1:33 "Actually it came with a black dude but it kept getting pulled over". "Yup".

@Ethan_Wheeler

Жыл бұрын

Given what happens in the third movie makes a lot of sense that K would respond that way

@alansohn855

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewblack5791 Woah there, I only pointed it out because it was comedic. Otherwise yes you are correct.

@emmaqueen9757

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewblack5791 why do people go into court? Because some of them are innocent depsite being arrested for not being it... Seriously, are you that stupid?

@emmaqueen9757

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewblack5791 Imagine being racist, stupid, wrong and stereotyping others, all into ONE comment. Never saw that before. No, I do not use my name as a pseudo, this is internet dude, not everyone is named after their pseudo?? Did you never learned that, did you went all this time thinking people were putting their name here?? Its not Facebook or insta here... Second, Im not black, far from it, so instead of throwing random wannabe insults maybe think of your words and be respectful of other. Seriously, have you no education?? Third, to answer you, crimes are linked to poverty, the poorer you are, the harder life is for you, the more likely you are to fall into crimes and drugs. Since black people represent the vast majority of the poverty, it is logical that more of them get arrested. Nothing to do with a specific race, in fact, its the same thing in every country, the poor part of the population always get outed for being poor, wich stop them from finding legal ways out of poverty and make them turn to crime wich racists use to validate their claim. Its called the Golem effect, and lots of country have done it through time, like the British for exemple, who were deeply racist against the Irish despite them looking exactly like the British. Thus proving that yeah, even if it has nothing to do with skin color, people and especially the one with authority can be really racist. Black people get arrested as often by cops when they are in their cars, but dear god the number of arrest made for little to no reason on the street just cause one was looked badly... OP made a joke wich you couldnt even comprehend and you had to tell everyone how stupid you are by opening your mouth...

@donovanulrich348

Жыл бұрын

K has already seen MiB 3 So he knows the black dude always gets pulled over 🤣

"actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over" "yup" i like how they wiped his memory but he still knows that cops can be really racist lmfao

@shootingcomet082

Жыл бұрын

They wiped his memory of his life since he joined MIB, not of everything.

@rowane965

Жыл бұрын

@@MrProfessor89 get bent

@Thalanox

Жыл бұрын

Is there a statistically verifiable reason for the behaviour? If so, then I'd say that it probably isn't racist. Racism is when groups of people are treated unfairly, based on false assumptions. When the different treatments are based on statistically verifiable reality, then that's the proper course of action.

@shootingcomet082

Жыл бұрын

@@Thalanox You're suppose to investigate to gain evidence of a crime you know has been committed, not investigate in the hopes of finding a crime. Unless a cop actually saw/heard/smelt/etc. evidence of a crime being committed or saw it being committed, they have no reason to pull someone over.

@whiteknob7944

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ. That’s where you go? It’s a joke as old as time itself.

"It grows back??" That line is delivered perfectly.

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

I kind of wondered why shooting his head off didn't work like wiping his memory which means his brain is not inside his head cause if it was, he should lose memory from getting his head blown off

@verdethestarwarrior1088

Жыл бұрын

He almost sounds disappointed lol

@johnhorton9637

Жыл бұрын

The way he said it. Like dam it grows back

@GisherJohn24

9 ай бұрын

I'm sorry, I hate to hate. But man, 2 is not very good. It's a bad movie with a few good scenes. And we all enjoy the talking dog, But man.... Linda Fiorentino WAS LIKE George McFly in BTTF 1. They should have done everything in their power to make sure she was in the sequel and she was not. Give her the money and we got a better movie with her in it. Don't get me started on how bad part 3 is.

@Voltron881

9 ай бұрын

So K tried to kill Jeebs not knowing that his head would grow back?😮😮

"Every Sat. night you'd be like "Flush me J, flush me." That has to be the funniest moment in all of MIB.

@dustyrc

Жыл бұрын

“I’d be like naww”

@GTXDash

Жыл бұрын

@@dustyrc The "naww" part was when I cracked up.

@MsALDARI

Жыл бұрын

DALTE LE TEMI.............................

@YoWhoDat

Жыл бұрын

Fr lol

@mattwetmore3820

Жыл бұрын

especially since in the first movie they spend like a grand total of 3 days together before K is neuralized. "every saturday night"...sure!

To be fair, it's Jeebs fault for even mentioning _"If it doesn't work, he dies, you blow my head off. If it does work I brought back K who, just for the fun of it, blows my head off"_ basically informing K about something he used to find fun to do.

@sheilaolfieway1885

3 ай бұрын

that came up in the animated series i'm sure, and jeebs' brother didn't give a...

Jeebs points out the unfortunate side-effect of getting his head shot off twice...."great, now nothing's gonna taste right". Absolute genius script writing.

@Scavenger82

Жыл бұрын

It never grows back quite the same, which is why his facial features (eyes, nose, ears) are so out of proportion.

@standardaussie

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was a reference to the fact he was shot in the mouth, as he says "right in the pie hole" then goes on to say nothing will taste right.

@RoFLduhasLoLgesagt

Жыл бұрын

@@standardaussie thought the same

@THERobertL2000

7 ай бұрын

​@@RoFLduhasLoLgesagtSo did I

@Dr_Pickle

4 ай бұрын

oh man you watched it too?!

what i love most is that even without his memory K knows how to fire the noisy cricket without massive knockback sending him flying

@CesarACastillo

Жыл бұрын

He’s already on the ground where is he gonna go when the kickback throws him?

@DKNguyen3.1415

Жыл бұрын

@@CesarACastillo Exactly. He knows the technique.

@Floodbait_117

Жыл бұрын

Muscle memory is my theory

@crypto1223

11 ай бұрын

@@CesarACastillo No where, it would’ve pasted him or twisted his arm around. My guess is J charged his up a second too long before firing it. That’s what caused the knockback. The homage Noisy Cricket gun in Saints Row 4 had severe knockback after a short charge too.

@cpl.barbarusc4814

11 ай бұрын

More like good God he knew how to use the noisy cricket in low power setting if It was used with whole power It would've blown the ceiling hahahaha.

Something that bugged me is how easily she took out MIB. By the end of the movie we see her get hurt three times by conventional MIB weaponry. You mean to tell me not a single MIB agent in the main room was armed in case of a security issue?

@crypto1223

11 ай бұрын

All the Agents that knew what they were doing were all out on assignment. Nothing but desk jockeys and newbies working the floor at the time of the attack. Also the movies and animated show doesn’t paint the rank and file of MiB as the most competent bunch, or even intelligent bunch.

@snailthelostcow63

10 ай бұрын

​@@crypto1223Which strangely enough, fits for MiB, I mean, you don't really want your personnel to be too threatening for extraterrestrials

@pedrotalons1422

9 ай бұрын

This movie is the worst, mib 1 and 3 are the only good ones.

@deathtogabi3867

8 ай бұрын

​@@pedrotalons1422nah 3 was time traveling garbbage and ruined the continuity of the first 2 im not gonna buy for one second k knew about j since he was a kid

@e.g.o.m.e

8 ай бұрын

@@deathtogabi3867 at least we agree that there are only 3 mib movies and to never talk about the actual worst

0:57 K's face after the flush says it all.

@Nogardtist

Жыл бұрын

you can tell his smiling but you know he always smiles like that

What I love about this is the software for the neuralyzer is still Beta. This is hilarious because it infers that Jeebs is too cheap to buy the “supported” version.

@drunkweebmarine9492

Жыл бұрын

Implies not infer ;)

@vettepilot427

Жыл бұрын

@@drunkweebmarine9492 Thanks for your service……that’s a cool account thumbnail. Pretty sure I got it right the first time though….;-)

@JarrodFrates

Жыл бұрын

@@vettepilot427 No, the crayon-eater is correct. The difference is who is doing the action. The statement implies that it's unsupported. You infer that it's unsupported based on the statement.

@kimborambo

Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t it mean that he’s on the cutting edge version?

@billyeveryteen7328

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't imply that at all. "Beta" just means it's still in development, and if the community developing the software is still actively developing it, then it's still being "supported." And it would be the community and not MIB that develops the program, since J said it was the plans for the de-neuralyzer that got leaked, and not the software.

"I help you save the universe, you tell me why I stare at the stars"..... that whole quick scene after being "flushed" is FANTASTIC acting. J tries to make light of the situation by lying about "old times", K sees through it, and directly says the above line. It's absolutely brilliant plot development and amazingly acted.

Alien with low voice: "Lower your weapon." Agent J: *imitates alien* "No."

@thesaxon5847

2 ай бұрын

I have referenced the "No" so many times without realising, I came here to confirm it's where I got it from

“LOWER YOUR WEAPON” “NO….” Such a great quick delivery

"You'd be like flush me Jay! Flush me!" "I'd be like, naw." Perfect delivery.

7:32 “Oh, great. Right in the pie-hole! Now nothings gonna taste right.” Why does that crack me up so much lmao😂

“Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over” 🤣 😆

Jeebs is exactly the kinda guy I would expect to see in some mad shady bodega in the backend of Brooklyn. He turn out to be a really cool guy, but kinda demented.

@setyoaomiya7504

11 ай бұрын

Just your regular crackhead then

@user-td3du7jk2x

10 ай бұрын

Of course he is, we can only guess how many times K has shot him in the head. Even if it does grow back, something will be missing each time.

@zacharynguyen7286

6 ай бұрын

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

@thesaxon5847

2 ай бұрын

If you're curious, Jeebs' shop is 90 Orchard Street in Lower East Side Manhattan! I went there last year specially :)

@zephyruskoryami948

2 ай бұрын

@@thesaxon5847 ah cool! I’ll gotta check this out fr! Thanks for that!

“Trapped like rats . . . in a chia pet.” Underrated line. 😂

Mr. Monk is awesome... Didn't know he was part of the MIB world too 😎

@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he was always funny.

@Senny_V

Жыл бұрын

No fucking way I never noticed that it's the same actor

@pacificcoastpiper3949

Жыл бұрын

Tony shalhoub

@Dee_Nice89

Жыл бұрын

@@Senny_V Tony Shaloub

@nymalous3428

Жыл бұрын

@@Senny_V Yeah. He's in Galaxy Quest too.

6:48👂👂👁️👁️ (squeaks) “Real nice! Now that’s the last time I help out a (regular voice) Friend”!! 😂😂

3:56 always one of my favorite pieces of dialogue. “So what’s my incentive?” 😂

@salvus608

11 ай бұрын

Oho okey homie😅💀👍

@Crimson_Sun2486

6 ай бұрын

"I keep it downstairs next to the snowblower." 😂 Must be a hell of a snowblower

"flush me, J, flush me" 🤣

@zaydshaikh8274

Жыл бұрын

Ill be like ..Naw

6:38 One of my favorite MIB moments: "You're back!" "No." "Then how'd you know his head would grow back?" "...It grows back?"

@L4-295

6 ай бұрын

Still doesn’t explain why he tried to murder that man if he didn’t know his head would grow back lol

@tutin4090

4 ай бұрын

​@@L4-295 it explains it perfectly. K found Jeebs so annoying he blasted his head off. That's the entire point.

K actually immediately regains his memory and experiences but doesn't actually know it; not just that he shot Jeebs but he shot Jeebs with the Noisy Cricket without suffering so much as a recoil when we know that thing sent J flying 10ft backwards

@ravensquote7206

Ай бұрын

He was lying with his back against the ground, firing upwards. _Where would he have recoiled to?_

@unkindled6410

2 күн бұрын

​@@ravensquote7206twisted his arm backwards directly into his face causing a major concussion? Or just straight up broken his arm?

MIB honestly does the best awkward pauses scenes.

A friend and I had a long running joke going with the "Flush me, Jay, flush me. And i'd be like Naw" part

Fun Fact: Girl who played this villain is Laura Flynn Boyle, he was dating David Spade at the time and Jack Nicholson met her at a party. She proceeded to dump David Spade and start dating Jack Nicholson.

@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah?.

@johnbernstein7887

Жыл бұрын

@@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512 What's funny is he called him a HE!

@parasharkchari

Жыл бұрын

What was the timeline for this? She had already been married to Jack Nicholson for 3 years when this movie came out. I mean, it's not weird for filming to happen long before a film comes out (especially when it's very VFX-heavy)... but still, 3 years is a bit much unless it was held up for some reason.

@Zzyzzyzzs

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Fun facts should actually be fun.

@captainflowers748

Жыл бұрын

You referred Laura as a he

I'd have liked it if it was revealed that the reason K stares at the stars is because it reminds him of the last thing D said to him. We forget that K's bond with D would have been very strong, and K probably misses him everyday. Even when he forgets who it is he is missing.

Jeebs: "Uhh I used the exhaust once to make some hot air popcorn. That's about it🙂" 🤣🤣

"Lower your weapon" *lowers voice* "NO" Cracks me up every time

5:28 "Okay! Let's make it happen, cap'n!"

"lower your weapon" "nooooo"

"He's a Ballchinian" 💀😂😂

Love how Jay says every Thursday night like he wasn't an agent for just 2 days when Kay was neuralized.

I've just realised that jay really hasn't seen jeebs in a while as jeebs has a full head of hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"K is officially retired, I'm his trigger happy replacement"

K's officially retired. I'm his trigger happy replacement. Something I can do for you gentlemen? 7:29 Perfect line delivery lol

@morbius1273

Жыл бұрын

7:32 oh great right in the pie hole now, nothings gonna taste right

@DanteWesker612

Жыл бұрын

Oh great, right in the pie hole! Now nothing’s gonna taste right

1:41 oh well, another gag that went over my head as a kid.

@Icetea-2000

11 ай бұрын

Yeah lol

The little "hmm" when the lights go out tickles me silly.

6:49 REAL NICE! NOW THAT’S THe last time I help out a Friend!

1:30 "It came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over." 🙂

5:05 best part by far

For MIB 4, they absolutely should have had Jack Jeebs become an MIB agent...instead of whatever it was they did.

@pada443

Жыл бұрын

No

@UndeadSlayer5

Жыл бұрын

No bring back will smith

@joogullae3456

Жыл бұрын

MIB4?? Theres a 4th movie?!?!

@joogullae3456

Жыл бұрын

Ok just watched the trailer I remember not going to see it because it looked dumb

@jockmcscottish7569

Жыл бұрын

@@joogullae3456 Yeah they fucked it up. Really bad plot, lazy writing, no character background the list goes on. 1,2 and 3 were quality. Josh Brolin kills it as young K in 3 and wins it for me.

7:36 Lower your weapon

@dangelohartley5977

Жыл бұрын

Noo

6:00 Minecraft villager

"Lower your weapon" in the deepest darkest tone ever

You know what’s funny? That hand gesture Serleena makes when she unleashes her tentacles is the Sign of the Horns. In sign language, it means: Mess with the bull, get the horns.

この後、街中の宇宙人と宇宙を見て記憶を取り戻したKがニコッと笑うシーンが好き

Jones closing his eyes and trying not to laugh, he succeeds but this time is more apparent than in the first movie where Jay tells him he needs to get his head examined and then sees the Brothers in the coffee scene.

6:23 Bro thinks hes walter white

@pattersonfilm9117

Жыл бұрын

Who the hell is Walter white?🤷‍♂️

@followingtheroe1952

Жыл бұрын

Uhh no? This is Men in "Black"

@Pablo_Backyardigans

8 ай бұрын

​@@pattersonfilm9117 He is the one who knocks.

1:10 always killed me

0:10 awesome running frank😂😂

It's so wild seeing Johnny Knoxville's character.

5:12 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jeebs

why cant they make movies like this anymore

Intermittent, ok looking CG when necessary, and practical effects through the majority. Marvel could learn something

@DaveDexterMusic

Жыл бұрын

yeah, because this was still at the point where CG was only "ok looking" so you really had to augment with a lot of practical. without making a value judgement on the results, the technology is now good enough for marvel to really frontload the CG elements

@axelvelazquez354

11 ай бұрын

You have to remember that marvel did a lot of great awesome movies. Most of the movies of phase 1,2 ,3 and 4 were a testament to that. It was only disney acquired marvel is that its movies begin to degrade.

"Computer, 2002 internet."

@Alpha-0014

Жыл бұрын

Notice Above The Address Bar It Said Ebay Then The Next Screen It Changes To Sprint And Its Original Logo

6:51 That part keeps killing me lmao ☠️

Can we appreciate, because I never fully did at the time when I first watched this, that Johnny Knoxville is a surprisingly good (and cute) actor

"Flush me J Flush me" Now I know what K's porn history looks like, Also interesting how both agreed about black driver getting pulled over

@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512

Жыл бұрын

That sounded odd in my opinion.

"Lower your weapon" "NO!"

Jay lying about the flushing lol. He was barely an agent for a few days before K was retired

"RIGHT OVER THERE!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need the deneuralyzer for before an exam 🤣🤣

7:32 🤣🤣🤣

How did you know it would grow back , It goes back ❤❤❤

"I take that back, he look like crap" 😂😂😂😂

@THERobertL2000

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

well... now I'm just gonna have to go watch the whole movie again

The auto subtitles when he said “ever been to a water park?” Became “evidential waterpark.” Yes. Very evidential

love all the series of MIB

@aginggergown6303

Жыл бұрын

not International, no

Every woman I meet I'm gonna use "Are you alergic to shellfish?" If she gets the reference,she's a keeper

@ariadnefrolich7243

Жыл бұрын

That might not be the best reference to use, since that is a common allergy and one that can be fatal if ignored. So most people aren't going to assume you're referencing a movie, they're going to assume you're determining if a seafood reastraunt is okay for dinner or not.

@Gave-rf1hr

Жыл бұрын

Good luck getting those weird looks , becauss guaranteed no woman will ever get the reference

Adrian Monk moonlighting as Jeebs 😂

Wait so all it takes to de-neuralyze someone is it to hit them in the head really hard?

@AGrumpyPanda

Жыл бұрын

There's some sciencey stuff in between, but yeah basically.

@carlosvalerochavez3045

Жыл бұрын

@@AGrumpyPanda so can there be a scenero were after neuralyzing someone after an incident (alien encounter, UFO sighting, or something worse), that same person could hit his/her head and then remember what was supose to be erased ?

@AGrumpyPanda

Жыл бұрын

@@carlosvalerochavez3045 Like I said, there's some sciencey stuff in the middle. You're supposed to use a fancy machine to de-neuralyse someone, but the one they used only worked partially and it needed a good knock to finish the job.

@bizzaroblake2519

Жыл бұрын

Well not exactly. There is a beta version of the de-neurelyzer. An unofficial version. K used it but because the process wasn't truly complete it needed one last good hit to finish the Job. Kinda like tapping a Machine to work to help after almost being ready to work.

@MangaGamify

11 ай бұрын

That's what she said

I like that the Will's "flush canister" is just a little bit taller than Tommy's.

5:34 That's an epic UI!

Good old nostalgia.

how could K have asked J to flush him every saturday when they only worked together for about 72 hours?

@yatsumakitohashi3292

Жыл бұрын

Came to say this. Also, J misspoke. He clearly says “Flush me, K! Flush me!”

@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287

Жыл бұрын

​@@yatsumakitohashi3292 No, he says J. It's an easy mistake since they sound alike, which is sort of part of the joke about how agents aren't supposed to be that easy to distinguish between each other. They are in black and white with similar code names. Jay and Kay.

This movie came out 3 months after I was born, my parents loved the series and I grew up watching it, seriously seen this one at least a hundred times. After all this time Im only know realizing J was probably lying to K about him loving to get “flushed” just to try to keep him on board 😂

You know Kay, you used to LOVE getting flushed!

@KenWu-pl3or

Жыл бұрын

I'll be like "Nah"

@williamhaggard451

Жыл бұрын

Where is the light ?

"...I take that back. _He_ look like crap."

"If it doesn't work: He dies, you blow my head off. If it does works: I just brought back K, who just for the fun of it, blows my head off. So what's my incentive?" "I blow your head off."

That look super futuristic doe the flushing part

J almost gotten a full ride in the big ass neurolyzer about 40 years earlier. LOL 😂😂😂

That's Monk! I never realized

"Okay! Lets make it happen cap'n!"

Rewatching these just make me love all of those Japanese commercials with Tommy Lee Jones where he is an alien to sell coffee

The best sequel ever.

Love the zoom in villan shot. Totally badass📸🥂

Only in New York 😂😂 where random things happen

But wait a minute, it's MONK !!! 🤣

I like how they made K into an insane psycho that would casually blow someone's head off just for a "it grows back?" cheap gag

Jeebs with an AOL account. Classic.

0:44 Nitrogen canisters on the streets of NYC? Nah, those would be stolen in 30 seconds.

These two were such a duo. Would love to see another mib with will smith and tommy Lee jones (obviously he’d have to be the leader like zed)

How perfect, Jeebs has an aol account.

I didnt knew that Jonnhy Knocksville was part of the MIB cast 😂😂

I really wish Will had've chosen to make better choices with his life. Any of ya'll remember that decade or so where every movie he was in he looked like he was on the verge of tears?

@thenormalberries6767

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I think some of the stress in I Am Legend was real.

Flush me J, flush me!😆😆

7:36 is iconic 😂

The one thing I don't understand is that K told Jeebs to leave Earth in the beginning of 1, and yet, thankfully, he's still here.

@jimmyreece5781

8 ай бұрын

You don't understand? He didn't listen.