14:27 Sam: "I got a big bowl of stew hehe, here we go! hehe, haha-" *gets shot* *Top 10 saddest last words*

@jollygremlin6501

4 жыл бұрын

BOND 0707 I got so sad

@Pickle9012

4 жыл бұрын

It was so so Sad

@SlKL0VER

4 жыл бұрын

I’m lmao 😂

@Tyler-gn7ol

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@TrueRandomPlayer

3 жыл бұрын

S a v e t h e s t e w .

Wren makes this episodes so much beliavable, his roleplay is spot on.

@pbnjgoodness

6 жыл бұрын

Marco Durastante Cue montage of Mike trying to get the mechanic outfit

"I'm sorry you weren't supposed to die!" Pretty much describes every time I try to be sneaky in Hitman.

1:22 when Jake says “no they’re not.” I died laughing 😂😂😂

@stoneflags2467

4 жыл бұрын

Jadon Timmerman I was just going to comment that😂😂😂

@blueglaze1514

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he is right

I fucking love how Chef Sam just carried the stew with him.

@jyquin5012

6 жыл бұрын

A good chef always goes down with his stew.

@zyibesixdouze4863

6 жыл бұрын

trouble had been boiling

@TheJokerX94

6 жыл бұрын

is fucking yelp as he looks at the camera got me XD

@Spero_Hawk

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJokerX94 13:41, best moment for sure

@talonquestbg6830

10 ай бұрын

“200 billion that’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard in my kitchen” killed me 😂

Niko: Live on forever! Ivy fucking dies 5 seconds later

@nikosoukkala2648

6 жыл бұрын

Do they date irl or is it just in character??? Because they seem to be pretty close in other videos too...

@dane676

6 жыл бұрын

Niko Soukkala They're married outside of the game

Sam: "I got a big pot of stew, uh here we go! hehe aha" *gets shot* I'm rolling

@foxthefox1594

4 жыл бұрын

thesuperparrot i feel shame, i thought that “I’m rolling” said Read More

@corneliusflake2103

4 жыл бұрын

what are you rolling?

@michaelallen4331

4 жыл бұрын

@@corneliusflake2103 ur nan

@bogney

4 жыл бұрын

Cheese Man I did the same thing lol

"Live Forever~" *Ivy proceeds to get shot after trying to blow a kiss* "0

@FFenix972

4 жыл бұрын

music please

@elsalvedorven5546

2 жыл бұрын

@@FFenix972 titanic theme plays.

niko: live forever (ivy walks to the door and blows niko a kiss) (mike walks into the doorway and shoots ivy) focking irony right there

@sirokhorun

6 жыл бұрын

Aidan Lee I cry every time.

@nikosoukkala2648

6 жыл бұрын

Do they date irl or is it just in character??? Because they seem to be pretty close in other videos too...

@ghostoperator4163

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they date in real life as well, that was a good sacrifice Niko

@ghostoperator4163

6 жыл бұрын

Propoganda Pat they’re not I think ivy has a crush on Niko

@rileysteidel7084

6 жыл бұрын

Larry Phan they are married. They say it in an episode on Sam and niko.

Ivy:"Flowers are just as important as bullets." Jake:"No they're not." *Blank Face* HAHAHA

@coolinchin3477

6 жыл бұрын

LORDDY -Hi-

Girl : "until nextime" Agent 47 : *yeets girl*

@FFenix972

4 жыл бұрын

please what is the song?

Went from Hitman to Hotline: Miami lol :DDDD

@kraigisdead2111

6 жыл бұрын

Mythic lol so John wick

@WaveTheConqueror

5 жыл бұрын

@@kraigisdead2111 Hotline Miami would fit more, its just rampaging killing without any planing

@thesolidestsnake

4 жыл бұрын

Hitman Miami.

@felixcarloc.tiukinhoy4387

4 жыл бұрын

@@WaveTheConqueror "Do you like hurting other people?"

@WaveTheConqueror

4 жыл бұрын

@@felixcarloc.tiukinhoy4387 i enjoy the quote, especially told by the doomslayer that totally murders as insane as Jacket.

Best one yet! Sam the chef was hilarious lol

R.I.P Sam, he died holding his special recipe

@spinakker14

6 жыл бұрын

leonidez dionisio he took it to the grave

@ashilino

6 жыл бұрын

he died the way he lived

@HumorDash

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@CertifiedPsycho1.0

6 жыл бұрын

No he died doing what he loved

@cagethekyle6493

5 жыл бұрын

Not a drop spilled.

"Flowers are just as important as bullets..." "N-- No... They're not"

@blueglaze1514

4 жыл бұрын

They aren't

@blountatrox1

4 жыл бұрын

@@blueglaze1514 finally, someone with common sense

@corneliusflake2103

4 жыл бұрын

@@blountatrox1 are you 12?

@addiesanders1121

4 жыл бұрын

This is america

@Mayberry1980

4 жыл бұрын

@@corneliusflake2103 are you?

13:39 lol I'm dying! Just everyone running out screaming, then you see Sam with his bowl just go "ahh"

Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Good Job Hitman

@kryppyy

6 жыл бұрын

He Killed everyone But the Target Lmao

@ph0enixfiregaming973

5 жыл бұрын

Target escaped -5000

@mynameberamen1779

5 жыл бұрын

@@ph0enixfiregaming973 so it's -11,000. *SLOW CLAPS*

@ph0enixfiregaming973

5 жыл бұрын

@@mynameberamen1779 lol

@zero7even

5 жыл бұрын

My average score when I play Hitman.

This has got to be the best airsoft video that Node has ever done! Just so many hilarious moments! The early death of the underdressed mechanic, Sam's yell as he runs away with his stew, Ivy's tragic death, the fact that the target was the only one to survive...

@spinakker14

6 жыл бұрын

The_Law I was laughing all the way! This one also became my favourite video

@DZ-1987

6 жыл бұрын

Its a surprise that none of this is scripted.

12:49 - 13:05 best acting 13:43 - 13:47 best comedy

@voidling2632

5 жыл бұрын

2:30 worst acting

@STM_tm

5 жыл бұрын

What can I say, Wren's an amazing actor.

@poison7207

5 жыл бұрын

Aaaa

@twinodoom

4 жыл бұрын

Misanthrope He wasn't sure how to react because it wasn't in the script.

@poison7207

4 жыл бұрын

twinodoom he could’ve screamed or something

a continuation to the flower v bullet debate: Ivy: well flowers give us oxygen Jake: well, bullets save that oxygen Ivy: *sigh*

13:42 is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

@Petrichords

5 жыл бұрын

Sam is so fucking funny lmao

@CoomManEnjoyer

5 жыл бұрын

To him the foods are worth so many nuclear missile.

@TheBestGrapefruitGuy

5 жыл бұрын

@Fast Internet he has a bowl of food and just says, simply: "aah."

@kekblob

5 жыл бұрын

Litteraly had to watch it 50 times before I stopped laughing

@_lemonzzz_5292

5 жыл бұрын

Logo Tho sir, thankyou for this timestamp

"No one will notice, if there are no one to notice"

@geeraf9392

6 жыл бұрын

Crocodile

@gi5epi_579

6 жыл бұрын

bajur

@fyrerider521

6 жыл бұрын

I see I’ve met my match.

@UnstandardOtaku

6 жыл бұрын

Stealth or Russian Stealth?

@spinakker14

6 жыл бұрын

I wrote this joke under Anna's run, but I was hoping someone would really just murder everybody

Funniest quote: D: "I never used a gun before!"

@rattlingduck8454

4 жыл бұрын

Yet it's so untrue

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

It's in character

I think I figured out the master plan to this level. 1 Kill the mechanic. 2 Take a walk along the side and drop your gun. 3 Inform the guard of the gun and kill him by fiber wire while he is inspecting it. 4 Disguise as guard and disguise him as mechanic. 5 Tell the general about the dead body and lead them towards it. 6 Go behind the general and any guards brought with them, take guards out first then the general.

@ChamberSix.

5 жыл бұрын

*FBI* : stay where you're at nigga

@twns1076

5 жыл бұрын

Damn

@Veloziraptor111

4 жыл бұрын

Why would the general inspect the body by himself? He'd probably head to the safe room as soon as you inform him of the dead body. This might work for taking out the guards though.

@Miguel-yh7le

4 жыл бұрын

Well say good bye to silent assassin due to non target kills and potentially body found. Here is the better way to do it: 1.Poison a bodyguard’s drink with emetic rat poison 2.Subdue him when he goes to puke in the bathroom 3.Disguise as him 4.Lock the bathroom door he’s in before exiting to make sure nobody will find him 5.Disable the surveillance system 6.Fire some non-silenced gunshots to cause panic 7.Escort the General to the panic room 8.Garrote the general with your fiber wire 9.Escape.

@kamakrazy5837

4 жыл бұрын

@@Miguel-yh7le yes officer this comment right here

Which general doesn't invite his mechanic to party along and also do some routine maintenance in the house while he's there.

@tubbycustard8866

6 жыл бұрын

LOOL

Lol, he killed everyone except the target.

@ljjebi

6 жыл бұрын

Looks like a normal hitman game for me.

@yogithecat6751

6 жыл бұрын

Sosik007 lol

@-_Nuke_-

6 жыл бұрын

typical hitman gameplay :D

@phandom4797

6 жыл бұрын

Sosik007 There was like two other people, only TWO OTHERS THAT SURVIVED other then the target XD

@phandom4797

6 жыл бұрын

Scratch that he killed everyone because they came back except the target

“Live forever!” 5 seconds later...PEW

@taylortek5031

4 жыл бұрын

I literally just went into the comments to post this

Ivy: Flowers are just as important as bullets Jake: No there not 🤣🤣🤣

This was probably my favorite one yet just because I love the way he played the part of Judd. Also the complete randomness of 13:42 and 14:27 had me utterly gasping for air, well played Sam even the cameraman couldn't hold it in.

14:27 Sam: "I gotta make my stew!" Mike: Runs up and kills Sam haha

@vikkx8505

6 жыл бұрын

*gonna

@MrAlekk

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, he says gotta haha. Doesn't matter though

I just realized that poison would be really funny in these, you could just used really spicy hot sauce.

1:21 "Flowers are just as important as bullets." Jake, an intellectual: "...No they're not" XD oh my lord...

Sam’s cook character had me laughing my ass off. 😂😂😂

14:28 I'VE GOT A BIG BOWL OF STEW!! HERE WE GOO!!! *gets shot*

@KingTylex

6 жыл бұрын

DoctorSuspense Lol

@c.i.a.7262

6 жыл бұрын

DoctorSuspense I thought he said I gotta make ma stew here we go bwah

@KingTylex

6 жыл бұрын

*Mike proceeds to shoot the unarmed cook who wanted to cook his secret recipe*

@user-mg2gs3nw8m

5 жыл бұрын

DUDE I'M CRYING

@nontoxicpoison6113

5 жыл бұрын

*has flashbacks of killing the gourmet". FUS RO DAH

I love how, for the first time I've ever noticed in a Node video, somebody manages to make the cameraman react/laugh. Sam's scream at the camera was a really good time for it to happen, too.

10:53 I love how he says " *WhAT HaPpEnd???* "

Spoilers Wren has been spot on for all his npc roles. He's been also a very good sportsman, letting the hero go for miner faults and being the npc. Brandon "pretty much" died first XD again. Brave till the end. Shaun was great being the first day at the job kinda guy, lost all his courage after almost dying and seeing his superiors slain one by one. Full of twists and turns this one. Was great :D

@cowmcbeef966

6 жыл бұрын

Wren's death was REALLY well executed. He went full bodyguard mode for this video.

@iota-09

6 жыл бұрын

everyone actually did a damn great job, there wasn't a singkle one out of character, one of the best episodes on the entire channel.

@lukemonaghan4727

6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Joachain where’s my boy sam at with his secret recipe??? 😂😂

1:53 "Feminism is... dying..." LOL

@facethemusic2430

6 жыл бұрын

Thank god it is

@miguelojeda9461

6 жыл бұрын

ja im the last comment

@babyeater639

6 жыл бұрын

FaceTheMusic feminst are more hated than nazis

13:46 the cameraman was giggling

Sam: "I gotta make my stew here we go AAAGH!!-" the best ive seen from sam

16:55 "We all win if we're having fun, right guys?" Says the guy who killed everyone, yet still failed his mission.

Flower Child meets with the arms dealer... sounds like an interesting plot.

@stuckurface

6 жыл бұрын

So interesting that they already made it (this was back before Rocket Jump and Corridor Digital split): kzread.info/dash/bejne/X52pp7t9dtO2ZbA.html

@WAMBHSE

6 жыл бұрын

It's a new sitcom on Fox unfortunately it gets canceled after the first season

@SweetStberries

6 жыл бұрын

WAMBHSE lol

@thelieutenant7732

6 жыл бұрын

Weaponized flowers?

He killed everyone except the target..... 😂

I love how everyone's getting killed, but Niko and Ivy are just chilling in the safe room eating stew.

13:44 Oscar material.

@DarukaEon

6 жыл бұрын

He just wants to eat his stew! XD

@tenacityxl

6 жыл бұрын

AAAHHH!!! Priceless.

@Malva2

6 жыл бұрын

The cameraman wants to laugh so hard

@coso2

6 жыл бұрын

I was looking 4 this comment

@Thomas_H._Smith

Жыл бұрын

The best part is you can kinda even hear Cliff laughing holding the camera.

Once again WrenPC is the best NPC.

@Crowborn

6 жыл бұрын

Algiark wren acred really well lol

3:30 “GET IT OFF ME!”Reminds me when spider man had that black venom consuming him😂

I love the security being inept, covers for the 'immersion breaking' of face recognition.

@michaelk284

3 жыл бұрын

As someone in the industry, its pretty typical surprisingly. Esp the beginner ones like Allied Universal or Securitas.

14:53 The flower girl and the general, a romance uncommon and almost forbidden. A mass murderer who kills anyone who gets in his way. How will this beautiful couple survive?- ***ivy gets shot*** Oh... Um... Until then! Stay tuned!

@marshallhanlon6454

6 жыл бұрын

Did the general ever deflower the flower child

13:33 The chef just coming around the corner eating cake when there is a shooting. XD

@LordTankian0

6 жыл бұрын

I like his random scream

Niko's little giggle after ivy kissed him melted my god dang heart!!

13:32 Lmao, look at Sam still eating and worried!

Ivy: *kisses Niko* "Live forever" Intermediately gets shot and killed by 47 XD

@iota-09

6 жыл бұрын

tragicomedy to the highest degree, it after that it only felt scary though, mmike was too much of a cazzed serial killer from niko's perspective, if you put yourself in niko's shoes what is the average hitman player really looks fucked up... best(worst?) part is how it all played realistically, feels like this shows why mass shootings that didn't start with the intention f being mass shootings happen. that was ironically fucked up

13:43

@Pseudynom

6 жыл бұрын

Best part!

@s4tsug4i74

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah 😂😂😂😂

@AndrewLehman

6 жыл бұрын

That had me laughing so hard xD

@trevor8038

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too fucking hard

@RedGatack

6 жыл бұрын

That's my emotional state

This is so good , Node you have to do this more :)

11:03 bodyguard get strangled agent 47:whow whow is he ok!(gun drops)is he alive (giggle) got me dead there haha

Niko: Live forever! Ivy: *Walks away and gets shot*

Sam running off with the stew gave me life !!!

This is the first video I've watched of you guys and I love it.

12:52 "Shaun left the room but you.. you pulled the trigger."

The flower/armerment banter is hilarious! 😄

@ZeFluffyNuphkin

6 жыл бұрын

I Know right!

@jamieswanson4450

6 жыл бұрын

His reply of "no there not" was priceless, exactly how I would reply I couldn't stop laughing.

@cheesestyx945

6 жыл бұрын

Yea that was funny

@corgiporgi1705

6 жыл бұрын

Bitch and i said this because u bully

@sandysusana7759

6 жыл бұрын

Howe's life? I

Please keep doing hitman please

16:00 did anyone hear sam saying "everybody is dead boys, eating death stew" lmao

Niko: Live forever! Ivy: Literally gets shot 5 seconds later

14:45 there is a tragic love story going on here, and she gets shot😢😭

@iota-09

6 жыл бұрын

no shit, that felt like it came out of a thriller of the highest caliber, it was brutal to say the least.

@TheAJmoviemaker

6 жыл бұрын

Wait, isn't she the General's niece? They say she is in the other ones, so, 0.o

@jaredgilbertsen7574

6 жыл бұрын

He's a southern general...

@thedestroyer7008

6 жыл бұрын

Did they kiss

14:30 all he wanted to do was have his big bowl of stew :( what a tragedy

@jamessumner4744

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Potato It’s alright he pasta away he’s in a better place now

@ninjapistol14

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I find it hilarious how this is taken so serious it makes me laugh so bad

You guys really know how to have fun. I couldn't possibly do this without being all smiles and laughing too much but watching it is great and brings some good vibes! Cant believe I found this awesome channel watching Crossout videos lmao

'LIVE FOREVER!' - 2 seconds later...

@Defiring

6 жыл бұрын

"leave forever"*

Ah Sams brilliant performance .

This is single handedly the best video I've ever watched.

Exactly how every mission goes.

14:26 "I gotta make my stew!! HERE WE GO! *Gets shot* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KingTylex

6 жыл бұрын

Logan James Lmao

I found it hilarious that Brandon always gets killed immediately.

@Mid01

6 жыл бұрын

As soon as he went to check, I thought, "You're already dead...again.."

@Danny_Fernandes

6 жыл бұрын

What’s new lol

@Trilogy528Airsoft

6 жыл бұрын

Hostile Ikr

@yeahnayeahnayeahna2463

6 жыл бұрын

Hostile iii

@alvinsanto9132

6 жыл бұрын

Hostile 2:30 the akward moment when he stoped to rack the slide of the pistol

"Flowers are just as important as bullets." ... "No they're not." LMAO

14:57 he’s like “live forever” and then she DIES

@xbaxtrollz

4 жыл бұрын

Yup that’s what happened

You should do one where you dont script this and you wouldnt know who the hitman is

@Alb410

5 жыл бұрын

Then disguises don't work.

@Elgallo1107

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was gonna say that you can see when someone changes costume

@darthvein3

5 жыл бұрын

Just because they know who 47 is and have to play dumb doesn't make it scripted.

@w.a.r.ydruid5643

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's a roleplay so they don't know who is the hitman

@apexalaska

5 жыл бұрын

Kind of like ttt

That last kill was beautiful! What a shot!

This is how the first run of every mission ends

I can tell you guys put alot of work into this and I just wanna say you guys did a really good job doing this

This had to be the best episode of Airsoft Hitman yet, mostly just due to how well everything seemed to flow together. It's better because they ended up sticking more to the video game rules, and not relaly caring so much about "Being spotted" immediately

I personally think this was the best Real Life Hitman video yet the acting was so funny 🤣

When Sam came back in the house 😂😂😂 “I gotta make my stew ha hear we go” 😂😂

Just found this channel already luv it

I love how agent 47 kills someone immediately and it’s the repairman Holy Shit I wasn’t expecting to get this many likes damn

@thelazydire

5 жыл бұрын

That aint many.

@morganrspringer

4 жыл бұрын

Thelazywire to me it is since I never get this amount of likes

Love how they're just eating while theres a massacre going on

This is awesome! Really creative

Guys you NEED to do another one this is simply exceptional👏

Alfred is a big man already

Ur gonna lose a lot of points for killing non Targets!

@boxtank5288

6 жыл бұрын

Max 2117 AND FAILING TO KILL THE ACTUAL TARGET!

@nextgengaming8569

6 жыл бұрын

Max 2117 I always do it anyway

Here we are 6 years later, and this is still my favorite NODE vid, and NEVER fails to make me laugh through the entire thing. ESPECIALLY 14:28 XD XD

"I've never used a gun before!" -D

Awesome) I like how this a totally different outcome. Everyone dead and the target have escaped XD

@iota-09

6 жыл бұрын

i expected it to be the opposite, as in "no witness TO THE TARGET'S DEATH", but oh well, it really falt tragic and scary af when mike shot ivy. a tragedy really, and it lal happened on-the-spot... that makes it actually scary forreal though, interesting.

@vladkostin7557

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@ellas9071

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

“I gotta make my stew! Here we go! Haha GURH”

lmao now that's messed up, here you got the chef going back to tend to his stew and good ol agent 47 hears this, gets a big ol grin and takes him out. Pure Malice hahaha

13:43 I cant stop laughing at how sam is running out of the house with his beef and freaking out 😂😂😂

Sam at 13:45 is priceless

This is my favorite hitman video so far, he was doing so well at first

@iota-09

6 жыл бұрын

he played like the average hitman player, everyone had their character and acting on-point, the sub-stories felt of a high-budget movie with how they chose to use the clips(imho best part was niko&ivy affair+death scene, came out straight out of a thriller horror, and it all had a tragicomical effect) and even the interactions, there was no flaw in this one(except mike uluckily dropping his silverballer i guess) it was truly the best episode ever.

@spinakker14

6 жыл бұрын

He was doing great all the way through! At least if you consider this as comedy ;)

@iota-09

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, it felt like a comedy from the hitman's perspective, and as a horror-thriller from the perspective of the other players infact, and that's why it was so good. i've been actually quite surprised how for most ivy scene had a comical effect rather than an ironically dramatical one

@spinakker14

6 жыл бұрын

iota-09 yeah, I didn't even think about the horror thriller aspect :D

@iota-09

6 жыл бұрын

and that seemed to be the case for the vast majority of people... i wonder why? did i watch too many thrillers? or is it something on a psychological level? i'm needlessly intrigued.

*“Ladies first”* *“ugh feminism”*

@BOWNK

5 жыл бұрын

I think she says "feminism is dying"

@clareatkinson9528

5 жыл бұрын

K-pop is worse than feminism

@diordemon2717

5 жыл бұрын

@@clareatkinson9528 True that

This is the first video I saw of you guys and I subscribed all reddy you guys are the best