"If you don't eat beef, and you don't eat cow, how can you be alive?" I can confirm that this is an accurate representation of South African gastronomic culture.

@yuggoth69

10 ай бұрын

How about veal? 😅

@one-seventh

9 ай бұрын

@@yuggoth69 We call it sheep.

@yuggoth69

9 ай бұрын

@@one-seventh 🤣

@yuggoth69

9 ай бұрын

@@one-seventh So, if you are talking about ”beef" and "cow", you are actually referring to what everybody else calls "male and female Elephant"?

@qq84

9 ай бұрын

It's right.

This is so funny. I love how they keep throwing in the "disabled child" line 😂 😂

No flight attendant parodies can ever beat this sketch

@MsYtab

2 жыл бұрын

What! It's a parody????

@wafflewoman4769

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsYtab 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

Jeanie Weenie begs to differ

@nailartguy3363

Жыл бұрын

Do a search for Pam Ann and you’ll realize the error of your ways!

@andrewgardner9615

Жыл бұрын

You for coffee?

If you don't think this is funny, you must be a nervous flyer.

@Mr2at

8 жыл бұрын

Are you a nervous flyer?

@Mr2at

8 жыл бұрын

Nervous flyer?

@Mr2at

8 жыл бұрын

I think you have given me the spina bifida!

@Mr2at

8 жыл бұрын

What?

@SapphireNightCore

8 жыл бұрын

XD

When I'm in a bad mood I come back to this classic video to cheer me up!

@abhishekvenkitaraman7797

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@martinmurray6378

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking oath. Beef or cow

@chriswaters3442

Жыл бұрын

Letters Live Alan Carr Stupidity is good, too.

@atyourservice

Жыл бұрын

pervert

"If you don't eat beef and you don't eat cow - how can you be alive?!" JUST GREAT!!

@the-chipette

5 жыл бұрын

Basically my response to vegans

@dhammupandit3582

5 жыл бұрын

One word. HINDUS.

@sonifyoudontandtheywereroo7142

5 жыл бұрын

Vegans are challenged

@accedetovegandriversrodnry9279

5 жыл бұрын

No

@aiden_f0urie

3 жыл бұрын

chipette same.

As a former Flight Attendant I am falling out of my seat laughing at this ! This is hilarious!

@lubov5569

Жыл бұрын

You remember your past :)

@vivvpprof

Жыл бұрын

Why did you resign, if that's not too personal of a question? 👀

@hilman94

Жыл бұрын

I can feel your satisfaction if the karen's role is reversed, isn't it? 😅

@JasonBlack66

Жыл бұрын

Why coz it rings true? "It's Funny coz it's true"?

@dumb_as_rocks

Жыл бұрын

___________________________________________________________ everyone above this line needs jesus

I want to complain, but I dont want to upset the disabled child

@eonvanheerden5591

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@4TheRightJAYZUSIsAVirtueSignal

2 жыл бұрын

Stop. Think. Disabled child. 😂😹

@Methasulem

Жыл бұрын

Fool

This is genius and giving me so much life. "Stop, think, disabled child" "I think she's given me the spina bidifa" LMAOOOOOOOO

@stijnvandamme76

Жыл бұрын

we Actually used that at work for a while whenever somebody asked a question he should be able to figure out himself or just at random to get refocussed in a hot troubleshoot/escallation instead of stop , challenge, focus stop think disabled child.

They just exude the energy of "I've been doing this for over twenty years and passengers are just a nuisance to me!" perfectly!!!

The way they say “WHAT” takes me away. This whole show is always funny throughout the years one of my favorite.

@PROVOCATEURSK

2 жыл бұрын

Beef or cow?

@HauntFreak13

Жыл бұрын

“Wot?”

@johncheetham4607

8 ай бұрын

Of course I could speak Africaans in Cape Town. I just wanted to come home to England. Daas bie lekker.

I would say something but... don't want to upset the disabled child. lmao

@h3025

7 жыл бұрын

Stop… Think… Disabled Child!

@vidhu0211

7 жыл бұрын

what..

@KostasTsakalidis

6 жыл бұрын

I-rre-sponsi-ble

@mistertofu

6 жыл бұрын

plutorama THINK... the disabled child.

"if your a vegetarian, you dont get any chocolate moose"- lol

@sampielouw

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@debraashilley1057

2 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaa

@jessicali8594

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get it until I saw that spelling. Not mousse, but moose.

@Janus-fn2uz

Жыл бұрын

MOUSSE. GOT IT?

@entropybentwhistle

2 ай бұрын

@@Janus-fn2uzThey can’t spell it because they’re a disabled child.

I love the joke when they just throw the nuts on the passengers

@NigeRossAtFeijoaSoftware

8 жыл бұрын

+Roy Larmour I'm not sure that's a joke?

@huiyah469

8 жыл бұрын

+Nige Ross I think it is , so let's go with it is

@myklagenfurt

5 жыл бұрын

It remembers me of my turkish Airline flight two years ago. Aah, they will never See me again..

@muratcanyarasir5224

5 жыл бұрын

Pantai oh Im sure they are so sorry that they won’t see you again ....

@samroy5967

5 жыл бұрын

Hui Yah You should fly American Airlines domestic route. That’s how they serve nuts to everyone.

Beef or Cow? I'm sorry we're out of cow you'll have beef LMAO these 2 are hilarious

@solunasunrise

5 жыл бұрын

biff pliss !

@themeparkfans7139

3 жыл бұрын

I love the, if you dont eat beef or cow, how are you alive

@richiehartanto7695

2 жыл бұрын

And then the funny thing is after that they still asked other passengers with “beef or cow?” 😂

@JamesTrifolium

2 жыл бұрын

But she’s standing right there, there is clearly a cow on the plane. Two in fact.

@hoodatdondar2664

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesTrifolium What?

Ive watched this so many times and each time I laugh just as hard. I wish I could find more episodes

Am I the only one who thought the funniest part of this skit was when the two stewardesses suddenly went silent as the black passenger boarded the plane? lol

@smart422

3 жыл бұрын

Racist stewardess

@alduslimma7764

3 жыл бұрын

Apartheid effects?

@auggith

3 жыл бұрын

It’s white, from South Africa and the 80s it’s to be expected 😂

@ryanedwards7449

2 жыл бұрын

Bullshit,, not everyone were racist aasholes

@Zduneczeek

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, the funniest was when she threatened to cover the lady with a blanket and she wouldn't like it xD

Absolutely hilarious! I could watch this over and over again and still get tickled each time! They are spot on horrible and funny!

This is such an accurate representation of flying South Africa’s budget airlines in the 1990s and early 2000s. 🤣 Sun Air springs to mind.

I absolutely love these two! They need their own show!

@GiggleBytes2011

8 ай бұрын

They did have, it was called Beehive, which is where the sketch came from back in 2008

@johncheetham4607

8 ай бұрын

Totally agree with your idea. I used to live in Kaapstad. Ek is a soutpeil 😂.

I'm a former In-charge flight attendant and I can confirm that this is real...I had a female flight attendant shout: Leather or feather when serving food..and then she denied an over weight lady a beef choice and told her : cows don't eat cows...ture story...and many other stories like it...

@C-5Arts

2 жыл бұрын

OMG!! That's pretty wild. :-)

@Argenbiz

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha brilliant

@hankkingsley9300

Жыл бұрын

You can't make that s*** up right there

@donzioldbuddy

11 ай бұрын

She needs her own show!

@MsMesem

10 ай бұрын

Asked for a top up of a beverage (cup half full). "You want it, you wear it." a very surly Air NZ Flight Attendant.

It’s not a comedy. It’s a documentary. 💕

They're effective at disarming terrorists, and helping disabled children

“Shut up, turbulence, belt up, don’t make me put a blanket on you, you wouldn’t like it” 😂😂😂😂

"...I haven't had any." "She's embarrassing herself!" "And this disabled child." **search and point Laughing to tears.

@billydeeuk

Жыл бұрын

The disabled child has nothing to do with it. And he’s not even disabled

@pantherman8719

Жыл бұрын

She's not embarrassing anybody. She's on holiday and just wants a drink.

“I’ll give you some Valium to help you shut up.” 😂. This could totally work in a hospital setting. I have a nurse friend from Cameroon and we two pretty much fit this caricature!

Parts of this look like a recruitment video for British airways lol

@sampielouw

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My partner just pointed out that they actually reference each of the passengers in the following scenes as they’re walking onto the plane i.e - they call the vegetarian ‘hippy’ and the nervous flyer ‘lesbian’ - I never noticed this before, but adds another layer of brilliance to the writing.

I’ve only watched the first couple of minutes, but am in awe of the way the scriptwriter (or writers) captured how people who abuse their power can distort the truth, intimidate and humiliate innocent people who pose no threat, behave unprofessionally but so self righteously that it can be extremely hard to stand up for oneself!!

@MaracasValleyGirl

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Africa

@ramonburchell6366

Жыл бұрын

This is a comedy skit mate

@OlsenTheWonderDog

Жыл бұрын

Lighten up Francis!

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

@@ramonburchell6366 >comedy is only surface level Mate, don't breed.

@juanpat3d

11 ай бұрын

you must be a nervous flyer

Oh would everyone get over themselves?!?!?! I'm South African and Afrikaans and I thought it was hilarious!!

@nntflow7058

5 жыл бұрын

I don't understand what you're saying. You must be a nervous flyer.

@ajoajoajoaj

5 жыл бұрын

@Brad Smith "Dutchman stereotypes" are about as relevant for Afrikaners as British stereotypes for Americans. Even less so since They're not even the same language anymore.

@eonvanheerden5591

4 жыл бұрын

@@nntflow7058 🤣🤣🤣

@aiden_f0urie

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I am South African and Afrikaans. I also think this is hilarious.

@TM-ef4qh

2 жыл бұрын

I totally get you - I’m Australian - almost the same thing 😂

"Beef or cow?"

@Angiehere-1

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jan3211200

7 жыл бұрын

Lehlohonolo Mangena wait...... isnt cow and beef the same thing... also they really pwned that terrorist....

@kulturfreund6631

7 жыл бұрын

I´ll have pig pork.

@miniwa1698

6 жыл бұрын

BEEF OR CHICKEN?

@ioriols73

6 жыл бұрын

Lehlohonolo Mangena di essere l’unica persona con cui parlare della mia classe ci siamo anche qui si parla di me stesso tempo in più ti voto l’abbinamento un altro hfhnvgj di

Lost track of how many times I’ve watched this and it still makes me laugh every time 😅

I live with Spina Bifida...”She gave me the Spina Bifida” had me horse laughing!

What an absolute gem of a skit. A treat to find. “If you don’t eat beef and you don’t eat cow, how can you be alive”? 😂

Just ….fkn … hilarious !! That must be the 20th time I’ve watched it and still laugh every time … joyous stuff😅 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

An absolute classic. "Beef or cow" reminds me of travelling on a certain Canadian airline.

@rovercoupe7104

9 ай бұрын

Air Transat?

I think I could brew a whole pot of tea, drink it and watch this over and over until it's gone 😂 I was laughing about three seconds into it and didn't stop

@youtubecensors5419

Жыл бұрын

Wot?

The Beehive ladies are SOOOOooo hilarious!... even the little details, such as their "wings" insignia has only ONE wing! 🤣

@simperous4308

4 ай бұрын

Like all the other non-pilot wings… i.pinimg.com/originals/ef/a8/42/efa842ecc2d8acba033c90c3b22876de.jpg

“Stop, think, disabled child” is my new motto

Just come across this. Excellent, very funny & very acute at how powerless people are when confronted by bullies who are impervious to logic, self awareness and empathy. As a disabled person highly amused by the trope of "the disabled child". Great performances & writing.

@hoodatdondar2664

Жыл бұрын

I think they are now working on a Russian troll farm.

@traceytorrington7447

3 ай бұрын

Not scared of the gun and explosives either.

Sad Fact is that they probably better air hostesses than you find on South african Airways these days...

@batleyman

10 жыл бұрын

Too true..worst airline crew I have ever flown with.Never use them again

@kerenlee6830

9 жыл бұрын

On an SA airline flight I once tried to sleep on the floor and the flight attendant kicked me!

@lauraharris9438

9 жыл бұрын

Keren Lee ...but why the hell would you sleep on the floor you moron

@doublexolon

8 жыл бұрын

+Keren Lee That's because you decided to sleep on the floor dumb shit

@redacted6696

5 жыл бұрын

Keren Lee yeah no shit why the fuck were you sleeping on the floor? You deserve to be kicked.

She's a nervous flier XD

@cascadalee8098

7 жыл бұрын

she is a naves flaie

I needed this 😭😭😭😭😭

I am commandeering this plane!!! What? I am commandeering this plane! What? I am commandeering this plane?

@dimaggiolewis

8 жыл бұрын

+C Th to be honest the first few times I actually couldnt get what he was saying, sounded like 'coming down with the plane' lol

@LuannOsbourne

6 жыл бұрын

stop with the what bullshit you pc sjw

@lisapatton3746

6 жыл бұрын

C Th sit down sir the seat belt sign is on

@gambacherkalbenstein

3 жыл бұрын

WHUT?!

My all time FAVORITE video. So wrong and oh so funny. I've only seen it over 100 times. Nothing better.

One of my favorite skits of all time

Really hilarious, since I seen for the very first time, I keep watching it, and I can´'t quit, thanks for post it!

I really want to see this girls have it out with a Karen wanting to speak to their manager

@searchindex3438

Жыл бұрын

Wot? Wot? Wot?

@HooDatDonDar

Жыл бұрын

@@searchindex3438 They would tell her she was just trying to compensate for not being able to have children - maybe true, at that.

‘Madam, this menu has been devised for the especially difficult, so that means Jews and hippies.’ Lmao.

“LAND the plane! This woman LIVES for her job!” 😂

She's a nervous flyer.

Ha ha ! ..I watch this almost every day !! lmao !! ..brilliant comedy !! 😂😂🤣🤣

"Madam, please think of the Spina Bifida". 4:40 Am I the only person with Spina Bifida who found this funny?

@krasnoyarsk512

7 жыл бұрын

yes

@christopherbouchard9921

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a laugh Riot and my back looks like a question mark bent over taking a shit. Lol

That Gary Glitter detail is such an intensely accurate detail - my mother grew up in South Africa and he was known to visit where she lived and request South African girls no older than 13

@maureenlaneski2802

Жыл бұрын

Ooohh... :( That is sad and upsetting.

It is so funny - please do more of it !!!!

Sign me up to work with them, it'd be a fun job

@cascadalee8098

7 жыл бұрын

l will be a nevous flire

Electronic slimming belts don't work here! Hahaha

Never get tired of watching this😹😹

These two are absolutly genius. They are nearly as mean as stewardesses on an Air FRANCE flight.

@blessings515

11 ай бұрын

🤣

@MsMesem

10 ай бұрын

who are not as mean as those of Air NZ.

@hereandthere4763

10 ай бұрын

But not as attractive.

@lapb5555

9 ай бұрын

So true. I made the mistake of asking an Air France flight attendant for water so I could take some medication. Big mistake.

@joebombero1

8 ай бұрын

Air France kept giving me free bottles of wine! You'll never hear me complain!

This is my go to clip to cheer me up too! Thanks

I would pay extra to go on this airline! 😂

Hysterical !!!!!!! I'd love to have them on my inflight team!!!!!!

I could have this on a loop …it never gets old 😂

It's the JetStar staff training video.

Like Cleese, this series of Air Africaans videos must have, by now, become a standard component in the Air Industry cabin staff course !

Hysterical! "Your wife's looks have crumbled". "And a Valium to help you shut up!" 😆😝

This is from Beehive, a 2008 British TV series. There are other skits available online.

@shangobunni5

Жыл бұрын

Looking it up now. Thanks!

This is exactly the kind of contempt you get on a business call with the Dutch or Flemish, lol.

@MsMesem

10 ай бұрын

Yes or in person. Had far too many experiences. Hard people.

The BEST air travel parody ever!

These two could've single handedly prevented 9/11

This is soooo funny...are there any more..just brilliant Makes my day🇬🇧👍

This could not get any better. Perfect!

Wesley Snipes! I adore this. "will this holiday make me happy? No."

Aaaaahahaha, that Wesley Snipes gag at the end had me in stitches.

@alexmendez9792

4 жыл бұрын

but I didn't get that very last part... I was mostly laughing at the girl interrupted bit and the fact that they were bouncing so mindlessly... lol

@HauntFreak13

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Méndez Cause he’s black and they’re racist. Lol.

@alexmendez9792

4 жыл бұрын

@@HauntFreak13 oh! I get it now... I had no idea who the guy was... I mean, I did not know him by name :P. thanks!

Taken from the British comedy sketch show 'Beehive' which only lasted one series of five episodes, 2008. It was very funny, too!

@SearchIndex

15 сағат бұрын

It’s brilliant 😂

those two do a splendid job

I can't stop laughing!!!! I'm vegetarian... hahahahahahahahaha

@hkchan1339

6 жыл бұрын

The cow is a vegetarian animal

@wafflewoman4769

2 жыл бұрын

But did you get any chocolate mousse?🤔😉

@hankkingsley9300

Жыл бұрын

What?

@Gambit771

Жыл бұрын

Typical, you don't need to spot the vegetarian because they'll always let you know they are.

As a childless nervous flyer (claustrophobia not flying) who is overweight and has psoriasis, (skin condition lol?) I still find this hilarious. And also take your own water on board! 😂😂😂

@annaf3915

8 ай бұрын

As a former childless and overweight nervous flyer let me tell you flying with children while still being overweight and nervous is about the 5th circle of hell 😵‍💫

@annaf3915

8 ай бұрын

Oh and where do they let you take your water on board? I usually (and by usually I mean every 3 years when I can't avoid it) fly from Vienna and they make you pour out all your water before security check because it might be explosive liquid, then give you the option of buying a small bottle for the price of a Magnum Dom Perignon or refill your empty bottle from the luke warm taps in the smelly windowless bathrooms

@eliseihle4574

7 ай бұрын

@annaf3915 yea I go for the luke warm tap water option 😂😂😂

and some valium to help you shut up!! Brilliant. These two are priceless.

@dorode3222

Жыл бұрын

Hello, do you know what they say before "and a bag to "..."?

It's so brilliant!! ❤

I'd make a small wager that alot of airline personnel would love to have a work day like this.

@HooDatDonDar

Жыл бұрын

I’d make a larger wager that some of them do!

LOVE IT!!!

This sketch of comedy television show is a masterpiece of both script-writing and acting. It plays with elements of British nonsense literature, as the absurdity of the situations aboard, absurdity that makes a lot of sense, though, renders it hilarious. Stereotypes about Afrikaners are handled to make the audience laugh, yet at the same time Afrikaner females are portrayed as tough when handling the terrorist, albeit they are also hilariously bad-mannered and ill-tempered; and beautiful!

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

Whats the show

@KingRagnar

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB Beehive

@thedolphin5428

Жыл бұрын

They're all Australians.

@TheFairyintheFishBowl

11 ай бұрын

You can tell - their Afrikaans accents aren’t the best. They gave it a good shot though!

@gutz323

11 ай бұрын

​@@thedolphin5428It's a British show featuring 1 Australian woman, Sarah Kendell.

They speak with a "Truck" (Traauck) accent😂

I love these flight attendants. This is so funny and free of political correctness.

@itsmybuddha.nature

5 жыл бұрын

If you love them you'll LOVE the ones on UNITED Newark-Delhi even better 😂

@4TheRightJAYZUSIsAVirtueSignal

2 жыл бұрын

@Mike Lindbergh if you judge your comedy based on its level of political correctness, it's not the actual comedy that's important to you.

@rachelhorwitz9086

2 жыл бұрын

@@4TheRightJAYZUSIsAVirtueSignal this is correct

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

The PC part is that the ones being rude are assholes. Have a good day

@adrianfleming3437

Жыл бұрын

This is making fun of how fcking bad white South Africans are man. Can see even 5 years later your just a fck wit

Thats beyond hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pure genius

Hiya there l love this KZread clip over the years l met few people from South Africa in London were l am from them 2 lady's on the plane l thought thay did a good job really l love the Afrikaans Accent its like f Dutch and English and German too me l think its great over the years l met few Afrikaans in London l was working in few hotels and l got too meet some people thay was really nice people and thay had very good sense of humor l was.t surprise of that ..lan west

She's definitely a nervous flyer. The wife is definitely an alcoholic. And that selfish vegetarian was definitely raising her voice. They have all upset that poor disabled child.

she is nervous flyer.. gets me every time..

Where can I book a flight with Air Afrikaans. I'd love to fly with them.

@HauntFreak13

Жыл бұрын

Is that supposed to be an INNUENDO, sir?

Filmed at Dunsfold - the Top Gear track - as the modified 747 is James Bond's 'Skyfleet Airliner' from "Casino Royale"

I could watch 24 hours of these two.

I love this

Many of their behaviours qualify as modern days Karens!

How they treated the black passenger boarding the flight is spot on for South Africa!

@one-seventh

9 ай бұрын

In our old torrid past, yes. Things are better now.

@pred7949

8 ай бұрын

how you thought you did something is spot on for blm

I just love this .

Elon's babysitters

Lol they sound more British than South African

@1971Dawid

7 жыл бұрын

Most of the actors here are British, yes. One of the air hostesses might be Australian, though.

@SuperEdge67

7 жыл бұрын

+765sanjay They're obviously supposed to be South African....hence Air Afrikaans.....they don't sound at all Australian

@MrMikey409

7 жыл бұрын

*****​ Not all South Africans are rude & arrogant. Just like not all French people are rude towards foreigners. It's just a common stereotype far from the actual truth

@MrMikey409

7 жыл бұрын

What show is this from btw? I would like to see more

@1971Dawid

7 жыл бұрын

Michael It's from a British comedy series called "Beehive". Search Beehive/Farting Geishas" here on KZread.

I had a couple of (somewhat) lengthy visits in ZA with a very comfortable Afrikkans family in the 2000s'. My host and her family and friends and associates were the most civil and kind people I could ever hope to meet. But, they did not tolerate rudeness or suffer fools. Any of the critical remarks that I witnessed were well-deserved, delivered constructively in a very direct proper manner. However, I think I can understand how someone unfamiliar with the culture might be put off by some of the more boisterous individuals one can encounter. This was all endearing to me; they were the most genuine/authentic people I have ever had the pleasure to know.

@hankkingsley9300

Жыл бұрын

And that's what I like about the south

@GreenManalishiUSA

Жыл бұрын

I had an Afrikaner instructor at university. My classmates and I were terrified of her. She had zero tolerance for laziness, inattentiveness, sloppy work, or coming to class unprepared, and she was quick to let us know, in no uncertain terms. However, on the rare occasions when we worked hard and passed her exams, she was just as quick to acknowledge our efforts. This sketch reminded me of those classes. 😀❤️🇿🇦

@HooDatDonDar

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenManalishiUSA Did you have the beef, or cow?

The joke behind the “beef or cow?” is genius! (Hint: think of Germanic language history vs Romantic ones)

@searchindex3438

Жыл бұрын

Oh! I get it now! 😆

@peterc.1618

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure you don't mean Romance?😀

@thedolphin5428

Жыл бұрын

It's based on the fact that SA is beef mad.