Y’all are laughing now but you won’t be laughing when they start flying

@dagood1s

3 жыл бұрын

😟😟😟😂🤔

@HaileyMarieGrande

3 жыл бұрын

😳😂😂😂😂😂

@htxflow

3 жыл бұрын

Death roll in the air

@kdm4748

3 жыл бұрын

@@htxflow 😄

@Sunnygirlm171

3 жыл бұрын

😂

It’s all fun and games until alligators start opening doors like the raptors in Jurassic Park

@incognitonegress3453

2 жыл бұрын

Ma'am...the power of ur thoughts OUT LOUD. Save these moving forward, please. Sheesh! 🙅

@gojosgirl6487

2 жыл бұрын

@@incognitonegress3453 haha!

@soulstarmusiclover1254

2 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it! I could not live in Florida for this reason. I hate snake, alligators, lizards..🤮🤮 I really think animals are evolving and adapting to changes around them.

@incognitonegress3453

2 жыл бұрын

@@soulstarmusiclover1254 hunny...i cant even. They ABSOLUTELY are!!

@charliej766

2 жыл бұрын

@@soulstarmusiclover1254 When we moved to FL when I was young there was a canal behind the house and there was NO fence in the backyard. For the first year I’d run like the flash to throw out the garbage bc I was convinced I was going to be attacked by an alligator.

Human : you're not supposed to... Alligator : BUT I CAN !!

@t3up220

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@markuchiha7737

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't underestimate

@Skyper972

4 ай бұрын

1 billion of years of evolution vs 10 years reflexion 😂

@chickenanon

4 ай бұрын

As a Floridian I'm just like, yeah they do that. They MOSTLY only climb chainlink but a determined gator can do pretty much anything. As for how to keep them out--eh, barbed wire on top, just like anything else capable of climbing fences lol.

@achillesglacia7700

3 ай бұрын

😂 that gator is out of line. We need to rewrite the laws for gators abilities, before other animals start realizing we don't know everything.

The same alligator was seen a couple hours later pushing around a shopping cart at Costco

@triciad4100

3 ай бұрын

To be fair I'd scale a fence too if there's rotisserie chicken and blocks of cheese the size of an SUV on the other side

@rebecaanderson1935

3 ай бұрын

As far as they pay for it, they are less dangerous than many humans in California 😂

@993mike

3 ай бұрын

Just another crazy day in the insanity that is Florida! 😅 What sh*t show.

@Adelalme

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@user-re5ux3py7i

2 ай бұрын

@@triciad4100 🤣🤣

Imagine being chased by an alligator and you jump the fence to get away saying "whew, that sucker almost got me" and then it starts fucking climbing the fence

@francisgill1929

2 жыл бұрын

you will just die of a heart attack, it's hard enough trying to get away and he climbing the fence too, lol

@angelinasaravia2565

2 жыл бұрын

Jajajaja

@Isachanya

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@bigmex8794

2 жыл бұрын

Just fuckin lay down and wait. The fucker ain’t got no chill. 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

@UnKnown-nq5hj

2 жыл бұрын

😲 😂

Alligators are taking our jobs.

@michaelunity7796

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@earlem9771

4 жыл бұрын

They do your job better though

@mynameisnotimportant2854

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@TajimaMunenori

4 жыл бұрын

Build the wall, or at least a higher fence!

@freshoxygen2176

4 жыл бұрын

Loved it!!! I wish you many thumbs up !!

Alligator climbing a fence is pretty big threat.

@ruban8135

4 ай бұрын

Not to Donna Karan.

@kirara2516

4 ай бұрын

To the gator, sure. It was the gator's territory first.

@derikuk2967

3 ай бұрын

The don't respect borders.

@deniseowens5632

2 ай бұрын

Not really. They really do not want anything to do with people.

@caraniko9587

2 ай бұрын

What about pets in people's yards? Won't they go after them?

"Aint no mountain high enough, aint no valley low enough"

@NormanOz

3 ай бұрын

"...to stop me from getting to you" 😂😂

@LannyRoe

2 ай бұрын

No wind no rain

@N0URii

2 ай бұрын

"aint no river wide enough"

@LostSox

Ай бұрын

Ain’t no fence tall enough. 🎶

Everyone and everything in Florida is just built different.

@goldensperm7182

2 жыл бұрын

Too apree!

@jbmiami9010

2 жыл бұрын

You better believe it!

@YouMaaadlol333

2 жыл бұрын

Weak guys around there tho lol the girls are easy to pick up for out town dudes 😏

@jbmiami9010

2 жыл бұрын

@@YouMaaadlol333 😂😂😂 nigga plz

@YouMaaadlol333

2 жыл бұрын

@@jbmiami9010 big facts coming from Philly 😈🍑

Lol, He looks like he's done this a few times...

@ambriadaniels-dovolis7496

4 жыл бұрын

He probably has

@raoulberret3024

3 жыл бұрын

Too funny 😂 But scary too...

@NAT-turners-Revenge

3 жыл бұрын

😈

@juliantrejo2759

3 жыл бұрын

He's just getting warmed so when he sees carless humans

@Xtreme.N

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao off course

Why was this recommended to me 4 years later? 😐

@EconomicWarfare

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@osvaldoandrade2370

4 ай бұрын

Wait, what? 4 years? I thought this happened this year 2024 😂😂

@ShadowsandCityLights

4 ай бұрын

Damn hadn't noticed! #Gatorgate

@candacelerai

4 ай бұрын

Very odd.

@anu3798

4 ай бұрын

To mark the 4th birthday of alligators great climbing

People underestimate how smart, fast, resilient they are.

@tullo5564

Ай бұрын

Not really, they're dumb af

The lengths these gators will go to enlist and serve our country is admirable!

@austinmeredith6647

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@dieselcowboy777

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they can send a brigade of them over to iran

@dubletar7351

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@sonderexpeditions

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@flexsage3788

3 жыл бұрын

@@dieselcowboy777 your not funny 😐😐😐

As a FL resident, this has me concerned. They're evolving.

@nlixcia

2 жыл бұрын

fr😳

@punothebear

2 жыл бұрын

Evolution in action. Its next step is to become a handbag with enough left over for a belt.

@clairefavretto

2 жыл бұрын

Unlike inhuman being who are devolving ☺️

@punothebear

2 жыл бұрын

@@clairefavretto Yes. Overall, we are degenerating morally. Bad thinking and bad behavior is condoned and even praised. Things may degenerate more on the world scene and the nations will be in anguish and people will become faint out of fear of the things happening on the Earth. People, laugh, scoff, mock, ignore and deny the warnings that have been given since the days of Jesus; but God's day is at hand. God's Kingdom ruled by the resurrected and mighty Son of God will destroy the nations and cause God's will to be done on earth. There is still time to seek God's Kingdom and God's righteousness but don't delay. God has a set time and he will act.

@Wh4L205

2 жыл бұрын

@@punothebear and some good gator tail to munch on 😋

I’ve seen a 5-6 footer climb the fence to jump into my in-laws pool! No one believed me! I’ve lived her 53 years and wildlife doesn’t amaze me anymore. Traffic stopped on I75 once too!

@paulmahon1869

3 ай бұрын

Did it bring it's swimming cosy 🩱😊

"They CLIMB now?!" "They climb now!" "THEY CLIMB NOW!!!"

@Willowy13

Ай бұрын

Don't give Star Wars ideas. 😂😂😂😂

Can't blame him. He'd heard the grass is greener on the other side 😀

@thereforeayam

2 жыл бұрын

He's after all them sheeple that were counted on

@Senator107

2 жыл бұрын

😀

@EyeGuy2766

2 жыл бұрын

Who dafaq told him!!!??

@remyogun8270

2 жыл бұрын

@@EyeGuy2766 the person right before he ate them

@MrBonners

2 жыл бұрын

Why did the alligator cross the road? We have the answer.

“If it can scale a fence, it has more on his mind”

@verifiedgentlemanbug

2 жыл бұрын

definitely true!!! I think it really has somehow conscious and aware of things, and somehow processing its thoughts in order to encompass them.

@shirlenapatterson3306

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like eating your pet's on the other side😳😳🥺🐈🐈‍⬛🐕

@naomirichmond1240

2 жыл бұрын

That person that was videoing suppose to glad that the gator didn't c them cuz they wud have been the next meal

@lavender6500

2 жыл бұрын

It would end there.

@sloppyseconds6113

2 жыл бұрын

This is fking terrifying

There's a reason they survived when dinosaurs did not. They not only are tough and resilient.... They're clever too.

@mjangelvortex

3 ай бұрын

Some dinosaurs did survive. Our modern day birds wouldn't exist if they didn't.

Therapist: Ninja gator isn't real Sees video Therapist: ok maybe i was wrong

@Willowy13

Ай бұрын

Here in Brazil, I was going to the psychiatrist and the bus drove along a road that borders a river we have. It was 5:30AM and I was seeing dolphins jumping out of water. Dolphins in a river? Booooy! I thought I was seeing things. Turns out they do exist. Fresh water dolphins in my city. 😂😂😂 I was not going krazy and the visit was for my new job. It required a check of my head state.

That alligator is like "Today the fence, tomorrow...the governor's mansion!"

@concept5631

4 ай бұрын

If only.

@colewood3297

4 ай бұрын

Would be a definite step up

@BradanKlauer-mn4mp

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, De Santis would probably shoot it.

@shizukagozen777

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jz3689

4 ай бұрын

Can it be the presidents instead. FJB

He was later caught on video, pick-pocketing an old man.

@HealTheWorld898MV

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha oh my God.

@crocpinkest1219

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fattidiliberta

4 жыл бұрын

lol!

@kentuckyfriedmeatballs2172

4 жыл бұрын

From alligator to crookadile

@jonathonparks9518

3 жыл бұрын

So Florida man was really a gator all along!? That's some Scooby-Doo level shit right there.

There’s a reason why they been around since dinosaurs They use to be so big they could pull T. rex under the water They adapt to be smaller and now can climb a fense These creatures never disappoint

@Willowy13

Ай бұрын

At least we know they (and cockroaches) can restart life on this planet if NoKo and RU want to play bombs.😂😂😂😂

Now only the Australian guy with the pan can save us

@ashton1952

3 ай бұрын

🤣😂

Imagine climbing Mt. Everest and finding a gator at the top lol

@nymeria7239

2 жыл бұрын

Good one!!!!

@HaveANiceDayLol.

2 жыл бұрын

I'd change my mind and go skiing on the spot down the entire fucking mountain

@eddieb1995

2 жыл бұрын

It... Would die ..

@damiencass8156

2 жыл бұрын

@@eddieb1995 It… was a joke.

@Uzezzi_

2 жыл бұрын

😀😀😀

Florida man, come get your alligator, he's climbing the fence again

This gator has definitely watched couple of horror movies.

I know it's a dangerous alligator and all but the belly flop made it kinda adorable ngl

Next: *"Alligator applies for a job in Florida"*

@shyakaraymond112

2 жыл бұрын

I'm dead

@jennifermuhammad4476

2 жыл бұрын

Too darn funny😂😂

@moonlight-mr4qc

2 жыл бұрын

A job as tastee in a restaurant if possible!

@ivanfredoo5863

2 жыл бұрын

Already did mascot of UF

@State.of.Emergency

2 жыл бұрын

If they do that they'll have evolved beyond some people

In other words We are not getting rid of the alligator until it eats someone!!!😂😂😂

@chanta6116

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!🤔😭

@Tommygimbal

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@dianeverytall3397

3 жыл бұрын

My God In Heaven, A type A predator, Until it attacks someone? Good Lord! what fool made that decision?

@Glassandcandy

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck with that. You’ve got a better chance of getting a dog to eat someone than a gator

@jojoheartspaypay

3 жыл бұрын

yes

"Ma, another gator done got in!"

Wally gator is gonna get a trespass citation.

This alligator is more fit than the average American.

@gunsharck

3 ай бұрын

PMSL WITTY!!!

@Murderoreo1

3 ай бұрын

Isn’t the alligator an American anyway?

@budgiecat9039

3 ай бұрын

​​​​@@Murderoreo1 Amerigator Said smell ya later Climb a fence faster than a butt blaster run from Mike Pence like a tax evader Said are you dense I walk the fence like a ladder It don't matter Y'all humans keep fumin While ya'll just get fatter Ain't no one badder I ate yo girl you thought you had her I scaled this fence ya'll got tense and bust yo bladders Watch your teeth chatter We know you haters hate us gators But I stole ya girl she would come back to ya even if ya paid her See ya later alligator 🐊

@SweetEssie

3 ай бұрын

​@@Murderoreo1Yep he's called an American alligator

@Murderoreo1

3 ай бұрын

@@SweetEssie Thanks for the identification human!

They interviewed the alligator afterwards, and all he said was " *Hello-from-thee-other-siiiide!!* "

@ixa.m9915

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated 😂

@MeneTekelUpharsin

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@slxbeats8146

2 жыл бұрын

Heheee🤣🤣🤣

@MsBellasworld

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly how Adele fans be trying to get pass security, scaling fences and shit. Lol

@utubestalker.dotcom

2 жыл бұрын

Can't reveal all their secrets. They have to be able to get their quick fix snacks somewhere... btw, has anyone seen the neighbor's dog, Fido?? ;)

My friend and I were visiting Florida from Canada where there is no alligators, not even lizards in Pet shops. My friend and I ended up missing our rail before midnight. We decided to walk to our hotel. We walked the lite trails and decided to take a short cut through hedges near a lake. I hopped over the hedge first and landed on something hard which popped my knee out. My friend plopped over next and she started freaking out “crocodile” and started running. It took about 3 screams of “crocodile” for me to clue into what she was saying. Lucky the Alligator wasn’t that big but it still freaked us out 😅

@Solemn_Kaizoku

4 ай бұрын

😲 Good thing it wasn't hungry!

@SweetPea-01

3 ай бұрын

Yea I think we were pretty lucky. We called for a driver after the incident and told the driver. The driver was so nonchalant about it and said “oh that’s normal here. We don’t have to call in and report alligators unless they are over 6ft.” The alligator definitely looked over 6ft but it was also pretty dark out. It wasn’t as big as the one in this video but still way too big to be roaming around close to walking trails. Counting my lucky stars lol.

@williamwalsh1533

3 ай бұрын

That's crazy that you stepped on a croc, because in Florida they typically have gators.

@SweetPea-01

3 ай бұрын

@@williamwalsh1533 Willy, that’s why it took me a while to clue into what my friend was yelling about. In my head I was focusing on my hurt knee thinking “crocodile? What the hell is she talking about? Crocodile? Crocodile’s live in Australia. And then I clued in and saw the body of the alligator. I called my friend a dumb ass and she said “excuse me for being terrified stupid.” Lol

@user-th3ll8rl7i

3 ай бұрын

Disagree, gators are afraid of humans. Gator attacks are unbelievably rare. It's always because people are effing with them or getting too close to Mama's babies.​@@dubtrika

That's a five footer. Alligators up to 10 feet can climb fences like that. Palisades with outward tilted tops are a little more difficult, but none of these will stop the pythons which can get over 18 feet long and over 100 lbs - which is big enough to take out small adults.

**Alligator climbs fence** "OH MY GOD!! WHERE??" **in Florida** "Oh..."

He's an alligator, but he identifies himself as a cat

@hotvegas2498

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😜

@deshawndodd7883

3 ай бұрын

DFL 😂

@gunsharck

3 ай бұрын

Next up it’ll be voting democrat

@budgiecat9039

3 ай бұрын

​@@gunsharck You'll be voting Democrat While you bein grope by migrant rats Hate all ya want but that's a fact Running up through you like a baseball bat Got yo head spinnin full of hate They'll railroad through you won't hesitate Leftist got you with that bait Now your ass will get blast that'll be your fate Won't be satisfied till yo homes a slum Better get taste to be replaced what y'all so dumb Think y'all woke but your head is numb When your state is broke yet you still say come

This is Florida. Thats not even close to a fully powered Alligator

Can't believe this alligator has adapted itself to survive florida man

"They climb fences now?!" "They climb fences now!" "They climb fences now...OMG."

@Liz-ic6jb

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@ogwilliams4319

2 жыл бұрын

Yes alligators like reptiles

@lasttimeididsomethinggaywa687

2 жыл бұрын

Yes we get it you said it 3 times

@chrish7904

2 жыл бұрын

I am Loki of Asgard, and I have snuck into this air base burdened with glorious purpose...

@Daniel-415-Ponce

2 жыл бұрын

@@lasttimeididsomethinggaywa687 It is a parody of dialogue from a scene in the last Star Wars film. Evidently, you did not get the pop culture reference.

They can climb fence now, that's just fucking great 🤦🏽‍♂️

@n8pk69

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna be stealing cars by 2040

@msgonsalves3668

2 жыл бұрын

@@n8pk69 🤣🤣🤣 Chill !

@drknow1997

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jswaggart01

2 жыл бұрын

@@n8pk69 and Governor by 2042 😜

@olivegrove2615

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure they have been doing this since.man put up fences.

Gator be like: " Damn, the jig is up, they know we can climb fences now! "😆

He probably realized that more often than not, a fence tends to be the only thing keeping him from getting to potential food. He was determined to give 'climbing a fence' a try. It would be worth all of his effort.

I can hear Robert Muldoon in Jurassic Park say, "Clever girl!"

What do they mean pose a threat to people, him jumping the fence was a COMPLETE threat!!💯💪😂

@n2eman192

3 жыл бұрын

Only to a Simpleton I guess

@jtrobins1

3 жыл бұрын

Lmbo

@mermaidtingzzz

3 жыл бұрын

More like a promise 😂

@bishopudo1594

3 жыл бұрын

America is a funny place... till it pose as a threat

@anthonypharris1726

3 жыл бұрын

@@n2eman192 you hell

I don't mind them climbing fences. But I hate it when they prank call you in the middle of the night and don't say anything.

I’ve heard of Florida Man but apparently we now have Florida Gator.

@aslanjudah33

3 ай бұрын

Their ancestors were here before Florida man existed. You see their cousins in Africa, they are much larger & like Salt waters.

“Florida Man” is evolving in a way we never expected.

@Songs-lr4wt

2 жыл бұрын

Anything can happen in Florida should have saperate Playlist

@AB-hs9pw

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol with the garbage 🗑 can

@Kuato

2 жыл бұрын

It’s hard to use florida and evolving in the same sentence, but you managed to pull it off

@thereforeayam

2 жыл бұрын

1.6M people: alligator climbs fence

I live in Canada. My friends lived in Tampa for a few years. When my husband and I visited them, we noticed a few alligators catching some rays on the other side of the fence in their yard. I freaked out. My friend said no worries. Holy smackers. I should have worried.

@thompsonsmith7798

Жыл бұрын

Hello Anne How are you doing today?

@Readysetgo2007

Жыл бұрын

No worry if they were sunbathing and not moving towards you. :P

@redrick8900

Жыл бұрын

Alligators aren't that dangerous.

@Sandi-ke9mi

5 ай бұрын

“Holy smackers” I love that, lol. May I borrow this? 🙏🏻 I usually say “holy cats”, but I like holy smackers better. ☺️ 💕

@HOLLASOUNDS

4 ай бұрын

Theses creatures have existed thousands of years unchanged, I dont think a fence would ever stop one.

Ah hell, they're learning! That's 37 million years of evolution right there, folks. Today they're climbing fences, tomorrow they'll be boosting your car.

Oh, my gosh. That is the craziest thing I have ever seen.

Soon they will be pole vaulting in the Olympics

@chigozieagwuncha2166

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ryohn5468

3 жыл бұрын

Animalympics 1979. Alligator does pole vault.

When alligators start climbing fences, no one is safe anymore.

@taylorkaykay5137

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts

@Magi_H2U

2 жыл бұрын

Alligator: "W h e n w e r e y o u e v e r s a f e w h i l e I a m a r o u n d ?"

@sloppyseconds6113

2 жыл бұрын

right!?

@einundsiebenziger5488

2 жыл бұрын

Just don't come near them, simple as that.

@arifryo6823

2 жыл бұрын

@@einundsiebenziger5488 but they are the one who come close.

Not much scares me. I've jumped out of an airplane, climbed a volcano and looked down into the cauldron, and interacted with a rattlesnake in my back yard. But alligators scare the crap out of me!

These gators are getting smarter all the time.

I’ve officially seen it all. An alligator climbing a fence just tops everything 🐊

@Vallentina0325

3 жыл бұрын

Mike N: Try walking to your car @5:00 am for work & there is one underneath it waiting for you. The gymnastics I did that morning were Olympic worthy!

@michaelnobles2643

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vallentina0325 I’m pretty sure I would’ve done some creative acrobatics myself that morning too, lol!

@SimbiAni

2 жыл бұрын

scrolling by this icon looked like _Ian Malcolm_ & loool 😅

@lucascage9147

2 жыл бұрын

oh boy and just when you think you've seen it all,,,the last thing you wanna do is ask what could possibly be next,wait for it,,,,it'll happen

@disneydreamer8147

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vallentina0325 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aligator: That's how we have been around for these million years... Adapting to whatever comes our way

@Eusantdac

2 жыл бұрын

They are really incredible at adapting. Better than many humans even.

@legioner9

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, except there is proof that million of years passed, everything stops at around 7000 years

Build a gater wall right now, they are invading florida😂

@kirara2516

4 ай бұрын

Invading? It was their home first. Those pythons on the other hand...

Never Knew Gators Could Climb Fences! 😮 They Have More Talent Than I Thought!

Gator is like I have been doing this before humans existed, the hell with this fence. Lol!

This really doesn't surprise me tbh, they look like a giant lizard even if they're not categorized as the same, still looks like a giant lizard, so why wouldn't they be able to climb?

@bigplanner

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@n8pk69

2 жыл бұрын

I just find it surprising because how heavy and slow they are on land. My guess was its just what they put in the water there in Florida because everything is crazy.

@punothebear

2 жыл бұрын

@@n8pk69 They are much faster than most folks think. Gators can lunge at more than 30 mph. I am more concerned about a snake coming through the plumbing and lying curled in my commode just waiting until I get up in the middle of the night to poop or pee.

@nola4lyfe844

2 жыл бұрын

@@n8pk69 bruh them hoes a lot faster than you think......I actually had to kick in to second gear when I took off.......I can laugh now but I was legit concerned for my nuts that day

@cb250nighthawk3

2 жыл бұрын

What if they can cling to walls like Lizardman. 🦎🐊

This reminds me of the great quote from the wise Jeff Goldblume, in the Jurassic movies… “ life finds a way.”😂

@theevilascotcompany9255

3 ай бұрын

You forgot to add all the weird pauses in that sentence.

@lilliankeane5731

3 ай бұрын

@@theevilascotcompany9255 😄. As only Jeff can in that style of his. 😄.

Once they figure out how to open doors, we're fucked.

The alligator said, “ Why are y’all putting my business on the news? If I wanted the world to know, I would’ve made a public announcement. Can an alligator get some privacy around here?” 🤨

@martinhall3315

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@dandradawson2882

2 жыл бұрын

Right he like nobody knew we could climb gates now look😭😭

@jillianleda6732

2 жыл бұрын

Did he really say that or are you just making it up?

@littlejoe9381

2 жыл бұрын

@@jillianleda6732 : He didn’t actually say those words, but he was thinking it. I could tell by the look on his face. 😁

@WellBeing999

2 жыл бұрын

@@jillianleda6732 is this a serious question 🤣

I recall Steve Irwin saying that they use their claws for climbing and that they can literally climb trees to go after prey. So don't think about going up in a tree to escape a gator attack.

@myfriendjenonline7831

3 жыл бұрын

I would at least try because I know I can’t out run them. Evolution has not served me well.

@alanaweaver8942

3 жыл бұрын

That maybe truth for younger alligators but a 400 lb would have difficulty hoisting itself up a tree

@JoelMartinez-ts1hr

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe small ones that are really hungry but the big ones will not waste energy since they'll most likely wait for you to come down.

@trentbell8276

3 жыл бұрын

It's a good thing humans can outrun alligators and crocodiles, or this would be extremely frightening

@trentbell8276

3 жыл бұрын

@@myfriendjenonline7831 Yes, you can indeed outrun them.

Now that they’ve figured out fences, the only way to escape an alligator is by running downhill.

I was told that in Florida the gators are known to scale a fence 6 feet tall and have been clocked at 20 mph. The family pets are not safe and should not be tied up in back yards. Then, I read where a 6 ft alligator was seen on a sidewalk., one morning with children feeding it and walking on his back. I said to myself, WTF.

Lieutenant: *You climb that fence you’re in the military!* Alligator: *Welp, benefits.*

"They wont remove the alligator from the base unless it poses danger" Well by that time the gardeners limbs would be gone.

@yankee7664

2 жыл бұрын

Gard. 👮 Does this alligator 🐊 has a security pass to be in the base..🧐. don't know Sr... 😟 well go and ask him...😵

@yankee7664

2 жыл бұрын

@Ivory alligator's 🐊, crocodiles, and Caimans..they will tray to get you if they have a change..😵..some of them , Yes they are less aggressive than others..🧐.but you don't want to play whit them to know🤯 ( have you see some videos when they are eating how aggressive they get )😟

@Top10G.s

2 жыл бұрын

I have to hire this alligator 🐊 to test how good they built my fence!

@yankee7664

2 жыл бұрын

@@Top10G.sWe better get a new Contractor to build that fence 🧐 Gard 👮 you better keep an eye on those alligator's 🐊 they keep going over the fence ( 👮 Sr. those alligator's are Navy seals ) 🤫

@icemike1

2 жыл бұрын

Who's invading who

G.I Gator was like:" time to climb out of character"

As a Floridian I can confirm that Alligators climb our backyard fences every day

"unless it poses a danger to people" Gator: I have the launch codes you asked for comrade just catching the plane as we speak

This alligator knows something. He was evacuating days before Dorian.

@angel_numbers

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

That's a deceased burglar reincarnated as an alligator.

Don't forget how they use their tails to break Glass Sliding doors to get into your houses lol 😆

That is James Bond dress as gator to spy on naval base.

@UnlimitedFlyers

4 жыл бұрын

Nay, obviously it's SOLID SNAKE! He got tired of BOXES!!! XD

Well, alligators have been around for millions of years along with the dinosaurs and outlived them. They have the ability to adapt. Especially, the ability to climb over fences lol.

@DoinLifeProductions

4 жыл бұрын

They are dinosaurs

@ccc-fd3ls

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I literally just said what you said! lol great minds think alike

@kamtarbol

4 жыл бұрын

So were you there

@earlem9771

3 жыл бұрын

You’ve been alive for less than a century. How did you manage to come up with that detailed “historic” account? Did you know carbon dating is not accurate?

@DieFlabbergast

3 жыл бұрын

Aha! So the dinosaurs put up fences to keep alligators/crocs out? Looks like that theory about intelligent dinosaurs was spot-on!

3 years later first time seeing April 24 2023

These dudes be evolving real quick.

Looks like we have a new joke "Why The chicken crossed the road" is retired now it's "Why did the gator climb the fence"

@kaisoisla

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha love it!

@soledisciple

2 жыл бұрын

Or "why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the gator who climbed the fence!" ;)

@TONEakaSHOW

2 жыл бұрын

@@soledisciple Lol good one

The alligator is just trying to warn someone about there cars extended warranty🌴

@j.s.10

2 жыл бұрын

Would've made a dang good commercial

@bl4ckrabb1t

2 жыл бұрын

There

@einundsiebenziger5488

2 жыл бұрын

... their* (!) car's* extended warranty.

@mra9546

2 жыл бұрын

There

@djmashuk

2 жыл бұрын

I’m about to start punching the air if everyone keeps trying to correct my “there”💀I said what I said‼️

The alligator scalator doesn't exist. The alligator scalator:

When Florida man is chasing you no fence is too high. Old alligator saying.

If I didn't see it, I would've NEVER believed it.

The nearest thing to a real Jurassic Park! 🐊

Perfect example of where there is a will, there is a way.

Is that a barbed wire fence? Its scales were probably too hard for it to get scratched.

True definition of “I’m not going to let anything stand in my way”

I love how people are so surprised by what gators can do. They been around longer than us lol

@Willowy13

Жыл бұрын

And they will be when the Western side of the world drives itself into extinction.

@nomen385

Жыл бұрын

Says who

@JR-ju3kj

Жыл бұрын

I should be more surprised by this but I'm really not. It's like how I wasn't surprised by the online clip of lions opening a car door in an African wildlife park or by the clip of a snake opening a door. They can all adapt to the changes that we humans have made in the natural environment around them. What really concerned me was how I remember a primate( ape) expert commenting on The Planet Of The Apes movies regarding how the apes were using guns in the movies and saying that as natural mimics, chimps COULD be taught physically to use firearms and other kinds of weapons( but the experts say that they aren't likely to use the guns against us). But just the fact alone that an animal( no matter how close in many ways chimps and other kinds of apes may be to us, they are STILL wild animals) could be taught to use guns is concerning.

@ConkersSquirrel

Жыл бұрын

Yet they still dont have iPhones...

@Eduardo_Espinoza

Жыл бұрын

Excellent reply @J R

I was born and raised in southwest Florida, in an area where there were plenty of gators, and I have never seen such a thing. Of course, during mating season, male alligators can be highly motivated to cover a lot of ground, traveling miles to where their prospects are better.

I lived in Florida for years and did not know that. Fascinating.

"The wall just got two feet higher." - Donald Trump

@starfireprincess

2 жыл бұрын

Who is Donald trump

@daveclark8337

2 жыл бұрын

If Donald Trump's Wall is made 2 feet higher, that would make it 2 foot tall, since he never built shit. He spent 4 years golfing and going to rallies instead of building The Wall, as promised.

@j.s.10

2 жыл бұрын

@@daveclark8337 Don't go for neither party but you're so full of BS! People like you shouldn't even be able to speak if not gonna state the whole truth.

@daveclark8337

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.s.10 Okay, please correct me. Exactly how many miles of Brand New Wall did Trump get built in his 4 years? And while you're at it, how much much of it did Mexico pay for?

@That90sGirl310

2 жыл бұрын

Two feet higher and still not two steps closer to being done. 🥴🥴 (I can’t believe people really believe that mf is finished lol poor bastards)

Gator: "I heard the grass is greener on the other side of the fence so imma check it out for myself". 😜🤪😁

@naomirichmond1240

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Zoologist: An alligator’s short legs and heavy body prevent him from climbing anything taller than 12 inches. God: Hold my beer!

That’s amazing but scary at the same time

Next thing you know they can open your locked doors.

@oneshothunter9877

Жыл бұрын

"Here's Johnny." Lol

@punchline43

10 ай бұрын

i was thinking more Jurassic Park.@@oneshothunter9877

Imagine you scaling the fence and turn around laughing only to see it scaling it as well

@TowerofAboveandBelow

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised Pikachu.

@nataliesparks4829

2 жыл бұрын

It didn't even struggle, just one swoop

Damn... that gator is more athletic than 65% of people.

Never ever have i saw a alligator perform the Scorpion. Now i've seen everything😂😂😂