"you wanna be mother of three?" IM GONE

@southparkfan01

8 жыл бұрын

She made me spit my drink out! 😂

@blahtomyblah

8 жыл бұрын

IM DYING

@leonievasa

8 жыл бұрын

My favorite part! 😂

@obbvs

8 жыл бұрын

I YELLED

@glittergrasshopper1144

8 жыл бұрын

BYE

Alyssa actually sounded really fishy during the porn skit

@jacoblemon2721

8 жыл бұрын

She is a REAL woman. Yes gawd! *deathdrops*

@augustaimperatrix

8 жыл бұрын

True😂

@poemsbypoetry

8 жыл бұрын

#SissyThatVoice

@DirkAustin

8 жыл бұрын

She does this voice to prank call too, she did it on another video. So fishy!

@iTeacupPanda

8 жыл бұрын

Alyssa is every woman. :o

"She is lettuce, she is croutons, she is dressing on the side!" has to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard

@medhatiwari.

4 жыл бұрын

I?

@Betelgeuseification

2 жыл бұрын

I died! So ridiculously funny for no reason at all!

"Your whole family likes to feel attacked" Bianca Del Rio on the Haus of Edwards. I'm dying 😅😅😅😅

@trapfactory8600

8 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment this but i had to search the comments first. That moment made me TRULY cackle.

@imbetterthnyou4608

8 жыл бұрын

"I'M FEELING VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW!!!" you know ganja remembered that the moment she heard that 😠😤😳😂

@PoopinRainbows

8 жыл бұрын

Hahah too real

@Sooper35

7 жыл бұрын

I DIED!!! XD

@ElaM

7 жыл бұрын

dead.

Alyssa: "As a boy or a girl?" Bianca: " AS A CLOWN!"

The Porn is never gonna work, because Alyssa will be focused more on getting the Pizza man's money first.

@lolafoster8002

5 жыл бұрын

Riza hariati Priorities!

@Mss_Wick

5 жыл бұрын

She is a Capricorn!

@artemisjr1237

5 жыл бұрын

Or get distracted and make faces in the mirror and then forget what she was going to say.

@paradiseinretrograde7687

3 жыл бұрын

guy: so like i’m really into doing stuff in front of mirrors... alyssa, playing with her hair and making faces: what?

@kats9755

Ай бұрын

Real 😂

"you could use natures credit card" IM CHOKING

@tamalita82

5 жыл бұрын

If I ever had it, I completely lost it at that point

@casadecolores.ceramics

3 жыл бұрын

wait what did she mean by this?

@paigelynn180

3 жыл бұрын

@@casadecolores.ceramics sexual favors lol

@stablexit

2 жыл бұрын

@@casadecolores.ceramics she says that you can pay by fucking me😭

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. "Get off my lawn." "I'm at the door." What kind of neighborhood do you live in?" "Get off my lawn."

@saltyoldwench8832

4 жыл бұрын

Bitch Same. The whole chemistry between them flew me to Jupiter.

@hopii5177

3 жыл бұрын

And the: "I will never call Papa John's ever again!"

@LuckyBadger

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all, she's rural. Ruuuuuurrrraaaal!

@iamsimplybee

3 жыл бұрын

Bianca's "WHAT DID I DO" destroyed me.

“You wanna be a mother of three?” “My tubes are tied Where is my soul right now. I think I died

@weluvb5

Жыл бұрын

Did you recover your soul yet?

This feels like alternate reality UNHhhh and I want more

Lmao Alyssa sounds like she been practicing this exact phone conversation since age 13.

Alyssa sounds like straight up FISH!!!

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby

8 жыл бұрын

She IS fish. Business Christian dancing fish like a good ole' cockadoodledoo cookooo cachoo.

@simpslayer6713

8 жыл бұрын

+HeyMyLifeIsLibby squirpin and chirpin like a birdie fish

@tuershen4441

7 жыл бұрын

+HeyMyLifeIsLibby Libby!

@veronicadiaz337

6 жыл бұрын

Sheyla Calderon truuuuuuuuuuu omfg. She is a WOMAAAAN

@mrlucyclifton

4 жыл бұрын

HeyMyLifeIsLibby hey you’re from the drag queen react to mean comments video right?!

Alyssa's feminine voice would pass easily on the phone. :)

Can we have a Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, and a Part 6 please?!

@amandalaurcind2145

8 жыл бұрын

Don't forget parts 7, 8, and 9.

@JuustLikeThat

8 жыл бұрын

+Amanda Laurcind followed by 10, 11, 12 & 13

@Mackenzie-Ann

8 жыл бұрын

+JuustLikeThat with an extra 14, 15 just for fun

@RawrRiRi

8 жыл бұрын

+Mackenzie Miller 16 & 17 anyone?

@sterreb1108

8 жыл бұрын

Series should be named Bianca's and Alyssa's Secret

I've never laughed at any video as much as I did this. Alyssa & Bianca are great together x

@Vallerio94

5 жыл бұрын

Gary C 3 A.M. and i am screaming laughing to the point that I pissed myself 😂😂😂😂

@shawnchavez1209

5 жыл бұрын

Gary C 😂😅🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂 agree my stomach hurt

@RioMuc

4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen Bianca being so friendly.

I love it when Alyssa looks straight away at something other then the other person's eyes and just tell her lines

@NickJoyhill

4 жыл бұрын

There was probably a mirror there XD

I want Alyssa's Secret to NEVER end

@Julianaomokheyeke

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's the secret lol

@anaysayersyes

8 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY.

@Tefixitafuckme

7 жыл бұрын

natalia and it has been 2 months without this :( I think they slowly replaced it with Uhhhnnnn

@natalialovesalyssa

7 жыл бұрын

Estefanía Núñez Alyssa has a separate channel but she hasn't uploaded in a month :( I'm honestly really sad about Alyssa's Secret /ending/. It was something I look forward to every Monday but now it's just unhhh. I mean, unhhh is entertaining and all but Alyssa's Secret has always been my all time favorite. BUUUUTTTTTT! There might be something happening in 2017...there's a ginormous chance she's gonna have a show based on her dance company, Beyond Belief. Imagine Alyssa having a fucking tv show. Amazing. Hopefully it happens!

@jessicazarate6258

7 жыл бұрын

I was just looking for a new Alyssa's secret but nothing 😿

Only Alyssa can make Bianca flustered 💕💕💕

@aleshamir

5 жыл бұрын

and Adore

@durchhaliya2907

5 жыл бұрын

and adore

@oceanfarmer420

5 жыл бұрын

and adore

@Allergy222

5 жыл бұрын

and Adore Lol Sorry

@rayneinthenight

5 жыл бұрын

And Adore!

Alyssa's fish voice gave me life

@TookYaMan

7 жыл бұрын

Ela M YAAAAAAS

"Could you talk a little faster? This pizza's hot." It takes me out every time 😂😂😂

"You wanna be a mother of three?" im so done

"You're whole family likes to get attacked" I am dead.

Bianca's quick wit is flawless. Truly the funniest person in or out of drag. Love you Bianca!

"You wanna talk a little faster, the pizza is burning my hands!!!!" I am literally crying!!!!

"Could you talk a little faster, this pizza's hot." Lmaooo this video was EVERYTHING.

This was the best episode of AS!!!! I want more BiancAlyssa Del Secret!

@areonredshirt7859

8 жыл бұрын

Then you haven't seen the "sexting" episode.

@ALN-ns4kw

8 жыл бұрын

+Areon Redshirt which episode is that?

@areonredshirt7859

8 жыл бұрын

+ALN 102 they took it down, sadly. They kept saying "fuck, cock", very explicit. Bianca read Alyssa's dirty messages. It was amazing.

@RicardoHernandez-gy3fm

8 жыл бұрын

+Areon Redshirt I wonder if they'll post it again that gave me life it was soo fucken funny

@gthicowboy

7 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Hernandez it's on vimeo if you still want to watch the deleted video

I started laughing so much when Alyssa said her tubes were tied and Bianca was cracking up 😂❤️

"except ur gold turns green" then the face alyssa made😂😂

All I can do is pray for a part 3

@saviobbm

8 жыл бұрын

And 4th, 5th, a new whole show with both of them! :D

@piperzza2526

8 жыл бұрын

We need a weekly hour-long podcast with these two

@arielhope9825

8 жыл бұрын

I need more 😩

@solly186

8 жыл бұрын

best fucking idea ever, wowpresents make it happen !!

@natalia_doodah8032

8 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a thing with bianca and alyssa omg

I couldn't hear over my own cackle

I LOST IT when Alyssa started saying “get the fuck off my lawn!” In her soft, suburban mom voice

"As a boy or girl?" "As a CLOWN." hahahahahahahaha

Alyssa's total change in mood 5:50 made me lose my shit lol

When Bianca said "You wanna be a mother of 3?" I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard!! 😂😂😂

Could be because I'm freshly stoned, but when Alyssa changed her voice it sounds so much like a woman it kind of freaked me out

Bianca imitating Alyssa's hand movements give me life. Then Alyssa chasing away the pizza porn guy while being super fish brought me back to life :)))

I started cracking the hell up when they started roleplaying

@taylors445

3 жыл бұрын

Love your picture 🥺😢 I miss Jenna

"Actually sir you know what get the FUCK of my lawn! GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN! I AM NEVER CALLING PAPA JOHN'S EVER AGAIN!!" Why is she like this? 😂😂😂 I am LIVING!

I’M DECEASED THE WHOLE PIZZA SCENE WAS TOO FUNNY 💀😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀

" Do you wanna be mother of 3" I literally died lmao

"I will never call Papa Johns EVER again!" I fucking fell off my chair from laughing so hard, love these two!

I WILL NEVER CALL PAPA JOHN'S AGAIN!! Dead. Lol

Dang Alyssa's female voice is so good.

the noise bianca makes at 2:31 tho

@disappointment3029

7 жыл бұрын

Noa Salomé im dying

PAPA JOHNS LMAO

One of my favorite parts of the video : Bianca’s laugh at 4:58. It wasn’t the normal Bianca laugh it was screechy 😆

Bianca didn't need to deepen her voice when she was doing the delivery pizza guy tho

@Nstev84761

8 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming you meant didn't. And this comment was hilarious! 😂✌🏾️

@wesxvin

8 жыл бұрын

Yohio Yoippari sure! Damn spell corrector 😫🤗

@cireziapri

7 жыл бұрын

i thought the same lol

@adnelg319

7 жыл бұрын

But it's funnier hearing the lower voice followed by the fucking dolphin laugh and screeching

@cireziapri

7 жыл бұрын

+adnelg319 damn I'm rewatching this again, that part kills me.

I love how shook Alyssa was when they asked her to be in Hurricane Bianca... really just shows how much they all respect and look up the Bianca. Amazing, AMAZING QUEEN.

IVE NEVER CLICKED ON A VIDEO SO FAST

@FutureStarHG

8 жыл бұрын

lol me too

@wilmaleclerc1418

8 жыл бұрын

lol yeah I swear I almost broke my finger cause I tapped the screen so fast xd

@kerrikendrick4988

8 жыл бұрын

hell yes love bianca

@iHaveTheXFactor11

8 жыл бұрын

original

@alyssachiodo2235

8 жыл бұрын

Same my two faves in one video 😂💕

Alyssa's fish voice is EVERYTHING!!!!

I love how most of the time Alyssa has no clue what Bianca is saying, yet their chemistry is GOLD

the blooper reel on this fucking movie is going to be glorious.

when Bianca said "you can use natures credit card" dead 😭

please keep doing things with Bianca these two are perfect together

I love how they bounce off each other. They both love to wind each other up!

What happened to the actual part 2? It was like the best video EVER!

@megh7564

8 жыл бұрын

L;ITERALLY I LOVED IT SO MUCH (but it was flagged :((( )

@DualGrey93

8 жыл бұрын

What did they talk about?

@phoebesmith1956

8 жыл бұрын

Ohh that's what happened. I was like where is it?? Luckily I saw it

@lovelyrita64

8 жыл бұрын

+finn™ omg noooooo why😓😢

@CiaoBriella

8 жыл бұрын

GUYS. Watch it on Vimeo !!!!!

how you gonna be from the south and not know what ambrosia salad is, alyssa!!

@princesskristan

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao shit I'm from California and I know what ambrosia salad is!

@SyonisMacias

8 жыл бұрын

***** girl same here! You can get that at the sizzler lol

@princesskristan

8 жыл бұрын

+Syonis “Roman” Macias-Johnson Right! I grew up eating that stuff

@SyonisMacias

8 жыл бұрын

***** same here, and it's always good

@Julianaomokheyeke

8 жыл бұрын

Shit I'm from Texas and I've never herd of it😂😂😂😂

Alyssas feminine voice is very convincing!! Get it girl

These 2 are the funniest thing ive ever seen!! How did they complicate the porn plot?!?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where's Laganja?! I thought she would teach Bianca how to deathdrop based on the ending of part 1.

I can't wait to see this movie. Alyssa and Bianca are hilarious. Love how Bianca is trying to be logical with the porn script and Alyssa "acts" so clueless. VERY disappointed to find out Bianca's porn isn't like Violet's. Alyssa's fluffer imitations. GREAT EPISODE!

Bianca saying Caesar salad gets me everytime idk why 2:13

"You wanna be a mother of 3?" xD

I really wanna see that movie of biannca now

@Nstev84761

8 жыл бұрын

October 18

@hashsheesh5472

7 жыл бұрын

Omg on my birthday... Nice gift.

@julesw6029

7 жыл бұрын

Yuri Kuma it's on Netflix

@Raciepie

7 жыл бұрын

Yuri Kuma ITS SO GOOD

@curtwall7089

7 жыл бұрын

Yuri Kuma try yesmovies.com thats where i watched it twice

"Violet Chachki was good though" I died omg

2:30 I love when Bianca's true dolphin laugh emerges.

I WILL NEVER CALL PAPA JOHN'S EVER AGAIN OMFG I'M DYING

"Your whole family likes being attacked" 😂😂😂😂

"Get off my lawn""I'm at your doorstep, what neighborhood are you from?" I can't!! Hahaha

When Bianca's voice shoots up I die

5:11- "cos I'm gorgeous bitch" 😂😂

Peace. Thanks for having part 2. I love these girls

Who is she looking at when shes doing her fishy voice she over here "get off my fuckin lawn" lmao im shook

this needs to be 4 hours long! i could watch it all day

Minute 4:28 They're my last two brain cells arguing when I try to focus

this is gold. more please!

Lmao I'm crying at work. I seriously just ordered Papa John before watching this.

"What did I DO?" IM DYIN

Everything that Bianca says makes me howl with laughter. Both of them are so funny together.

What a wonderful birthday present! Thank you, WOWPresents!

This was Soooo Entertaining. My day was frustrating and these two REALLYYYYYY raised my mood and spirit💋💋💋💋

Bianca's impersonations of Alyssa are LIFE!

Omg when she screams WHAT DID I DO I dies XD

I was feeling down a few moments ago and watching these two talk calms me down. 💖

Part 3 pls!!! i'cant wait for this movie!!

I'm literally so obsessed with these too😍

"your whole family loves being attacked" IM FUCKING DEAD

OMG this is so great!

Yaaaaaaaaay was waiting on this🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

"as a boy or a girl?" "aS a ClOwN"

Alyssa’s voice when she’s doing that role play gig! Amazing, she needs to do voice overs.

I WAS EXPECTING A WHOLESOME VIDEO AND I GET THIS

Beauty and whatever might get one very far, but true talent, strength and grit is what will stay. It is so hard to keep watching Drag Race after Season 6, Love Bob the Drag Queen and Love Monet Xchange- but Season 6 and BIANCA!! I love Violet Chachki but there is nothing like true talent, to entertain, to delight and to bring a smile and ugly laugh to other people!! And dear dear superstar Alyssa, you really did win the war. Thank you both sooo much for such fun and beauty and true spirit and respect in your work and work ethics. I can't wait to see and hear more from you both.

.....What the fuck is going on here on this day

Bianca's delicate laugh is music to my ears

More of these two please 😍😍

hahahaha you wanna be a mother of three? hahahhaa

The way Bianca says “PAPA JOHNS” makes me wheeze every time

Can we get a remix of bianca screaming "PAPA JOHNS?!"

These 2 are my favorite!!!