It was a fact that in England you had more chance of being bitten by Suarez than being bitten by a shark!

@alexlyons5856

Жыл бұрын

I like that funny as fuck ha ha

@juliushardware7760

Жыл бұрын

I mean, ur not wrong

@Danshutt25

9 ай бұрын

I can back this 😂

@_eclipz_

7 ай бұрын

No lies detected! hahaha!

@chriswarr3676

7 ай бұрын

😂 😂

When you have teeth like Luis Suarez , it would be a crime NOT to bite people

@MillwallOlly

Жыл бұрын

He could eat an apple through a letter box.

@tonywilkinson6895

Жыл бұрын

Well said ya muppet!😂😂

@Kianmur

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@chrisreaney1980

Жыл бұрын

I've never tried a shoulder but Suarez must really like them.

@definty

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, be as much as a crime as a sharks becoming vegans.

10:00 john lewis is a chain of department stores in the UK, known for christmas adverts that make you cry.

On behalf of the admired, we salute you. You're not a dumb American, you're just enjoying British/English tradition and I admire you for being so invested in it. Thank you

@thomasskinner2259

Жыл бұрын

check out cowdenbeath v east fife song if u can find it n nrealy funny Rangers fan scotland

You're right. The 4-0 was about the opposite team winning.. And the let's pretend we scored a goal chant was at the same match

@KarateRabbit101

2 ай бұрын

but he said the home fans were singing it was the away fans

When Suarez biting was in the news and the debate was how many matches he should be banned for......... my mum said "don't ban him, just pull his teeth out"

@becca8225

Жыл бұрын

Your mum's a funny woman :)

john terry smashed his team mate wayne bridge's missus. lampard wasnt involved in that, but the fans sang it at him as a threat like "he's allready done it to one of his mates, you could be next". they all played for chelsea together

Regarding us still having fun when we are losing: Being British you get used to feeling a sort of constant, low grade disappointment, about life in general. We are never happier than when we have something to have a good old moan about, which is why we secretly love our weather. 😂 Also if you google Mesut ozil you will get it...he has fairly large, protruding eyes.

@godlovesyou1995

Жыл бұрын

Yea we often default to a sort of slightly disappointed/tired/annoyed. Good thing is tho this makes almost anything that happens a good thing in comparison.

@bensmith1689

Жыл бұрын

@@godlovesyou1995 yup. A cup of tea and a nice sit down can be the highlight of the day...

@godlovesyou1995

Жыл бұрын

@@bensmith1689 exactly bro XD. Also if ur used to disappointment u can find it funny and relate

@blackbob3358

Жыл бұрын

Do'nt presume every "Brit" thinks like you, mr "smith". I f/kin do'nt. Cut it out, it's lazy.

@MaryB-tx2xq

Жыл бұрын

Bill Baileys “how are you? “Not too bad, mustn’t grumble, all things considered”

Suarez could eat an apple through a tennis racket

Most of these require context unfortunately, for example, John Terry had an affair with his teammate Wayne Bridges wife, which was a huge scandal, so all his teammates (Lampard) were on guard.

@drigerdranzer7514

Жыл бұрын

One of seventeen and a half women according to a meme. "How the f*CK can you shag half a woman?"

@shedend3066

Жыл бұрын

Except that he didn’t - Wayne Bridge wasn’t even married and it was never proven

@codheadhunter

Жыл бұрын

@Shed End Ok, cheated on this wife with Wayne Bridges girlfriend... close enough. And it was proven, Wayne himself said so which led to the handshake snub.

@shedend3066

Жыл бұрын

You’re getting closer however Wayne and his girlfriend had already split up - she denies any affair with Captain, Leader, Legend JT

@drigerdranzer7514

Жыл бұрын

@@codheadhunter So that's the half wife mentioned in the meme. Thanks for putting it in context. I only saw it on the meme with all his female, racist, financial etc escapades listed.

''Fat Granny Shagger'' was aimed at Wayne Rooney. I think it made the papers that he had done just that.

@phillyb8347

Жыл бұрын

He used to frequent a brothel in Liverpool and the 'lady' he used to 'visit' was affectionately called 'old slag'

My favourite from the away end with a quiet home crowd, is a good "We forgot that you were here" 😄

i love that you looked up the context

Best chant ever was in Scotland which was aimed at the then rangers goalkeeper Andy goram who had been diagnosed with schizophrenia. The chant was "there's only two Andy gorams"

There’s a shop in the UK called “John Lewis” so that’s why they called out Lennel John-Lewis for having a name similar to the shop brand in the UK.

Luis Suarez is 90% calcium

Luis suarez was gold to the PL, one of the best players who have ever played in the league

Luis Suarez makes mike Tyson look like red riding hood but what a football player

I like this new Detective Boomer, sometimes the research behind it is funnier than the chant.

@billbraxton183

Жыл бұрын

Just no! Boring AF!

@jakeclough8090

Жыл бұрын

@@billbraxton183yeah we disagree with you bill get out of here

@eclectica1

Жыл бұрын

@@billbraxton183 You're on you're own with that one.

@chriscjad

Жыл бұрын

@@billbraxton183 disagree with you there Bill!

@kianhardwick

Жыл бұрын

@@billbraxton183 nope it simply adds context to the chant and allows him to enjoy it more. 99% disagree with u.

Suarez is also an Olympic Apple Bobbing Champion !!🤣🤣🤣

Suarez is one of the great pupils of "shithousery" , a very vital part of football.

@simonn2045

Жыл бұрын

King should watch a high and low lights video of him

Always good when you have to scroll down to find the disciplinary offences in question

Luis Suarez was one hell of a goal scorer tho, you should watch a compilation of him

@PK-eg8yz

Жыл бұрын

He's also a racist POS and that shouldn't be overlooked because he was decent at kicking a ball. Nothing but a scumbag just like his teamates and fan who wore the tshirts defending his racism

@chrisdawe3293

Жыл бұрын

Good player just a disgusting human being

@madyottoyotto3055

Жыл бұрын

I searched for a Suarez compilation and found a video showing all the surgeries his teeth caused lol 🤣

@dannjp75

Жыл бұрын

7 goals in 2 games v Norwich. 7 unbelievable goals too.

@paulmiller570

Жыл бұрын

@@madyottoyotto3055 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The "let's all do the Wenger" I think was one you'd definitely overlook purely due to lack of context. but at the time was so hilarious they highlighted it on Match of the Day (Which rarely happens). It was in mockery of Arsen Wenger who managed Arsenal at the time. He was known for exaggerated gesticulations with his arms and getting pissy (He was also generally a pretty common target for mockery due to his absurd behaviour and comments... and for being unforgivably French).

Suarez is just a top tier shithouser. Shithousing is winding up your opponents by any means necessary. He spent years doing it at Liverpool and we loved him for it (also the many ridiculous goals he scored helped). After he left, he came back to play against us with Barcelona. There is a tradition in football where if you score against your former team you don't celebrate as a sign of respect. He said beforehand that if he scored he wouldn't hold back, and sure enough he celebrated and he also did his best to wind up and irritate our players. Some Liverpool fans got mad, but to me it's like getting wet in the rain and getting angry at the clouds. One of his most infamous moments wasn't even a bite, Uruguay were in the world cup quarter final against Ghana. In the last few minutes of extra time Ghana had a shot on goal. With the goalkeeper out of position it was going in, until Suarez put his hand out and stopped it. As he expected, he was immediately sent off and Ghana got a penalty, but they missed it. The game then went to a penalty shootout and Uruguay won. To this day he refuses to apologise. Make your own judgement, but you can see both sides. I think FIFA should have brought in a rule after this that if a similar situation occurs, the goal is given rather than a penalty because the temptation to cheat for your team would just be too much. A lot more players than would admit it would definitely do the same.

@eclectica1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, an automatic goal under those circumstances would be the equivalent of rugby's penalty try.

The dance at the end was the Liverpool team on a night out... The song is about two footballer brothers Kolo and Yaya Toure. Kolo was playing for liverpool and in that group dancing. The guy at the front in the black shirt is their all-time great captain Steven Gerrard (who was referenced as having slipped on his arse at the start of the video).

@captvimes

Жыл бұрын

kolo didnt play for Liverpool at the time they were both playing for Manchester City which was why City fans were singing it.

Yeh you were right, you Were pronouncing Ajax wrong🤦🏻‍♂️😂But you recognised/realised that, and pronounced it perfectly with no guidance!👌👏👏then carried on pronouncing it wrong.....🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂😂💜

Suarez made a hattrick with his teeth. 3 different players, countries and competitions. That's... Something.

Granny shagger thing is aimed at Wayne Rooney, he had/has form for liking elder women.

the biting reveal was hilarious 😂😂

It's better when you go to a game and both sets of fans are having a go at each other . A football club is for life and there are always good and bad times so fans make the best of it .

I remember a story in 2014. A guy in england bet, that Luis Suarez will bites someone in the tournement and he won a few thousand pounds🤣🤣🤣

Luis Suarez has bitten 3 footballers, which means professional footballers are statistically more likely to be bitten by Suarez than by a shark.

Suarez has been given lengthy bans on at least two occasions for eating his opponents! But since Video Assistant Referee has been brought in, he's turned vegetarian

Yes. It is that second attempt at the Ajax pronunciation. Getting there 💪👏

The chants can be brutal zero effs given. Always hilarious

The Lenell John-Lewis chant is a reference to a store here in the UK called John Lewis.

John Lewis is a name of a popular shopping store in UK.

Great video again, as a huge football fan it would be cool to see more content. There's a huge market for football content! ⚽

That dance at 2:02 is just man city fans normally, they haven't quite reached the final stage of evolution like the rest of us

The wife's a big fan of muff diving and actively encourages it when I'm playing around the box.

The last one was actually the Liverpool football team lead by captain Steve Gerrard years ago

Intro had me creasing with laughter 🤣

love the mid reaction research so that you understand and can see why it is funny :) keep it up boss

the two times where you're chortling with laughter sells this video.

A really good shop in the Uk is called John Lewis it sells tvs clothes, perfume, home products etc

I enjoyed you taking the time to look up stuff you didn't understand. Tip for searching a web page, I think if you hit control and F and type the key word like 'bite' it will take you to the instances where that text appears. Lets you quickly home in on the specific info your looking for.

Suarez would have been out of football on his arse but he was so brilliant it was forgiven, the song about him was Liverpool fans and the we hate mancs was Liverpool too, Terry was bonking a team mates wife behind his back.

Luis Suarez memes are top class 😂

@madyottoyotto3055

Жыл бұрын

Narr they don't have the same bite they used to

from a massive football fan (not for much longer supporting a rubbish football team) love that you are taking a intrest keep up with the exelant vidios.

That fucking Gerrard chant will always piss me off... the Palace game is why we lost, not the slip of one of the greatest ever midfielders to grace the pitch.

@billbraxton183

Жыл бұрын

Steve Gerard, all time great. Loves Liverpool, but put in a transfer request? Won loads too, greatest ever lol!

@ajaxlewis7664

Жыл бұрын

@@billbraxton183 He did win a lot 😁 and has some of the best long shots you will ever see, you clown. I bet you just play FIFA and have shirts from multiple clubs...

@billbraxton183

Жыл бұрын

I never said he didn't, if you actually properly read my post. Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league?

@ajaxlewis7664

Жыл бұрын

@@billbraxton183 I did read your post. You don't once mention the Premier League. Also you came across as sarcastic.

@billbraxton183

Жыл бұрын

Again, greatest ever lol. No doubt he was a good player in an average Liverpool team. Never did much for England either. Not fit to lace Roy Keane's boots.

When episode 2 of Benidorm coming out?

There is a uk department store name John Lewis

John Terry had a thing with his England team mate Wayne Bridge's wife back in 2010. When the two players met on opposing sides for their club teams, Bridge refused to shake Terry's hand at the beginning of the game as customary by all players, so it kinda confirmed what was reported to have occurred.

Basically for the shop one John Lewis is a name of a shop 😂

john lewis is a department store in uk

Yeah Ajax is pronounced Eyeaxe & when there're no goals it's pronounced as nil

Normally the footy chants are to do with something someone in the team or the manager has done or been caught doing etc. anything to get a rise lol

we need more football reactions

Hey @KingBoomer the chant about Yaya, Yaya /Kolo, Kolo Toure is Man City fans singing about two African brothers that played for them at the time, Yaya and Kolo Touré!

Great intro Muppet king. 😂👍🇬🇧

John Lewis is a store in the uk

The wrong person played the character Hannibal in the films, it should have been Luis Suarez.

I like King Boomer's theory that Luis Suarez's tendency to bite opponents was some kind of revenge for having parts of his ears bitten off as a child.

Love these brilliant. It's a wonder there's no chant video of Liverpool an man utd when we was beat 7-0. 7 fkn nil. I was nearly in tears an if there's a video of it I've yet to find it

Loving the reactions mate!! Can you please react to football factory? Or green street?

Or an Elizabethan collar(for a dog) around Suarez's neck (to stop him from biting) All in all, so far, he's bitten 3........... 1) Branislav Ivanovic 2) Olman Bakkal 3) Giorgio Chileni

You need to watch "Buxton vs Bradford PA" the andy brownrigg chant is incredible

Yes Karl Pilkinton is a sound guy very funny 😊😅

Great video & your not dumb,but Luis suarez is still a great footballer,& the goals he scored were amazing.True he bit people probably a little hungry.

Suarez makes Hannibal Lecter look like an amateur.

Noticed your enjoying a lot of the football chants you really need to watch the movie Green Street. Would be a good reaction for us Muppet fans 👍😅

he also apparently bit branaslav Ivanovic Liverpool vs chelsea

And if you think that's wild. Suarez once clasped his teeth and rolled about after one of those incidents. Attempting to get the bitee sent off for harming him.

Luis Suarez aka Mr Ed 🤣🤣

I agree, I don’t know who can hate Karl Pilkington

Luis Suarez - his teeth are offside

But I love your researches on him in the video......and your reactions

John Lewis [Partnership] is a chain of department stores, and also have a supermarket subsidiary called Waitrose.

there was a newspaper story about john terry sleeping with a lot of his Chelsea team mates wife behind their back

Liking the new intro

The funny thing about Luis Suarez is that when he bit the other player he then tried to cry to the refs that the player he bit hurt his teeth.

john lewis is the name of a department store

I like it when you research on screen, just to bouble check

John Lewis is a posh shop here in the uk so the crowd took the piss out of he's name 😊😅

Just so you know. John Lewis is a big department store chain in the UK

hello hello hello, king and queen boomer, ive been following your channel a while now and ime loving it mate. ive got a little list of stuff for you both to react to, i know you like al murray so type in the pub landlord al murrays happy hour, its his talk show, also mrs browns boys, i am shit at spelling and cant be arsed to correct it so bare with me, oh ye check out rab c nesbit, you will need subtitles as it is raw glasweigen . ENJOY YOU MUPPET HAHAHA

john terry was sleeping with his team mates (wayne bridge) girl friend French model Vanessa Perroncel

What happened to the latest react of Man Down ? Have we seen one ?

John Terry was known to play away. There’s a famous incident involving his best friend or shall we says his former best friend. When they met on the pitch on opposing sides, the guy wouldn’t shake John Terry’s hand at the start of the game.

Suarez bit an oppenent

I’d love it if you could react to “Stuggy vines” they’re absolutely hilarious

John Terry imposed the super-injunction on a Sunday newspaper after hearing it was going to publish a story about his affair with lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel, then the girlfriend of his England teammate, Wayne Bridge. The courts lifted the gag order and the affair was revealed, costing him the England captaincy.

Suarez was a human pac-man. I actually believe Mike Tyson started following him on twitter after the second biting incident. Tbf he was a proper dirty player but he did bring a good bit of character and drama to the Premier league. It's all a bit boring now that we don't have people like Duncan Ferguson, Skrtel, Fellaini, Cantona ect.

I think you should do a video on the Isle of Man TT would be good to see your reaction to the speed and the crashes

Some people take their team losing really badly, but most of us just have fun with it and like to joke and rib each other

The most annoying part of John Terry is .... that's my name back to front lmao

John Lewis is a department store in Britain

Nice to see the mighty Stoke City get a mention. UP THE MIGHTY POTTERS

John Lewis is a store (shop) in UK