Petition to put googly eyes on the trash can. One like one vote!

@mycatisjudgingyou

9 күн бұрын

We need googly eyes!

@danielleddannheiser1381

9 күн бұрын

Yes!!!!!!!

@DaisyMooster

9 күн бұрын

Everything is better with googly eyes.

@christinalaska

9 күн бұрын

Yes!!! Maybe little Mrs. Potato head parts 🤣🤣🤣

@Little.MissDiagnosed

9 күн бұрын

Must. Vote. Twice.

"That's not including tax!" - Alex, while staring off into the oblivion wondering how much Theresa must have spent on her makeup bag collection if a comb and clip costs $56, probably.

@TheresaisDead

9 күн бұрын

LOL!!!!!!!

@blendofdays

9 күн бұрын

I just wheeze laughed so fkn loud because yesssss 🥲💀

Conspiracy theory: the glossier comb is purposefully ridiculously expensive to make the lip balms appear more reasonable.

Trash can idea: You have to read about/describe the next item you land on as Truck Stop Tammy. 😂

@cherylseagraves3884

8 күн бұрын

YES!!

@thegoodthebadtheglittery

8 күн бұрын

YES

@eliza448

8 күн бұрын

Love it

😂😂😂 Alex: "I'M NOT ON THE TOILET! ...this time..." Theresa: "Well, he's getting off the toilet..." 🥝💚🖤

I love that Alex has now entered the game! ❤😂😊 He is such a good sport.

Alex’s reaction about Glossier…. It’s priceless!!!!! 🤣😎🎉 Oh, I learned a lot of “impolite language” when my dad stepped on Lego bricks.

@fleetwoodmacncheese4159

9 күн бұрын

When I first heard of Glossier I thought it was pronounced like its spelled and the reason I though that was bc their gloss was glossier than other glosses.............. Like, "we're *Glossier* than the competition" kind of thing...I thought they were trying to be punny. 😂 Their gloss is some really glossy gloss too. 🤣 ...Gloss... I had to say it one more time. 🥝💚🖤

If you ever get the "END THE GAME", can you fool us by having a long video of nothing after so we can't tell by the video length? I want to be surprised LOL

@gis3ll3ramir3z99

7 күн бұрын

Truueee. Or bloopers, that would be hilarious.

Theresa: I’m getting closer to death and it’s what I want to bathe myself in- Me: DEATH! Theresa: browns, and neutrals, and shit like that. Me: Oh, okay…

Dumpster idea: Alex takes a shot

@TheresaisDead

9 күн бұрын

LOL he doesn't drink, but maybe we can get him to do a shot of gross hot sauce, that could work!

@SNMarlene

8 күн бұрын

@@TheresaisDeadyou know those super different Japanese sodas, like sea salt or cucumber or cheese? LOL poor Alex

YES! To Alex’s opinion of the Glossier products… they look cheap. As long as people continue to spend the money on these brands they will continue to raise prices. Well I guess we Can’t blame them for taking advantage of people if they get away with it lol.

Theresa: "What's that pallet called? Doll Parts?" I personally would pay good money for a pallet called Doll Parts. I don't even care what the color story is. 😂🤪

@squeakco

8 күн бұрын

Hole!

@ChrystalVanDusseldorp

8 күн бұрын

She should rename Sugar and Grunge Doll Parts in honor of the 90's. 😄

Dumpster suggestion: cover you face in your least favorite shade of the most recent highlighter you purchased (you get to use a product you did not like AND get to glisten like the alien goddess you are!). Hugs

@robinlibby8388

9 күн бұрын

It should be called glitter bukkake...

Alex: "It's only your fault"😂

I think you should add the Patrick Ta highlighter to the dumpster. It will perfect every look.

@TheresaisDead

9 күн бұрын

LOL!

You would LOVE Key West. It is a PRIME people watching place. Weirdos abound literally everywhere you look…in the very best way. Last time I went, it did feel like being on the surface of the sun because I was there like an idiot in July, but go in September or October and have a BLAST.

@TheresaisDead

9 күн бұрын

I do love people watching haha I need to go

@skemick

9 күн бұрын

We go in mid November. It’s perfect.

@onednp

8 күн бұрын

I went last October and I feel like it is where the IDGAF cool retired people migrate to before they age out of independent living. My kids were petitioning to move there from the moment we got there and we were moping for days after leaving.

Dumpster Idea: Racoon time - badly apply three extra coats of mascara

Imagine Alex has to call one of your influencer friends to ask what they think of the latest Shahlit Teelbrrie or Daddy Colourpop release 😂

@ldraxx

8 күн бұрын

Shahleet tillbrrrrie…….

I love how you react to the dumpster options as if you didn't create them.

@TheresaisDead

9 күн бұрын

I didn’t create the taking off makeup, that was created by a lovely subscriber 🩷

@maetherabbit9999

9 күн бұрын

@@TheresaisDead So lovely LOL

You could do a lemon drop shot. It's like a tequila shot but you use vodka sugar and lemon. It's kind of tasty.

@ElenaV.1314

9 күн бұрын

I was just wanting a lemon drop earlier today! So yummy 😄

preach it husband! hahah no spf and its a summer release! love it

Alex 😂😂 his commentary is THE BEST 🙌🙌 but seriously, who the hell is paying $30+ for a COMB? 🤦🏻‍♀️

@ChrystalVanDusseldorp

8 күн бұрын

Exactly! My awesome Tangle Teazer dual-sided comb is $13. 😮

@ldraxx

8 күн бұрын

Some rich girl who tosses it in the bag for fun….

Now that Tarte is on a full terror alert. . . .🤷‍♀️

@TheresaisDead

9 күн бұрын

As they should be!

This keeps getting better and better, I was laughing so hard my family came in to check on me

@barbiek0715

9 күн бұрын

Lol

😂😂 Loved Alex's segment. Financially, none of it makes sense. I'd rather drop $20 at Walgreens or Wally World and find cute treasure dupes. I get paid less than $20/hr, and for stuff that really does look cheap, I'm not interested! --me, as I laugh wearing Pat McGrath eyeshadow and CT Pillow Talk with a $3 crease shade and other drugstore makeup

I'm absolutely addicted to your channel. Thank you for always being honest and bringing happiness to my day.

I have a dumpster suggestion too! You have to remove your makeup than do a face full of highlighters with the worse formula to date and than my second one that is your eye brow colors have be two different colors and not natural colors and has to be filled in by eyeshadow only. 😂. Edit: the brows need to be thick like 2016 and they cannot match.

@maryeckel9682

8 күн бұрын

Cousins, not sisters

@Girlbossart24

8 күн бұрын

@maryeckel9682 yes! 😂

Having a super bad mental health day. So happy you showed up! ❤

Man, that orange plastic comb for what? $30+! Geebus cripes 😱

@ChrystalVanDusseldorp

8 күн бұрын

Agree! I love my Tangle Teazer dual-sided comb and it was $13. 😦

Not me sitting at home at my WFH office job waiting for you to upload today so that I could finish that bag of chips in the cupboard that's waiting for me 😂

Suggestion for the dumpster: write a haiku about the next product. I’m glad Alex made it to the big time! 😂

I think the Nomad should have named it the Miami Palette. I picture The Keys as softer color palette. It’s a pretty palette though. Whatever you doing Theresa, you are looking great!

“Yeah, thank you mackdaddyy, with 2 y’s, yeah!” I’m telling you when Alex said that I busted out laughing! 😂

Glossier was the only thing that appealed to me because I love the ultra lips, but then Alex said what he said, so I guess that money is going in my chicky nuggie fund instead 😆 Also Milagro silver tequila is my go to for shots, but girl you need some lime wedges or something to bite afterwards! If you must shoot Vodka, you could do grapefruit wedges - like a Greyhound but shot style 😘❤

@ChrystalVanDusseldorp

8 күн бұрын

Try shooting a reposado tequila! No lime needed, it's delicious. 😋😋😋

This was so much fun 😆 Alex is a true gem 💎 lol y’all, the mozzarella sticks took me out 😂🙌🏻

You did the Hawk Tuah!!!! 😂😂😂

Pink Whitney for a shot!! Its pink lemonade flavoured vodka (assuming youve never tried LOL) its 100 cals a shot which is i mean take it or leave it but id rather a shot of vodka over one of those soccer mom 100cal nature bars ;)

Not Alex reading me for using claw clips as chip clips

I feel like that Out of Office lip liner would be awkward to use. Like the weight of the lipstick on the end might make it cumbersome. But those colors are gorgeous, so probably worth it 😂

As a mozzarella stick connoisseur, I personally think Arby's has some incredible sticks.

17:18 "You can clip other things. You can clip your hat, you can your clip cat, if you're a piece of shit." Thanks for this $22 hat/cat torture device, Glossier 😂

The Alex space was genius 😂

It is weird seeing many large palettes launching when everywhere I turn there is more and more people moving towards singles and tiny palettes.

Limoncello

Fuckin lady kill’s me, every time.

If the gloss is the same, don’t do it. I don’t know how to say this where I don’t get deleted, but the gloss I tried tasted like…a slightly less foul but salty, somewhat gelatinous substance that a lot of people prefer not to swallow. I was immediately skeeved out.

@maryeckel9682

8 күн бұрын

A little...fishy, maybe?

@Linaskye143

8 күн бұрын

@@maryeckel9682 Nah, more like…a white odd tasting substance…maybe some of it tastes fishy?

“ I’m not mad, I’m disappointed “ same Alex same. Glossier , shove that 34$ comb up your makeup no makeup butt.

I love that you lost an eyebrow.

The covering one eye to read is killing me.

Starting the video out with "hawk tuah" tickles me so good. I adore Alex's appearances on your vids. Love to you both, always.

That BBB palette - I feel like Unearthly did it better in a much smaller package. BBB's palettes are ALWAYS too big. You're telling me all those pinky reds are going to look different on the eyes? I bet they don't.

omfg Alex with the cat in the hat quote is killing me 🤣🤣 he's right though, those prices with Glossier is absolutely nuts!!

@ChrystalVanDusseldorp

8 күн бұрын

Exactly! My awesome Tangle Teazer dual-sided comb is $13. 😮

Dumpster dive alcohol: Everclear

@ChrystalVanDusseldorp

8 күн бұрын

I just went back to my high school days in the late 90's 🤢🤢🤢

@robinb1317

8 күн бұрын

@@ChrystalVanDusseldorp lol. Could also double as a nail polish remover.I wouldn’t want to pull it from the dumpster dive.

Im so excited about that dead, bloated fish-color gloss. It's right up my alley, and I'm not joking, unfortunately. Can't wait!

Ok hear me out😂....... someone come up with a shot that can be called garbage that looks like trash but tastes amazing. It can be the official shot for the wheel😀

I love thay little candid opening conversation with you and Paul Giamatti

Oh Heeeey, If these aren’t already in your dumpster how about these - declutter a recent purchase - Alex chooses your next purchase - declutter a beloved ‘would go into the casket’ with you product Sorry not sorry 🖤

@squeakco

8 күн бұрын

No to the declutter ones. Ok for Alex

@tazipea

8 күн бұрын

@@squeakco I would disagree. nothing better than watching the libra angst in making a decision 😂

God this thumbnail is another mother f 80s kids masterpiece 👏😻

Alex’s “I’m not just mad I’m disappointed” rant re: Glossier’s entire brand ethos had me rolling but also I bought both the ultra lips im so sorry it’s me hi im the problem

Your cheekbones are soooooooo beautiful!!!! 😍

14:39 3 in 1 balm... how do they do it... Hilarious

😂😂 Whoever came up with the 'wipe off half of your makeup' prompt is a genius

Alex! I can NOT. I laughed so hard. Theresa, I've loved your channel for years. Thank you for being our Garbage Queen.

Pleasantville is the only movie I remeber starting out in black and white and turned color. ❤

@squeakco

8 күн бұрын

Wizard of oz?

@TaylerBootz

8 күн бұрын

@squeakco that was the OG movie that introduced technicolor. She seemed to be thinking of a more "recent" movie.

okay so I'm not the only one who struggles when taking shots lol.

"Why would you burn it" made me spit out my red wine on my bedsheets and i blame alex

I think I enjoy you drunk/drinking makeup wheels more than if I did the drinking. And bonus, is White Castle, I am now complete, thank you!!

Alex starts morphing into Dr Seuss at 17:17 but the disappointment takes back over 😂

Birthday Cake Shot!! 1 fluid ounce hazelnut liqueur ½ fluid ounce vodka 1 lemon, cut into wedges 1 teaspoon white sugar, or to taste Coat lemon with sugar, mix vodka and hazelnut liquor. Shoot the liquid, then suck on sweetened lemon - tastes like chocolate cake (ish)!

If you’d like bananas, there’s something called 99 bananas

I'm home sick from work, and this video just made my day! Theresa and Alex are the best

This was the best episode yet girl!!!! Loved every minute of it!!!!! 😂❤😂❤😂

Hey Theresa! I have a great solution for buying the NARS pressed and loose powders: return both Patrick Ta highlights and then it evens out buying both powders.❤

Clip your cat! I died 😂

I love your makeup today, and although I didn't realize that they had a new release, I immediately wondered if the eyeshadow was from Nomad. Just something about their palettes. The color stories always inspire such gorgeous looks!

Two Faced 😂 Funniest episode of WOMM yet.

I used to go to this pub in London (Oim fromm Landan you see) and they made this amazing shots that were vodka with various sweets soaked in them for ages. An amazing one was Werthers Original. I'm not sure how it worked out calorie wise but they tasted amazing - maybe Alex could make you some?

Yay Alex joining the wheel

Kaleidos also do a lip gloss similar to that Fenty one, I actually really like the look of it (although more for autumn/winter). Loved Alex's Glossier take down, and everything else. Am too tempted by that Nars powder but will await further judgement from yourself

This is the greatest series the internet has ever seen. Love your creative vision showing more in these videos!

So glad you said that about LONGING omg total bummer… it’s filled with the tears from Charlotte the Stingray who never had her baby…

Alex is on the wheel and that makes the game better. And that makes me happier

Us garbage queens love us some papa Alex! I for one need more Alex so I will absolutely be heading over to watch his series. I just realized that although I'm subbed (& have been for YEARS) yt hasn't been sending me notifications for his channel! 🤦‍♂️ *also, the literal only thing i can do a shot of is either a mixed shot like a lemon drop or jack daniels honey jack. 🤢

Deep eddy lemon vodka shots. They have a lot of flavors. Cranberry, orange, lime, peach, ice tea (to me it’s gross) and pink grapefruit (my fave)Also Cayman jack has their margarita drinks that are sugar free. 100 cal. Believe me, it’s so good. Try it. Cheers 🥂it’s hot here in Columbia SC. I wonder why I live here. 🤔😬Not going to get that key west palette and not going there either. But thanks for sharing. 🙃😂💜💙💚

Mo (or Moe) just makes me smile bc my oldest daughter's name is Mona and we call her Mo. 🥰 And he has a Birmingham (the one is England pronounced like Buuurrrmingum) accent like my mans Barney from Napalm Death. I feel the urge to say huzzah and speak in ye ole English to welcome our garbage king to his square. Idk why though I just occasionally wish I was fluent in old English so I can just randomly bust out with it. Thine, huzzah, mutton and winch is about all I got though... and harken. 🥝💚🖤

@katia.luna213

9 күн бұрын

I think Ozzy is from Birmingham!

Idk that any alcohol tastes good doing a shot but I’m a fan of the Ketel One Peach & Orange Blossom! It mixes so good with everything lol

Not that I don’t like seeing taking shots, but the way the wheel is set up with the shots part getting bigger and bigger, you are doomed. 😂

You should have Jen Luv co-host with you.

If you like tea, Deep Eddy has a sweet tea vodka that is AMAZING and might be a fun shot 🙂

I thought I would miss makeup bingo but this is so much better!

I don't know if you just needed / wanted that last shot, but you relise that you kind of won over the wheel, since you had talked about all product and there were still those misfortunes on it😏😆🙌🏽

Wait, Alex has a KZread channel?! I’m in!

@TheresaisDead

9 күн бұрын

www.youtube.com/@AlexIsBored1

@PamelaH_HappyVibes

8 күн бұрын

@@TheresaisDead- just subbed and so excited!

Amazon sells individual lip applicators for all of your balms and masks that are in pots. So you dont have to dig your finger into anything.

“Doll Parts Palette” only you, Theresa 😂😂😂😂😂

A flavored vodka would be better for a shot. Any flavored schnapps is also a good shot choice.

Omg I laughed too hard at you taking shots 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Deep Eddy Sweet tea vodka for your shot!!! Or mix with water for your drink of the video. Sooooo good

Hi, Theresa! Great timing! Hope you’re having a good Monday!

I’m just sitting here watching alone giggling! Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

Refy has liners like that, but the gloss is clear!