This girl not getting a crown on that show is the biggest crime ever committed in America.

@jamese1661

7 жыл бұрын

I feel like getting a crown and getting it snatched would be worse :P All T all shade

@90aaaaazzzzz

6 жыл бұрын

James Ellwood Alyssa already had that with Coco tho

@90aaaaazzzzz

6 жыл бұрын

James Ellwood Alyssa already had that with Coco tho

@shiteyanyo1111

5 жыл бұрын

@@metallic_cocoa Some of the two biggest legends

@bg556

4 жыл бұрын

Amen!!!

"Lashed, 301's, top, bottom, nails, black, shadow, beat, hair; snatched, ponytail. Done. In Mesquite, Never seen before."

@snookydr

10 жыл бұрын

when that bitch said that, I bout died! I love Alyssa!

@APR944

10 жыл бұрын

She gives me everything!!! Xo's

@ICONICPARIS

9 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part.

@nandoc5968

5 жыл бұрын

Anthony P. Ramirez ll she had me at #301’s hahaha 😂😂😂

@beesmith1129

5 жыл бұрын

What are 301's,top, bottom?

"I'm a career woman. Showgirl." haha!!!

@LS-tj2ho

10 жыл бұрын

Surprised he didn't think career woman meant hooker! :P

"...ma'am who is this??"

"Kick, dip, spin, pose, show... and go."

I am on an Alyssa Edwards binge fest, someone please put her on tv omg

@tonijohns8398

8 жыл бұрын

Me too! I would even pay for cable to see Miss Alyssa!

@hexkramer8812

7 жыл бұрын

actually same i'm watching this whole alyssas secret playlist. but! my friend told me that she is going to have a tv show yayy :))

@mikalaf8273

7 жыл бұрын

niks I watch her every night!

@conanh5342

7 жыл бұрын

niks I'm binge watching her and have a smile on my face the entire time! laughter as well.

@MzBr3ezy12

4 жыл бұрын

Same rn

The moral of the story is don't drag and drive lol

@kelseybarker7208

4 жыл бұрын

OMG! LOL!!!

@theOGLC

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I don't know about that. If all I got to do get out of a ticket is a high kick and a few twirls in a big ass wig and heels, well shit I'll always be in drag whenever I drive.

"excuse me... Im sorry sr, I was on my way home, Im a show girl, yes thats me" I ROLFed so hard, xD the tone she puts to talk like a girl is beyond me!!

@irice80

10 жыл бұрын

I had to watch that part many times. Cracks me up every time!!! Lmao!!!

@Alebabe

10 жыл бұрын

irice80 yeah me to!! on repeat!

"I'm a career woman." I hit pause and howled like a dog.

She said she got the house and prayed bahahahahaa

"ma'am who is this?" i'm CRYING LMAOOOOOO

“I’m a Career Woman...” Three years later this Alyssa’s Secret episode STILL Gets Me Together!! HAHA!! XX

I watch this video at least once a day...not even ashamed

@isaacplummer1809

4 жыл бұрын

I don't blame you

"lash: 301s, top, bottom nails: black. shadow: beat. hair: snatched, ponytail. DONE. in mesquite. never seen before."

@ICONICPARIS

9 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part

You know those cops wanted a piece of you honey 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@larrytaylor6407

3 жыл бұрын

You know it. Those cops are horny especially at night and in Texas!😍

2:22 I LIVED FOR THAT GIRL VOICE😍

Omg I was SCREAMING. She is a damn fool!!!! Only Alyssa Edwards would get into this type of shit. Can you imagine being a police officer looking back and forth between this gorgeous woman in the car and then at boy Alyssa on the license? I AM DYINGG.

@ampmri2434

7 жыл бұрын

"Mame, who is this?" lol.

Literally lip-synching for your life

@isaacplummer1809

4 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOL this is so damn true

@kelseybarker7208

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!!

@harrisonadams9879

4 жыл бұрын

Glitzkrieg IM HOLLERING

WHOEVER came up with the idea of this series is a FUCKING genius!!We all and WOW owe it to him/her BIG TIME!This just couldn't get any better!

you guys should totally do dramatic reenactments of these secrets -- like on Shark Week when they do dramatic interpretation of the shark attacks people are telling stories about

@jorgebarajas3468

10 жыл бұрын

Yesss , I would live for that

"I'm a career woman" was almost the death of me.

YES BITCH!!!!!! Oh lord, I live in Texas and on my gig nights, I get into my Kia with my stiletto nails, strappy sandals, and blond wig; I pray that the cops don't get me cuz it gone be hard to explain how chubby Asian boy gone went and turn to thick Asian Fish.

@blkmaverick0374

10 жыл бұрын

Yass y'all are killing me!!!

@DallasABG

10 жыл бұрын

blkmaverick03 Baby, they can't clock my fishy mug. Gone confuse the cops.

@stetg19

10 жыл бұрын

Do ya thang

@valentinomiller2227

10 жыл бұрын

I wanna see what you look like.

@DallasABG

10 жыл бұрын

Valentino Miller Like they say on Grindr, No Pic, No Play. Lol, no, but I have some videos out. They stupid and useless, but they there.

You know you've been watching too much of Alyssa when you're watching and an unknown number calls and you're like "oh I don't know her, I say gurl bye!" and decline. Yeah. English isn't even my native language.

@davidornelas5199

7 жыл бұрын

YAAASS HUNNY!! Too real.

These videos give life. I love coming on KZread and seeing the weekly video is up, I just wish they were longer. Listening to you tell your stories goes by too fast. x

@ecstasyintokyo

10 жыл бұрын

Preach it mama ,amen.

Alyssa for AllStars Season 2!!!! If she isn't on it and they bring back someone who should definitely not be there (like Mimi Imfurst)....THE SHENANIGANS WILL BE REAL!

@prophetofprosperity1107

10 жыл бұрын

fuck you! I love Mimi Imfurst. You may not like her but you make her relevant by saying her name and spelling it correctly I might add.

@Timriah

10 жыл бұрын

Thankfully she is dead last on the list for next AllStars. You are one of the only people who likes her. :P

@kooky_koala8183

10 жыл бұрын

Okay let's be real YES she was a trashy queen on RuPaul's Drag Race but NO it doesn't mean she couldn't have gotten any better, I mean some people didn't like Alyssa. Don't think because you like Alyssa she's automatically gonna be on All Stars 2 I could say I like Roxxy that doesn't change anything. (Her FAT ASS) ANYWAY I won't just defend her/him It wasn't right for them to say "fuck u" because they like Mimi Imfirst IDGAF Anyway. I don't look at responses to my comments so I don't reall care what you put under this. If you didn't get any of this let me sum it up: ALL T ALL SHADE

@fawn277

9 жыл бұрын

prophetofdoom Relevance in what manner? Because I am sure that the notoriety she receives makes her more infamous than famous, and just keeps opening more eyes to the massive fail that is Mimi Imfurst. So, regardless of how you spell her name (IE correctly or not), it doesn't really change her standing with the fans... So, relevant? Sure.. Significant? No..

@infraredflower

2 жыл бұрын

@timriah Well I have good and bad news for you…

The first time my Mum ever got pulled over she and 4 of her male friends were in full Rocky Horror Drag :')

Alyssa is hilarious. That night could easily have gone heywire. You know cops, honey. But I'm glad it didn't, cuz we still have you to watch more of your shenanigans.

Alyssa gives me the last keke. Logo needs to give her a show. She is funny as hell.

7 years later I still looooooove Alyssa. My 1st love.

"I'm a career woman" Ode to To Wong Foo boo! lol :) Love Alyssa!

@blairwaldorf-bass8180

3 жыл бұрын

They were career girls but yes!

I love Alyssa Edwards.The funniest,the most talented,fantastic entertainer .Give her own show now!

Oh my god you always shock me when you do your fishy voice hahahaha

"MAM who is this?!" ... Alyssa: " 0_0 " LmaoROFL #icant #dead I love you ALYSSA!

I dance...the rockettes....that's me, Alyssa Edwards...Lol!!!! Made my day!!

This gave me so much life i just watched it three times

I know they were talking about doing a reality show about her and I don't know why that was canceled but I think it would make them a lot of money. She is one of a kind!

@glockenrein

2 жыл бұрын

They made it, it’s on Netflix!

@n.l.vannstallings4664

2 жыл бұрын

@@glockenrein thank you I didn't know that. I'll try to check that out!

I love the movement she does when she's "going thru her purse" hahaha with those pursed lips xD

I think I've finally crossed some sort of line where I now look more forward to Alyssa's Secret on Mondays than Drag Race :-/

ahahahahahahaha, me too i love the part of the career woman! LOL

I have never laughed so hard in my life. That story was pure joy, mama!

watching this in 2020 and realizing this says a lot about our police system

Best story ever!

One of Alyssa's best secrets yet!

I still cannot take how much I love this video... "I got right to the house...and I prayed" HAHAHAHAHAHAH lord jesus I love this woman

"I'm a career woman." My newest answer to everything.

Yes…I live in TX too and that would scare me even if I was just a straight dude. You never know what kind of cops; and out in Mesquite too…? forget it. LOve this story! LOL 1:23 "In Mesquite..never seen before." LOLOLOL 2:30 "He couldn't clock it bitch!" ROTFL!!!!

Love these secrets!!! LOL I live in DFW area so I KNOW how them cops can be!

LMFAO! Her face when she buckles the fuck up hahaha

this in truly one of the most iconic Alyssa's Secret episodes.

Best one yet!!!!

Today LIFE was had!!!!!

I wait for every monday to watch these its really brightens my day! I wish they were more than once a week

Alyssa always gets me through the day with a healthy dose of laughter ! Thank you for sharing and making us all feel the love ! God Bless and Best of Luck in all you do !!! XOXO's ! Sammy

I live literally 15 minutes from Mesquite. I can already envision the cop in this scenario. Texas isn't the most accepting state, unfortunately so bless that cop. HAHAHAHAHA, I'M GAGGING.

Alyssa i love these so so so much! Thank you love

This i watch this secret all the time .... i love it ... i had to download the audio for my car hunty .... this .. cracks me up

This is by far the best webisode of Alyssa's Secret... Just love her! #AlyssaEdwards4AllStarsSeason2

Alyssa is everything, "I am a career woman" I lost my shit. I cant with you girl. :')

videos of people talking about getting a ticket are so funny to me for some reason (adore delano has one too) but if i ever got a ticket i would get so nervous i wouldn't be able to tell the story as funny as alyssa told hers!

Good Looooord, I love her!!! I'm addicted to those videos LOL

I can't stop laughing! So good! You are an inspiration to us all, Ms. Edwards!

"I'm a career woman" - "Too Wong Foo" reference when Patrick Swayze's character "Vida" gets pulled over by a police officer. #iloveit

Live for this! She just keeps getting better since Drag Race!

This is great! I love how she always references our town...Mesquite!

I think that was one of the best episodes yet. I'm so full of life right now.

I laughed so hard. Thanks for ending my day with a smile on my face. You need a show! I'd watch every damn one.

I freaking love watching your videos

"I am a career woman." LMAO!!!

Thank God, you got out of the ticket. Laughed so hard I cried...

Lmao already!!! This is so funny!

Honestly look forward to Mondays because of this

Hilarious! You're a true entertainer! Thanks for all you do!

THE QUEEN RIGHT HURRR.. Alyssa Edwards always has me in stitches! Girl yes you did say "click it or ticket!"

Lmfao that’s me Sir! OMG dead

I love this one. I've watched it over and over... Giver her a show already!

HE SAID HAVE U BEEN DRINKING I SAID I HAD 2 GLASSES OF WINE😂😂

hahahaha "...and I prayed." Yes ma'am !!!

Omg I lost it when you said career girl!!! Miss vita bohem!!!!

Anytime I need a good laugh I watch this video 😂😂😂

I ♡ you Alyssa!! U killed it @Climax In Modesto,CA

It's impossible not to love AE. Great story!!!

Okay, I already love me some Alyssa and am on a binge but THIS here video is on REPEAT! HAHAHAH

GURLLLLLLLLLLLLL. this gave me life. too funny too candid awesome.

Alyssa... I could watch you all day everyday. Love you!

These get more and more awesome :)

Omg......I need more.

Am I the only one in 2023 watching these I mean Cmon Alyssa such Yalent such comedy such natural such original such a star ❤️🙏🏽💋 Inspirational

there is only one word for this week’s video - MASTERPIECE

this is youre best video everrrrrr

I'm a career woman!!!

that ending laugh always gets me

OMG. I cant get enough of her. ALYSSA GIVES ME LIFE!!!

I LIVE FOR YOU MAMA!😘😍😊 She had me cracking up all the time! #alyssaforallstars

This was my fav!

omg I want to listen to her voice all day! She's so funny I want moreee

I remember watching her online series before seeing season 5 and i assumed she was a comedy queen because of her exaggerated manner, but after watching season 5 I realised that was just the way she naturally is...lmao I love her

This is my favorite video ever

Drag story 101..tis is everything bebehh, haha! 😂

2:50 kick dip spin pose show...and go

Girl I wish I could've high kicked my way outta a ticket when I lived in Texas but oh I will try if I'm ever in the same situation and hope it pays off. Lmao