I just watched eight and a half minutes worth of advertising voluntarily... this man is pure genius

@chk1tout

Жыл бұрын

I only had to scroll down 2 comments to see my own thoughts written 1 day before I thought of them...

@colmcgillveray1010

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that reflects on you.

@steffenbendel6031

Жыл бұрын

@@DangerousDeadman You could say, it is almost as refreshing as a Hawkstone Lager.

@jamesmacdonald8293

Жыл бұрын

Same :(

@leopard708

Жыл бұрын

@@DangerousDeadman nice

I've been really enjoying Clarkson's Farm and Richard Hammond's Workshop, It's great to see all they have been able to make... And just imagine, it's probable none of this would have been possible if Clarkson hadn't punched that man in the face.

@dandellar200

Жыл бұрын

True, he has a face anybody would punch.

@gave2haze

Жыл бұрын

Thank god it wasn't from punching piers morgan tho, that would have made him actually useful

@divAPEX

Жыл бұрын

i haven't watched a lot of those yet. i want to finish James may our man in japan first

@johnpiss4443

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@dazzaMusic

Жыл бұрын

I think Top gear ran its course anyway around that period they probably would’ve done it for a few more years and then quit because of the work conditions,

I can't believe I just willingly watched commercials because of this man's delivery

@jeronimo4702

Жыл бұрын

We feel you haha

@justforever96

Жыл бұрын

No reason advertising can't be entertaining.

@charliepreston5946

Жыл бұрын

First time I’ve ever wanted commercials to keep going

He made enough of these to make an 8 minute compilation wtf

@albert-uj8ci

Жыл бұрын

Not exactly Hollywood epics tho are they!

@huh8896

Жыл бұрын

@@albert-uj8ci tf you on? They’re better than anything Hollywood has put out in the past 10 years

@wardvandroogenbroeck786

Жыл бұрын

@@albert-uj8ci no they are better than that

@TermlessHGW

Жыл бұрын

He probably made them all in one afternoon.

@trainskitsetc

Жыл бұрын

Propper alan partridge level stuff

Wonder if James May sells it in his pub. Probably named it the bloody awful just to spite Jeremy.

@alexleech4490

Жыл бұрын

Technically, he can't call it that unless he puts Bovril and a brick in it.... #OGsknow

@Elenrai

Жыл бұрын

@@alexleech4490 I am now tempted to seek out James Mays Pub and order a bloody awful, I will probably be hung drawn and quatered but I feel like the risk of upsetting the locals is worth it!

@xtr3m3fLx

Жыл бұрын

@@Elenrai No no, you won't be hung, but ya just might be hanged...

@alee_enn

Жыл бұрын

@@alexleech4490 I actually got that reference. Very smoothie.

Clarkson doing beer ads or may making endless sandwiches is still more entertaining than new top gear

@cleverusername9369

Жыл бұрын

[THUD] Cheese.

@SinAster_19

Жыл бұрын

[THUD] Spam.

@hello_there3528

5 ай бұрын

Oh, everything is better than new top gear.

him constantly breaking advertising codes has probably made it sell twice as well as all the ads have ended up on the internet instead of TV, so they spread faster. Jezza has unintentionally developed a very effective marketing strategy.

@jestestuman

Жыл бұрын

Intentionally, I would say. He knows his stuff. He done this with ads on TG already, so now he can just improve.

@bombercountyblues

Жыл бұрын

You really think any of it was actually intended for TV in the first place?😳

@jestestuman

Жыл бұрын

@@bombercountyblues no, but the format was already defined. Now he used the opportunity to use it in reality.

@ziggybadans

Жыл бұрын

Haha definitely not unintentional. Jezza is a marketing genius, he has changed the way presenting is done on TV in a massive way, and the format of TV shows in general. He was so sad about leaving Top Gear because he had an ongoing vision for that show, an idea for how it was different to every other show out there! He knows how to grab peoples attention in a way without being obnoxious and in your face, which so many people do nowadays, which is why I love his style.

@DaleSteel

Жыл бұрын

Unintentionally? Wow your a very gullible person. You probably still think covid was legit too don't you? Bless.

I spend all of my time on KZread refreshing the page to skip adverts. Yet I gladly watched this. Long live Clarkson.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

use an adblocker!

@alfredfuxen5282

Жыл бұрын

​@@incTG LIAR!!!! You have 8:30 minutes of ads downloaded in you computer 🙄

@mozxz

Жыл бұрын

Adblock, it will save your IQ points for better use, to watch porn ad free for example....

@espben360

Жыл бұрын

It only this was the ad that would pop up instead of random shit 😂

@liamodonnell7212

Жыл бұрын

Can’t Adblock on my phone so I do the same. Just keep re-clicking the same vid up to 10 times lol

5:46 "Is it the Dacia Sandero?"

@Luke_Sandy_High_Ground

Жыл бұрын

Its delayed

@jakehodgson443

Жыл бұрын

Oh no!

@lightsfansofthewest481

Жыл бұрын

"Now...I've bought a bicycle."

There was so much Spring that even Vivaldi might report a copyright infringement case.

Speed and power solves many things

@dafalzonAUS

Жыл бұрын

Yessssssss

@-_-SpongeBob

Жыл бұрын

The sssppppeeeeeedddd!!

@Baz09

Жыл бұрын

Powerrrrr is key

@GloomGaiGar

Жыл бұрын

except growing barley

I love how he gets the maths wrong at 2:03

@TheChzoronzon

Жыл бұрын

Totally on purpose, I'd say

@danielvandam

Жыл бұрын

@@TheChzoronzon it’s just a mistake, it happens… your celeb heroes don’t have to be inch perfect do they?

@TheChzoronzon

Жыл бұрын

@@danielvandam Dude... do you think Jezza edits his own vids, and has nobody to check everything about them before posting the ad? Ffs, he even comically pauses... and this is one of the oldest tricks in the book to get Comments. Btw, "heroe" is the last thing I'd call him, lol... you are not only gullible, but thin skinned af :D

@danielvandam

Жыл бұрын

@@TheChzoronzon jesus the irony is almost palpable

"Twitter is for morons". The best thing Jeremy has ever said.

@Baz09

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@suckieduckie

Жыл бұрын

His explanation of twitter to Kaleb was even better: "Twitter is a platform for leftwing people to espouse their increasingly leftwing opinion to other leftwing people"

@moaningpheromones

Жыл бұрын

i believe he said 'fucking morons'. maybe you left out the fucking because it's fucking.

@gg2324

8 ай бұрын

i wonder what he would think of reddit lol

This is a collection of how to advertise to your intended demographic.

Funny how Jeremy isn't allowed to say Hawkstone Lagger is better than Birmingham ...but nobody raised a finger about saying it's better than Spain

@orwellboy1958

Жыл бұрын

I think that's because it's just a foregone conclusion.

@acesul8811

Жыл бұрын

The reason the South of France is such a popular holiday destination is because its the farthest south you can go without having to go to Spain.

@rossi19931

Жыл бұрын

As a brummie...it is better than burminam....an I've not seen this lager anywhere!!

@andylake3230

Жыл бұрын

The whole complaint about Jeremy's lager being better than Birmingham is completely void. You can't compare two totally different things, a city and a lager. It is irrelevant , it should compared to another lager like Carlsberg, and Hawkestone would probably be the best lager in the world.😁

They should have done this Keith Floyd-style and had Jeremy film all the commercials in one afternoon while getting progressively more and more pissed off his own lager.

@Hascienda27

Жыл бұрын

Can’t even swear on late night adverts nowadays let alone get wasted 🙄 really missed the golden age of the 70/80s tv

'Fuck me, that's good!' is probably the best advertising slogan, (pause) in the world!

@eugenemurray2940

Жыл бұрын

Probably...🤣

I love that the music makes the advert feel more sophisticated than it actually is

@vink6163

Жыл бұрын

Funny too because the song is called "Spring" (from Vivaldi's Four Seasons) and he's making the lager from Spring Barley, so it's actually quite a clever choice.

This kind of humour is sheer gold and much missed from TV screens. Keep going Jeremy!!

I'm a Guinness drinker myself and have never had Jeremys beer but I am from Birmingham and can already say without even trying it that it is better than Birmingham 👍

@taimaishu-nao1922

Жыл бұрын

You think he actually meant Birmingham, Alabama where he and the rest of the trio were attacked on their trek across the Southern US?

@tommillard4193

Жыл бұрын

@@taimaishu-nao1922 who knows Birmingham UK is as bad

@MyUnoriginalUsername

Жыл бұрын

@@taimaishu-nao1922 It's a national running joke how shit Birmingham is compared to all the other cities in the UK.

@syko2695

Жыл бұрын

@@MyUnoriginalUsername Not necessarily, it's fantastic if you fancy a stab wound or a rat-infested council house

@justincase9471

Жыл бұрын

@@syko2695 Sounds like a nice place for a holiday trip with the fam

5:07 We all know how fast geoff goes.

@user-acs64

Жыл бұрын

about 10 mph

@Lincolntowncoupe

Жыл бұрын

Not as fast as a Prius but faster than a G Wiz

@spinningmonkey2358

Жыл бұрын

Jeff

@Jeff.78

Жыл бұрын

@@spinningmonkey2358 Yes?

@CarShopping101

Жыл бұрын

@@spinningmonkey2358 Geoff. And Grahame.

I will skip two adds every video. Yet I just sat and binge-watched all of Clarkson's adds. Quality.

This Hawkstone Lager guy is pretty cool. He should apply to host a car show.

@darenholzinger4587

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@wordforever117

Жыл бұрын

He must be the only guy for whom getting fired equates to a serious promotion.

I don't usually watch advertisements but Clarkson's dialect and appearance can't take your eyes off the screen. Long live Clarkson.

2:27 "Diddly *Scot* Farm"? How many Hawkstones have you had Jezza?

@someone2506

Жыл бұрын

"Yes"

5:46 What? The "Hawkstone Lager" ads are seriously increase on high demand... "Ohh Nooo!" Anyway?

Absolute genius of a man. Grew up watching his show, (top gear), which the BBC tried and failed. Jezza says things that are true and says what , probably everyone else want to say. But too affraid to say. National treasur.

@Luke_Sandy_High_Ground

Жыл бұрын

His genius is almost frightening

2:40-2:55. This is the best advert for hawkstone. All the other companies are more like ''don't combine alcohol and work'' Clarkson ''You can't beat a cold refreshing pint of my lager, before heading out to work in the morning'' This man is a legend

It’s the way the music comes in every time

The man understands good humor.

I moved out of UK almost year ago. I wish to come back just to have pint of Hawkstone Lager at some local British pub.

It’s a testament to the man that he can have himself literally walking in the raw product that you’d be drinking, and it’s still an effective advert

His genius knows no bounds

@TheSonnyGo

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes, it's almost frightening.

@cleverusername9369

Жыл бұрын

It generates gravity and is audible if one listens closely

His genius is so profound we all watched 8mins of adverts 😂 truly frightening

He should get Gerald to do a Hawkstone lager add, with a prize for the first person to work out what he said. Cheers

@georgesaddington1274

3 ай бұрын

yeah and nsnjinsiubo sjubionbsk jhijn injns body armour in the jnijbsobho js jnsib when its cloudy jbdbob, sjbohbs, ajbjd and the sharp bottle, you'll never jhbsoubs in there.

When you drink a dozen or so bottles of Hawkstone Lager you experience 12 to 18 hours of lost time before regaining consciousness in the middle of a roundabout somewhere just out side Milton Keynes with your jeans smelling like paint stripper. Fucking good night

I don't dance, but I would like to get drunk on Jeremy's beer and dance around the Hawkstone. Wait, I'll just drink three (or six) and walk around the rock.

There's nothing quite like Clarkson being himself selling his drink with Vivaldi being played constantly on the background.

I like how the lawyers didn’t object to him saying his lager is “six times better” than God’s creation but did object to him saying it’s “better than Birmingham”.

@mattBLACKpunk

Жыл бұрын

Rest of the universe just pulling Birmingham down

@watchdog7263

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he said that because Hammond is from Birmingham 😂

@hexaV_

Жыл бұрын

and Spain

Springtime is upon us !

0:47 HE SAID IT

7:00 Hawkstone Lager, now with added flavour from Clarkson's shoes and pants.

Imagine when KZread ads were like this

When he said "Good news" i immediately thought of the dacia sandero clip

Take a drink of Hawkstone Lager every time Jeremy says Hawkstone Lager!

Sir Jeramy Clarkson has spoken 😂

Can this be imported to the US? Asking for a friend...

Hard to make, easy to drink really is a great little saying for a beer. Simple, but for a small scale brewery, true.

He is a treasure. I will never ever forget how much pleasure watching him work has been in my life. Sucks we have to get old. But he’s definitely doing it in style.

I'd rather watch this video on repeat for 45 minutes than an episode of the 'new' top gear.

Every time I start to forget how funny he is, he comes along and reminds me.

This is the best advertising anyone could ask for honest and to the point we all make averts like this.

beer

Well now I know what I'm drinking next weekend. Praying shipping ain't too long

I need this imported to Canada now. We need to get Jeremy a new car.

@Elenrai

Жыл бұрын

he needs his own car brand, the hawkstone! the fuel source is obvious!

@bignelly9476

Жыл бұрын

@@Elenrai there would be a trim level called speed and power

@waltch5711

Жыл бұрын

@@Elenrai drunk driving will be easier than ever

@N1611n

Жыл бұрын

@@Elenrai The contents of your bladder after a skin full of Hawkstone. 😁

@GloomGaiGar

Жыл бұрын

@@bignelly9476 no that's the only trim level lol

Never thought I'd watch this many adverts again lol...

the return of the babeh jeesus

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to Jeeza, Lisa, Kaleb, any dogs and other pets, all livestock and any birds, mammals, fish or insects present at the farm and the Hawkstone.

I want to see this at my local in Australia!

GOOD NEWS!

@bmstylee

Жыл бұрын

Is it the Dacia Sandero?

@StockportJambo

Жыл бұрын

Oh no! anyway...

Hearing Jeremy swear without the bleeps feels oddly cathartic.

Everything this bloke does is hilarious! We love ya mate.👍

I love everything about this

i love this man

He becoming more of a villain every second and I love it.

Hawkstone Lager on the Perfect Draft is fantastic.

Best advertisements since the " VW scirocco TDI, Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"

Totally agree with the George Clooney thing.

If I wasnt already going to like this, the "Fuck off George Clooney" would have won me over. 😂

If there is an order of some hawkstone going to Germany it might be mine. I had to laugh for 8:37minutes. I love everything Clarkson, Hammond or May are doing and I do watch it in english if anyhow possible, because the German translation has a German license and is playing by the rules, which isn´t as funny as the original.

There won’t be any left as Jezza is drinking it all😂

i swear if i had all ads like this i still would have watched tv

I'll never not smile at how he says "Baby Jesus"

The only ads I’d willingly watch 😂

Living legend.

I always skipped ads even famous super bowl ads.but now Voluntarily watch JC ads compilation 🤣🤣🤣

jeremy clarkson is a human treasure

Okay. I just spent eight minutes watching commercials for a beer I can't buy where I live. Give it up for Clarkson

You can't buy it anywhere because Clarkson drank it all

Missed a trick , needed Gerald telling us how good the Hawkstone larger is :) That's real box office

@jaynelson6228

Жыл бұрын

With subtitles please

Session beer used to equal any beer, but that was last year.

Some say it's also called "Top Beer".

I can also confirm Hawkstone Lager, made with spring barley from Diddly Squat Farm is indeed "fucking good.."

This is a proper ad

The sheer vibes of malicious compliance Jeremy exudes warms my soul I cannot lie

Hang on a minute... Did I just basically watch an 8 minute advertisement for beer made by Jeremy Clarkson... Huh... He good at keeping my attention I'll give him that.

Very beautiful

Only Clarkson makes ads that I’d actually like to watch!

Does anyone else think that Spring the Four Seasons just works so well for these ads?

Hawkstone Lager fixed my marriage.

There should be something like an adblocker but instead of outright blocking ads it replaces them with Clarkson’s lager ads.

Great ads. Had a pint of Sullivans Irish pale ale yesterday. Its also fucking good... it really is.

im sold

1:08 "Fuck me, that's good" Every advertiser ever has wanted to use that line.

@moaningpheromones

Жыл бұрын

fuck me, that's good (unedited)

Lisa needs to get him back on Wine rations. They do also sell it in my local Co-op and it is quite good!

Jeremy Clarkson says it as it is no frills hilarious,talented, savvy business man oh yes and really does have a heart .

You’ve got to love Jeremy, he just doesn’t give a F£&k about what he says what a absolute legend

He'll Yeah I Will buy Hawkstone Lager

hahahaha, the last piece with Gorge Clooney was the best.

Jeremy your adverts for Hawkstone lager are fabulous we have bought. So I shall say cheers as I take a swig happy .Christmas. to you all and see you all on the farm next yearl 🍻 🚜🎄