Ahsoka review of Season 1 Episode 5 with Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Anakin for a young clone wars Ahsoka. While his talents are undeniable, it simply highlights how bad adult Ahsoka is, and makes it more laughable when she beats him in the fight. The rest of the story, is largely waffle or talking about giant space whales. Giant space whales, something everyone tunes into Star Wars for. But this is Disney Star Wars, and so the cinema Ahsoka special turned out to be, a slightly improved version of what we had all season. Albeit with some nice effects in places. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

@johnnycrown5097

9 ай бұрын

8:04 this is someone who trained for weeks for every fight during Lucas' time and had every movement meticulously choreographed first by using 3D renditions for weeks vs someone who relies on the kindness of the stunt men and a day of swinging a stick around... You'll see the difference between old Hollywood and new Hollywood... To the idiots who say the prequels fights were bad, you guys are just coping... You aren't smart enough to point out why the prequels was bad because you only found it boring but that's very subjective so you guys are just looking creating fake reasons from thin air... The prequels fights were the best of the franchise, stop deceiving yourselves... The prequels is bad, not as bad as prequel fans are making it out to be not even close, definitely not even close to be being as had as the sequels and if it was released in this modern era of Hollywood flops, it would have been one of the best movies because half of the very good movies would be average at best in classic Hollywood time period... But just because you don't like something, that doesn't mean you can't give credit where it's due otherwise you're just being bitter...

@kenrides

9 ай бұрын

Thank you for your sacrifice.

@johnnycrown5097

9 ай бұрын

15:27 it's like a swordmaster playing around with his kid daughter and doesn't want to hurt or be rough on hersnd wants to make her win to increase her self esteem...

@booshmcfadden7638

9 ай бұрын

Looks like it has gotten progressively worse.

@Quicksymphony

9 ай бұрын

Again. Whale. Fantasia 2000. 😂

Anakin vs Ahsoka shows the difference between someone who was TRAINED in sword choreography and practiced fast action lightsaber duels countless times before actually filming, and someone who gets bored after the third take and didn't even bother to call in a stunt double.

@YoJimBoHugabaJoe

9 ай бұрын

whats even crazier is just how easy it would be to just deepfake her face onto a stunt double so that the fight would at least look decent from both performers

@Taffer-bx7uc

9 ай бұрын

Beat me to it

@Pit_Lord

9 ай бұрын

Hayden did the best he could, but in general, the choreography in this series is awful. Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin. It’s only good if you don’t know how dumb it is

@nicholasbrown668

9 ай бұрын

​@@Pit_Lordmost of Anakins attacks aren't spins, a lot of them are in arcs or quick rapid strikes and then his signature guard break

@nont18411

9 ай бұрын

You could tell that Anakin held back A LOT

“We start by waving a camera over some broccoli” strong start 😭🤣

@josephbassey1501

9 ай бұрын

I'm still not eating the broccoli mom

@erichtomanek4739

9 ай бұрын

That broccoli identifies as a forest.

@AtomicN64

9 ай бұрын

I hate brocoli and still watch that over this crap

@johannesseyfried7933

9 ай бұрын

What's Izuku Midoriya doing in Star Wars?

@ShaneDouglas713

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine how this must feel for Hayden. He was scorned by the masses to the point of irrelevancy for being too whiny a character, and now he's watching lesser performances out of actors maintaining relevancy despite poor performances. Must feel hopelessly crushing.

Anakin's footwork is the element that everyone is noticing in his form. He's always balanced and looks powerful, because he actually would be fighting like this. Its not a show. Hes actually learned how to duel. All those hours of practice paid off. Imagine if these current actors tried as hard today.

@rh906

9 ай бұрын

They'd be whining about how they don't make a "living wage".

@Film_Sushi

9 ай бұрын

Current actors are entitled bitches, lol.

@eliasar5051

9 ай бұрын

Don´t forget, the current actors think they deserve to be paid for every time it is on stream online for standing in a dress. XD No time to actually put up some effort.

@MichaSennin

9 ай бұрын

Hayden looks so much better fighting than any other Actor in Star Wars. Like you all mentioned before but it really did pay off for him in the long run. You can literally see it how natural he moves the lightsaber. Unmatched in every way.

@nicholastotoro7721

9 ай бұрын

Keanu is the only one who seems to still put in that kind of effort... and he's almost a hexagenerian.

You can tell Hayden actually had professional sword fighting training.

@jamespfp

9 ай бұрын

Trained by the dude who played Darth Maul, most likely, as were many of the leads for the prequels.

@brocksamson7164

9 ай бұрын

Hayden completely outclassed Rosario....

@co8music28

9 ай бұрын

@@jamespfpI think it was more Nick Gillard than anyone. Man is an absolute legend

@rangerstedfast

9 ай бұрын

Good old Bob Anderson. Trained Aragorn, Zorro, and Jack Sparrow. He will be missed

@user-pm7pw1tl3t

9 ай бұрын

20 years since we saw actual lightsaber skills

Remember they casted a professional stunt man to play Darth Maul just because of his ability with martial arts. They trained forever to get Hayden and Ewan to the point shown in the movies. So either you hire people that are already used to physical stun choreography or you train them up to be. If you want the make the fight scenes look good that is.

@DEATH-THE-GOAT

9 ай бұрын

Nah, too obvious of a solution and it would also look too good and we can't have it like that

No kidding Hayden is better with a lightsaber than literally anyone in Disney Star Wars. He and Ewen trained for the Mustafar fight in Episode 3 for something like _six months._ That's the sort of thing actors used to do when they wanted to portray characters of skill: actually get skilled.

@DEATH-THE-GOAT

9 ай бұрын

That's what's wrong with Disney star wars, it lacks dedication

@DJinKERRY831

9 ай бұрын

bruh it lacks everything, mostly it lacks STAR WARS

@eero9033

9 ай бұрын

u think they are gonna spend 6 months to train fighting you lack understanding of film industry @@DEATH-THE-GOAT

@DEATH-THE-GOAT

9 ай бұрын

@@eero9033 "the machinist"

@DEATH-THE-GOAT

9 ай бұрын

@@eero9033 I didn't say that, are you retarded!

It's ridiculous that YOUNG Ahsoka has better Lightsaber Skills than adult Ahsoka. The actress did a FABULOUS job Hayden Christensen's Lightsaber Skills remain off the chart and his acting of both Light Anakin and Dark Anakin was spot on. It's a JOY to see that the Saber Training Hayden learned from Nick Gillard are still with him. In fact, Gillard should be the only Saber Trainer & Choreographer on all future Star Wars Projects.

She managed to answer a 50/50 question correctly, on the second try.

@jimjam51075

9 ай бұрын

And it only took five episodes out of eight to get to that.

@marcogenovesi8570

9 ай бұрын

stunning and brave

@grumpyfella

9 ай бұрын

Empowerment

@haroldb1856

9 ай бұрын

We need more women in decision making roles.

@salguodrolyat2594

8 ай бұрын

Damn most females can't manage that in a lifetime.🤣🤣

I really hate all of the stereotypes Disney keeps reinforcing: -Women can’t fight -Women are bad leaders -Women are bad writers -Women are self absorbed -Women can only be strong if the men around them are weakened. It’s exhausting. I don’t know if these writers are doing it on purpose. It’s possible they’re just bad writers, or even they are not actually writers and were hired for their “values”. At this point they don’t deserve to be a multibillion dollar entertainment company. They haven’t entertained anyone in a long time.

@TheImapotato

9 ай бұрын

Right? I get called misogynist for pointing this out and I have to SMH and say "I am on WOMEN's SIDE on this!"

@questworldiangreenknight7455

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, I miss good shows that had actually good and developed writing like Star Wars The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels. They really should have just done a fifth season of the show instead of this very out of character live action show.

I feel like not bothering to train actors for their rolls is an issue with productions these days. It really hurts the realism that we are suppose to believe that she is good at fighting. It really looked like he was really holding back to make her seem better.

@TheSuperappelflap

9 ай бұрын

"just fix it in post"

@stevecade857

9 ай бұрын

They could just use AI to do the fight scene in their image. Maybe get AI to write the story as well. Could save a lot of wasted money.

@mynameiswritinwater

9 ай бұрын

shame being - with all that extreme Makeup Ahsoka requires, they could easily have had her replaced with a competent stuntdouble, and in an emergency CGIed her face onto it. worked for Dooku, should do now... I mean this is not as if this show is not bleeding money on all those other bad CGI effects (but had no money to even get proper green contacts for Hera.... )

I'm not at all surprised that Hayden actually looks very competent at lightsaber duels. You can tell he really pours himself into this role, but absolutely every step in production is working against him. I can almost imagine them filming this, and he just naturally is so good at the choreography that he has to consciously slow himself down. I feel sorry for the guy not being able to get a decent script as Anakin.

@Jereciah137

9 ай бұрын

He wasn't trying to beat her, he was teaching her, and he was holding back.

@daniell1483

9 ай бұрын

@@Jereciah137 You and I know that, but I seriously doubt the show itself does. It tries to portray them as equally skilled opponents, yes? But there is no parity at all, Hayden/Anakin just absolutely dominates. But that's not what the show would have you believe, and that is the problem.

@Jereciah137

9 ай бұрын

Perhaps

@brachiator1

9 ай бұрын

​@@daniell1483I didn't get that they were supposed to be equally skilled. He defeated her in the animated series. That he is still a better fighter is consistent with his earlier portrayal.

@rylace

9 ай бұрын

@@daniell1483 You're actually delusional lmao

Anakins duel with Ahsoka reminds me of the duels in the prequel Trilogy. Fast, strong, precise. Not like two toddlers waving sticks at each other. Shows just how talented Hayden actually is. He completely stole the episode.

@datho1488

9 ай бұрын

Duels in original trilogy strong? fast? were you by chance on meth

@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55

9 ай бұрын

The duel was trash

@onesith4528

9 ай бұрын

@@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 it was good until like he says they nerfed Anakin.

@random.3665

9 ай бұрын

@@datho1488 Pretty sure the OP meant the prequel trilogy, and simply misswrote^^

@randomfools808

9 ай бұрын

​@@datho1488Luke vs Vader in ESB is still one of the best in Star Wars.

George Lucas Star Wars: Actors train for months with stunt fighters and each other in order to create fluid, fast-paced battles that are visually amazing, technically brilliant and engaging. Disney Star Wars: "Eh, just swing your lightsaber around. Who gives a sh**?"

@chriswhite2151

9 ай бұрын

"Doesn't matter, the fans will watch Star Wars paint dry"

Girl boss: "Do you know who I am?" Logical person: "They refuse to identify themselves, open fire."

@chasehedges6775

9 ай бұрын

👍👍💯💯💯

Hayden's fight was almost painful to watch...not that he did anything wrong, but he was too good compared to an opponent who seemed bored and couldn't be bothered. It's like watching someone play pretend where 1 is really into it while the other would rather be home watching TV.

Hayden was actually very skilled when he and Ewan practiced for ROTS. Totally looks like he dialed it down here lol

@theequalizer9154

9 ай бұрын

He dialed it down for Rosario Dawson's stunt skills, if you wish to call them skills.

@ninjanibba4259

9 ай бұрын

​@@theequalizer9154thing is, she can fight well enough, for some reason everything was to slow down to a snail's pace

@theequalizer9154

9 ай бұрын

@@ninjanibba4259 Stunt doubles would have gone a long way in this, as well as proper editing. Had it been done correctly, the lightsaber fight scenes would have been far more exciting.

@ninjanibba4259

9 ай бұрын

@@theequalizer9154 yes to stunt doubles, but if Ewan and Haden had to train, so should she....oh wait, she's a woman, that's too much of a tall order these days

@matthewklassen7457

9 ай бұрын

you speak of the difference between George Lucas writing a duel scene compared to Dave Floponi's hack and slash writing ability.

My favorite part of this episode is when General told her son "GO! GET TO THE CHOPPER!!"

@user-xc9nd8kz9j

9 ай бұрын

lol brooklyn 99

@shinian6523

9 ай бұрын

I'm wondering why her son looks like a human. Maybe I'm missing something :D

@bandgeekforlife406

9 ай бұрын

@@shinian6523 His dad was human. I still think the kid should look more mixed than just having slightly greenish hair, though.

@shinian6523

9 ай бұрын

@@bandgeekforlife406 Well, if she actually is the mom, he should be growing Lekku I'd think, as well :D Assuming a human could successfully mate with a twilek, but lets assume in Disney Star wars thats possible. I guess. I didn't watch the Clone Wars or Rebels so not really familiar with these characters, but I remember from these reviews that his father is a human jedi.

@luniz4209

9 ай бұрын

@@shinian6523 they ran out of budget before they got to his tentacles

I hate how new Star Wars forgets Vader Redeemed himself by both saving and dying for his son and the galaxy.

Hayden is an absolute beast and I’m so glad he’s finally getting the appreciation he deserves. He saved that one episode of obi wan and he has certainly levelled up the Ashoka series with his presence.

The greatest humor comes from the fact that none of it mattered. Whether it was a dream, or not. Whether that was really Anakin, or not. The whole "chosen one" storyline did not matter because Palpatine won in the end and even took Skywalkers name for his own legacy.

@chasehedges6775

9 ай бұрын

Exactly. What’s the purpose if it all leads to the ST

@AudraT

9 ай бұрын

I think we can all just pretend the latest trilogy never happened. Just forget it.

@j4yfly

9 ай бұрын

The end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So far, from what I’ve heard the only good things about this episode are: 1. Hayden Christensen as Anakin. 2. The child actress playing Young Ashoka

@Dropsey818

9 ай бұрын

nah shit sucks, cant base good things on the dying fumes of other good things, things that dont like sand.

@chasehedges6775

9 ай бұрын

@@Dropsey818 Good point

@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55

9 ай бұрын

Disney holdovers love their nostalgia...

@justlivin2499

9 ай бұрын

The actress who played her is very talented, she was also young Gamora in infinity war

@joesmutz9287

9 ай бұрын

Perhaps it's better to say that they're the only ones trying to be good Thanks to how they abuse them, it doesn't work...but by golly Hayden and the girl... they're trying to make it work

The absolute BEST part was seeing Hayden Christensen again MASTERFULLY performing lightsaber duels, he is truly the MASTER. His passion, dedication to the part and character is exemplary.

7:55 The thing that annoys me the most about this scene is: She's looking away! Rule number one in not just swordfighting but fighting in generel: Never take your eyes off your opponent! This isn't even something you really need to learn when training in swordfighting, it's something you naturally do.

@theelder4797

9 ай бұрын

But she tried spinning...that's a good trick!

Do the writers of the series actually understand what a military General does?

@wtel9536

9 ай бұрын

Do they understand anything?

@ericsbuds

9 ай бұрын

@@wtel9536 read my mind

@ragael1024

9 ай бұрын

by this point i think, in their opinion, a general is just someone that says "I'm a general". a sort of V.I.P. card that lets you toy around in fancy places without actually ding anything to deserve being there. But Hera is a woman so she can be whatever she wants to be and if we think otherwise we're fking bigots.

@matthewklassen7457

9 ай бұрын

short answer: obviously not. long answer: Even Mindy kaling is a better writer than Dave Floponi.

@empoleon22

9 ай бұрын

That would require doing an ounce of research, but they didn't even do any on the series they're writing for. To actually look something up about a real topic is insanity in the Star Wars writing room.

Ashoka refusing to fight to save lives is shockingly out of character for her. She cared about the clones and learned the lessons about war and the death it required in the Clone Wars series. She only stopped fighting and lost faith when the Jedi council nearly convicted her for a crime she didn't commit. They didn't trust her and she lost trust in them. THAT is what it took to make her stop fighting

@kitalalaris

9 ай бұрын

These people didn't watch TCW or if they did they hated it and made it their mission to destroy everything it was.

@cristiancandru8610

9 ай бұрын

Can you please explain to me what Anakin fighting Ahsoka did to fix her mental issues? She has lots of guilt that he abandoned him, that she sent all those clones to die, that she might turn into him, that she is not good enough of a teacher to train anyone as a Jedi, etc. And after the fight she is cured of all of that, she's Ahsoka the White. How exactly did that fight help her fix herself, because I don't get it?

@aludrenknight1687

9 ай бұрын

Exactly! And she was very aggressive during the Clone Wars, like a young teenager might be. Agreed, it is very, quite shocking.

@deamongimli

9 ай бұрын

@@cristiancandru8610 Nothing. It was dumb.

@XiaoFury

9 ай бұрын

Spot on. Ahsoka was annoying at times, but she was loyal and understood the mission in Clone Wars. Here, she's an anti-war nag. Who has time for nags during a war??

Hayden Christenson is literally one of the best swordsmen in Hollywood. I GUARANTEE they told him to slow down on purpose cause he actually trains hard to be as good as he is, I'm not convinced anyone in this show picked up lightsabre before the cameras were even rolling.

@theandrogynousmisogynist

9 ай бұрын

Lightsabers don’t exist, so obviously lol.

@pedrojustice

9 ай бұрын

Not much of a milestone considering hollywood and the lack of fight coreography in almost all current movies

@TheImapotato

9 ай бұрын

I really wish the game Kingdom Come Deliverance got a series just so Hayden could play a key part in the story

@ryanblanch2764

9 ай бұрын

@@theandrogynousmisogynistI mean… True, but hacksmith is getting really close to a compact lightsaber. He already has a working protosaber. It’s basically just a plasma blade, but it’s definitely as close to the real thing as we can get.

This show is improved tremendously by watching it at 1.5 speed. The dialogue better paced, the action isn't as sluggish, and the episodes are over faster.

@mrjonsey

9 ай бұрын

Get a life

@ephgm

9 ай бұрын

Love those shadow replies... KZread is just the greatest platform, innit?

They will never know what you’ve sacrificed, Disparu

@daurydavis3983

9 ай бұрын

That loser didn't sacrifice crap

It is absolutely sad they had to restrict Haydens skills because Rosario Dawson is shit at lightsaber skills. Even after all this time he still is perfectly fluid in his movements. Just make this show a flashback of Anakin at his prime and maybe Disney will actually survive.

@TheSuperappelflap

9 ай бұрын

Cant have a white man as main character. Andor had to cast a latino (sorry, latinx hahaha) man to tell a decent story. Kenobi wasnt the main character in his own show. If they just made a series about Anakin or Luke doing star wars stuff theyd make billions of dollars but that would violate one of the core tenets of their ideology.

@brocksamson7164

9 ай бұрын

​@@TheSuperappelflapYeah, Disney wouldn't want to miss out on those ESG credit points now.

@staroceans8677

9 ай бұрын

😂❤ I agree Hayden deserves a show or series because Anakin or Darth had 20 years of service to the Empire and that's a series in itself.

@TheSuperappelflap

9 ай бұрын

@@brocksamson7164 it is absolutely sad

@theelder4797

9 ай бұрын

Or have an "Adventures of Luke" series with good writers and no ESG/DIE scores forced into it.

The reason Hayden's choreography looks so much better is his footwork, look carefully and you'll see he's in a fully stable position before swinging or blocking. He's ready for the next move, be it attack or defend while Rosario is always scrambling to get into position... She's literally one step behind.

Hera: “But don’t wander off too far.” Disparu: “Yeah, wouldn’t want to get murdered out of earshot. If you’re going to get eaten by some wolf creature, I at least want to be able to hear it.” 😂😂😂 Lol, both a fair point and why frankly you are one of the first reviewers I watch your reviews as soon as I get the notification! Great work as always!! Lol, seeing David Tennant decapitating Sabine would be peak viewing!!!

I love how they try to make Ahsoka anti war, But she more than anyone understood the importance of being willing to fight as well as sheathe her sword.

@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329

9 ай бұрын

I was just thinking that. She was not that way at all in the clone wars.

@willfanofmanyii3751

9 ай бұрын

@@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329 Because that was adult Ahsoka.

They could have made that clone wars scene incredible to show her hesitance to fight. If you saw her frozen, scared, and hesitating while people died all around her while she did nothing. It could have been a powerful moment when something finally breaks/clicks in where she hardens herself and then runs in. They could even contrast it with showing Anakin hyping himself up while hinting that he's using frustration and anger where Ashoka is trying to calm herself.

@a.r.mproductions5616

9 ай бұрын

She wasn’t like that in the beginning. She was ready to rush in with no plan and anakin had to be the on to scold her.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

9 ай бұрын

Well they showed how she fights 3 years later on Mandalore...

@UltimateTobi

9 ай бұрын

Firstly: as @a.r. mentioned, she was more than willing to rush into battle, moreso than Anakin. Secondly: she already learned the lessons of leading and failing in the earlier seasons of TCW. She's well aware that she has to act to save lives (which she definitely wants to in every situation in TCW) almost from the beginning. Those flashbacks made no sense.

The other day my cousin made a typo and wrote "Star Worse" instead of Star Wars, I loved that happy accident and decided to make use of that from now on to refer to this kind of Disney Wars. This isn't Star Wars anymore, it's Star Worse.

Hayden had to swing over her head to prevent hitting her in real life I think, because she didn't duck.

It took everything Obi Wan had to defeat Anakin in the prequils. Luke only defeated Vader by almost giving in to the dark side. But Ahsoka. Piece of cake, no problem at all. She's immune to Lightsabers.

@glovesofkosai5639

9 ай бұрын

The force is female.

@Eldanyveneboy

9 ай бұрын

It was cleared, if you saw the episode, that Anakin wasn’t trying to kill her, he was trying make her pull her head out of her own ash and have her keep on going not just on a broken and miserable autopilot. That why he keeps telling her, in order for you to live you have to want it and fight for it Edit: a lot of her “depression” and attitude towards life of because she feels responsable for what happened to Anakin and she is afraid of her own upbringing and just doesn’t want to deal with anything anymore.

@MMCUSN

9 ай бұрын

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@bring-out

9 ай бұрын

​@@Eldanyveneboy "she feels responsable for what happened to Anakin and she is afraid of her own upbringing" Is that your head canon? When did they show that? She has shown no signs of depression and being miserable. The set up for this "rebirth" of hers simply isn't there which makes it feel empty and unearned.

@ardendragoon

9 ай бұрын

​@@Eldanyveneboythis would have had more meaning if she hadn't fought him already. She should be dead. But it's all forgotten.

This show is an expensive LARP session. The pauses for thought (of making up lines on the spot), the stilted acting, the cheap fighting, the obvious cosplay costumes... This episode, someone brought their little sister, who being a kid is actually trying. And someone else brought in their professional uncle who actually knows what they're doing It's still terrible, but there are a couple cameos who are actually putting in effort

@Rar830

9 ай бұрын

😅

@axiss5840

9 ай бұрын

You know if I watch this like an unscripted performance it makes 10x as much sense

@evangingerson1271

9 ай бұрын

You the type of person to never get satisfied with anything

@axiss5840

9 ай бұрын

@@evangingerson1271 We were pretty satisfied with the old Star Wars movies.

@joesmutz9287

9 ай бұрын

@@evangingerson1271Counterpoint: I'm satisfied with Starfield

You know, Hayden really got a raw deal. It's been so long, yet you can see just how much unbelievable work he put in years ago.

It's unbelievable that all these actors on Disney SW won't train their sword fighting techniques, you can see the huge difference between Hayden and the rest!

It has now been established that anakin could’ve talked to his GRANDSON at any time to sway him from the dark side, saving countless lives, but chose not to

@StarWarsomania

9 ай бұрын

There was a theory early on that Snoke was blocking Anakin from speaking to Ben Solo/Kylo. Whenever I have to consider the sequel trilogy in anything resembling a serious way, I take this theory as fact (replacing “Snoke” with “Palpatine”). I also take it as read that Snoke was influencing Luke, and it was Luke’s sense of guilt and self-doubt over letting himself be influenced into nearly killing his nephew that drove him to hermitude. It doesn’t “fix” the sequels, but it at least makes them semi-palatable and restores the heroes of the actual trilogies to something vaguely resembling themselves.

@TheSuperappelflap

9 ай бұрын

@@StarWarsomania Making up stuff to fill plot holes doesnt make those dogshit movies any more palatable

@chazzitz-wh4ly

9 ай бұрын

And his son did what he did: tried to kill youngling.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

9 ай бұрын

For what I understand, Ahsoka managed to connect with him because she was on the verge of death, like Yoda with Qui-Gon in Clone Wars.

@marhawkman303

9 ай бұрын

@@StarWarsomania yeah, the sequel trilogy started out ok-ish, but went a weird dumb direction that made no sense at all.

You can see that Hayden actually slowed down significantly for her.

No sabine this ep, a win is a win. Also yeah, Hayden definitely looked to be slowing down for her to keep up and "win".

@daurydavis3983

9 ай бұрын

Misogynist

Apparently things are far worse at Disney than anyone realizes, if they can't afford choreographers for their fight scenes anymore.

@eero9033

9 ай бұрын

they do have them tho

@axiss5840

9 ай бұрын

​@@eero9033I find it impossible to believe you.

@petery6432

9 ай бұрын

Or are unable to put Dawson and others through the sword lessons that Christiansen and McGregor went through for the prequels

@MichaelVavor

9 ай бұрын

Been like that since TLJ, hell probably even The Force Awakens lol

@haroldb1856

9 ай бұрын

Choreographers are tools of the patriarchy.

The one Ahsoka review I was waiting for the most. Also, who would have figured that Hayden Christensen, who acted like a wooden plank and got outshone by almost everyone in the Prequels now outshines everyone in Disney Soy Wars.

@wienczysawwiaderko6204

9 ай бұрын

Outshone? What are you talking about? I love Revange of The Sith because of his performance

@ragael1024

9 ай бұрын

"I hate you!" yup, wooden plank indeed.

@johndodo2062

9 ай бұрын

​@@ragael1024that's one line chief.

@joesmutz9287

9 ай бұрын

He's the only one trying to act. The only one who looks like he cares one iota In the Prequels, he had other people to bounce off of, people who were doing better than he. But he was always trying. In this series...he's the only one With the exception of the girl. She was trying too.

@Katya_Lastochka

9 ай бұрын

Anakin was supposed to be wooden because he was taught to suppress his emotions. But he often slipped his insecurities and was very easy to read. In real life ppl act wooden to hide their pain. I didnt like whiny Anakin, but he was aa kid, and Hayden played him well. Rosario Dawson is definitely directed to act stoic and girl bossy, so its not her fault, but theres no reason for her character to be wooden. Shes not suppressing anything, at least not that we are told.

The symbolism/deliberate meaning of Ahsoka not just beating Anakin in a lightsaber duel...but DISARMING him of his own lightsaber...just 😵‍💫🙄! Why do they continue to do Hayden/Anakin dirty in these shows??!

@jimjam51075

9 ай бұрын

Because he's a dirty MAYUN!

@DaNinja60

9 ай бұрын

I like how he was basically disarmed in a way we couldn't see. 😂

@Novictus

9 ай бұрын

I mean. I went to watch the scene and its pretty clear that he is not really fighting her. This is training. If anything it shows that he would absolutely mop her in a real fight.

@TheLikenessOfNormal

9 ай бұрын

@@Novictus I didn't know it was possible for TV shows to have ludonarrative dissonance but my god. The ability of the actors is entirely contrary to what their characters are doing.

@jcraftgaming76

9 ай бұрын

@@TheLikenessOfNormalI just think you haven’t watched Star Wars.

She’s a general AND a single mom! Just amazing bravo… 🤮

Disney just creates huge steaming piles of dog faeces, sprinkles some nostalgia and ships it. Hoping the nostalgia distracts from the absolute turd mountain its attached too.

Kanan's force ghost should come back just to ask Hera why the fuq their 'love child' looks EXACTLY LIKE YOUNG EZRA! wtf Hera!...

I can't believe wheel of time is so bad that you've essentially dropped it for Ahsoka

@justlivin2499

9 ай бұрын

Honestly I’d rather see those reviews than these seeing as WOT is *SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE*

@Gainn

9 ай бұрын

I'd actually forgotten that was even going at the moment.

@tannhausergate7162

9 ай бұрын

@@justlivin2499 That's exactly why I am morbidly curious to see more of the WoT reviews.

@justlivin2499

9 ай бұрын

@@tannhausergate7162 my younger brother is a huge WOT book fan and from what he tells me they changed… oh boy… Disparu would get a kick out of it

@IstariAzul777

9 ай бұрын

I’ve been relying on disparu to transmute WoT 💩 into gold! I gave up on Star Wars and cancelled d+ but still subjecting myself to WoT tho prefer the disparu version immensely

What exactly happened during the Anakin “flashback” scenes? What did she learn? What changed? Nothing actually happened, it was just a bunch of rememberberries, “oh remember the Siege of Mandalore?!” “Remember Anakin!?”

@TheSuperappelflap

9 ай бұрын

ooooh i member

"She used a bubble of her own ego to shield herself from space." Aw! The Leia method.

I just want to point out a continuity error: in the first dream scene we see phase 1 clones, which means we're at the beginning of the war and Ahsoka is 14, but she was wearing the dress that she had when she was 16, at which time phase 2 clone armor was used. So even the best part of this episode isn't good unfortunately.

@DaNinja60

9 ай бұрын

Glad you know that because the majority of us don't and with no disrespect to your comment don't really care.

@0Defensor0

9 ай бұрын

@@DaNinja60 I think most people don't care about anything that happens in the show in general. What counts as "plot" so far, could have been condensed into a single episode. That is how much nothing happens. And when they try the obvious fan service route, they fail with that too. Also, I thought we're here to roast the series.

@discobroccoli198

9 ай бұрын

You wanted them to put an underage girl in a short skirt and tube top that shows her whole midriff?

@chazo1367

9 ай бұрын

Because they didn’t want to put the actress who was likely 14/15 at the time in a small tube top…

@DaNinja60

9 ай бұрын

@@0Defensor0 I guess the biggest problem is that the average person knows Star Wars itself more than the actual Clone Wars beyond it being mentioned and led up to in the movies. Even Ahsoka herself was just a cartoon character to those of us who simply heard about events of the clone wars in passing over the years.

I think I remember Kreia saying something like "some Jedi can hold their breath for days" the only problem is that happened in the extended universe of Knights of the old Republic , also also I think it took training to do it in the first place .

“I shall draw you Thrawn as poison is drawn from a wound!” Proceeds to rip off robe and reveal Ahsoka the White. Hera interrupts to remind the audience that she is indeed a general.

Chopper is actually a surprisingly competent fighter. He'd get his ass kicked by any of the enemies on that planet but he could probably protect the kid from wildlife. He basically has a built-in stun gun and he's a remorseless sociopath

@justlivin2499

9 ай бұрын

Mf advocated for war crimes in his first episode on the series lmao, I love that droid

@jessefearns1556

9 ай бұрын

The amount of lives ended by that droid rivals some of the greatest Sith lords in Star Wars history.

@nicholasbrown668

9 ай бұрын

​@@jessefearns1556*chopper murders countless millions and advocates for war crimes* yeah lemme give my kid this psychotic droid

@xLionsxxSmithyx

9 ай бұрын

50,000+ Killcount

@biggussdickuss6123

9 ай бұрын

Chopper is a cool Droid sadly this show doesn't do much for him

Okay. "You know how I know it's art? It's boring." You got me.

@justlivin2499

9 ай бұрын

Mf said the same thing about Andor and that show went hard

I cant believe they have a redeemed Anakin and Ahsoka reunites and with all the endless potential for "a Master bids his Padawan goodbye". They give us this wooden, inconsequential excuse for dialogue. Where the banter of a older brother and his sister. Ahsoka, whos lost all of the most important people in her life when she was 18, lingering in her own nostalgia to just be around Obi-wan, Padme, Cody, Jesse or Rex! Why!!!

@chazo1367

9 ай бұрын

Anakin isn’t one for goodbyes, and the way he talks implies they will see each other again. Also they bantered quite a bit during the talk and first duel. Literally smack talking Anakin and he starts grinning before knocking her into the first flashback.

@jim-bob3093

9 ай бұрын

@chazo1367 it doesn't have to be a literal goodbye. He has a goodbye scene with Luke in eps6. And you can still have a goodbye scene with an implied 'see you again', but this was just wooden. Their banter is babies' first dialogue. Maybe it was good on paper and was lost in the acting. But im not convined. The whole interaction between the two is so caught up in trying to portray some deep theme that it revealed itself instead as shallow. If run of the mill banter and a smirk is hailed as a thoughtful portryal. I think your doing all the work and not the writer

@chazo1367

9 ай бұрын

@@jim-bob3093 Yeah he has a goodbye with Luke... because he is dying, though they never say goodbye. He dies before that happens and so far canon hasn't shown us they actually speak again, so until that happens it's a moot point.

@jim-bob3093

9 ай бұрын

@chazo1367 honestly. I hope they dont cause ghosts popping in for lunch. It sounds like the death of stakes. They already bungled their writing, but now they can live in it, haha. And now Anakins dead and not a murder hobo. So he might just want to have a interact with his little sister thats not paddling pool shallow. Last time they saw eachother he tired to kill her. That kinda the thing that weighs on the guilt yaknow. But nooooo, hes just gonna renact the murder hobo vibes. And we know Anakin is the protective type. Hes displayed that a lot! Why not play on that, that he failed as a elder brother now here in hopes he gave offer some last guidance. Then both can end the scene with soenthing settled. But ifit's tooo difficult for Anakin to bring it up. They got her reliving her childhood and dont touch on the loss of her entire family. Argh, god im gonna have to fix it fic this nonense or it will haunt me. God, i hate nothing more than wasted potential!

I'm really getting tired of people just having or getting abilities for basically no reason or because the plot needs them to have them. Jedi who are strong in the force can sense ripples when big events are happening. We see examples of this in ROTS/Clone Wars S7 when Yoda senses all the Jedi being killed during Order 66 and Ahsoka senses Anakin's fall to the dark side when he cuts on Mace Windu's hand and Darth Sidious yeets him out the window. However, the ability that Ahsoka uses here with the orb isn't that. It's an ability called Pyschometery, which basically allows a Force user to sense echoes of people who have previously interacted with an object. The only cannon example of this is in the Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor games with Cal Kestis. They make clear that this is an extremely rare ability, even amongst Jedi. Ahsoka has never had this ability, so why can she use it now all of a sudden? Answer: because the plot needs her to, or else they'd never know what happened to Sabine (even though it wouldn't be that difficult to figure out seeing as she's not laying there dead, and presumably isn't in the forest nearby, where else could she be?). "The plot needs it" is not a valid reason to give someone an ability, especially a rare one. Also, we finally got some okay fight choreography. Ahsoka seems to be fighting with her actual style again, but wow her skills are bad. Seriously, could Dawson not be bothered to learn to sword fight like Hayden and Ewan did, or at the very least, could they not have put in a stunt double to do it? It was absolutely laughable how much better Hayden was (though it would completely make sense for Anakin to be that much better than Ahsoka), but Ahsoka is at least skilled. She single-handedly captured Darth Maul. She's not this bad. I have nothing against Dawson as an actor, but if you know she can't do the choreography, please quit making her try. I swear, if I see Ahsoka pull out a single lightsaber and fight like a samurai with big powerful SLOW swings one more time, I'm gonna lose it

@svenschwingel8632

9 ай бұрын

Yes, I recall Anakin relentlessly training her skills with the lightsaber in Tales Of The Jedi. Seriously, canon Ahsoka survived Order 66 while being on a Venator surrounded by Clones, she beat and captured Maul before and she had Vader dead to rights in Rebels. Also, she has fought and beaten multiple Inquisitors. Not necessarily by strength, but through dexterity and her wits. I'd say that puts canon Ahsoka into or close to the top 10% bracket of Duelists. Her actress should reflect that by being given proper training. But Rosario Dawson is probably a tad too old for that and Disney simply doesn't care.

@danicf8846

9 ай бұрын

Psycho what?

@LimblessAnt

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's the writers believing "This is the main character, the main character should be able to do all the stuff" even though it was made an extremely rare ability which I don't think she's shown to be able to use before

@svenschwingel8632

9 ай бұрын

@@LimblessAntit is known that in canon, Jedi usually did travel to older temples, finding holocrons and learning new tricks of the trade along the way. And Ahsoka is no different. But to make it believable, there needs to be some kind of backstory. And it'd be the writers' jobs to provide that.

@VikingKong.

9 ай бұрын

I don't mind her fighting slow and samurai-like, it could be used to show how she's become more patient, efficient and less flashy now that she's older. Kinda channeling Alec Guinness Obi Wan, she did learn a lot from him too. It would be cool if they were thinking like that instead of it just being down to bad choreography and lack of training, it could show interesting character development.

I won't lie, that 2 minute rock intro was the best character arc I've seen from modern Star wars.

Ahsoka beating Anakin twice was just silly (again). Especially because it was so obviously a set up. If she has said something like "there is more to the Force than a skill with the lightsaber" and then done something different, it would have worked far better. As if we honestly can believe she would beat Anakin... 🙄 Filoni is just taking the Mickey with the Purgill - making them look even more like actual whales. And why were there so many? As soon as they reach the other galaxy, Thrawn and the Chimaera survivors will all fall down in horror at their worst nightmare returning!

@Spiderboy-de1pg

9 ай бұрын

I don't understand comments like this bro he was teaching here a lesson bro was not going all out he let here win like damn is that so hard to believe?

@LetsGetitBoah

9 ай бұрын

She didn’t beat him dumb ass, he was training her. He wasn’t actually trying to beat her ass. If he was trying to actually beat her, he would beat her, because he’s not just a living being anymore, he’s literally a living embodiment of the force now. Why are you also fucking stupid that you keep saying this?

@chazo1367

9 ай бұрын

Beat him twice? She hit him once and then was put in flashbacks, she disarmed him at the end because that was the point. You people thinking it’s all about Anakin trying to win really aren’t paying attention. He was teaching her in his own blunt way. If it offends you so much, why don’t you stop watching and find something else to do with your life?

@LetsGetitBoah

9 ай бұрын

@@chazo1367 hear hear

@sdimerc5571

9 ай бұрын

@@chazo1367 If she had been a more competent lightsaber fighter in this scene it would have worked, but she was just so much worse than him that it felt contrived to me. Just my thoughts, perfectly happy if you liked it.

Just watching the part with young Ahsoka and Anakin makes you sort of wish they had done a series with the two of them instead. They are better acted and choreographed than the rest of the show.

@Rar830

9 ай бұрын

Like Mandalorian and baby yoda, that kind of duo. He could be her Jedi mentor and whatnot.

I saw some idiot on Facebook basically gaslight himself by saying "all new star wars is great because at one time I didn't think we'd ever get anymore." Which with the EU, books, video games, clone wars, rebels, comics books, and fan films, has to be one of the most brain dead statements of all time. Much like in the ttrpg world they sat "no D&D is better than bad D&D" the same should be said for star wars. I'd rather have nothing than what they're giving us.

Filoni is retconning ashoka's personality from the clone wars... She didn't want the war to end because she didn't know what she would do with herself in a time if peace... If anything, it was Anakin that wanted the war to end because he was married and wanted some alone time with padme... He prefered looking for shortcuts to end a fight because ge didn't have time for patience like Jedis do, he wanted the battle to end... What's the point of referencing better shows and bringing back old characters for fanservice if they're not going to behave the way we remember them??? Do they think a character is just his costume, his actor and his name??? Why bother showing us the clone wars if they're not going to behave like they did in the clone wars... When has ahsoka cared this much about clones dying??? They were literally made for this... This only applies for a pointless death like bad strategy, bettayal, accident, disobeying orders and sacrifice, you know, things that involves wasting kives pointlessly, not when they died in war in general... They won't exist without the war, they're ready to die but they don't want to waste their lives on something pointless... I'm sure this us confusing to the people who for some reason still thinks filoni made the clone wars show because god forbid george gets any single credit... Filoni was just the director, lucas was the producer... He hid away from the caneras because of manchildren who hated gim because they were rold to hate and they watched a boring movie but they tryly want to convince themselves that they're snart enough to understand the olot of the prequels and they know why it's bad as they all come up with different contradicting reasons from thin air that doesn't even make sense anymore, all to avoid saying they were just bored of it and to make sure the reason directly affect lucas and not the shitty acting even if they got nothing, even the so called clunky dialogue isn't even enough to go past a nitpick... Even disparu made one dumb criticism of the prequels here, saying yoda was jumping around using lightsaber even though that's the most effective way for him to fight and those idiots who say he shouldn't be using lightsabers, what the hell should he use then??? The force??? You do remember when he said the force shouldn't be used for attack in the OT??? Now don't you all feel stupid... Fucking contradicting themselves left and right just to have something bad to say, fucking cringe... Filoni doesn't know anything about writing and how to bring back the tone he f star wars which had this militarized feel to it unlike the Disney iterations which feel campy and cheesy, like it's a student council, like it's highschool... That's why andor was more star warsy than the mandalorian and everything else disney has created by a mile... The Disney star wars has veen missing politicking... Not real life politics shoehorned intio our escapist fantasy, i mean politics in the story's world itself,the batural politics of the world and people performing politics against themselves... Non of these Disney rubbish can ever achieve that apart from andor because they don't know any other polutics except the one of their ideologies in real life which must always be portrayed as the answer to everything, the correct politics to achieve paradise, the perfect politics, hence, they have no other ways of portraying the politics in the universe because even their ideological real life politics, they only know bullet points of the imagined and hopeful results, not gow the politics itself works so thry don't know how to establish it in their story's world...

@Caramelraver

9 ай бұрын

I think its weird hearing disparu shitting on Star wars, while not understanding the lore behind it

@KaiserlicheKonigliche

9 ай бұрын

Yoda uses the force to jump around so him jumping around would be a contradiction to never during the force to attack (that said I think he only said that in the it so he may have changed his mind on that)

@xenochrist15

9 ай бұрын

Adding politics into this show is simply adding dialogue. At this point, I’m convinced viewers don’t care about plot lines or dialogue, they just want to see characters and ‘member berries over and over again. This show has repeatedly shown you could be borderline mentally deficient and still manage to do extraordinary feats. This show is quite literally a slot machine with familiar characters lining the rows up for a serotonin jackpot for the viewers. There’s no depth or substance needed with that.

@Par-Blindspot

9 ай бұрын

OMG It's 2023. Why are you posting a wall of text. You have good points but christ! Use some spacing and paragraphs WTF! Look at it.

@UltimateTobi

9 ай бұрын

You seem to also not have watched TCW. Ahsoka cared very much about the clones LOL. So much so that she started to doubt herself when she caused quite a few to die due to wrong decisions as a general. The difference is that she learned those lessons in the early seasons and very much wanted to fight and save as many as possible. She never hesitated like that like they show in those flashbacks. You and Filoni are both wrong.

I blame the director for the sloppy lightsaber fights. Close, quick photography and good editing for those fights are needed for them to be more exciting and realistic. Stunt doubles would have gone a long way with them. They did so for Christopher Lee when he played Count Duku. Another thing... sparks from a lightsaber strike??? Copying rocks from phaser strikes on Star Trek? Oh, Dave Filoni... YOU plagerist YOU...

@Muck006

9 ай бұрын

Cary Elwes and Mandy Patankin trained fencing for MONTHS for their performance in *_"The Princess Bride",_* but DISNEY Star Wars doesnt seem to care about actually having skills other than DANCING and POSING. Replacing Christopher Lee with a stunt double was NECESSARY because of his age, but these actresses are NOT OLD and COULD LEARN TO FIGHT!

@theequalizer9154

9 ай бұрын

@@Muck006 Agreed. And, whose fault is that that on-screen, the actresses cannot fight? The Director's.

Uh, I watched the 2008 show and Ahsoka was EAGER to fight in TCW. She did feel bad over the loss of her troops (Storm Over Ryloth), but she never let it consume her.

@dozyproductionss

9 ай бұрын

For real. If this was all about her deal with anakin becoming Vader then it would have made more sense.

"what are you going to say now, she's breathing underwater using the force...." Well Leia was apparently able to use the force to keep breathing in the vacuum of space so I wouldn't put it past them.

@AudraT

9 ай бұрын

I didn't really have an issue with her waking up in the water either. The impression I got was her spirit and physical form were going through some mystical or spiritual event, like being in some astral plane of existence or something. Using mysticism/religion to explain, or not explain, why her physical form was found near the surface of the water, hours later, with no damage, is fine. It's sort of like a miracle and the Force is basically a religion and it has supernatural elements (ignoring that midichlorian nonsense).

@TheSuperappelflap

9 ай бұрын

who needs oxygen when you have midichlorians. anakin and obi wan needed to use rebreathers when they went to the gungan city but w/e

@TheMaleRei

9 ай бұрын

@@AudraT I will also point out that Feloni was posting pictures online which show Ashoka the White and Gandalf the White... Feloni is a hack.

Pretty sure Ewon and Hayden are the last 2 actors that still do SW that actually had saber training

“Mom, can I go out and fight Darth Vader? - As long as you’re careful” 😂

Congrats on 200k! It's crazy how much your channel has exploded. Well deserved!

It's nice to see that Hayden is still a badass with a lightsaber. It's just a shame that he is wasted on Disney Star Wars, he honestly deserves better. The fact that they had to slow him down is both funny and sad.

Flashback to the Clone Wars scene -- shot on flat sandy ground like all other Disney+ Star Wars shows. Was it Tattooine, or any of the other innumerable sand planets in this galaxy?

Not even 10 seconds in and that shot at Lizzo had be burst out laughing. Masterclass, Disparu. Well done.

Scenes with Anakin (despite making little sense) 8/10. Scenes featuring anyone other than Anakin 1/10. Its becoming increasingly clear they spent the entire budget on the space whale CGI….

Here's a thought for Disney: get Hayden to be a body double for others in the cast during their lightsaber scenes, lol. And yeah, that first part with him fighting Ahsoka looked really ridiculous with how sluggish she was. I'm reminded of that RoP scene of Morfydd Clark taking on the Numenorean soldiers.

That's always been the goal. Ruin the past to affirm their nonsense

@marcogenovesi8570

9 ай бұрын

"let the past die, kill it if you have to" --Mickey Mouse

@chasehedges6775

9 ай бұрын

Destroy the past, control the future

@dantespicysausage9615

9 ай бұрын

@@chasehedges6775 bingo

@chasehedges6775

9 ай бұрын

@@dantespicysausage9615 👍

Why does the dubious general look like she hulk’s younger sister and her supposed son resembles a Blue Beetle family member?

@theequalizer9154

9 ай бұрын

"You're just a HATTER!!!"😂😂😂

I'm just glad Hayden still has his skill with a saber. Dude is a beast

But Disparu, how many times did Ahsoka cross her arms in the episode? Inquiring minds want to know!

@salguodrolyat2594

8 ай бұрын

She never uncrossed them in the series.🤣🤣

Unrelated to the video but. 3:26 The calm “Trashed it” gave me a good laugh. 😂 Congrats on the 200K subs!

To be fair, I am confident a woman could fight better than Ahsoka. I just don't think they put much effort in the foundational work (like training, or hiring an actress with sword fighting training).

@theequalizer9154

9 ай бұрын

Or, Stunt doubles, at least.

@constantlyenthused336

9 ай бұрын

Back in the day they would have hired a stunt performer with fencing, martial arts and gymnast experience. Speed and agility. This looked like they shot the rehearsal with a beginner 😖

@rpgadventurer32

9 ай бұрын

There are actresses that would be able to do a better job, but none of them are working at Disney.

@lightborn9071

9 ай бұрын

Disney just doesn't have the money anymore🤣

@Oblithian

9 ай бұрын

@@constantlyenthused336 Right!?

"Live... Or die?" "Uhh... Can I consult the audience?" Audience: 100% die.

I remember when Poe was demoted and publically humiliated and excluded from future plans for defying orders that resulted in a victory. Hera gets a smile and pat on the shoulder for defying orders that result in failure and only a net loss of life.

As hollywood dies it somehow becomes even more pretentious and haughty, either doubling down in a desperate attempt to do what it only knows how in order to survive or as a final and spiteful "fuck you!" with its dying breath. Either way, they ought not call it their grave, it's the future they chose.

I think I liked how Hayden gave life to clone wars Anakin which in my opinion is better than his ep III portrayal. This lightsaber coreography demostrates that Disney could actually make better lightsaber duels but choose not to do so which is way worse than just incompetence.

@marsoh7972

9 ай бұрын

Clone Wars Anakin isn't better, he was just given a more generic "hero personality" to appeal to a younger audience. Most of his flaws from the movies aren't there, he's almost an entirely different person who wouldn't realistically turn into Vader. Anakin is an emotionally unstable individual, who wouldn't be capable of mentoring an apprentice like Ahsoka in Filoni's show, without at least passing on to her some of his own problems. Anakin's portrayal in episode 3 is perfect, as long as you can stomach the imperfections of someone who would actually turn into Vader. Now, if you want a more heroic and stable Disneyfied version of Anakin, then you'll want to stick to kid's shows, that's for sure.

@Diogolindir

9 ай бұрын

@@marsoh7972 I dont think clone wars Anakin is a better character. I meant that I prefer Hayden's portrayal of that Anakin better. I also agree with your points.

@jokeisajokelol9018

9 ай бұрын

@@marsoh7972 you sure u watched the same series I did? Watch ‘dark side of anakin’ to refresh your memory

Well done on 200k !! Congratulations!

I said this from the very start: the lightsaber fights are pathetically slow. I love how they let her beat him on the walkway when there were like 4-5 times he could have killed her outright.

You know they 100% told Hayden to water it down for Rosario cuz she’s not nearly as skilled as he is. I find it so funny they told the man to hold back and tone it down for the strong and powerful girl boss 💀💀

@chazo1367

9 ай бұрын

No one except for Ewan or Ray Park would be able to go toe to toe with Hayden in that sort of thing. No one else in Star Wars has their training for it. Also girlboss? Gotta love the sexism over a fight that wasn’t really a fight and more of a lesson to get Ahsoka to live.

@Spicy_Spores

9 ай бұрын

You mean the person who has been training for literal decades is better than the actor who hasn't been doing it as long, and usually doesn't play these kinds of roles? Wow, man, that shit sounds crazy. Imagine my absolute shock and horror. I wish I could find this elusive strong and powerful girl boss, bc man I can't find her 😩 Sounds kinda sucky tho. I mean I watched an experienced student of the force training and trying to learn with her Master, I would hope that requires basic perception skills, but who knows, lmao.

@rogerborg

9 ай бұрын

​@@chazo1367Please keep making excuses for why a woman couldn't learn to do what a man did. This shitshow has been in pre-production for years and had a feature film budget. So why is its title star so utterly cringe?

@rogerborg

9 ай бұрын

@@Spicy_Spores Please keep making excuses for why a woman couldn't learn to do what a man did. This shitshow has been in pre-production for years and had a feature film budget. So why is its title star so utterly cringe?

@rockmanraiden6627

9 ай бұрын

Keep making excuses for incompetence lol

Having ruined current star wars well past the point of any redemption their only move left is to reach back to past successes and try to destroy them too.

@jimjam51075

9 ай бұрын

That's why I stopped watching the new stuff years ago. It makes it possible to still go back and enjoy the originals. The people that claim hate DSW but still tune in to every new thing just floor me.

@thelaughingrouge

9 ай бұрын

​@@jimjam51075same honestly.

@marcogenovesi8570

9 ай бұрын

"let the past die, kill it if you have to" --Mickey Mouse

I laughed at how Hera being a General is basically zero help to the heroes, it's only bringing them trouble. If she had just resigned her command and come there with her own ship, things would have gone so much smoother. Instead we will now have to sit through a pointless subplot where she gets "investigated" by the morons in the New Republic

@MrAsmontero

9 ай бұрын

Well, she ultimately saved Ahsoka

@Rar830

9 ай бұрын

@@MrAsmontero So everything worked out in the end, 90% annoying/10% actually life saving and helpful

I can’t believe Filoni & the costume/makeup department okayed those bouncy rubber lekku/tentacles instead of giving them some weight and using materials that would permit them to move and flop rather than bounce stiffly. Also, did you know that Hera is a general?

@Rar830

9 ай бұрын

Wait Hera’s a general so that’s why she was bidding people around. I just thought she was having a Karen moment and nobody had a snickers to give her.

Being powerful is like being a Lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. - Margaret Thatcher Same goes for Republic Generals. Rosario's Saber dueling is like watching an old Woman with arthritis trying to use a Ginsu knife to slice over ripe tomatoes. Every time they show Winstead's butt take a drink. P.S. Winstead is married to Simp Knight Ewan. Explains why she is here.

Disparus reviews are hilarious, that Reliant Robin Top Gear stuff was side-splitting

Stuff like this makes me so sad. We could have amazing lightsaber duels if the people behind these productions actually cared. Hayden still has amazing lightsaber skills and you can tell he loves his character and respects the role. The same cannot be said for the rest...

31:29 this ocean must be devoid of life, no sharks, crabs, fish

@chasehedges6775

9 ай бұрын

Good point

If anakin is just chilling in the world between worlds able to just yank people out of the star wars timeline at any point whenever he feels like it then do people not realise how stupid that is and makes absolutely everything in star wars obsolete and pointless.

@wienczysawwiaderko6204

9 ай бұрын

Don't worry, Filoni's simps will find an excuse for that

@nomus1172

9 ай бұрын

He’s hunting for guests for his talk show

@dragonsman4733

9 ай бұрын

He can't just do that, and no anakin isn't just hanging out there, he just came there once. There are multiple places for force ghosts as revealed in the comics if you were a star wars fan. If anakin were to pull anyone crucial out, it would disrupt everyone connected to that person. Such as if pulling out kanan before he died, would lead to all of them dying. The reason why Ezra could do it to Ahsoka, was because he didn't know, and because she was by herself with Vader, with no one else to harm. Also, the whole time thing isn't the only reason for the existence of the world between worlds. It is also not confirmed whether a force ghost can actually interfere with the living, physically. So yeah, there's your explanation.

@dragonsman4733

9 ай бұрын

​​@@wienczysawwiaderko6204 I ain't no simp, apparently common star wars knowledge known to litterally any true star wars fan, cannon for about ten years, is "excuses"

@theequalizer9154

9 ай бұрын

Regarding Dave Filoni, never, ever trust a male feminist.

Imagine how stinky that leather hat and goggles must be! Does she sleep in them?

@theequalizer9154

9 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

I love these reviews of yours! I really look forward to them (not the show itself - but I know when a new episode is broadcast a review will be posted soon!) Keep up the great work! (I've been following you since the disastrous Gotham Knights and horrible Willow.) I love your sense of humour!

I feel like Diparu is slowly turning into AZ. Had a few borderline rants starting.