haha fiber drink go glug glug

@harrygao7632

3 жыл бұрын

glug glug glug

@elm-ishh5718

3 жыл бұрын

Haha finally a decent drink

@matthewgassoso5028

3 жыл бұрын

Colon go swuuuuuuuuuussssssssshhhhh

@noecarrier5035

3 жыл бұрын

NO YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK TEN YEARS OF FIBRE AT ONCE

@SK_3PT1

3 жыл бұрын

hi chubbyemu

man that shit he took at the hospital must've been a borderline spiritual experience

@janewest3996

3 жыл бұрын

OMG! Too funny!!!

@veryfrozen3271

2 жыл бұрын

3 weeks no poop what the fudge

@1Thatstrangeguy

2 жыл бұрын

If he needed the nurses to "Assist him" Then its a painful, smelly and incredibly embarrassing experience.

@MrSwapotron

2 жыл бұрын

I second that. On a serious note I was not able to pee for 5 hours while my bladder was completely full and still building up. I did when I reached ER and got my vitals restored. That changed my perspective towards excretion. An essential biological process that we take so much for granted everyday at the expense of our internal organs.

@1Thatstrangeguy

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSwapotron I was on a fieldtrip and drank a big mtn dew on the way, We get there but for some reason I just couldn't pee. It was like that beavis and butthead episode where they forgot how to pee. I got myself psyched out and even tried multiple times but got nearly nothing. Once I got home I was able to relax and took such a massive leak that the toilet flushed its self.

A student drank 2 liters fiber supplement for dinner, this is how the hospital janitor quit his job.

@eddiespaghetti1451

2 жыл бұрын

Angelos P. I think i just found the love of my life

@johnb8440

2 жыл бұрын

I am actually laughing. Congratulations.

@Lazcomeforth

2 жыл бұрын

My husband wants to know why I’m laughing so loud.

@angelosp.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lazcomeforth Happy to hear that Lazarus:)

@tapatiosprotecter403

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lazcomeforth recently married or for a while now? Btw im happy you got married!

CJ was baked AF when he did this. No one makes a PB and metamucil sandwich sober.

@SarafinaSummers

Жыл бұрын

@@archie15900 I'm beyond ripped af rn, I think? And jesus that sounds disgusting!

@goosefarm3602

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@sarahk1820

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 💀

@tomtroy3792

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha I must be permanently baked when I saw him making a peanut butter sandwich I was going to try it I'm sure glad I watch the whole video🤪

@ineedhoez

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

一度固まると水に溶けないってのが落とし穴だね。2Lの粘土食ってるようなもの。

A student attended college, this is what happened to his liver.

@persimpsons

3 жыл бұрын

didnt know you watched chubbyemuuu

@4inchslanger223

3 жыл бұрын

That was the hardest working liver in the universe!

@heyitstiesey

3 жыл бұрын

What are you foing here

@aaronjames3228

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyitstiesey what

@aaronjames3228

3 жыл бұрын

@@persimpsons who

*everybody gangsta until they're brought to the emergency room where we are now*

@teeonezee

3 жыл бұрын

xD This is a golden comment. You deserve a prize.

@caldowning

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha amazing

@michaelhamoodi1084

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@michaelhamoodi1084

3 жыл бұрын

*Bruhh*

@blumythefool777

3 жыл бұрын

I was reading this as he said it :^)))

沢山摂取したらどうなるか想像したら分かりそうなものだけど、そういうことも考えられなくなるくらい適量を摂取した日が快適に気持ちよく過ごせたんだろうな…それにしても本当に助かって良かった

@abysmal990

Ай бұрын

海外でのエクストリーム・スポーツが流行る理由がわかります。

@user-el7ve2eq3n

Ай бұрын

そもそも脂質と糖質をガンガン摂取して食物繊維でリセットとか力技すぎるんよな その極端例だわね、これ そもそもゼリー状まで濃度を増した消化困難レベルの食物繊維の塊を食べて 水分を大腸が吸収したらどうなるか 作用機序とかいうレベル以前の問題だよなあ

@Marukute_Ayashii_Yatsu

25 күн бұрын

過ぎたるは及ばざるがーー って日本以外の国には似た概念の言葉ないのかな

@user-yq9hr7ju7o

19 күн бұрын

そもそも大腸はずっと動いてるから汚れないんだけどね

@gomennnasai

16 күн бұрын

そもそも食物繊維を多量に摂取することがだめだよな

I once ate four bowls of fiber one cereal back in my early 20s. It tasted great and I was hungry so I didn't think anything about it. That was like 30g of fiber and I had the most insane gas you'd ever imagine for a couple days. Made work really challenging. So that's how I thought this video would go - man was I wrong.

@thespermsharkthespermwhale1938

3 ай бұрын

i dare you fart in a swimming pool 😂😂😂

@Crezelda

29 күн бұрын

I was given codeine for a fall on the ice right before my trip to vegas. After a few days of vacation eating, I noticed that " something is missing..." and concluded I should get prune juice. The CVS on the strip only had 2l bottles...So I drank half of one. It was an...Experience that day, including the 12 second fart I made in the room while dad sis and I were trying to have a quiet siesta with the lights out. I needed the rest because I had personally visited every washroom from Caesars to the Luxor on a jet powered squitsfest.

How to detox your body: - Have a liver - Have kidneys - Have a colon

@familiarshadow1

3 жыл бұрын

Also, don’t block them.

@aboveaveragejane3126

3 жыл бұрын

Drink water. Daily. 8-10 times a day.

@tasnim569

3 жыл бұрын

@@aboveaveragejane3126 you only have to drink water daily and if you are thirsty. please dont force yourself to drink

@lightningdragon8720

3 жыл бұрын

@@tasnim569 True.

@kings8217

3 жыл бұрын

Also lungs, they too detox the body

He was studying nutrition but also thought he should “catch up “ on all his missing fiber throughout the years in one day

@rickc2102

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't very good at studying, lol.

@EbonysBlaze

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickc2102 could alsoi be how he studied, just hadn't done that day to catch up on all his missed days of studying yet lol

@eatan111

3 жыл бұрын

Any extra nutrients simply gets thrown away...700% vit c wont last u 7 days....80-100% will be taken, and the other 600% out...there is no storage thing for stuff like this, as u see, we humans obviously overdose on these nutrients..

@tipoima

3 жыл бұрын

@@eatan111 this depends on the nutrient in question. Fat soluble ones can be stored decently

@anthonynguyen7781

3 жыл бұрын

@@eatan111 Not entirely true. Water soluble vitamins will be excreted out like you say, but the fat soluble vitamin molecules are stored in...well, fat. This means that over time the vitamins will accumulate in the fatty tissues of the body and can lead to serious toxic effects. The fat soluble vitamins can be remembered with the acronym KADE (vitamins K, A, D, and E will accumulate in the fat reserves. )

Haha, “he looked up information on the internet and was convinced of…” We’ve all been there. Very relatable. Thank you.

I am a medical student and when I was taking General Surgery classes I entered in the OR where they were operating an old lady with dementia who had eaten like 5kg of leaves and it formed a phytobezoar, blocking her stomach completely. They had to do an incision in her stomach to take it out. Other cases of severe constipation happen often here ( South America) due megacolon secondary to Chagas disease. Due larger intestines the peristalsis is impaired and the feces form into a dry, big fecaloma that blockages the intestines completely and they have to get surgery done in some cases, to remove the fecalomas.

@Mario_N64

10 ай бұрын

I once had to dig dry, rock-like poop out of me... Not a pleasant experience.

"If there are skid marks in the toilet it must be skidding in my colon too"💀💀💀

@avinabamandal3204

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@zachryder3150

3 жыл бұрын

This is beyond science

@tierasherrer9450

3 жыл бұрын

Screaming 😭💀

@brooklynooklyn

3 жыл бұрын

Flawless logic 👌

@Anoneko1720_

3 жыл бұрын

what does that even mean skin marks in my toilet I dont get it

What I learned from this dude: 1) don't drink snowglobes 2) don't eat silica gel 3) too much of anything is bad 4)don't eat too many laxative brownies 5)don't drink rubbing alcohol 6)don't squat 500 times in 20 minutes 7)don't remove your skin cancer with a pocket knife. 8)don't eat old food. 9) don't eat 150 vitamin gummies for breakfast. 10)don't eat laundry pods. 11) don't drink 2 liter of moonshine in two hours 12)don't spill organic mercury on your hand. 13)don't drink 3 liters of rum every day 14)don't play with your cat 15)don't eat forty cookies 16)don't eat a pound of cookie dough 17)don't drink one liter of soy sauce 18)don't chew lead paint off of toys. 19)don't let your dog lick you 20) don't eat leftover potato salad 21)don't mine bitcoin in the summer with no AC 22)don't get high on dark web mushrooms 23)don't eat two pounds of licorice 24)don't be a tiktoker 25)don't drink 1 liter of cough syrup 26)don't drink two bottles of Benedryl 27)don't drink one bottle of nutmeg spice 28)don't drink 50 beers everyday 29)don't eat gas station sushi 30)don't eat gas station nachos 31) The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. 32)emia means presence in blood 33)don't swallow fish bones 34)don't have an accident with a weight loss chemical 35)don't drink a lava lamp 36) don't chug 8 scoops of Preworkout Supplement 37) don't drink 2 bottles of over the counter cough medicine 38)don't eat your roommates leftovers 39)don't set your clock one hour forward I am now too afraid to do anything.

@kizilm5315

3 жыл бұрын

Dont eat gas station sushi

@kate-yw8dy

3 жыл бұрын

@@kizilm5315 yes and nachos

@rvrmdude

3 жыл бұрын

Gas station food is hell

@ehehehehlolll325

3 жыл бұрын

150 vitamin gummies

@lukemcgarr6127

3 жыл бұрын

Silica gel is fine to eat if you wanna show those silica gel big shots

Also, I didn't go to this young man's extreme, but I DID get obsessive once about Metamucil consumption for about a week. It was truly a nightmare and I spent a lot of time in the bathroom. I didn't get blocked, but I took many many many dumps per day. We're talking literally about 5 dumps a day. And this wasn't much more than the recommended 2 to 3 doses per day! It's a fine line between supplementation and aggravation! Psyllium husk ain't no joke, folks....

@szlash280z

Жыл бұрын

did it give you diarrhea or just larger quantity of "normal" poops?

@angirosin566

8 ай бұрын

You may actually have been doing the cleanse properly 😄

@HappyBeezerStudios

8 ай бұрын

I remember the old saying "three times in one day to once in three days" Just variation from lifestyle and diet, but somewhat regularly.

I never tried to make up for years of lack of fiber but I ate multiple (3-6) protein bars that each contained roughly 15 g of fiber each along with plenty of vegetables because I thought it was healthy. It was causing me so much gas and bloating and I felt like my intestines were about to rupture while I was at school and couldn’t relieve it at all

@hannahw2697

7 ай бұрын

Gah, it sounds like it was inulin or chicory root fiber in the bars. That is the devil to my stomach. I call that the bubble guts!

@user-pd4qj8pb6z

2 күн бұрын

Cooked veggies are easier to digest(I like mine slightly crunchy). Chewing raw salads slow(and massage greens with vinegar helps them wilt). Easier to chew.

I’m so appalled that he genuinely thought he had to make up for lost time in terms of fiber. Like imagine trying to sleep for three days straight to make up for the times you didn’t sleep eight hours in the night.

@excuseme9458

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought 🤣

@captainnelson9833

3 жыл бұрын

just an fyi, sleeping long periods of time can actually make your body catch up

@kimberlyrenee9219

3 жыл бұрын

I said thissss😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@yeeter2669

3 жыл бұрын

My auto shop teacher said that's how it worked, albiet he said a lot of stupid shit to the point if he told you the sky was blue you'd go check.

@dustinjones7458

3 жыл бұрын

Ideas like this come about with a glut of information being offered without the context needed to draw proper conclusions. Also known as the internet.

"He was obsessed with health" Apparently not enough to know that eating enough fruit and veg would have accomplished what he wanted, and would have been more nutritious.

@Xonarag

3 жыл бұрын

I love the idea of not getting enough fiber in the past and making up for it by just overdosing on fiber. That's cartoon level logic.

@amethyst1826

3 жыл бұрын

@Echo Foxtrot How the hell did he get to 'major'? 😆😆

@dragonbane44

3 жыл бұрын

He just became impatient. Wanted results fast.

@lindenpeters2601

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonbane44 Quickest results would have been to do a fruit and veg fast. Again, this shows how little he actually knew about nutrition and how much be bought the woo of supplement sales companies.

@sct913

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xonarag CJ presents to the emergency room with WileECoyoteemiatoma - presence of Wile E Coyote thinking in the blood of the brain. In this small science experiment, we show how not looking down when walking off a cliff does not exert sufficient upward force on the body to counteract the effects of gravity.

I need this guy around whenever I want to take in anything unusual.

@vincentturnt6635

Ай бұрын

Just wanna put this out there for those suffering from constipation despite enough water and fiber intake - sunbath for 12-20 minutes everyday close to solar noon timing with minimal clothing. Sunbathing cured my lifelong constipation which did not improve despite consuming lots of fiber and water. Sunlight has red light therapy in it in addition to vitamin D, both of which work wonders for the body when taken in small doses.

Heaven help anyone who gets nutritional advice from this guy when he graduates.

@gabbymyerscoughh698

Жыл бұрын

😂 I pmsl so hard Ino I shouldn't

@ravenID429

5 ай бұрын

IF he graduates😂

My biology teacher once said "Our bodies are actually very smart It knows it needs and functions in order to survive. It's the stupidity of a person that kills the body"

@michaelbubbles

3 жыл бұрын

Very wise teacher

@amethyst1826

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, a VERY WISE teacher!!

@meneither3834

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah except it's wrong. The body is actually pretty bad at keeping us alive. The whole field of medicine is there for a reason

@tweentycenturyrock

3 жыл бұрын

@@meneither3834 wrong. We make the body worst by eating junk foods,, chemicals and what not. Our body can survive only on water and air if we train them it like that.

@ashleykneebone2887

3 жыл бұрын

@@tweentycenturyrock I hope you are just missing food.

"CJ was studying nutrition" 😎 CJ wants a refund from college

@boem3021

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't a valedictorian...

@theunknownguy1527

3 жыл бұрын

he didn't follow the train

@amethyst1826

3 жыл бұрын

CJ is an idiot!!

@driebarbo5053

3 жыл бұрын

When cj got his refund from college he returned to grove street, officer tempany get his money then, Ah shit here we go again

@tarunperera1181

3 жыл бұрын

@@theunknownguy1527 😂😂

Channel helps me realize how important balance is your body doesn't need too much of one thing

Good for him btw, he's the one who came clean about what he skrewed up, which is a virtue not found in many other cases in this channel.

If he was studying nutrition specifically at school, I feel like his teachers dropped the ball by not making sure his first introduction to the idea of colon cleanses was "you don't need them ever, your colon self cleanses" as like three sentences on day one.

@IoEstasCedonta

3 жыл бұрын

What if you're getting a colonoscopy?

@neck2b

3 жыл бұрын

@@IoEstasCedonta self-cleaning≠purging every fecal particle from your intestines

@joshk3273

3 жыл бұрын

As we all see, he wasn't studying after all... Attending a class and learning how things work are not the same thing.

@softenbysam

3 жыл бұрын

They probably felt like they didn't need to. Even someone with half a brain should know this sorta thing.

@rwang1618

3 жыл бұрын

That is my reaction as well. I understand someone who doesn't know a thing will do that, but a student studying nutritions? Maybe he should consider changing school...

“When it’s breakfast and there’s no more silica gel left to eat” 😂😂

@Nikki0417

3 жыл бұрын

Scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else caught that.

@RICDirector

3 жыл бұрын

Had me on the floor giggling :)

@levophetamine

3 жыл бұрын

The fiber supplememt has silica :o

Idk what’s best: the video or the comments section… you guys made my day 😂

We use psyllium husk in hydroseeding . It works as a lubricant initially and when it dries on the ground it acts as a binder to glue the mulch together and to the soil

Cj is the type who reads the 1st line of an instruction manual and thinks he knows what to do about everything else.

@savagebuilder4264

3 жыл бұрын

I just look at the drawings lol

@edwardx4979

3 жыл бұрын

@ Ride Agreed! Some people don't read instructions or look at the drawings--they think they know better...Lol 😆

@dudedokduk3697

3 жыл бұрын

yes it's called dunning Kruger effect 🤔😁

@cj_curles0671

3 жыл бұрын

WOW! RUDE!

@nicknaruto9

3 жыл бұрын

sound like those Karen who think they're known everything about COVID!

“Oh my goodness, I need to make up for the lack of iron in my diet.” *Proceeds to eat iron balls*

@fionnaclarissamuharlie168

3 жыл бұрын

At least with iron, you'll automatically puke it all out, since iron irritate intestine, thus will make you nauseous enough to puke it out before it took effect.

@Apokalypse456

3 жыл бұрын

@@fionnaclarissamuharlie168 and even if you didnt, unless its a cannonball you can shit it out.

@fionnaclarissamuharlie168

3 жыл бұрын

@@Apokalypse456 true. Pretty sure they can pass through just fine.

@revenevan11

3 жыл бұрын

Just don't eat any magnets with them... or go for an MRI 😬 That's one of the things I'd be most afraid of if I ever had any ferrous metal inside me, that one day I'd be unconscious from an accident or something and the people at the ER would try to give me an MRI without knowing

@naldlang4181

3 жыл бұрын

Make sure to chew it well, may cause indigestion.

you are so great at telling stories!

Honestly, the fact that he actually told them about what he ate, is a huge improvement, compare to other cases

"He made peanut butter and orange fiber jelly sandwiches" Gordon Ramsey step aside we have a new contender

@bubbamann1111

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this is how you would get assassinated by Gordon if anything.

@jackyboi8832

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha good one

@cameronnekerekian1712

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@samuelviden7412

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, some good ******* food.

@BerniBernsify

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

something deep inside of me says that this is just chubbyemu talking about all the times he’s been presented to the emergency room, _unconscious_

@truedirt1016

3 жыл бұрын

o:

@undan8917

3 жыл бұрын

*music starts*

@garys_gary849

3 жыл бұрын

☝️

@Kuroganekisaki

3 жыл бұрын

"the emergency room, where we are now" takes on a whole new meaning

@2fortsmostwanted

3 жыл бұрын

I am once again *at the emergency room where we are now*

Yikes! I love how you admit you might have done that before. Crazy!

Chubby Emu, why do people do these crazy things? Your channel teaches me all the things I never knew I wanted to know.

When you said “peanut butter and fiber supplement jelly sandwiches” I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t posted on the 1st.

@paulineferrill4348

3 жыл бұрын

I was trying so hard not to gag at the descriptions of the fiber 🤢

@RICDirector

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulineferrill4348 Yah, just the aspartame amount ALONE would kill me; I'm allergic. But the descriptions....eugh!

@lisawheeler9013

3 жыл бұрын

Peanut butter and jam ok. Peanut butter and metamucil no way!

@JamesKelly89

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds sooooo nasty.

"He told them that he had been cleansing his colon" Doctors were like: oh no, not this shit again!

@TheDramacist

3 жыл бұрын

That joke was crap

@seancutler6712

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDramacist Your full of it, buddy! :D

@MaxTax_

3 жыл бұрын

@@seancutler6712 in his colon I bet

@GaryCameron780

3 жыл бұрын

Scrolled comments. Not disappointed. :)

@lmb5529bml

3 жыл бұрын

Literally hahahaa

This video honestly hits closer to home for me than any other video I have watched from this channel. As someone with occasional digestive issues, i have probably eaten too much fiber several times before, albeit nowhere near this level of insanity. I remember once, i think i ate a ton of fruit, 2 glasses of prune juice, and a bran muffin all in the same day. Needless to say, that was a terrible idea. I remember the next day, i felt no desire to eat at all, and i felt like i was going to vomit at any moment. To make matters worse, i was traveling that day, so it was rather miserable. As for laxatives in general, i feel like caution is essential with them. Whether it is some kind of plant fiber, juice, or stool softener, know this: too much of anything is bad. I myself, was not aware until this video that an overdose of laxatives could actually constipate, but in all honesty, it makes sense, as a insoluble fiber like that is designed to bulk stools up. I appreciate that this video was made, i learned a lot from it.

This was great to know. I occasionally take MetaMucil to move things along. Especially if I'm on a high protien diet. I try my best to make sure its mixed in to the water as much as possible, but I would eat the little bits at the bottom after. I'll definitely stop doing that from now on!

This is the most dramatic constipation story I've ever heard lol

@williamwalker1264

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no there was one about a man arrested on drug charges, he had swallowed the evidence and to avoid the "evidence" being laken by the police he refrained from having a bowel movement for several months. Boy did this guy have problems after that.

@randomnessultratv782

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamwalker1264 Is this the same guy that has the record for the longest time in police custody without taking a dump?

@urwhytefrightisurproblem8018

2 жыл бұрын

Made me go drink a cup of coffee just to ensure that I 💩😬😬😬😬😬

@jenn735

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@eduhumour

2 жыл бұрын

And now CJ have that bowel “cleanse”.

0:40 😔 CJ skipped his silica gel daily intake, this is how he turned into a tomato

@Goldaxy

3 жыл бұрын

CJ has hyposilicalemia hypo meaning low, sillica meaning silica gel packs, and emia meaning in blood, low silica packs in blood. He is having silica withdrawals.

@teadidthis

3 жыл бұрын

@@Goldaxy silica gel

@cellokid5104

3 жыл бұрын

9:36 but yet he did

@thespermsharkthespermwhale1938

3 ай бұрын

@@Goldaxy UT has Hyperusagitsukinemia. Hyper meaning high, Usagitsukin meaning Usagi Tsukino, Emia means presence in blood

I recently had to start taking fibre supplements, and every time I do, I think of this video. Thanks, Dr. Bernard!

@CommanderKappa

28 күн бұрын

Just eat more whole plant foods. Its easy as that.

Thank you very much for letting me know , it was very helpful

"Yo bro I havent dumped in three weeks, Im gonna have the biggest dump ever." What is colon obstruction for $500

@imaramblins

3 жыл бұрын

I'll take digestive tract impaction for $200 please.

@m.raffiputra.w1361

3 жыл бұрын

I'll take "what is my blocking my ass" for $ 400

@RICDirector

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I'll take 'What is obstipation' for $1000

@deckerd6832

3 жыл бұрын

Swords and sabers for 1,000. Where's the shit machete when you need it

@EmissaryofWind

3 жыл бұрын

If he's american, that's not going to cover the bill

“Nothing quite like a peanut butter and fiber supplement sandwich” -No one, ever.

@t.c.bramblett617

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: one guy ever lol

@onyxlotus7126

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@haisesasaki3944

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe a binch of silica gel can make it more edible 😶

@ChrisD__

3 жыл бұрын

Brand new sentence.

@paulineferrill4348

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God there is nothing like it

Glad you and CJ pulled through Amen in Christ

Wow! This is actually a great segment

"All you had to do was follow the damn label CJ!"

@FireofGod7

2 жыл бұрын

Oh thank God you didnt say train i failed this mission so many times and wasnt even my fault, i had to turn the volume off completely in order to complete that mission but it was after like 50 times in row of trying to pass, it wasnt my fault he couldnt shoot straight every time.

@JDVAR25

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha 😂

@LukaDonesnitch

2 жыл бұрын

Same Old CJ still a buster. CJ had ONE JOB!! 🤦🏾

@randomnessultratv782

2 жыл бұрын

You picked the wrong colon, fool!

@OverseerMoti

2 жыл бұрын

"Once a busta, always a busta".

"When it's breakfast time and there's no more silica gel to eat" You cheeky little sod, I nearly missed that!

This channel shows us how important mental health is.

I've used two types of psyllium husk. First time I used the natural tasteless stuff from the health food store. Worked great! Next time I tried the orange flavored stuff from Wal Mart. Clogged me up and I had an allergic reaction to something in it This happens to me with many products. I think I'm gonna go organic.

This channel helps me realize common sense isn't that common

@antiglobaljoel532

2 жыл бұрын

You couldn't make common sense go viral if you weaponized it and put it in a bomb.

@SweetBearCub

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer to call it "uncommon sense"

@atashgallagher5139

2 жыл бұрын

Uncommon sense, or sense that should be common but sadly isn't, or perhaps sense that is needed commonly.

@iAmCodeMonkey

2 жыл бұрын

It took you that long to figure that out? Not poking fun at you, just saying ;)

@thatracingguy5694

2 жыл бұрын

Goated comment

Student: "I need to detox!" Liver and Kidneys: "are we a joke to you?!"

@ssneakyandfriends1626

3 жыл бұрын

more like *screams are echoing from your liver and kidneys*

@Abysia

3 жыл бұрын

Oh look it's this unfunny copy pasted joke for the 402,937,509,726th time

@1HonestMutha

3 жыл бұрын

@@Abysia and it's still funny

@suisegs69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssneakyandfriends1626 is that terraria reference?

@freshtoast9578

3 жыл бұрын

When did the 1920s ass toxins become a healthnut meme sounds like when kelloggs was supposed to enrich the blood. They always talk about toxins you ask which and they just repeat "toxins lol".

I looked up fiber shake recipes & I ended up here. Interesting. Educational none the less, thank you 😅

Very glad that this is on KZread, because I literally stopped watching it on Snapchat because of the ads.

Chubbyemu: CJ is a 22 year old man, presenting to the emergency room..... CJ: Ah, shit here we go again

@yt_nh9347

3 жыл бұрын

Except in this case the shit didn't go again for CJ

@imaramblins

3 жыл бұрын

@@yt_nh9347 Yep. More like "NO shit" for CJ. lol

@gorillaau

3 жыл бұрын

@@imaramblins Shit happens, except when it doesn't.

@securatyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Ah where'd the shit go again

3 жыл бұрын

All you had to do, was to follow the damn nutritional label & instructions, CJ!

“he was obsessed with health” hope he’s not planning on making this a career because he’s not very smart

@TheDeadfast

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he has a bright future ahead in the field of "alternative medicine".

@ErebosGR

3 жыл бұрын

This obsession is a form of orthorexia.

@iminmissouri8589

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair when I had constipation troubles in the past, nothing that I looked up really said that TOO much fiber can be a problem, just as much as too little, so I can see his logic. However I actually followed the directions on my laxative and then got a professionals opinion.

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like he was hinting that he was the student in the story. lol

@MeppyMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@doubtful_seer wrong initials.

It happened to me . Upper GI blockage due to Metamucil . ER docs wanted to stick an NG tube down my nose into my gut to suck the gunk out , however; I’ve had my nose broken 11 times since the 3rd grade due to sports / fights etc… Thus I have a deviated septum, and so the tube would not fit . So the surgeons took over , and one outstanding female surgeon wanted to do everything possible to avoid having to cut me open . So all night with suppository laxatives and pain relievers , and saline drips with a special drink used to ink blot areas of concern prior to X-rays packed a cleaning out punch of epic proportion’s, After a one night stay in a luxurious hospital I dodged a bullet . After two days of not eating , they fed me the best cheeseburger and jello I’ve ever had . Even the diet 7 up tasted wonderful. I was declared officially cured of a Metamucil overdose . Never again will I drink that shit .

@moscowjoe6358

Жыл бұрын

How much did you take? I took my first dose yesterday for breakfast and one at dinner and feel extremely full 🤢🤢 took it with lots of coffee tea and drank water all day 🤷

You are simply amazing!

Plot Twist: It's just Chubbyemu speaking from experience on all these accidents

@mr.l8527

3 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: All of these experiences are Chubbyemu's and he knows what he does of medicine and biology from his many E.R. visits.

@mattwyrick8394

3 жыл бұрын

It can't be ALL of them. There are a few who didn't make it. Oh, and a few who aren't the right gender unless he ha a REALLY bad accident.

@ddppbbqq

3 жыл бұрын

@Grandfather_Din_Racket he just gender fluid

@Bouitaz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ddppbbqq I didn't know gender was a fluid! Is that this cool-aid I've been hearing about? ,)

@DIGITALSWOON

3 жыл бұрын

that's why he's the best doctor, he's learned from mistakes

"A number of years after this experience, CJ started a youtube channel where he eventually surreptitiously told this story in the third person"

@Real_Eggman

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing special here

@vadymvv

3 жыл бұрын

For real its authobiographical

@abz817

3 жыл бұрын

YES MY NIGGA

@ananamu2248

3 жыл бұрын

Never take psyllium hulls without lofs of water ...one litre every spoonful

@georgiareed7743

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Chubbyemu is CJ

I had an ED which has caused multiple severe bowel impactions. The first thing my doc said was ‘DONT TAKE PSYLLIUM HUSK FIBRE!!’. Totally clogs you up if you have constipation already. Laxatives are the answer. So many laxatives. My case is unusual because of my ED- I wouldn’t have surgery and wouldn’t have enemas so I just had to have weeks and weeks of laxatives. Only to have the whole process happen 2 more times! You gotta eat people!

@lorirogers9304

Жыл бұрын

Laxative use is not good for people with disordered eating. I use psyllium, two teaspoons every morning, and my gut feels amazing

This channel exemplifies the concept the even things that are good for you are dangerous in excess.

I could never be a doctor, I'd be too judgemental xD

@johannderjager4146

3 жыл бұрын

I would kick these people out and let natural-selection take it's course. Many of our world's problems is because these troglodytes aren't being regulated like they were in the past.

@JustAllanTV

3 жыл бұрын

Why you do that you donkey? Me, a doctor telling dude dying in bed from drinking windex.

@jstnnn

3 жыл бұрын

@@johannderjager4146 don't worry. you will never have that much responsability in your life, and you wont ever acheive anything that great or actually helpful, ever. rightfully so

@mmmmmmolly

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i would be like "your lab results came back, turns out the bacteria culture in your blood have more braincells than you"

@psomichelle2758

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustAllanTV Don't be so mean, Edd boy!

There's always that one person in the world who goes that extra, EXTRA mile. Thanks to them we get to have our "what if" questions asked. I salute them.

@bernadettevirgines3545

3 жыл бұрын

That's why we should never judge those who do stupid things because they save us from doing the same stupid things. LOL

@mw7845

3 жыл бұрын

For real! I know better than to eat a bunch of fiber supplements at once but now we know why

@maestrovonhuge9397

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@VioletJoy

3 жыл бұрын

And also that's where all those seemingly ridiculous warning labels come from. Lol

@sumayyahnash

3 жыл бұрын

I am one of them. 😂😂😂 Some days ago I got to know that probiotics are good for gut health. So, I took a cup of curd and added 1 cup hot milk to it. It all became curdled milk and added some chocos in it. I took it for my breakfast. After 1/2 an hour I started feeling something weird in my throat. From the evening I had high fever and started coughing. My fever remained for 5 days even I was taking a lot of medicines. Now I am not taking even a spoon of curd for probiotics. 😅😅🤣🤣😅

Instead of taking extra fiber, a little detoxifying herb , a "little" aloe or hot pepper to do extra cleanse. This is a great video, i have had trouble in the past and now we know extra fiber is not a standalone solution on its own, i remember times of extreme fatigue its like ur colon wont do anything anyways there must be other solutions.

Me at friends house: Uh that food looks like it has gone bad don't you think? friend: eh it should be fine *chubbyemu music starts playing*

@lordmmx1303

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoryPchajek lol

@PrinceEdwardIII

3 жыл бұрын

me: this pizza is only like a day old im sure its fine ......A young american man ate day old pizza, THIS is what happened....to his BRAIN

@NealWilliams

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, old sushi!!

@sparkz1202

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@dragonhed123

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this made me laugh more than it should have hahaha

"He tells the admitting nurse that it was only a matter of time before he would take the biggest dump of his life" im ded

@tehs3raph1m

3 жыл бұрын

Once they manipulated his bowel, he probably did.

@professionalpainthuffer

3 жыл бұрын

he wasn't wrong, that had to have been an astronomical shit.

@RoTenken

3 жыл бұрын

I was beside a patient once who had a blockage and was given laxatives for almost a week with no bathroom visits. The movement detonation generated the equivalent of a biological nerve agent that forced my relocation to another room.

@Maksimus_Prime

3 жыл бұрын

All we had to do is follow the damn article CJ

@12q8

3 жыл бұрын

My cousin told about his friend who had a similar experience. His friend held his shit for days playing vidya, until he felt enough pain to get off and shit and would feel the urge to shit, but nothing comes out no matter how hard he tried. After the pain was unbearable that he would cry, he went to his mom and basically told her he fucked up. She took him to the hospital, and the doc got into his colon and saw a massive solidified shit. He broke it and pull it out and the kid immediately let out at least a couple weeks worth of shit that was in his guts, sighing in relief. Don't hold your shit for too long, kids.

This episode is where I get to share a gross poop story of my own. In high school, I didn't drink much water at all. Looking back, it was maybe a glass a month, with coffee being the only thing I really drank. No wonder, then, when I started having stomach cramps. The pain would come in waves, and the only solution was to wait it out. It began to get more frequent, and so we finally went to the ER. When we arrived, I got an X-ray of my abdomen. Those not familiar with the X- ray might not know this, but it is normally only used to view very solid things, like bones and joints. My stool was so compacted/dense that they could see it on the x-ray. 3 doses of miralax later and I was right as rain (sort of). It's happened 2-3 more times since then, but I've learned to deal with it. Moral of the story: drink water.

I want to laugh but everyone has "that one friend" who would probably do this. Thanks for your channel so I can keep referencing them back to it.

"He did, in fact, have the biggest bowel movement of his life." Don't you just hate when you're right, but for all the wrong reasons?

@bombasticbuster9340

3 жыл бұрын

Today, it is known as Stone Mountain Georgia.

@soniamichelle2393

3 жыл бұрын

I bet the nurses had to hold his hand while he cried thru that😥

@xsailor85

3 жыл бұрын

I’d hate to have been the plumber who has to service that toilet.

@Polar_Bear7

3 жыл бұрын

My wrong reason for being right is personal experience.

@shelderevanston5864

3 жыл бұрын

@Kelvin james Yes I'm a living testimony of Mr James trading services , he has really changed my financial status for the best

“So when I was 22- I mean, CJ is a 22 year old man presenting to the emergency room...”

@nateblack972

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@YounesLayachi

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute, is this why the CJ actor is Emu himself ? Woah

@elietheprof5678

3 жыл бұрын

ChubbyJemu

@christopher4443

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, he'll respawn in 3 seconds

@izzatihassan1475

3 жыл бұрын

@@YounesLayachi probably. at the end he said "...may be speaking of my own experience"

You are a very good storyteller! 😆

this man would drink antifreeze in the snow

Me in my head anytime i eat leftovers: A 19 year old ate day old leftovers, this is how her body shut down

@simulationone

3 жыл бұрын

Same ! 🤣👍

@dynamicflashy

3 жыл бұрын

“But, nothing will happen to me”. He thought.

@bum851

3 жыл бұрын

Mom explaining mc donalds fries only a day old on fridge

@Internetspaceships

3 жыл бұрын

Username checks out..

@Cherryifeelsospecial

3 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME

Bro anyone else notice the headache labeled when its breakfast and there are no more silica packs left?? You are a goddamn meme legend my guy

@misseselise3864

3 жыл бұрын

yeah he changed it

@genevieve4679

3 жыл бұрын

and when he zoomed in on "silica" in the ingredient list on the bottle of fiber at the end lol

@chels1542

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that!! 🤣

@blitzwolf17

3 жыл бұрын

You should not take the Lords name in vain

@kalipw0210

3 жыл бұрын

@@blitzwolf17 Oh my God! Goddamit you're right!!!

One time I put 2 tablespoons of magnesium sulfate in a glass of water to move things along (which was a common remedy for constipation 30 yrs ago). However, I wasn't thinking and drank soda right after. My stomach was killing me as the acid in the pop reacted with the MgSO4. The pain traveled through my intestines and I was rolling around on the floor until finally it reached the end! After I went everything was ok. The whole thing lasted 20 minutes. So glad worse things didn't happen.

こんなに眉毛ボーボーでもカッコいいなんて骨格ってほんと残酷

I love how he realised weeks later after he drank liters of fibre supplements that something MIGHT be wrong.

@GunsNRoses1123

3 жыл бұрын

Not very high IQ.

Lesson learned. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

@ohirumehiraiya9537

3 жыл бұрын

You again

@HeatherHolt

3 жыл бұрын

And too much of a bad thing is a.... bad thing?

@rudolfk.hoschtialek2788

3 жыл бұрын

Your late

@candisham1978

3 жыл бұрын

Too much fiber is worse than too little fiber.

@vimtheprotogen2855

3 жыл бұрын

That's the whole meaning of "too much"

Thanks for the info!

I lost my shit at the "when it's breakfast time and there's no more silica gel left" cause I just watched that one a few mins ago. This channel is so golden 🤣

As a food science and nutrition student it perplexes me how a student can make a mistake this bad. The whole study program is designed to teach specifically against such drastic non-researched measures.

@ingridhaugen1177

2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like he has an attitude more in line with an alternative medicine approach to nutrition than a science-based exploration of food science like you're studying. I went to massage school at a chiropractic college, and I can definitely see students there doing something like this. There was a lot of supplement megadosing going on.

@why_though

2 жыл бұрын

@@ingridhaugen1177 Some people should really just skip college and take up a career with lower responsibilities that matches their competence...

@vanillaicecream2385

2 жыл бұрын

cleansing your intestines is dumb anyway, its almost like they do it themselves... funny how that works

@wessltov

2 жыл бұрын

@@why_though People like that should be made to redo primary school before taking any kind of job

@anoni6108

2 жыл бұрын

He could have orthorexia since they mentioned his obsession with health...

Bruh how the hell can you stay 3 WEEKS without shitting before going to the hospital, you already need to worry when you can't do it for a week

@URmommastookis

3 жыл бұрын

....1st hand exp.---2 week no BM, when "dam" broke it look like someone was dismembered in the WC, toilet overflowed and there was blood and crap all over the floor, had to use blankets to clean up and I had the biggest smile on when cleaning up..

@plague_doctor0237

3 жыл бұрын

@@URmommastookis Holy shit. But honestly, how could you even stay for two WEEKS? What stopped you from doing something earlier? It's even painful to think about, I can't even Imagine experiencing it

@Snafuuu

3 жыл бұрын

@@URmommastookis reminds me of when i had hemorrhoids.... worst month of my life

@omni8568

3 жыл бұрын

I uh- I held in my poop for two months when I was about 9 years old uhh But like legit tho I think I only survived because I drank my brother’s meal drinks that pretty much had everything you needed to survive. I remember that I told my parents that I was constipated and they told me that if I held my poop in for two weeks they would have to bring me to the hospital. I think they were joking at the time but I was freaking out since when I had told them, it had already been three weeks and I didn’t want to say anything. It was like hell on earth and for some reason, even though my parents knew I was constipated, they never gave me any laxatives and just told me to drink more water, which didn’t help. Anyway, I pretty much lost like 20 pounds and now I probably have severe intestinal damage, plus I feel like holding your poop in for two months is gonna guarantee some kind of colon cancer 😓

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve had chronic constipation my entire life because of being born premature. At a certain point the doctors just give up and prescribe you several types of laxatives. I’ve had times where I only go once in a month. It’s not fun and it really makes you feel awful. But unless you want surgery literally every month there’s just nothing to do but to keep taking the laxatives. The goal is to prevent a bag for as many years as possible.

such an awesome case❤thank you

Man I thought I was dumb at times, but this channel makes me realize I'm alright

1:09 "If there's skid marks in the toilet then it must be skidding in my colon too..." Good Lord I can't breathe 💀😭😭😭😭😭

@yonyem6724

3 жыл бұрын

@Russ Cooke sir do I need to call an ambulance are you having a stroke

@Bankrollxpapi

3 жыл бұрын

That took my life.

@ericrecker8234

3 жыл бұрын

I SAID THE SAME S#!T LMAO Then the FIBER sandwiches??? This can't all be real.

@Killer_Turnip

3 жыл бұрын

I had to replay it to make sure I heard right. 😭💀😭💀😭 His IQ is far above us all

My brother turned into a health nut in high school. He started taking a bunch of supplements, up until he woke up one night hardly being able to breathe and red as tomato. He overdosed on Niacin and had to go the ER. Guys, even water will kill you if you drink too much. Be careful with supplements.

@oskarwinters1873

3 жыл бұрын

vit C is the most overdosed thing for men. It's less of an issue for women but men shouldn't take supplements for vit C at all. Eat fruit.

@Beth_Amphetamine

3 жыл бұрын

Water did kill someone in another Chubbyemu video... RIP 💦

@gd7681

3 жыл бұрын

@@oskarwinters1873 Citation please. I can't find anything about your claims. Are you actually thinking of iron supplements?

@gd7681

3 жыл бұрын

@@oskarwinters1873 "The DRI for vitamin C is 75 mg/day for women and 90 mg/day for men." Men actually need more. Stop spreading lies.

@mikeg3439

3 жыл бұрын

He may have overreacted going to the ER but better safe. Niacin overdose is SUPER uncomfortable but unless the person has underlying serious conditions, not likely to be anything but ultimately a bit embarrassing when you were crying like a scared kid at the reaction (not making fun of it, it's seriously an alarming reaction, it's like being on fire a little bit). It typically passes in a number of uncomfortable minutes.

I've been binging his channel tonight and this is the 3rd time I heard him say dump. It's getting more hilarious every time he says it 🤣🤣🤣

I'm thinking back to the time I had to eat my orange-flavored psyllium supplement with a spoon, and I'm feeling very fortunate that I didn't develop an extremely painful bowel obstruction. Everything in moderation.

Apparently every medical patient ever: *The pain must mean it’s working!*

@Skenjin

3 жыл бұрын

Slight discomfort, sure. Pain? Hell no

@mattneil1449

3 жыл бұрын

@Jane The Creator I know what you've been up to Jane ; )

@Skenjin

3 жыл бұрын

@Jane The Creator Havent had it expand but I HAVE had my fair share of very painful GI issues, Crohn's Disease is a bitch/

@antaila

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's what I got told about cuts and stuff as a kid. If it hurts or itches, its healing, because the body heals itself. When I pull a muscle or something just hurts, I'll rub and jab the sore area because that's 'making it heal'. Really, I'm an adult now and I still think 'oh it hurts when I hit it, so it's getting better', I think I convinced myself as a kid that stimulation made it heal faster. Kind of struggle to see it any other way, but I know don't annoy it constantly. Maybe every few days, make sure it's still repairing.

@AbsolXGuardian

3 жыл бұрын

I mean that's what I've been told about exercise and menustration

That fiber jello looks like Play-Doh and Slime had a monstrous child. I can't believe someone ate that.

@thaddeuscheeleyjr.369

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't believe it either... if I had been living in a deep cave for the last 10 years. They don't make them like they use to; the last two generations seem to be dumber than a stationary rock and twice as slow when trying left alone. The "parents" of people like these are either bottom feeders themselves or absolutely clueless about what their kids are doing/learning.

@muffinman4544

3 жыл бұрын

Thaddeus Cheeley Jr. I don’t think they’re getting dumber, stupid things are just being reported more giving that illusion.

@thaddeuscheeleyjr.369

3 жыл бұрын

@@muffinman4544 But stupid things were still being reported previously it's just that you didn't have access to all of them so easily. What I'm saying is that, if you take what was previously reported and conglomerate it similar to how we can access all this information now, it still would be overshadowed by the number of reports we have now, especially when you realize that previous reports would still be spread out more (maybe 5 reports in one place, 6 in another and 2 in another, instead of today where 100s may all come from one area or source alone). Now, you can find a story like this every 4 minutes anywhere. Some of these kids really are THAT dumb and it's seemingly getting worse. I'm not saying it's all their faults, because they've been failed by their parents along with the education system over the last few decades, but it's just unreal how most of these stories aren't like backwaters hillbilly hicks who breed within the family; these are usually above-average "educated" (usually to secondary education like college) adults/young adults who either live on their own or have parents who can afford to provide for them even past being teenagers. I couldn't imagine a person like that decades ago and not immediately assume that they were either homeless or mentally ill with special care, let alone imagine them so vividly that they're a common sight.

@TechnoMinarchistBall

3 жыл бұрын

@@muffinman4544 Nah, it's that stupid behaviour in the past lead to natural selection. Today we save everyone. Plus, so many people survive birth now so there's even a higher chance of stupidity.

@donazs739

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like gut glue

Another great video! 💪💪

Wow that’s so scary! He’s so lucky his intestines didn’t die 🙏🏽

All of his videos are the biggest reminder of the phrase "too much of a good thing can be bad"

@sangeetha04mr65

3 жыл бұрын

Adhikamaayaal amrithum visham. _Translation: If taken too much, even elixir can be poison._

@Lilflo9012

3 жыл бұрын

too much anything and it’s poison

@hampter460

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Too much oxygen is bad

@Lilflo9012

3 жыл бұрын

@@hampter460 in a way yes because breathing is the main cause of aging so it just takes a very very long time to kill you

@sangeetha04mr65

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lilflo9012 Yes, every person who has ever breathed oxygen dies.

CJ: Drinks 2 liter of fiber supplement Chubbyemu: Ah, shit. Here we go again!

@lampy6070

3 жыл бұрын

Also, why people who are obsessed with health, end up killing themselves?

@manofgod7622

3 жыл бұрын

there’s this saying in my country “who doesn’t do anything, can’t do anything wrong” (it’s hard to translate it into different language, but I think you get the point)

@lampy6070

3 жыл бұрын

@@manofgod7622 I got the point. Thanks

@xCorvus7x

3 жыл бұрын

@@manofgod7622 What's the original?

@kareemyasser3665

3 жыл бұрын

It should be "Ah, here we go again" because there was literally no shit

This had to be the funniest one yet! 😂

damn thank you for making this video... probably savedmy life. i was going to do this

@lenayashina6777

3 ай бұрын

For real? Lucky you