Some please make an Angry Joe 'You done fucked it up' complitation.

@LaptopGamingDude

8 жыл бұрын

There is

@fizzypayton2504

8 жыл бұрын

FloppyFlapjak Link please?

@LaptopGamingDude

8 жыл бұрын

FizzyPayton well it's more of a remix than a compilation

@Bobman-ml5qf

8 жыл бұрын

+FizzyPayton I'll give it a shot! Oh props to the Profile Pic! Go Hawks!

@dhanotaphil

8 жыл бұрын

+FizzyPayton did anybody notice bishop saying bring it on at 13:42 i was so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the guy blew himself up coz he knew what game he was in.

@stardusttodorki2679

5 жыл бұрын

Darlkin wait what game I am in well bye guys *blows my self up *

@thevenator3955

5 жыл бұрын

or, you know, he wanted a quick painless death rather than a slow painful one.

@rickyjames993

5 жыл бұрын

@@thevenator3955 or, you know, he wanted to blow up his own soldiers.

@thevenator3955

5 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Johnson or, you know, he was secretly working for the Russians that wanted to sabotage the mission.

@downfromthereeefters

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

it's fun how 5 years later people found out that the messed up alien AI was because of a typo on a single line of code. A single letter messed up most of the AI code.

@panzermann1181

5 жыл бұрын

You know you fucked up when you mispelled Tether.

@kukuhimanputraraharja8084

5 жыл бұрын

even with that tether code fix, some players say the game clearly needs much more polishing.

@Legoman775

5 жыл бұрын

oh yeah, im not a coder but yeah even 1 letter or number off in a code can completely ruin everything especially for the AI

@Bobman-ml5qf

5 жыл бұрын

The game still (kinda) sucks even with the code fixed.

@CliffuckingBooth

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bobman-ml5qf Then apply the fan overhaul mod. Its actually fun now! (but then again Im huge Colonial Marines fan so Im willing to close my eyes a bit here and there)

And it turns out the AI was shit because of a typo that hasn't been fixed to this day.

@karakas9905

5 жыл бұрын

Well, not really.

@GamingPenis

5 жыл бұрын

@@karakas9905 why not, is the story fake/untrue ?

@karakas9905

5 жыл бұрын

@@GamingPenis Yeah. One typo did not destroy the AI...

@snowcrash512

5 жыл бұрын

@@karakas9905 But, it did... you can fix it yourself even.

@ritujithmanoj2133

5 жыл бұрын

Something like mistyping Tether as Teather

Joe either predicted or inspired Alien: isolation. spooky.

@Neakal

8 жыл бұрын

Alien isolation was already in the works when this was released, hence he referred to it near the end. He just did a good job predicting what would make for a good game which the designers of the isolation were thankfully good at too.

@BIadelores

7 жыл бұрын

I have seen developers (Not publishers, developers) talk about reviewers that they like watching, and Joe is one of the more common ones (Also stuff like Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation and TotalBiscuit, etc), so it's pretty plausible that they took his words as inspiration. I remember reading somewhere the developers of Isolation were really unhappy with what Colonial Marines did to the franchise.

@BIadelores

7 жыл бұрын

Neakal Alien Isolation came only about 4 months away from 2 full years before this review, that's a VERY significant amount of time for a game development. Whole games have been developed in less time, so I definitely think it's POSSIBLE that he influenced. However, I'm not saying that's what really happened, just saying that I think it's very plausible.

@Neakal

7 жыл бұрын

Marines came out in February 12, 2013, Isolation October 7, 2014. Bigger gap than I thought so, yes (I could swear it was only a few months). But a AAA game that was already in the making, I'm not sure. But then I don't know too well about game development so you could be right. If so, kudos to them for actually listening to criticisms.

@brentmiller6414

7 жыл бұрын

Joe also predicted Ultimate Marvel vs. Camcom 3

If Joe starts the video with ''you fucked it up'' YOU KNOOOW IT IS GOING TO BE BAD.

@faszomba9032

7 жыл бұрын

TheMasta Pasta smart

@riomanning764

7 жыл бұрын

TheMasta Pasta lol rip sega made it 😭

@MatthewCobalt

7 жыл бұрын

+Onehanded kid nope, they published it. gearbox made it.

@riomanning764

7 жыл бұрын

ok well still sega is a part its still bad k m8

@johnnyzero8853

7 жыл бұрын

I thought it'll be "You done fucked it up"

With 2020 here this is still funny after all these years. I feel your pain Joe. Yo Joe....carry on.

@digitalsoldierxp9027

4 жыл бұрын

We need the next sequel or a remake of colonial marines

@DireNemesis

4 жыл бұрын

@@digitalsoldierxp9027 avp 2010 remake would be godly

@MrGrimm-gy1mu

4 жыл бұрын

He can alien isolation

@juliushegge4845

4 жыл бұрын

@@DireNemesis true, I have all achievements for that game on steam

@devinweathers7520

3 жыл бұрын

12:32 me and harem anime trops, cliche

Am i the only person who suffers from depression, and watches joe's old videos as almost like a nice warm blanket sometimes?

@thebatman4279

3 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean, I'm depressed a lot of the time too. These videos are super effective at cheering me up 😊

@mr-noluck1153

Жыл бұрын

Exactly (just without the depression part)

@oberauKroat

Жыл бұрын

No

@SimiCantStandYaBits

Жыл бұрын

I wish we weren't like this.

@slight6069

Жыл бұрын

me minus the depression. i just love his old angrier self! lol

I remember that I saw your review and decided to ignore you... and bought Aliens: Colonia Marines. Worst mistake in my life. I'm sorry Joe. Should have listened to you.

@VoodooPadre

7 жыл бұрын

M. Volgrand What? Are you mad?

@Volgrand

7 жыл бұрын

I was young. And stupid. I will never forgive myself...

@VoodooPadre

7 жыл бұрын

M. Volgrand Ah, who am I kidding? I did the same, yes I did. I saw this review and said, "oh it can't be that bad". Oh I was wrong. I returned it the next day I got it. No joke.

@Volgrand

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph Garcia *brohug*

@AmishDancer

7 жыл бұрын

M. Volgrand I know the pain man. This game broke my heart.

29:10 Joe predicted Alien Isolation

@m4ttr4w3som3

9 жыл бұрын

Yea you noticed it too. I made a comment further up about that.

@lISamuraill

9 жыл бұрын

Argh not looking forward to alien isolation I'm just too tired alien games I saw the gameplay from ign looks like crap pretty sure it's you running away from 1 aliens that's going to stalk your life and you need to escaping the ship or killing the alien ugh so tired the alien dosent even have the graphic and textures on him the alien haves no slime on his mouth when you hide in lockers the alien don't even hear beeping sounds from your tracker really?

@spookybathtub7006

9 жыл бұрын

shinji nator they said you would fight more enemy more than the one alien I bet alien isolation will not be another overhype screw up its even being developed by hole new team it at least won't be bad as this game right here its just going to be a open world survival horror and you don't need jumpscares make a game scary

@lISamuraill

9 жыл бұрын

yeah it it will be better then this pile of garbage but still tired of aliens im done

@spookybathtub7006

9 жыл бұрын

shinji nator but joes not tired

I like how Joey pretty much predicted Alien: Isolation at the end there.

@briankim8872

3 жыл бұрын

And unlike Colonial marines, it is awesome.

@WH250398

2 жыл бұрын

Joey.

@verifeli

Жыл бұрын

@@briankim8872 With a much better AI.

Humans: Colonial Aliens

@vladimirpishchalnikov6154

4 жыл бұрын

Bugs: The Game.

Battleborn is karma for Gearbox fucking up Colonial Marines and Duke Nukem Forever

@junaidi2

7 жыл бұрын

The way the price drop for the game is just ridiculous! It's on humble bundle right now as part of 2k bundle for $15.

@YusukeShirogane

7 жыл бұрын

Battleborn got alot cheaper because of Overwatch.

@Omar-li5db

7 жыл бұрын

Ma boy politicz gon bring hip hop back

@TetsuRiken

7 жыл бұрын

Let's be fair for Duke it came out after so much development hell but that only applies to duke

@swagmoney9818

7 жыл бұрын

it's a shame their best work is borderlands series

Joe's armour looks like it's still loading

@thatnaivefilmmaker4856

5 жыл бұрын

kwadwo baidoo ah damn I thought I made this joke first damn

@darthderp8066

3 жыл бұрын

His armor got me feeling like 23:05

@JaydevRaol

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@anthonynguyen3731

3 жыл бұрын

The texture is still popping in

@NewEra314

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

“Man I wonder how joe feels about this game?” *First fifteen seconds* “YA FUCKED IT UP!” “Well that answers that.”

@meadowsama

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I felt the disappointment from the thumbnail

@mocharoll3486

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! Lmfao Joe’s expression in the thumbnail alr says it all, I can alr hear him screaming the moment I laid my eyes on it

I remember seeing a kill scene where you shotgun a xenomorph in the face. UP CLOSE.... Any alien fan can tell you how stupid it is to do that... Literally goes against one of the major logics of the series...

@mkjayd4969

5 жыл бұрын

They wear extra large condoms

@esbeekay

4 жыл бұрын

It was a reference to a scene in Aliens

@Snowman79

4 жыл бұрын

You can shoot alien the way Hicks did it in the movie .. straight in the mouth so the acid goes away from you .. shooting him in the chin like in the game is like going without umbrella outside only its acid raining .. suicide ..

@BowenEros-gt8gn

4 жыл бұрын

@@Snowman79 Hicks still splashed acid on someone in that scene

@XenomorphLV426

4 жыл бұрын

@@BowenEros-gt8gn that's be Hudson, sir.

I still watch this years later, still makes me laugh everytime.

@sosojosef9120

8 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeaaahhh hahaha

@kurniawanshaq

8 жыл бұрын

+isonic lol

@tomb4250

8 жыл бұрын

See... thats angryjoe at its finest compared to nowadays 😕

@kurniawanshaq

8 жыл бұрын

***** better than martha crying..

@brokebean2532

8 жыл бұрын

+Kanishka Kreaper "it's his mother's name! D:"

"You done fucked it up" Well that was a good review *turns off computer

@tyrone5619

7 жыл бұрын

It's "You fucked it up " in this review

@reloadpsi

6 жыл бұрын

SuperMisteryMan01 It is a delightfully succinct intro. Absolutely perfect.

@orpheus1675

6 жыл бұрын

after writing the comment of course

Amnesia meeting Aliens? Joe can read the future

@andresgonzalez887

5 жыл бұрын

more like the devs saw this review and other similar opinions

@gaminggoof1542

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@christopherregan1654

4 жыл бұрын

That thankfully gave us Alien Isolation!

Let's see how Aliens Fireteam compares to this catastrophe. See you in summer 2021 everyone. 😆

@pablofierro7262

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, i just saw your comment on the new alien game trailer , then now here. What are he odds lmao. Love your content.

@topman200000

3 жыл бұрын

Fingers crossed 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤣🤣

@johnnycalrissian929

3 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does the alien AI in the new trailer look a bit “stiffish”

@Merecir

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablofierro7262 Everyeone is getting reccomended this video again. =D

@eomat

3 жыл бұрын

I so badly want Fireteam to be good

I keep losing my shit at hello my baby....

@bobbylockhart967

8 жыл бұрын

X dox

Colonial marines with the ai of isolation would have been epic.

@666mrq

9 жыл бұрын

And graphics improved. Graphics look shit compared to AvP 3 which is from 2010

@666mrq

9 жыл бұрын

Sacatuki, True.

@666mrq

9 жыл бұрын

Sacatuki, I played AvP 2010 at Max settings! Damn, it looks good!

@666mrq

9 жыл бұрын

Sacatuki, The game is pretty good. Marine campaign is scary at some points! It has 3 campaigns which are Alien,Marine and Predator. People say that Alien campaign is worst one. I haven't tried the multiplayer. I did have some fun playing that game. Shitted my pants, when i heard Predator sound when i was Marine. and of course, the motion tracker.

@Taker4Life123

9 жыл бұрын

Mr. Awesome AvP 3 was pretty cool!! Have you played the original AvP games? Man those games were creepy, atmospheric, and awesome!! If you havent I suggest you try them!! :D

“Hey joe.” 7:47 2018 and that line still gold

@edgarallenpo8330

4 жыл бұрын

I love how he just kind of shows up looking to have fun like that annoying kid that ruins every game when it tries to join your friend group lol

@mr.irrelevant8826

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@Onestepbehind

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Irrelevant yeetus

AvP 2010 was great. I love how you say it is a 6/10 but it had pretty much everything you wanted in an alien game in the human campaign. Aliens were smart, they stalked you, climbed on walls, attacked in unison etc. The atmosphere was scary, marines were consantly dying around you. It was a million times more authentic of an Aliens experience than this shit.

@carlosandresgomezreyes9846

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahh

@hambone3327

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlosandresgomezreyes9846 bruh the campaign lasted like 3 hrs for the marines and that was the best part .. rest of it was fine but it aint some masterpiece

@connorripley1610

Жыл бұрын

Facts bro I loved that game to bits. The multiplayer was hella fun too. I’m so hung up on wanting a good colonial marines survival horror type game.

@okagron

Жыл бұрын

It is a 6/10. It's a decent game, but the Predator and Alien campaigns are far too short.

@danielkiran8174

10 ай бұрын

@@okagron So what? Its multiplayer is great. I spent so many months playing with friends.

i love angry joe shooting randomly before he say: "you fucked it up"

@Engineer1998

8 жыл бұрын

Why does he randomly shoot before he says that?

Anyone else watch Randy Bitchford embarrass himself on twitter?

@xtremeranger30

9 жыл бұрын

Rc Cooper Yep makes me not want to support Gearbox ever again. He referred to that lawsuit as mafia like extortion or something along that line.

@bobcooper82

9 жыл бұрын

Oh and let's not forget the one-man shark jump that was #askrandy.

@xtremeranger30

9 жыл бұрын

Rc Cooper www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jul/15/gearbox-ceo-randy-pitchford-gamer-criticism He said something again calling fans "sadists". The people calling him out for his bullshit would not be sadism, it seems like he doesn't understand the word lol.

@DouglasQuaid999

9 жыл бұрын

Rc Cooper Randy 'Crocodile Tears'' Bitchford

@sulacomarine

8 жыл бұрын

Rc Cooper That... sonofabitch... He f*&$#ing got away with it. I wonder if Joe would have any input on that.

Hard to believe that this game already released 5 years ago. Damn.

@korkronwarlord

6 жыл бұрын

And I payed full price for the collector edition and all, was there at its release day to pick it up at the store. Man.......5 years ago since one my most greatests disappointements in gaming history. It still hurts.

@pyreotusbark8954

6 жыл бұрын

Sapody I know that feel

@jdpragmatic8644

3 жыл бұрын

And Randy still defends it🙄

@thatsreallyamoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyreotusbark8954 how are you doing bro, comment is 2 years old now 🙂

@pyreotusbark8954

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatsreallyamoon I'm ok. Lockdown stopped me from getting a job I really wanted but they said they'd have a spot for me for when it ended. Waiting for it to end. For so long.

“Please don’t cancel Aliens Colonial Marines.” Yeah that aged well lol

There should have been an asymmetrical mode like Evolve where one person plays as a xenomorph and everyone else hunts him down. When the xeno player starts out, he's somewhat weak, but the more marines he kills, the more health he gets and the faster and stronger he gets. That creates a dynamic where players have to stick close to survive and hunt the alien down before it gets too dangerous.

@TheCjbroncos25

8 жыл бұрын

that's a good idea

@hotmanngrayman9059

8 жыл бұрын

wow that's a good idea

@theInsaneCashew

8 жыл бұрын

I cannot argue with that at all.

@helpme4720

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGrayMysterious good idea, but then all players would camp near each other and there would be no point unless if they were spawned in different parts of the map and the map was decently sized.

@TheGrayMysterious

8 жыл бұрын

Thomasthetrainlover 1 Spawn the marines on one side and the xeno on the other.

Thank god for Alien: Isolation!

@chrisstratch7727

7 жыл бұрын

Fr it's badass

@AliBazz

7 жыл бұрын

but gosh dng it tho i like to see marines and shootin more than hidin it would ve been awesome to make this game awwesome

@Bubbl3Bubbl3gum

7 жыл бұрын

Refering to No Man's Lie?

@2011nphelps

7 жыл бұрын

McDastardly outlast had a part in that as well IMO

@uncleravioli5272

6 жыл бұрын

why are you thanking yourself?

Five years later, a spelling error was found to be responsible for the Xenomorph AI's failure in the game. It still doesn't explain the rest of the game's problems.

@antichthon3597

4 жыл бұрын

@@k417njbka7 no, that's actually correct

@jameswitherow5149

3 жыл бұрын

Overall bad writing, bad pacing choices, and a piss-poor ending. Oh yeah, the fact that Randy Pitchford praised it, and continues to defend it. Course, he wasn't known as much of an ass at the time; lol, it was THIS game that started that reputation. The fact that Jim Sterling continues to roast him at every opportunity doesn't help matters. I honestly don't blame the guy; he suffered a certain amount of professional disdain for the interview he did with Pitchford prior to the game's release.

"Hello my baby! hello my honey!! hello my rag time gaaall!!!"

@jdpragmatic8644

3 жыл бұрын

2:13

Why isn't there a law making it illegal for gaming developers to lie like this about their game to their customers? Fucking sickening. Maybe if there was more work and actual care would go into the games but nope.

@borgKick

9 жыл бұрын

ConorChaos because lying isnt illegal unless contracted not to

@RIDDICK0911

8 жыл бұрын

ConorChaos because otherwise there would be no franchising.

@DeplorableKing

8 жыл бұрын

borgKick false advertising is illegal.

@borgKick

8 жыл бұрын

yet almost every AAA gaming company gets away with it.

@tokiwartooth4404

8 жыл бұрын

ConorChaos Because every dollar spent means more tax income for the mafia (government.) Advice - Stop buying new games unless that one-in-a-million game releases with no shady practices. Plenty of older games out there that are far superior to all the new cash grabs of this decade.

Damn. The more I watch Joe, the more I think he's psychic. He wanted a full-fledged game made out of the Assassin's Creed 3 naval missions. We got Assassin's Creed 4. And NOW he says he wants a game like Amnesia mixed with aliens. We now have Alien: Isolation coming out soon. Holy shit dude.

@jasonslepica3932

10 жыл бұрын

He also predicted saints row 4

@emmanuelcruz4854

10 жыл бұрын

Holy shit lol

@psychoaztecs

10 жыл бұрын

he's a big influence to the devs, i love him.

@karkar00000

10 жыл бұрын

Well Ubisoft Love him...

@thermit3

10 жыл бұрын

karkar00000 all hail the great joe and the child-folllower ubisoft

It's been years now, so let me just spoil this: the survived Marine whom Joe refers to is Hicks.

@chaseyancey8824

3 жыл бұрын

I sure was searching for this and couldn't seem to find the answer thank you I appreciate it.

@hainhatphung1371

3 жыл бұрын

@Danny Morrissey Meh. Somehow THIS integration of Colonial Marines is Canon, as stated in Joe's review. And if you play to the certain when Winter finds a certain blindfolded guy, that's just cheap to be anyone but Hicks. In other words, this doesn't explain anything with his inclusion out of nowhere. Gearbox fck the whole game badly with weird storyline and clunky COD gamevibe that ain't fit. Throw in some chunks of Alien's references doesn't help either, as you have just pointed out.

@scopev4274

3 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly the Stasis Interrupted DLC shows that Hicks is pulled out of Cryo before being launched in the escape pod and is swapped with some generic random character you meet in the DLC and that’s who dies in Alien 3 not Hicks. But it’s all locked behind a PAID DLC

@hainhatphung1371

3 жыл бұрын

@@scopev4274 even I haven't played that DLC yet XO Great work, Randy.

@cyphaborg6598

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaseyancey8824 It took me 2 seconds lol I never even bothered playing trough the campaign and I'm surprised it's Hicks and doesn't make sense at all lol.

2022 and this review never gets old.

@Soulweaver0

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait when it hits the 10 year anniversary.

@loliking2763

Жыл бұрын

His fan base got kinda old and so did he becoming one of the leftist indoctrinated psychos

@holechek

Жыл бұрын

@@Soulweaver0 thats now

@tomasburian6550

9 ай бұрын

It's Joe's classic. This, and his Fable 2 video.

2013:Alien Colonial Marines, Ride To Hell: Retribution 2014:Watch Dogs, Destiny 2015:Star Wars Battlefront, Need For Speed 2016:No Man's Sky, The Division

@carreragt8516

7 жыл бұрын

Mason Hodnett Star Wars? Surely it's need for speed the biggest disappointment of 2015

@swagmoney9818

7 жыл бұрын

nah Star Wars was more of a disappointment, the racing genre was dying anyways but EA took a masterpiece and took a shit on it

@bingo4519

7 жыл бұрын

Mason Hodnett watch dogs wasn't bad though.

@biohead66

7 жыл бұрын

In what world?

@MitchellWinning

7 жыл бұрын

Watch dogs was rubbish.

If it was called Call of Duty : Aliens, IGN would give 9.9/10

@DarkenedArc

10 жыл бұрын

Bartek Stachelek but certainly not the WORST thing ever there a worse MUCH worse games than COD

@ChanceHopper

10 жыл бұрын

Bartek Stachelek In my opinion it's beyond that.

@FalconOfStorms

10 жыл бұрын

DarkenedArc Not besides titles like The Fighter Within. I mean, Cawadoody isn't broken or anything, there's just nothing there. It's nothing but shooting, and shooting, and more shooting.

@The_Based_Batman

10 жыл бұрын

Well they got a hold of the Predator. I can see that in the future.

@mercenum5186

5 жыл бұрын

If it was Call of Duty developers that made an aliens game I guarantee you it would be a lot better than this piece of s***

And to think the Aliens would be much more difficult to fight had they not misspelled "tether".

Legends says joes armor is still loading

This Video > The Entire Game

Funny story, I went to Gamestop and purchased Colonial Marines at full price for my brother. He was very excited for it and was looking forward to playing it. When I got home and checked KZread, I saw this video was uploaded! So, I click the video and as soon as Joe comes onscreen, I think, "Is Joe setting up for some kind of joke?" And then... "You fucked it up." At that moment, I asked myself, "What did we just waste 60 dollars on?"

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

Felt the same when I put over 100$ for Fallout: 76

@AndT101

4 жыл бұрын

@@frenchsoldier8485 You are dumb for trusting bethesda. They turned scummy when they introduced paid mods for skyrim. And u have a terrible taste for liking fallot series😂

@namandu9454

4 жыл бұрын

@@frenchsoldier8485 100 dls ..wtfuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

@@AndT101 Maybe so... but atleast the Pip-Boy looks nice

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

@@namandu9454 It was the Pip-Boy version

Years later, "Cancelization" still sounds hilarious.

I literally just play this game over and over again just to play the "Raven" Mission because it's the only somewhat scary and fun mission in the game.

Graphics were as good as Doom 3 on original Xbox... Which came out 9 years earlier

@chiefynproud1787

7 жыл бұрын

TheOmniscientAtheist You know your game is bad when a game that came out a decade earlier looks better.

@resdyne9590

7 жыл бұрын

Buffalo the lighting was just as good but the textures were total crap on doom 3

@wisedragon2247

5 жыл бұрын

Doom 3 is a wicked game.

@Xenosaurus

5 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

Alien Isolation? Well i guess they listened to Joe

@Journal14

9 жыл бұрын

***** Backup plan then?

@QM571

9 жыл бұрын

fission reactor Pretty much

@christoffelmiddel6663

9 жыл бұрын

dawood rashid Well that's a switch!

The most iconic intro to a video. " you fucked it up " Fiver years later and it still holds up!

Sigh* I was 13 when this game came out . I had my dad pre order the 110$ collectors edition . I’m sorry dad

@Osio1000_5

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. I honestly feel sorry for you and your dad. 😔

Aliens : Colonial Marines 10/10- IGN

@Shadow07Warrior1989

9 жыл бұрын

Adam Brennan Apparently they mark it as a 4.5/10 and say, quote, "it's not worthy" as a sequel to Aliens.

@Jackal_El_Lobo34

9 жыл бұрын

How dare they give Alien Isolation a 5/10. F*ck that biased critic in particular!!!

@sulacomarine

8 жыл бұрын

Charlie Channel Maybe IGN outsourced to Seegson Corp., and have Working Joes doing their reviews. They're programmed to give anything that isn't Call of Duty a bad review. XD

@psycho6776

8 жыл бұрын

Adam Brennan Aliens: Colonial Marines 9.8/10 - IGN It has guns like Call of Duty.

@vivacehome1

8 жыл бұрын

Adam Brennan B>U>L>L>S>H>I>T!

And it took a company experienced with RTS development to give us the Alien game we've so badly wanted.

@meatball5336

Жыл бұрын

Yep. Alien Isolation sure does make my fun beans hum with delight.

@loudman12

7 ай бұрын

@@meatball5336with aliens dark decent was the alien colonial marines this should have been

I wonder how a remake of this game would turn out...

Back here after Aliens: Fire Team trailer

@ALIRStudio87

3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

"Imagine like Amnesia mixed with Aliens. Holy shit that would be a game everyone would be talking about." And just like that Creative Assembly takes the burden to hopefully redeem the license and restore the Fans' faith.

@jamiefletcher3186

10 жыл бұрын

What happened to the E3 demo ? That was a true aliens game, but we get this instead and i can't stand the graphics or story of this game

@MrTervehattara

10 жыл бұрын

Same thing as what happened to duke nukem forever.

@jdtrim22

9 жыл бұрын

CANNOT wait for Joe to review that and be EVEN MORE disappointed. It's shaping up to be a disaster already, more interviews with devs than gameplay in the trailers, lots of emphasis on Pre-Alpha in any gameplay that is shown, and worst of all Creative Assembly.

@LynnDonmy

9 жыл бұрын

jdtrim22 Stop being such a critic, just wait for the damn thing!

@nintyfan1991

9 жыл бұрын

But then again, even CA has messed up. Even Joe will tell you that with Rome II.

The surviving marine was Hicks (Michael Biehn's character)

@bowlining

4 жыл бұрын

stop for a second, did they ruin emotional moment from Alien3? Didnt Hicks fucking die?

@thomasbaird7004

4 жыл бұрын

@@bowlining im glad he didnt die lol

@residentelect

4 жыл бұрын

@@bowlining I purchased this (yes I'm a dick, but it was like five quid at Game) and thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt. Then... I got to that particular part of the story; witnessed the hood being ripped off to reveal Hicks, and all I can remember was hearing the Windows 95 shutdown jingle reverberate through my mind before passing out riddled with cancer. I'm only alive to this day thanks to massive doses of retro gaming and MAME emulation...

@Nikadiemus28

4 жыл бұрын

*Are they fucking kidding? What did the corporation do? Wake him up on the SULACO and drag him back to the planet?

@Userius1

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, his (and Newt's) death in Alien 3 was a fucking cop-out and not emotional at all, just bizarre. I mean Ripley just happens to be the lucky sole survivor again? The pod is malfunctioning left and right, but hey Ripley you're ok, xenomorph incubation within you notwithstanding.

I wish joe did these videos now instead of always reviewing Disney plus stuff

Lol at O'Neil, I think every gamer knows the frustration of AI and to just empty the clip into them, you know it wont do shit, but its the only recourse you got.

the marine in the beginning actually wanted to prevent you from having to play the story

@vilhelmpuddintain9295

10 жыл бұрын

He's the true hero for sure. A tragic hero, nonetheless. :C

@mikeehrmantraut1899

5 жыл бұрын

@@vilhelmpuddintain9295 he should flip off to winter and warned that this game is DOGSHIT

The developers and studios that made Ride to Hell Retribution, Aliens Colonial Marines, and No Mans Sky should all band together and purposely make a game as shitty as possible almost like a parody. Include ridiculous microtransactions, bugs (make them funny though) boring as shit gameplay, just a combination of everything we hate that makes a game bad. I'd pay 10 bucks for that. Mainly just to (force) erm I mean see Angry Joe review it.Then again they would probably fuck it up and make a great game instead just to piss us off....

@swagmoney9818

7 жыл бұрын

remsensor TM Yea and have a giant graphical downgrade

@splitatorium

7 жыл бұрын

They'd probably sell it for $60

@bigred052887

7 жыл бұрын

It's called "Goat simulator"

@BIGBOSS9545

7 жыл бұрын

That game is purposely shitty

@swagmoney9818

7 жыл бұрын

Dairokuten Maou no $120 for bonus content

The bit at 25:46 joe made is more exhilarating than the entire campaign. Outside of the part where I didn't have a weapon.

Who's here in 2018 after the news of the typo in the AI?

@intensellylit4100

5 жыл бұрын

Merc Enum me

what is the point of joe censoring himself if he only does it half the time?

@JaelinBezel

8 жыл бұрын

+Tristan Rains Apparently to see if people point it out. No literally that's what Tvtropes says.

@J-Dizzle95

8 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that when he is being derogatory then he censors it That way he's not just like "Fuck you and you" and offending people as much But when he just uses it regularly in a sentence, he doesn't feel the need to censor it

@J-Dizzle95

8 жыл бұрын

** When he is being derogatory towards a person

@LaptopGamingDude

8 жыл бұрын

+Jared Lucus that's not even close

@arrogantbandit1

8 жыл бұрын

+Jared Lucus Not that it really matters, but I think you're right. In one video (can't remember which one) he starts a rant about a female character and it goes something like: "that stupid fucking.. [exploitives deleted]". And I don't blame Joe, just because you're ranting about a female character it doesn't mean that's how you feel about all females. Alas, that's what people instantly bitch about these days.

"Imagine a game of Amnesia mixed with aliens" Behold ALIEN: ISOLATION!!

@FarikoWishless

6 жыл бұрын

Phoenix2450 Lol predictions

1:11 - My heart broke. That man used to be beautiful, really miss old Spoony. He's a festering corpse now.

@DragonHeart613

3 жыл бұрын

@Drewdog Is Joe still friends with him??? Joe never mentioned him again after this review.

@juliagoodwin9510

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Thinking of how he used to be, and how he is now... Goddamnit...

It's hilarious how Joe not only predicted Alien Isolation, but also Aliens: Fireteam Elite. He talks about wanting survival horror, and also how the co op is just tacked on here. He wishes that there were classes so you don't feel the exact same as your teammates. He got everything he wanted lmao

That moment when the Demo is better than the actual game.

@thomasbrke2390

7 жыл бұрын

Destroyer Of Skulls The demo is always better

@-Trauma.

6 жыл бұрын

thomasbrke Remember Blast Chamber? That demo was great...the actual game was too. I want a Blast Chamber remake for PSN.

@yamiblade

6 жыл бұрын

So basically Too Human

@lelouchstrife1891

6 жыл бұрын

kinda wish they would remake AVP extinction for ps4 and xbox one, first AVP game i ever played aside Concrete Jungle which i loved

I'm playing through Aliens VS Predators The Game (2010) right now and I'm amazed at how much better that game is compared to this. The aliens have actual AI, are better animated and the atmosphere of the game when youre playing as the marine is so much scarier. It even looks better in certain areas. It baffles me as to how badly they fucked this up >.

@SuperPeterok

6 жыл бұрын

Axl Jenkins yeah playing all three campaigns are fucking fun

@jamez470

5 жыл бұрын

KingKongCompilation no idea why joe said it was a 6/10. The multiplayer is one of the best multiplayer games I’ve ever played and I never even played it with my friends, just randoms.

@jamez470

5 жыл бұрын

KingKongCompilation the campaign had 3 different storylines which was cool. I didn’t feel like multiplayer was unbalanced. The modes like the infection one were amazingly fun. Species tdm, mixed species tdm, etc.

@necromancy5032

5 жыл бұрын

KingKongCompilation The Predators were OP but I feel like people diss the marine faction. They can be a force to be reckoned with. Teamplay is essential. I smeared the floor with them in a big Species TDM.

@necromancy5032

5 жыл бұрын

KingKongCompilation Yep, it’s more fun to work together than going at it alone though.

There was a typo in the game code, so one mistake ruined one part of the game

@magnuscritikaleak5045

4 жыл бұрын

That is unbelievable the Ai of the game still run if it was Unity with Visual studio they would brick the game by not running the script entirely.

@Xazamas

4 жыл бұрын

One of the lines in code told the program to attach the alien to "teather" instead of "tether." With that fix the game as whole was, of course, still below expectations. However after modders removed that single letter, the alien AI got significantly better.

@clairelili873

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xazamas there are more typos in the code, fixing a good chunk of the game and making it better by a good margin. there is two more "teather" in the code, and one capital A in "PecanGame", fucking even more the code. after that, suddenly the game becomes way better.

still coming back to this gem AGAIN in 2023 about to enter 2024, happy holidays Angryjoe.

Bill Paxton. (Pour your booze for respect here)

@MoskHotel

4 жыл бұрын

He was a true Ultimate Badass. 🥃

@ieuanhunt552

4 жыл бұрын

🍸

@redcell9636

4 жыл бұрын

Out of the loop here, did he die?

@metalfacedude5024

4 жыл бұрын

@@redcell9636 yeah

@Dante220omp

3 жыл бұрын

🕯️

29:10 The Alien: Isolation devs obviously watched this video

@TreiskadekDevil

8 жыл бұрын

***** Creative Assembly is a very talented group trust me I'm sure when Sega told them to make the next game they took alot of notes.

@ConorChaos

8 жыл бұрын

+TreiskadekDevil Lol, we thinking of the same Creative Assembly?

@HenriqueRJchiki

8 жыл бұрын

+ConorChaos yes it is the same as total war

Thankfully the AI issues can be fixed on the PC. Apparently the AI problems are caused by a typo in the games code.

AVP 2010 is wayyyy better

Alien isolation is good but we NEED a good aliens action game

@mishmeshmonster2482

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@calebh8944

7 жыл бұрын

Alien was never an action movie franchise, it always focused on horror/thriller

@stephenlyon1358

7 жыл бұрын

Alien isolation was a piece of shit. I don't want to fight fucking wave after wave of retarded androids. BOOORING!

@SpartanPrimeDSTY117

7 жыл бұрын

+Stephen Lyon what if we let you play the sequence in which Ripley turns full badass and fights through the alien nest to save newt?

@stephenlyon1358

7 жыл бұрын

It should be ALIENS not fucking robots! I don't mind 1 robot... but having tons of them is total bs..

oh look, hipsters developed it. who would've guessed that it'd be bad..

@Celestialbeing21

7 жыл бұрын

Hipsters are 90% the reason why things that people discover to be trendy turn to shit when they touch it. They are cancer to trends. Anime, pool, Archery, darts, dancing, and now video games.

@jerryhuang7765

7 жыл бұрын

+ßetaJuice wait...darts?

@Celestialbeing21

7 жыл бұрын

+Jerry Huang yep, that's right I said that random crap, Darts.

@Celestialbeing21

7 жыл бұрын

+Eurasian Writer I almost bought that game, almost XD. The true definition of hipster quality of product and services. Sean, can you see your character? Sean Murray: No, the only way you can see yourself is through another players vision. Can you run into other players? Sean Murray: No you can't. *my eyes roll*

@anonymous243124

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget they ruined rock, beards, irony, and all the older generations perception of gen y.

The "hello my baby!" Song bit still gets me 👍

Who is watching this in 2018?

@somedudeonearth4978

6 жыл бұрын

RED SEA GAMING - me

@flaksoft8003

6 жыл бұрын

i too ! and Alien isolation is the best !!!

@darthlazurus4382

5 жыл бұрын

Yo!

@comicloverdoesstuff8967

5 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@johnw3194

5 жыл бұрын

My eyes!

I find it funny how the main reason the alien ai was so shit was because of a typo in the games files and it was never patched xD

@christopherregan1654

4 жыл бұрын

The Marine Campaign in 2010's Aliens Vs. Predator was twice as good as this At only half the length!

@raam726

3 жыл бұрын

Why was it never patched?

@TheWayoftheSith

2 жыл бұрын

Modder jamesdickinson963 was able to fix the game’s terrible AI behavior by simply correcting the typo “teather” to “tether” from the .ini file. This misspelling in the .ini file significantly hampers the capacity of enemy AI because it prevents important AI parameters from being loaded. My Document\My Games\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config\PecanEngine.ini correct by changing teather to tether, use ctrl+f to find it. Also same thing in DefaultEngine.ini in Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config

@thetute59

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWayoftheSith but why didnt they patch it?

First joe says on the AC3 review, it would be awesome to get a game focused around sailing, then AC4 came out which was focused on sailing. Now Joe says in this review he hopes they make an amnesia alien game, and yes they are, alien isolation. Dammit joe you must be a fucking wizard or some shit.

@AlexMasonF22

10 жыл бұрын

maybe the creators of this games, look at their analysis and do what he says

@ShadowLegend300

10 жыл бұрын

And he hated Ride to Hell: Retribution and HEY, no sequel yet!

@fritten

10 жыл бұрын

Alex Mason Aliens:Isolation?:D Sounds right!

8:06 so we’re just going to ignore the boiler in the door way, perfect representation of the A.I.

Who's watching this in 2021 after the Aliens: fireteam trailer hit?

@johnnythompson3734

2 жыл бұрын

Me

RIP Bill Paxton. The Game is Never Over

and so alien isolation was born

@Nikke-nn5mn

7 жыл бұрын

No man's sky is the real sequel of this game

@simonriley4131

7 жыл бұрын

Nah dude, No Man's Sky is the sequel to Ride to Hell: Retribution.

@roflturkey6513

7 жыл бұрын

Simon Riley No Man's Sky is the bastard child of Ride to Hell Retribution and ACM

"So it was one of those 'seven', 'seven and a half' kind of games." -Randy Pitchford

Wow... this review is so Old Spoony still had a Career XD

don't the aliens have acidic blood? how did you not take damage from that when you did that one shotgun execution bit?

@willgold3324

5 жыл бұрын

Why is it when you get bit from a zombie and nothing happens to you, but everyone around you dies from a scratch from a zombie, and there is no carriers?

@TheNile22

5 жыл бұрын

@@willgold3324 Well for example in Resident evil series its canon that the T- virus only had 90% lethality. The other 10% of the human population was naturally immune.

@DannyAran117

5 жыл бұрын

I believe canonically speaking the characters you play as never get bit or hurt in the RE series. Idr where I heard that from though.

probably took all the money to fund battleborn haha

@NeoVinyl

7 жыл бұрын

At the time they siphoned the money to fund Borderlands 2.

@TheMet306

7 жыл бұрын

+NeoVinyl is right, and BL2 was shit too. Why can't Gearbox make a good game? Everything they've made 7th gen was shovelware. Hell, their only actually good games are the HL expansions (or one of them anyways) and the Halo PC port (and their original maps were shit)

@TheMet306

7 жыл бұрын

lets look at their 7th gen games (that i can even remember) -borderlands (a shit FPS/RPG) -duke nukem forever (a shit FPS) -aliens colonial marines (a shit FPS that was falsely advertised) -borderlands 2 (a shit FPS/RPG) and now they've made battleborn, which is a shit hero fps that's basically overwatch but worse

@banzar1529

7 жыл бұрын

Err thats your opinion about borderlands 2. alot of people think its good. also im not surprised you didn't mention BIA

@aceclover758

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, I heard a lot of the money suppose to be used for this game was used for fund Borderlands 2

Hello, it’s currently 2021

@uscaremealotyt

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think somebody in the past will reply?

@jdpragmatic8644

2 жыл бұрын

@@uscaremealotyt Nope, just saying that I keep coming back here even 8 years later

@uscaremealotyt

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdpragmatic8644 gotcha me too

this brings back so many good memories,the days before the quarantine,life was so simple,no constant crying or stress,life was good. im still happy to see that joe still makes reviews,it brings a smile to my face..

I'm confused. How do you downgrade animations? How does good animation, get downgraded? how? Why? It makes no sense. There's literally no reason to do so.

@zardichar3903

7 жыл бұрын

MickDick l Money my dude

@rkraiem100

6 жыл бұрын

Tell that to Mass Effect Andromeda

@WH250398

6 жыл бұрын

My guess is that the animations were never actually there. They were just created for a small demo and never used.

@rockys201

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. If what they showed was real back then, then somebody must've been playing it on either a PC or a console, so why the need to downgrade when everything is up and running? The answer most likely is because it was pre-rendered footage designed to fool you into thinking it was real. Not good

I just kept waiting for O'neil to die, he just had that face. You know the face of the character that gets dragged into a vent or pounced on and torn apart but nope he stuck through it the entire time. He just looks like one of those guys that you know is only in the game to die and add suspense but he surprised me after surviving three levels.

@Zeithri

10 жыл бұрын

I hated everyone except the Hicks and the pilot chick. Don't get me wrong though, this game is just ugh.

@ChilledRico

10 жыл бұрын

Oh don't get me wrong, I hated all of the characters but I hated O'Neil especially. He just looks like a side characters but is one of the main characters. And to be honest this entire game was started because that one marine went all bitch-fit and pulled out a grenade when that chestburster came out like he was some kind of evil cult leader and didn't want to die alone. The entire storyline has more holes in it than the red light district in Amsterdam, this game was clearly just a huge cash cow.

@avez4159

10 жыл бұрын

O'Neal looked more like a Harley Rider with a Smart Gun than a Colonial Marine.

As for the alien AI being so bad, how would you react if you learned that it was because a one letter typo in the code that wasn't even discovered until July of 2018?

Now that alien fire team is coming out in a few days I hope they listened to joe

After this game failed, 20th Century Fox immediately dropped this crap from the story canon.

@reloadpsi

5 жыл бұрын

Ha, really? That's awesome.

@hallowseve5801

5 жыл бұрын

Late comment but where so does it say they did that?

@schmitty5461

4 жыл бұрын

@@hallowseve5801 I do think it dose anywhere I looked, and cant find a thing.

@timothywillox8564

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Covenant, Prometheus, and “The Predator” 2018 are a-ok

@esh627

4 жыл бұрын

@@timothywillox8564the predator is in the same universe as Aliens?

"Please don't cancel Aliens: colonial marines" Well you won't here those words uttered nowadays

This was my first ever AJ review when I was younger. I was so mad at JOE at the time. Like how could this game be bad? Then I played it... now I love AJ

10 years now, 10 years it still hurts and makes me mad. 10 years and i still have not forgiven Randy Pitchford and i doubt i ever will.😠

I bought this game for my brother's birthday in 2015... He thought I was buying Isolation for him!

@NefariousNewfie

7 жыл бұрын

you have a lucky brother then

@theokayishgamer

7 жыл бұрын

+Colton Easton Dont you mean unlucky?

@phonyponybologna1070

7 жыл бұрын

Ramboedah I guess you don't have a great relationship with your brother anymore?

@theprophetofthepastagod5633

6 жыл бұрын

Ramboedah you monster

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash

6 жыл бұрын

soo..rather then buying a Grade A game.. you intentionaly ? threw cash at one of the most customer loathing and false marketed ..'games' out there from that year ?....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice guess your a strong supprter of coruption. well at least your brother knows your style since then i guess ,at least you gae him an exuse to wrap up some dog poo for your b day and have a giggle hehehehe

The game is so bad it's 10 dollars at gamestop and still the cashier told me the game sucked. I'm like dude it's 10 bucks that's a happy meal. Lol ( should I have bought a happy meal instead?)

@Sonichero151

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah the Happy meal will at least give you something with actual meat and Worthwhile to your money.

@Fireflysinthegrass

9 жыл бұрын

Danny Caracciolo sorry no meat in a happy meal just crushed up Chemical treated mush

@Sonichero151

9 жыл бұрын

Horned marten It's more meat than this piece of shit game has.

@CarmenSanata

9 жыл бұрын

YES BECAUSE YOU CAN ACTUALLY BE FULL INSTEAD OF STARVING AND WASTING CALORIES RAGING AT THIS ABOMINATION OF A GAME

@eggdrasilwarthog6507

9 жыл бұрын

If you can get a mutiplayer match going then it is clearly worth it but the single player by itself is worth about 2 dollars

Fix this INI file: My Document\My Games\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config\PecanEngine.ini ClassRemapping=PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachXenoToTether -> PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachPawnToTeather Im sure you'll notice the spelling mistake ClassRemapping=PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachXenoToTether -> PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachPawnToTether

Fun fact: the alien’s AI is brain dead because there was a typo in the coding, causing them to malfunction.

@Dsoliz826

5 жыл бұрын

Guts /Gattsu 10,000 people already said that already thanks for that

@artloverivy

4 жыл бұрын

Source?

@Valleyraven007

4 жыл бұрын

I still dont beleive that lol

@blacknote6945

4 жыл бұрын

@@Valleyraven007 look it up it's actually true (Yongyeah talked about it)

@ShroudedWolf51

4 жыл бұрын

@@blacknote6945 It's *technically* true, but fixing it hardly fixes the AI. It just makes it marginally less bad.