I swear Tommy has looked 70 years old his whole life

@diogenes.

8 ай бұрын

He's like a reverse Keanu Reeves 😅

@markosmith8037

8 ай бұрын

seveeR unaeK@@diogenes.

@legendkiller161

6 ай бұрын

He has a lot of City Miles on him. (MIB3 reference)

@miodragbardai2648

Ай бұрын

White version of Morgan Freeman

@artimussantiago4779

Ай бұрын

​@@miodragbardai2648 that's a fair assessment

"Never stood half a chance" "Pull yourselves together" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's funny how J is so invested in the job at this point that he tries to help people with their personal lives even when the Earth is in danger of being destroyed.

@gaiusflaminius4861

4 ай бұрын

That was just a comedic twist.

@TheDrexxus

4 ай бұрын

That isn't really helping people with their personal lives. He basically commanded that dude to travel to a foreign country for an expensive vacation he could not afford. Commanded him to get contact lenses, which cost a lot more money than regular glasses as you have to keep buying new ones not to mention a lot of people have issues with them like eye irritation and other problems, AND basically changed his entire outlook on his beliefs on aliens and things which would fundamentally alter his whole life to unknown consequence, and finally ordered him to move out of his mother's house which i'm sure he would've already done so if he could afford it. Is it any wonder that this thoughtless meddling with other people's lives and trying to push your own beliefs onto people implied that this guy was about to murder his own mother? Jay is a legitimate menace to society and life destroyer. That is not part of his job, that is abusing his power.

@tUBEwATCHER890

3 ай бұрын

Except, inadvertently result as accomplice to murder?

@rizkyadiyanto7922

3 ай бұрын

@@TheDrexxus bruh calm down. its just a movie.

@varnix1006

2 ай бұрын

​​@@TheDrexxus They were told to move out and find a job, not turning his mom into a headline in tomorrows news. The joke is these 2 people are so messed up since forever that smacking his mom's head is the first thing that comes to mind.

"Quit touching my butt" "Oh, i though that was your face"

@chairulmaulana1963

2 ай бұрын

😂

Shovel and calling up the mom scene was best😅

@dparks3784

8 ай бұрын

LOL Hey mom!

3:55 I just love how Agent J just turn those two in the murderers

@annaheart7731

10 ай бұрын

But why, he never told them to kill the mom ?

@redt3788

10 ай бұрын

@@annaheart7731 the reason I love is because I find it funny is that he somehow turned the two into murderers without even saying to kill his mom

@annaheart7731

10 ай бұрын

@@redt3788 Ok, I see. :) As to me, I didn't like exactly this dark moment. Like, everything was light and funny, and hop, the guy is suddenly a maniac mom-killer, and his gf also.

@DogesMemeFactory

9 ай бұрын

I know why they murder the ma. She may have a life insurance policy or some sort of large inheritance and so in order to go to Cambodia which was probably expensive back then is to have some money which he clearly did not, and his girl friend clearly knows it too, so for that reason they kill ma.

@LiterallyWhoLmao

3 ай бұрын

@@annaheart7731 He doesn't have a job and his mom is old. The implication being that its probably a insurance claim to afford to go to cambodia

Wait why is he taking the shovel while calling out his mom?!

@razakelbbs

Жыл бұрын

He moving out of his "mom's house". Its about to become his house.

@jonbilgutay2

Жыл бұрын

The real question is why do he have a shovel in his bedroom?

@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287

Жыл бұрын

Is he killing his mother to get her out of the way and take her money to go to Cambodia? Is he digging up his buried collectables and alien artifacts to sell? I need answers. I wish there was another scene with them to give us a clue.

@martinp1054

Жыл бұрын

@@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 in my language the phrase J uses instead of "bum-ass" contains a name of a fruit, which is named the same as its tree (its "pack your 5 plums and get lost"), so for like 10 years i thought he understood it literaly and is going to dig up a tree. Only when i got to an english dubbed version i realised it could not have been ment that way, as in english it would not make sense......i was so disapointed....

@kiemugen9830

Жыл бұрын

@@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 the real question is whytf J tells (and forces) people how to live their lives

This is such a good movie, lots of humour.

@YTWarrior100

7 ай бұрын

No, this one really wasn't very good. This was easily the worst one of the trilogy.

@nathanielgarza9198

4 күн бұрын

@@YTWarrior100wait til you see the fourth one

@YTWarrior100

4 күн бұрын

@@nathanielgarza9198 The fourth wasn't even bad.

@nathanielgarza9198

4 күн бұрын

@@YTWarrior100 I think you should check yourself into a asylum

“Maybe LANDED IN CHICAGO.” 😂😂😂

Just realized that David Cross was in the first movie as the night attendant at the morgue.

@ciderfan823

Жыл бұрын

The guy with the bug spray that ends up stuck to the ceiling, right?

@mrbossman6811

11 ай бұрын

I think when K saw him up there must have got him down and neutralised him forgetting his memory in the process.

@DarkPaladin24

Ай бұрын

Yeah, that would be something I'd want to completely forget. Who wants to remember being stuck on a ceiling by some alien goo from a giant bug?

4:51 FRANK!.. 😂😂 called her a "bitch"

It’s the Oprah joke for me 😂😂😂😂😂

@geigertec5921

Жыл бұрын

I mean, she's clearly an Alien, and her name is Oprah, that's no human name.

@samreddig8819

6 ай бұрын

​​@@geigertec5921its actually a typo on her birth certificate. There's supposed to be a s in there somewhere and she was supposed to be named after a greek(?) god.

I like that he's excited at seeing a neuralyzer instead of panicking and realising that his mind is about to get wiped

I don't know why, but every time Frank says "bitch" I crack up

Rosario Dawson is just so, so pretty.

@tmac8505

11 ай бұрын

Ain't that the truth?

@maxfrankow1238

9 ай бұрын

Right?

@artimussantiago4779

Ай бұрын

Especially in sin city

@DarkPaladin24

Ай бұрын

Saying she's pretty is an understatement

The way he says “Move yo bum ass out of your moms house” always cracks me up

"Lots of people are sad when it rains." "It rains because you're sad, baby...."

David Cross is a fucking gem

Hallo een zeer Coole en tofe fantastische movie!!

so sad and fuunny man

*"Move yo bum ass outta yo mom's house! Boy, you like 40 years old!"* Well has it ever occurred to you that maybe he's living with his mom to help her out? Maybe she needs him there.

@markfox1545

Ай бұрын

No, he's a loser. Why are you putting up a defence, you still live with your Mom? Ffs, move out and get laid.😅

So... the guy picks up a shovel so he can technically 'move out' of his mom's house... okay

@FredPlanatia

5 ай бұрын

some dark space humor there.

@dom-romer663

3 ай бұрын

@@FredPlanatia you tube decides to notif about your reply, now, all of a sudden lol

@FredPlanatia

3 ай бұрын

@@dom-romer663 😅

Did she say I want to have your baby ? Lmao !!!

The girlfriend looks like Natalie Portman.

A princess from an alien planet was murdered. Agent K couldn't save her. She had a baby years ago.

Funny how the video was the total opposite of the meeting that really happened.

Who else is jealous that the worms got to play twister with Rosario Dawson?

@MLPAbraxas1

5 ай бұрын

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEE!!!!!

Reminds me of Howards Mom

Julie "The Cat" Gaffney

I just noticed the rocky horror picture show poster in his room lol

00:53 Will Smith about to smack him

"Move your hum ass out of your moms house" *grabs a shovel*

3:22 Newton: A Neuraliz…. Jay: Okay. First, get some contact lenses. Cause joints look like they can pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia. Get her a lobster dinner. Pay *more* than a dollar. Third, the second y’all get back from Cambodia, MOVE YOUR BUM A*S OUT OF YOUR MOM’S HOUSE. Boy, you like 40 years old. Kay: Agent Jay! Jay: A’ight! A’ight! Oh, and, uh, there is no such thing as aliens or Men In Black. Newton: You wanna go to Cambodia? Hailey: Yeah. Newton: (Grabs a shovel) Hey, Mom? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cutest couple award

K: Why didn’t you say I love you? J: He’s a dog. I don’t even like him. K: No no. The girl. 😂

Почему тарелка на плакате крутится?

❤❤❤

4:03 Man, that's just dark. J accidentally caused him to do this. Not sure how that is connected to "move your...out of your mom's house", but like I said, that's dark.

@SilverWolf442

2 ай бұрын

There's a lot there. HIs mom is old, so by getting rid of her, the house is his and she probably has an insurance policy as well with money to be gained allowing them to pay for their trip & lobster dinner. LMAO Also J inadvertently killed Jeff by leading Selena to him.....The true villain of these films is J!!!

I like the implication that being told a story while nuerolysed makes it so your first thought became your motivation. The dude was probably thinking he will be living with mum until she dies, ergo logically to move out mum muat die. Makes you wonder how many he just went nuts stories are nuerolysed people acting on faulty logic and a compulsion

カンボジア

I dont remember this scene?

0:25 Alvin and the chipmunks

@4:11 When the gang get to her first

I don't understand the shovel thing.

@GS-dc4dt

9 күн бұрын

He's going to move his mom out! To a convenient place, possibly under the patio. @xxDrain

Is that the guy who stole the chipmunks?

, ❤️💙💙❤️

d🎨pe ficti🌀n...✨

David Cross looks weird without glasses though.

😀😃 A neuroliz- 📸 😐😑

He can walk?!

@chrislarimore5650

Күн бұрын

😂

Is this guy Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks

Green money and red paint zone

As a child i had a huge crush on Rosario Dawson in this movie. I thought i was over it. Then i saw this video...

5:22 5:25

Makes sense, Oprah doesn’t seem human at all.

I wonder if the girl is serious or just being sarcastic about having his baby.

4:15

2:26

2:30

😅😮😅😮😅😮😅😮

4:11 4:18 4:26 4:32 4:35

Not getting emotionally involved with rasrio Dawson is like asking men not to eat food

No place for sad men!

Rosario's hair, makeup, and costume is so bad in this movie.

Jay's house with low ceiling is painful to watch. Why director wants that still don't have clue.