aliens watching humans transition from steel swords to nuclear bombs faster than bronze swords to steel swords

@TurtleShroom3

Ай бұрын

Facts

@user-cd5fm3hh9k

Ай бұрын

"Remember, switching to your nukes is faster than reforging bronze weaponry"

@exarquazowexa7247

29 күн бұрын

"That bronze must be of substandard quality" tho

@nutronstar45

29 күн бұрын

@@exarquazowexa7247 ea-nasir strikes once again

@dodsa8907

29 күн бұрын

Fr, even as a human is scary how fast we are burning through stages of technology to the point quantum computers were just a theory a few decades ago

There are so many horror movies where the "super perfect apex predator Alien" takes over earth and slaughters the humans so it's fun to see a "humans are feral beasts, ungovernable and undefeatable" approach. Edit since people seem to not understand= I meant humans like us. Today. Aliens come to earth and we year 2024 humans turn out to be ungovernable and undefeatable savages. Not humans being some space Monsters or galactic emperors. Just us plain Ole humans agains huggkx civilized Alien conquerors

@mr_demeanor6008

Ай бұрын

The twilight zone TV show probably has a couple episodes that delve into that.

@daftish_birdman

Ай бұрын

we may not be able to build a utopia, but we're gonna protect our mud planet with everything we have.

@SupersuMC

Ай бұрын

​@@mr_demeanor6008 I believe one of them is the classic "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street."

@toxiiskullz

Ай бұрын

I forgot the name but it's one where humans are taking back Earth while it's inhabitants are androids, so roles were flipped on that one

@Mike-official

Ай бұрын

@@toxiiskullz kinda sounds like nier automata, but it's technically androids going to earth to fight the alien's robots for humans

I love "the indomitable human spirit" and "hopemaxxing" memes that came out, finally humanity fighting against the cruel fate

@LutasticLu

Ай бұрын

We just can’t resist the feeling of power trips

@icebox1954

29 күн бұрын

Patting our own proverbial shoulders. This is just the Obama meme but actually delusional.

@yourlocalmoron4832

28 күн бұрын

​@@icebox1954boohoo

@IamR3y

28 күн бұрын

THERE IS A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY

@hellothere3255

27 күн бұрын

@@IamR3y He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds!

Aliens watching humans destroy Europe, Middle East and Africa, then doing it again 20 years later because a man with a funny mustache got uppity:

@thelieutenant7732

28 күн бұрын

If we are willing to do unspeakable inhumanities to our own kind, think of what we'll do to the aliens

@Fuzzy_and_Tim

28 күн бұрын

@@thelieutenant7732 🥶🥶🥶

@LeHarmacist

28 күн бұрын

@@thelieutenant7732the worst thing you can do is give humans a common enemy. Unless you’ve got weapons that can glass a planet then good luck.

@OswaldM_14

28 күн бұрын

​@@LeHarmacist humans already have weapons like that. Aliens definitely do.

@fistinyourface7053

27 күн бұрын

We perfected the art of killing to the point we can obliterate our entire species several times at once, and they think they have a chance.

"It only took 10 human life span to go from the first Musket to the first nuclear bomb and it will take only one to take your Alien species life away" type of meme

@Someone-sc2hk

Ай бұрын

Goes hard af

@chemplay866

Ай бұрын

They probably have the tech for there to not be another human lifespan

@logandunlap9156

Ай бұрын

@@chemplay866 i think we'd be able to start a war of attrition under ideal circumstances.

@ZackShark1

Ай бұрын

​@@chemplay866so do we

@chemplay866

Ай бұрын

@@logandunlap9156 The ideal circumstances of the aliens actually wanting to keep us alive, and them being not too far technologically, and wanting our planet mostly intact. Otherwise we're game ended.

we were born to inherit the stars.

@kennethmana3103

Ай бұрын

TERRA INVICTA!!!!!!!

@Bhjdk

Ай бұрын

Our blood is suffused with iron and or bodies forged of carbon. The stars are our birthright

@StormA7

Ай бұрын

For Democracy!!!

@OC_

Ай бұрын

Dibs on Jupiter

@theholypeanut8193

Ай бұрын

@@kennethmana3103 "They are not 'lifeforms' or 'xeno-sapients.' They are demons incarnate. They and the traitors who support them will face our judgment." - Colonel Hanse Castillo

I don't remember the book my professor mentioned but it is a book that focuses on an Alien Species that focuses on space travel and they build a Galactic Empire and come across Earth, and they invade us but quickly find out they weren't prepared. Since they focused their time and effort in space travel, they didn't focus much on weapons, while the human species have devolved most of their time making more devastating weapons to kill each other. After the aliens surrender, they realized they just gave the most violent and dangerous species in the galaxy intergalactic space travel. Essentially, we are space orks.

@Thetortillaman01

26 күн бұрын

We are space orks

@angutlukadna6175

26 күн бұрын

WAAAAAAGH

@thelearninglemon6522

26 күн бұрын

was it the high crusade by poul anderson?

@Thetortillaman01

26 күн бұрын

@@thelearninglemon6522 ya I was gonna say the same thing

@LostSoul340

26 күн бұрын

@@thelearninglemon6522 legit don't remember

_"You all killed yourselves for thousands of years in bloody combat for petty reasons, for what reason did you do that?"_ *"Warm-up round"*

@goofylukoofytheman4429

25 күн бұрын

“ what else you pitiful monkey” To see if the technology would work

@Pepper2B

24 күн бұрын

Viltrumite lore

@Doherty0182

22 күн бұрын

Humanity sparring with itself

@thejuggernautofspades9453

21 күн бұрын

"I wanted a worthy, strong opponent.... and you aren't it" -human talking to xeno

@Lurkfish-nm4yc

17 күн бұрын

It isn't good to make fun of war victims, my friend

"I wonder why Aliens don't want to comunicate with us" Meanwhile us:

@tronor6789

Ай бұрын

we will make them communicate either they like it or not, WAAAAAAAAGH!

@judehanma

Ай бұрын

Ngl human race on top

@CuteKiller313

Ай бұрын

humans are probably that one psycho kid no one picks on because he got expelled from his last school for pulling a knife but for the galaxy like 90% of us are religious and think we're going to go to eternal paradise when we die especially if in glorious battle and we regularly have continent spanning wars that kill whole percentages of our global population because like... one family of cousins had a falling out, one dude got stressed about his exams and had a fever dream he was the secret brother of a guy that died two millennia ago or one fat guy didn't like sparrows meanwhile any aliens advanced enough to travel space are probably some soy techno-hivemind with little concept of things like internal conflict or lying that are about to find out how fast a war economy can advance science and what psychological warfare is if they act up in the wrong solar system

@DrFumiya

Ай бұрын

We are the war planet.

@dom9300

Ай бұрын

@@judehanmaif aliens visited us in modern times their technology would be far too advanced compared to ours, we would die

"Humans are space orcs" is one of my favorite short story trope

@connormclernon26

Ай бұрын

*Clears Throat* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

@chemplay866

Ай бұрын

I think it's pretty mid

@APeacefulPara

Ай бұрын

​@@connormclernon26 WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

@jakobsmith2573

Ай бұрын

I remember seeing a web comic a number years ago where a alien ship was observing earth and every time it looked through the scope it saw a different human adult or child looking up at the sky angrily throughout humankind’s war torn history. Like an indication to the alien that “all this, will be coming for you someday”.

@WalrusWinking

Ай бұрын

It's not a trope because it hasn't been popularized like alien invasions have in movies and stuff. It can't become a trope until it's a household thing. Which it's not. Maybe in 5-10 years.

Aliens after witnessing the 6 year old jump at thier crewmates face making the most terrifying shriek and ripping their face out after they take its "square screened device" ( they thought addiction was a myth)

@Johntaco430

9 күн бұрын

And then the mother/father of said 6 year old proceed to violently tear the ship and crew apart despite taking multiple laser blasts to the torso and limbs.

@cheeseslice6264

4 күн бұрын

lmaoo gen alpha

"People are messy, awkward, sometimes selfish and cruel. But they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they have a chance." -Commander Shepard

"We were the ones who were born to inherit the stars" goes crazy hard.

@ss_hoIe

Ай бұрын

im also hard rn

@August-dq1cj

Ай бұрын

Why?

@chemplay866

Ай бұрын

tbh it goes soft

@bearwynn

Ай бұрын

nah it's pretty soft, colonialism is a beta cuck move of insecurity.

@sugartoothYT

Ай бұрын

Unironically inspires me to write a story.

"Your species has spent thousands of years slaughtering each other, and yet you challenge us? What was all that infighting for?" "Target Practice"

@Another_El_User

Ай бұрын

Artificial Selection*

@MrCmon113

Ай бұрын

Why should aliens have fought less? And why would targeting matter?

@coreythepeanut

Ай бұрын

@@MrCmon113Infighting, while socially worthless and stalling our ability to work together as a species, gave us invaluable information about how the universe around us works over thousands of years. I would’ve said infighting was for “Data Collection”.

@chemplay866

Ай бұрын

@@coreythepeanut Also competition is really great for progress. We made nuclear power and went to the Moon because of fighting over bullshit.

@UnknownOps

Ай бұрын

"Dunno, we got bored."

Theres a whole subreddit dedicated to short stories about this, the concept that humans are the 'war mongering conqueror' species of the galaxy, many of these stories refer to earth as a 'death world' r/hfy (Humanity, fuck yeah!)

@jack0lantern03

20 күн бұрын

Eeh... r/hfy has dropped in quality a lot, compared to a few years ago. It's better to look up "Humans are Space Orcs", in my opinion. But that's just me.

@widmo206

15 күн бұрын

@@jack0lantern03 I only joined HFY recently (a few months ago), so I don't know how it used to be. But It seems it's mostly episodic stuff now, with some oneshots

@da_purple_lizard

7 күн бұрын

Fuck yeah!

Finally, a meme that celebrates humanity instead of going "b-buh humans bad!! humans da real monster!!" WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS

@BanedPlague

26 күн бұрын

On word I hate the people that are like that so damn much

@KeyboardTarantula

25 күн бұрын

it celebrates that we are a monster. so your point is kinda right

@fupoflapo2386

25 күн бұрын

Oryx laughs

@izanagisburden9465

22 күн бұрын

Witness too will learn to fear the Indomitable Human spirit

@Mariwend

22 күн бұрын

Ironically, it is our excessive belief in this kind of superiority that leads us to suffer. Although it would be good to truly believe in the unity of sapience, that is not what humans do. We assign beliefs that make us feel good, or make things "easy" without further thought to the ramifications. Perceptions can be an interesting thing.

0:30 "We may be in a cruel and indifferent universe, it doesn't matter as long as we decide to be in it" Goes kinda hard ngl

@epsteindidntkillhimself69

Ай бұрын

Amor Fati

@daftish_birdman

Ай бұрын

the more civilized, intelligent side of humanity wants to give up and sees no logical sense in enduring this pain. i think it's the more animal side of us that continues to fight, no matter the cost, pain, or pointless reward.

@1001011011010

Ай бұрын

Focusing only on the cruelty and missing the beauty is similarly misguided as focusing only on the beauty and missing the cruelty. A bit like focusing on our weakness and not seeing our indomitable spirit Remember: an alien species may sing a siren song of peace, but we must be cautious.

@etiennedlf1850

Ай бұрын

very Nietzschian

@ballstealer

Ай бұрын

@@1001011011010 of course but, if they didn't wish peace then they'd likely just kill us all instantly, they have the technology to do so after all, keeping us as slaves would be illogical and eating us pretty much pointless, I mean there's many better species for consumption on earth that they could just mass-produce, logically speaking for such a species there'd be no reason to keep us alive other then maybe for entertainment. likely it would be a peaceful interaction or an incredibly quick genocide, beating any previous records humanity ever has set.

One of the proposed answers to the Fermi Paradox is that humanity is the first intelligent species to arise, at least in our galaxy. So we could quite literally be the ones born to inherit the stars.

@TurtleShroom3

Ай бұрын

That's the best outcome, IMO.

@StateCorp.

Ай бұрын

Being the first to start a race doesn't mean winning the race, be careful space travelers.

@icebox1954

29 күн бұрын

I certainly hope not. Humans are short sighted and stupid. Eventually it'll just result in us making different space empires and fighting each other again. Nothing changes. The best outcome is that we change our core DNA as a social species to prevent this. More humanist factions is not a good thing.

@Metalknight101

29 күн бұрын

Humans: oh no you won't I am!

@kaikart123

29 күн бұрын

With how hungry for territories and resources we are, I could see it. But it would be the most utmost horror beyond comprehension for rising aliens civilizations if humans becomes the one with more advanced technology and they go around everywhere. Boy they gonna redefine the words "slavery", "moral", and "war crimes" so bad.

Aliens: "We will use the resources of your planet, and you guys are in the way. Nothing personal" Humans: "Genocide is a question. And the answer is *Y E S* "

@Am_Cookie2436

29 күн бұрын

*"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question. And the answer is yes."*

@H.taluling_gamez

26 күн бұрын

​​​@@Am_Cookie2436"Violence is never the answer because it was never a question in the first place"

@NostalgicOccultist

25 күн бұрын

You aren't kidding, there's like five genocides happening in the world right now, damn we suck 💀

@TheAchilles26

3 күн бұрын

"You have to be human to have human rights. Somebody tell the Canadians the checklist just became legal again."

There had better not be an alien species out there, plotting to invade Earth. For their sake.

“We couldn’t bring back the dead, but we could choke the stars with the living” is a favorite along these lines.

@josipbroztito3672

Ай бұрын

Where is that line from, its so awsome.

@jacemoran1190

Ай бұрын

@@josipbroztito3672 it’s from a table top rpg called Lancer. The first committee for the union of man says it after they discover previous attempts at going to space failed.

@evanlearn146

Ай бұрын

@@josipbroztito3672 Its from a TTRPG called Lancer.

@numericalpants

Ай бұрын

@@josipbroztito3672 It's from the Lancer Core Book by Massif Press

@benkaes3657

Ай бұрын

​@@josipbroztito3672IIRC, it's one of the Utopian Pillars that guides the faction "Union" from the TTRPG Lancer.

People are not giving enough credit for how hard "Aliens watching humans go from iron swords to nuclear weapons in the span of a mere 3200 years." is. Edit: I totally expected this to blow up, i don't even care about the likes lol Edit 2: i have the power to change the text of this comment. I can put virtually anything text-wise. BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW COMMENT COMMANDER! ALL HAIL SMILING!

@trequor

Ай бұрын

*bronze

@SanityDrop

Ай бұрын

"It took humanity approximately four times longer to switch from copper swords to steel swords than it took to switch from steel swords to nuclear bombs"

@lamb-mz2sd

Ай бұрын

Tech snowball, it can only go faster until it hit something, or something else decides it's time to stop.

@TsuraiSMNL

Ай бұрын

@@SanityDrop that also goes HARD

@thevillainvin

Ай бұрын

>believes in nukes

"there are 8 billion of these things" goes hard for some reason

I’m love how normally every meme or show displays us being powerless and hopeless against aliens, It’s so badass and refreshing to see the memes of despite how advantageous they might be we will prevail because of our emotions and spirit which will continue to give us strength

@killme5630

29 күн бұрын

I love it lol. The best way to fight mache villain forces is to go "nuh uh"

@linaxflagx1443

11 күн бұрын

The duality of memes

All that indomitable spirit and I can't get a girlfriend 😭😭😭😭

@santa_with_a_gun

Ай бұрын

you're still trying though

@HDTomo

Ай бұрын

@@santa_with_a_gunone day 🙏

@stinkywhizzleteats.3673

Ай бұрын

I'm sure it has a nice personality

@olizalzeortolan8322

Ай бұрын

same

@ajoe.8461

Ай бұрын

dont give it up just yet, its there for a reason, for you to persevere, dont stop here, the stars are waiting.

Aliens running away when they see us willingly eat poisonous plants and cultivate the most painful ones as a seasoning.

@SleekHeroo

Ай бұрын

*PLANT AND HARVEST!!!*

@yoshihasascended

Ай бұрын

If ur talking about spicy food, it's not poisonous

@redpanda4706

Ай бұрын

​@@yoshihasascendedI think they are talking about weed

@sir_ridley3886

Ай бұрын

The idea that many people enjoy certain plants specifically for the very defense mechanism they used to deter many other animals is very funny to me

@PurpleAmalgam

Ай бұрын

​@@yoshihasascendednot to us

We, as humans, must view both our positives and negatives, take those negatives out and then conquer the closest alien civilization.

@smugwendigo5123

12 күн бұрын

Literally if we weren't fighting each other we would have conquered the solar system by now.

From the moment we were born, from the moment we took our first step, from the moment we first looked out of our windows at the night sky, we knew that the stars were ours. The twinkling sky of the night, we should have feared it, but what our minds thought was "MINE" as we reached up to grab the diamonds of the night sky.

"humans fight amongst themselves since nothing else is strong enough" - the voices in my head

@THE_TRAPPYMAN

Ай бұрын

My voices are aprecieting this one

@ItsChevnotJeff

Ай бұрын

"Apex predators" be hesitating because they know we'd only eat them alive

@henryjett5899

Ай бұрын

That shit is hard

@LutasticLu

Ай бұрын

“Hey there. I heard you’re pretty strong.”

@THE_TRAPPYMAN

Ай бұрын

@@LutasticLu they don goffed up

Reminds me of the short story where all the aliens figured out FTL travel during like their Medieval era but humans were too busy fighting each other to learn the relatively easy method. Then one alien species tries to invade us with their “superior technology” and lose within minutes because we’ve spent so much time refining the art of war. It ends with everyone realizing now humans have super weapons AND FTL travel…

@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435

Ай бұрын

My friend, could you share the name of it?

@elduquecaradura1468

Ай бұрын

​@@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435probably he watched it in the channel of ASN (Agro Squirrel Narrates), oslt

@asllen3310

29 күн бұрын

​The comment sounds a bit familiar to me but I could be wrong. I think it's "The road not taken" @@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435, quick short, the alien in this short story by Harry Turtledove already achieved FTL but their… techs are as same as early 17th to early 19th.

@devlinmcguire7543

29 күн бұрын

Heh. That is kind of funny, but realistically anything that has knowledge of how to go FTL absolutely 102% with a 2% margin of error, definitely has better weapons than us. Like, on principle alone, they are definitely stomping us.

@poirO_

29 күн бұрын

@@devlinmcguire7543 they may have better weapons, but hey, what does a minigun do if you dont even know how to aim and fire it? you see where im going? we perfected the art of war, we know tactics that these aliens probably didn't think about, they've got better weapons, we've got better mastery over them.

"We were born to inherit the stars" Let Humanity cook 🗣🔥

"The Trisolarans who deemed the Humans bugs seemed to have forgotten one thing: That bugs have never been truly defeated" Liu Cixin, The Three Body Problem

"Gossip spreads quickly in terrified communities. Stories that keep the more fearful lizardfolk in their passageways. Hushed tales that frighten the most commanding of stone constructs and woodfolk and creatures of the plains. Fear travels between the trees and valleys. A demon, fallen from the Sky, mighty enough to slay Providence and his Wurms. Only two arms, two legs - but with 22 unblinking eyes." -Risk of Rain 2 info log

@deannemphos84

Ай бұрын

The greatest part about this is the implication that the survivor in ROR1 had 11 Lens Maker’s Glasses

@makinnir

Ай бұрын

ror goes so hard

@flamingfury7312

Ай бұрын

@@deannemphos84i think the actual logic is the 2 normal eyes, and then 20 from the lens-makers’ because 10 of them equal the highest crit chance

@Sol_Aureus

Ай бұрын

@@flamingfury7312 Well it says "22 unblinking eyes" so unless mf doesn't blink, then it is likely they had 11 lens-makers'

@user-su1ox2rc7t

Ай бұрын

I was literally playing ROR2 today. Awesome comment

I think these postive memes are because people are tired of being negitive at this point honestly. its like when people were tired of redeemable villains and just wanted someone who was just evil.

@mrinsomniac2968

Ай бұрын

But if you peel back the layers of this meme all you find behind it is Narcissism, ego stroking, mild xenophobia and a whole lot of delusion Can't we just like..chill for a moment and not do any of this self serving things

@Strawberrymilkdrink

29 күн бұрын

@@mrinsomniac2968 that could just be your Interpretation. you could be jaded thanks to years of having a cynical outlook.

@mrinsomniac2968

29 күн бұрын

@@Strawberrymilkdrink i gurantee its not me being "jaded", see i put attention onto how humans act and how certain things come to be, i took notice of how..people just use this trend and its just them being actual dickheads and or narcissist's it isnt "wholesome" being either of those, they tend to use it as a justification to say a lot of bad shit Even the video that this originated from (or well popularized it) is extremely self serving and ignores a lot of issues

@mrinsomniac2968

29 күн бұрын

what im trying to say its not about being jaded, there is joy in the world that is 100% real but we cannot see things through rose tinted glasses, ignorance and hubris is the thing most humans refuse to acknowledge

@icebox1954

29 күн бұрын

@@Strawberrymilkdrink No this is definitely the Obama meme but with more delusion in it. It's just circlejerking about how good we are for a trait we aren't even the best at anyway. If you want indomitable spirit go and watch insects.

indomitable human spirit fans when they need to step on a lego brick 😢😢😢😢😢

@HYDROCARBON_XD

21 күн бұрын

Pro humanity fans when a human kill their family: 😡

This isn’t a meme: it’s our literal evolutionary niche. Humans are insanely resilient compared to most earth life.

@umcaraqualquer3640

2 күн бұрын

Exactly. The human body is not particularly good at many things, but it is ABSURDLY energy-efficient compared to most animals'. A war of attrition of anything against a human is impossible.

"We were born to inherit the stars" is just manifest destiny on a galactic scale

@2233forlolz

Ай бұрын

the galaxy, no the universe is our birthright, take it.

@raptorboss6688

Ай бұрын

yeah i take great issue with the statement. The idea that humanity has any sort of galactic destiny is just the height of arrogance and the fact that we can't even figure out our own shit on our own planet should say A LOT. Humans aren't the center of the universe, and we are no more inherently special than any other life form that exists. I think that like all other animals humans should just exist and be okay with it. There's no NEED for humanity to conquer space, there's no NEED to conquer anything besides your own trauma that exists within everyone.

@Aadhitiya

Ай бұрын

@@raptorboss6688 womp womp, cry about it heretic

@mariotime7821

Ай бұрын

​@@raptorboss6688You're free to waste your gift of sentience ambiently existing and sobbing about your own "trauma". But everyone else knows we're more gifted than any other living creature, and we can use every precious second of the life we've been given to aim for the stars. I take great issue with your anti-human sentiments.

@milberg4338

Ай бұрын

@@raptorboss6688 Why should humanity adopt your shallow and pessimistic ideals? We humanity deserves the universe because it is our birthright. There's nothing you can say to change that.

I was in a car accident that almost two years ago in which my Jeep rolled over thirteen times breaking the leg of my passenger and breaking both the leg and lower back of my other passenger. We were all wearing seat belts and followed all the rules for driving safe. I walked out of the wreck with only a small cut on my wrist and some bruising on the front and back of my head. I then pulled both of my passengers out of the vehicle and dragged them both away from the Jeep in case it caught fire. One of my passengers weighted a bit over 200 pounds and my other passenger weighted over 300 pounds. I was only 180 pounds, 20 years old, and don't really do muscle training. When a person is high on adrenaline and is determined to do something we can be truly indomitable.

@beyondobscure

29 күн бұрын

You're a hero.

@rwepnca7424

29 күн бұрын

if vehicle isn't on fire then never drag people out. They could be perfectly safe in that position but if you move them they can die

@JorgeAsher

29 күн бұрын

@@rwepnca7424 I could see smoke starting to come out of the engine and I couldn't take the chance of the Jeep catching fire while there was people in it. Although my mother was a first responder so I know a bit more than other people on how to properly move someone.

@JorgeAsher

29 күн бұрын

@@beyondobscure I wouldn't call myself that. I was just a guy who really wanted to panic but I knew that I couldn't when I started to see smoke coming out of the engine and I could see that both passengers in my vehicle where completely out of it. I'm using the word passengers to insure their privacy IRL.

@Grant-gq7in

28 күн бұрын

Common human W

Aliens watched humanity destroy one another in savage and creative ways. Imagine all of that directed towards a single enemy.

Aliens when they discover that humans love war and death so much they play simulations of it for fun.

My indomitable human spirit when I have to wash the dishes

@gramioerie_xi133

Ай бұрын

lmfao

@bettyspaghetti3018

Ай бұрын

It's so over...

@shikikankillzone4239

Ай бұрын

By the time I finish washing the dishes I feel like Sub-Zero

@Am_Cookie2436

29 күн бұрын

Bloody goes on autopilot. I've done it to the point where I could literally be sleeping like a log while standing (happened before), while I just do an entire sink of dishes, pots n pans on pure muscle memory

When aliens spent all of their productivity exploring the stars, we spent that same amount if time exploring ways to kill each other.

@Aadhitiya

Ай бұрын

good, because now they would never expect an attack

@degeneration6493

Ай бұрын

Which aliens?

@AStoryteller-for-fun

Ай бұрын

Now they are gonna understand our capablities on destruction of a whole planet

@ItsChevnotJeff

Ай бұрын

Aliens abandoned their culture and arts for progress, while we made murder both our culture AND progress

@TheManinBlack9054

Ай бұрын

@@ItsChevnotJeff who's we? Not everyone is a murderous psychopath. There is nothing great about being one, its dangerous, anti-social and fundamentally foolish. You want to act like a rabid dog, you will be treated like a rabid dog.

The whole meme just boosted our morale to fight the goosebumps is crazy

We went from not even having railways around 200 years ago to now having a digital AI companion that mimics the human mind(ChatGPT), mostly all the knowledge that we humans have made ready to us in a few clicks(Internet) and a proper way to defend ourselves(we have huge ships, bomber jets at our disposal, weapons of mass destruction that destroy entire areas of lands in seconds), and now we went to our moon and we want to go to mars, other planets, the stars and whatever goes beyond that.

@HoodedLunar

26 күн бұрын

we also got chris chan

"In the grim dark future of the 41st century, there is only the indomitable human spirit" - John Warhammer, Circa 40.869

@NoymoHD

Ай бұрын

Shouldn't it be milennia?

@Darrkerkg

Ай бұрын

@@NoymoHD damn it, I knew there was something wrong about that sentence

@merchant_of_kek5697

Ай бұрын

Should just be 42069

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

Ай бұрын

Worst part is John Grammaticus is a real canon character….GW literally made John Warhammer…

@54032Zepol

Ай бұрын

John Warhammer Cena?

The thing I love about this so much, is that this has been a fanfic trope for a long while before this meme came around, like just seeing a small subsection of fandom grow into this huge meme is so fucking cool

@killme5630

29 күн бұрын

Honestly it's an fresh break from the whole "nothing matters" "it's pointless to fight back" "it's realistic" stuff in media. Like , one of my favourite concepts is the idea that the indestructible viltrumites suffering massive damage from looney tunes preaching happiness and friendship

@Zionswasd

29 күн бұрын

Its just humanism, the meme is as old as humans are. We win in most sci fi and horror stories.

@megshay7844

29 күн бұрын

HumansAreSpaceOrcs!

@uncagedzebra6941

28 күн бұрын

Fr I remember as a kid I played an Avatar game in which you can choose to side with humans or the blue people (dont know their name lol) and I always chose humans

@jambers8171

26 күн бұрын

@@megshay7844 YES THAT ONE!!!!!

These have been my absolute favorite lately, thank you for covering them.

Every time this meme plays, it reminded me of "Pity The Guardsman"

Thanks to these memes i once woke up in a cold sweat after realizing the itsy bitsy spider could be interpreted as a sisyphus tale and the indomitable spider spirit

@A_penguin_from_matmart4928

Ай бұрын

_Whoa..._ 🗿

@alexturnbackthearmy1907

Ай бұрын

Wait before you see the ants, literally following orders until they exhaust themselves and die (unless they are slaves from another ant colony, and yes, ants do practice slavery on other ants).

@Another7812

Ай бұрын

​@@alexturnbackthearmy1907only some species

@SupersuMC

Ай бұрын

​@@Another7812 The point still stands, though. And if you thought that was rad, the enslaved ants will sometimes rise up against the slavers.

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

Ай бұрын

@@alexturnbackthearmy1907Ants are easily the second coolest species on planet earth. Animal husbandry, architecture, agriculture, complex hierarchies, military tactics, the only civilizational metric that ants don’t have is written language. That’s only because they don’t need it, pheromone trails are already better at conveying information than written words.

“IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED *ME!” -Soldier TF2

This is a major theme in the sci-fi book series "Behold, Humanity!". Really interesting series and take on this.

One of the older versions of this was John Carter from A Princess of Mars, where the weaker gravity gave him super strength, and even though it was a alien world of constant war, a civil war veteran with super strength was a force to be reckoned with.

Alien: what's that I'm hearing? (Free Bird guitar solo starts playing)

@greenhydra10

Ай бұрын

* Free Bird fades out * Aliens: Is it over? * Fortunate Son starts * Aliens: O_O

@gingercrusader5629

Ай бұрын

@@greenhydra10 after that Kickstart my heart plays

@LOZFFVII

Ай бұрын

Then “The Top”.

@TheSneakySnitch

Ай бұрын

*Here Comes The Sun starts playing as they spot an odd shape (there is an R-36M flying towards them)*

@devontheundivided9815

Ай бұрын

So free bird is boss music...seeing how the Taliban beat america I am pretty sure they are stronger.

"You would rather see this planet turn to ash then let it fall into our hands?" "In a heartbeat, and I would not think twice."

@shinavila1251

Ай бұрын

Nice, gotta stick em to the space weeboo communist and show them what's good

@elduquecaradura1468

Ай бұрын

That sounds like razed grounds tactics, but in an astronimical level

@fe7general837

Ай бұрын

Its from a warhammer 40k book so yeah lol

@hammer1349

29 күн бұрын

Uriel Ventris of the Ultramarines talking to a tau diplomat

@paprus5972

29 күн бұрын

@@elduquecaradura1468 True Scorched Earth.

After seeing a dark age where blasphemies like "humans are the plague of the world" were uttered with total calmness it makes me happy to see these kinds of memes appreciating the blessed Human race.

@da_purple_lizard

7 күн бұрын

if humans are the plague, the world shall be our petri dish. humanity fuck yeah!

I remember reading an interesting idea (can’t recall where) that suggested humans ARE the hyper-aggressive conquering aliens that media depicts us as facing against. We’re entirely geared for war against one another, we’ve been shown to disregard “lesser” species (such as not caring about the ecosystem of an entire rainforest so we can create more farming land), and demonstrate an intrinsic desire to compete against one another. Who is to say that alien life even understands the concept of competition for survival. Everyone depicts us as waving the banner of peace in an intergalactic community when we can’t even resolve a simple conflict in the Middle East. We ARE the boogeymen of the universe.

@linfordwalter9528

18 күн бұрын

I say that’s not necessarily a bad thing. If the greatest threat to you is yourself, have you anything else to truly fear?

@user-mr3lv2tz9m

10 күн бұрын

_"Hans... Are _*_we_*_ the _*_baddies...?"_*

@EldenLord-wh4ov

4 күн бұрын

Let the seas boil, and the galaxy burn!!!

Harry Turtledove made a series about aliens invading during WW2 and it went somewhat similar Both this meme and that book reminds me of an old adage: “Humans try so hard not to get involved in war, not because they fear it, but because they are very, very good at it.”

@btsnake

Ай бұрын

"It is well that war is so terrible, else we should grow too fond of it." (Robert E. Lee said that, if anyone cares)

@NoymoHD

Ай бұрын

I think you're talking about Worldwar, I like it a lot but I gotta say I prefer the fanmade version where they took a few more decades to reach earth

@tetsujin86

Ай бұрын

There's an alien that gets captured and hooked on drugs by the South East Asians in that series. I remember reading those. I should dig them out again.

@marialourainebanosia26

Ай бұрын

Whats the book called?

@ANDREALEONE95

Ай бұрын

@@marialourainebanosia26 Worldwar

I think the success of Helldivers and the obvious satire of how great Super Earth is don’t question it also had an impact as to why we are seeing these memes now

@jerinjohnson1529

Ай бұрын

I also think the memes are a side effect of the 3 Body Problem getting released on Netflix

@domc9801

Ай бұрын

It’s been a huge part of our culture for years, Helldivers 2 is only one of the many examples of it.

@degeneration6493

Ай бұрын

Anime, Sci-fi. Lots of bangers came out of that,

@user-cd5fm3hh9k

Ай бұрын

"Memes, DNA of a soul" "We don't need them to foster our memes any longer, we can spread them just fine ourselves"

It baffles me that there's still so many people that hate on Gurren Lagann for some reason. "iT's ToO oVeR tHe ToP" That's weird, cause feeling fucking unstoppable after watching a show seems like a good thing to me.

I LOVE THE WAY YOU EXPLAIN THESE SO MUCH OMG

Harry Turtledove wrote a short story where the aliens invented faster than light travel in space but still had flintlocks. They came to earth in the 60s and were destroyed by AR15s and fighter jets that could maneuver in atmosphere. Then the Cold War was ended and they set off towards their home world.

@metaparalysis3441

Ай бұрын

Harry turtledove, wrote two series about aliens invading during ww2.

@DrCranium

Ай бұрын

"The Road Not Taken", aka "humans invested in scientific method so much they ignored magical thinking - which was the key to FTL, and which could've been achieved hundreds and thousands years earlier" as the fantastic assumption, yeah.

@HoodedLunar

26 күн бұрын

that is absolutely ridiculous

@HoodedLunar

26 күн бұрын

more like a turtle dove onto harry's head.

Aliens when they found out the human they kidnapped was a protagonist.

@benjaminkoch2380

Ай бұрын

Everyone is a main character nowadays. So the chances are good

@audiovisualcringe

Ай бұрын

every alien on Mothership Zeta realizing that the human they have just captured is none other than the Lone Wanderer:

1:00 I second this recommendation 1000%. Still the greatest anime to this day

It's simple. "Suffer not the alien to LivE" "Xenos It must be purged, for the star are humanity's birthright." "He who allows the alien to live, shares its crime of" existence." Traitors to humanity shall know no mercy

Alien watching the warhammer super fan of questionable sanity pick up a shotgun and shout "BEHOLD THE EMPEROR'S WRATH"

@ajh3461

Ай бұрын

I've heard it said that the Eldar are intimidated by Space Marines the way you'd be intimidated by a Gorilla with a Shotgun

@37_newts_in_a_costume

Ай бұрын

@@ajh3461 yeah makes sense

@NeocrimsonX

Ай бұрын

​@@ajh3461 the mon'keigh are violent

@Astavyastataa

Ай бұрын

@@ajh3461they do call us Mon’keigh after all.

@venerablebrothergoriate5844

Ай бұрын

COME! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!!

the Ender’s game series is a great representation of what could happen if the indomitable human spirit is too violent. In that world, we are the grabby aliens.

@daftish_birdman

Ай бұрын

we deserve it though. just by our existance as an intelligent race capable of having it, we deserve to have it. we were born to inherit the stars

@CelestialDraconis

Ай бұрын

@@daftish_birdman Lol. Lmao even.

@chair1319

Ай бұрын

@@daftish_birdmanUnintelligent species are hardwired to have it all, but when they take too much from the environment, they start to wipe themselves out (aka remove all carnivores, and look how wonderful would herbivores do when they eat all the grass). That makes me think, do we deserve it all, or are we too primitive to know when to stop?

@EggEnjoyer

Ай бұрын

@@chair1319Consider that no other creature even asks this question as they are not capable. The only thing that stands above man is God. And the earth is ours to do with as we please, god willing

@chair1319

Ай бұрын

@@EggEnjoyer Asking a question and acting is different. Even if we ask things, we may be hardwired to give only certain answers, and not even understand this, because we can’t think of other options. Or we may give «correct» answers, but be unable to act on them because of how we are. Plus who decided that God is the only one who stands above humans? Humans? Isn’t that narcissistic?

Aliens watching humans fight eachother with little swords to watching us come together to nuke a planet 3x larger than Jupitier

At this point, people are forgetting that this is just a meme. An alein invasion will be far more catastrophic than the korean war. Most people won't survive an hour during that war and that's saying something.

We were born to be born, except if we weren't born to be born.

@MrNickPresley

Ай бұрын

Then, we are the unborn. And if that's true, you can definitely just shrug off alien laser beams while shouting "I WAS NOT MADE, AND CAN NOT BE UNMADE!" because your blood is of a far older and more terrible stock, and the meager works of mortal creatures, no matter how advanced, are beneath you.

@ddevin

Ай бұрын

galaxy brain

@randomperson6597

Ай бұрын

Deep

@soundwave631

Ай бұрын

I spit upon your nihilism. GET MAD! YOUR LIFE HAS MEANING!

@TheManOfMyriad

Ай бұрын

I died when I was born :D

*The Indomitable Human Spirit* **VS** *The IRS*

@AmberCommentsThings

Ай бұрын

Even Cthulhu fears the IRS

@TurtleShroom3

Ай бұрын

The IRS is run by humans. Coincidence? I think not.

@brainfreezzzze6900

Ай бұрын

Even god pays taxes we just can't take em on

@AStoryteller-for-fun

Ай бұрын

We can use the IRS as the weapon against Aliens

@2themax351

Ай бұрын

"I don't care who the IRS sends, i'm still not paying taxes." - Dan

Everybody gansta until the indomitable alien spirit shows up

Never underestimate, humanities infinite potential for malice

The alien warlord witnessing the raw power of the indomitable human spirit when a Warrior of Light (40 year old man zonked out of their mind on Ketamine), strikes them down (caves their head in with a golf club), riding their mighty stead (2001 Honda Civic they launched off a ramp directly into the cockpit).

@MaximilianonMars

Ай бұрын

Ketamine and 2001 Honda Civics go together like beans and cornbread.

@soldatgaming6807

Ай бұрын

@@MaximilianonMars *ROLL THE KATAMARI!*

@amhuman5138

Ай бұрын

this made me laugh so hard i thought i was having a fucking heart attack for a second

"We bring you love" "It's bringing love, break it's legs!"

@LOZFFVII

Ай бұрын

Simpsons? I swear that’s a classic Simpsons quote.

@audiovisualcringe

Ай бұрын

@@LOZFFVIIyes it’s the episode where Mulder and Scully from the X-Files investigate an “alien” in Springfield but it’s really just Mr. Burns hopped up on painkillers and radiation

@LOZFFVII

Ай бұрын

@@audiovisualcringe oooh, yeah, I remember that one now. Classic.😂

“Under no circumstances must the Xeno be trusted. It will lie, it will cheat, and it will do anything it takes the likes of those who, in truth, are its superiors.”- Commonwealth of Man

i thought of a diffrerent version of this meme but it's a bacteria with the caption "The bacteria that entered my body through a cut watching all of their friends and family die to large monsters (he thought the immune system was a myth)"

The Alien experimenting to see how many youtube videos i can consume: surely he can't take much more My indomitable human spirit:

Reminded of Netero's final words to the Ant King, to not underestimate humanity's capacity for malice, just before detonating a nuke at point blank range and letting the Ant King know he lost from the moment Netero arrived regardless of how much stronger he was.

@jaefellow9010

8 күн бұрын

You know nothing of the bottomless malice within the human heart

Knowing the people that exist today, no one would fight this valiantly for humanity

I always like to think like this. “I would rather be the boot than ground beneath it.”

We are curious social creatures, we conquer anything that stands against us. The world is our birthright. We were born to inherit the starts (the indomitable human spirit)

@twelved4983

Ай бұрын

And yet we’re only 0.75 Kardashev.

@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172

Ай бұрын

​@@twelved4983 exactly, one does not simply start as the best. One must grow like a snowball rolling down hill before reaching greatness.

@ss_hoIe

Ай бұрын

this motivated me into aggressively edging for 1 hours straight

@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172

Ай бұрын

@@ss_hoIe same.

@tirushone6446

Ай бұрын

humans with each other: *loving and caring (most of the time)* humans with other species: *litteral orcs*

I like how the internite is returning to good and wholesome memes like *superman starman* and *the indomitable human spirit*

Favourite thing about this trend was the attention Exit Music (For A Film) is now getting. Absolutely brilliant song from an absolutely brilliant album from an absolutely brilliant band.

“Humans are special because they can change.” - Saitama, the One Punch Man

"We outnumber you 3 to 1!" "Then it is an even fight."

"The greatest regret of losing is not making you suffer the most." - The indomitable spirit.

we were born to inherit the stars is for me one of the rawest most powerful sentences that anyone has ever said and it chills me everytime

The song is called “exit music (for a film) by radio head” for the meme part skip to 3:06

I feel like a lot of the popular games recently have this kind of vibe like Helldivers 2, Darktide, Lethal Company

@GusCraft460

Ай бұрын

I feel like the vibe of lethal company is more like “we are all capitalism’s bitches”.

@Spino-hx2mr

Ай бұрын

None of those give an optimistic outlook on Humanity.

@chillyavian7718

Ай бұрын

@@Spino-hx2mrcontinuing in the face of horrible conditions is the entire idea of the indomitable human spirit

@tipherethestebanSCO

Ай бұрын

ULTRAKILL has the worst “futuristic outcome for humanity” and yet is the source of all Indomitable Human Spirit. NICE TRY!

@TheGuy53X

Ай бұрын

Ultrakill humans may have died, but if they kept improving their weapons they would have become unstoppable, litterally imagine an army of V1s

The infreakable human lust.

@Se4graSs

Ай бұрын

💀

@Laveta_08

Ай бұрын

So true

@interstellarsurfer

Ай бұрын

F'ing and Fighting. That's what we do.🤷‍♂️

@xmemelord9000x

Ай бұрын

What if instead of the indomitable human spirit it was the indomitable 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 spirit and instead of winning over the stars we touched aliens

@randompotatur3081

Ай бұрын

@@xmemelord9000x that would be pretty freaky

I mean, the whole "Predator" movie's point is an alien apex hunter learning that they are, in fact, not the apex hunter

In accouple centries, the term: "Human Suprmacy" will probably be highly derogatory and books like: "To kill a macro-organism" highlight that creatures of all plantery origins are equal. Both big and small.

The movie Independence Day is this very concept taken to its Americanized extreme. Even its sequel Resurgence, while no where near as good as the first movie, ends with humanity using the alien technology to essentially "inherit the stars."

@TurtleShroom3

Ай бұрын

I *love* that movie. I liked the sequel, too, but it was nowhere near as good.

aliens after hearing about the indomitable human spirit watching a human die instantly after being pushed out of the airlock

@chemplay866

Ай бұрын

(he can't adrenaline out of this one)

@attila8306

Ай бұрын

The aliens watching in horror as the human lodge is body in the door of the airlock causing the ship to rapidly depressurize and kill all the alien crew. Human spite and pettiness goes beyond expectation.

@thefordlord9893

Ай бұрын

@@attila8306*this was a hallucination from the human after crashing its skull into the door frame at 50 mph*

@DeltaDanner

Ай бұрын

Human: “I have crawled through miles of blood and bone and ash to deliver this message. Humanity cannot be stopped, we are a force of nature, and we will conquer the stars no matter what they throw at us!” Aliens: *one-shot the human with an antimatter gun* “That was weird”

@FloofMother

Ай бұрын

Watching in horror as the human doesn’t die instantly and shatter like his species does, instead slowly boiling and losing consciousness over the course of several minutes

2:14 Iron swords were actually invented about 900 years ago in 12th century BC (1100s for the idiots who can’t do math)

The "advanced" alien civilization realizing the hard way how invading a species that spent the most part of the last 4000 years killing each other wasn't the best of ideas:

@Java_Protogen

Ай бұрын

more like the last couple *million* years, Homo Sapiens _alone_ has been around for about *300 thousand years*

SPOILER for book "All tomorrows" by CM Koseman This is exactly what the book "all tomorrows" by CM koseman kind of tells you, after being mutated by superior alien species and then left away to rot as their alien caretakers dissapear to find another set of life to mutate, they evolve during millions and millions of years, to meet again with the same alien species, having records of them due to the technology left from them on earth, they subdue them and (assumingly?) drive them to extinction.

@hairydoorscontent9266

Ай бұрын

New Game + selected Proceed? >Yes< No

@justduro1527

Ай бұрын

How did those aliens didnt advanced in millions of years

@hairydoorscontent9266

Ай бұрын

@@justduro1527 they just didn't care lol. they've been doing the same thing for millions of years and never thought it could bite them back

@logandunlap9156

Ай бұрын

i mean i'd also be mad as hell if i found out some xeno fucks came to my planet and turned my ancestors into shrimp or some shit because it amused them

@Kokorocodon

Ай бұрын

@@justduro1527 In the book, humanity is now composed of many new species, each one contributes in their own way towards the sciences; this could have speed up their advancement greatly, and so they quickly caught up to the Qu after the first million years. Plus the thing that was said above.

If my tens if not hundreds of thousands of hours across the 7 soulsborne games doing challenge runs and no hits have taught me anything, is that nothing breaks the human spirit

this reminds me of that one green text which described how humans are persistence hunters. Meaning, what gave us an edge over other animals was not intelligence, but extreme persistence and ability to keep going. We basically hunted by running down our prey, exhausting them until they dropped and got killed. Because we aren't actually very intelligent or rational, and our senses often fool us. We can't see most things, and our memory and intellectual capacity is limited and inaccurate at best. We are also extremely emotional. An interstellar alien species would be likely much smarter than us. What gives us an edge, what we specifically evolved, was our willpower and persistence. The human body is incredibly resilient. In fact, most species on planet earth can be defined by their sheer resilience. If aliens eve studied earth, they would describe it as having very resilient species, rather than intelligent ones. We are not Homo Sapiens, we are Homo Indomitus.

@justduro1527

Ай бұрын

I have a bit of doubts about it honestly lol

@luxinvictus9018

Ай бұрын

​@@justduro1527 it's more of a thought experiment. Ultimately all this falls under philosophy rather than science. However, if you do have doubts about the sheer human persistence, well perhaps you need to actually go and do something difficult, which requires determination and will power to overcome. Won't have doubts by the end of it. If you're talkin about the persistence hunter part, then there's literally still tribes in africa which hunt by running down their prey. That's what we did for the hundreds of thousands of years before we developed spears and bows.

@degeneration6493

Ай бұрын

🏃‍♂️

@BygoneT

Ай бұрын

You think you have a point but you don't. If you fall wrong on level ground you might fucking die or permanently lose some motor function despite us developing a super complex system of natural defense from physical trauma. We have a multi layered, almost needlessly efficient bacterial self defense system that'll still crumble if there's a lil guy who knows how to use our cells as industries a bit too well. We got where we are now because we stepped away from mere resilience, you're not writing with electric rocks tricked into thinking because we were persistent. You're doing so because we tried to use our brains to overcome what the body couldn't. There is no amount of persistence that'll save you from an aneurysm. I wish we could just look at it like it is instead of mythologising one dude who discovered penicillin or cowering in a cultural corner because the internet has convinced some 60 year old guy the world ends with tattoos. Give it 5 years and it's gonna be gone. Replaced by the nth installment of "apophis is coming the world is ending", then we'll just blow it up, and it'll be the indomitable spirit again, and then it'll be the crispr crisis, and on and on and on. We got here by chance because a lil rat ancestor survived long enough. And we might end because we don't wanna deal with a stranger being potentially mean, the indomitable spirit is gonna go to sleep and never wake up when haptic feedback ai companions and games get to us, unless we can prove to the collective the real world is still worth it.

@midtisel4222

Ай бұрын

​@@BygoneTquite the pessimist arent you?

"May god have mercy on their souls, because we sure as hell won't have any"