Kathleen Kennedy has been the sith lord all along

@rachelrasmussen1101

24 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@tomg9476

23 күн бұрын

My theory is that George Lucas hurt her somehow and that this is her revenge

@sebulbathx

23 күн бұрын

How Kathleen Kennedy has destroyed Star Wars and Lucas Films is how the emperor would have destroyed the galaxy if Luke or Vader didn't stop him.

@BulkyPen

23 күн бұрын

No no, shit lord..

@SteveMcGarrigle

23 күн бұрын

Always two there are. The master and the apprentice…”Oh Hi Kathleen, hi Lesley…” 👀

They’re so heterophobic it’s sickening. How can they be so bigoted and not brought charges against for discrimination?

'Super easy, barely an inconvenience. " Saw what you did there

@EricPrductn

24 күн бұрын

That’s tight.

@alexpurol6810

24 күн бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah

@user-vd2jk7dl3p

23 күн бұрын

​​@@alexpurol6810....yeah

@mustafahussain3972

22 күн бұрын

Hey shut up

@AregPone

22 күн бұрын

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that thing...

You look at it in the wrong way, there are murders happening, and the mystery is figuring out how one lesbian got another lesbian pregnant.

@jyidorne8042

22 күн бұрын

Yea, the series isn't a " murder mystery", it's a "there's murder, but there's also a mystery" and the mystery is how the writers of the Acolyte manage to remember to breathe when their brain capacity is of this caliber.

@nealgrimes4382

22 күн бұрын

Or how a young Sith Acolyte bested a Jedi Master with a Letter opener.

@blazingknight.

22 күн бұрын

@@jyidorne8042 it is a murder mystery, and the mystery is how effectively they will be able to murder Star Wars with this

@cz5836

22 күн бұрын

​@@nealgrimes4382the dark side provides a lot of fast paths to power, its not surprising to see a sith apprentice besting a jedi master. Maul and Qui Gon Jin come to mind, though it may not be the best example given the fact that Maul was trained well and "mastered" much of his training.

@ketchupcommander

22 күн бұрын

Well one things for sure, there are zero lesbian jedi- the Jedi code strictly forbids having ''attachments''

I love how everyone calls Trinity, Trinity.

@2nd_Directorate

24 күн бұрын

Well they made her act and fight like Trinity. Shame, as Carrie Ann Moss is a really good actress...but noooo we can´t have that. We need to copy something successful.....

@nealgrimes4382

23 күн бұрын

It's not as bad as that guy from squid games.

Anakin 9= Too old Osha 8= lets make her a Jedi!!

@acatwood11

25 күн бұрын

8 is the cutoff. Yoda said that in a novel

@matheuss886

24 күн бұрын

They did say at some point in Episode 1 she was too old and mourning and that made her kind of unfit to be a Jedi.

@nimz8521

24 күн бұрын

@@acatwood11 Which makes zero sense because his species are still children in their fifties.

@acatwood11

24 күн бұрын

@@nimz8521 I was just being snarky, I have no idea what the age rules actually are.

@zevmerces

24 күн бұрын

affirmative action

Colombo was a murder mystery series where you knew who the killer was from the start, but the intrigue of how Colombo would figure it out still made a great mystery thriller. But it seems like Acolyte couldn’t even do that right.

@orangefacedbuddah1776

24 күн бұрын

ha ha ha , you remember columbo.

@chaelzeng2224

24 күн бұрын

Exactly - if The Acolyte wasn't an LGBTQ+ Star Wars, no one would spend even a second on this garbage. The only point the show has is to upset the fans. That's one marketing strategy, but I would have preferred a different approach. 🌈🚀😒📺🤔

@richtes

24 күн бұрын

@@orangefacedbuddah1776Do you want them to watch this new trash? I’m pretty sure Columbo is on some cable channel

@5353Jumper

24 күн бұрын

In this series we will be figuring out the motive - and also who actually killed the twins family. 😊

@georgezee5173

24 күн бұрын

You can even make the bad guy the protagonist and make audience root for them in everything relating not being caught by the "detective". Even in shows like Breaking Bad they played with that aspect from the very beginning and it was very exiting. Or shows like Invincible shares with you the secret that one of the main character is the killer but the reason of why they did it is kept a mystery for almost the whole season, and yet it increases your interest since the person is not supposed to be a villain. There is no excuse to create an uninteresting murder mystery story where the audience knows who the murderer is from the beginning.

The way Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant just burst out laughing felt like she was just waiting for a darn moment to do that.

@csmith1298

24 күн бұрын

@sovietvirus9270 That, and the fact that she sounds (looks like?) Nelson Muntz when she...ahem...laughs (fake). What an empty vessel she is...

@DaveLynchWriter

24 күн бұрын

Yeah, that cackle in the clip at the start was like an evil one where she knew she was destroying something others loved.

@woodjohnn

23 күн бұрын

Wonder what kind of terrible shit she covered up for Harvey the Orc?

@jesseromero5953

23 күн бұрын

@@DaveLynchWriterkinda like taking a note from her old boss

@todde.204

23 күн бұрын

Disagree. I think she has her own show out. I think people have to listen to her, she's in charge. I think she believes she is important and is buying her own bullshit. That laugh was purely a forced laugh that was done for the benefit of the interviewer. "Here you adorable peasant, let me bless your subpar interview with the gift of my loud boisterous beloved laugh. Verily I have imbued thee with Holy satisfaction. When you go on today with the rest of your boring life, take this blessed laugh with you wherever you go so as to remember the best moment of your life."

The funny thing is that when movies like this fail, the critics and the cast somehow always blame the rAcIsT public while ignoring their own incendiary remarks.

@tengr0057

25 күн бұрын

You liking the show is totally ingrained on your melatonin level of your skin. The racist -term isn't viable anymore. It's old as fuck. Morgan Freeman said it best; ''Stop talking about it.''

@tengr0057

25 күн бұрын

We are human, but of different cultures. All of these cultures/religions don't mix well, No one's going to invite some random muslim in their house ever! It's human nature.

@johndoejjdujd

25 күн бұрын

Da ray cysts n sheit

@davegibson79

25 күн бұрын

It's not racist this time, it's homophobic and misogynist. Allegations of racism are currently being borrowed for Dr Who coping and otherwise being held in reserve for when Captain America 4 fails.

@dwightcurrie8316

25 күн бұрын

@@davegibson79 Have to keep the "Grievance Larder" as full as possible...........Because, let's face it, their movies Ain't Gonna Stop Sucking and Tanking anytime soon, so they're gonna need "Spares"

They kill off the one and only good actress in the whole show. so the "cast" is left with a bunch or woke activist pretending to be actors and actresses. and they spent close to 200 mil on this? what a waste of money.

@Rummy623

24 күн бұрын

She will be in the flashbacks when the twins' family dies, after they reveal the twins were born from 2 lesbians who only have to use the Force to conceive them. It's basically just Star Wars Lesbian Fan Faction as having kids without having to involve a man in any way is a lesbian dream.

@darkhart1275

24 күн бұрын

@@Rummy623 Awww man! you ruined the ending for me Now I’m definitely not watching it!

@AbstractM0use

24 күн бұрын

She'll likely be in flashbacks. She'll probably turn out to be the true Sith master, or some lame twist. Then the twins will fight her together. It was too fast and too easy. Plus the "Sith" master said "you can't kill a jedi with a weapon" after we saw that very thing happen.

@cmmg702784

24 күн бұрын

Agreed ...this is PURE VOMIT TRASH

@nealgrimes4382

23 күн бұрын

To be fair the only other character who is decent is that guy from squid games, if the series was about them and had decent writing it would have been good, i think in a good show he would have been a great Jedi.

As-demonstrated, Headland deludes herself that she's Agatha Christie. As all she can produce is 'Derpy-Doo' level 'murder-mysteries, the extend of her ego and delusionalism is pretty well-exposed.

@2nd_Directorate

24 күн бұрын

The second episode alone had so many conveniences and pure lack of logic it wasn´t even funny. And that is completely disregarding the setting, it was just plain dumb.

@AbstractM0use

24 күн бұрын

All that plot nonsense is window dressing. She just wanted a vehicle to delve into lesbian and anti-white male stuff. Already they're hinting that the Jedi are like corrupt police.

@MarleneBlackwinter

23 күн бұрын

@@AbstractM0use Or akin to State Police like the infamous Stasi from East Germany.

@victorcates9330

22 күн бұрын

The first dead Jedis kinda admitted to culpability. So you have some information on the eventual reveal. If you were writing a police story, where at the end, it was revealed the cops had thrown a hand grenade into a preschool, it would be dumb (believability sacrificed to a moral fantasy). You couldn't obfuscate that with non linear story telling. So here, the initial incident (the fire) has a lot of pressure. If it's just written a particular way because the author needs a sequence of events to occur, then it risks being poor storytelling sliced up to look complex. Moral critiques in storytelling rely on believability. As is, I'm not sure I'm down with watching Headland create a morally justified (or at least grey) psychopathic murder spree.

They just think audiences are as dumb as they are, that is as comprehensive they can be

@christopherloyd8938

24 күн бұрын

Once you kill off someone big who they're seen in previous movies. There's no saving this.🤦 You don't do that. I would have had them team up and hurt train huh. And then maybe a couple of seasons too. You can kill her off. Not the bullsh#t of this is gay. 😎 😂

@nimz8521

24 күн бұрын

Well, apparently they know their audience. It's doing better than Ahsoka did and their best launch of the year. I agree that it doesn't deserve it.

@BrandonScott-mi5pz

24 күн бұрын

EXCELLENT WORK. MEDIAHOLIC HOT 🔥 GARBAGE THE ACOLYTE REVIEW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@INeedJesus55

21 күн бұрын

I don't think they realize how dumb they are, I believe they think they're the most intelligent people on the planet.

The most telling sign that something is going to be bad is when people insult and blame the fans before the show even comes out.

The good twin sister, will have to prove her evil sister's innocence. 😂

@diegomata1062

25 күн бұрын

You just spoiled the entire show LOL

@JoefromNJ1

24 күн бұрын

except she's not innocent. we saw her kill 2 jedi

@obi-wanshinobi2353

24 күн бұрын

@@JoefromNJ1but it’s justified because reasons - you just don’t get it

@diegomata1062

24 күн бұрын

@@JoefromNJ1 Its a woke show the killer is a woman believe me she is innocent

@hcl8836

24 күн бұрын

I am pretty sure it will be the other way around 😂

End of the episode: "If you attack a Jedi with a weapon, you will fail..." Start of the episode: *JediTrinity is killed with throwing knife* Like...am I the only one who thought that would be narratively interesting if it was inverted??? Is storytelling really that hard?!

@nimz8521

24 күн бұрын

There's a theory that she's the Sith lord and that was a fake-out. Which would be interesting.

@kerraii2008

24 күн бұрын

This is why Mae is failing. 2 dead and with a weapon, there is no way she will kill Kelnacca without "a weapon". Mae will never become a Sith acolyte because she is not using The Force to kill...Yet. Maybe she will. Season 2 , if there is one, might show us. In Star Wars, the Sith are an ancient order of warriors who use the dark side of the Force to gain power and destroy for their own gain. Remember The Sith is a religion not a title. Darth Vader: Sith Lord. a Lord of a religious "cult" Jedi "knight" a knight of a "religious" cult. Yoda even a "master" of the Jedi "cult"

@kerraii2008

24 күн бұрын

@@nimz8521 I am leaning to Vernestra Rwoh being the one that ordered the 4 Jedi to be on Osha and Mae's planet. To get them. I am thinking Maeaway ran before Osha was obtained because she saw the 4 Jedi doing something the Jedi council ordered. In the Wookipedia there is a sentenceon her: Suffering from grief and losing faith in the Jedi Council, Rwoh became a Wayseeker to follow the will of the Force instead.

@reignmans

24 күн бұрын

@@kerraii2008 the mission is probably to disarm a jedi and kill them with their lightsaber in order to blood her crystal and get her own.

@actual_nonsense

24 күн бұрын

Their Script GPT prompt was clearly crap.

What are the chances that in the whole galaxy the twins had the same hairdresser? 😂😂

@halbleavy9900

18 күн бұрын

In real life cases there have been long lost twins whose personal style was found to be similar when they reunited.

I also love how the twins have the exact same distinctive hairstyle despite having been separated for years.

@nealgrimes4382

23 күн бұрын

Mop locks

@cz5836

22 күн бұрын

Identical twins are said to be able to "feel" the "other one". Like if one stubs their toe, the other claims they can feel or sense it. Wild, but if true, could be am easy explanation for the hair in the show.

Typical Disney. Preach and then act how they accuse audiences of acting.

@AbstractM0use

24 күн бұрын

Projection and gaslighting are traits of narcissism.

Quoting Ryan George is tight

@heybro6105

22 күн бұрын

Barely an inconvenience

@chaoticallyorganizedd

22 күн бұрын

Yeah, yeah, yeah! 😁

I still can't get over the space fire. "That's not how the *space* works!"

@eddyrodriguez973

25 күн бұрын

surviving that crash landing with 0 injuries

@moviedadmoviedad5471

25 күн бұрын

That has got to be the biggest FU to Star Wars fans we've ever had. Can't imagine George having flames drinking oxygen in a vacuum. But then, what do I know, I'm male.

@nimz8521

24 күн бұрын

I loved it. If fire, why helmet?

@gianthairypanda

24 күн бұрын

@@moviedadmoviedad5471 Fires do burn in space. Apparently. That and we are just all haters. I think back on how rocket booster engines still burn in space and its because they were carrying liquid oxygen along with rocket fuel. I guess spacecraft in Star Wars still need liquid oxygen that travels over the exposed surface frame of the ship (fire started because of pressurization issues). Didn't think it would be good design especially when you might get shot at with laser blasters, etc.

@halbleavy9900

24 күн бұрын

So the fact X-Wing Fighters function well in space and at normal atmosphere despite having no flight controls or vectoring rockets ever firing.

As a long-term SW fan (except Disney SW) I have to say the whole murder mystery thriller angle is silly and completely blows basic understanding of who the Sith are. Regular SW fans hearing the announcement of the Acolyte (Padawan equivalent for the Sith) generated some excitement that we finally will see a show focusing on the lore and storytelling of the Sith. Ask any long-term fan they would expect deep dives into the dark side of the force with dark temples and artifacts such as Sith holocrons they sought for ancient Sith knowledge forgotten by time. There is so much they could have dived into. Instead we get SW Special Victims Unit with the Jedi nothing more than NYPD viewed from a social justice angle. This show is nothing more than actors cosplaying in SW with the plot of the show being completely different pushing self inserts of current social political viewpoints into an established IP.

@rachelrasmussen1101

24 күн бұрын

Law and Order at least had decent twists.

When we talk about murder investigation there are 2 main ways: either they focus on the mistery (who did it), either they focus on the investigation (how the investigator will catch the murderer). Either way it needs very competent writer to make a good show. Obviously this is not the case for most of writting team working for Disney currently, as they are more interrested to check boxes than talent.

@halbleavy9900

24 күн бұрын

Mystery? Interrested?

@TheDruid1991

24 күн бұрын

Not necessarily. In the anime Monster, the main mystery is the backstory of the murder and his motivation. From the very beginning, it is clear who is guilty. But the main character, trying to find a way to acquit himself, conducts an investigation into the past of the murderer. That makes him believe that he, need to kill him. Because as a surgeon he once saved a murderer's life, now he is obliged to correct the mistake he made when he saved him. Honestly, this story could be adapted quite well for the acolyte, where the good sister comes to the conclusion that it is her duty to find and kill her evil sister. But this would require a superb writer who would show the main character's inner dilemma between sisterly love and the intention to kill. Of course, we don't have such a writer, so there is no chance for good a story.

@morgancallewaert6165

24 күн бұрын

​@@TheDruid1991 Agreed, it's true that Monster offer an other interresting angle, and that no matter the angle, they are to incompetent to write a clever story.

5:35 Pitch meeting reference. Nice. This show is an absolute disappointment.

They sound like jocks bullying geeks

@BoinkrNanis

24 күн бұрын

As a jock and a nerd(a jerk) nah, this is a spiteful woman destroying a franchise she knows nothing about to hate ALL men and that's it. That's all the DEI shit even is, women that have deep hatred for men anything.

The goal is the same. Make the bad guy look like the good guy. That's the aim. The already sparse Jedi to really be the "bully" revamping the whole ethos. Smh

@sungleong

24 күн бұрын

That's what they do in real life, make the bad guys looks like good guys, while bully the good guys. Justice my ass!

@ThespianPrince13

24 күн бұрын

Fan expectation: ✅ Sith perspective story. ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists with in-depth philosophical views on the Force and the galaxy and their conspiracy to upset the status quo. ✅ New Star Wars timeline. Reality: ❌ The Acolyte…. Gay. Gayness. Queerness.

So, a retreaded plot from Days Of Our Lives?

@user-dz4wl7ew4k

24 күн бұрын

Yes.

thats why Palpatine went to the dark side cause the jedi didnt want any more old white men in their club. Order 66 starts sounding better and better every day.

@obadijahparks

24 күн бұрын

At least the empire brought stability.

@NorkelFjols

24 күн бұрын

Oh, I've been a Galactic Empire supporter for some time now.

@ThespianPrince13

24 күн бұрын

Fan expectation: ✅ Sith perspective story. ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists with in-depth philosophical views on the Force and the galaxy and their conspiracy to upset the status quo. ✅ New Star Wars timeline. Reality: ❌ The Acolyte…. Gay. Gayness. Queerness.

@AbstractM0use

24 күн бұрын

🤣

@MatthewBreck

24 күн бұрын

@@obadijahparksthey definitely did not do this lol

Can Disney rename star wars because it's not star wars anymore!

@rosumparat

24 күн бұрын

I got a name for it: Star WAS.

Every new Disney product is like a cautionary tale of what happens when you incentivize identity over ability.

The entire series falls on it's face right from the get go. Jedi come and offer to train the twins, one wants to - the other doesn't. The one that doesn't gets mad and BURNS THE ENTIRE COVEN TO THE GROUND KILLING EVERYONE. Years later, the one that didn't seeks revenge against the Jedi for...umm...AHA! For being bullies! Yeah, that's the ticket! Mae didn't kill off her entire coven! Mae was perfect just the way she was! She didn't do anything wrong! It was the evil Jedi who made her mad! MAE'S THE VICTIM!!!... ...this is a sterling example of narcissistic projection, and is typically used by anyone responsible for an incident that they seek to avoid accountability for. Example: Obesity.

@sungleong

24 күн бұрын

That's exactly how the justice warriors act in real life, blame their misery on innocent people, never admit their faults!!

@qwertyvypez

24 күн бұрын

I honestly believe you have no idea on what happened in the show. You couldn't have watched it as that's not what happened

@MirandaSinistra

24 күн бұрын

So what did happen? @qwertyvypez

@nealgrimes4382

23 күн бұрын

Both the Twins are strong independent Women who have just been oppressed by the Patriarchal Jedi.

@qwertyvypez

23 күн бұрын

@@nealgrimes4382 What lol, the show isn't saying they got oppressed at all. The good twin is a happy person that just wasnt good enough to be a jedi. The bad twin is driven by revenge for some reason we don't know yet

Omg and I love the pitch meeting reference hahaha

Lightsabers aren't deadly in Disney Star Wars, but throwing knives are .. forget that she's a jedi and could of used the force to stop the knife.

@fundhund62

24 күн бұрын

She used the Force helping another person. And the knife went straight to the heart. You should pay better attention.

@nealgrimes4382

23 күн бұрын

@@fundhund62 A Jedi Master could effortlessly do both as has been demonstrated many times, perhaps you should pay more attention, just standard jedi can deflect multiple blasts and projectiles.

@fundhund62

23 күн бұрын

@@nealgrimes4382 That's just not true. When have we ever seen a Jedi tackle several threats coming from completely different directions in live-action?? Even Yoda had to muster up all his strength in episode 2 to save Anakin and Obi-Wan from falling objects, which gave Count Dooku the opportunity to flee.

@nealgrimes4382

22 күн бұрын

@@fundhund62 It has shown Jedi deflecting concentrated Blaster fire that wasn't all coming straight at them, in the same episode her sith master tells her don't go against the Jedi with a weapon you will lose, only to have her kill a Jedi master with a letter opener. Jedi have increased reactions, greater spatial awareness and some masters are prescient also they can deflect even when blindfolded so it wouldn't matter the direction, but apart from that trinity could have force pushed her into oblivion before she even threw one knife, the fight was a joke, a young Sith Acolyte could not best a seasoned Jedi master with kicks and daggers, Trinity Jedi should have been able to take her out by smashing her with her greater force abilities, and also slice her to bits with her Saber as she wouldn't be able to block it. In short Bull.

@fundhund62

22 күн бұрын

@@nealgrimes4382 But Trinity obviously didn't want to hurt her, she never gave up her defensive posture throughout the fight. That was the whole point of the scene. And again, you might want to rewatch the Yoda vs. Dooku fight. Yoda had to concentrate on saving Anakin and Obi-Wan and could NOT fight Dooku simultaneously.

It's like a zen koan: A murder mystery with no mystery A thriller with no thrill A sci fi fantasy with no science A grand sweeping epic with very small sets And action sequences with people who can't move properly. Or run.

Its definitely a mess. Random stuff would happen that would just break my brain and pull me out of the show. Example: No way she killed Trinity with a 4 inch blade that only went in 2 inches. Who trusts the single eye witness to a crime. Why did you bring him clear across the system to ID her. Why would you let a basic criminal transport take her back when you believe she is strong enough to kill a Jedi Master in 1 on 1 combat. How did the travel to "as far away from Coruscant as possible" within a day when it normally takes weeks to travel that far. How come the at least 3 eye witnesses to Osha being on that freighter at the time of the murder was ignored without consideration. Every time I felt like I could relax and learn about the characters or the world, something dumb would happen again and pull me right back out.

Why do they need black women in the writer's room? What perspective can they bring to a sci fi series where racism based on skin color really isn't a thing?

@jeremyallen5974

25 күн бұрын

For that EXACT purpose, to drag our mundane and cancerous politics into the story of the franchise

@gloriathomas3245

24 күн бұрын

​​@@jeremyallen5974 politics has always been at the heart of Star Wars stories. In fact politics is a natural part of sci-fi.

@manoz6194

24 күн бұрын

@@gloriathomas3245 not THAT kind of politics though

@halbleavy9900

24 күн бұрын

The Star Wars "Klanbase" is injecting race here. There is no talk of race In this show at all, you people are poisonous and need to take your money somewhere else.

@halbleavy9900

24 күн бұрын

The Black women are allowed to work.

I thumbs up'd this video as soon as you said "super easy , barely an inconvenience "...speaking of which Ryan George is gonna have a field day with this one

So there were no Jedi, but tons of JDEI?

The only thing being murdered is the legacy of the jedi and that is purely intentional.

Suddenly the Christmas special doesn’t feel that bad…

@colormedubious4747

22 күн бұрын

Bea Arthur elevates everything.

Theyre still making Disney Star Wars? Huh...

@dwightcurrie8316

25 күн бұрын

Not Really. They just Co opt names for "Drawing Power" that always somehow FAILS Miserably

@karendarrenmclaren

24 күн бұрын

They have still a lot of money to waste

@Gregbaltzer

24 күн бұрын

They are still not close to earning a profit from SW yet

@Reddervetter

24 күн бұрын

No not making, just milking it

@Gregbaltzer

24 күн бұрын

@@Reddervetter they have to. They paid 4 billion and I think it was Forbes that reported they've only made 2.4 billion back so far. That's all the profits minus the cost of producing new content. They're still in the red with SW

This IS a "murder mystery." The "murder" is they drove the final stake in the heart of "Star Wars" and the "mystery" is how a talent less hack like Headland would be put in charge.

5:35 She said it! She said the thing.

@LetThatStuffGo

24 күн бұрын

She sure did, sir. Oh, Lauren saying that thing is... *TIGHT!* 😂

@kennethconklin4140

24 күн бұрын

Oh wow wow wow wow wow.... Wow😂

The fallout from this show is infinitely more entertaining than the show itself.

To paraphrase Black Adder: "Lesley Headland would not know what a murder mystery is if it walked into the room in a pink tutu and shout : " I am a murder mystery " through a bull-horn.

I can't believe that the Jedi were on the planet when Osha's mothers were killed while they were researching spiders in the space Amazon...

On paper even in execution a star wars murder mystery would have been fantastic.... unfortunately all Lucasfilm is interested in now is gay agendas and social political ideologies. I also heard the 3rd episode is gonna put the final nail in the coffin for pre-Disney Star Wars fans.

She killed a Jedi with a knife, like what?

@TheGreySage0

23 күн бұрын

Poisoned,please tell me it's poisoned 🙁

@colormedubious4747

22 күн бұрын

@@TheGreySage0 Shouldn't matter if it was poisoned. Jedi Trinity should have force-blocked it with ridiculous ease.

Quite ironic in their push for equality, they actually went the other extreme. In other words, they became they very thing they swore to destroy

I’ve been a Star Wars fan since I was a kid and this show is not Star Wars. None of this crap makes any sense and the characters make idiotic decisions.

@halbleavy9900

24 күн бұрын

What is Star Wars to you.

@qwertyvypez

24 күн бұрын

Nothing has happened that doesn't make sense lore wise. Why are you making things up?

@Giantfanmisery

24 күн бұрын

My head canon is the og 6, the clone wars, rebels, rogue one, and the mandalorian. Anything else is too shit to acknowledge

@VVMVVMVVM

24 күн бұрын

⁠@@qwertyvypezaccording to lore Jedi are rigorously tested, prodigy warrior monks. This show is full of incompetent Jedi idiots

@TheCultureCommentary

23 күн бұрын

@@halbleavy9900 Star Wars OT is what George Lucas created when he couldnt afford to buy the rights for Flash Gordon. George Lucas borrowed elements from everything from the Roman Empire to Kurosawa to create a space mythos about the heros journey. Star Wars PT was created after Tom Veitch and his people created Tales of the Jedi showing off how cool Jedi could be at the height of their power while Timothy Zahn created "Thrawn Trilogy "(Remnant era).

Besides Andor and Rogue One and maybe a bit of Mandalorian, everything else from Disney is unwatchable. It amazes me that the actor in the interview mentions Anakin as the destroyer of the Death Star - it's really basic knowledge of SW franchise and at least he could have asked to correct that sentence after listening to his interview. How come he/they don't get how damage they do with something like that?

@rosumparat

24 күн бұрын

That actor did the "Anakin destroyed Death Star" twice in 2 separate interviews.

Typical interaction in the first episode: Person 1: "Hello, person 2" Person 2: "Hello, person 1" Person 1: "I remember when you were young and you did this thing that made you develop some character traits that I'll also mention" Person 2: "That was indeed me you were talking about and I recall you being there for all of it, establishing that we've known each other for a long time" Person 1: "Now let's talk about events of the plot, which any normal person would have got to a lot earlier in this conversation, what with it being actual murder we're talking about"

It’s like the whole thing was written by 13 year old girls

Carrie Ann Moss is the new girl boss of the Sean Bean deaths!

As silly as it sounds, I thought the Acolyte was going to focus on Jedi mysteriously getting killed out of the blue, and the order sending a team of investigators to find out who’s behind these murders, which would end up being Darth Plaguies and his master.

@AbstractM0use

24 күн бұрын

Fans might want to see something like that. However, I get the hint that the Sith didn't resurface in any way to the Jedi until the Phantom Menace, but that was when Lucas was steering the ship.

@edwardchira9499

24 күн бұрын

@@AbstractM0use I totally understand what you’re saying. But remember when Yoda explained the Rule of Two to Mace at Qui-Gon’s funeral. How would a Jedi know of that. Unless if he were strong enough to sense the Sith’s presence and their plot, which to be fair Yoda probably was.

@AbstractM0use

24 күн бұрын

@@edwardchira9499 I'm sure much of the Sith was known to the Jedi from historic archives. Ki-Adi Mundi saying that they'd been extinct for a millennium suggested that was common belief among the Jedi. Yoda certainly sensed something and was the only council member that seemed open to believing Qui-Gon. "Hard to see the dark side is."

So if X-23 is a padawan where the hell is her master and her gross insubordination would never fly in the Jedi Order. Look at how much Obi wan chastised Anakin for his transgressions

“An acolyte does not use a weapon. A Jedi cannot be killed by steel” Mae uses a steel weapon to kill a Jedi master. Do the writers even pay attention to their own script

@cz5836

22 күн бұрын

When something like that happens in writing, i always assume its meant to show the character doing the exact thing that isnt supposed to be possible, seem awesome or unique or powerful like no other. Kinda like how the kings daighter killed the nazgul in lotr when it was said no man could kill one (she responds saying i am no man or whatever).

It could be a "murder mistery" like the popular tv series "Columbo", where the viewer sees the crime and who does it in the first three minutes and we see how Columbo solves the crime while the criminal tries to mislead him. Doing it well it's satisfying.

Haha the only show that can get away with revealing the killer right away and still be a murder mystery is "Columbo" . I dread the day when some moron pitches a modern reboot of "Columbo" and Disney answers the call...

When I want a good mistery starring twins... I watch Gravity Falls.

@War624

24 күн бұрын

Such a good show.

I just hope they leave Yoda out of it. I couldn't stand to see a little green Yoda with pink hair talking about " pronouns them/they am I" . 😂

@colormedubious4747

22 күн бұрын

Invalidated my identity you have. 🤣

Super easy, barely an inconvenience 😆Love the reference!

We got a good Star Wars murder/mystery show and it was called Andor.

They went to all that time and effort to drive away existing fans, failed to attract new ones and now it's the same old excuses. Not exactly a surprise but a disappointment all the same.

The Acolyte is a Star Wars murder mystery that isn't even a good or competent murder mystery! Where's the mystery? Where's the intrigue? It wasn't me yet my evil sister?!-- it's like a Saturday morning cartoon!!! Why can't they see that the story isn't good? As you say it has nothing to do with the race and sexual orientation of actors, instead Headland is a talentless hack of a writer, director and show runner!

It's almost like a complete idiot wrote a story and was given 200 million dollars to make a movie out of it. I don't know if I can sit through another episode, this is Rings of Power bad. The big Mystery in this story is how such bad ideas are getting made into movies/shows at Disney.

Sith are so broke in this era they're sending their apprentices out with pen knifes instead of light sabres

@kascnef

24 күн бұрын

More like shit 💩

"So you have a new Star Wars series for me?" "Yes sir I do. Its a Star Wars Murder Mystery where you find out who the killer is in the first 5 minutes" "FInding out who the killer is in a Murder Mystery in the first 5 minutes is TIGHT!"

@colormedubious4747

22 күн бұрын

"Shouldn't Trinity have easily force-blocked the knife?" "Heyshutup."

Murder mystery?? Star Wars is a sci-fi space opera. What's next, Riding in Cars With Gungans? The Sitherhood of the Traveling Palpatine? Mean Twi'leks? Smh...

Jeremy John's review calling it a CW Star Wars show feels pretty accurate.

Having a comically evil twin sister is TIGHT!

The story loosely revolves around the themes associated with the character Darth Maul introduced in The Phantom Menace in 1999. The Acolyte is trying to invoke the mystery of the Phantom in that Lucas film. This is where they get the Murder/Mystery element in their description. The race of Darth Maul is also prominent in the Acolyte as a callback for fans. In the EU (Expanded Universe) pre-disney, Darth Maul was born to a Nightsister, also known as the Witches of Dathomi. Palpatine(future emperor) saved the baby and used it a potential apprentice, at this time Palpatine was the apprentice to Darth Plagueis, Palpatine hid Maul from Plagueis as Palpatine plans to kill Darth Plagueis, Plagueis finds out about Maul, Palpatine then tells Plagueis that Maul is just a tool for assassinations. Hence Maul and the Acolyte share the same role as assassin, Maul was originally an acolyte of the Sith. The Acolyte is created by non-creatives who're incompetent, they just used bits and pieces of Darth Maul's origin story to push their propaganda.

Looking forward to the Star Wars series that covers the obvious decimation and massacre of so many of the female and POC Jedi that must have occurred at some point between the time of the Acolyte and the time of SW Episodes 1-3. A very tragic story I am sure.

Has Lauren changed her lighting or is she hitting the tan way too hard?

Prisoners discussing escape plan: P1:"Lets disable a ship and then steal this 10'x10' prison of an escape pod.". P2:"They'll never catch us floating in space " P1:"it doesn't have hyperdrives but im sure we can drift into galaxy." P3: "shouldn't we just take over the ship?" P1/P2: "shut up!!!"

Hey! She said the THING! .... Tight... lol

I hate how they make a joke of people's sexuality, but God forbid it happen to them.

Murder Mistery. START WITH SHOWING THE MURDERER IN THE FIRST MINUTE!!!

why are they laughing like this is a good thing? its gay & "GAY" awful.

Disney hacks creating stories, the same way a 10 year old plays with Star Wars toys.

@reedr7142

24 күн бұрын

And the kid had two of the same toy, hence the twins.

@RandomUser-100

24 күн бұрын

@@reedr7142 when you go over to a friends house and have the same figures! 😅

There’s no way you can spoil the show because they already did that themselves.

If The Acolyte is supposed to be such a huge success, why doesn't Kathleen Kennedy let our paragon of competence, Leslye H., direct the next Star Wars film? Wanna bet she doesn't have the guts to do it? 🎬🌟😂🍿👀

@Nobdy976

24 күн бұрын

Think they are using fake news to make it a hit when it is not...

When they arrest OSHA, they don't even ask anyone else on the ship she's been on if anyone can corroborate that she been on the ship the whole time or if any saw her leave and/or back to the ship in the last day. It takes you out of the show even more after seeing a freakin Jedi Master get killed by someone with nothing but small daggers. And this nonsense is only within the first 15 minutes.

@warnerbasement1628

22 күн бұрын

@Rummy623 To be fair, OSHA was doing their job of examining intergalactic occupation safety procedures and protocols. And we can never have enough of that.

I’m told that representation is very important these days, and I’m not represented in this show, so I’m not gonna watch.

I can't believe she called nerd gay...

@reidveryan9414

24 күн бұрын

"gender identity" is the alter they worship at, so everything they see revolves around it

Millions of viewers have said, commented, tweeted what they don't want from Disney+ Then some random Leslie H pitches a clumsy, mediocre screenplay or pitch and Disney says, "Heck yeah" and maybe more live action/CGI remakes that no one wants. Such a slap in the face for writers and directors who know what works and can stop and rethink once they realize they're going down the wrong path. I hope Leslie H. never works again except as a ticket taker at Disneyland.

"Fight me! with all your strength." That made me turn it off right way. Its like a bully in school telling me to fight him for no reason when i havent messes with him.

5:35 that's the line from the pitch meeting guy!

Smylo Ren - ""If you attack a Jedi with a weapon, you will fail..." Death Star - "Hold my beer..." - also- Emperor Palpatine - "Exactly! You create a clone army, use THEIR weapons and Order 66 their asses!"

You will see a clump of waste products, referred to as 'slag', collects at the top. There's more of it when you stir the pot, or add diverse products to the crucible. Some have decided that slag needs a backstory, or some actual useful purpose. That would be wrong, and a successful outcome is unlikely.

This is what a xerox of a xerox of a xerox looks like. Like that progression of captains from Wall-E getting fatter and fatter and more incompetent. This is that show. The final devolution of the genetically defective children of married royal siblings of several generations. It's the culmination of the stupidity of Mandalorian, Boba Fett and Obi Wan shows.

Thank you for watching this garbage, so I don't have to! :)

"lesbians in space".... Pretty sure I seen that movie when I was a teen in the throws of puberty

Until about a year ago, The Acolyte was a fever dream, an almost mythical idea of a show that nobody knew what it was, only when it was set and who was in charge of it. Around the time Indy5 came out, lost money, and Lucasfilm was put into question on anything they were developing, tangibly or allegedly, only then did it seem like The Acolyte began to actually start happening. If the show is a murder mystery with less depth than a puddle, then I have no doubt that the show as a whole was thrown together only in the last year and did not have all that time developing it to be the best and biggest thing ever, but instead a show with the plot points that sounds ripped from a 12yo's wattpad fanfiction.

Something I still don't get, why do the Jedi who were present when Mae started the fire feel any guilt over her coven of witches dying? Their deaths are completely Mae's fault. She got angry that her sister wanted to leave and join the Jedi so she started a fire, it got out of control and killed all the women.

First two episodes rating is between 6.5 & 7.5 ^^ Couple months after S01 ends i rate all episodes to couple websites & season review. Also to own blog post 🙂 So far what i like is nice Wardrobe, Aesthetics & Soundtrack. Yord & Sol Character. Waiting more of Jecki, Zyggerian Jedi & others 😋 Enjoy streaming The Acolyte via D+ & share el bueno word 🙂

The Acolyte is, indeed, a dark murder mystery--heavy on the dark, light on the mystery. The murder victim is the franchise. But who is the prime suspect? Disney? Lucasfilm? Headland? Iger? Kennedy? Perhaps all of these? The real mystery, however, is why Disney would permit the murder of the franchise. This is a puzzle.

Super Easy, barely an inconvenience!!! I think this phrase will be the legacy we'll bestow to our children :) :D

"Super Easy, Bearly an inconvenience!" Very nice easter egg ya did there lol Love it! Waiting for him to release the Pitch Meeting for this

They failed to make people like She Hulk... failed to make people watch Little Leia and Obi Wan... failed to get people behind Reeeeva, the rebel inquisitor.... failed to make people follow the adventures of Bo Katan... the list is endless by now.

Super Easy... barely an inconvenience... Laura is my hero...