*The game has a short story because they want you to finish the game quickly so that you can spend time with your family.*

@adnanasif9538

3 жыл бұрын

What about players who have no family. 😢

@Lazer-bp9lf

3 жыл бұрын

Adnan Asif Then they have to spend time with your pets.

@Jim-lg8sf

3 жыл бұрын

Adnan Asif they need to make a family

@0001captainawesome

3 жыл бұрын

It's because of the season pass.

@artificial_S

3 жыл бұрын

Adnan Asif they’re part of a family, no matter if they don’t have parents or related by blood

"we don't need physics, we got family"

@leetsUpr3m3

3 жыл бұрын

@Rocky Montana "we dont need family, we got breadsticks"

@isacctavares1368

3 жыл бұрын

Well said sir. Im surprised that line hasn't been said in any of those movies.

@Leon-mv1bn

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@sivartb7273

3 жыл бұрын

Physics at home:

@jalisabrown8486

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Remember guys: It`s not about quality, it's about family.

@Lucios1995

3 жыл бұрын

Breadstick?

@m1dnight426

2 жыл бұрын

This comment aged well 🤣

@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981

2 жыл бұрын

@@m1dnight426 Like a fine wine.

@jaygooese4242

2 жыл бұрын

This game exists (ding!)

@Silent-Pain.

Жыл бұрын

Huhu LeondaGarbo 😂😂

Aj and oj : Uncontrollable laughter Alex: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

@ElTequilla

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair to Alex, the amount of experience in terrible games these two have is on another level

@Xander_P.G.K

3 жыл бұрын

Every night... I feel my wallet, when it was full, but now it's empty. You feel it too, don't you??

@dolabala1755

Жыл бұрын

@@Xander_P.G.K thats why im a pirate

"I don't even think this game bothered with physics." So it's a faithful adaptation of Fast & Furious then?

@user-gn6jc2yn9c

3 жыл бұрын

Ride to Hell, you mean?

@acreppinstp

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gn6jc2yn9c no he means fast and furious cars falling out of airplanes and landing with no damage

@palanch89

3 жыл бұрын

Tableaux dont compare this trash to the holy grail of all games...

@bobbyshewan4229

3 жыл бұрын

palanch89 Ride To Hell or Fast And Furious? Lmao cuz I think we found a new Holy Grail here

@palanch89

3 жыл бұрын

Bobby Shewan all praise to the tru lord n savior ride to hell with cutting edge technology and graphics mechanics and gameplay ❤️😻😩

Some gold old-school Angry Review ingredients here: Movie license game, 4 hours long, and corporate commander. New studio looks great, Joe!

@OutwardLyric

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't do the deep voice edit though lol

@Spengey

3 жыл бұрын

FOOUUURRR HOOOUUURS Fly off to the right and EXPLODE Ah, brings me back

@TheAlienGangster

3 жыл бұрын

We haven’t seen Demon Joe in a while

@johncam8420

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda sad tho an era of the old home is over :(

@criznittle968

3 жыл бұрын

all it's missing is LJN

"A couple months ago, he had a slip and fall in a Olive Garden...." Shit, this channel has better writers than most shows on TV. I certainly smile and laugh more often.

@jeffreygamer32

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it really does! I wish I started watching Joe's videos a long time ago he is funny as hell especially reviewing bad games like this!

@OperatorMax1993

2 жыл бұрын

i know right ? also i do miss the days when he was slim and he had a moustache than a beard but i still love his videos and content as always

@OperatorMax1993

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreygamer32 i wish too only discovered him in 2016 or 2017 but, hey, better late than never

@jeffreygamer32

2 жыл бұрын

@@OperatorMax1993 yup definitely lol

@OperatorMax1993

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreygamer32 lol

2/10....wow you are generous.

@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog

3 жыл бұрын

1/10 like it's cousin ride to hell

@someclevername8167

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog I still go back and watch that review sometimes. It’s just a work of art, that one

@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog

3 жыл бұрын

@@someclevername8167 this should have gotten a 1 out of 10 not a 2

@dorothymartinez2592

3 жыл бұрын

I love this it's hilarious!!:-):-D^3^;^)

@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s

3 жыл бұрын

He gave it a 2 out of 10 because of the music that made him dance.

“Fly off to the left and explode” ... _Vietnam flashbacks to Ride To Hell:Retribution_

@gaminggoof1542

3 жыл бұрын

XD "He parked the wrong way, shoot him"

@Jukantos

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. In the best and worst kind of way.

@BioTechEntertainment

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@badreedinedjellali1328

3 жыл бұрын

89 dollars what shit

@CaveyMoth

3 жыл бұрын

Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' FACES!

“The game doesn’t even bother with physics” So it’s very faithful to the films.

@osman_0394

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@laszlodajka9914

3 жыл бұрын

It is stupid at that. So the same goes in that regard.

@sidtion

3 жыл бұрын

😂Lol

@CrazyCracka831

3 жыл бұрын

A Fast and Furious game with no explosions.....sounds logical🤔

@a.h4224

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyCracka831 they need micheal bay for that🤣

vin diesel is so good at communication, that he's able to jump between two rockets without falling

@SuperMisteryMan01

3 жыл бұрын

Vin diesel is stronger than the earth’s own gravitational pull

@alphatrion4365

3 жыл бұрын

Vin Diesel can do anything, cause it's about family.

This review is the best possible outcome for this game.

@efesezer8206

2 жыл бұрын

exactly

Vin Diesel: How much money can i expect at the end of this? The Company: 5% of the outcome... *Month after the release* The Company: Here you go, the 5% we promised... Vin Diesel: $100?

@matijabjelic4538

3 жыл бұрын

Thats generous

@danielsan9850

3 жыл бұрын

Why did this comment make me laugh so hard lol

@Jay9966

3 жыл бұрын

@Брандон Кeллeр ikr 5% at this point is probably -2000 or something

@megayikes9716

3 жыл бұрын

*Reality* *moth after the release* The Company: Here is the $20000 bill Vin Diesel: Oh I expected a little more than $20000... *looks that it is him having to pay them $20000* Vin Diesel: wtf? The Company: you getting 5% of our loses.

@hewhobattles8869

3 жыл бұрын

Be seeing you, John.

Joe: the game completely ignores physics. Me: well at least the game is accurate to the movies.

@internetcampbell2267

3 жыл бұрын

Yup........

@Brandon2940

3 жыл бұрын

Vin Diesel catching a car in mid-air

@SDMF04

3 жыл бұрын

...your not wrong!

@koralreef1198

3 жыл бұрын

the insurance it has to because family

@misterymisterio8778

3 жыл бұрын

Racing a rocket is definitely something the movies would do.

22:25 "the visual diarrhea" Is that an "Angry Video Game Nerd" reference?

@alexeyeliseev6322

3 жыл бұрын

@BlackWatchAmbush actually, there was a Board James (another one of James Rolfe characters) episode called "Loopin' Louie" where they play that game at E3, and Angry Joe makes an appearance at one point. ...I know it's not much, but it's something.

Who would've guessed the ending was foreshadowing Fast and the Furious 9

@notkimpine

3 жыл бұрын

spoiler alert: roman and tej launched into space in f9!

@ethanedwards3357

2 жыл бұрын

Do I wanna know where that profile picture's from?

@mathunit1

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethanedwards3357 So you're in the rabbit hole as well? :3

@brysonkuervers2570

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about. Man was just weary to ask the furry where that pfp was from

"You parked in wrong direction!" "Shoot him!" LOL.

@agrey832

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gabrieltorres7596

3 жыл бұрын

That's a line that I can imagine hearing it from South Park 🤣

@Angyali

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieltorres7596 In todays madhouse world, I can imagine that even from the cops.

@adamsnell2088

3 жыл бұрын

@@Angyali Yeah, maybe if you park in the wrong direction pointing a firearm at the cops they'll shoot you. Idiot.

@jaygooese4242

2 жыл бұрын

In the words of Daffy Duck shoot t h e m now shoot t h e m now but

9:32 “Physics, I don’t even think this game bothered with physics” Well atleast they got that accurate to the movies

@graphicsgod

3 жыл бұрын

Ha!!

@edgekorn3398

3 жыл бұрын

F A X

@spadezap9728

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I thought

@goldjellyfish2452

3 жыл бұрын

Physics: Dom: I don't need physics , I've got family!

@Lazer-bp9lf

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently things like physics don't exist in the F&F universe. *But who the fuck needs that, we have FAMILY.*

It's been nearly 10 years and AngryJoe is stil talking about how awful Sonic free riders is. lol

@thepassingstatic6268

2 жыл бұрын

Some scars never heal

I look forward to shitty games like this. Not to play them of course but to watch a absolute gold mine review from Joe lmao.

“I don’t even think this game bothered with physics” They don’t have physics,they got family

@nightruler666

3 жыл бұрын

*Anime intensifies*

"He hit his head in an olive garden and now all he remembers is "when you're here, you're family"" super underrated vin diesel dig 🤣

@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299

3 жыл бұрын

Vin Diesel on twitter later: Why is everyone sending me Olive Garden memes? I don't even like bread sticks! :)

@_Guts_-ry3pd

3 жыл бұрын

That clip had me rollllling

"It makes Lawbreakers seem like the most popular game of the year" I'm wheezing xD

“This car has four slap chops” Im dead 😂

@swagit4174

2 жыл бұрын

This car has FOUR!! SLAP CHOPS!!. *slow mo* FOOOOOOUR SLAAAP CHOOOPS!!

Ride to Hell Retribution: "Fly off to the right and explode!" Fast and Furious Crossroads: "Fly off to the LEFT and NOT explode!" Guys they're getting it! Game developers are finally learning to innovate!

@TheREALHugo4

3 жыл бұрын

Better companies did better racing games

@dr.arkhamplays7209

3 жыл бұрын

Expectations subverted!

@maruanopl8756

3 жыл бұрын

Sexplode

@wu1ming9shi

3 жыл бұрын

god, Ride to hell review was definately one of his best lol. It got me into AJS anyway.

@Lu-ql

3 жыл бұрын

"Fly off to the right and explode!" is actually a quote from his Sonic Free Riders review. It's hilarious how many shitty games like that mechanic. XD

This is the most 2002 game I've seen in 18 years.

@shawnfields2369

3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it didn't come out in 2002... that's probably how long it's been in production. And how bad this franchise has been since then.

@TangerineWallaby343

3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnfields2369 And there is a 2003 Fast & Furious game developed by Genki for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but sadly it was cancelled.

@mattc2306

3 жыл бұрын

@@TangerineWallaby343 I remember seeing that short trailer back when I had the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD. Shame that it was cancelled, because that would've been fun to play.

@xcelron1580

3 жыл бұрын

Probably is from 02 that was in a time capsule and just got minor quality updates.

@datcat3390

3 жыл бұрын

More like 2011 because it tried to be a NFS The Run Killer.

0/10 Not enough explosions. -*Michael Bay*

@adlibbed2138

3 жыл бұрын

and ironically, his trailer of NFS The Run looks more grounded in comparison to this game, in fact that trailer was played against everything that made him being infamous of

@Local_commentor

3 жыл бұрын

That cat picture is more dead than my dog

@grumpycat1178

3 жыл бұрын

@@Local_commentor How dare you

@Local_commentor

3 жыл бұрын

@@grumpycat1178 my dog died tho

@gabbytimpug8399

3 жыл бұрын

@@Local_commentor rip :(

This game was actually fantastic, the best end credits I’ve ever seen.

“Physics? I don’t think this game bothered with physics” In the games defense, neither did the movies haha

@LeoHeist03

3 жыл бұрын

Soo true

@aliasno.4andover644

3 жыл бұрын

The Movies were Better?

@Jargon.5

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliasno.4andover644 not really

@HeatherJWilburn

3 жыл бұрын

@WiiManElite I don’t know man that yacht from 2 was pretty sketchy it actually makes the new movies look normal

@MegaBYSON

2 жыл бұрын

XD

It has been a while we've got a proper Angry "ANGRY" review

@TheAlienGangster

3 жыл бұрын

We did get Predator a few months ago

@bigzachful

3 жыл бұрын

I guess thats technically a good thing.

@bigzachful

3 жыл бұрын

Predator is actually fun. Just not worth the price tag.

@raidengoodman8754

3 жыл бұрын

bigzachful predator lost it’s steam after a few hours of playing

@ZanmeksArchives

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot TLOU2

6:24 *Alex facepalms* "It ain't that funny guys..."

I missed the Joe Raging 4 HOURSSSS!!!! so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Why does Alex always look like the parent caring for their little Joes?

@nilugi2556

3 жыл бұрын

Do you think if he has a child he will name it Joe? so we have manys OJ

@maddragon3076

3 жыл бұрын

@@nilugi2556 little Joe.

@HappyDude1

3 жыл бұрын

Because He big 😁

@TheNateaudio

3 жыл бұрын

Someone has to be the straight man. I love Joe and OJs antics, but Alex brings a much needed "adult in the room" vibe when they are going off the rails.

@hamsters7760

3 жыл бұрын

... man, personally I find Alex frequently the most insightful and reasonable of the three. I love his addition. It's more noticable when they're covering movies though.

Poor Alex, He so often looks like they are holding him hostage and forcing him to play these games, lol.

@RazielTheUnborn

3 жыл бұрын

I'm positive that is the case. If it wasn't for the fact he gets paid it is kidnapping.

@Frank7G

3 жыл бұрын

LOL 😆 🤣 Facts

@YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he has depression he

@phillyotaku2583

3 жыл бұрын

MrOrigamitsunami takes one to know one I noticed but I love how he still tries I hope they notice and help him

@YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy

3 жыл бұрын

@@phillyotaku2583 ur rihht I have it aswell its kind of torture when ur the odd one out, another clue is that he has a lot of philosophys that don't tie in with Joe and Joe its weird but I can tell that way too

“Is That a foukin’ Dinosaur?! AOH SHEEUT, HIT THE NOS” ~Other Joe, 2020

@shpongle7322

2 жыл бұрын

that shit had me rollin when he starts spinning around lmfao

@drifterkidz1714

2 жыл бұрын

I guess this review is why we would get a Jurassic Park crossover lol

23:48 well, they ended up going to space

@93MANIAC

2 жыл бұрын

In a Pontiac Fiero

"They are prepared to defend versus highly trained professionals, BUT they're NOT prepared against idiots!" LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAH

@shawneastridge8180

3 жыл бұрын

Area 51 raid logic.

@cylthean

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it may of had to do with how the antagonist weren't expecting such a small scale attempt. It sounds like the protagonist are unknown strangers. In regards to that, the protagonist may have a chance at engaging under the radar? Idk, this game is definitely not something I want to give a chance of reasoning to.

@JaydevRaol

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Can’t believe this game and Ghost of Tsushima are the same price

@adrianjuarez1162

3 жыл бұрын

Explicit Sage would rather get ghost of Tsushima than this garbage.

@jackmehoff5541

3 жыл бұрын

Adrian juarez no shit

@lukecasey2830

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianjuarez1162 Really? I don't know. Havent made my mind up yet

@sammckinney7053

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianjuarez1162 omg no way i think anybody with commob sense wound do the same

@YaBoiMegatron

3 жыл бұрын

Adrian juarez That’s like saying you would rather get ice cream than day old flavorless oatmeal Of course you would rather get Ghost of Tsushima It’s a no brainer at this point

26:30 AngryJoe got copyrighted thanks a lot KZread

Avengers: "I will go down as the worst game ever" F&FXR: "Hold my beer.."

@georgethemando378

2 жыл бұрын

There are so many worse games than Avengers lmao

@IR-Fan

2 жыл бұрын

Dom: "Hold my family"

@glenwarne6492

2 жыл бұрын

Avengers is not a good game but it's not worst games of all time level bad

@itsnumber232

2 жыл бұрын

Hold my family

"They won't see us coming because we aren't professionals" Who wrote that garbage logic?

@JoseRivera-be3bo

3 жыл бұрын

An SJW must've written that dumb line

@Caderynwolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoseRivera-be3bo don't be rediculous.

@Caderynwolf

3 жыл бұрын

This game has the worst logic in its plot... and that's even for a fast and furious franchise, an ip not exactly known for cerebral storytelling.

@expendableindigo9639

3 жыл бұрын

Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us!

@Mikx100

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoseRivera-be3bo This games smells like diversity hire summer job all around

"Well, this game certainly lives up to its name. It was over fast and left me furious." - A legend during a Steam review

@waifutrap6236

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 such a Underrated comment

@aszneehitme8691

3 жыл бұрын

I am i the only one who thinks this game looks like asphalt 8

@soldatdaniels8738

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best brief reviews of all time.

@soldatdaniels8738

3 жыл бұрын

@@waifutrap6236 Hi Astolfo.....My mind could never make up it's mind about you. One of Japan's most successful creations.

@waifutrap6236

3 жыл бұрын

@@soldatdaniels8738 😍❣️

I like how everytime joe breaks out laughing, the 3rd guy takes a drink cus he feels awkward not laughing

"When you're here, you're family" lolololol

@762x69

2 жыл бұрын

Breadstick?

Vin Diesels head isn't way near shiny enough. Personally I wanted to be able to blind my enemies with that circular orb of raw power.

@honourandfamily4526

3 жыл бұрын

Bald!!!!

@GLXY23

3 жыл бұрын

@@honourandfamily4526 MY EYES!!!!

@soldatdaniels8738

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahahahhahahahahaqhagagagagagagagagagagagaga Good one

@hewhobattles8869

3 жыл бұрын

LOL OMFG

@GoldInk-ds5up

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"When you hitch a rocket into space you don't need oxygen, we got family."

@williamyoung9401

3 жыл бұрын

You NEVER cross the streams!

@OverLorD768

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, boy, this aged well now that F&F9 is out.

@jaygooese4242

2 жыл бұрын

And then question why is there so many Fast and Furious movies now

@thekiller7994

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaygooese4242 because family

21:45 "see you guys are stupid, they're gonna be lookin for army guys!"

9:08 The second he crashes into that mound the credits for people who made the environments shows up. That is the worst first impression I have ever seen in a game.

I'm actually impressed Joe got Vin Diesel to come play himself in the skits. That was really cool to see👍

@Zay-wt6yk

3 жыл бұрын

*B I G G E R*

@jbiehlable

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zay-wt6yk His character model in The Wheelman was better.....ish.

@chadcooley7994

3 жыл бұрын

jbiehlable I love Vin diesel wheelman. A lot more enjoyable than this game

@jbiehlable

3 жыл бұрын

@@chadcooley7994 And man is that sad....not for you of course.

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Joe's budget is crazy!

this review will generate more revenue than the PC sales of this game lmao.

@VaidasMaldzius

3 жыл бұрын

its true lmao :D

@Japaneseanimeguy

3 жыл бұрын

There's far better stuff to spend money on, like hentai, or waiting for Re-Reckoning. Just a couple of weeks to go. Maybe Joe will cover it since he liked the original. In the new year it even gets new content.

@rhodes9169

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno mate there's some pretty stupid people out there

@TheWolfDude91

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, there are enough morons in this world on wich u can make money on... they will buy it

@wu1ming9shi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Japaneseanimeguy Y-you pay for hentai? Oh, the games. Nevermind.

It's 2021. A new year will make everything better right? 2021: 19:06

IGN: *“It Makes You Feel Like Family”*

@RGEGaming16

3 жыл бұрын

IGN: "It has a little something for everyone."

@elidenzel7202

3 жыл бұрын

IGN: "Like Skyrim with cars"

@dheemanghoshal2330

3 жыл бұрын

@@RGEGaming16 Rofl the dunkey memes have reached this channel

@unclephillymya

3 жыл бұрын

IGN: “the introduction of family in this franchise was amazing”

@unclephillymya

3 жыл бұрын

IGN: too many families

with a price of 90$, they only need to sell one game to break even.

@HappyDude1

3 жыл бұрын

I think the hole budget is going to Vin diesel Sow there was nothing left for the game

Based on what I saw here, I can conclude that the devs were: -Completely incompetent at everything ever. -Entirely indifferent to the final product. -Scamming the HELL out of their investors and doing an INSANELY good job at it. Or all three.

@adlibbed2138

2 жыл бұрын

I'll pick the 2nd one because believe me or not these we're the same guys behind Project Cars and NFS Shift series, and how tf this game being such a pile of garbage is still a mystery

@verifeli

Жыл бұрын

@@adlibbed2138 Whaaaatt???

@adlibbed2138

Жыл бұрын

@@verifeli I wasn't even making this up when I'm saying this, and what's even more ironic the fact that the developers we're also made NFS Shift games, which ironically enough, they're saying that this game was gonna kill NFS which ended up so badly they eventually returned to the EA's slave pit they're belong during the Codemasters buyout, and the game gets delisted 2 years later lol

6:00 absolutely love this laughing fit

Moral of the story: Never park in the wrong direction folks, offenders will be penalized! If you park in the correct direction? You're family.

@nerdock4747

3 жыл бұрын

And DEFINITELY don't fly off to the right, as you will explode.

@jdunnatl

3 жыл бұрын

His laughter was cracking me up! 😂🤣

@neon_one_neo3317

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

This game looks pretty accurate to the movies, senseless monotony that's devoid of logic and physics while Vin Diesel growls at you about family

@molin1310

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, but at least the movies aren't low budget

@THENINJAWARRIOR31

3 жыл бұрын

actually made me laugh lol

@goodnesswhy

3 жыл бұрын

@@molin1310 And each film is cheaper to purchase than this game!

@adapalis

3 жыл бұрын

@@molin1310 no the movies are just low quality

@wenbjiang9534

3 жыл бұрын

"cars are faster than missiles"

5:48 OJ sounds so innocent there "what happened?!"

6:48 the timing of that cutscene was fucking beautiful 😆

This game makes you want to stop playing it and spend time with your family

@kobra6660

3 жыл бұрын

Heah spend time buy all the movies and watch with the family

@AlphaladZXA

3 жыл бұрын

I think people already have been for like 8 months

@sobari745

3 жыл бұрын

The most evil sin a game can commit.

@alberik666

3 жыл бұрын

Omg!!!

Corporate commander is back from hell just in time for the avengers game.

@SafetyBriefer

3 жыл бұрын

I bet that’s what they were alluding to in the video. Good catch.

@leeviheiskanen1271

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Spider-Man coming to that game exclusively to PS consoles... 6 months after game is released

@Uldihaa

3 жыл бұрын

And I can just imagine the commander's gloating when that game is released. Being able to finally get his hands firmly on the biggest franchise in recent history must be a dream come true for him.

@Alex_Logan22

3 жыл бұрын

Uldihaa Fast & Furious has been up there as one of the biggest franchises too, yet there’s a tall difference between this quick cash-in and Avengers.

@Uldihaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex_Logan22 You mean the game that has already gotten a mixed response to its "beta" (really just paid-for early access)? The one that locked a major character to a specific console? You know, the character that won't even be in the game until six months after launch (and likely into the first month or so of the PS5's launch). Are you talking about the game that has already sold itself to Verizon and Virgin?

I love Corporate Commander. That character makes me laugh every time.

@HBKshowstopper

2 жыл бұрын

I wish Corporate Commander was my friend. What a swell guy he is!

OJ parks wrong and dies "YOU PARKED WRONG" 🤣 OJ flies past a checkpoint at high speed unknowingly "Oh"

"A couple years ago, he had a slip and fall in Olive Garden and all he remembers is 'When you're here, you're family'." oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

@DarkkingForever

3 жыл бұрын

I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that. Lmfaoo

""It's sad this game got delayed so much it was supposed to come out on the ps2 but was delayed until now"" lol

@762x69

3 жыл бұрын

Some Duke Nukem forever development right there 😂😂

@vegasthunder4208

3 жыл бұрын

@@762x69 Duke Nukem Forever is game of the year compared to this absolute dumpster fire 🔥 🔥

@Waarghh100

3 жыл бұрын

much or match?

@Aixalld

3 жыл бұрын

@@Waarghh100 lol its my dyslexia

@Waarghh100

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aixalld LMAO Ikr.🤣

12:11 my reaction to ellie and dina in the last of us...

10:45 “WTF!! Ninety Dollars!? Are you- ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!??????”

Friendly reminder: This was the game that capped off the VGAs last year. The last "Big reveal" of the night.

@kanon951

3 жыл бұрын

They paid some good money for it.

@thatmotivatedchris6749

3 жыл бұрын

What a total scam

@TheGloriousLeader

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@Alex_Logan22

3 жыл бұрын

mas8705 Yea all I can think about is how poorly it reflects on Game Awards and Keighley’s disappointment/shame. He probably thought the game might shake out good since it’s from the devs of Project Cars, didn’t realize it was just a cash-in.

@ForeverLaxx

3 жыл бұрын

Like nearly all award shows, they're total jokes.

Sonic Fast & Furious Free Riders to Hell Part II: Mindjack Sample edition.

@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s

3 жыл бұрын

More like Sonic's Fast and Furious Free Riders to Hell: Crossroads Retribution.

@KawaiiKing64

3 жыл бұрын

A racing-shooting game that mixes racing concepts from Sonic Free Riders, Fast & Furious Crossroads, and Ride To Hell, mixed with shooting concepts from Mindjack and the combat sections of Ride to Hell Holy mother of god

@dylanaroberts97

3 жыл бұрын

Playing that would put Joe into a coma.

@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981

3 жыл бұрын

Gameplay like this can make Joe Crash and Burn Like Richard Petty at the Super Speedway.

@rpgamezzz270

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god please no! That would kill him immediately. And i love Angry Joe

No one: Not a single soul: Vin Diesel: fffffffffFFFAMILY

I watched number of reviews of this abomination. But this one convinced me - good laughter has multiple positive effects on your body. So I will definitely buy it..... when it is in bundle in a 1$ tier. :) have a nice time gaming!

“I don’t think this game bothered with physics” ah yes just like the movies

@aleksandarsavevski377

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah cause "Family"

@MegaBYSON

3 жыл бұрын

And the movies are great

@Pwnstared

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaBYSON They are, but he's right that they aren't exactly accurate to real life.

@Diablotiamo88

3 жыл бұрын

Pwnstar your joking about the movies being great right?

@Pwnstared

3 жыл бұрын

@@Diablotiamo88 well, great for what they are: dumb action flicks

Corporate Commander is just like my dad, he only comes into my life when he needs money,

@Antonio-tk7tz

3 жыл бұрын

damn son

@aeNurMCMXC

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, my dad was like that, left him in the lurch a long time ago

@skyrajpal3923

3 жыл бұрын

Geba f

@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019

3 жыл бұрын

"Are ya money son?"

@WesternState731

3 жыл бұрын

I thought his name was captain corporation

7:45 aww I was expecting the pitch down lol

9:58 has me ROLLING to this day lmao

"Too much family, 7.8/10" -IGN

@beavisbonce

3 жыл бұрын

Raziel Igor that joke has been done to death

@OmarAlikaj

3 жыл бұрын

Too little Minions.

@YakAlmighty

3 жыл бұрын

This game really makes you feel like you're in a family

@sho9585

3 жыл бұрын

that's too low for IGN standard should be an 8.5/10 or 9/10 at least

@RazielIgor

3 жыл бұрын

@@sho9585 /watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk

Looks like Ride To Hell: Retribution had a baby.

@AlejoConejo-vb8ln

3 жыл бұрын

A hellspawn

@sanken21

3 жыл бұрын

@GamerCalledBen MMPR MEGA BATTLE also

@kobra6660

3 жыл бұрын

Theres gonna be so many sequels how much money can they get out of this series

@Thrakus

3 жыл бұрын

It is the cancelled unreleased Ride To Hell 2 they just added the Fast & Furious name to it.

@kobra6660

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thrakus it's the trailer to the new movie and just wait till they make a sequel to the game they really know how to milk a series

13:13 OMG THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD " *Flyyy off to the right and EXPLODEE* "

That wheeze-laugh at 9:58 got me in stitches!😂

the dev's for this game were like "i don't care about the quality of the game, i got family"

@K4R3N

3 жыл бұрын

Ian Bell, Andy Garton and the rest of Slightly Mad Studios. This was their swan song, the studio got acquired by rival studio CodeMasters not long ago.

@TheStargov

3 жыл бұрын

@@K4R3N Project Cars 3 is coming out this week. They may have been bought out by Codemasters but they're still under contract with Bandai for it.

@TooSoonGoon

3 жыл бұрын

Think of what this game could have been if not for a freak olive garden accident!

@justinavila621

3 жыл бұрын

GTA is way older and has better driving controls day 1

@dannemannen18

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the film producers

"16 times the muscles!" Me: 16 TIMES THE FAMILY!!!!

@creationsmaxo

3 жыл бұрын

16 times the price it's actually worth.

@Jargon.5

3 жыл бұрын

16 times the detail.

@greenghost2212

3 жыл бұрын

@@creationsmaxo 😂

I'm happy that the developers behind Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing finally got together again to produce a legitimate sequel to their first gem.

The guys that make Hitman or Rockstar should make a Fast & Furious game. Driving mechanics, open option heists that involve cars & a little shooting & fisticuffs. It could actually be fckn good.

@MikoyanGurevichMiG21

3 жыл бұрын

GTA Online is essentially Fast and Furious at this point.

Remember folks: It's all about family.

@gamingbetaprotrotype1152

3 жыл бұрын

Taylan Oran and family - PS2 looking Vin Diesel

@Phanthief95

3 жыл бұрын

Familia

@theplayerguy4505

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks daddy now I know

@DOOMStudios

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s about the money and family

@Chasibannac

3 жыл бұрын

Crossfamily~

Ride to hell retribution: Finally a worthy oppenent our battle will be legendary

@Sn0w_Official

3 жыл бұрын

Gold

@someguy8951

3 жыл бұрын

I expect to see a fight like endgame

@villager01x12

3 жыл бұрын

God. Angry Joe’s Ride To Hell review was funniest shit out there

@bludfire01

3 жыл бұрын

I knew i would find a comment about that game 😂

@wacky-physics7506

3 жыл бұрын

why always the driving games?

I wouldn't even get the pirated version of this garbage

*Fast and Furious Crossroads comes out* EA: "Your Hired"

"The game ain't worth even $20." That's how I feel about most Triple A games these days.

@djcogdill9263

3 жыл бұрын

It's sad what the state of gaming has become.

@Darkgun231

3 жыл бұрын

@The Legend 27 Returns to KZread I've just been disappointed by the games being offered by Triple A these past could years.

@djcogdill9263

3 жыл бұрын

@The Legend 27 Returns to KZread The amount of game content locked behind paid dlc, especially with companies like Capcom last gen with on disc dlc, and how broken games like Fallout 76 and Anthem are when they come out as well as the increased focus on microtransactions with most, if not all sports games, and Fortnite is inspiring more and more games to do battle passes and seasons with their online content which I personally hate. There's also companies like EA purchasing companies like Bioware and completely running them into the ground then closing them destroying any hope of a resurgence of those companies. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

@IlDeimos

3 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong.

@DeathCluntch

3 жыл бұрын

Bro NOT even for a dollar... it should be for free on the internet lol

The most fun part of this game is refunding it.

@randommanofculture2673

3 жыл бұрын

Just that feeling makes it a 10/10

@francisjohnson2374

3 жыл бұрын

The most fun part is revisiting the golden poop of 2020: Ride to Crossroad- Retribution. Confirm.

33:35 OJ doesn't even bother checking to see if Joe is okay xD

i was crying when alex said " he had a slip at an olive garden a couple years back and all he remembers is when your here your family" lol old school angry joe, havent laughed at one of these in a while.

2 жыл бұрын

*you're

@R3in_Ch

Жыл бұрын

@ ok teacher

I LOVE how corporate commander is in hell cause they canonically killed him in a previous review lmao

@FaezGhani

3 жыл бұрын

But the previous review was just his body double

“Physics. I don’t even think this game bothered with physics.” Well, at least the game stuck to the source material.

@carolprice1389

3 жыл бұрын

I know of a racing game with glitches even funnier than this one and that is wear you have fun the glitches.

@smithwesson1896

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolprice1389 "Racing" is put loosely

@viscountrainbows6452

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly those aren't glitches, they're on-brand, in-universe Stand Abilities

@vladthe3rd414

3 жыл бұрын

Physics? Who needs physics when you have ... family!

@smithwesson1896

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolprice1389 Is it over the road by any chance?

"I'll give you something you really can't handle Joe!" *a year later: Battlefield 2042 comes out* We should have seen it coming.

16:23 That’s not even spanish music. That’s hispanic music of hispanic america. This game is so shit that it can’t differentiate that.

Holy shit the "He slipped and fell in an Olive Garden" was hilarious.

@asas-ct7vs

3 жыл бұрын

Explain?

This is the best game since Ride to Hell: Retribution

@izzyaisa3179

3 жыл бұрын

Worst*

@Agentohyeah

3 жыл бұрын

No best

@theghostcritic6613

2 жыл бұрын

Troll!

@canofsteelcan6795

2 жыл бұрын

@@izzyaisa3179 no its best because this game have family

@chewyuanqiang

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is the best game. The best game to roast, insult and use as target practice.

from the moment that he said "Oh hey mister diesel" i was cracking up.

Man, this review was pure comedy gold. I can keep watching this and LMAO each time. Awesome stuff Joe, keep it up :D

Vin Diesal's model character looks like a a cardboard cutout of Mr.Clean Also, Joe giving this a 2/10 is far too generous

@user-mn7dk2mt8j

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz it makes you laugh about how bad it is but if you are depressed it won't work

@rascoehunter3608

3 жыл бұрын

What is up with his head? He looks like a bobble head.

@johngeary6727

3 жыл бұрын

My a -2 out 10

@Spiderrtank

3 жыл бұрын

1/10 would be reserved for unplayable games or games that wreck your hardware