“Sir, maybe we should turn he searchlights on now.” “No no, that’s just what they’d expect us to do.”

@Danimal1177

2 ай бұрын

I quote that second line quite often. People over 40 usually get the reference, those younger do not.

Don't call me Shirley.

@grkpektis

3 жыл бұрын

jon122569 I like to think he really was calling him Shirley. It makes the scene even funnier to me.

Dr: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine: We had a choice, steak or fish. Dr: Yes, i remember. I had lasagna.

@oscarfox6726

2 жыл бұрын

My favourite line. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂

@bradwoodburn

23 күн бұрын

Fkn facts lmao

You can’t take a guess for another two hours? 😂😂 Leslie Neilson had the best delivery.

@therobust

6 ай бұрын

Cracks me up 😂

@elgoogs1

5 ай бұрын

one of the most sarcastic one liners ever. haha@@therobust

@mytube650

2 ай бұрын

@@elgoogs1and delivered completely straight.

@user-BobbyM9864

Ай бұрын

That was brilliant 😂😂😂😂

"it's a big building with patients" 🤣🤣🤣

@ZilogBob

6 ай бұрын

It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

"Do you want me to check on the whether Clarence?" "No, why don't you take care of it."

@matwatson7947

3 жыл бұрын

"We have clearance Clarence, Roger Roger what's a vector victor"...

@ericschminke8233

Ай бұрын

That should be "weather".

Movies will never be this funny again.

@idriveastationwagon1534

3 жыл бұрын

No joke is ever forced in this movie. Probably the funniest movie i ever watched 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760

3 жыл бұрын

It offended each and every victim group. Today the leftists would throw them in prison for it

@mysaysthings5512

Жыл бұрын

@@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760 Please, I could name 20 non-offensive jokes funny in this movie. Offensive and funny don't go hand in hand. It's more of a forced marriage that seems normal to some but outrageously unhealthy to others.

@jogmas12

6 ай бұрын

Yes they will, and stop calling me Shirley

@donaldgoodnight7853

6 ай бұрын

Nope.

"Passengers certain to die!" "Airline negligent!" "THERE'S A SALE AT PENNYS!!"

@michaelbodine6142

3 жыл бұрын

Just bought shoes...

@dawngregory6549

3 жыл бұрын

Did I leave my iron on ???

@2009korz

7 ай бұрын

Where did you get that dress... It's awful. And those shoes and that coat... GEEEEEEZZZZZZZ

I love when the kid says to Kareem my dad says you only hustle in the playoffs. Kareem gets pissed .

This is a master piece. 20 or 30 years later is still super funny. How many movies can say the same?

@1leckles

2 жыл бұрын

I hate to break it to you but it was actually 40 years ago. 😱

@oscarfox6726

2 жыл бұрын

@@1leckles 😳😳😱😱 that’s insane

@whenmullet2674

7 ай бұрын

Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Caddy Shack, Blues Brothers, just to name a few.

@johndoe-qo5ki

7 ай бұрын

​@@whenmullet2674police acadamy

@jamesturkington1807

6 ай бұрын

dumb & dumber

43 years later, and it's still one of the funniest movies of all time. When my friends and I saw it in the theater back in 1980, we were laughing so hard at the jive-talking scenes that we were afraid we were going to get thrown out.

@boblozaintherealworld3577

6 ай бұрын

The BEST stupid jokes movie of all time! Every actor was working against character and made it hilarious.

@franks.8880

4 ай бұрын

I was 10 years old!! I was cracking up!!! LOL

@detangojet

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

Funny movie. What is really good is that all the actors played it straight and no smirks. They must have had a few crackups trying to say those gag lines with a straight face. This film is pure entertainment.

@ohioguy215

6 ай бұрын

I'm sure they had some crackups. Those outtakes are archived on the shelf of some warehouse.

You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

@bravo075

7 жыл бұрын

Surely you can't be serious?

@jordan3727

7 жыл бұрын

+bravo075 I am serious and don't call me surely..

@bravo075

7 жыл бұрын

Jord905 I just want to tell you good luck, we're counting on you.

@ginamiller6015

3 жыл бұрын

A hospital? What is it?

@letter1014

3 жыл бұрын

It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now

"Get a note to the milk man, no more cheese!" That's line kill, me every time. Lloyd Bridges crushes every scene he's in.

@sondragramse1770

5 ай бұрын

I must have missed that one. And I've sent this movie many times

They gave Peter Graves the best lines ever. And he delivered in such a comedic/serious way.

Steven Stucker had the best lines in the movie. “I can make a hat a brooch a pterodactyl” 😂😂

@Koexistence13

6 ай бұрын

The typing prior to the line and after its delivery helped the scene

@grantweymouth7022

6 ай бұрын

Johnny was the best

@sondragramse1770

5 ай бұрын

Supposedly, he ad-libbed his lined.

The level of creativity they had in the scenes and dialogues were above and beyond today's standard comedy....

@zztops4504

7 ай бұрын

Now they let special effects guy handle it all!

You ever seen a grown man naked? 😅😂😂 They would never get away with that today.

@Rapscallion2009

10 ай бұрын

Or the old lady stopping the N-bomb....

@sjinzaar

6 ай бұрын

was just thinking about that line today

@donnienicholson6062

5 ай бұрын

You ask kids that often?????

If I’m not mistaken, this was Neilson’s first comic roll. He had been a serious actor for years. Airplane is a classic.

@FDNY22

6 ай бұрын

Yes I think so.....LOL

@darthdmc

5 ай бұрын

It was, and a legendary comedy career was born.

“Nervous?” “Yes.” “First time?” “No. I’ve been nervous lots of time.” Lol

There is just never a good time to quit smoking, drinking, amphetamines, or sniffing glue.

You can't take a guess for another 2 hours!!! When I caught that joke...OMG!!! And Leslie with the straight face made it soo much better.

@panchito1384

Ай бұрын

What mean

@danyeo

Ай бұрын

@@panchito1384 Watch the video.

So many things would never pass today. Man I’m so glad I was able to see this. I still watch this for laughs. Amazing!

"Cut me some slack, jack! [Argue in jive] Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help. Jive ass dude don't got no sense (?) no how."

Would you like a little whiskey mam? Certainly NOT!!! 👃❄ 🤣🤣

Surely you can't be serious... I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

I was dissappointed when my high school didnt offer Jive as a foreign language.

What makes this movie comical these actors are serious people who are being down right funny !!!!

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit (fill in the blank)”

The jive scene kills me every single time.

@elgoogs1

5 ай бұрын

so funny. she was such a conservative mother on the Leave it to Beaver show.

ever been in a cockpit before? you ever seen a grown man naked? omg im so done xD

@rebeccaadams3349

7 жыл бұрын

UNIT #511 "Say Timmy, do you like gladiator movies?"

@heeheee5069

7 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Adams xd

@donnythedealer2571

7 жыл бұрын

Well we had a choice steak or fish Oh yes I remember I had lasagne

@matwatson7947

3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine making a film with the "Joey have you ever?" lines nowadays.

@allowyou9225

2 жыл бұрын

What did we have for dinner? Well we had a choice steak or fish. Ahhh yes I remember I had lasagna

Poor Siamese twins you would think he would have gave them the same job .

Uncontrollable Flatulence(pilot farts) 😲😲😃😂👏🏼😂😂

When this movie was being made, I was working at a company called MacKenzie Laboratories in Arcadia, California. They made tape-loop message repeaters used at airports, including LAX in Los Angeles. The producers of “Airplane!” contacted MacKenzie’s CEO, Addison Taylor (nicknamed “Doc”), to find out who had recorded the voices on the LAX repeated message that said: “The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking!” It was repeated over and over by two voices, male and female. It happened that Doc (who had been a radio announcer) and his wife Pat had made those recordings-so they ended up being hired to tape the off-color comic dialog between the two voices in the movie. Little did they know at the time that they had played a small, uncredited part in what would become an iconic comic film.

@MorganOtt-ne1qj

7 ай бұрын

COOL!

@amyfisher6380

3 ай бұрын

“You want me to get an abortion!” That whole bit was hilarious.

The part where she was blowing the balloon co piolet, i remember asking my mom what she was doing and being whisked off to bed lol.

@79jgibbs

2 ай бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL

Johnny - “Well that’s the Russian new year, we’ll have a big parade and serve hot Hors d'oeuvres” Baaahaaaaa absolutely hilarious line!!!!

The funniest parts of this movie was seeing otherwise serious actors like Peter Graves,Lloyd Bridges, Leslie Nielsen and Robert Stack play their parts with so much humor.

@ohioguy215

6 ай бұрын

What's so funny is that they keep a straight face.

@alertgasper

5 ай бұрын

and "Leave it to Beaver" mom June Cleaver appears to understand and speak Jive.

"Shana they bought their tickets they knew what they were getting into I say let them crash." That one and "...get a note to the milkman no more cheese." 😂😂😂

That movie just makes me laugh so hard 😂

@scrit2175

7 жыл бұрын

DJNX4995 a hospital? what is it? it's a big building with patients in it.

@donnythedealer2571

7 жыл бұрын

And don’t call me surely

@MorganOtt-ne1qj

7 ай бұрын

Julie Haggerty was under appreciated.

Leslie Nielsen at 7:04 LMFAO

Johnny was the best. “It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.” 😂😂

The inflating of the auto pilot is the single funniest clip I’ve ever seen in a movie. I actually fell out the the theater seat from laughing so hard.

There's a sale at Penney's! 😂😂😂

The funniest movie ever. Every scene is funny.

The jive scene is an American national treasure.

How about some more coffee? Femmy voice:. "no, thanks"

I saw this in the 90s as a teenager since my dad loved the movie, and I still quote it to this day!

the punchlines in this movie is gold .lol

Oh, Stewardess, I speak jive.

This movie never gets old.

i was 16 when it came out. first movie i ever saw by myself. One of the funniest ever. ive seen many times since. they were so creative. the chemistry of the directing and acting was outstanding.

My Son and I paid to stay in the Movie to watch this show TWICE!!!

One of my top 5 favorite movies of all time! I watch the DVD at least twice a year…every year!

Nobody did deadpan better than nielsen. I could watch the "are you a doctor" scene a million times in a row -- "yes. yes of course"

Starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. Then the virus starts itching, a rash. Then the victim becomes dizzy. Then the virus penetrates the central nervous system causing severe muscle spasms. Followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point the entire digestive system collapses. By now, the poor bastard becomes a wasted piece of jelly. (Sorry if I missed anything I did this based off of memory)

@benoitpellet1657

Жыл бұрын

When I think that Peter Graves refused the role at first, saying he couldn’t do comedy and that they should get a comic actor instead…he was perfect here, mimicking all the symptoms!

@stevielagan1948

9 ай бұрын

You forgot about the uncontrollable flatulance but still, this was good work and I appreciate the effort! :-)

ok how can someone show the autopilot scene and not show the autopilot smilling after he's all blowed up?

Surely, you can't be serious.... Yes I am and don't call me Surely...🤣🤣🤣

"Are you a doctor?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FDNY22

7 ай бұрын

"That's right" LOL

I just love the dark humor in this

"Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!" Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.

One of the funniest movies ever made, i never get tired of watching it, same with top secret, police squad and the naked gun franchise, these movies are still slaying audiences decades after they were made...zaz at their best ♠️

@threetreasures7698

6 ай бұрын

Don’t forget Blazing Saddles!

@ackerjawaka4742

6 ай бұрын

@@threetreasures7698 one of my favourites 🍀 the sheriff is a N..... ⚡ Richard Prior was meant to play the sheriff but the studio wouldn't insure him 😜 he did write the screenplay though, ♠️

I worked on that movie as a prop builder.

@Robard65

6 ай бұрын

Props to you 🤓

@sondragramse1770

5 ай бұрын

That actually sounds like a fun job

"Yesss Yes i remember, I had Lasagna"

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

@victorgoldman1750

7 жыл бұрын

wrong week to put on in amphetamines !!!!

@donnythedealer2571

7 жыл бұрын

You ever hand around the gymnasium

@markwilliams8962

6 жыл бұрын

Victor

@ibazulic

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Williams roger!

@f-town-kill3rsarchive983

6 жыл бұрын

we need chris hansen Lol

The funniest movie ever made.

I thought the actress playing Elaine was the hottest thing ever but then I saw Lorna Patterson 4:01

@nexus_plexus

3 ай бұрын

Ha! I had the biggest crush on Lorna P in 1980 and I still do in 2024.

Smoking was the way to calm yourself from anything.

I love this comedy its brilliant

LOL 1:25 Straight up cho-mo

... And don't call me surely 😂

this and The Day After are my two favorite eighties movies

They definitely don’t make movies like this anymore. It’s the most literal movie 🎥 I’ve ever seen

Golly!

Hey...you're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar...

What did we have for dinner? Well we had a choice steak or fish. Ahh yes I remember I had lasagna

3:20 sooo funny

The captain making those remarks about nude men to a kid and the passenger talking jive. Two jokes that unfortunately would not be included if the movie were made today, I think.

@randomsht7172

4 жыл бұрын

crockett616 nope because in todays time, everyones a sensitive snowflake

@starwarsrebel2006

3 жыл бұрын

Although young black men today talk and dress very differently from these young black men 40 years ago. Today, they're all gangsta, hip hop, and walk and talk very differently than these guys in the video 40 years ago.

@PartyMyrtle

2 жыл бұрын

Jive Turkey

Joey, you ever spent time in the men's room at a bus station? Lol

@conorstrack552

7 жыл бұрын

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison

@notta3d

7 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine what the pussy people in this world would be like if this movie was released today?

@docsdomain

7 жыл бұрын

Nobody today would tolerate this movie. Too many oversensitive crybabies

@NBT2469

3 жыл бұрын

Scott Destan Both PC culture and cancel culture would kill it.

@donnienicholson6062

5 ай бұрын

So sexual abuse of kids is --funny.....sending molesters to prison is--oversensitive??@@docsdomain

I like movies about Gladiators...

Classic!

😄 (lol) “ CLASSIC!…. However, the comical sequences aren’t being shown in the right order. ”

Love the 'perve' comments, so bloody funny, shame they cut it from the DVD version...

I am serious and don't call me Shirley!

I love the way they have subtitles for when the two Black men talk. The BBC would probably censor this bit of the film.

“I speak jive.” . . . . “Cut me some slack, Jack.”

Never gets old.

You cant take a guess for another two hours? 😂

This is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Mrs. Cleaver speaking jive….

Really amazing video overall. Many thanks.

Funny as all get out. Good luck finding a movie made today this good.

I always liked Lloyd Bridges. 😂😂

I haven't seen anything like this since the lady gaga concert.

Lmao a hat, a broch, a taradactal

7:11 Both of them were smoking cigarettes 😂😂😂😂😂

I dug her rap

Can you fly this plane? Surely you can't be serious? I am serious and don't call me Shirley 😅😅😅

How do you like your Coffee, Black, like my men...omg lol ❤😂😂

e coli can be NASTY...fish e coli.... WELL it changed PILOT protocol...

Have you ever seen a grown man naked"😂