Ahsoka review of Star Wars Ahsoka season 1 episode 2, where Ahsoka and Sabine talk about their feelings. Disney+ making a live action version of Ahsoka from Clone wars, not their strong point. If this is meant to save Star Wars, my only question is HOW? We spend half the episode whining about our feelings, cutting our hair, complementing our new hairstyle. Combined with MMO fetch quests and only spiced up with action sequences without a plot of any complexity at all. I don't think Ahsoka can be the Star Wars hit that brings people back to the fold. I don't think people will even finish the series unless they also managed to stick it through the Mandalorian. They feel very similar just with more annoying characters. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

@SpammytheHedgehog

10 ай бұрын

Star Wars never disappoints when it comes to disappointment.

@rottenhead8385

10 ай бұрын

they are changing the world bit by bit. when all the entertainment is doofy the people will be too.

@whitefang-zm9zt

10 ай бұрын

​@@SpammytheHedgehogit*s actually really sad how Kathleen Kennedy changed star wars legacy from a great 6 episode series to a constant stream of disappointment

@sergf3624

10 ай бұрын

@@whitefang-zm9ztummm 6 episodes??? which 3 other ones were great plz dont tell me your including the prequels lmfao

@johnnycrown5097

10 ай бұрын

Maul surviving being cut in half is different considering non of his vitals would have been hit (gonads are vital to happiness not life)... Everything else would have cauterized... But a stab to the gut us different... Do you know how many times would be boiling there with no bones to protect other organs... Say good bye to your stomach, liver and kidney and the useful parts of your intestines especially considering how long the light saber would be in you for a stab and a pull out, and in this case, it was long and it was wiggled around, go watch that scene again (on disparu's last review, don't go stream this rubbish again)... That's the end of her innards... They would all cauterize and turn to grilled meat... You can't compare that to a swift slice from left to right through your fucking waist... At best, your large intestine ending would be blocked off since you have no ass anymore but that would yake a couple of days to be a problem... People are thinking the divide should be more serious than s stab because in real life, with steel, the halfing would be more serious because of multiple bleeding from multiple veins and arteries exposed which can drain you in minutes.... But a lightsaber would cauterize those bleeding and close it up and kill all the infections so there's no major issue after that... The main problem with a stab is an open stomach and you don't apply fire to close it up, that requires surgery to fix so a lightsaber would make that even worse... People need to stop comparing maul's surviving to the resent rubbish we've been getting... Believe it or not, the book of boba Fett dealth with a lazer stab to the gut better when that Chinese woman from shield got shot, everything around the entry hole should become useless and replaced with something else... Something like that shouldn't be brought to the hospital, hey should be taken to kamino or a mechanic, those organs are done for...

Sabine looked more refreshed after being stabbed through the spine than most people do after a normal night's sleep.

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

No bacta tank required either.

@zaab-yaoh9302

10 ай бұрын

She wasn't stabbed in the spine, go rewatch. Also she may have been put in a bacta tank, it just wasn't shown. The scene that was shown was of her wound already fully sealed.

@florianstraub72

10 ай бұрын

@@zaab-yaoh9302 so you wanna say that they either waited days, while not looking at the location sabine was knowingly attacked or she recoverd in a bacta tank in like a day, while boba needed like weeks of treetment becouse some sticky glue was on him?

@rockmanraiden6627

10 ай бұрын

Disney Star Wars fans always have to write the plot for the creators with their own headcanon.

@elenawalker316

10 ай бұрын

She does and I am completely jealous. Come bed time I'm an exhausted night sister and I still wake up looking like an exhausted night sister. Very unfair.

Sabine is so strong and independent, she doesn't need a liver.

@blackRXrider

10 ай бұрын

Everything after Return of the Jedi is trash.

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

She doesn't need no sexist lightsaber to tell her when to get injured, girlboss decides for herself when she wants to be injured. Slay queen 💅

@Friendlycrow7375

10 ай бұрын

@@DrakeOola 🤣

@ShawnGilbert1967

10 ай бұрын

Lol

@TheImapotato

9 ай бұрын

@@blackRXrider agreed, outside of tsome of the prequel games like Galactic Battlegrounds, Pod racer, Republic Commando and the OG Battlegrounds II

"The droid came from Corellia. " Well, given that Corellia is an entire industrialized planet, that's about as useful as saying "the phone call originated from somewhere in North America."

@Kiljaedenas

9 ай бұрын

Like Disparu says, "Just turn your brain off. It'll be fine"

"Based on Star Wars by George Lucas" Well at least they're admitting Disney Wars is fanfiction and not part of the real story crafted by George.

Nothing can save Star Wars at this point.

@johnbernhardtsen3008

10 ай бұрын

nope, and its glorious! how Luke was treated in TLJ, how Han died and lightsabers are non lethal now!everything about Star Wars is less than mediocre sci fi now!

@ralphlowrey

10 ай бұрын

@@johnbernhardtsen3008every IP runs its course. That’s where people would have moved onto a new thing in any other era.

@NL-X

10 ай бұрын

The original 6 movies still exists, and I'll stay with that.That's Star Wars for me. I don't need any of the crap Disney wants to sell us

@one_punch_man5313

10 ай бұрын

Too busy playing armored cored to even give a flying about she wars right now, plus this franchise been dead for years now.

@Beuwen_The_Dragon

10 ай бұрын

@@ralphlowreyyou say that, while classical Greek stories and Shakespearean plays have been told and retold and beloved through centuries… Same to be said for the original Star Wars stories, people still love them.

"The New Republic sounds like it's being run by a bunch of idiots!" Which explains the entire sequel trilogy.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

Yea that’s the point, the new republic is meant to be stupid

@jb-wc1hx

10 ай бұрын

A character (or in this case a government) is only as smart as the people writing them. -the critical drinker

@ShaneDouglas713

10 ай бұрын

In a nutshell

@charlesb8

10 ай бұрын

Sounds just like Lucasfilm.

@duncanlutz3698

10 ай бұрын

Having looked into the expanded material around the ST (skimming through Wookiepedia synopsis, at least)... dear LORD in Heaven, you have NO IDEA. The more they wrote to try and fill in the problems with the ST's complete lack of world building, the worse it got. Do you know how the FO got so strong? They staged a failed coup against the entire New Republic, and when Leia foiled that, they assassinated the incoming president and then "settled" for stealing half the goddamn NR. Despite only one person in the "Imperial Apologists" party having a direct connection to TFO, she is able to pretty much immediately get half the fucking NR to just secede and join them. Just like that. It's basically a foot note at the end of the novel, and the next bit of the canon timeline is that all those worlds and all their people... just immediately said "yeah, fuck the NR!" and joined TFO. No mass riots, no holdouts, no long drawn out referendums, no publicity campaigns, no staged events/scandals to sway public opinion, no major wheeling and dealing, no NOTHING that we see. They all just secede and join a group they'd never even heard of until ~5-6 years before TFA starts. Just. Like. That. Then the NR does nothing but signs an NAP with the remnants of their old adversary, one that tried to stage a coup against them, one that just pulled off an assassination of their highest executive... all because "WAR BAD :(" Which is also why they had completely castrated their military and decentralized their government into a state of nonexistence. See, the Empire is BAD! And if the Empire had an EFFECTIVE MILITARY and CENTRALIZED GOVERNMENT, then those things are also BAD! So we must have no military and a useless government! Because we are GOOD! :) I'm leaning a bit into hyperbole here, but it's really that bad. They decentralized so badly that the only fleet under the direct control of the NR was those few specks seen floating around Hosnian Prime when JJ had the DS 3.0 go all "boom boom" on them. That was it: the sum total of the NR fleet. What's that? The TFO stole half our territory, is kidnapping children and training them into slave soldiers, is building a Super Death Star, and rapidly mobilizing for what is obviously another war? QUICK! DOWNSIZE OUR OWN MILITARY EVEN MORE SO WE DON'T PROVOKE THEM! WAR BAD!!!!! Oh, and Leia is seen as the problem for taking the threat presented by TFO seriously. This is why the Resistance is so underfunded to the point that only a couple senators are embezzling funds to send her way. You know, when Hux is mocking the NR for secretly funding the Resistance despite their "treaty?" The rest of the NR thinks she's a lunatic for provoking the people that are obviously about to invade them. I swear, the more I read, the more believable it became that half the NR just "noped" the FUCK out of that suicidally stupid mess of dysfunctional pansies. At least TFO gets shit done....

Sabine was not only NOT a jedi in Rebels, she was NOT EVEN A FORCE USER!!!! She was a Mandalorian who’s major skill set was snarky comments and being an expert in explosive graffiti. No bullshit, this was her skill set…

@nips2good4u80

10 ай бұрын

Did you ever get to the part where she wields the Dark Saber? Cuz that's a lil more than what you're saying

@mryellow6918

10 ай бұрын

i mean they do say she cant use the force.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

The droid tells Sabine she’s weaker than any padawan ever. Sabine was also trained to use a lightsaber in rebels WHICH YOU SHOULD KNOW as someone who seems to have watched it. Ahsoka continued her training post kanan death

@unclecorey1495

10 ай бұрын

@@mryellow6918 I fully admit I haven’t watched a single episode. However, as a Star Wars fan who was alive when the first movie ever came out, I have have ever wanted to love Star Wars. I even defended Filoni in the 90’s against the recriminations of his choice of the cartoonish over-stylized artwork on the Clone Wars series as he had explained in interviews that, during that period of limited CGI technology, he had a choice of spending the budget on story or realistic animation, he chose story. I admit, even back then, the animation style was off-putting even for me. That said, once the quality of storyline started making the rounds on the net, I gave it another chance because I jonesed so much for more proper Star Wars storyline. As it happened, the Clone Wars series finished strong because they realized the child-friendly model wasn’t working. One should keep in mind that this was before the Dizz got their grubby hands on the IP and Dave was regularly consulting with George. Dave claimed George was his idle. Unfortunately, once the deal was made with the Dizz, we found out just how much of a poser Dave actually is. Filoni had already spent hundreds of hours into Rebels before the Dizz made the fated deal with George. One can easily trace the timeline in which Filoni willingly wrote a complete 180 on the characters he swore were his “babies.” Ahsoka and no disrespect to George, is the most well written jedi there’s ever been and yet, she’s been turned into plot armor for this series. Sabine, during the series, was the romantic carrot for Ezra that they dangled for the entire series. But I have to digress just for a bit, in the Rebels series, the party of characters were, by design, fashioned as a family unit and it worked. Hera was appealing for being a momma bear who kept Kanan grounded as the reluctant papa bear. It was pretty damn decent writing up until the Dizz bought the franchise and all of a sudden we’ve got Hera willing to sacrifice the love of her life after Kanon was captured by Imperials because…reasons. There was even a scene where she balls out Ezra and Sabine for conspiring against “rebellion” orders to save Kanon from endless torture and interrogation at the hands of the empire. In this scene, in which Hera’s character acted in complete contradiction of her character in saying that the bigger picture is what is most important even if it meant that love of her life gets tortured to death, she later on in the story claims it was all her idea. To be fair to the folks who are thinking “WHAT A CUNT!!!” her character was admirable all the way up until this point. This was the exact point when Filoni turned into a Poser piece of shit. You heard it here first.

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

I thought maybe I forgot Rebels, b/c I do not recall that ever being a thing.

Those Ezra cuts to "the mad goose wizard" got me good like everytime.

What sucks is, Ahsoka was a really cool character. Her training in Clone Wars gave her so much personality. Here, she feels so dull, and lost a lot of her life.

@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent

10 ай бұрын

Congradulations. She did lose alot in her life

@angelsackson

10 ай бұрын

dIvErSiTy!!!

@Sixth6Sense

10 ай бұрын

Which is exactly where she is at in her life at this point in time. She’s lost her master to the dark side and so much more..

@iamsylar789

10 ай бұрын

@@Sixth6Sense….Disney Talking Point activated.

@AndreComtois

10 ай бұрын

Dawson can't act.

Star Wars canon never disappoints when it comes to disappointment.

@funnyman695

10 ай бұрын

We all know this is not canon.

@themollymachine

10 ай бұрын

If disappointment won Oscars Disney would be The citizen Kane of movie studios.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

They killed the IP when they announced everything outside the Prequels, OT, and animated shows as non-canon and inserted everything they created as new canon. And they have been screwed the canon and continue screwing the canon.

@Butlerwilliamp1986

10 ай бұрын

You said it backwards, it’s when it comes to disappointment, they never disappoint

@pop7292

10 ай бұрын

ITS ONLY TWO EP, God star wars fans are whining little children with bipolar when the series isn't even finished yet. Like I remember hearing this with mando season 1.

Sabine is what you get when you get the intellectual and emotional equivalent of an 8 year old to write a character. She's actually a startling insight into the incompetence and rot of Hollywood writing.

@darkstraylily1477

10 ай бұрын

Spoken as someone who never seen Rebels..

@TheUrionak

10 ай бұрын

@@darkstraylily1477 rebels suck balls and is not worth watching, sorry :/

@aboxinspace

10 ай бұрын

​​​@@darkstraylily1477thats the issue - she wasnt like this in Rebels. I watched that entire show and I loved it - this is not Sabine Wren. This is not someone who went from "kinda rude bratty rebel" to "Darksaber wielder, one of the coolest and most grownup characters". lol Sabine motherfukin Wren would NEVER say "ooh I can't train if Ahsoka doesn't train me" - she was one of the most independent self-taught badass teens ever

@VITIN1201

10 ай бұрын

@@darkstraylily1477spoken as someone that’s never seen rebels

@Gaz_1

10 ай бұрын

@@darkstraylily1477you're proving his point rebels is a kiddie show 😂 helicopter lightsabers go brrrrrr

Trust me it's much more fun when Disparu Is explaining what's going on instead of watching the show yourself. I watched the second episode and i was bored to death. Now i watched Disparu and i cannot wait for the next episode. Thank you for your sacrifice my KZread friend.

@zaab-yaoh9302

10 ай бұрын

Ah yes, let my opinion be formed by some mush-mouthed incel Brit Bonger with nasty teeth, vs. Watching it myself and forming my own opinion. Ok

How does this show look both expensive and feel so cheap at the same time

@mryellow6918

10 ай бұрын

because every background is just a large tv playing cgi with then cgi pasted over

@pn4960

10 ай бұрын

All the money went in VFX

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

Because the dialog and acting are utter 💩, just look at all the moments they use the force too, its like the force is lagging because they'll make a gesture to force push someone and like 2 seconds later the person goes flying AFTER they already completed the hand gestures, they can't even get basic things down like timing and the fight choreography looks like it was designed by a 5 year old and only taught to the actors once. Also looks like they hired their cousin who works as a plumber to be the cameraman instead of a professional because "How hard can it be to hold a camera?" so all the shots are just terribly done with no real fluidity to any of it and dear god this is the worst pacing of any show I've ever watched. Half the scenes are just shots of the characters staring awkwardly at nothing and making forced facial expressions the entire time while sounding like their entire script was written by a very early beta testing of chatGPT.

"What was his motivation pointlessly throw his life away?" "Greed." - A Star Wars writer who thought she was being clever.

@strategicperson95

10 ай бұрын

Most likely one that enjoyed China's Wolf Warrior film.

@Ferox2121

10 ай бұрын

Yeah. A man who died with long live the empire on his lips was clearly motivated by greed...

@king-fisher

10 ай бұрын

Guy shouts *_“For the Empire!”_* as he sacrifices his life. *Ahsoka:* _“Greed.”_

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

"writer"

The acting could’ve helped us from being bored but no. Everyone sounds bored and has no expression. Ahsoka is like Anakin. She has a lot of emotion even though she tries to reel it in. You expect me to believe this is the same Ahsoka that refused to leave Anakin again after fighting him years later when he became Darth Vader?

@O1OO1O1

10 ай бұрын

"I. AM NOT. LEAVING. YOU, ANA..ANA..ANAKIN." 🤖

@zacharymcmillan2788

10 ай бұрын

They pretty much phoned it in. 😐

@ComradeCommissarYuri

10 ай бұрын

@@O1OO1O1ani are you ok, ani are you ok, are you ok ani!!

@king-fisher

10 ай бұрын

The 3 main characters are basically the SAME person: *Ashoka:* Bored, expressionless and orange. *Sendula:* Bored, expressionless and green. *Sabine:* Bored, expressionless and stroppy.

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

Hera is busy admiring Ahsoka the entire time. I was bored to tears during the conversation between Hologram Hera and Ahsoka as Sabine was figuring out the map. After six minutes of wasted time, they cut to Sabine figuring out a map, which took another six minutes for no reason. Then they cut back to Ahsoka, who is STILL talking to Hera. What the hell can they be talking about that entire time?

43:20 "It'd be a shame to kill her, there are so few Jedi left". Really? You can't swing a dead cat without hitting half a dozen who miraculously escaped Order 66. I'm beginning to think that the only one who actually died that night was the kid they had stuck in amber at the Sith Inquisitor base in Obiwan.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

There’s only like maybe ten survivors we know of at most

@raafeyplayz7015

10 ай бұрын

Nope you got it wrong it's actually 30-40+ in the canon@@oXRaptorzXo

@Volthoom

10 ай бұрын

@@raafeyplayz7015 To be fair, the total number of Jedi before clone wars is at least above 10k, if i recall correctly, and clones couldn't possibly be everywhere at once. A few hundred surviving, only to be hunted down to a few dozen by Empire isn't too unreasonable.

@zaab-yaoh9302

10 ай бұрын

The Jedi were dispersed on different planets throughout the entire galaxy, even in remote locations, they weren't all on Currosant having a party when Order 66 was initiated.

@xLionsxxSmithyx

10 ай бұрын

​​@@raafeyplayz7015 there's about 100 or so... 30-40 that we can actually put a name to but there's more that haven't been named.

Oh man I'm SO glad they had the girlboss being amazing at STEM scene, that has NEVER happened in a Disney movie before and I'm stunned and braved about it!!!

@JB-yb4wn

10 ай бұрын

Would you like napkin to wipe off the dripping sarcasm?

@boobah5643

10 ай бұрын

@@JB-yb4wn I thought 'stunned and braved about it' was a nice finish.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

She woves da scywences.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

Why is that a problem with the show lol. It’s a character (who is a former imperial engineer) solving an engineering problem.

@JoshuaKevinPerry

10 ай бұрын

​@@oXRaptorzXobc it isn't done for character purposes, it's done for political brownie points.

I remember when a Sith lord threatened me with his lightsaber, I just laughed and said I can just walk that off, then I remembered I am a straight white guy like Qui-Gon Jinn, then ran for my life

I really liked the cartoon Ahsoka - she was alien, naive, caring, innocent, modest, but fierce to protect those she cared for and always growing and learning. The live action Ahsoka looks like a smug, entitled, African-American, girl-boss in makeup and a funny hat. She's also twice the size of cartoon Ahsoka and has a voice deeper than Vader's.

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

The constant smug is what really bugs me. Mom jeans Hera comes across a "The L Word" character.

@reanukeevesau

10 ай бұрын

​@@buckatomsyet in rebels the green girl had a son with the jedi Canan who trained Ezra.

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

@@buckatomsDear god they couldn't have picked a worse actor for hera, I've seen cosplay with better props than half the characters in this dumpster fire...

@ShawnGilbert1967

10 ай бұрын

​@buckatoms well she liked the dick Kanan obviously clapped those cheeks hands on handles

@ShawnGilbert1967

10 ай бұрын

I really hate to critize someone's size but damn Rosario is to old and to thick which makes her to slow to be a full time Ahsoka....gives me no pleasure to say it, I thought she would be great...

Seeing that lighsaber fight was... something. Ahsoka' was a war time jedi. Even the cartoon showed just how much better she was than all the inquisitors. Her movements should be minimal at most.

@Volthoom

10 ай бұрын

Ahsoka fought Vader and, IIRC, nearly won, like 15 whole years ago in-universe, she should basically be unstoppable here.

@zaab-yaoh9302

10 ай бұрын

I guess you should have applied to be a choreographer.

@yrooxrksvi7142

10 ай бұрын

​@@VolthoomNo she didn't "nearly win", she barely held on,parrying and blocking, and only striked at his helmet when he was distracted by Kanan and Ezra.

@ShawnGilbert1967

10 ай бұрын

​@@yrooxrksvi7142and she was saved from death and that's not even a full power Anakin or Vader and in this world Luke exist ONE generation away from immaculate conception by the force his midiclorians are off the charts why isnt he helping her......also Grogu which will be stronger and live 900 years.....as slow as she is at this age, diminished speed and agility would take a LOT off her abilities to fight she relied on that..

What do you expect when misandrists write the scripts? Only men die after been ran through with a light saber, women are to stunning and brave to die.

@douglasarthur2673

10 ай бұрын

Yeah. A couple of quick flurries with a light saber and tits would fly 😂

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

10 ай бұрын

Well Grand Inquisitor didn't die either...

@sagunrai8689

10 ай бұрын

Palpatine came back, Kylo Ren had redemption arc and the sequels were trash. You can apply your logic in sequel's case (cuz of Rey) but not every show with female lead is woke. If you see a show/movie with this perception in your mind beforehand, you'll find ways to satisfy your points in every turn.

@paulmurgatroyd6372

10 ай бұрын

Well Angry Joe apparently likes it, so I don't know what he was watching.

@congresswallah

10 ай бұрын

Totally agree with you bro, i was so disappointed when the trailer came out and still i watched it because of false hope. But i became traumatized watching the second episode when sabine wren survived.

Interestingly, understanding that other people don't automatically know what you know is a recognised stage in child development that occurs at age 4 to 5. Which tells you the mental age of the writers.

@Kiljaedenas

10 ай бұрын

C'mon man, that's an insult to 5 year olds everywhere!

@oliveragag8576

10 ай бұрын

Or maybe the show was written for the existing fans of Star Wars Rebels.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

@oliveragag8576 Even so, not giving enough information, especially story relevant information, to the audience is poor writing. Picking up off as a sequel is fine and all, but you have to provided enough interest and information for potential new audiences.

@oliveragag8576

10 ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4ly Why are new audiences watching it? It's meant to be a continuation of Rebels, why would you start watching at the sequel without any knowledge of the first installment?

@intraelement2633

10 ай бұрын

@oliveragag8576 with all due respect, it isn't being advertised as a sequel to rebels in any of the marketing for it that I've seen. and furthermore, she had appearances on the mandalorian, which is much more likely to be the place casual fans, especially those from just the last few years, would recognize her from. It's poor writing to not offer any exposition for the motivations of the main characters in a show. All it does is confuse and alienate people who aren't familiar with the source material which leads to poor viewership

Disney completly fails to understand that if, as in my case, you don’t know who Thrawn is … there is exactly ZERO levels of interest that I have that this character exists.

@Sesharon

10 ай бұрын

It's even worse if you *do* know who Thrawn is. They're already ruining him by making him as famous in-universe as he is in the fandom. This is what happened to Vader too, when he was so popular outside of the story that the prequels made the entire universe revolve around him.

@darkstraylily1477

10 ай бұрын

Welll you clearly got internet, Thrawns big in books and animation. Nothing is stopping you from researching him. Its not their fault you dont know this particular (and rather big) character.

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

The most compelling character so far is male "not jedi" character that no one is familiar with.

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

@@buckatomsEven he's far too try hard, just randomly staring ominously off into the distance like he sees something. Not a single character in the show has any personality, you could literally have any 2 people on the same team just flat out swap all their dialog and the story would still make sense. They're all the same bland cardboard cuttout character and the only way to differentiate them is because they use different actors...

@SammEater

9 ай бұрын

You either have to watch Rebels to know who Thrawn is or have previous knowledge from the old Canon. Either way, as presented by this show itself, Thrawn is patethic and even his Rebels appearence was better than this. lol

In the books, New Republic fleets ended up being practically half captured or defected star destroyers. This "we don't use Imperial stuff" thing Disney Star Wars is pushing is stupid.

@yrooxrksvi7142

10 ай бұрын

In the Expanded Universe, yes. In Disney, they half used parts of ISDs to make new ships, then demilitarized a few years after RoTJ. Genius

So Droids have a self destruct feature that will nuke a small town off the map but don't have the function of a memory wipe after being defeated? You would think a more intense scene would be her trying to grab the data when the droid has power and it's wiping it's own memory as a safety protocol now that power has been re-established? Ends with her managing to get a small fragment of it that takes time for her/them to figure out. Wouldn't that make more sense?

@dshadows2966

10 ай бұрын

It's fairly optimistic that you think that they'd actually want to make sense.

@boobah5643

10 ай бұрын

They lost me when they decided that it was perfectly fine to play with the _very_ explosive droid in a hospital _in the middle of a city._ I don't care if these horrible people blow themselves up; at that point they damn well deserve it. It's just too bad they'd've taken a whole lot of other people with them.

@MajorSmurf

10 ай бұрын

@@dshadows2966 Don't you worry my optimistic dried up years ago for Disney. I'm purely here to laugh and show that even I could write better then Disney.

@CarlOake

10 ай бұрын

​@@MajorSmurfI respect your desire to 'make it make sense'. I do the exact same thing. People who actively watch/listen to stories have stronger critical thinking skills. They have a higher appreciation of good writing and they are cursed to recognize bad writing :)

@MajorSmurf

10 ай бұрын

@@boobah5643 No but you see Ahsoka said they had no time to move... Ofcourse that logic makes no sense and you are 100% correct. I don't even understand why she even thinks that. They have a map. Oh god the horror. It's the end of everything oh no. Even if Thrawn came back straight away then what it's just game over? Was there a timer I missed? Does he insta spawn an army with him or something? Yes he's a top admiral or so we've told but knowing Disney he'll have the tactical awareness of a goldfish.

I love how shameless and unabashed Disney is with their merch on these shows… you can tell how desperately they want a new “baby yoda”.🤦‍♀️

@JoshuaKevinPerry

10 ай бұрын

Eh, they've always thrown weird creatures at a wall in Star Wars. They didn't even have Baby Yoda merch, they had no idea.

@jimjam51075

10 ай бұрын

R5D4 with arms for ears isn't gonna cut it.

@ObiEdits

10 ай бұрын

George Lucas had previously employed this strategy with Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks, aiming to boost merchandise sales. Therefore, what Disney/LucasFilms is attempting to accomplish by capitalizing on merchandising isn't an entirely novel concept. The unfortunate aspect is that the majority of Star Wars characters introduced by Disney for the purpose of merchandise are essentially disposable, lacking any significant role within the overarching narrative, with the exception of Baby Yoda (Grogu).

@420bengalfan

10 ай бұрын

star wars has always been about the merchandise it was the same way under george lucas

@kevinsantos8439

10 ай бұрын

interesting name you have there 🤔

FFS! Disney isn't satisfied with simply destroying Canon, ships, and legacy characters, they've now moved on to inanimate objects. Light sabers are completely useless now. Could someone please remove the dead horse from KK's office? Also, why is Disparu wearing a She-Hulk t-shirt?!

How the conversation about Ahsoka taking Sabine back as an apprentice should have gone: Ahsoka: The order had a rule that candidates over a certain age and/or with a lot of emotional trauma can’t be trained. The last time that rule was ignored Darth Vader happened. The General: good point, maybe Sabine shouldn’t become a Jedi.

@jasonbaird1645

10 ай бұрын

There's zero reason to make Sabine into a Jedi. She never exhibited Force sensitivity in Rebels, and Kanan probably would've picked up on it if it existed--especially after he lost his eyes and started using the Force to "see". If they wanted an apprentice for Ahsoka, they could've picked Kanan and Hera's son, Jacen. That would've actually made some sense because, as you say, Ahsoka would've been able to start training him before he had "dark side" written all over him. This show is so stupid. I don't know how anyone can suspend disbelief when a fantasy universe breaks all of its own rules whenever those rules are inconvenient. I've seen better fan fiction written by hobby writers.

I remember how the real Star Wars made me wonder about the future of technology, of the marvels we'd be able to use in the future. Now, looking at Disney's bastardization, I realize we have a higher tech base, but just missing some key flashy technologies. Their hard drives are worse than ours. Their military gear is lesser than ours. They don't have wifi or knowledge about making backups to prevent the loss of information. These people are using tools they do not understand.

@DEATH-THE-GOAT

10 ай бұрын

"in the future we'll have flying cars"

@stevengrass6800

10 ай бұрын

Games Workshop should be very upset

@fattybumflake

10 ай бұрын

That‘s because the force and everything else Star Wars became female. They‘ve even brought in a crazy cat lady.

@ObiEdits

10 ай бұрын

We do possess our very own genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. However, up until now, his accomplishments encompass an autopilot electric car, an ongoing project involving a rapid travel rocket, a flamethrower, and an acquisition of Twitter, which, I concur, is not exceedingly remarkable.

@duncanlutz3698

10 ай бұрын

It's either because the writers/producers don't understand these technologies, or more cynically, the producers/execs in charge don't think the general audience could handle scripts about "the shit half of them use at work."

I have no interest in watching Ashoka but do look forward to the Disparu reviews.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

Disparu will just brainwash you into hating it

@Gyrfalcon312

10 ай бұрын

Aye. 🤚

@ShaneDouglas713

10 ай бұрын

Same here

@XX-121

10 ай бұрын

thank you for your service. these gen-z soy boys that watch every episode of this trash is why they continue making it.

Remember when lightsabers where EXTREMELY deadly, that kinda showed off Jedi and Sith power by just turning on? "restrained, lethal, powerful, but also fast and deadly". Now? They are pretty much a combo of baseball bats and poking sticks. (I'd say swords but honestly, if someone's ran through with a sword they kind to die more often now, then with a LIGHTSABER)

@mryellow6918

10 ай бұрын

at least they put effort into maul surviving. like he had to replace his entire lower body with cybernetics, sabine is just perfectly fine

@LoneWolf-gz9mr

10 ай бұрын

@@mryellow6918 Yup, Sabine, the Grand Inquisitor, Reva (twice)... All of them, "perfectly fine"...Like I said, lightsabers are just baseball bats/poking sticks now.

@raafeyplayz7015

10 ай бұрын

@@mryellow6918not only that but they actually remembered that his duel with Kenobi had consequences, like him being weaker than he was or being mentally insane (even after the magic, he was still insane in revenge)

@salguodrolyat2594

8 ай бұрын

Light sabres are Quite literally made of just 'light' and nothing else now for all the damage they do.🤣🤣

I am actively rooting for the villains

@ShawnGilbert1967

10 ай бұрын

So white males then....racist

@jonathanschubert9052

8 ай бұрын

It would, in fact, turn out that Baylan and Shin were the most interesting characters. And they had 14 lines accross the whole show

Still waiting to understand Ahsoka’s motivation in going after Thrawn. She clearly doesn’t care about Ezra.

@Tint_Guy

10 ай бұрын

Apparently Dave forgot the last thing Ezra said to Ahsoka was "when you get back, come find me"

@BigBossBernie

10 ай бұрын

@@Tint_Guy If there was just some way the guy behind Ashoke would know what her story in Rebels was... maybe re-read his own fucking scripts?!

@ironcladnomad5639

10 ай бұрын

I'm trying to figure out why Star Wars is still using holographic star maps to find a living creature.

@antykwariatroznostek4732

10 ай бұрын

The one going after Thrawn should be Sabine (based on ending of Rebels) not Ahsoka (who should be after Vader, and Luke, and later just living her life, building new Jedi with Luke or whatever. I liked Ahsoka only as padawan anyway).

@nobobynnobody

10 ай бұрын

I admit I didn't watch Rebels and never will. But I have a question about timelines because I am confused as hell. Didn't Rebels take place around the time of Attack of the Clones? And doesn't this show take place after Return of the Jedi? And isn't that a span of like 30-odd years? So why the hell are the characters behaving like no time has passed? Sabine should be a pushing 50, right?

"Say your lines like you've just woken from a nap" - Dave Filoni to the actors, probably.

Disney is certainly going to adapt the Heir to the empire storyline with they way Ahsoka is going, but will only nitpick scenes, characters, etc. because they've already destroyed much of it. Now if they continue doing so, adapting Heir to the empire on TV without the legacy characters (Han, Luke and Leia) is an even bigger insult to them and Legends fans.

Ever since I realized that Hera (the green twi'lek) would have to put her pilot cap like pants on her head (two holes for her head tentacles), it makes me chuckle a bit inside every time she is on the screen. I keep picturing her wearing little pants on her head. Who thought of that design?!

@user-eq7kx9lr8f

10 ай бұрын

😂

What ever happened to them cutting off body parts with lightsabers, like hands, arms, and legs

@tarektechmarine8209

10 ай бұрын

The problem with star wars is power scaling. The original and only actual lore has the clones at 200k at the first battle, the expanded universe somehow has them in the billions at the end of a 3 year war. So plasma blasters can't get through basic cover but can so through bodies. And at the same time it's supposed to be far better than bullets that travel several times faster. Star wars problem, Disney just make it so much more obvious and do it rather blatantly

@jondspen

10 ай бұрын

Monty Python action scenes - without the comedy. It seems lightsabers just cause flesh wounds now.

@Lonovavir

10 ай бұрын

The DM nerfed lightsabers from inflicting d12 + X damage to d6 + X damage. Also, PC hit points were quadrupled.

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

@@tarektechmarine8209Several times faster than bullets but they can somehow move fast enough to deflect an entire platoons worth of projectiles traveling at them... 🤷‍♂ They got the force and all to try explaining it away and all but the force can't make them move their hands faster than multiple speeding bullets even if they could parry everything perfectly...

Anyone else thought that the "golden ball" looks eerily similar to the "Apple of Eden" from the Assassin's Creed games? Oh and let's not forget that in the original game the entire point of it was because the Templars wanted the locations of other pieces of Eden...which were shown to Altair...by the Apple which displayed a world map...

@MoonPhantom

10 ай бұрын

You know... What I keep thinking is that they stole a plot device from. "Treasure planet." It's a ball that's a map that reveals the map when you turn it, and then when you put it in the contraption it opens portals... THAT'S LITERALLY THE MAP FROM TREASURE PLANET! And that's even a Disney movie so! I guess at least they won't be sued but... Still!

@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent

10 ай бұрын

Nothing wrong for a reference from the original Assassins creed.

@V-A-N-G-U-A-R-D

10 ай бұрын

Yep, that was my immediate thought at seeing it.@@MoonPhantom

@theskycavedin

10 ай бұрын

Also kind of reminds me of the Star Maps from KOTOR

@sincerelynotme3522

10 ай бұрын

​@@MoonPhantomThis is where my head was at. Funny thing is Disney likes to pretend that Treasure Planet never existed even though the film is amazing.

If this is made for every episode, I will keep watching for the great commentary that is more entertaining than a show that probably costs a few millions for each episode 😆

@Zeburaman2005

10 ай бұрын

Oh, believe me it will. Why do you think Disparu is almost clamouring for Disney to release season 2 of She-Hulk?

It’s a fine line between slow burn, and just plain slow. Under certain circumstances, patient almost laborious filmmaking, actually builds tension and rewards the viewers’ patience. This was not one of those cases

This show is full of "barely an inconvenience" plot armour!😂

@Kiljaedenas

10 ай бұрын

Yep, looking forward to that thrashing of this show as well!!!

@pedrino321

10 ай бұрын

why? Because! well okay then 😊

@ZenMonkeyGod

10 ай бұрын

Because that's how things work now, I decided! 😁

I can't believe Dave Filoni introduced time travel and time wolves just to set this masterpiece up.

@speedylewder120

10 ай бұрын

What are time wolves

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

It’s not time travel.

@raafeyplayz7015

10 ай бұрын

It literally is but go on defending this shit show@@oXRaptorzXo

@RyanSmith-wc1kj

10 ай бұрын

@@oXRaptorzXoexcept when Ezra reached through a portal (in the past) and saved Asoka

@mala6238

10 ай бұрын

​@@RyanSmith-wc1kj😂😂. Yes, that happened.

Welcome to the Disparuverse ... which is far more entertaining than anything Disney and LucasFilm are capable of doing these days.

I'm starting to wonder if maybe this "show" was originally written to BE a puzzle game with lots of cutscenes, but Disney decided they just really needed a new show to make up for all the bad ones, so they repurposed the game's script and didn't bother to rewrite it.

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

No one was watching Disney's National Treasure show, so they crammed that crap into this show.

It's not just that one episode that is pointless...I am so happy that KotOR exists.

@marseaman

10 ай бұрын

I wanted KotOR on a movie format for the longest time but seeing all this honestly made me hope they keep themselves as far as they can from the game/story. The game is good enough (maybe a remaster is in order).

@michaelreich4827

10 ай бұрын

Until that show gets made and ruins *that* story too.

@knotengajin7359

10 ай бұрын

@@michaelreich4827You mean where they sideline the MC and show that it’s actually the female character that does everything?

@michaelreich4827

10 ай бұрын

​@@knotengajin7359Revan will be a female POC. Of course there will be the love story with her and Bastila. Carth will be a simp. Revan and Bastila will take over the galaxy, put Malak in his place, keep the Star Forge, and be hailed as heroes.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

They kill every character they touch.

The biggest shame is that that actor staring into space was awesome in Rome, is now passed away, so the last thing he will ever be known for is this dumpster fire.

@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329

10 ай бұрын

Who was that

@smoore6461

10 ай бұрын

@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329 Ray Stevenson played Titus Pullo in Rome. He was fantastic in that show. it is a shame that this trash fire is what he did before he died.

Nevermind that Light Sabers are in essence a plasma torch wrapped in a small force field. Apparently they arent hot anymore. Being cut with one would boil the blood in the entire area.. Getting one through the chest would be a death sentence in an instant.

@Lonovavir

10 ай бұрын

The DM nerfed them because of PC whining.

They also seem to be keeping their tradition of the bait and switch. Call me crazy, but I assumed the show called Ahsoka would, you know, be about AHSOKA. Instead, it looks like it’s gearing up to be the Sabine show….

@ComradeCommissarYuri

10 ай бұрын

Well the obi wan show was about that Revan woman

@juliannepowell8534

10 ай бұрын

@ComradeCommissarYuri Yeah, but obiwan was a white male, Ahsoka is a woman of color. The very type of “heroine” Disney purports to wanting to showcase. Just seems odd for them that they aren’t really promoting her. But it’s probably because she was actually a good character and her being female didn’t really have anything to do with it (almost like they focused on making a good CHARACTER first and foremost….what a strange concept)

Calling it now: Sabin and Asoka develop attraction to each other. They find Ezra, and he's either been derp-ified, killed, or became a sith lord.

@MWBalls

10 ай бұрын

The girl bosses needing to save a man who was too weak to resist the dark side is absolutely going to happen.

@MWBalls

10 ай бұрын

Also, dark jedi girl is definitely going to kill her master at the urging of the night sister witch.

@bethanyh1637

10 ай бұрын

They all hook up with a new character named Daloni.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

@@MWBallsEzra literally saved all of them and the entire planet.

@davidmarrero9608

10 ай бұрын

He's probably gonna be that masked villain and then Ahsoka and Sabin will try to redeem him only for him to make the ultimate sacrifice to stop the big bad by killing himself and then they mourn his death but Ahsoka finally trusts Sabin as her apprentice and they live happy but hopeful for rescuing the Galaxy until typical big reveal that they need to help another hero in the star wars universe like Mando or Luke or some shit. Which will leave it end on a cliff hanger ending setting up a season 2 if it gets renewed.

When she breaks the fourth wall, she's probably looking off to Ewan and wondering why he got her this job.

What's bugging me most is how much the show wastes time. Characters moving more slowly than anyone would. Looking around, walking around.... meandering around. They really figured out how to fill up screen time with as little happening as possible.

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

What...

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

....do...

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

...you...

@buckatoms

10 ай бұрын

...mean?

@just_addd_water_to_your_ramen

8 ай бұрын

I...

Sabine surviving a light sabre to the torso is about as believable as the end of every episode of an original Flash Gordon episode where he escapes his rocket smashing into the ground at the last minute due to "clever editing".

This show is becoming dangerously similar to Star Trek Discovery.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

Kinda like Obi-Wan was Picard. Sad old man on moping in self pity.

I don't know if it's just me and a bias I cannot rid myself of - I'm not watching the show - but when I see video clips of it, does the acting seem flat to anyone else? It reminds me of how soap opera actors talk, and that's not a compliment. Thanks for the video! I love your reviews of things I don't watch! 🙏🤩🤣

@JimmyFoxhound

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I saw some clip of that green general chick flying her ship and the scene was dreadful. The acting was SO bad, I don't understand it. Cheap sitcoms from the 80s had actors acting better than this.

@adminreader

10 ай бұрын

It's like they thought they were only voice actors without knowing they're being filmed

@testdep

10 ай бұрын

@@JimmyFoxhound actually general green chick is one of the best actors in this show, others somehow are even worse.. the acting in this show is soo weird and emotionless, I fell asleep watching ep2. I just closed my eyes every time during the dialogue scenes because there was ZERO acting or emotion the on the screen, like everyone are just reading the text. I did NOT expect the cartoon director (Filoni) do film such a flat, unemotional scenes with real actors, idk.. it's just weird.

@NefariousKoel

10 ай бұрын

The flat acting is almost assuredly a Director's failure in directing the cast.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

I’m someone who does like the show and yeah the acting is pretty flat

Filoni is the kind’ve guy who watches the original Star Wars… and is then inspired by paint-by-numbers.

I don't know anything about Thrawn, but the people I know who do know about Thrawn tell me Disney will duck him harder than Luke Skywalker.

@kimrasmussen7188

10 ай бұрын

hes alien , and has a blue skin color. perhaps that is enough to buy him some safety.

@ComradeCommissarYuri

10 ай бұрын

@@kimrasmussen7188ok I’m going to say it.. from every trailer or image I’ve seen of Thrawn from this show.. Why does the character look like a woman?

@kimrasmussen7188

10 ай бұрын

@@ComradeCommissarYuri because its stunning and brave to have a uterus. it is one of the greatest accomplishments in human history to be born as a female. you also have to remember all of the disabled dogs around the world. do you really want them to suffer MORE?

I knew Ahsoka wouldn't be as good people wanted it to be.

@NL-X

10 ай бұрын

it was pretty obvious tbh

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

Still good 😊

@tommysalas3524

10 ай бұрын

She is like the female anakin. Except everything works out for her & she has 0 scars Mhmmm sounds like a mary sue

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

@@tommysalas3524 seems like you don’t know a thing about her if you thing everything works out for her.

@tommysalas3524

10 ай бұрын

@oXRaptorzXo i mean didnt it? She went through some stuff but nothing directly effected her. Getting captured, hunted, loosing people you love happens to literally everybody🤣

Keep in mind that in this universe around this time has Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, and Lando Calrissian, some of the most important people IN THE GALAXY, and they’re not mentioned. That’s like doing a period piece set in colonial America after the Revolutionary War and no one talks about George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton, or Benjamin Franklin. That shouldn’t be.

@BMD-nn8wc

10 ай бұрын

True. But if they do.. It will either be pejorative or just pointless name dropping for "the fans".. Better they leave them out of this nonsense.

@SirBlackReeds

10 ай бұрын

Or Martha Washington.

@lingricen8077

10 ай бұрын

shutup yank

@zaab-yaoh9302

10 ай бұрын

Who says they won't be? We saw Luke in Boba Fett AND Mando, just saying. It's Dave Filoni, we'll see or hear about them I'm sure.

@fishjones4618

10 ай бұрын

@@zaab-yaoh9302 They’ve already telegraphed their move of sending the plot into a whole different galaxy. Not world, not star system. Galaxy Which means new worlds, new humanoid species, new tech, and no Republic/Empire politics. This is the same thing Kurtzman Trek did by sending the Discovery 800 years into the future of its original setting. It’s a way to shut down the fans’ concerns about canon, continuity, and the whereabouts of legacy characters.

In my opinion in that show with baby Princess Laya the most talked about criticism of the show was one character getting light sabered right through them and surviving and this is presented again in a new show Ahsoka in the first episode is lunacy! It is absolute incompetence! It is absolutely saying the rest of Ahsoka is going to be a total crap show! Ahsoka has declared it will rip off any scene from any show even if it is the worst parts of the show! Ha-ha! Can star gate still sue Ahsoka for that eye thing?!

I watched the entire Star Wars rebels and there was no indication in any episode that Sabine Wren was force sensitive or is it Girl Power now instead of the force

@maulressurected4405

10 ай бұрын

Exactly all she had was some lightsaber training and training with the darksaber.

9:15 one of the things I hate about the idea of Droid operation is that stuff that works like humans have to be placed in droids the same way. Like the memory in the head of a Droid... Why does ti need to be there? There is a smaller space there instead of, say, the chest.

@mryellow6918

10 ай бұрын

well usually the easiest place to shoot something is in the chest so you probs dont want memory there. most of the power supply will also be in the chest so you dont want that discharging and wiping the memory if you can recover the droid.

@dalemanolas5994

10 ай бұрын

@@bunkfrunkschlunkdunkgunkmo8109 Star Wars droids never seem to get shot in the ass so it'd make sense to put the brain there.....just like the writers.

@BangingMash

10 ай бұрын

“Dont ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product.”

@MediumRareOpinions

10 ай бұрын

The torso would also be the most effective part to protect something like that with armor. It's cheaper and more effective to put armor around a cluster of important components than it is to distribute an armor scheme across the droids body.

@nateschultz8973

10 ай бұрын

It was established in the original series that the protocol series stored their processing in their head. If you want to be realistic, why would not use a redundant processor in multiple locations and use a high speed voting comparison to handle execution? This would make hacking a right pain and also render the control center tricky to disable.

19:40 On a side note, Beast Wars handled quite a lot of themes, topics and character development that would never be touched in most shows today let alone a "childrens show meant to sell toys." The animation may be dated but its easily one of the best written western animated shows from the past 30 years.

@frankbelmont1565

10 ай бұрын

Beast wars is an underrated gem with some deep writing but sadly it was received poorly.

The medical droid was memberberries, it was the same type that was in Empire Strikes Back when Luke got out of the bacta tank and when his hand was replaced.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

That’s…just a medical droid. That’s what they look like. It’s not memberberries 😂

@davidmarrero9608

10 ай бұрын

Not even memerberries since that's how all medical droids in star wars universe look like they always looked creepy

“Do you have a burning sensation when you pee? You’re probably a Jedi.” - made me LOL. 😂🎉

I'm pretty convinced now this is an experiment to see just how bad Lucasfilm can make things and still get people defending them.

@adamwillis908

10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty convinced that Lucasfilm could release the original trilogy all over again and people would still find something to bitch about

@TK-04

10 ай бұрын

Star Wars Fans habe no idea anymore what good entertainment is. The shuts complain about everything for the sake of it and have no idea about quality. The two episodes so far were good don’t know why you should view it otherwise

@RogueSith501

10 ай бұрын

​@@TK-04pretty full of yourself aint ya

@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623

10 ай бұрын

@@adamwillis908 Kinda a weird argument. Without those movies released in the 70's and 80's there would be no Lucasfilm to begin with. Suppose the company did exist, release as they were? I reckon it would look too primitive for most people, especially Millennials and Zoomers. Released while updated for a 'Modern Audience'? Yeah, that is exactly what Disney would LOVE to do right now.

@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623

10 ай бұрын

@@TK-04 We know exactly what good entertainment is. That was the whole point of the Fandom Menace. It wasn't a conservative movement against radical leftist propaganda, it was a consumer movement against bad film. FM: This ain't good. Disney + Disney simps: You are racists, sexists and transphobes! How dare you! Just because this is acceptable to Filoni fanbois does not make it good.

They hired David Tennant in a voice role for this series and you can't even recognize his voice. Why?

@2nd_Directorate

10 ай бұрын

Name dropping. Even his deliveries wouldn´t get noticed after the modulation. It´s just name dropping.

@monkfan72

10 ай бұрын

​@@2nd_DirectorateYes. Pretty sad.

I'm curious if the blonde Sith is inspired (Stolen) by SWTOR's Lana Beniko. That was a point in time when SWTOR was really starting to go down-hill and yet Lana is still a stellar character compared to whoever this plank is supposed to be. Addendum: That droid is from SWTOR as well, the facial points are a bit more exaggerated but it is clearly stolen from SWTOR. Also, that star map is stolen from the first KOTOR game. Disney, STOP STEALING SHIT!!!

@goodputin4324

10 ай бұрын

Her name is Shin Hati ❤

@Volthoom

10 ай бұрын

The look is remarkably similar, yeah. But if they took the look, they might've aswell taken character traits aswell, the most interesting thing about Lana was that she was one of the few Sith in history who actually controlled the dark side, instead of allowing it control her.

@johannesseyfried7933

10 ай бұрын

Where did they even *get* a HK Droid? Those things were already incredibly old by the time of SWTOR. And this series plays thousands of years in the future.

@thekingofsorrianthum2635

10 ай бұрын

@@Volthoom Yup, that's why she was such a kind if practical and relatable character. That's why you could have a lightside character have a romance with her and it wasn't disturbing. Lana was truly a lovely character.

@thekingofsorrianthum2635

10 ай бұрын

@@johannesseyfried7933 I already commented something like that on another video reviewing Ahsoka so I kind of thought it was redundant for me to mention it again. But yes, good point. As much as I'd imagine having a droid like HK-47 would still be a useful droid to have around, four-thousand years is a long time for the designs and models to be destroyed and therefore lost. It's just like when Disney nabbed the Hammer-Head Frigate from KOTOR for Rogue 1. "Oooh, look! You remember that, right? We see you Star Wars deep-lore fans." Nevermind the fact that their inclusion makes absolutely no sense.

SAS cat squad actually sounds like an entertaining show.

Oh my gosh disparu me and my family tried to watch asoka (just to make fun of it) and something we noticed it that literally every time one character spoke it was on a three beat thing so you had to count to three before they spoke again!!! I'm not exaggerating we all literally counted on our fingers and ninth percent of the time it matched with three beats it was soooo annoying!! It would make sense to have very certain characters occasionally on a three beat speech pattern (for instance the character is established as severely depressed, insomniac, sleep deprived etc) but for ALL of them ALL the time?!?! It's so hard to listen too! I can't wait to watch this video but I just had to let you know because it's Sooo stupid! But either way I can't wait to watch this video because your reviews are always hilarious! :3

@redsparrow1284

10 ай бұрын

Nerdrotic said the same thing lol

@kaylieghskorner9650

10 ай бұрын

@@redsparrow1284 I bet! Watch just a few sentences of it and you will see, just count on your fingers ‘one two three!’ because I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't directly see it

Sabine: "Lightsabers hurt!" ReEeEeEVaAaA: "First time?"

On the subject of that double bladed lightsaber reveal, I think it's the pose he's striking when the second blade comes out that makes it so dorky. I compare that to Darth Maul's legendary reveal of his double bladed lightsaber, and I think the pose makes all the difference.

@coyoteone6197

10 ай бұрын

You're exactly right. Maul deployed his while sinking into a fighting stance. This dude just dribbles it out while standing there awkwardly. It almost looks like he did it by accident 😂

@d4arken3ds0ul

10 ай бұрын

Its not exactly a “reveal” tho lol Thats an inquisitor weapon Anyone whose seen the disney inquisitors knows they pretty much ALL posess a double bladed saber Which is odd And in old lore Being eu mostly That type of saber required a bit more skill to use And most needed two crystals Spending credits on two red crystals, the gyro to make it spin, the metal, etc for EACH inquisitor Seems kinda wasteful lol

The irony is that even if this show proves to be alright, the problem is it will be followed immediately after by "Skelaton Crew", a Star Wars show that has generated zero buzz or interest, and then we get the catastrophic brand killer that is "The Acolyte", which will ensure that it sets fire to whatever last remaining vestiges of good will that Star Wars fans have left.

@V1489Cygni

10 ай бұрын

I'm amazed there's any fans left after Disney, very early on, gave them a middle finger and told them to "let the past die". Some people didn't listen to Yoda, or Lucas, and trained themselves to let go of everything they feared to lose.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

Star Wars was on life support with The Force Awakens and outright died with The Last Jedi and everything afterwards has been trash or meh.

@ComradeCommissarYuri

10 ай бұрын

If you haven’t noticed.. most of the people that were fans of Star Wars pre Disney just want it to fail noW Our goodwill evaporated years ago

@zaab-yaoh9302

10 ай бұрын

Who cares. Just enjoy something good while we have it

@ComradeCommissarYuri

10 ай бұрын

@@zaab-yaoh9302 it’s not goo d though

The cat critters are native to the planet. One became attached to Ezra (IIRC) in Rebels apparently Sabine adopted it or more likely as cat-like as it is deemed Sabine as best available filler of the food bowl.

I cannot believe he actually yelled, “for the Empire!”… and was Ahsoka holding on to her lightsabers the whole time. It just feels so amateur- like middle school play amateur. 😢

That 4th wall break, while very odd and probably unintentional, was better done than all of She-Hulk's 4th wall breaks, which were intentional.

I love how you keep bringing that She-Hulk clip of her walking into the glass door!! 🤣😂🤣

@cwam1701e

10 ай бұрын

I once worked in a video hire shop and watched a guy stride confidently across the street and straight into our glass door - didn't even slow down - must have thought the door was open or something. He almost knocked himself down! He came into the shop and went round the corner to the children's video section because it couldn't be seen by the staff, but it didn't matter because the staff were all in the back room killing ourselves trying not to laugh out loud...

@melissag.664

10 ай бұрын

@@cwam1701e I could see that so clearly in my mind! 🤣😂🤣

It's gotten to the point of apathy. I could not care less about ahsoka, or mandalorian or anything Disney related. I'm just gonna watch older series, movies or anime at this point.

@michaelwills1926

10 ай бұрын

Same 🎯

@thegreatTBA

10 ай бұрын

Andor

@ZenMonkeyGod

10 ай бұрын

​@@thegreatTBAShh! Didn't you hear? He doesn't care anymore! That's why he came to a recently posted SW review to make sure we all know how much he doesn't care!

@thegreatTBA

10 ай бұрын

@@ZenMonkeyGod Andor

@ZenMonkeyGod

10 ай бұрын

@@thegreatTBA Yes? Is there a point you're trying to make, typing that over and over and over? Or are you having a stroke?

42:51 - Best pause screen face.... It summarizes how I feel about this whole series in one look.

"She's not the one that needs to hear it right now." What Sabine really needs to hear is the sound of a blaster going off. One that's pointed at her face.

I came for the ‘based economy’ I stayed for Jasper carrot yelling ‘golden balls’

AsWoka: Gal Boss

@SpammytheHedgehog

10 ай бұрын

Great one.

I love how we have come so far through out despair with Disney Star Wars.. That we’re actively just routing for its demise

Me seeing Disparu compare whatever the set designers in Ahsoka made to Stonehenge. "He’s Out Of Line But He’s Right". I'm getting great content from Ahsoka keep up the great work Disney.

They could atleast make her be in a coma for an episode or two (after geting stabed) to create more tension. To show that the plot is serious and injuries like this are not treated like papercuts.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

Nothing ruins immersion and storytelling like meaningless or a lack of consequences. If people can just survive lightsaber stabs to the gut, lightsabers are not deadly at all and just a plot device that only kills certain people.

@Kejmur

10 ай бұрын

In the case of older stab wound kills (like ith Qui-Gon), it's clearly the case of lightsaber allergies in the past. It couldn't be stab wounds. @@chazzitz-wh4ly

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

But that wouldn't be very girlboss or "slay queen 💅" of her. Wouldn't want to alienate their target audience...

Maul's revival is a bit bs aswell, but at least it was a good opportunity to expand on a character with a lot of potential that was crossed way too fast. His own arc even adds a lot to Obi Wan's imo. Also he was a dark side user, so it makes more sense that he could find the power to survive. And he spent the next 15 years in a crazed state, so that still beats casually waking up in the hospital with a mild abdominal pain the very next day I guess.

@sawdust8691

10 ай бұрын

Ya. Honestly I'm all in board with Mauls return, mostly because they did it well. We got to see a cool character return that went on to have good arcs and story, as well as adding to others. Also the addition of Mauls background which led to Dathomir and the Night Sisters. All in all I am very happy with Clone Wars bringing him back. What was cheap at first ultimately redeemed itself and more.

@groundhero10casual

10 ай бұрын

No, let our heroes and villains stay dead…they have earned their rest and not this terrible fate of endless service

@nips2good4u80

10 ай бұрын

That was a fan film thing, Maul won't return.

@raafeyplayz7015

10 ай бұрын

exactly@@sawdust8691

@raafeyplayz7015

10 ай бұрын

true but they should have had maul stay dead after his last encounter with kenobi@@groundhero10casual

The World Between Worlds, that Rebels plot point really did rob all of Star Wars of all tension "Oh this person just died. Let's go back through space-time and save them." That's literally what they did with Kanan in Rebels, If I remember correctly that was the entire point of that episode(where they introduced the World Between Worlds)

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

I thought they destroyed that location at the end of the episode. Dave even said he didn’t want it to be a recurring trope in Star Wars.

@raafeyplayz7015

10 ай бұрын

then he shouldnt have created it lmao@@oXRaptorzXo

all these ppl surviving getting stabbed by a light saber, makes Qui-Gon's death more and more of a joke.

Haven't seen the show but saw the trailers only seemed to show men where they were obviously the bad guy. Was hoping it wouldn't be another female empowerment campaign and be a interesting telling of Ahsoka's story like the animated series. At least we get these comedic reviews 😂

@chazzitz-wh4ly

10 ай бұрын

They ruined Ahsoka.

@oXRaptorzXo

10 ай бұрын

It’s not a female empowerment campaign it’s just a natural continuation of the story. And also the whole plot revolves around the biggest hero the planet ever known, a man Ezra Bridger.

@zaab-yaoh9302

10 ай бұрын

You must be 12 or something. Literally the main protagonist outside of Thrawn is a woman. Also Ezra, a man, is Sabine's main focus for returning to her training so she can re-unite with him

@DrakeOola

10 ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4lyMy all time favorite starwars character and they turned her into a goddamn bland cardboard cutout with no personality completely indistinguishable from any of the other characters...

the medical droid literally has a super common studio microphone for a mouth/face. that’s the kind of stuff you see in indie films. like a motherboard from a pc stuck to a wall as some future tech, or painted brooms for spears.

@boobah5643

10 ай бұрын

It's the same model of medical droid we saw back in _The Empire Strikes Back._

Sabine wouldn't know anything about her backup data or whatever being destroyed by the droid. The script knew tho so it's fine...

Darth Maul was saved by the fans. He was supposed to be dead after the fight with Obi-Wan, but his fanbase was why he returned for the Clone Wars. And it was actually some good scenes between him and Obi-Wan.... ah, those were the days. Back when Star Wars had fans.

@pedrino321

10 ай бұрын

SW always had fans, it’s just a matter of recognizing them that seems to be the issue now lol

There is no way they can come back from this. If this is the best they can do… writing!!!! OMG no one knows how to write a story anymore

@sdmayday

10 ай бұрын

It's not about writing. It's about going through checklists now! Put an adorably weird creature into the movie, so we can sell it as merch? Check! Some guy spinning his light saber, so people have a way of realising that this is supposed to be Star Wars? Check! Chick with multi-colored hair? Check! Did we put in enough dramatic music here and there? Check!

@NefariousKoel

10 ай бұрын

@@sdmayday - Assembly Line Film-making. The Dysneytopia way.

Im Glad ashoka came out, disparu is actually funny to watch No ashoka no disparu review

A Jedi should not train a padawan if (Ai ANSWERS): Not ready for responsibility of young learner. +sense a strong attachment +doubts about commitment to jedi +clouded judgement+ other jedi master approval +if they are involved in a current dangerous or secretive mission...... AI can do better than humans at this point....Disney humans!

@2nd_Directorate

10 ай бұрын

Proof that Disney is not utilizing AI in script writing. Take that SAG-AFTRA!

Im confused, i thought ezra and canan clearly said sabine wasnt force sensitive, and she was only trianed with the dark saber because of its meaning in mandalore culture?

I’m still waiting for Pinhead to come out of the puzzle ball, or at least some chains and meat hooks.

Security clearance doesnt mean acces to any and all information. Its still on a need to know basis. If you have the clearance but dont need to know, you dont get to know. I worked as a naval comunicator and had top secret clearance, as did everyone in my office. When a secret message came in it didnt get passed around in office gossip, the guy who saw it come in would distribute it to the appropriate people and then its filed appropriately.

@deez3913

10 ай бұрын

Yes but Disney writers don't know this

@boobah5643

10 ай бұрын

What? You don't think generals who wander the galaxy in their 'light freighter' would be 'need to know' on every naval construction project?

@jonsimpson6240

10 ай бұрын

@@deez3913 that is extremely apparent... You really got a sense in the originals that a lot of people in production had experience with military. Either direct, or second hand. The prequels work somewhat because the characters aren't experienced with war and military organizations, and when they become experienced it's with clones where there isn't a real parallel to real life.

How the heck does anything stay in that droid's cabinets when they're doing dog-fighting maneuvers and flips in space?

I love how he says it's classified then she goes I'm a general. You can tell they don't realize how classification system works. Just cuz you're a general doesn't mean you have clearance for everything