Ali G: "I could set it on a spaceship." sci-fi publisher: *has to seriously rethink his refusal*

@Svankmajer

8 жыл бұрын

+Rup Tratin Yes, he actually does. When Ali G said he could put it on a spaceship it does sound like a cyberpunk sci-fi movie, which actually sounds a bit original, even if trashy.. and coming from an utter idiot, as far as the publisher was concerned. For 50 dollars I can get how the publisher would be curious to see how it would turn out.

@MMaRsu

5 жыл бұрын

This shit was fucking brilliant comeback from Ali

@kevih06

5 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t rethinking his refusal.. he was thinking of a polite way of how to deal with an idiot while on camera

@PyroNexus22

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny, cause it sort of makes you look at the validity of sci-fi as a genre. Like what, just involving spaceships suddenly make it sci-fi? Unfortunately, it does. What does that say about sci-fi?

@PyroNexus22

5 жыл бұрын

​@@coraoso You can keep believing, that sci-fi is about that, but practically anything with spaceships is considered sci-fi nowadays. I don't invent the rules, but I tell it, how it is.

he almost broke character when offered the $50 haha

@zahihoque4559

8 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Drenwickification

8 жыл бұрын

+anubisdarren Yeah you can see that smile and him fighting to hold back laughter hahaha

@CpttCanada

8 жыл бұрын

+anubisdarren kills me everytime

@westsenkovec

7 жыл бұрын

the Jew came out

@pabloescobar2089

7 жыл бұрын

West Senkovec exactly

"Where are you gonna get 5 billion dollars ? Thats where you comes in." LOL

@mark9294

4 жыл бұрын

Rydro no

@shaokhan4421

4 жыл бұрын

Best part of the clip

@pauleverest

4 жыл бұрын

This is BEST ALL TIME ALI G MOMENT!!! I DIED

@GD20254

4 жыл бұрын

Loved that!

@guambianthunderbolts905

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

literally thousands of dollars,

@rhizoidx

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@olavisalomaa

4 жыл бұрын

I mean technically he's right..

@gypsykatcher30

3 жыл бұрын

Hundreds.

@gnietonieto9475

3 жыл бұрын

Millions

@Juniperus_Godegara

2 жыл бұрын

Billions

Did Ali G predict 50 shades of grey

@victorrain

8 жыл бұрын

+Cesar Perez "This is written from a man who has boned over six bitches, and nine if you include fingers and thumbs."

@DoNaCOMMENTS

6 жыл бұрын

he's speaking from the future, is becoming pretty evident by now

@DoNaCOMMENTS

6 жыл бұрын

he's speaking from the future, is becoming pretty evident by now

@orangewarm1

5 жыл бұрын

and The Crown

@Czavala8

5 жыл бұрын

It be nice if they included the vibrator more money for the freaky lady's pages telling you when to turn it on

people has been reading books for millions of years x'D

@MasterMarf

8 жыл бұрын

+Martin Garcia Arvidson but due to new tekmology they is now writting them as well xD

@MasterMarf

8 жыл бұрын

+Martin Garcia Arvidson but due to new tekmology they is now writting them as well xD

@dixonmicucci9271

8 жыл бұрын

OMG, like don't tell me you're one of those REPUBLICANS who thinks the earth is only 5,000 years old and that humans lived with dinosaurs. You really believe people couldn't read for millions of years??? I bet that you believe in dinosaurs, too???

@brightmississippi

8 жыл бұрын

+Dixon Micucci -Homo-sapiens have only been around for about 100,000 years. Shut the fuck up you uneducated, hate spewing, outdated meme profile pic having mongoloid.- Oops, read that last part and now can see how obvious it is. Man am I gullable

@slapmyfunkybass

8 жыл бұрын

+Furry Well his sarcasm sure went over your head.

publisher: now where's the bomb been hidden? sacha: in her poonie. publisher: that's more of a thriller-espionage LOL

@jsuisdetrop

3 жыл бұрын

*punani

@chrisbriggs8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@jsuisdetrop its not a real word its slang so the spelling really really doesn't matter. you may find it in some online dictionary but you wouldn't find it in a real English dictionary (ill check if you want) and come on dude don't be that one guy who everyone hates online.

@chrisbriggs8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@comedicsketches its not in a real English dictionary i have the 2018 oxford dictionary with me right now (had to find it) and i can promise you its not in there. and come on who gives a fuck about spelling online roflmao. also none of these "wiktionary, urban dictionary, google, etc." are English dictionaries and that was my whole point.

@chrisbriggs8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@comedicsketches okay then so would you say that lol kek rofl and pmsl are real words? they do count as slang. Also i didn't address the other part of your comment because i read poonie as punani because i knew that's what he meant and i feel whoever is going through these comments will read it the same way. so there isnt 100% chance of getting it wrong now is there? and before you say i didn't say 100% chance, well 0% chance of correctly pronouncing it is the same as 100% chance of getting it wrong.

@chrisbriggs8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@comedicsketches tbh im just trolling i hate spelling nazi's xD but you dont deserve the troll the other guy did xD

She sees the lifeguard. She look at his face, nice, She look at his bling, nice, She look at his dong, very nice, *brrrrrrrrrr*

@Olav3D

4 жыл бұрын

The bling part always gets me lmao

@gheudbbn9134

Жыл бұрын

@@Olav3D love you mate you got a lot of subs

if he made an audiobook I would buy it

@AV-dr1rg

8 жыл бұрын

+turbominator Mate, I've been downloading the audio of his interviews, I listen to them on the way to work they cheer me up!

@CpttCanada

8 жыл бұрын

+turbominator lol can you not read?

@AV-dr1rg

8 жыл бұрын

CptCanada he can but it wouldn't be as good as Ali's reading

@AV-dr1rg

8 жыл бұрын

***** Hi Charlize

@CpttCanada

8 жыл бұрын

***** Ah good point I didn't think about that.

Haha, the Lord of The Rings bit: "Literally, thousands of dollars."

@lethaloutdoors001

4 жыл бұрын

Dude thats the funniest scene in the world ive been looking for it for ages

4:15 I love how this guy enjoys Ali G's ridiculousness.

@KyleSurette13

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Almost thinking he's catching on, but I'm NOT quite sure. lol

@tylenol_jones

5 жыл бұрын

you can watch him just barely contain himself at 'what saddam hussein's cock must look like'

@lilxbobby1407

Жыл бұрын

ali g just reading him a story xDD

@miscellaneousz2681

Жыл бұрын

He looks so cool

He just improvised that he'd set it on a spaceship and he got $50 dollars. He's a genius.

Those people don't know how much money they could have made. A $50 offer? A book written by Ali G would net thousands.

@ambitionsskyyyy

8 жыл бұрын

Hundreds, millions!

@alexpugh3918

8 жыл бұрын

three words: ten million dollars cash

@benashworth7653

8 жыл бұрын

+Christopher Williams yeah, but he didn't knowwho he was and he actually offered 50 bucks for a ridiculous story that any of us could have made up........and Ali took it

@NirmalThani

5 жыл бұрын

Literally. Thousands of dollars.

@discoinferno2654

4 жыл бұрын

Literally thousands of dollars

"You gonna write his biography?" "Autobiography." "Well, ok." EPIC!!!

@rattigan125

8 жыл бұрын

+nightrockerdj it makes sense though, he'd do it in first person as though he was bush

@Jannfndnanakid

5 жыл бұрын

epic win TROLOLOLOL

My favorite part was when the guy just pauses and decides not to argue what the definition of an autobiography is

@jackmace6531

10 ай бұрын

Right but he then chooses to debate why Bush would even bother listening to him which is just another losing battle

@flyingpenandpaper6119

7 ай бұрын

Lots of autobiographies are written by ghost-writers, so although it sounds dim-witted at first, it's actually not.

He almost cracks when the guy offers him 50$ for the book idea

@sadwasdawdaw5771

4 ай бұрын

Yeah he never thought that they would give him any money on that bullshit 😂

9 If you include fingers and thumbs

@XhaLeSWE

7 жыл бұрын

great comment! thumps up!

@dillondonnelly1108

7 жыл бұрын

XhaLeSWE thumps!!! I remember those days!!!!

@MrJackhammer51

4 жыл бұрын

​@@XhaLeSWE more like thumbs in

@nexus8516

3 жыл бұрын

@@XhaLeSWE great reply! thumps up!

I think Sacha was supressing a laugh when that guy actually offered to sign him up for $50. LOL

@FlyingUnosaur

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy I'm confused, what aspect of Jews did the smile signify?

@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlyingUnosaur? Are you living on the same planet as I am? kzread.info/dash/bejne/g2iEpZqFpdTPp9Y.html

@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlyingUnosaur Have you never come across jew-haters on KZread before? They are very common here.

@FlyingUnosaur

2 жыл бұрын

@@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 Rightfully so.

@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, you're one of them!

"The queen has a grenade up her pounani and I have 48 hours to get it out" "That's more of a thriller/espionage, I deal more in science fiction" "Alright, I'll set it on a spaceship"

@chaztheox

3 жыл бұрын

Yes we all watched the same video you did

I love how the first guy starts off disappointed but by the end he's laughing along

@jackbauer555

6 ай бұрын

i dont think he's disappointed, he just means business. Eventually he realizes this is just some funny ass shit.

Vibrates book.... "interesting"...dayumm lol

@mrclandestine9000

7 жыл бұрын

lmao in that part

@toohoney8674

5 жыл бұрын

That guy kinda likes the idea, straight OG

@johnnyace2287

5 жыл бұрын

He's a genius

@Reth_Hard

4 жыл бұрын

That was a good one! lol At the beginning, you can see only pure hate in the eyes of the publisher but it all changed when he understood the concept of his book...

@amaze2n

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally crying from laughter

$50 should buy him enough chicken McNuggets to get his car back.

@AV-dr1rg

8 жыл бұрын

+empire I luv ya

@bonson9156

7 жыл бұрын

lol yes!!!!!

@dogdaybreak3157

7 жыл бұрын

LOL so true, empire!

@flisko123

6 жыл бұрын

heuhuehueuhue

"Where are you going to get 5 billion dollars" "That's where you come in" LOL

"Me husband is the most powerfulest man in the whole world probably." LMAO

"she look at his dong. Very Nice" xD hhahahaha

@mizofan

3 жыл бұрын

and he look at her bush

No matter how hard I laugh, it still doesnt enough justice to the jokes

@tupaclives5848

2 жыл бұрын

This might actually be the funniest dude of all time.

@littlewig200

2 жыл бұрын

No you're the funniest dude of all time with that username

" A Kiss On the Lips, Not those ones you dirty devil" I love the first guy ..he just looked at Ali G & smiled

@scarecrow9474

2 жыл бұрын

I love you too

20 years on and this is still legendary.

The hidden laugh before he said "I'll take it" really killed me lmao

“Why would president bush talk to you” “3 words: 5 thousand dollars.. cash” “that’s nothing” “alright 5 billion dollars cash” “where would you get that?” “That’s where you come in”

@midnightmover2329

5 жыл бұрын

George Belmonte Yeah,we all fuckin heard.

@joekershner117

2 жыл бұрын

5000? too low that's unrealistic. Betrer go 5,000,000,000.

4:50 Publisher: You're gonna write his biography? Ali G: Autobiography Guy: [Rubs his nose in frustration and gives up] Well yeah okay Lmao 😂😂😂

I do primarily science fiction, "alright well, i could set it on a space ship" HAHAHAHA!!!

This is one of the best Ali G segments EVA

So, Ali G came up with the snuke before South Park did...

@jakopars

4 жыл бұрын

sirchaox1224 yes

"People have being reading books for millions of years" Ali Jose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

I never saw Ali G breaking the character and smiling while the interviewee is dead serious with his $50 offer ROFL

@uncletony6210

2 жыл бұрын

He's done it many times. one that comes to mind is when he was selling the hoverboard.

@matispure2

10 ай бұрын

you haven't seen enough of his videos, he breaks in some of them

@thePronto

5 ай бұрын

The $50 was for Ali to go away.

A Kiss on the Lips, the spiritual predecessor to Fifty Shades of Grey.

At the very end of the video, his timing is perfect when he eventually says he'll take it. Sacha Baron Cohen has some brilliant moments.

So when does the book based on Lord of the Rings come out? I bet it would make literally thousands of dollars.

the guy listening to his romance novel was getting progressively more amused

"Well i will just put it in a spaceship then...?" ROFL!!!:-D

LMAO, looks like he nearly breaks character at 5:30 when the guy actually gives him an offer

@leomdk939

3 жыл бұрын

He DID break character ... listen to the accent on "I'll take it." That's not Ali G.

@AdvancedSquadLeader

3 жыл бұрын

The smirk, THE SMIRK

“People have been reading for millions of years” lol 😂 I’m 💀 😅

That publisher was buyin the vibratin book AG was sellin. Dude loved it "the dirty devil" 😂😂😂

That book investment at the end is actually an insanely lucrative investment. If people knew Ali G (Cohen) wrote that book they would fucking eat that shit up regardless of whatever bullshit's in it. Even if it's blank people will buy it for gags.

This is pure class how does he keep a straight face 🤣

This is my favourite video on KZread

The first 10 seconds are already legendary

A kiss on da lips. Not those lips you dirty devil!

"She look at his face...nice.." "She look at his bling..nice.." "She look at his dong...very nice.." VIBRATE!

@JamesSmith-ny2gb

2 жыл бұрын

*bvrrr(

Vibrating book lmaooo

3:10 Omg “very nice” pre Borat, how did you all miss that?!

5000 dollars , well ok 5 billion dollars

@Ferraridude13

4 жыл бұрын

IMxYOURxDADDY comes*

Man at 4:30 by that point is just enjoying the show that Sacha is putting on LOL

Spaceship espionage thriller sounds like a genuinely good genre mix

That guys whole character changed once sascha showed him that the book vibrates😂😂

This book not only stimulates the mind, but also the punani

The guy was really into the idea of the vibrating book! The thing is, there are people who would buy it. I love how he says "hmmm interesting" after it vibrates. It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm laughing out loud!

That second guy lost it when said “what if it was on a spaceship?”

"I'll take it.", The funniest thing I've seen in years! "I cannot f..ing believe it" that this guy is offering me money for this! Great.

here in 2023, this man's improvisation skills are unmatched

The pause in reading for book vibration gets me every time

I'll take it :D:D:D He definately did not expect that :D

I can't belive this man ... im crying with laughter ...

Not those ones you dirty devil normal ones ROFL :D

@stonem0013

2 жыл бұрын

he rly did look like a dirty devil tho

The vibrating book.....genius

“It vibrate” 🤣🤣🤣

The 50 dollars, even made ali g smirk.

at 4:21 the guy is really enjoying it

The first guy is having the time of his life, laying back with a smile on his face. Says "interesting" with amused eyes. 😂

2:42 I like to hear the rest of that story.

I love the blank stare from the first book publisher, its so funny

that was superb, probably one of his funniest interviews!

Awsome interview.

amazing ability in all his stuff to captivate people no matter how unsubstantial/silly/taboo the content of what he says is -- it's all in the conviction/seriousness of the tone of his voice!

Goddamn, this is where South Park got the idea for the episode "The Snuke"!!!

@CGFUN829

7 жыл бұрын

alot of releases took from Ali g.

Not even 5 seconds in and I'm already laughing. Honestly one of the best actors of all time

Cheers mate nice one

Hahaha the smile on him at the end

the first guy is having a blast lol

1:01 that got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

Everytime that vibrator went off I started crying laughter, got me every time XD

@lalalulerzz

3 жыл бұрын

Right!!

"I'm going to write a book version of Lord of the Rings."

The publisher at 04:32 is loving it 😂😂😂

"Alright, I can set it on a spaceship!" The guy is speechless..

Anyone know where to find a copy of the Punani Space Grenade he wrote for that fifty quid?

classic...my fav ali g line of all time

i love how at 4:14 that dude just sits there and enjoys the show

hahah i can set it on a spaceship

@SE45CX

8 жыл бұрын

+astroboirap he was speechless after that. So funny.

cheers mate. thanks alot (Y)

this is one of my favourites

I love it when he says "Well what if i put it on a space ship?" and the guy is lost for words.

"some terrorists hide a grenade in the queen's punani" ... "i do primarily science fiction"

Nice intraviews

he nearly broke when the guy sayed i take it for 50 xD

10 years ago ? KZread is getting old

@vivektammana8845

4 жыл бұрын

No, you is old.

Yes, British 'wigger' would be about right. Around the time Ali G emerged, in the late 90's these kind of guys were everywhere. He is hilarious even without this cultural reference, but as a guy who grew up in this time and place, I can tell you that this was the funniest thing ever in context. Everyone knew someone who was a bit like Ali G.

2:36 “i’ve never heard of anything like this”😂😂

Haha he's so hilarious. I wish he would come out with new episodes.

'millions of years' hahaha