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Some talkin' about belief and stuff. Some chatting with the priest, innit. Somebody got offended. Well, multiple people ...

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  • @rapid7939
    @rapid79393 жыл бұрын

    priest: some people would find that verry offensive ali: yo sorry *world peace restored*

  • @jagerday1597

    @jagerday1597

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment this comment was amazing 😹😹😹

  • @kashankhan6950

    @kashankhan6950

    2 жыл бұрын

    USA: Hello East, heard you have oi...um weapons...will you give it to me or shall i brainwash the population into thinking you wanna harm us because of religion? East: no, sorry! *world peace restored by the west **#freedom*

  • @XEICE

    @XEICE

    2 жыл бұрын

    Best line in this clip

  • @kaliramg

    @kaliramg

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@EternalReturnal515 east side

  • @mrsock3380

    @mrsock3380

    2 жыл бұрын

    All I could think of when the priest commented that was how about something that is documented over and over, sexual abuse of children and the willingness of the church to cover it up.

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_649 жыл бұрын

    I love how the priest just looks so angry and full of hatred the whole time.

  • @Haris007

    @Haris007

    9 жыл бұрын

    Deadpool Pope Francis should teach him thing or two.

  • @Aaron_Gentry

    @Aaron_Gentry

    8 жыл бұрын

    Deadpool I know right, cause that's exactly what Jesus would want him to do - show hate and anger instead of love and peace ;)

  • @Mineav

    @Mineav

    8 жыл бұрын

    Seems a lot of religious people are full of hate and judgement.

  • @Aaron_Gentry

    @Aaron_Gentry

    8 жыл бұрын

    With that kind of attitude, who would want to meet you?

  • @Aaron_Gentry

    @Aaron_Gentry

    8 жыл бұрын

    And what injustice would that be, pray tell?

  • @harrystory6811
    @harrystory68112 жыл бұрын

    “I’ve chosen not to marry” “What just to play around ?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @roguesheep3083

    @roguesheep3083

    2 жыл бұрын

    "It's not pre-marital sex if you have no intention of marrying the person." - Daniel Tosh

  • @justincredible.

    @justincredible.

    2 жыл бұрын

    He abuses little boys

  • @boo-hf8xv

    @boo-hf8xv

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@justincredible. What a judgemental statement.

  • @Tom-vx7xm

    @Tom-vx7xm

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@boo-hf8xv i mean... statistically... its not super far fetched

  • @Thegirlmaisie

    @Thegirlmaisie

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Wheelsanstuff
    @Wheelsanstuff3 жыл бұрын

    When that priest said “Jesus Christ,” he wasn’t answering the question

  • @KungKokkos

    @KungKokkos

    3 жыл бұрын

    True, the main man is god

  • @ezeqeel8352

    @ezeqeel8352

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KungKokkos It's called Christianity, not Goddianity

  • @KungKokkos

    @KungKokkos

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ezeqeel8352 Is that why it's called Judaism too, judas is the main man?

  • @KungKokkos

    @KungKokkos

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ezeqeel8352 Oh, so the name of the brand of abrahamic religion doesn't imply the main man, but in fact what puts it apart from other abrahamic religions. Good that we cleared that up

  • @Sacre97

    @Sacre97

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KungKokkos Hey mate, Judaism refers to Judah, son of Jacob. Not Judas ;)

  • @1955DodgersBrooklyn
    @1955DodgersBrooklyn6 жыл бұрын

    "Why did Jesus go around with all them reindeers?"

  • @VonTaylan

    @VonTaylan

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i died on that part.

  • @danieleagle668

    @danieleagle668

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well thats cause it was christmas init

  • @joshmvfx

    @joshmvfx

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was the best part of the video lmao

  • @gregod806

    @gregod806

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @aladepollo4833

    @aladepollo4833

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooooo

  • @mixedamvs8869
    @mixedamvs88697 жыл бұрын

    Priest: "No room in the Inn" Ali: "Well that's coz it was Christmas, init?"

  • @colonelkurtz6328

    @colonelkurtz6328

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mr Explosion Christmas was "invented" after Jesus's birth. So technically he could not have been born during the busy Christmas season.

  • @osirissolano6962

    @osirissolano6962

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mr Explosion when it's Christmas, most hotels, grocery stores, and convince stores are closed

  • @Alex-bb1xn

    @Alex-bb1xn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@colonelkurtz6328 That was the joke, idiot.

  • @scottyd2262

    @scottyd2262

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Alex-bb1xn So funny !!! You made me laugh so f'n hard at 2:30 in the morning that I couldn't stop... Thanks !

  • @ravinduperera9069

    @ravinduperera9069

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@colonelkurtz6328 Christmas wa there before the time of jesus, it was called saturnalia.

  • @NoWayitsEcK0
    @NoWayitsEcK02 жыл бұрын

    “Is Jesus Christ real or is it just your dad dressed up?” Underrated line 💀

  • @Iosaiv

    @Iosaiv

    7 ай бұрын

    🤣...

  • @alexmcloughlin6299

    @alexmcloughlin6299

    4 ай бұрын

    unexpectedly insightful

  • @ashcan6

    @ashcan6

    4 ай бұрын

    I lose it everytime with "Why was He be running around with all of them reindeers?"

  • @mragunathan1627
    @mragunathan16272 жыл бұрын

    The Rabbi was having the time of his life watching the Priest get triggered 😂😂😂

  • @croutendo2050

    @croutendo2050

    7 ай бұрын

    The Rabbi remembered not to cast his pearls before swine, ironically enough, well before the Christian did 😂.

  • @williamharnois254

    @williamharnois254

    6 ай бұрын

    The Rabbi seems pretty relatable.

  • @Eltercero
    @Eltercero8 жыл бұрын

    I think the Rabbi's on to him. He's the only one with a sense of humor. He recognizes a brother.

  • @jameswatsonatheistgamer

    @jameswatsonatheistgamer

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, i noticed that. rabbi's seem more chilled to me, though.

  • @aiKid84

    @aiKid84

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Watson ouh yeah, bring a jewish settler to the debate to see how cool and chill they are.

  • @Edward-ed2oi

    @Edward-ed2oi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Funny thing, the rabbi went to prison after this episode for filming people in the bathroom of his synagogue.

  • @jameswatsonatheistgamer

    @jameswatsonatheistgamer

    6 жыл бұрын

    As cool as an ice cube in antarctica. I dislike islam and christianity more and I am an atheist, so I'd chill with the jew and smoke some blunt and get drunk.

  • @no_shoes6706

    @no_shoes6706

    6 жыл бұрын

    Eltercero Sacha Baron Cohen is actually Jewish

  • @edwinyounes4934
    @edwinyounes49343 жыл бұрын

    “Her name is Sister Fister” bruh😂😂😂💀💀

  • @marsu3840

    @marsu3840

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @cliffcastro79

    @cliffcastro79

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shes got a video of it😂😇

  • @DC3Refom

    @DC3Refom

    2 жыл бұрын

    So many nuns work part time as stripper's lool

  • @aaronwoods5426

    @aaronwoods5426

    2 жыл бұрын

    ☠️☠️☠️

  • @josephabboud903

    @josephabboud903

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg lmao! Ali g is hilarious

  • @mattgoddard448
    @mattgoddard4482 жыл бұрын

    No room in the Inn Well thats because it was Christmas 🤣🤣🤣 thats class

  • @ceirwan

    @ceirwan

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought that was the best one. Funny on a couple of levels.

  • @garygritter5701

    @garygritter5701

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ye, great

  • @laurenzetheok

    @laurenzetheok

    2 жыл бұрын

    Best joke so far had me laughing for a minute

  • @wienerlips4240

    @wienerlips4240

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's deep! That's life, innit??

  • @ReaLzEdits

    @ReaLzEdits

    2 жыл бұрын

    The priests face was just perfect!

  • @Glynnermang
    @Glynnermang3 жыл бұрын

    How does he stay in character in the most awkward circumstances - absolute genius

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    2 жыл бұрын

    There are some Ali G interviews where Sacha can't stay in character and starts to laugh - the best are "Ali G Hoverboard" and "Ali G Welsh language"

  • @libbad7419

    @libbad7419

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's not a character dumbass. He's a chav from Staines who got very. very lucky.

  • @johnnyace2287

    @johnnyace2287

    Жыл бұрын

    Great actor and timing.

  • @NickMullet

    @NickMullet

    8 ай бұрын

    @@TonyEnglandUKa personal favourite is borat in the bowling club toilets you can see the moustache curling up as he tries to hold in his laughter it’s epic.

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    8 ай бұрын

    @@NickMullet lol oh man I just watched the bowling club one, it's priceless watching Sacha laugh every time the old bloke looks away

  • @therealrictuar
    @therealrictuar8 жыл бұрын

    >"hes got a nine-incher" >asian lady nods

  • @adorno_gang37

    @adorno_gang37

    5 жыл бұрын

    And the guy trying not to laugh lol

  • @directorlunchie2322

    @directorlunchie2322

    4 жыл бұрын

    bahahahaha chinese, cho is chinese surname and i don't think she was really listening to his every word.

  • @pathologicallyfriendly

    @pathologicallyfriendly

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@directorlunchie2322 Cho is a Korean name

  • @brolythadawg2505

    @brolythadawg2505

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pathologicallyfriendly cho means dog in Vietnamese

  • @ex.israeli.soldier

    @ex.israeli.soldier

    3 жыл бұрын

    @MAD GRUMPYMAN yiu chrazy fukshyt

  • @marcusjnewtonz28
    @marcusjnewtonz288 жыл бұрын

    "If you's got it, flaunt it! I mean me mate Dave has a 9 incher he pulls it out all the time.."

  • @midnightmover2329

    @midnightmover2329

    5 жыл бұрын

    I do too,all the time :)

  • @alexandersavvin1024

    @alexandersavvin1024

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andy T are you a God?

  • @neopurple4469

    @neopurple4469

    4 жыл бұрын

    😁🤣

  • @florianbottcher8644

    @florianbottcher8644

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gute

  • @johneastwood3039

    @johneastwood3039

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexandersavvin1024 No he has a nine incher.

  • @ezeqeel8352
    @ezeqeel83522 жыл бұрын

    "It's more to life than sex" and then cut to rabbi and asian lady turning their heads in perfect sync got me laughing out loud

  • @cityhawk

    @cityhawk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, it’s a large part of how we have survived as a species. So, yeah, sex is a big damn deal.

  • @sayedalazam4228

    @sayedalazam4228

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cityhawk coomer

  • @hastyhillfarmand4x480

    @hastyhillfarmand4x480

    6 ай бұрын

    They're just watching the show lol

  • @Saztog1425
    @Saztog14253 жыл бұрын

    "So, does Jesus really exist or is it just your dad dressed up?"

  • @BMW-el7sf

    @BMW-el7sf

    2 жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆

  • @sta1RR

    @sta1RR

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cleverly framed😂

  • @GeGe-fg3hx

    @GeGe-fg3hx

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @alephbunchofnumbers
    @alephbunchofnumbers9 жыл бұрын

    'That's cause it was Christmas, innit?' HAHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHA

  • @igoralmeida1683

    @igoralmeida1683

    6 жыл бұрын

    Aleph Bot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it took me 3 years to understand this joke

  • @carlpen850

    @carlpen850

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@igoralmeida1683... a little slow there aren't you ? I bet it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

  • @igoralmeida1683

    @igoralmeida1683

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@carlpen850 or 3 hours would be

  • @carlpen850

    @carlpen850

    5 жыл бұрын

    @ Aleph Bot... no room at the inn because it was Christmas and then that incredible dumb look on the priest's face... pure gold... lmao

  • @jovanni2343

    @jovanni2343

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't get it. Can someone explain?

  • @ultimatetreble5201
    @ultimatetreble52014 жыл бұрын

    “What if she was a bit fitter” LMAO 😂

  • @brute6911

    @brute6911

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @schoutropfreestylertricks6575

    @schoutropfreestylertricks6575

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thinner i think he said!!

  • @suri7075

    @suri7075

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@schoutropfreestylertricks6575 in the UK we say 'fitter' when we mean 'hotter'.

  • @schoutropfreestylertricks6575

    @schoutropfreestylertricks6575

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@suri7075 ok thanks. 👍

  • @Regi869

    @Regi869

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@schoutropfreestylertricks6575 fitter

  • @hendrikvanjaarsveld551
    @hendrikvanjaarsveld5512 жыл бұрын

    ''Her name was sister fister" NOW THATS CLASS LMAO

  • @Beefwelliington
    @Beefwelliington3 жыл бұрын

    52 years man, you can literally feel the saddness in him.

  • @FlameFlickers

    @FlameFlickers

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also, 52???? He looks more like 68. I'm guessing sex slows down the aging process!

  • @realdude111

    @realdude111

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't feel sorry for him. For 52 years he has been getting happiness from b̶o̶y̶s̶ Jesus.

  • @jojodroid31

    @jojodroid31

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah he doesn't really seem to care much.

  • @thomaskendell8146

    @thomaskendell8146

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he had sex before he became a priest?

  • @toosexy4399

    @toosexy4399

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thomaskendell8146 I highly doubt that

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES8 жыл бұрын

    ''What if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?'' Wow, you can see how uncofortable she felt. Feel bad for her, thats really mean hahaha

  • @GuyFromTheSouth

    @GuyFromTheSouth

    5 жыл бұрын

    She was a terrible person. I think she ended up getting murdered by her son or something

  • @ABCXYZ-on3bc

    @ABCXYZ-on3bc

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@GuyFromTheSouth nigga what

  • @johnnyroe8053

    @johnnyroe8053

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GuyFromTheSouth how is she terrible? rofl stfu

  • @GTRwilson

    @GTRwilson

    4 жыл бұрын

    hes a bitter religious whackjob who just made up a story about her cause shes atheist and hes threatened by that.

  • @pauldenino6350

    @pauldenino6350

    4 жыл бұрын

    that shit was fucking hilarious... sasha is true alpha

  • @flashman7612
    @flashman76129 жыл бұрын

    Sister Fista...ha ha...

  • @Krowsnose

    @Krowsnose

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Flashman "We's got a video"

  • @googleuser2609

    @googleuser2609

    5 жыл бұрын

    I prefer to spell it as sista fista.

  • @wwil1150

    @wwil1150

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s sister fister 👊 .. all these years and you guys didn’t see the dark twist

  • @welcometolife4237

    @welcometolife4237

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Krowsnose please do release

  • @mexismexi9629

    @mexismexi9629

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know I’m 5 years late but I was your 1000th like

  • @InsertFloppy
    @InsertFloppy3 жыл бұрын

    Priest: "There was no room in the inn, so Jesus was born in a stable" Ali G: "Well that's because it was Christmas"

  • @ashleyember6822

    @ashleyember6822

    2 жыл бұрын

    Init.....Aight.....

  • @jackskerry2467
    @jackskerry24677 ай бұрын

    This is the sort of intellectual stimulation I miss so much these days. Powerful questions & answers, wonderful panel 👍

  • @badnewsbears2868
    @badnewsbears28683 жыл бұрын

    “It’s not documented by evidence it’s hearsay” - a catholic priest

  • @sheadoherty7434

    @sheadoherty7434

    3 жыл бұрын

    That did make me laugh

  • @RMokros

    @RMokros

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good Point

  • @bodhisattva9762

    @bodhisattva9762

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh, the irony. I love it.

  • @sushisquad-ne4ku

    @sushisquad-ne4ku

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bodhisattva9762 there was litteral roman documents about him being put to death u dummy so how did he no exist whether or not he was a God is up to u

  • @Dylan_Lino

    @Dylan_Lino

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bodhisattva irony of what?

  • @katoness
    @katoness9 жыл бұрын

    "Can God do better stuff than David Blaine?" Hahahahaha!!!

  • @Haris007

    @Haris007

    9 жыл бұрын

    katoness He is after all... an overhyped David Blaine.

  • @renekvienna2795

    @renekvienna2795

    9 жыл бұрын

    Haris Mustagrudić 0.55 "Yo - Sorry" hahaha

  • @MiraSubieGirl

    @MiraSubieGirl

    8 жыл бұрын

    renek vienna hahahaha thats the bit that killed me the most haahahahha

  • @JL-tk7ng

    @JL-tk7ng

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blaines*

  • @renekvienna2795

    @renekvienna2795

    7 жыл бұрын

    JL2715 Thx for the correction!

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh1233 жыл бұрын

    This will never stop being funny. I am still wiping tears of laughter away and I saw this show when it was airing.

  • @AwesomePossum1987
    @AwesomePossum1987 Жыл бұрын

    "I've chosen not to marry" "what, like just play around?" omfg, hell yes

  • @Sempfer5
    @Sempfer53 жыл бұрын

    When Ali g asks if the priest isn't married so he can play around 😂😂

  • @e2zbasketball288

    @e2zbasketball288

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahah that one killed me

  • @peteralleyman1388

    @peteralleyman1388

    2 жыл бұрын

    With the altar boys.

  • @stefanostefanutto7321
    @stefanostefanutto73218 жыл бұрын

    The macdaddy of the Christian thing lol

  • @MemerDad

    @MemerDad

    4 жыл бұрын

    HagbardCel23 the main man always gets me LOL

  • @ikewood6372

    @ikewood6372

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ

  • @CrazyWhiteVanDriver

    @CrazyWhiteVanDriver

    3 жыл бұрын

    Biggups

  • @vlindstrom

    @vlindstrom

    3 жыл бұрын

    What was his name again?

  • @jimmybaldwin737

    @jimmybaldwin737

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vlindstrom JESUS CHRIST

  • @erikgonzales3178
    @erikgonzales31782 жыл бұрын

    "There was no room at the inn? That's because it was Christmas innit?" 😂😂😂

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    2 жыл бұрын

    that synchronicity at 2:29

  • @Ragnarok26
    @Ragnarok263 жыл бұрын

    "HOW POWERFUL is... ..God?" That delivery was perfection.

  • @user-sp9vm2id7m

    @user-sp9vm2id7m

    2 жыл бұрын

    Subtle but brilliant

  • @Bulgdoom
    @Bulgdoom3 жыл бұрын

    I’m literally crying at the priest’s facial expressions

  • @FemboyGaycko_OwO

    @FemboyGaycko_OwO

    2 жыл бұрын

    Christians preachers are always Mad AF XD

  • @ararune3734

    @ararune3734

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FemboyGaycko_OwO Not really I've seen some really good ones that even I liked talking to and I've been an atheist since 10. That being said, the one I had as a kid was just like this, possibly worse.

  • @-whackd

    @-whackd

    Жыл бұрын

    The love is Jesus Christ is vibrating off of him

  • @beboba2498
    @beboba24987 жыл бұрын

    christian priest is asking for evidence, LOOL

  • @nickhartman6372

    @nickhartman6372

    7 жыл бұрын

    *Catholic priest. Trust me, not all Christians are as crazy as the Catholics are.

  • @brianlaudrupchannel

    @brianlaudrupchannel

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nick Hartman catholics are Christians ya pleb

  • @Michaelmouse23

    @Michaelmouse23

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nick Hartmann hasn`t met a TV evangelist yet.

  • @TheRealD4

    @TheRealD4

    6 жыл бұрын

    +billyblackburn87 not all Christians are Catholic though...ya pleb

  • @needlessoptions

    @needlessoptions

    6 жыл бұрын

    hahahahaha fuck I'm so dumb I didn't even think of that lmaoooooo

  • @akshaypanchal23
    @akshaypanchal233 жыл бұрын

    Let's talk about this man, the main man, the mack daddy of the Christian thing, what was his name again? Jesus Christ. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SyedWajahatAli90
    @SyedWajahatAli906 ай бұрын

    I just love the Rabbi's expression seeing the Priest getting grilled xD

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
    @devilslayerthesaintofkille13177 жыл бұрын

    Notice the rabbi smiling at the end, he can tell this guy is just trolling, or was just in on it!

  • @KazuyaAmon

    @KazuyaAmon

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jews know jews

  • @ErikWolowitz

    @ErikWolowitz

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rabbis can get laid. They tend not to be bunged up tight as the Catholic priests.

  • @entidy458

    @entidy458

    3 жыл бұрын

    because rabbis are relatively more open minded than catholic priests, just facts.

  • @absoluteb22

    @absoluteb22

    3 жыл бұрын

    He gets that it's satire.

  • @mrdojob

    @mrdojob

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone other than the priest caught on to it. You can hear giggles from the rabbi and the women at the end lol.

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble8 жыл бұрын

    "No room in da inn? Well daz coz i' waz Chriss-maz, innit?" I fucking lost it.

  • @harryseeward6512
    @harryseeward65122 жыл бұрын

    "What if she was a bit fitter?" That's courage, folks.

  • @keppgiggles6318

    @keppgiggles6318

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's called editing. You don't know if he really said that during filming or if it was shot after cuz they saw an opportunity for a joke

  • @skeptic781

    @skeptic781

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@keppgiggles6318 what?

  • @skeptic781

    @skeptic781

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@keppgiggles6318 Looks legit to me

  • @skeptic781

    @skeptic781

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@keppgiggles6318 Ironic

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing12 жыл бұрын

    “How powerful is god” as a first question is my favourite part of this segment... it’s just too good.

  • @Irshu
    @Irshu3 жыл бұрын

    "Let's talk about the main man, the Mcdady of the Christian thing, what was his name again?" "Jesus Christ"

  • @christopherlewis3615
    @christopherlewis36153 жыл бұрын

    Thats what 52 years of no sex does to you. Everything offends you.

  • @bryanroshan7787

    @bryanroshan7787

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would say this dude was one of the more even minded priests..

  • @hotdog7988

    @hotdog7988

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shut the fuck up! I've been married a long time and I'm offended by your comment!

  • @ZiraRisasi

    @ZiraRisasi

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mike-kr5dn your intelligence is extremely questionable

  • @zahariburgess3660

    @zahariburgess3660

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unless you are on twitter then everything offends you

  • @maddog9180

    @maddog9180

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hotdog7988 ohhhh hahahaha

  • @FernandoPerez-ng7jn
    @FernandoPerez-ng7jn2 жыл бұрын

    "I fink her name woz sister fister", that had me in tears the rest of this skit the first time I watched it LMAO

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek6 ай бұрын

    The fact that people actually answer him despite being offended is amazing!

  • @mariajohnson1744
    @mariajohnson17449 жыл бұрын

    "That's not documented by any kind of evidence". Ali G inducing a priest to say that is priceless. That was fucking epic

  • @Haris007

    @Haris007

    9 жыл бұрын

    Maria Johnson Awesome point

  • @BeetleJuiceFromHell

    @BeetleJuiceFromHell

    9 жыл бұрын

    I was cracking up at that point also...

  • @chamboyette853

    @chamboyette853

    7 ай бұрын

    Wow! Took a second for me to understand that point. But yes, great point!

  • @JMBluecoat8289

    @JMBluecoat8289

    7 ай бұрын

    Very good point

  • @johnneri3646

    @johnneri3646

    6 ай бұрын

    I don't get it

  • @dirtylemon3379
    @dirtylemon33793 жыл бұрын

    The priest: "It's not documented by any evidence. It's hearsay." Oh the irony!

  • @grrumakemeangry

    @grrumakemeangry

    3 жыл бұрын

    well the bible is documented by ancient roman texts

  • @rjlchristie

    @rjlchristie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@grrumakemeangry Very little of it, and no eye-witness testimony to any of the Jesus character's life exists.

  • @MintythecatIsABeast

    @MintythecatIsABeast

    3 жыл бұрын

    'we 'ave is a video' on proof of Sister Fista :) He rolled that Priest well.

  • @maxheinrichliebow

    @maxheinrichliebow

    3 жыл бұрын

    Grrumakemeangry and Greek texts before that!

  • @willemvanoranje1533

    @willemvanoranje1533

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@grrumakemeangry Yes, but that isn't the point. It's quite uncontentious that there's been a group of people that split off of the main Jewish faith about 2000 years ago. What makes it ironic is the baseless belief in a god.

  • @TheLolapuff
    @TheLolapuff2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite episode. I knew he was going to be a star. None of his guests know wtf just happened at the end. “Ain’t it hippocriticlus?”

  • @stephencane6653
    @stephencane66532 жыл бұрын

    The priest finds it offensive that Ali is speaking about something with no evidence hahahaha pot, kettle, black!!!!!

  • @green-white7638
    @green-white76384 жыл бұрын

    "Aint it hyprocriticalist..." What a quote

  • @Sposchy
    @Sposchy6 жыл бұрын

    1:03, the Jewish guy puts his hand up to hide his smirk. Respek, bruv.

  • @daniel8763

    @daniel8763

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Kiwi11N Wait seriously? What's his name?

  • @niallfoley6711

    @niallfoley6711

    4 жыл бұрын

    Barry Freuundel, absolute freak he is, set up cameras to watch women undress

  • @cameronwinter7536

    @cameronwinter7536

    3 жыл бұрын

    Niall Foley holy shit you’re right , wtf

  • @colinp2238

    @colinp2238

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@niallfoley6711 Better than catholic priests watching boys undress.

  • @colinp2238

    @colinp2238

    3 жыл бұрын

    @watercubes 99 Are you defending priests? The problem is that the immunity (historically) granted to the church is being exploited in this modern age. These ancient things need reviewing as we are no longer in the dark ages and tings come to light too easy, but you are right that it should be sorted in all walks of life.

  • @alexvimo8739
    @alexvimo87395 ай бұрын

    David Blaine (born April 4, 1973)[2] is an American illusionist, endurance artist, and extreme performer. He is best known for his high-profile feats of endurance and has set and broken several world records. One of his talents is the ability to regurgitate water and small objects.❤🎉❤😊

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge Жыл бұрын

    this vid so clearly displays what the various religions do to people's brains and personalities.

  • @jeffreyholmes7216
    @jeffreyholmes72163 жыл бұрын

    How he keeps a stright face is beyond me.

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ali G - Hoverboard. That straight face loses the fight beautifully.

  • @smashthestateX

    @smashthestateX

    2 жыл бұрын

    hes a pro actor. took many classes in acting. one of the best

  • @shakeeltaliep746
    @shakeeltaliep7463 жыл бұрын

    "what if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?" ...... The look on her face 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyatthebeach

    @tonyatthebeach

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was the most under rated comment of the show

  • @od3566

    @od3566

    2 жыл бұрын

    I actually felt a bit sorry for her

  • @e32b61

    @e32b61

    Жыл бұрын

    @@od3566 It was an edited reaction shot. You can tell by the end of it that she had fun.

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 Жыл бұрын

    He has the power to start wars but never end wars , that’s religion

  • @markkennedy9767
    @markkennedy97676 ай бұрын

    It's the ability to provide endless embellishment to the anecdote, if needed, that make Ali G so good.

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman1115 жыл бұрын

    Lady is flattered at 2:38, but then heartbroken at 2:44 lol

  • @dioc8699

    @dioc8699

    4 жыл бұрын

    Back to normal at 3:52

  • @amreshmohan3979

    @amreshmohan3979

    3 жыл бұрын

    But that's life, innit?

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    3 жыл бұрын

    But would you say that if she waz a bit fitter?

  • @patriceaqa288

    @patriceaqa288

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TonyEnglandUK I didn't like that joke. It was probably the least funny joke of the skit because that was always the part of Ali G that was unnecessary

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@patriceaqa288 but would you say that if u wazn't a minga?

  • @hermesmercury
    @hermesmercury8 жыл бұрын

    The priests asks for evidence. That's odd.

  • @daniel8763

    @daniel8763

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Daniel Crutcher Such as?

  • @ermisntaskas2414

    @ermisntaskas2414

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@daniel8763 Daniel be like bruh

  • @daniel8763

    @daniel8763

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ermisntaskas2414 lmao

  • @yep9657

    @yep9657

    3 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Crutcher Which is? 🤣😐💀 it’s been two months mate, and don’t say a novel 💀

  • @vcvortex6356

    @vcvortex6356

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Daniel Crutcher Absolutely zero evidence of any god from any religion has ever existed. You can tell yourself otherwise if you like lying to yourself, but there is no evidence of your sky daddy.

  • @slamdunk406
    @slamdunk4066 ай бұрын

    "There was no room in the in. That's because it was Christmas." LMAO!!!!

  • @ceefar10
    @ceefar1010 ай бұрын

    This is a level of trolling a decade before it’s time xD

  • @kwakekamdivasi591
    @kwakekamdivasi5914 жыл бұрын

    Haha, "why did Jesus Christ go around with all them Reindeer" killed me

  • @jinxy72able
    @jinxy72able9 жыл бұрын

    I love it, the catholic priest is upset because Ali G made a ridiculous claim that is not supported with any evidence!

  • @jinxy72able

    @jinxy72able

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** No. Their testimony only holds water when supported by other evidence. And nobody knows who wrote the bible and if they witnessed anything. The bible is just claims. It is not evidence that those claims are true. Do you think other holy books are true because the people who wrote them claimed they were witnesses to the things in them? Most of the people that people claim wrote the books of the bible are people they don't even have evidence or proof that they even existed. They don't even know if Moses ever even actually existed. For most (not all but most) of the prophets and kings in the bible there is no evidence to support that they were even real people or ever existed.

  • @jinxy72able

    @jinxy72able

    9 жыл бұрын

    *****" what about the Mary appiritions? Witnessed by thousands and thousands? What about the footage of a cross in the sky in Moscow, the video of Virgin Mary in the Ivory coast? That is proof too. The Quran was written by one person while the Bible was written by 40. There's power in numbers. " So what? Thousands and thousands claimed to see a UFO in Arizona. Thousands have claimed to see ghosts, fairies, leprechauns, dragons, Zeus, Shiva. People claim to see all sorts of stuff and they do so in the thousands sometimes. And who cares what you see in clouds. I've seen Abraham Lincoln in the clouds. Our brains see patterns. There is a picture all over the internet of what looks like Jesus in a dogs asshole. And video? Are you really trusting video in this day with CGI and photo shop? Really? And how do you know it was the virgin Mary? Were you alive 2000 years ago and so know what Mary looked like? Nobody know what Mary really looked like in real life so how could they know what they were seeing was her? What picture of Mary do they have from 2000 years ago that they could hold up to the sky and compare what they saw with the picture?

  • @therejected852

    @therejected852

    6 жыл бұрын

    jinxy72able stop commiting idolatry and read the bible idiots

  • @NoOne-ul8ni

    @NoOne-ul8ni

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@therejected852 No thanks, I prefer modern fiction.

  • @ibnmianal-buna3176

    @ibnmianal-buna3176

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blood_Of_The_Dragon And the works of Sigmund Freud especially.

  • @bigmarty11288
    @bigmarty112882 жыл бұрын

    The most hilarious part of this interview is how the Catholic priest finds what Ali G is saying offensive, whereas I find my childhood being stolen by the evil lies of the Catholic church offensive.

  • @TheMarcMan

    @TheMarcMan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mad I used to be Catholic vibes

  • @bigmarty11288

    @bigmarty11288

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheMarcMan word

  • @supremeleadersmeagol6345

    @supremeleadersmeagol6345

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lilaclunablossom 🐶👺

  • @-whackd

    @-whackd

    Жыл бұрын

    religion teaches you how to be an offended crybaby little bitch

  • @myaccount4699

    @myaccount4699

    7 ай бұрын

    Church bad moment.

  • @aikogiron3449
    @aikogiron34492 жыл бұрын

    "It's offensive" Is effective words to stir the topic.

  • @SumukhComedy
    @SumukhComedy3 жыл бұрын

    Ali G's facial reaction to "52 years" has been in my mind since I watched this 17 years ago. Still so funny.

  • @kamrankamal9429
    @kamrankamal94299 жыл бұрын

    Move aside Richard Dawkins, this is the way to talk to theists.

  • @geofreyr

    @geofreyr

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kamran Kamal If you want to look like a fool, sure.

  • @joshthompson8327

    @joshthompson8327

    8 жыл бұрын

    geofreyr he uses sarcasm and satire. He isn't really dumb, it's a character

  • @geofreyr

    @geofreyr

    8 жыл бұрын

    +josh thompson yes of course.

  • @LetsGoMetsGo33

    @LetsGoMetsGo33

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Kamran Kamal Cohen is a fairly religious Jew. He's an equal opportunity troll because there is a funny way to look at most people with their "important" ideas. He would have jumped at the chance to interview your Saint Dawkins in this character. I expect the tone of it would have been similar to the Noam Chomsky one that he did.

  • @mikeyoung7660

    @mikeyoung7660

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely taking the piss at every opportunity love it

  • @fuu812
    @fuu8122 жыл бұрын

    He went mattanza on all of them. You can see the blood spilling all over the place, yet he left them in laugh, what a legend 😂😂😂

  • @williamstyron2156

    @williamstyron2156

    6 ай бұрын

    perfectly put. so rare to come across an intelligent observation in youtube comments. (i'm not kidding.)

  • @fuu812

    @fuu812

    6 ай бұрын

    @@williamstyron2156 ahaah thank you Sir

  • @Whyinem
    @Whyinem3 жыл бұрын

    Love this soo much

  • @scottdorfler2551
    @scottdorfler25514 жыл бұрын

    It's genius how each question gets dumber followed by a dumber statement. Had me in tears. I'd forgotten how hilarious he can be.

  • @HeyKenGuy
    @HeyKenGuy9 жыл бұрын

    "ders no room in the in...well das cuz iwas christmas init?".....love it

  • @sirjerjermainecaikens9712

    @sirjerjermainecaikens9712

    6 жыл бұрын

    That is a brilliant comeback this cat is a deranged genius!!!

  • @IRVDawg
    @IRVDawg2 жыл бұрын

    "I think you're confusing him ...... with ....... santa-claus" The way the priest delivered that line was OP

  • @geegee8625

    @geegee8625

    2 жыл бұрын

    Religion is for the sheep Ali g is correct

  • @noid78787

    @noid78787

    7 ай бұрын

    @@geegee8625 opposite in 2023

  • @svc2461
    @svc24612 жыл бұрын

    Sacha just rocked in this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Cracked me up hard when he kept pushing the pastor to get married.

  • @makeway3080
    @makeway30806 жыл бұрын

    Lez towk about the man, the main man, the mac daddy of da chwishtin fing. What was his name again? Jesus Christ.

  • @SPNKr16

    @SPNKr16

    6 жыл бұрын

    ...

  • @dej25

    @dej25

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy3 жыл бұрын

    Of _course_ the catholic priest drops the O word: “offensive”.

  • @conorhayes8818

    @conorhayes8818

    3 жыл бұрын

    LifeOfRy are you a Redditor

  • @LifeOfRy

    @LifeOfRy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Conor Hayes no?

  • @fuddyduddy306

    @fuddyduddy306

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's clearly a nonce

  • @conorhayes8818

    @conorhayes8818

    3 жыл бұрын

    LifeOfRy are you dumb bro haha

  • @LifeOfRy

    @LifeOfRy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Conor Hayes don’t have a clue what you’re on about tbh

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv2 жыл бұрын

    I would pay a lot just to see the behind the scene of these interviews. How were they connived to sit through such absurdity for such a long time. It's just a masterpiece of human manipulation for comedy.

  • @riftsalty7562

    @riftsalty7562

    2 жыл бұрын

    money

  • @conradhamilton9122

    @conradhamilton9122

    8 ай бұрын

    There were a lot of interviews that weren't included in the show because people refused, walked out, etc.

  • @jvm-tv

    @jvm-tv

    8 ай бұрын

    @@conradhamilton9122 no doubt but still would be amazing to see the process.

  • @viroz6562
    @viroz6562 Жыл бұрын

    Fire interview bro.

  • @lloydftz65
    @lloydftz653 жыл бұрын

    Pure genius... Still hilarious all these years later.. Thanks Sasha for making us laugh in these strange times.

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    Жыл бұрын

    Ali's mate Dave doesn't get enough airtime.

  • @86dkms
    @86dkms3 жыл бұрын

    Ali G: "Ain't god overhyped David Blaine" Priest: "Lot of people will find it very offensive" Aig G" Yo, sorry" - gives hope to the priest that he won't be offensive again Very next question from Ali G: " Should god flaunt his powers. My friend got a nine-incher" - LOLMAX - Ali G is a genius

  • @ashcan6
    @ashcan64 ай бұрын

    Man, I miss this show. I discovered it randomly in like '04 in the middle of the night on HBO. I had no idea what it was about, but this was the first episode I saw, and I almost peed my pants laughing.

  • @wrightyy
    @wrightyy2 жыл бұрын

    "Why did Jesus go round wiv all dem reindeers?" 🤣😂

  • @danielnansel7538
    @danielnansel75383 жыл бұрын

    “Ten minutes later she had her babylons out” LMAO

  • @jagocorry6392
    @jagocorry63927 жыл бұрын

    'Overhyped David Blaine'

  • @tomrodwell9911

    @tomrodwell9911

    3 жыл бұрын

    The irony is David Blaine is better than their god because we have evidence he exists, he's entertained people and no one has been killed in his name

  • @bengreening9387
    @bengreening93872 жыл бұрын

    0:59 the rabbi smirking 😂😂😂

  • @muhammadhamza3526
    @muhammadhamza3526 Жыл бұрын

    0:57 I was really looking forward to that 9 incher analogy's reply.

  • @markpaulo269
    @markpaulo2693 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this so many times and it's always just so hilarious that it keeps me laughing even after the video is finished.

  • @Trinavara

    @Trinavara

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same here !! Even on revisits years after such as this ..

  • @freedomfromreligion409
    @freedomfromreligion40910 жыл бұрын

    the way he said the first question killed me, that was epic

  • @user-bc1rk9km4i
    @user-bc1rk9km4i2 жыл бұрын

    "Does Jesus really exist or is it just really your father dressed up ?" - I'm dead.

  • @albion7000
    @albion70004 жыл бұрын

    The face on the priest when Ali G says "well that's because it was Christmas innit "

  • @tezzatibbz2278
    @tezzatibbz22783 жыл бұрын

    Ali G come back the world needs you

  • @thitivatkosiyakul1009
    @thitivatkosiyakul10094 ай бұрын

    What I’m amazed of, is how he can get interviews with so many characters that are, it seems, lured in!

  • @skullkrusher4418
    @skullkrusher44182 жыл бұрын

    every line is solid gold

  • @320speed
    @320speed3 жыл бұрын

    3:21 She said her name was "Sista Fista" 😂🤣

  • @Devilsmygrandpap
    @Devilsmygrandpap9 жыл бұрын

    "It's not documented by any kind of evidence, it's hearsay." Sounds kind of like the big man up in the sky.

  • @jameswatsonatheistgamer

    @jameswatsonatheistgamer

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much. He shot himself in the foot there.

  • @yoyoyoc3po

    @yoyoyoc3po

    6 жыл бұрын

    Haffaz Ajamhinadad Osama Hussein Aladeen don't forget the 'Gospel'.

  • @Unpopular-channel

    @Unpopular-channel

    5 жыл бұрын

    Huffypuff who came up with a man in the sky. I have never heard of it...is it Christian belief

  • @JD-yf8fo

    @JD-yf8fo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Huffypuff God is not an empirical entity. He is metaphysical, learn these basic concepts before opening your filthy lying mouth.

  • @ShangZilla

    @ShangZilla

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JD-yf8fo So he doesn't exist?

  • @danielrodrigues2041
    @danielrodrigues20412 жыл бұрын

    People that are offended by opinion/comedy will always provide material. God bless comedy!!!

  • @liggithaddok4814

    @liggithaddok4814

    2 жыл бұрын

    These aren't opinions tho

  • @henryonly8351
    @henryonly83512 жыл бұрын

    This is the best so far 🤦 Ali G is the king 👑

  • @ssonicdeafmonkey
    @ssonicdeafmonkey7 жыл бұрын

    HYPOCRITICALIST lololol

  • @mizofan

    @mizofan

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hippos on the critical list? Oh no! I knew tigers had been having a hard time, and orang-utans, and now it's hippos too. When we will humans stop persecuting poor animals? Oh and it's no laughing matter.

  • @ambitionsskyyyy

    @ambitionsskyyyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @pintpot
    @pintpot3 жыл бұрын

    This 4 minutes is more profound and revealing than anything I learned at Sunday school Thank you, Mr Cohen. More power to your elbow and, more importantly, to your massive, low-swinging balls

  • @tomrodwell9911

    @tomrodwell9911

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well yea those type of schools cherry pick the Bible and ignore the abhorrent shit

  • @stronkserbia444

    @stronkserbia444

    2 жыл бұрын

    The man whose to be wife had to change her religion to Judaism before he would marry her, Ali G is a full on religious fanatic

  • @noid78787

    @noid78787

    7 ай бұрын

    @@tomrodwell9911i though there was was abohrrentness until i actually read it myself

  • @MABzOne
    @MABzOne2 жыл бұрын

    3:40 he wants to see the video lol

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi9782 күн бұрын

    “that’s cuz it was Christmas innit” 😂😂

  • @nikolasmaes99
    @nikolasmaes997 жыл бұрын

    its not documented "we is got a video"

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