if you put Steve Buscemi's eyes on it, you can call it Steve Trascemi😅

@airypersiflage

10 күн бұрын

heck YES

@fighttheevilrobots3417

10 күн бұрын

Awww we really are family here

@valerievalois6263

9 күн бұрын

Yessssss❤😂

@Nicole-jv8xr

9 күн бұрын

😂😂

@doedarling1215

9 күн бұрын

Yes!!!!!!!!

Ohh. You should have an Anne card. Describe the next product with no cussing or sexual references. Cause Anne would never. 😆

@pinkTonya24

7 күн бұрын

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN THE DUMPSTER !!

I love watching Alex’s top lip grow so much it suddenly existed.

I love the Alex square. I am so impressed how he handled the duck plump I can't even put it near my mouth without my nose burning

Alex daintily putting on the gloss is killing me 😂

“That’s a mid tender” truer words have never been spoken.. canes is… fine..

If Steve Buscemi’s name is ever in any question the answer is always yes.

@pinkTonya24

7 күн бұрын

Steve Buscemi is one of my favorite actors ! He was fantastic on Boardwalk Empire!

I almost spit my drink out when Alex was like “So I have to put it on my asshole.”😂😂😂

Dumpster Idea: Purchase Makeup Revolution

You should also make a section where we get to vote on the products and you have to buy the product we voted for! Put that in the garbage bin as well...just a suggestion 😂❤

@h4iloween

10 күн бұрын

Wait I love this

Teletubbies freak me the fuck out. My little sister was born in '96 so she was the prime Teletubbies demographic. We had to ban her from watching it. Why? Because every time the show ended _she would scream bloody murder._ Like distressed WAILING. She didn't do it with any other show, even her absolute favorites like Arthur and Blue's Clues. It was unnerving as fuck. And now at 28 she cannot even articulate why she did that because while she remembers watching Teletubbies, she doesn't remember the axe murder screaming tears. Just start playing the _Psycho_ stabby music over that damn baby sun abomination and be done with it. That palette is going to come alive in the night and shove cadmium down your throat in your sleep or something. 🙃

@Lemonade_Stand_

9 күн бұрын

Look up the show Boobah, it's like Teletubbies creepy knockoff cousin.

@greeneyedsoutherngirl6468

9 күн бұрын

That show scared the hell out of me and I was in high school maybe? I remember we had a conspiracy theory it sent little kids subliminal messages 😂😂🙈

@beckybertish7841

8 күн бұрын

I was too old for it but when I babysat my cousin she would watch teletubbies. It was always a weird fever dream to me. I also remember jerry fallwell being wierd about them.

Moe kills me, lol. He is out of this world. The fact that he as a British accent slays me.

For the dumpster: Remove lip combo and grossly overline your lips and the ugliest lipstick you have that does not work with your current look.

@amyacosta6376

9 күн бұрын

Nail polishes.

@sevenoctobers7471

9 күн бұрын

Oh this is a good one! ☺️

Item for the dumpster: You must spin the wheel and buy the product that turns up - good, bad, or $$$$

@tastycar

10 күн бұрын

This is genius

I normally don’t care for people bringing their partners on board, but Alex Giamatti is a DELIGHT!

That would be Pawmi from the 9th generation of Pokemon - aka Pokemon Scarlet/Violet. It is an electric type that evolves into an electric/fighting type.

I'm calling it, Blues Clues and Dora the Explorer collabs are gonna be next. I don't even know how I feel about that tho, lol

@Lemonade_Stand_

9 күн бұрын

I want Arthur.

“Now I’m gonna eat a hot dog and put it on Patreon!!”🤣🤣🤣I am dying!!!😂😂😂❤

I'm tipsy on a Monday night and that Tarte palette is whispering in my ear. I feel dirty.

@MissFruityPie

10 күн бұрын

Gurl leave it in the cart until you're sober

When you said you should put steve Buscemi eyes on the dumpster, i will be very sad if you dont actually print out pictures of his eyes and tape them on😂💜

Exactly what I needed today...going to have a 2pm jug of wine and laugh my poussay off

@wendyperdue6650

10 күн бұрын

🥃 for me and my sides hurt 😂

@julias5980

10 күн бұрын

Fellow Monday night drinker, I salute you!

I'm good on the Teletubbies launch, all I can imagine is Tubbie Custard being a foundation or some such nonsense!

@courtneygavel2939

9 күн бұрын

Haha this comment ! 😂 ….the Tubbie Toast a make-up sponge lol

@Heather_A1

3 күн бұрын

@@courtneygavel2939 yesssss! lol

Coming from a born and raised Texan, if you can ever get your hands on the lemonade the local Taquerias make from real lemons, you’ve made it to pure sweet summer nirvana. The only time I’ve had one that came close was front the State Fair of Texas. But now all this talk about spiked lemonade has me on a trip to the liquor store for some Tito’s and Canes for lemonade. I’m such an easy influenced person 😂🍋🧊

Your makeup & hair are ON POINT today. You look mah-ve-lous darling :D

I like how the Tarte color correctors have a small pointed applicator for pinpoint correcting under the eyes. Lately I’ve seen several artists showing how to cancel out the shadow only where the shadow is. Not completely under the eye like concealer. And with this kind of application on acne and dark spots around the face it should make it much easier to pinpoint.

Caines: Mid chicken tender, sub par fries. Do not understand the hype. As a Texas girl if I'm getting chicken tenders it's going to be from Chicken Express with white gravy.

@marywiththelonghair1330

10 күн бұрын

Fellow Texas girl, and chicken express is definitely better - but I go to slim chickens or golden chick usually ❤. Canes can suck it

@kriscynical

10 күн бұрын

@@marywiththelonghair1330 I've never been to Golden Chick even though there is one in the area. I've never heard of Slim Chickens, though. What part of Texas are you in? I'm DFW.

@emicb999

5 күн бұрын

Hello Texans! Do you have a recommendation in so cal?? I thought cane was delicious 😰

"It looks angry...or unhappy" 😂

This is the second edition of the Glowplay blushes. Blush Please is fantastic and I see they have kept it. Thank goodness 😂

I love it when Alex comes on😂❤ He’s hilarious🤣

I feel like the Lunar Beauty blushes are just the standard 6 shades brands do. Like. Where’s the browns? The grungy blushes? Give us something different please and thank you. So tired of seeing the same basic 5-6 shades with most brands. I want to see some nude blushes. Some brownies. Not the same shit, that I already own.

@tigermilkkkk2199

4 күн бұрын

ME TOO it's so disappointing no brands are willing to branch out!!!

Had a giggle when you were introducing Alex and his photo was in the corner and you pointed up to him. It looked like he was your finger puppet.

Teletubbies creep me out. I made sure my kids never caught a glimpse of it. Couldn’t bring it over me to ruin their brains.

Steve Buscemi eyes 👏👏👏 love him plus bonus for being a New Yorker

Yessssssss - my husband and I also answer the phone with “Ahoy-hoy!” AS ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL AND MR. BURNS INTENDED!

@mycatisjudgingyou

10 күн бұрын

My husband and I do that too and we say "iced cream" like Mr. Burns 😂

@j4nasar

9 күн бұрын

Same here 😂

25:25 i know others have already said it but he's PAWMI!! and he's my favourite pikachu clone/electric rodent. he's just a lil guy.

The MAC glow formula is definitely not new, in fact it’s at Ulta. they have some really good nude shades for blush. Been loving them for years now! So excited that they’re making new shades.

Alex that is a fabulous pouty lip. 👄 ☠️

Peach perfect looks beautiful! Also, that color matches Alex’s shirt and is definitely a great color on him!

I wish people would stop supporting Lunar Beauty, Manny has been actively supporting James Charles

@lucifera1456

9 күн бұрын

Soooo agree with this!! He also came out in defense of Coleen Balinger.. let’s stop supporting predator protectors!!!!

@saltyseafoam

9 күн бұрын

I agree

As someone whose formative child years was spent in the UK when the Jamie Bulger case happened, I just can't get on board with anything to do with Chucky or Child's Play *shudder*

I love that you now predict the weather by touching chins 😂

AGREE 100% about Raising Cane - very mediocre. We tried it once and won't bother another time. In my old age, we now have liquor for cooking, liquor for mixing, then the nice smooth tasty for sipping.

I'm excited for Oden's Eye tomorrow. I didn't get a blush or highlighter previously and so really want one each of those and the palette looks pretty.

I'm with you Theresa with the plumping lip products....why?? I put one on by accident and it ruined 1/2 my 50th birthday dinner 🔥🌋🌡️💋🇮🇪🍀💚

That Turtle collection is adorable. I want it to watch me shower and never go away.

Alex is fking HYSTERICAL!!

Forever loving these videos! You’re smashing it, garbage queen 💚

Haven’t the glowplay blushes been out for like 4 years? Am I hallucinating?

@UnboxLili88

9 күн бұрын

Yup! I love them. They got reformulated though and there are 6 new shades I think.

They’re trying to tap in to nostalgia. I can’t. Next will be Barney makeup

Deliverance ..."you got a prutty mouth..."🤣🤣🤣

Straight up Mimi Bobeck blue eyeshadow in the dumpster!

I busted out laughing when Alex said “I heard that in my eyes “ 😂😂😂

The glow play blushes are amazing. They blend easily and are gorgeous on the skin. They’ve been around for a few years.

"DONT BAG SHAME" 😂

I am all blushed out too. Teletubbies scares the crap out of me

Alex applying spicy lip gloss is everything 42:24

4:05 I wanna know who has the best chicken tenders? 39:22 answering the phone with "ahoy ahoy" is why I love you lmao 😂😂😂😂

Mac already has a glow play collection and, more specifically, the blushes.

for the dumpster: , gel your bangs up like there's something about Mary

DUSTY QVC 😂😂😂 deadsies

Highly recommend getting some frozen fruit, especially raspberries or blueberries, to use as ice cubes in your spiked lemonade!! Or if you really want to get crazy some lavender syrup actually pairs well with lemonade, spiked or not

The Glamelite Chucky bags look like padded lunchboxes to me.

Omg I feel the same about raising canes. People always act like I'm crazy for saying it

So I guess we can expect a collab with Barney the purple dinosaur at some point in the near future…

I have so many comments that I’ll keep to myself 😂💀 NYX and Alex for the win!

Can we have Alex test all limp plumbers from now on? 😂 I’m so 💀

Alex 😂😂😂 picked the wrong card

Dumpster idea: eliminate your favorite product left on the wheel but you can’t say even a peep about it

OMFG I WAS ONE OF THE KIDS TRAUMATIZED BY TELETUBBUES I CRIED FOR 2 DAYS THIS UNLOCKED A DEEP MEMORY OMFG

9:01 Theresa that needs to be a MEME for the whole world to enjoy ! Someone PLEASE mame this a meme or a gif !

Glisten just does water-activated liners for the most part. So, I expect just those 4 colors in a liner palette or something.

LOL the way you complimented Costco Someone’s being a Costco girl 😎

My bf has a recommendation for the dumpster: Multiple cards for "add more eyeliner". The more you pull, the more intense the eyeliner gets lol

The lip plumper had me 😂😂😂

Dragonball Z took me out completely 🤣🤣

That's funny! Those lip plumpers don't bother me either. I actually really enjoy them!

An idea for the dumpster: put on a cosmetic in a crazy or repulsive shade, and must wear it rest of the video... (i.e. eyeliner, lippie.)

The Tarte powder is now at Sephora and Ulta! It's on my wishlist.

The Tarte Reflections palette is in Sephora UK. I saw it when I went past the store yesterday. I didn't go close up enough to check the glitter status, because it is really pretty in real life and I knew that I'd probably have bought it if I went in... I very well might end up going back for it anyway, but at least I tried to resist.

Every time you spin Alex I’m excited and this episode did not disappoint 😂😂😂

Teletubbies are bears with sex toys on their heads. UGH Please NOOOO!!!! Love the Steve Buscemi eyes thought. Looking forward to the Peach palette! Alex: My lip looks like a ballpark hotdog...they plump when you cook them...LOL!!!!

All I know is that Teletubbies launch better be awesome to make up for the fact that they missed doing a Pride month launch and making all the h- phobes mad.

I flippin' love you and Alex! 😂❤😂 PS..tell him I went to his channel the other day and subbed. So, yes, I will be watching one of his videos as a thank you!

Alex has some duck face for real!! Lol

I really liked the maracuja creaseless concealer, but it wasn’t creaseless. It had high coverage, but was moisturizing and dewy.

OMG the two of you together is pure gold.

Wow! Alex’s lip really did look like a ballpark hotdog. That’s why I won’t even try that duck plump. 🤣 Love this new video style. It’s so fun! ❤

I remember I had a yellow teletubbies backpack when I was a kid lol. I would not buy the makeup product, I don’t feel the nostalgia because I don’t remember the show much. Their faces are kind of creepy looking idk why I watched it lol. I think it’s going to be a colorful eyeshadow palette

Alex: "What exactly is spicy butthole?" Theresa: *maniacal laughter over the phone* I was laughing so hard I had to pause it

You got a pretty mouth is killing me. You guys have *the best* chemistry

I’ve never heard of Glisten Cosmetics, but my son Benjamin was born in 1996 and loved the Teletubbies! On Saturday nights we’d go and rent videos and he always picked the same Teletubbies VHS to watch over and over! And he had a little pool I had got from Walmart and the kids on the Teletubbies just happened to have the exact same one! So we’d be watching it and the scene with the kids filling up their “paddling pool” would come on and EVERY TIME my son would get confused and say “MY POOL!” And then run to make sure his pool was there (and it was every time) so he’d be running back and forth and I’d try to explain it just looked like his pool! 😆😂 One of my favorite moments! I’m looking forward to checking out what this brand comes out with!

Alex is a boss haha that nyx duck plump is sooooo freaking spicy...I can handle lip plumpers usually but that one was wayyyy too much for me.

That Chucky mirror looks like it has one of those too big handles that is square and sharp like they did for Freddy Krueger. It's uncomfortable to hold. I was really bummed by it.

I want to try the hourglass blushes! The tarte creaseless powders are now at Sephora. I just bought the pink and lavender, can’t wait till they get here. I hate buying on qvc, they add shitty accessories to the makeup which drives up the prices.

Ulta has the new Mac blushes and lip balms! The glow play blush is a formula that his been around for a while but the launched new shades.

I need...no...I WANT AND NEED a tutorial on that eyeshadow look....NOW!!! IMMEDIATELY!! Please please please???? 😂😂😂😂😂

Love your eyeshadow! 💙

This was a great video.

Woooo!! 🙌🏻 this is my favorite series ever lol

You having me cracking up this episode 😂