Poor guy. The pie burned because you recordered the edges instead of fluted them.

@CaptainScout

Жыл бұрын

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@static_motion

Жыл бұрын

Why the blin is it called a recorder if it doesn't record anything?

@AlexSDU

Жыл бұрын

@@static_motion Beat me. We called it recorder too back in the 1980's.

@Phantom1356

Жыл бұрын

Hey, even a master chef like Boris can make an honest mistake like that. Honestly, I don't think the foil was loose enough.

@georg727

Жыл бұрын

Он перепутал Фаренгейт с Цельсий

The flute part straight up murdered me

@GundamReviver

Жыл бұрын

Hello officer? I would like to report a mass murder because it got me too 😂

@Nezul

Жыл бұрын

same

@fbeet436

Жыл бұрын

but to be honest, what should he actually have done?

@AxDhan

Жыл бұрын

it was so unexpected and so funny

@Valtekken

Жыл бұрын

@@fbeet436 Gonna be real with you, never in my life have I heard "flute" used as a verb so I have no idea

I had my mom watch this, she is 72 yrs old and she loved it. She laughed until she cried real tears and she kept saying "he's so smart".

@lua-nya

Жыл бұрын

He truly is.

@ironswordman

Жыл бұрын

Check your ma, she may be KGB agent, agent B.A.B.U.S.H.K.A.

@RhubarbEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

And my god she was right

@ChuckDeniyo

11 ай бұрын

cool

@ekramer2478

11 ай бұрын

@@ironswordman My Mom God rest her was amazing with languages. Did not know until I was in my late thirties that her first was actually Hungarian as it was spoken in her (AMERICAN) home! She would say she did not speak a language. One day she said she did not speak Russian. And I caught her doing just that. I always suspected...

This man really put a pie in a 300 degree CELCIUS oven (572F) and smoked out his place just to take the piss out of people. I appreciate the dedication to snide content

@fluffinmcpuffin1879

Жыл бұрын

Me too.

@Morjensful

Жыл бұрын

Died at flute

@djpupsik98

Жыл бұрын

Europeans cannot take a grip onto imperial measurement, seriously, how should i bake a pie at 3.65 m16a4 degrees?!

@techstuff9198

Жыл бұрын

@@Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water Fahrenheit is percentage of human toleration. 110F? Too hot, even if it is entirely survivable, you'll be miserable. 65F? A little cool. -40? shit's cold!

@actualalula

10 ай бұрын

@@techstuff9198look, celcius is universal-10 = cold af 0 = cold 10 = chilly 20 = warm 30 = not so hot 40 = un survivable

The "flute the edges" part had me dying like Boris dying from apple smoke.

@spooky4124

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@chicoL7

Жыл бұрын

It was serious genius. I really did roll on the floor laughing.

@Aileil

Жыл бұрын

@@chicoL7 I laughed suddenly enough that my cat hid under the bed.

@Da_Shark

Жыл бұрын

I have not laughed this hard in YEARS

@SharnLugonn

Жыл бұрын

Tbh that was the first thing that came to my mind. What else could fluting the edges mean?

9:10 "The top seems to be bubbling and it's rock solid at the same time" Boris is so good of a chef that his cooking achived a new state of matter

@LiveNishikiyamaReaction

Жыл бұрын

Hes created a second elephants foot

@notaaron69

Жыл бұрын

The state of matter being plasma

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826

11 ай бұрын

Food at triple-point, incredible

@huistelefoon5375

11 ай бұрын

Triple point crust 👌

@Whiterobot12

10 ай бұрын

@@LiveNishikiyamaReaction 💀💀💀💀💀💀

The fact that Boris is actually capable of making a perfect apple pie and still baked that abominable monstruosity only to amuse us, is AMAZING.

@mozxz

10 ай бұрын

I mean, if he just guessed his way through, or made a Slav version, it would probably have been perfectly alright, but when you have to use vague measurements, and terrible description, its no wonder he ended up with that result.

300° Celsius lol lmao good one In this episode: Boris creates Elephant's Foot with the help of imperial units.

@michaely7730

Жыл бұрын

*almost hot enough to melt lead* WHY WON'T IT GO UP- *admires the "golden brown"*

@sundaedog

Жыл бұрын

i was crying inside lol

@liger04

Жыл бұрын

@@michaely7730 *runs for another half hour* *most of the pie has vaporized, boris places partially formed diamond on bathroom rack* This is why Boris is truly a master of cooking.

@tbg8365

Жыл бұрын

Ohh, I didn't catch that

@jwalster9412

Жыл бұрын

"what do you mean I wasn't supposed to bake with my UV oven, that's all we have in Russia!"

This video is: ✅ Life Changing ✅ Informative ✅ Inspiring ✅ Heartwarming ✅ Useful ✅ Calming ✅ Enjoyable

@lavasqrl702

Жыл бұрын

This may be a bot, but it's spitting facts.

@dannebrydigej4860

Жыл бұрын

@@lavasqrl702 i am not a bot blyat !

@lavasqrl702

Жыл бұрын

@@dannebrydigej4860 Sorry, some bots do this exact thing.

@DontTouchMahPie

Жыл бұрын

not sure about the part calming

@Birchifyed

Жыл бұрын

Jag bryr mig hur mycket jag vill Danne.

his dry ass humour makes me laugh unreasonably hard like “anymore tips? blackberries grow in the wild…thank you” actually had me on the floor

@orangesquids119

Жыл бұрын

DONT TRUST BOTS BUDDY

@BrianLTU

Жыл бұрын

@@orangesquids119 bots can go on dick.

@orangesquids119

Жыл бұрын

@@BrianLTU yeah they should

@MrFreemanPolish

Жыл бұрын

I am the first one thousand like

Boris: "Will be a bit raw at the end." Pie: *Turns into napalm minutes later*

@nerfgunguy4575

4 ай бұрын

it looks so good, the smell must be incredible!

@mollusckscramp4124

3 ай бұрын

@@nerfgunguy4575 The fact that his whole house must've smelled like that for a month after truly exemplifies his dedication to his craft

"Tart apples, i thought you weren't allowed to use that word anymore" -As usual, Boris never disappoints

You cooking other nations recipes could be a really good series Boris! Like national dishes and shiz

@YuzuOtonashi

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more. He should look up recipe online and attempt the recipe

@cygnusx-1855

Жыл бұрын

How about making other nation cuisine but with Slavic touch and stuff.

@Jeff.78

Жыл бұрын

He's done both in past videos.

@CoinSilver800

Жыл бұрын

Canada: Poutine or Nanaimo bar

@jurtheorc8117

Жыл бұрын

Wonder what he'd make of hutspot (Dutch stuff). Personally i can't stomach the stuff as is, and I AM Dutch.

The flute absolutely ended my life until he put the oven on 300 celsius when I started SCREAMING. My husband ran in to see what was wrong just in time for him to lose it when Boris started ladling out the "soup". omg, i need to watch this like 10 more times. Seriously made my night

@orangesquids119

Жыл бұрын

Don't trust the bot its not Boris

@idjtoal

Жыл бұрын

Five hundred and seventy degrees, for a pie, lol.

@shmillbe3390

Жыл бұрын

Why would you actually scream, you sound annoying

@Nater2204

Жыл бұрын

I love how this is the only interaction you have on KZread.

@RaspK

Жыл бұрын

I am a scientist and technologist by training, and I despise how people omit the unit (°F vs. °C) with a vengeance; sure, when you are familiar with the two scales, you can tell what it most likely is referring to, but even seasoned users may have problems with unfamiliar recipes in the region around the figure 200, because it's where breads and pies are baked in degrees centigrade, and it's where meats and some more custard- or pudding-like desserts are baked in degrees Fahrenheit, so if you are not sure where something is meant to be headed and especially if you don't understand the two scales, you can fuck things up. Also, because you are always supposed to mention what the unit actually is.

I appreciate the commitment to the bit of nearly setting your place on fire to make joke.

@Just-Some-Helium

3 ай бұрын

Or his sheer commitment to build a whole ass shelf for the cake.

That 5 sticks of butter line had me in tears.

We crossed right into unhinged insanity, and I'm all for it. This is a man with nothing to lose anymore.

@ladysemphia007

Жыл бұрын

I don’t. I like his old videos where he made jokes while cooking and actually made something appetizing instead of just waisting/ruining food.

@vkarvanzer4243

Жыл бұрын

@@ladysemphia007 Nono, he's simply following the American recipe of Apple Pie

@teernomukherjee5145

Жыл бұрын

He's turning into HowToBasic

@yanivproselkov4555

Жыл бұрын

@@ladysemphia007 Those aren't his "old videos". His "old videos" are utter unhinged gopnik insanity.

@darkoracle7534

Жыл бұрын

@@ladysemphia007 Too bad he's being curb stomped by KZread, so he's just going crazy for the fun of doing so. Sure, his old videos were enjoyable, I agree, but there is no harm in just having brainless fun every now and then.

As an American, I can confirm that he executed the traditional recipe with exact precision.

@obscure_munnerz6917

Жыл бұрын

same here, especially the part where he cooked the pie at 572° Fahrenheit for 30 minutes

@ukasz4684

Жыл бұрын

@@obscure_munnerz6917 well, the recipe didn't say if its Celcius or Fahrenheit. If the point of this whole recipe book is to sell it abroad then it should be more carefully described

@ShockingPikachu

Жыл бұрын

@@obscure_munnerz6917 It just said degrees and considering 99% of the world use Celcius, why would you assume it was a different measurement?

@yap8717

Жыл бұрын

@@ShockingPikachu Because it is an american book

@standunitedorfall1863

Жыл бұрын

With "executed" being the key word, lol.

I died when Boris brought the bathroom rack and decided to build it, cool rack indeed xD

@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945

Жыл бұрын

I died when Boris did the recorder

I never expected you to actually use that book 😂. Perfectly executed apple pie

Boris almost set his kitchen on fire for us, what a madlad

@Nadaters

Жыл бұрын

I wish he actually made it instead of burning it as a joke

@orangesquids119

Жыл бұрын

Don't trust the scam its not Boris

@Beencheeling

Жыл бұрын

Misipipi river

"And probably 5 sticks of butter knowing its origin" Truer words have never been spoken 👏

@TrineDaely

Жыл бұрын

Makes you want to take him to a fair in the south for some down home deep fried anything, doesn't it?

@stevenpowellii5617

Жыл бұрын

God forbid he ever meets Paula Deen

@looksirdroids9134

Жыл бұрын

@@TrineDaely No it doesn't. The southern states are the worst states in the entire country and the people are the worst people. All bible thumpers, all racist and all stupid.

@notcat56

Жыл бұрын

@@TrineDaely Wait till boris finds out about deep fried butter

@TrineDaely

Жыл бұрын

@@notcat56 IKR?

6:11 he's done it. He's finally remembered Maine-

@yoretabio4537

Жыл бұрын

I am happy too.

@yoretabio4537

Жыл бұрын

Missipippi was fine too.

I find it hilarious that we actually have individually wrapped sliced cheese. The best part is we call it American cheese.😂

"Whats next, whole frozen pie in grocer?!?" Ohhhhhhh boris, when you come to America be sure to visit as many Walmarts as you can compadre.

@Jeff.78

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. You can find almost anything, almost anywhere...ahhhhh, Capitalism! ✌️😎🍻

@Tenkov

Жыл бұрын

Are we talking walmart after 9pm or before 9pm?

@avlawns3037

Жыл бұрын

@@Tenkov does it really matter aside from the smell?

@bigfootguru86

Жыл бұрын

@@Tenkov either way the people there make you want to floor it into a wall at 80 mph

@nesamdoom

Жыл бұрын

skip walmart, just call a bakery and tell them you want a pie. pick it up when you want and don't bother with anything else.

It hurts me on a physical and emotional level, please do more.

@orangesquids119

Жыл бұрын

please, please don't trust the scam report it

@hearthatbird

Жыл бұрын

The cooking or the recipe?

@mlminto

Жыл бұрын

@@orangesquids119 they almost got me.

@cam4636

Жыл бұрын

@@mlminto Gurl are you serious You will never win anything in a random youtube comment. For that matter, never click a link that doesn't look like a named website that you trust.

@mlminto

Жыл бұрын

@@cam4636 Gurl?

😂 "OH MY BLIN WE STUCK OIL" that one broke me the most 🤣Man I can't, we love ya so much Comrade Boris ❤

Between the constant coughing after cooking pie at 300 C and the "we struck oil!" joke, I couldn't stop laughing! Boris is always way too funny!

This is hilarious but as an amateur American cook, wow, it hurts me right in the imperial system

@jessegroman5008

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Imperial is stupid. I am teaching my kids metric.

@marc7817

Жыл бұрын

inches are terrible, it's why in high level of measurement in science everybody uses cm m

@Backroad_Junkie

Жыл бұрын

Of course 9 inches is equal to a meter....

@nunyabidness3429

Жыл бұрын

blame Britian for introducing it to the world and then pulling out at the last second.

@initialyeet3951

Жыл бұрын

@@marc7817 SI units are best units

Boris this pie would never make it past customs, they would know you’re eastern spy right away!

@ubergamer0198

Жыл бұрын

Honestly? It looked passable, until Celsius happened.

@Reinsworth

Жыл бұрын

@@ubergamer0198 u American aliens are the weirdos for using fahrewhatthefuckitthat

@angelousmortis8041

Жыл бұрын

@@ubergamer0198 I mean... It's not exactly pie shaped.... Sssssoooo.... Not really.

@VexChoccyMilk

Жыл бұрын

@@angelousmortis8041 Is barely a tart.

@mlminto

Жыл бұрын

Do you think this is a real deal, and not someone pretending to be Boris? I was "chosen", also. Did you respond to him on Telegram?

I discovered your channel a few weeks ago, Fluting the edges has to be the FUNNIEST goid damn thing ive seen in forever. BLIN!

Lmao, he said "from the river of Massapeepee"🤣🤣🤣 Boris speaks damn good English and he plays around like he can't read it, lol. He's a trip ain't he... I'd love to hang out with this guy. He'd probably have me busting out laughing every couple minutes! He puts out some awesome content tho, for real. Respect from the States, Boris 🫡 Be Well, my friend ✌🏼

I work at American supermarket and can confirm everything can be bought pre-pared

@emissarygw2264

Жыл бұрын

Pre-peared?

@initialyeet3951

Жыл бұрын

Prepared

@ODST_Parker

Жыл бұрын

How can the pears possibly be bought pre-peared?

@lynnpayne6262

Жыл бұрын

As an American Babushka, I will tell you, we all use what's pre made for at least part of the recipe. The crust is a pain to make from scratch. I make my own filling but not the cheese or ice cream for the top. That is all from the store.

@lynnpayne6262

Жыл бұрын

@@ODST_Parker The fruit is in the freezer section all cut up and ready to season as you like. The seeds, stems and peels are already gone .

As someone that makes a lot of apple pie from scratch, I can't wait to see how this turns out. Update: I was not disappointed. Boris baking at 300 C was pretty funny. It should have been baked at 176 C. Burnt beyond recognition lol

@Seventh-

Жыл бұрын

😰

@christianhviid2167

Жыл бұрын

I mean, to be fair this is an accurate representation of the rest of the worlds relationship with your freedom unit measurement system when we encounter it

@mikkodarobloxian6316

Жыл бұрын

it looked like a volcano LOL

@Blue-Lord

Жыл бұрын

@@christianhviid2167 especially when they don't separate °F from °C and just put a fucking ° there like, why would you bake it at an angle?

@nesamdoom

Жыл бұрын

@@christianhviid2167 I've no clue hot hot 300C is but it sounds extreme as fuck. 300Freedomunit seems more like baking a pie.

"This is what you get for cooking stuff below designated temperature...!" I lost it at that point:)

I love when he angry and you can’t tell wether it’s Russian or English.

Boris has gone full fuck-it mode, if it had to come to this, it had to come to this.

@raznaak

Жыл бұрын

Well, have you seen his last video? It explains a bit this one...

@callmefox630

Жыл бұрын

Boris has woken up 3 days ago, and has chosen violence.

@XH1927

Жыл бұрын

@@callmefox630 Everyone who is truly woke chooses violence. It's the only answer

@radialorbits

Жыл бұрын

This is more like the OG Boris vids I subscribed for

@panzerofthelake

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, he has gone full Boris

now this is the boris content i subscribed for edit: the flute gag absolutely fucking sent me. when you whipped out that recorder i started laughing harder than i have in literal years

@jessegd6306

Жыл бұрын

Looked more like a Recorder to me but I presume he does not have access to traditional flute and must make do.

@Methylated_

Жыл бұрын

@@jessegd6306 ahhh. But one must start on recorder then graduate to flute😊

@skeptic_lemon

Жыл бұрын

@@jessegd6306 why do they even call it a recorder

@duck1951

Жыл бұрын

same here

@jessegd6306

Жыл бұрын

@@skeptic_lemon I have no idea and it still annoys me to this day.

" and five sticks of butter knowing its origin" killed me lmfao

Boris, you have brought joy back into my life - as an expat american living in New Zealand the fact that you forgot to use a celsius converter on purpose just made me roll on the floor laughing XD

Man i was so not prepared for the flute, Boris got me good there hahaha

@giraffesinc.2193

Жыл бұрын

A new Boris classic!

I appreciate Boris almost burning down his kitchen to make a burnt pastry for comedy and even more appreciative that he still has a home afterwards

@orangesquids119

Жыл бұрын

Don't trust the scam I'm trying to warn as much people as possible

@Supponit

Жыл бұрын

@@orangesquids119 ok

@burlygaming210

Жыл бұрын

@@Supponit Burnt pastry? He made a delicious cool American Apple Pie without burning it what got burnt?

This is the shit we want to see. We respect the effort boris❤️

"Nut pie, i tought it was a children book" You know boris sometimes your humour is so smooth you nearly not notice it, but when you do it is exrtemely amusing

@Jeff.78

Жыл бұрын

Another reason why we love him

@ponkitss

Жыл бұрын

So true. I've been watching anonymously for like 2 years. I truly love the humor

I can't understand why KZread doesn't reccomend your videos, they're masterpieces

@egghgfe6116

Жыл бұрын

I actually found this through my recommended

@datpudding5338

Жыл бұрын

he's getting algorithm'd by the youtube gods and susan. Not marketable enough, too irregular and whatnot

@randomstranger9849

Жыл бұрын

youtube

@FUNKOfilms

Жыл бұрын

@@datpudding5338 If you look at the timing, I guess it might also have something to do with the whole "Russia bad" thing and he just got swept up into it.

@datpudding5338

Жыл бұрын

@@FUNKOfilms Good point, probably both

When it was 300 degrees Celsius I died Also this is the funniest video I’ve ever watched I think ty Boris

Life has been rough lately, but this video made me laugh all those troubles away for a while. Thank you, Boris, you are a treasure.

Ironically the burnt top crust probably protected the inside filling from burning.

@Khunark

Жыл бұрын

seemed like it protected them from cooking at all

@GundamReviver

Жыл бұрын

@@Khunark nah that was because he had to put the oven to grill setting instead of hot air to even get it to go thst high, ironically making it lower. (except for the top part)

@zechsblack5891

Жыл бұрын

The classic American ablative pie heat shield, no doubt stolen from superior Soviet pie engineers by cunning spy.

@kubaGR8

Жыл бұрын

But why was the feeling water. Shouldn't it be solid, almost gel-like.

@tommcewan7936

Жыл бұрын

Well, that's pretty much why pies were originally invented, way back when ovens were little more than a heap of bricks with a fire raging underneath with no kind of accurate temperature control at all. You didn't *eat* the pastry crust after you cooked it unless you were really starving; it was mostly just sacrificial protection for the filling.

The funniest part about all this to me is that he could completely ignore the recipe and make a great apple pie, but he's committed to the bit too hard to turn back 😆

@unit1473

Жыл бұрын

The man knows his audience

so, i recently found out that "blin" means pancake, so when he was dotting the pie with butter (5:29), he was saying "i bless you in the name of the holy pancake" 😂😂

One Boris to rule them all. Never change my friend, you are special.

"what is this, a nut pie? I thought this was a children's book blyat" ABSOLUTELY SLAYING, Let's gooo Boris is back!

The fact you know what you are doing, yet still willing to almost burn down your kitchen for the joke is amazing Boris. Appreciate you and stay cheeki breeki out there.

@lua-nya

Жыл бұрын

Americans eat burnt pies, yes?

@jonathanwells223

11 ай бұрын

@@lua-nya only in Missipipi

@denisl2760

11 ай бұрын

@@jonathanwells223 mippissisi

@theother1s220

10 ай бұрын

He must be moving soon.

This was brilliant. My wife & I couldn't stop laughing. The "pie rack" was gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Boris! we appreciate so many new videos and the creativeness seen within. longtime viewer returning to the homeland. thank you com-rad.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you for a great beginning to 2023.

@eraimattei

Жыл бұрын

I'm dying absolutely. This is just so good

@vaulttekka5083

Жыл бұрын

dude I couldn't breath for a while, I haven't laughed that hard for a video in a very long time

@Janyedoe

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I was afraid my neighbours would come knocking on my door😨. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks, Boris!

@tekoma6085

Жыл бұрын

one of the funniest videos ive seen in a LOOOOONNNNGGGGG time...had me laughing with his finger measurements of 1 inch...making a 3 1/2 foot AMERICAN APPLE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FFS I spit out my food when you burned that π a second time 😂

@EdibleFuture

Жыл бұрын

Not a cake

@skelethrone666

Жыл бұрын

I spat twice:D first when he pull out hair dryer and second when he started playing flute:D

@Tom-en9tc

Жыл бұрын

@@EdibleFuture am sorry

@Error-33

Жыл бұрын

ikr that was so funny lmao i dont usually even laugh while watching yt vids but this literally killed me with laughter lmfao

@EdibleFuture

Жыл бұрын

@@Tom-en9tc it is very much ok ( BTW that edit is gold )

I came to check up on your channel, and it was a great choice, I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time, the flute part got me dead

This video was my introduction to you, and i already love your channel! New sub gained ❤

the "dot with butter" part had me laughing like crazy

@twaddte

Жыл бұрын

@@Lifeofborise1 fake ass lmao

As an American and a person who is fond of pie, I laughed so damn hard at this whole video. Glorious and entertaining.

The fluting of the pie made me actually laugh out loud.

Amazing video! It only happened like three times before where I watched a video alone in my room and laughed out loud, this video made me do it three times more. Well done!

"nut pie I thought this was a children's book" 💀 💀 💀

@Real_Russellbrand

Жыл бұрын

@Lifeofborise

The 350° had me in tears; damn imperial units. Your commitment is remarkable.

@koiyujo1543

Жыл бұрын

Lmao yea I mean as an American imperial units are still useful

@toilet_cleaner_man

Жыл бұрын

@@koiyujo1543 they work quite well for baking because usually the measurements are imprecise anyways because your supposed to go by feel, not by exact written amounts, so a baseline of "1 drinking cup of flour" is fine because you will need more anyways as you knead.

@timurdos

Жыл бұрын

@@toilet_cleaner_man in baking precise measurements are a must. it's the meat/veggies that can take a mistake of half a kilo and still be good. in baking messing up between 10 grams and 30 grams is death.

@thomgizziz

Жыл бұрын

no that is a mundane gag that is way overdone... boris himself has done it multiple times. it should be played out but simple minds seem to be amused with the same thing over and over again .

@thomgizziz

Жыл бұрын

@@timurdos you dont bake much do you? very few recipes are going to be ruined by estimating.

This is probably my favourite piece of Boris content of all time, bloody amazing.

Brilliant, Love the literal humour of it all . Carry on Boris

After watching this, I think you would be perfect for the "translated 10 times recipes"

Yay more cooking for me to screw up then make some excuse to say it wasn't me the next one being, IT WAS NEIGHBOR VADIM!!

@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat

Жыл бұрын

Rejoice! If you follow this tutorial, you are guaranteed to burn your house down, so, you can't fail harder than that

@tolis0946

Жыл бұрын

Its always vadim ... Car not start ITS VADIMS FAULT Pc slow ITS VADIMS FAULT House cold ITS VADIMS FAULT BLYAT

Definitely this kind of videos makes me laugh as no others. Good to have you here Boris

The way that his fire alarm didn't even ATTEMPT to go off had me screaming.

No wonder the apple pie didn't turn out so well! You clearly used a recorder for the edges instead of a flute. Recording the edges trapped too much heat during the baking process, which is why the top crust turned out more darkened than golden brown. You should try with a flute next time, my friend, and you will immediately see (and taste) the difference.

Boris unhingedly baking an American Apple Pie is peak entertainment

@Backroad_Junkie

Жыл бұрын

Apple Pie is capitalistic spy!

boris. you are a true legend. this video of boris cooking is by far the best you’ve ever made. keep making them please.💪🏻

This got recommended to me. Very fun stuff. Keep making cooking content. That's what got me to sub to begin with years ago, easily your best content.

I love how Boris mockingly talks about "individually wrapped slices of cheese" and "pre-made pie" like those are actual things in the US, and they give me culture shock as well

@kuba_mar

Жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure individually wrapped slices of cheese are actually a thing somewhere, i remember seeing pictures of them.

@IgnisWings

Жыл бұрын

@@kuba_mar they are in the US, that much I know. Maybe in Spain too?

@beaneater6932

Жыл бұрын

ironically enough the slices of cheese i see that come individually wrapped are usually ones named "american cheese" name checks out

@beleata74

Жыл бұрын

@@IgnisWings I've seen a few in Bulgaria as well. Only in big supermarket chains though.

@Kumquat_Lord

Жыл бұрын

@@kuba_mar Kraft singles

Oh my God this is so chaotic. Boris, this makes me want to convert everything for you so you can actually have a good apple pie.

@MidoriMushrooms

Жыл бұрын

I can't even do metric so I can't blame him for not knowing/caring the book meant 350F...

@Jeff.Turtle

Жыл бұрын

@@MidoriMushrooms that's the joke

@jordicl4325

Жыл бұрын

@@MidoriMushrooms he knows, the funny part of the video comes from him willfully ignoring the freedom units existance. Btw, metric is extremely easy and intuitive, if you look it up for 5 minutes you will get it really fast, there is no bullshit conversions, just add a 0 or remove a 0.

@yo_mama6414

Жыл бұрын

I’d help but funny is a funny

@TrineDaely

Жыл бұрын

@@jordicl4325 Visualizing metric when you've grown up on imperial is decidedly not intuitive. I can easily visual a quarter mile, or a football field, or a yard. Converting that to metric or trying to visualize that in metric? Nightmare fuel. Trying to figure out someone's height in cm when I've always used feet and inches? Not happening. And yes, I insist on measuring a drive in the time it takes.

“everyone has apples in their garden!” “or their neighbors.”

Good to see you've grown the channel so much, was there at 15k subs or close to that, keep going👌

Some more American cooking from that cook book would be fun

@XtremeProHD

Жыл бұрын

surely

@srspeep

Жыл бұрын

The whole book, start to finish, however it goes :D

"any more tips..? Blackberries grow in the wild.. thank you." The delivery on that line was absolutely perfect!!!

0:33 how he yeeted the gaming pc 😂😂😂

Missed watching your channel keep up the great content!

"you can just hold on to the diabetes thank you" I'm dying 😆 And my man, this is the content I love. Unhinged and chaotic. Hell yeah.

Dude when you dotted the butter I laughed so hard that the soda I was drinking went right through my nose hahahaha well done

@orangesquids119

Жыл бұрын

Dont trust the scam like an idiot

We are blessed to have so much Boris. Also, I think I ruptured everything in my body laughing.

Honestly foreignors trying to make our confusing diabetic inducing food is always and will always be hilarious. Your hilarious Boris please give more of these good vids.

I've made a habit out of searching for your channel instead of waiting for it to appear in the recommended section, completely worth it.

Lol he makes this pie like he'd rather be fighting this pie in a parking lot at 3am

Make the European version: Apple strudel. My Bulgarian mother used to make strudel very often.

@yanisbaker881

Жыл бұрын

Funny enough apple pie is actually from the UK but don’t tell any Americans that

@Klinety66

Жыл бұрын

@@yanisbaker881 it's not American is it wasn't stolen.

@pRaX85815

Жыл бұрын

After he made this abomination? Please no. Have mercy.

@epicvas1965

Жыл бұрын

as a Bulgarian, apple strudel is very good

I really needed this pick-me-up today. Thank you! ^.^

I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. My wife dropped by during the mid part and asked me to also bake one for her. Then she saw the result.😂

I never knew that an American could get offended in the same way an Italian could, but I couldn't help but die inside every minute, thankyou boris, great video😅

@legio1942

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it's only fair. American cookbooks really do be like this, either asking me to buy bunch of premade stuff, or some esoteric stuff like corn syrup. Like, how do you even turn corn into syrup, and why? So we both suffer equally.

@laslw

11 ай бұрын

​​@@legio1942 when it says to add things like peeled sliced apples or melted butter, it assumes you can follow those steps without us having them written down. We don't have pre-peeled and sliced apples, melted butter, etc. on our shelves. Corn syrup though, while yes is an odd ask, can be substituted by other things, as well as many other ingredients in American recipes.

@legio1942

11 ай бұрын

@@laslw Why is it an odd ask? Stores literally don't sell those. Also, I did not mean stuff like sliced apples or melted butter, I mean stuff like pre-made dough of specific brand and similar things, that I just can't get.

@laslw

11 ай бұрын

@@legio1942 I'm agreeing with the corn syrup point. It's odd for cookbooks to assume europeans have access to corn syrup, keeblers pie crusts, or graham crackers. I do see some of the same things though, in European baked recipes. For example, every recipe for Speculaas I've seen said "just use your simple classic mold" like I just have a Speculaas mold sitting around. I'll have to really look for that in any shop I go to and even then, it'll be hard to find.

@laslw

11 ай бұрын

@@legio1942 either way, those brand-specific asks, again, could be substituted. The reason for the brand ask is usually for convenience or because it has a signature taste, but at the end of the day, it's likely possible to do on your own.

As an American I love this 😂

@notsmartman2882

Жыл бұрын

@@SalsaDealer why does it translate to pepper

@ddulz8467

Жыл бұрын

@@notsmartman2882 merica mean pepper in indonesian

@marioionion2

Жыл бұрын

As a not american, I also love this

@prohumans420

Жыл бұрын

As a pie, I love you

@samueltakac8436

Жыл бұрын

@@SalsaDealer metrica

This shit is so good, and with Boris' style of humor I can never tell if he's pretending to not know what to do just to make the video more entertaining

1:39 "What is this, a nut pie? I thought this was a children's book!" 😂😂😂 MY SIDES I CAN'T 😂😂😂

You have an absolute knack for verbalizing what the average guy think the first time they ever baked a pie. You always remind me of my late friend Damir. All Slavic's are the kings of humor.

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

As opposed to the average woman, who is born knowing how to make pies by instinct /j

@Publius513

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB Can confirm. It comes with the second X chromosome.

@cam4636

Жыл бұрын

@@Publius513 Like calico cats!

@timurdos

Жыл бұрын

damir ain't a slavic name. it's turkic (not to mix with turkish). so it's tatar or kazakh, if we're talking close to ex-ussr.

@thomgizziz

Жыл бұрын

stereotype much? how much of a midwit do you have to be to think all people of a general area must be the same?

As an American, this was made perfectly

this is one of the most funniest videos ive ever seen. its always fun to see boris cooking

thank you for making this incredibly funny video to watch instead of sleeping while being sick