if i had a dollar loan for every lie trump said, I'd have a small loan of a million dollar. Lol

@GangnamWalrus

7 жыл бұрын

If I did the same for Bernie, I'd have enough to educate everyone in his America. 'Cuz it's free.

@rainforestsz

7 жыл бұрын

Please elaborate, with facts :-)

@TheBruceKeller

7 жыл бұрын

If I had a dollar for every person Hillary knows that's died on a plane or by suicide I'd have enough to take a bus instead of a plane.

@thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315

7 жыл бұрын

Bruce Keller pics or it didn't happen.

@militaryvetandfather

7 жыл бұрын

A million you say? Try proving 100 dollars worth! Evidence please.

Trevor just literally taught me how to properly confront a toddler.

@StrawberyCowM

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@rihannavevoc2168

3 жыл бұрын

ZayKyMC he wrong my artistic granddaughter goes on n on n own I have to play the ice cream game whoever can be quite or no ice cream it works 😂😂😂😂

@houdini9739

3 жыл бұрын

Literally planning to try this next time my 9 y/o sis throws a tantrum. Wish me luck!

@oanaboiciuc3067

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@munirayusuf4062

3 жыл бұрын

so true

4 years later... this is still so damn relevant.

@ianfrankegordon8451

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@meganfranco4260

4 жыл бұрын

omg hiii im on a quarintine politics run bc i have nothing better to do

@stoneadventure2018

3 жыл бұрын

If you can decrypt these two sentences, I will give you 1 Euro. ******************* pcncw tsqajwlo pcncw uswvqhwlo ******************* (Encrypted human proverbs) Secret key: Tip1:stone is so crazy that he is obsessed with everything in the world . (This sentence implies classical types of cryptography in the bud.) Tip2:… Tip3:Please remember to be gentle,hopeful, quiet, wonderful, knowledgeable, valuable and fantastic with our only spiritual home of mankind. We are all human beings on the earth.

@Exodius101

3 жыл бұрын

3 years but yeah

@weitang1196

3 жыл бұрын

You know what will never change? D J Trump...

A wise scholar once said , “ I can win when arguing with smart people, but I can never win with stupid ones.”

@mj-f7135

4 жыл бұрын

totally right

@jckprobability5204

3 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020....No to killary, demonrats and obama who destroyed a beautiful and prosperous country LIBYA...Shame on them...

@kewebco

3 жыл бұрын

@@jckprobability5204 wow. now THAT is priceless. darwin...shut up!

@akuunebi4536

3 жыл бұрын

That's bcos those so called wise ones are actually the stupid ones

@hl8216

3 жыл бұрын

another wise scholar once said "people who interrupt frequently and unnecessarily are mostly fools"

The toddler impression!! 😂😂

@jacobevans489

7 жыл бұрын

Ashmita Nandy I dont think Id shoulded be president

@whiteraven550

7 жыл бұрын

Ashmita Nandy perfect

@rob8872

7 жыл бұрын

and the tiny hands in the elevator...

@TheGerm24

7 жыл бұрын

The British soldier impression was pretty funny as well.

@jacobevans489

7 жыл бұрын

toxic anaconda 4 but really 2. But hey in the mean time its gonna be funny as fuck watching this idiot ruin any and all credit he has with the public. Our country is to great to be ruined by one fool so I aint worried. I just can't wait for aloryou trump supporters to see him puss out on all his big plans. Have fun seeing all your ideas and simplistic beliefs fall flat on their faces.

Never before in our history have we elected a person that lie openly to the people and they love him for it.

@revolution94ful

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Dunson Thank the sjw garbage. As long as pc outrage continues, we'll keep getting trump

@vinsanity1976

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Dunson unless you count William Jefferson Clinton and Obama.

@Zentesukien

7 жыл бұрын

really shows how that half of America that voted for him are racist and stupid.

@TheIDGE

7 жыл бұрын

This old trope, how much of the debt racked up under Obama is attributable the bushes wars, Medicare part D, which had no payment mechanism and was a giveaway to pharmaceutical companies and massive tax cuts for the wealthy? How much to the crash due to non-existent banking regulation during bush? Any contribution made due to Obama's policies is small change compared to what was dump on him.

@brittanyalana5151

7 жыл бұрын

I recommend watching this video. He is good at giving off false information. Especially numbers & stats. But it also proves what a fraud he is, and many other issues. Like his relations to KKK, His relations to Russia. His beef with Mexico, and why he is so interested in a wall. From little things to major dirt. I am surprised it didn't become as popular to watch as "Clinton Cash" did, back when they were running. It even shows him & Romney have been buddies for years. He endorsed Romney back in the election against Obama. And it shows where him & the Clintons have always been friends. All that shit he talked during campaign about Hillary was for show. kzread.info/dash/bejne/qmxkm5d7obTZhrg.html

Trevor Noah, you should run for President of The United States.

@rosemarymbonika8945

4 жыл бұрын

He cant.u have to born in USA

@chris-hi9wu

4 жыл бұрын

@@rosemarymbonika8945 whoosh

@katakurithecalamity9840

4 жыл бұрын

i swear to god if i were a citizen i will vote for trevor noah

@user-do4jy3qc7z

4 жыл бұрын

Ooo hoooo

@patrickpresident7869

4 жыл бұрын

Nagelys Muniz President

Just watched this (in 2019) and damn... Trevor really did accurately predict a lot of things about Trump.

@Luucidfl

4 жыл бұрын

Just watched this a little after trump got impeached

@vidhyavighasinikanagaraj7702

4 жыл бұрын

It's new year's eve 2019 and it's hilarious to watch it now lol

@ianian2425

4 жыл бұрын

2020 now, he got acquitted but he went on to keep lying

@ianfrankegordon8451

4 жыл бұрын

I am in lockdown from covid 19

@stamatiamichelaki5008

4 жыл бұрын

2020: the USA is falling down, Falling down, falling down The USA is falling down!!! Farewell ma lady

Anyone still mourning the death of facts? I am.

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

Stop lyin

@morbotheconquer

7 жыл бұрын

Burton Junkie Evidence shows that yes actually they would. Also, they both probably view themselves as artists of sorts, comedians, a grouo of people who just wants the largest audience possible with the most freedom possible, aka America. Uk is small audience, South Africa is not much freedom historically.

@deka360

7 жыл бұрын

Burton Junkie you are a stupid person, for your sake, I hope this isn't the first time somebody has told you......You are a stupid person.

@halflifemasta

7 жыл бұрын

don/t you have a girlfriend thats getting pounded by a black guy to watch for your pleasure

@godminnette2

7 жыл бұрын

Oh really? You think that Trevor Noah is an Englishman who came here to get rich? You think they are lesser citizens than you because they weren't born here? You presume their intelligence based on their political views despite the fact that they provide facts and evidence and you haven't? Why do you think this? Do you have examples of these things, evidence for this? Hey, speaking to toddlers like you *is* kinda fun. But I'm going to provide some facts for you anyways. Trevor Noah was successful before he came here from South Africa, and the policies he advocates for are anti-rich, so don't delude yourself. He came here because he wanted more freedom (being mixed made him basically considered subhuman in SA), but is seeing it trampled now and is scared. Did you watch his segment on the President of South Africa? Things are getting worse back in his home country. Noah and Oliver have every right to speak their mind, it's their first amendment right. They are more active in our civil duties than you are, considering they inform many people of facts and beliefs, and provide comedic relief for our country in a time of need. They also have provided awareness to various charities and have done a great deal of work with them. They are here because they love the country and want to see it improve. John Oliver is a whistleblower for issues in America that many do not know of, pointing out scandal and fraud and injustice. His series on the American legal system is outstanding. Noah has specifically aided in preparing for Trump and provided good insight on how Trump behaves, something many Americans need to know. They do it with great professionalism, something that you clearly don't have, calling people libitards and speaking in all capitals. Also, you've never watched a comedian in Britain. The most default humor there is: make fun of the British. I mean, even in America John Oliver still makes fun of the British, he does self deprecation every episode.

Compares Trump to a toddler. Doesn't even mention his tiny hands.

@Guccius_Maximus

7 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Hartle when he was talking about him pressing all the buttons on the elevator like a toddler they showed a picture of small hands with the person wearing a suit lol.

@metleon

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he didn't actually say "tiny hands".

@m0d3rn4g3

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he doesn't need to. Haven't you heard of the saying "a picture is worth a thousand words"?

@ABN6565

7 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Hartle Sipping some Patron and lost it all by reading you post. I just seen a Trump cardboard cutout with tiny hands. lmmfao

@enfinnity_9484

7 жыл бұрын

It showed tiny hands on the elevator pic.

Trevor, Trevor, TREVOR, you are the right dose of medicine to depression... Keep up the great job.

@alikasim9627

2 жыл бұрын

Yes really

The core of the problem : everytime Trump tweet something, someone reacts. Let's make a challenge of a day : do not respond Trump tweets for a day. No retweets, no comment, nothing.

@jckprobability5204

3 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020....No to killary, demonrats and obama who destroyed a beautiful and prosperous country LIBYA...Shame on them...

@raleighitesquirrel

3 жыл бұрын

That'd last like 2 minutes xD

@lloydallgood2481

3 жыл бұрын

@@jckprobability5204 are you Russian?trump jumped on a Obama economic train chugging along and takes credit for it.even trump can't stop this economy. Not right away anyway

@tsinquisition3455

3 жыл бұрын

@Victor Hugo you have lost the challenge 😂

@beetle6746

3 жыл бұрын

He would legit start a small war if they ignore him a three year old doesn’t even crave attention like that

Wait, we are just NOW noticing the similarities between Trump and a toddler? Where the hell has everyone been for the past year?

@andresb4295

7 жыл бұрын

mtunis i bet you're one of those people 😀

@andresb4295

7 жыл бұрын

mtunis 😄

@mtunis

7 жыл бұрын

Oh man, you sure got me! Aren't you a smart one? Please do tell me more, that you as a stranger, know about me!

@andresb4295

7 жыл бұрын

mtunis ive been watching you 😈👹👿👺👽💀👻

@Chavee496tee

7 жыл бұрын

mtunis Judging from your 'emoticons' you've been posting these messages between 'nipple breaks', right?

What kills me about Trump supporters is that when you make a statement about Trump, they don't defend Trump by saying "that's not true he did this and this" they say one or two things; either they say Hillary is worse or the media is biased. He is going to be the president it is time to stop giving him a pass and look at him only and really critique him

@YouTube.Algorithmic.F___kery

7 жыл бұрын

Then you need to do the same with Obama because the media gave him a complete pass. His communications guy even joked about how easy it was to dupe the media.

@HakeemIsMyWorld

7 жыл бұрын

l11219 see, there you go. so now you're comparing to Obama instead of Hillary

@TMIDiva

7 жыл бұрын

It's like being a liar means nothing to these people. Obama has been this mellow intellectual with tons of dignified ethics and the ranting Trump was screaming that he wasn't even BORN in this country? That sort of off the wall crap and his OBVIOUS fondness for his own name plastered on everything? Apparently, they are trying to redefine what passes for decency.

@thugger2176

7 жыл бұрын

TMIDiva can you prove obama didn't find isis? Exactly

@TheRico725

7 жыл бұрын

Thugger21 can you prove he did? exactly

That Ted Cruz trick was gold. I wactually WAS thinking of Ted Cruz, when he asked who is the "slimiest politician you can think of."

I hate that I actually switched between politicians in my head for a second and decided on Cruz and when Trevor Noah guessed it I gasped like a child watching a magician pull their card.

Imagine accidentally leaking nuke launch codes on twitter

@666Tomato666

7 жыл бұрын

they were 000000 for like 4 decades, it won't matter

@MrMlbfan6

7 жыл бұрын

great scourings 💯💯💯

@armaniac661

7 жыл бұрын

tried 000000, somehow ended up downloading the entire history of helicopters from Pornhub. You lied, man!

@dennispremoli7950

7 жыл бұрын

Well then what? Its not liek you got access to a nuke and they can change them in minutes

@anobjectiveninja

7 жыл бұрын

You can't do anything with just the codes... I hope he leaks information about Area 51...

who else thinks that Noah is a Legend in the making

@Nmille98

7 жыл бұрын

Glad Sita He's becoming more of a journalist and less of a comedian who panders to millennials. We're all gonna cry when Trump has him shot on live TV.

@AR7271

7 жыл бұрын

He isn't any sort of legend. He is too afraid to debate me. That makes him a chump, not a legend.

@RealKillaKO

7 жыл бұрын

AR7271 and who are you? Does he know you want to debate?

@gladsita1483

7 жыл бұрын

+Chanel Davis LeGend is a big word Chanel thread carefully Jon Stewart is a Legend Oprah is a Legend I Luv Trevor but u can't compare him to a Legend he is on the way tho but he hasn't arrived yet

@Avozsolitaria

7 жыл бұрын

It really depends what happens after and during the Trump Tyranny. If he goes after Trump, great. If he then turns around and let's Democrats get away with corporate welfare and bullshit euphemisms like "clean coal" then he'll just be another Viacom pawn.

Why is his advice to the news media STILL relevant years later?!

Logic is the downfall of every toddler. Trevor Noah should be receiving a knighthood.

Ugh i wish this nightmare would just end!!! Trevor is literally the only time I laugh at the news now!

@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158

7 жыл бұрын

Rhona Nathalie Well, everybody laughs AT Fox News people, that counts.

@CHEYMIX

7 жыл бұрын

+Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus made my day

@simransimran9339

7 жыл бұрын

Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus The scary thing is that now even Kelly over at fox seems to make sense. You know it's bad when fox is fact checking.

@Bigbadbo121

7 жыл бұрын

Elaborate

Trump tells the truth just as many times as I have shit gold

@thegreenbean6518

7 жыл бұрын

i cant splel every one dies

@funlife4045

7 жыл бұрын

Cameren Ceniceros it means none.. lol

@GinaMazzola

7 жыл бұрын

pics or it didn't happen

@GreebleClown

7 жыл бұрын

Well you don't look like Caligula's horse...

@yermawm7917

7 жыл бұрын

Cameren Ceniceros yea why can't he be honest like Hillary

That terminator analogy was brilliant.

There is a turkish saying which says"One crazy threw a stone into the fountain, now 40 clever man trying to get it out." Now i know who this crazy person is.

@greatsoldier50708

4 жыл бұрын

Thats deep

@Jor6800

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo I'm dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@lemonflavouredbleach3640

4 жыл бұрын

@@greatsoldier50708 Just like the stone lol

"Pics or it didn't happen".

@user-bm3rc3os6d

7 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a hashtag used after every Tweet sent to Trump.

@tai-cx5vj

7 жыл бұрын

Barnacules Nerdgasm Go get some more fucking Titan X's you damn Nerd, I fucking love you

@PanicbyExample

7 жыл бұрын

"pics or it didn't happen" is a pretty popular meme... truth is trump used one big plug to put himself in front of fact checking (anti-mexican rhetoric), the same way he used one big plug to get his tv show (myth of brand success) without that opening the same way trevor has his show or a standard politician has their office, he could be more easily ignored... he can't stop tweeting because he has no attention span or capacity for governance and that's the story the media is being shunned from reporting and is risking reducing the presidency to being a job anybody could phone in "pics or it didn't happen" might reach reasonable people who need something to believe in and were hoping he would become more coherent but his base is still going to be beyond the reach of that, so he's going to keep up twittering...... shit i just depressed myself back to two weeks ago... i'm sorry man, i thought i was going somewhere with this

@HannesRadke

7 жыл бұрын

dangerous in the age of Photoshop (+lot of unemployed graphic artists :P)

@yu-tengchang527

7 жыл бұрын

Hannes Radke

I love how Trevor has really found his voice since the election.

@natedavis5332

5 жыл бұрын

I find it ironic he won the election why is he worried about voters fraud

@nuqmanmursyid569

4 жыл бұрын

@@natedavis5332 maybe because he doesn't want anyone to know that he himself benefitted from it

If it wasn’t for the live audience, I would be thought this was posted yesterday

The way he said "I don't think I should be president " in a toddler's voice had me LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@keesdevreugd9177

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, same here. Coffee came out of my nose.

@proculusjulius7035

2 жыл бұрын

@@keesdevreugd9177 lol.

Q: How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books? A: It starts at Chapter 11

@selfmadetrillin2581

7 жыл бұрын

😆

@desmondgentle1474

7 жыл бұрын

Self Made Trillin This made me laugh.

@Haley-fo4tw

7 жыл бұрын

U copied that joke from hillary clinton just saying

@666Tomato666

7 жыл бұрын

+Pikachu for President really? when did Hillary made such a crude joke?

@CometX-ing

7 жыл бұрын

D-did you just laugh at your own joke?

I never thought Trevor Noah would be my new hero. Him and John Oliver. Thank God for them for keeping us sane in this insanity.

@mariesinging7654

4 жыл бұрын

Trevor I saw your visit to your grandmother. But I'm afraid your grandmother would not understand the silliness of America. Because Africa is busy trying to make a living. God bless her.

@houdini9739

3 жыл бұрын

Seth Meyers is pretty great too. I watch him Trevor to get my news without getting too depressed at the state of the country.

I love how you can hear some ladies screaming "Yes" when he said "You're thinking of Ted Cruz"

"always grabbing thing they arenot supposed to.." damn maan you are savage..😂😂#respect

At least someone is saying, "pics or it didn't happen."

@Sully3000

7 жыл бұрын

that part cracked me up XD

@GreebleClown

7 жыл бұрын

Sully 1147 This might actually work...

@erinquon8397

7 жыл бұрын

Xyleth that was the perfect way to end it

@olivergarcia2304

7 жыл бұрын

John Doe 878393719 Gut erklärt. Stimmt, was Du da hingetippt hast. Kriegst von mir 'ne +1.

@gentleman_oni

7 жыл бұрын

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

"Logic, the downfall of every toddler," Lol, Hillarious, yet true

I love Trevor SO MUCH! He’s the only show (other than occasionally watching the office) I watch every day.

This has to be the best commentary I've heard in a long time! I was told long ago that once you enter into an argument with a child you've already lost. I've been wondering why journalists keep taking the bait on the outrageous statements made. I don't need a bunch of news channels regurgitating and dramatizing stories already blasted on social media. They've all become complacent and lazy if you ask me. This is all a distraction from the real issues! Journalists need to wake up, do their job, investigate and report real news.

@Chavee496tee

7 жыл бұрын

Nancy Dan When the journalists are residing in a 69 year old lying, corrupted soiled rear-end, what else but pure faeces can we expect?

@kohsmoger1567

7 жыл бұрын

We can report what he does, what bills he signs and who he appoints not what he tweets. It's honestly a waste of time.

@nancydan1234

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed, that was my point. Stop reporting on his dumb tweets, report on decisions he's making and policies he's changing. I shudder to think what will happen to my taxes and social security over the next few years.

@Dzillarable

7 жыл бұрын

dont watch the main stream media ; its very bias you can see.

@katnipT3013

7 жыл бұрын

Nancy Dan You are so right. Wake up news journalists, stop allowing him to bait you and follow through until Dump gives you a valid, sensible response. He has obviously completely intimidated the journalists to a point of frustration.. Time to. man up!

I used this method with a Trump supporter the other day and it ended kind of like that.

@thewonderlander1372

6 жыл бұрын

Beatnikzombie lol

U are a freaking genius trevor

Stop insulting toddlers they pay attention to grown up (sometimes) 😂

This is the realest shit i've ever heard....

@charlesmasclef1309

5 жыл бұрын

It's woke.

@angelawilliams9088

4 жыл бұрын

Trevor is awesome!

@decrepitmanlet652

4 жыл бұрын

oh no, you’re watching fake news.

I love Trevor Noah so much

@tristanlatham7767

4 жыл бұрын

I hope your a girl, because if you’re a dude, you’re like, really, really gay Ok I’m over my homophobia now.

@blu3gam3r_74

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like it but the number of likes is unchangeable also I do too!

@ebaycat4445

3 жыл бұрын

Tristan Latham and?

@he.quetzal4

3 жыл бұрын

@@tristanlatham7767 um. you can love someone like an inspired way AND a looking up to way... chill.

The orange man with the tiny hands is scarier than any fictional monster!

This guy is my favorite comedian, I really love this show.

Never thought anybody could replace Jon Stewart....this dude is amazingly good

It's obvious that the closer he gets to The White House the more he is mentally breaking down. For real.

@TMIDiva

7 жыл бұрын

I was just saying that! He's losing his cookies....

@Nubias

7 жыл бұрын

Breaking? more like broke

@erawwwww

7 жыл бұрын

Right... Breaking down is what obama always did for 8 years every other sentence is a stutter... If if if if if if.. Name one good thing obama did go ahead try it its tough i bet... Remember when Obama mocked trump saying he wouldn't bring back jobs from carrier that were going to Mexico well he did .. Obama is clueless he looked in the workers eyes of carrier and said we can't do nothing about your jobs they're gone..what an imbecile and I guarantee you and your family voted for him a guy that all he cared about was putting transgenders in whatever bathroom they choose and letting all kinds of thugs rapists into our country and we pay for all their needs while they fuck us .. It must suck being fooled well its easier to be fooled than to convince someone they have been fooled ..so i expect you won't grasp it you'll go along saying obama was cool and duck donald trump LMAO

@ongobongo8333

7 жыл бұрын

erick perdigon Obama saved 16million jobs. Educate yourself.

@TheDareDay

7 жыл бұрын

jamie Allen1977 this doesn't even make any sense lmaoooo trump supporters really do spew out bullshit when they have nothing valid to say back

Trevor this is one of ur best ones ! Behind all that humor you have a knack of bring out insights and intelligence into a world which is loosing its ability to comprehend and reason. Thank you.

Nah, a conversation with toddler looks like this: Toddler: "Muh dad'z a strohnghast man in da wold!" You: "What makes you say that?" Toddler: "Once..." **begins mumbling and walks away** end of conversation. altough the toddler still mumbles along.

@ameennasar2583

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Trump does the same. We all get irritated by mumbles 😅

Trevor, I now watch the Daily show DAILY because of you. Great job. Keep it up.

If there's anything we've learned from all this, it's that Fred Trump is the strongest man in the world.

@MrMlbfan6

7 жыл бұрын

Jake Pope L

@CHEYMIX

7 жыл бұрын

l

@mrv7916

7 жыл бұрын

Jake Pope Will let's just hope Trump presidency doesn't become like "Back To The Future II."

@crazyalcayne

7 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who saw the Biff Trump connection lol!! When's Marty gonna get here?

@mrv7916

7 жыл бұрын

crazyalcayne Only Marty would know what to do and our only hope lol. But seriously that could happen not like in the movie but something similar or much worst.

Noah or whoever write these segments are brilliant

I am having a crush on Noah. What a man and what a sense of humour!!

I should be studying for my anatomy exam in 2 hours but here I am

@tshepomokoana4973

7 жыл бұрын

Barbie Kerry L or rather F

@jircnivrunefarlordelnix3155

7 жыл бұрын

Good luck!

@barbiekerry8451

7 жыл бұрын

Jircniv Rune Farlord El Nix thanks but I'm going to study rn

@gurug1161

7 жыл бұрын

Barbie Kerry all the best Kerry

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

ROCKED YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

Welp, time to make a Twitter bot that responds to all of Donald Trump's tweets with "Pics or it didn't happen." EDIT: Follow @pics_plz

@Jivetalkin13

7 жыл бұрын

· 0xFFF1 Do it, or if not you find someone who can, please!

@-shaquille-9156

7 жыл бұрын

· 0xFFF1 please do

@Exavior31

7 жыл бұрын

lol, time to DDOS some alt right bullshit

@MinersLoveGames

7 жыл бұрын

Do it. Please.

@MooglesNest

7 жыл бұрын

either that or "elaborate"

Ted's birth certificate is so cute with that foot print lol..

Today, after watching this video after 2.5 years, I don't think so that many people tried this with Trump, or they failed because he is still going strong with lies.

Trumps favourite souce is "a lot of people"

Trevor,you are fantastic! Thank you for your wonderful insight, humor, and intellect!!!

This is the best advice I've gotten so far on how to deal with the Trump issue.

Me still wondering after weeks how Trevor knew I was thinking of Ted Cruz

Spot on Trevor! *watching this video whilst reading his book*

@gregorybertrand645

7 жыл бұрын

You're a hell of a multi-tasker. I can't concentrate on reading and watching a video.

@aquadee91

7 жыл бұрын

Gregory Bertrand Gregory Bertrand Lol It's a gift and a curse. *just finished the book*

@abram730

7 жыл бұрын

Tony Schwartz wrote Trumps, Art of The Deal. Toddlers aren't up to writing books.

@aquadee91

7 жыл бұрын

Abram Carroll True that. That's why I chose to read Noah's memoir "Born a Crime" instead. It was brilliant and insightful. Man, he had a hard childhood.

@xXJesperXx

7 жыл бұрын

I just got my copy in the mail today! So excited to start it

America must Survive the next 4 years 👽🇺🇸 Keep love alive even in dark times 💜💚

@dwg8084

7 жыл бұрын

A Torres Maybe it's better if it dies. Put it out of its misery.

@Midnight-Starfish

7 жыл бұрын

Put it out like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Just put a gun to the back of America's head, talk about how much freedom it has as it stares out at the sunset, and pull the trigger.

@happenz6332

7 жыл бұрын

you mean in dank times.

@forks3819

7 жыл бұрын

A Torres 8 years*

@OverlordZephyros

7 жыл бұрын

Nah... let america die... it had its time. Let another kid play World Super power

4 years later and this video is still relevant.

26 years and I just changed my ideal man to Trevor Noah. gosh, his humour and delivery 💎💎💎💎

Trevor Noah has really upped his game since the election.

@Executi0ner246

7 жыл бұрын

xdir "Upped his game" nice joke for a liberal

Toddler logic. Exactly.

@nowedditing755

7 жыл бұрын

lisen to it again he mixes up the voice

@TF2CrunchyFrog

5 жыл бұрын

On the TV show 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' it was called "insane troll logic", but it's basically the same thing.

You just taught me how to argue with my niece thank you

I just saw this today. This is just brilliant! Good advice here :)

This man is BRILLIANT. Those toddler impressions are the best!

they should ask trump to name the 3 branches of government I'd be curious lol

@gusstavv

7 жыл бұрын

And he would deflect and say "they are great, believe me, ..." and escape from answering it. He has done it before.

@alexcuellar484

7 жыл бұрын

+bill bixby what's your point ? ^ do you seriously think fact free Donald could pass a basic civics test or name the first 10 amendments? lol

@alexcuellar484

7 жыл бұрын

+Gusstavv's Stuff yea idk I hate the pussy media that doesn't hold these fuckers accountable. John Stewart used to grill people on interviews lol

@bigdutch9578

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Cuellar Trump has an IQ of 150...he's probably smarter than you :)

@fayetaylor6528

7 жыл бұрын

Bigdutch, franticly searching to see if Alex Jones has mentioned trumps IQ!!

"Pics or it didn't happen" 😂😂😂

@davedon260

3 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

lmao I was actually thinking of lyin' ted.

Except every time you ask someone to cite their sources these days, they say, "I shouldn't have to, you lazy millennial, look it up yourself." Some people think the proof of what they're saying is SO obvious that disagreeing with them is just a display of ignorance on your part.

@YashRamisetty

7 жыл бұрын

you can respond by saying "Is that what you tell the teacher when they ask you to cite their sources?"

@hayes2232

7 жыл бұрын

And if they do cite their source, it's a fake news source that they couldn't bother authenticating. It's like we have to sweep behind their laziness for them to see that they're wrong.

@sd501st5

7 жыл бұрын

Just like common sense, knowledge and understanding of the "burden of proof" isn't all that common. Anyway, just saying "Burden of proof" as a response is a good idea. And when they ask what that is, you tell them "I shouldn't have to, you lazy pre-school dropout, look it up yourself." :)

@death4946

7 жыл бұрын

Jeez THAT guy insults more than anything

@shortbussurfer

7 жыл бұрын

I'm confused, are you a reporter? If I am in a situation where I need to ask someone to site their sources I already don't believe them. People on the defensive act differently. When Having a debate with someone I prefer to agree with their first or second wildly BS claim until they eventually hit a home run and say something so outlandish that even their team turns their back on them. You've all seen it. I don't win debates so much as show the other person the door to walk through to lose it.

That Terminator metaphor for standard politicians and Trump was fucking gold LOL

I now realize, this is how Jordan Klepper talks to trump supporters in rallies. Practicing what they preach! Amen.

Trevor Noah! Thank you for the entertainment. A very funny and an extremely bold show! Addicted to it !! And needless to say, your good looks is an addition to the addiction!

I'm gonna laugh my ass off when the country goes to shit and Trump tweets and blames the American people 😂💦

@loroferoz8809

7 жыл бұрын

Which he'll likely do. Trump behaves a lot like Chávez. And Chávez did precisely that.

@Chavee496tee

7 жыл бұрын

loroferoz ...and if you believe that, you're as smart as Chavez, unles by your brilliant logic, there is no difference between Trump and Chavez. The road to his presidency has already gone down in history. It's not some fluke. Btw, are you "differently abled"? You sound like you're deaf, dumb and blind!

@shininglamb

7 жыл бұрын

Except that it is not happening, but just really ur wish.

@coke1011

7 жыл бұрын

shininglamb he's busy tweeting & you think he has time to run the country ?

@coke1011

7 жыл бұрын

Chavee49 it was a fluke. he created a problem that DOES NOT exist. We have bigger problems than immigrants, unemployment rates have gone down tremendously since '08, and our trade is fine. What he's doing is creating a disease, and selling the cure and you idiots fell for it.

Actually, I was thinking of Rudy Giuliani, but then I remembered he's not actually a politician. Just an angry ferret who somehow sneaks through the cracks onto television media.

@acmenipponair

7 жыл бұрын

CEOofFRESH1: You expect a typical millenial to remember the greatness of a politician, who have done well for NYC before the time this millenial came aware of politics? *lol* the only thing Finn Underwood knows about Giuliani is that he has fought the criminals with sometimes to harsh methods, which were considered not constitutional enough. He didn't remember him in building up NYC after the democrats ruined the city in the 80s and 90s and 9/11...

@tekobari

7 жыл бұрын

An _honorary_ knight. That's like saying you got a degree from Harvard when they gave you an honorary one for speaking at commencement. Is that the best you can do? Damn.

@acmenipponair

7 жыл бұрын

tekobari: You know, that you only can become a honorary knight in the 21th century? The only knights by heritage are those, whose ancestors have been knights in the middle ages. The king or queen is not able to make you a knight with birth rights since the Magna Carta. So becoming a "honorary knight" is the HIGHEST offer you can get from the queen.

@tekobari

7 жыл бұрын

Acme. Nipp-on-AiR I'm only saying that getting a knighthood, particularly an honorary one, isn't some validation of character nor actions, nor that the person receiving it is himself honorable. It seemed odd to me that it was thought to be positive proof of Guiliani's virtue after 9/11. I can't imagine any other mayor who wouldn't have handled it in a similar way.

Well said Trevor!!...

watching since hours now. Congratulations!!! America is not lost! You are unbelivable, incredible and untertaining - a brilliant mind!

Trevor is a mind reader! Cruz popped into my mind immediately.

2:10 those tiny hands made me laught too hard

Simply fantastic !!!!

3:21 I love that picture honestly! So creative...

I actually kind of want Trump to tweet about goblins and unicorns now just to see that news story lol

I keep waiting to wake up. What a nightmare!!

"oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive" Sir Walter Scott

Nailed it Trevor!

This show has the best writers in business. Very soon, Trump will be tweeting about Trevor.

@metalcake2288

7 жыл бұрын

Trump already said that Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is "Very Boring"

@CNWhatImSaiyan

7 жыл бұрын

+Caine Kiewit That's nothing compared to his reactions to Seth Meyers; it's just nothing but steaming ears since 2011 XD

@creativelife9871

7 жыл бұрын

Really? LMAO!!! He's a tool.

@JaBarge303

7 жыл бұрын

Sneha Praveen you probably haven't seen John Oliver, but yeah

@sparkletone1684

7 жыл бұрын

He did it to Jon Stewart; it's only a matter of time before he tweets about Trevor. I'm waiting on it.

Trevor Noah should host an American History documentary. I'd watch it :P

I wanna come to your show someday . . I enjoy every episode Trevor...

@ 9:14 the skit starting about arguing with a toddler and the toddler ending with "I don't think I should be president" had me LOL and actually clapping like I was in the audience. I think that was brilliantly played out......love you Trevor Noah

GOBLINS ARE FASTER THAN UNICORNS! OMG

@whiteraven550

7 жыл бұрын

Melissa Monroe i knew it

@metalcake2288

7 жыл бұрын

How so?

@leygouldgrant8244

7 жыл бұрын

sad

@MsGrapeNehi

7 жыл бұрын

I can't believe the president-elect says things like "Sad" and "Not nice". NOT NICE? He even SPEAKS like a toddler!

@leygouldgrant8244

7 жыл бұрын

You forgot about "crooked Hillary" which is pretty stupid even if you are not a hillary supporter. He made fun of an unable journalist who is ill. He "moves on women like a bitch grab 'em by the pussy" among other things

That was probably the best and the most accurate toddler impression I've ever seen. He even looked like a baby.

That Grabbing Thing Still Gets Me. 😂😂😂😂

This logic is so right.... Yet they still don't use it

lol I like that "JFK assassin" bit for who the father is on Ted Cruz's birth certificate 😂😂😂

@MsGrapeNehi

7 жыл бұрын

And that he was born in the year 666. xD

@ellakelly4865

7 жыл бұрын

the footprint has 6 toes too

@mattlife25

7 жыл бұрын

OnceUponAPiano you mean the zodiac killer?

@Nylon_riot

7 жыл бұрын

He might not be for long. If he is found to have been collaborating with Putin before the election, he can be removed for treason. Or something else dubious.

@nikolatasev4948

7 жыл бұрын

+CEOofFRESH1 In all of wikileaks there is nothing to prove Hillary doing anything criminal. You are just throwing it around, without bothering to check what's in it. The "rigged" DNC nomination was about them debating if they should make an issue out of Sander's Atheism, and deciding against it. People are complaining Hillary took donations from the Arab world, while Trump has business ventures there and is far more dependent on them. People are complaining Hillary is a criminal, when she has never been convicted of anything. Trump, on the other hand, is a proven criminal twice - first paying a fine for bribing a politician with his "charity" foundation, and second by violating the Cuba embargo. And I'm not even considering the fraud lawsuit he settled.

I still can't believe this is happening. PRESIDENT TRUMP.... like what crazy universe did I wake up in??? 😱

love his brit accent😍😉

Brilliant!

Trevor Noah just keeps getting better and better!