orgs ignoring this would know a lot about that, wouldn't they

@NothingHumanisAlientoMe

2 жыл бұрын

I actually seen her begging in town. A know made a black comical remark, which is essential when living in close proximity to dangerous lives of ruin. They are human beings just like you and I, who knows what tragic occurance led them to this point.

Hope the dog’s alright

@bigh9809

2 жыл бұрын

Recieving therapy and is right scared of owl impersonators, who who who🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_6079SMITH

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking

@KnottsAndPipes

2 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@chrisardern4594

2 жыл бұрын

Hope so it seems to be the brains of the outfit. Cracked me up when lad skank turned into a moose. Its no wonder the Afganistan refugees would rather go back home than live with that.

@fatyowls

2 жыл бұрын

She's still shouting!

They're discussing the theory of Pythagoras.

@Schwarzxx

15 күн бұрын

HELP SBAHBSHWHW

Thankfully, the young man went on to get a medical degree and is now a Radiology Consultant

@shaunohagan1491

Жыл бұрын

thought he was a gender studies professor now?

I went to Oxford University with these people, we studied science together, brilliant people.

@flight101

2 жыл бұрын

No, the guys went ro Eton with my brother doing analytical physics... 😆

@o.l4890

2 жыл бұрын

Nah the fourth studied rocket science with me in nasa

@DW-dd4iw

2 жыл бұрын

Legend has it, he has a PhD in Public Relations and Communication.

@eamonnevans8005

2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure it wasn't philosophy?

@billyj2502

2 жыл бұрын

You laugh but if he was brought up in oxford by someone who wasn't fucked in the head he coulda been a genuis for all we know

Another lively debate being held outside of Tesco on who took the missing valium tablet.

@TheMasterblaster32

2 жыл бұрын

A snatched them wiz only 2 i took ffs

@albertreynolds9287

2 жыл бұрын

Haha your right

@rupertrigsby

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously it wasn’t any of this lot that took the Valium tablet.

@mrdeafa25

9 ай бұрын

Is that what it was? I couldn't understand a word but it looked serious. I thought perhaps it was poor exam results or a lost family heirloom.

@rumbarumba1

6 ай бұрын

Soooooo true😂😂

Is it bad that I was worried about that innocent dog more than everyone else?

@TheRealGucciSocks

10 ай бұрын

Same lol

@andrew1984uk

6 ай бұрын

No, not bad at all. I'd be worried if you were more worried about the cast of Resident Evil there.

even the dog is like what in the universal credit is going on

“You’ve got a dagger an iv got a boattle, let’s go doon an alley an see who walks oot” - that’s a line straight out a movie, would be proud of that ..! 😂😂

@DK-sv6on

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin class 😅

@angiemetcalfe7210

2 жыл бұрын

That is good tbf

@docribby

2 жыл бұрын

That's just the standard used to let's step outside and settle this, now weapons both are shite bags bottles and blade users

@biggiesmalls3096

2 жыл бұрын

@@docribby still balsy tho with a bottle against a knife

@stonermagicinc.6343

2 жыл бұрын

He well took a gram a speed n watched Clint Eastwood the night before

“You alright pal” said the most un-alright person ever

A wonderfully well-balanced public debate on the mysteries of personal identity and time. Can't wait for his TED-X talk. :)

These people maybe loud and very shouty, however they are still 100 times more trustworthy and honorable than any whom pass through the education systems of the likes of Eton in England (whom then go onto be voted into the UK Government, or become CEO's of large corporations or banks)

RIP cameraman The junkie realised he was bein filmed and they must of set about him

@valkyrie-jay

2 жыл бұрын

That's so funny, in the last frame of the video you can see they all look at him, I'd love to know what happened next. Amazing how he stood there for 5 minutes and they didn't notice

@adblox

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, he'll be saved because he's the Cameraman

@basedxennial6269

Жыл бұрын

​@@valkyrie-jay he probably legged it

Awesome how people are just passing by as if thinking: "Oh, just another regular day in Glasgow, let me get to the grocery."

Dog’s like “I’ve had enough of this shite”

4:21 that guy on the side just leaning on the wall is just so vibe and chill

I'm from Glasgow and even I could have done with subtitles. I feel sorry for the poor dog 😢

@allylou5151

2 жыл бұрын

I can understand them LOL 😂

@andymcgill354

2 жыл бұрын

Don't ye mean DUG ya numpty

@SS-rp6ws

2 жыл бұрын

I'm actually curious, what language were they speaking?

@mrwahibtahri

2 жыл бұрын

@@SS-rp6ws English but they were speaking it in a way were it was hard to understand all the words they were saying

@weirdstonk729

2 жыл бұрын

@@SS-rp6ws They're speaking English but with just a very heavy accent. They were arguing about god knows what when they video started and then when the guy threw a half-hearted punch at 0:31 they were basically calling him a woman-beater for the rest of the video because he tried to hit her and that's when he kicked off with shouting "when and who?!" every 5 seconds when they were calling him out on hitting girls and he was wanting to know when he hit a girl and who it was

That poor dog! He is so affraid of these people with angry energie. And this who sounds like an owl ( hu hu hu ) is hylarious

@matthewcove8597

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I expect the dogs used to it

@trishtrish9713

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewcove8597 I don't think you can get use to that 😖

@callumgreen6383

2 жыл бұрын

WhoLarious

@mikeyyoyo6464

2 жыл бұрын

Dog was upset

@p.deperas-zdenerwowanyMany

2 жыл бұрын

Fufu seems to be rather confused

Tonight on question time, we are live from Glasgow's Trongate. We have wee Tam asking the crucial question on awbodys lips,. WHO? WHO? WHEN 'N' WHO WHE 'N'. WHOO?

Can someone kindly explain the gist of what they're arguing about?

The mad junky at the end that gained sentience and self-awareness "here, this is getting recorded!".

@ercanqa7452

Жыл бұрын

i knew it 🤣

@AlAbbasi_2007

Жыл бұрын

He ruined it lol

@johnclegg4993

5 ай бұрын

Yip, after 3 days one of them noticed 😂

Cracks me up how everyone just walks past - it’s just normal 😂🤣

@allylou5151

2 жыл бұрын

It is

@adblox

2 жыл бұрын

"Just act like your soulless"

@ALLMETAL1970

Жыл бұрын

It's Glasgow, they're all probably used to it.

The accent makes it 100% better

It seems six people are arguing, what do you mean by when and who's?

The only thing I understood was when they said “Fuck off” a few times 😂

@robertcurrie3386

Жыл бұрын

What about hoo hoo hooo 🤣

The best bit at the end “here this is getting recorded”😂😂😂

@Kevinmcc_

2 жыл бұрын

Only took 5 mins to Notice getting Recorded 😂😂😂

@reclusegoose4094

2 жыл бұрын

"WHA??!" D:

@trevorphillips3340

2 жыл бұрын

and then the filming immediately stopped after that. I suspect the poor cameraman got chased after by those crackheads

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorphillips3340 It'd be like getting chased from the zombies in the original 'Dawn of the Dead'.

@JacobMatthew8

Жыл бұрын

@@skylined5534 28 weeks later

This is actually a business meeting in Glasgow

Is the sound playing in reverse?

They can take his life but they will never tell him whooooooooooo!

"Here this is gettin recorded..." last words the camera man heard

I met the women and her dog a month ago near the train with somes neds trying to steal her bag from her. Dog was a cutie that just wanted pets and she's super loving and protective of him. Unfortunately, her sons in jail for something. Never thought I'd see her on random video with a million views.

@mishayx5258

Жыл бұрын

I meet the son getting on the train one day with the dog, dogs a little cutie, we ended up chatting about the dog for a good while and dogs in general. He seemed like he has a lot of love for the dogs with how he spoke about it, i forget its name now since it was a good while ago now, the dogs very distinct and memorable

@mishayx5258

Жыл бұрын

And meant to say thatsbshady neds trying to steal the womens bag

@boborappa

Жыл бұрын

@@mishayx5258 I might be misremembering but I think the little guy was named Gizmo.

I’m a Born and bred Scotsman and I can’t understand one word they are ranting!😂

Sometimes friends and family members have a disagreement, argument, fight, etc - some people, for some reason, do it on the High Street, midday, in front of crowds of shoppers. These guys live in their own world, its totally normal for them to do do stuff like this openly in public spaces - truly amazing!

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

I can only assume some or most of have a 'sister-mum' or an 'uncle-dad'.

Notice how not one of the passers by looks surprised or concerned, even when one of the neds is yelling ‘I’ll effing stab ye, ah wull!’. Just another day in Glasgow.

@allylou5151

2 жыл бұрын

👍😂

@williamf4544

2 жыл бұрын

Yes - he was rummaging through his bag then realised he had left his knife in his other handbag - i hate when that happens

It’s funny how I’ve walked thru here so many times 😂 and I never knew this happened now when I go down here this will go thru my head

The dogs the most sensible one out the lot🤣

This is hilarious, the last bit was great “this is being recorded”

@angelamcnaughton2449

2 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh 😂

@santoy1000

2 жыл бұрын

Ano notice how quick he stopped recording 😂😂

@HodgsonKurt

2 жыл бұрын

Time te get te fook

@salemking90

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@ncolgan5038

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently that’s the only thing I understood lol

This is actually a Glaswegian Street Theatre interpretation of the famous Abbot and Costello "Who's on first base?" skit.

What were they arguing about? All I could understand was "Who, who, who?"

legend has it that wee dog is still receiving counselling

Let's all please give this guy a hell ye for uploading such a great quality video, so clear I thought I was there. Why can't all videos be uploaded in this high quality?

@jimmyboynottknown7713

2 жыл бұрын

Because things was made before 2021 you know, before this pathetic pussyfied generation mentality kicked in

@todareistodo908

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyboynottknown7713 I agree with you on the generation thing but all my point was that people should be uploading high quality video's in 2021 just like this person did. Some video's I've come across are truly like 360 in terms of quality, that was all I did mean. 🙏

@Suitswonderland

2 жыл бұрын

Because its only the past few years quality cameras have been put on phones anyone can buy, much like all of technology, shit gets better, so the things which were good get cheaper and when shit gets cheaper, quality gets better, but still why is this video no in 8K at 144fps? Fucking shite if you ask me.

@ChristopherMichael-dw4wt

2 жыл бұрын

What kind of tounge were they speaking in?? I couldn't understand s*** they said.

@Suitswonderland

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChristopherMichael-dw4wt They were talking in Bam.

heroin addicts fighting in the street is such a normal thing in Glasgow that most people are walking by with no reaction.

@BobSmith-zs2td

2 жыл бұрын

Well it's that or risk being stabbed with a dirty needle. These folk need put down.

@xPsykho

2 жыл бұрын

Scottish people are a special breed

@cultfiction3865

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no real fight going off here though it’s just people shouting at each other and the occasional shove. Nobody would intervene unless fists were flying and blood.

@grime2.085

2 жыл бұрын

@@cultfiction3865 still then it’s unlikely someone will intervene

@garrysmith5562

2 жыл бұрын

@@BobSmith-zs2td death seem a bit extreme nah?

if you argue with a fool, he probably does the same

This is the Scottish delegation to cop26. The dog was security.

1:04 gotta say his Owl impersonation is spot on.

Why can't the poster put info up of why the fight broke please

@alebbiorail439

6 ай бұрын

The description does state the reason. One of the was accused of being a granny basher.

What language is this?

The poor dug is like "Phone the SSPCA hurry up!!!"

@MrSpookyLover

2 жыл бұрын

Dislike most rangers fans but you seem sound. 😍🤗

@rangersmetalatheist9392

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSpookyLover Cheers. Most of us Rangers fans are sound. But animal cruelty is never sound no matter what team you support.

@ozricaurora6943

2 жыл бұрын

@@rangersmetalatheist9392 Even foxes?

@rangersmetalatheist9392

2 жыл бұрын

@@ozricaurora6943 Of course I would have a Fox as a pet if it was possible

@colinwilliams4338

2 жыл бұрын

The dog probably saying I'm sick of these idiots get me to fuck out of hear lol🤡🤡

Wow the trailer for trainspotting 3 looks class .

Subtitles please…😮

Somebody buy that guy at the end a bottle of the holy tonic wine pressed by the feet of the brothers of buckfast abbey....he was sharp eyed to notice "This is bein' recorded"...🤣🤣🤣

legend has it the guy in red shoes is still sitting stuff down till this day

It's a shame the video got cut short, did he ever find out "WHO" in the end!

The Glaswegian accent makes this so much funnier 😂

Honestly people wanting to migrate to the UK should be shown this stuff. You will come to live on a council estate with these lot, and you'll rightly hate it 🙄

@kurtpunchesthings2411

2 жыл бұрын

I've long said the truth of the UK everywhere is either a shithole or really posh there really isn't anything Inbetween

@vladislavgritsenko3636

2 жыл бұрын

Man you can’t imagine how bad life here in Eastern Europe(Russia,Belarus,Ukraine,Moldova) is.We get this constantly also,it actually happens everywhere,not only in the UK. Here,there is no hope,miserable wages,no insurances,no medical insurance at all! Like 50§ pensia.I’m not kidding,literally 50 for a month.Yeah and corruption,and there is no way to fight it. So this video will not change anybody’s mind,like yeah,it’s interesting that if compared to us,you live in heaven,and you don’t appreciate your level of life at all)

@1710Austin

2 жыл бұрын

@@vladislavgritsenko3636 well, I can say this. I work for an inner city council in the UK and interact with people in tower blocks from all over the world. Ain't no one really happy there... I honestly don't think they're soooooo glad to be in the UK at all. But whatever floats ya boat 😉

@thedestiny326

Жыл бұрын

Uuummmm its getting better thease fights people used knifes

@1710Austin

Жыл бұрын

@@thedestiny326 lol people are getting stabbed left right and centre in the UK 👀

Imagine living with this rage. It must be a hard way to live.

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

Rage? This is just daytime for them.

I saw two neds kicking th shit out of each other in Dundee once. Spitting kicking each other in the balls all sorts. They both ended up on the ground, they then got up at exactly the same time and ran off in the same direction exactly next to each other at full speed.

4:16 Little snitch lmfao xDD The way the guy shuts off the camera He's like: "Oh shitt... Now I'm gonna have all these chasing after me"

Rule #182 in life. Never argue with idiots, lest they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

"Who? Who? Who? Who? Whoooooo?!"

"sorry pal , here this is gettin recorded" 😂😂

@kyrgyzstaniscool

Жыл бұрын

And that was the last thing he ever heard...

I think I can translate. He's asking when the band The Who is getting back together.

To be fair, this just seems like a civilised Glaswegian debate to me

I feel sorry for the dog.

@karlagordon4555

2 жыл бұрын

Omg my whes have been on the poor dog the whole time He hates this crap 😭

@hillarytrump9146

2 жыл бұрын

Same. Sad 😔

Feel sorry for the dog looks terrified

@auntmissedperiod

2 жыл бұрын

which one, they're all dogs

@pduffy421

2 жыл бұрын

@@auntmissedperiod the one with four legs lol

@BookieKillah

Жыл бұрын

@@auntmissedperiod Nah, they're fuckin rats!

If only THE PURGE was an actual real thing

It’s like nobody exists around them. 2 different dimensions submerged into one

“Here, this is getting recorded” ..camera is immediately switched off ..! 😂 wonder if the cameraman got the shite kicked out of him lol

@karlagordon4555

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt it lol can you imagine getting a dig off one of them? Be like getting attacked by a flea

@alebbiorail439

2 жыл бұрын

He escaped in one piece!

@starlodear2987

2 жыл бұрын

What makes you believe they didn't enjoy being filmed.

@santoy1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@alebbiorail439 glad to hear buddy 👍😊

@santoy1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@starlodear2987 because they’re probably all on DLA..

You have to love a woman with an angelic voice 🤣🤣

What language is it? Celtic, Gaelic?

Even better at 2x speed 😂

Its like watching a Danny Boyle Trainspotting audition.

Ah the monthly meeting of the minds descending into violence just earlier they were discussing Dostoyevsky over a game of backgammon 🤦🏻‍♂️

I am from a town on the outskirts of Glasgow, and even I dont have a clue what language they are speaking.

what language?

That poor dog man. I just wanty give it massive kisses and cuddles man 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@trishtrish9713

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna take it home😅

@MrSpookyLover

2 жыл бұрын

Love how Scots especially young men there say 'man' I kinda really like it 'shitebag' 'fucking mongrel', less so 😂😂😂

The rarely spotted Glaswegian owl called the Jakey.

@santoy1000

2 жыл бұрын

Rarely spotted ..?? Lol

«This one here is recooording…» = abrupt end 😁

What language are these "people" speaking exactly ? I cannot understand a word they are saying.

I can't understand what they are saying.

@zareh7740

2 жыл бұрын

They sound like there talking German. 😆😆😆😆

Legend has it they are still arguing to this day