A man walked on a crack. This is what happened to his mother's back.

@jameswarf6456

3 жыл бұрын

This is so underrated

@divinitylitty2630

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@thatonekid6471

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 this too good

@PickleRickKFC

3 жыл бұрын

A man stepped on stick. This is what happened to his father d*** 😂😂

@mansondivision4721

3 жыл бұрын

Ja lmao lol hahaha

"A man drank pepsis. This is how he got sepsis."

@pessemestic1242

4 жыл бұрын

alahos hohoho hello my old chum

@Phenom98

4 жыл бұрын

Drink *_b e p i s_* instead

@ayyylmao101

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@carletonhighschool3686

4 жыл бұрын

Anagram

@Tunkkis

4 жыл бұрын

@@carletonhighschool3686 It's not.

I know a lady who, in her 30s, came very close to death because of a pet. She suddenly became sick with fever, weakness, and nausea. She was vomiting every minute or two. She was admitted to the hospital here in San Diego, where they ran every test known to man, except for one: meningitis. After weeks in the hospital they took out her gall bladder, thinking that would help. It didn't. She was getting weaker by the day and the hospital told her family she would likely pass away soon, as she was almost a skeleton by now. Her family made the decision to take her to her native country of Mexico, so they might try to save her there. They had to drive her as no airline would allow her as a passenger. She was admitted to the hospital in Mexico City and they began to run tests. Within a couple of hours, they came to her and asked, "Do you have a pet turtle?" She said yes, it was her daughter's pet. They told her she had meningitis caused by bacteria from a turtle. They started the correct antibiotic and within days she was almost completely well. The US doctors had not run any tests for meningitis.

@senorgato70

8 ай бұрын

Wow. How did they know a turtle was the origin?

@elizabethblane201

8 ай бұрын

@@senorgato70 I'm not sure what tests they ran, but they specifically came and asked her about having a turtle. I think there is a type of salmonella that can cause meningitis, and it is common in pet turtles.

@dylanryanmoore

8 ай бұрын

wow that's amazing. Many people including myself view America as the best in the medical field and a lot of ppl see Mexico as a very poor country. That's awesome that they figured out what some of the best doctors in the world couldn't.

@elizabethblane201

8 ай бұрын

@@dylanryanmoore That was my thought also; how is it possible that the Mexican doctors, in a third-world country, solved this in a couple of hours? They were grateful she survived to raise her children. And they did get rid of the turtle, too.

@F.R.E.D.D2986

8 ай бұрын

Doesn't Menningentis usually kill within a day or two?

My father died of sepsis, March 29th, 2021. He had food poisoning that went septic. His pancreas ruptured. My brother and I made it across the country 40 minutes before he died. I got to sing to him as he was dying. It was heartbreaking. I wish he had gone to the doctor sooner. People need to know the symptoms of sepsis. He didn't know. I miss him so much.

@AndrewCosta-sd1kt

11 ай бұрын

I'm really sorry for you. I can't imagine how sad that was, I love my dad and don't know what I would do without him

@emiloo1973

10 ай бұрын

I am so sorry for your loss. I lost a neighbor to sepsis from a hip replacement infection. She had recovered enough to drive herself to lunch with a friend, felt ill that night and was rushed to the ER. Cascading organ failure led to her demise just hours later.

@truelightningstriker5803

10 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss.

@ManabiLT

9 ай бұрын

It can come on quickly, without previous symptoms as well. My mom had sepsis twice, and the second time she was fine, until suddenly she wasn't. Dad got up and discovered her awake but unresponsive. This was back in 2020, and ironically the pandemic may have helped her then. The ER was a ghost town, so they were able to examine and treat her quickly. (And she arrived by ambulance, that tends to speed things up.) Turned out it was caused by a urinary tract infection. Even though she survived it, she had a heart attack a few months later. The sepsis may have made it happen sooner, but her mom also died from a sudden heart attack around the same age, so it probably would happened before long regardless.

@Maxcariocadagema

9 ай бұрын

was he covid vaccinated? that may have worsened his case.

dog : *"mlem"* his organs : 👀...✌👀 ---> 💨

@xtcrider8270

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@thefricking5407

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated af

@wolfboi7104

4 жыл бұрын

Emoji form

@johnpaulbruh7909

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@beanieteamie7435

4 жыл бұрын

Legendary

“A man was reading the comments, this is how he missed the whole video.”

@authenticskyrat

3 жыл бұрын

LOL true dat

@pokequeenrrpg

3 жыл бұрын

damn called out

@ninablack1954

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@mynxravenhawk3500

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 too true

@TheRealCrungus

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for helping me to stop and rewind. 😂

I had this disease in 2020 from a dog bite. Doctors still aren't sure why I became so desperately infected as I remain to this day more or less immuno-competent. I went in to sepsis with DIC, and I spent a week in a coma. Some parts of me took it a little more seriously than others, but in the end the largest long-term effect was kidney failure (I lost my toes to dry gangrene but I honestly don't even miss them anymore). Dialysis is a pain, but it's tolerable and I'm slated to get a transplant soon. ::edit:: Got the transplant on 7/31, one more month and I'll be out of the tough part. Thanks everyone for the well wishes and the support! I couldn't have made it without everything.

@pissass.8675

Жыл бұрын

You seem to have a good attitude about what happened to you, best of luck with dialysis

@nadinewhite993

Жыл бұрын

What a lot for your body to handle! All the very best to you.😊

@valumtimes

Жыл бұрын

Congrats on your upcoming transplant! The waiting lists for organs can be real fucking rough.

@Triadii

Жыл бұрын

Good I had childish instincts shunning me away from the dangers of dogs and their bites. I’m definitely 10x more scared of dogs now.

@ImpmanPDX

Жыл бұрын

@Triadii To be fair to dogs I have a 1:3 million generic anomaly so you're not very likely to experience what I did.

I'm a retired CC paramedic . A case that I'll never forget was a 17yr old male we were called to at a GP in 1992. He was alive but raging fever, and had a widespread petichial rash (Red/purple nonblanching rash). Low BP. Fast HR. Classic sepsis. He was alert, but deterioration was quick. By the time we got him to hospital, he was close to cardiac arrest. He died by the time we were back to our station. I remember his last words before he went unconscious. 'Tell mum, I'm sorry, she'll know what you mean.' The next day, we attended a 2nd teenager, same thing, but this lasted 1 day in ICU before dying. Turns out, it was Meningococcal sepsis. There was a cluster of 4 cases in our community, all from one high school. Never forgot how quick the clinical picture changed within an hour. Back then, we had limited tools to deal with this (basically just IV fluids) Now, we can RSI, have ventilators, inotropes, multiple IV antibiotics, fluids, blood, and better training and I think our population is more educated about early detection.

@Cat-tastrophee

Жыл бұрын

Did you ever find out what caused so many teenagers in your area to die from sepsis? That's too bizarre to be a coincidence.

@billydoyle6919

Жыл бұрын

@@Cat-tastrophee It was an outbreak of probably viral Meningococcal infection . This is pre vaccination. In the end 6 students from a local highschool were infected. They all were connected in some way. Meningococcal sepsis is relatively common in NZ

@franksnbeans7413

Жыл бұрын

@@billydoyle6919 one of the girls in my 5th form class died from it and it has been a lingering fear ever since. Kia ora

@dunnetahl

Жыл бұрын

Did you ever pass on the message to his mother and find out what he meant? It almost sounds like he knew he had done something to cause the infection or something.... very ominous

@c1oudsky

Жыл бұрын

@@dunnetahl on the other hand maybe it didn't have anything to do with his condition and he just wanted to apologize for something he did before he's gone

"A man breathed, this is how he exploded into a fine mist."

@north7764

4 жыл бұрын

Bedroom Pianist Sounds like my luck...

@ebonybrown8867

4 жыл бұрын

Bedroom Pianist 😂😂

@Floccinaucinihilipilificator

4 жыл бұрын

@ButtmasterFlex69 An excellent example indeed sir. Thank you for your invested demonstration.

@lizardfishbird

4 жыл бұрын

This is actually the plot of Emily Suvada’s This Mortal Coil

@danielcasas9244

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao xD

A man decided to create Medical Mondays. This is how KZread became more interesting.

@nerine9301

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@lunnate

4 жыл бұрын

This is how KZread was diagnosed with paranoia.

@eerielconstantine5051

4 жыл бұрын

And educational.

@NearLife4life

4 жыл бұрын

These videos are an immediate click for me!

@haganenno

4 жыл бұрын

More scary*

I had a somewhat similar emergency back in 2010, when I went from healthy to "not expected to make it" at the ICU within 3 days. Mine was "Rat Bite Fever" that I believe I caught from a recently adopted stray cat; it started out like flu too and included sepsis. I was basically the local "House" case, as the doctors scrambled to figure it out. Luckily I had a much happier outcome, but it was the most painful thing I've ever experienced (and hope to never top). If you're interested in doing an episode on it, I'm happy to provide the records (I kept photocopies of everything).

@ulalaFrugilega

Жыл бұрын

So glad you made it!

@patrickwester7936

Жыл бұрын

Before I was born or after I was born?

@jackarmstrong8790

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickwester7936 well when we’re you born

@Kimjongil.

Жыл бұрын

How is the cat doing now?

@rebeccab1527

Жыл бұрын

@@Kimjongil. Luckily the cat was well on his way to better before I fell sick myself. He was already over 20 when I saved him and remained my absolutely doting friend for about 2 years, when he passed.

"Sepsis is serious". I am a nurse, and we see sepsis *all* of the time. It's terrifying how quickly patients can go from okay to dying.

@hypnoticuniverseofficial

Ай бұрын

I went from sitting up in bed after surgery, to being assessed by an ICU team 15 minutes later. I was a nurse and I had never seen anyone go downhill so fast. That's saying something as I was a paeds nurse and kids go downhill quick! The first time I had sepsis it was much slower and I wasn't as sick, but this sure taught me not to feel so invincible!

A man ate an apple, this is how his doctor died.

@sweetguy19762

3 жыл бұрын

When you guys repeat this stuff it not funny, it is stupid.

@puresomenessd2146

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetguy19762 Thanks for your input. But it most likely won't change anything.

@dynaury5979

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetguy19762 and?

@HankSmashes

3 жыл бұрын

That made me remember that one Zach King vine.

@mcmilk107

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact all his patients kept eating apples everyday causing them to keep the doctor away so he lost his job and starved to death

A doctor made a KZread channel, this is how his viewers got anxiety...

@hadbetterdays8118

4 жыл бұрын

😂 almost made the anxiety go away

@user-md3nv8he7x

4 жыл бұрын

A commentor looked like a furry, this is how one brave man retaliated

@ljgfb

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@memphis1780

4 жыл бұрын

i have massive anxiety because of this stuff lmao

@asianman3455

4 жыл бұрын

McDonald's Employee LOL

I work on a plastics ward. A patient came in for day surgery who had been licked by either his own or a neighbour's cat (he preferred not to know) and he'd ended up in ITU for weeks. Same scenario as this patient exactly. Lost both legs below the knee, several fingers too, and was having more fingers amputated as they had necrotised and sort of mummified. They looked (and sounded when he tapped them on the table) like old, blackened dry wood. The nicest guy you could hope to meet, same age as me, just 49. Probably will never work again, luckily he had a very devoted wife. I hope life treats him a bit nicer in future. He deserves it.

@Triadii

Жыл бұрын

Omg pets are so dangerous 😭i wish something Like that never could have happened

@beautyforashes2022

Жыл бұрын

@@Triadii Pets are not inherently dangerous to your health. And the people who may be most at risk are usually immunocompromised in some way, shape or form. If you have a healthy immune system you shouldn't really have anything to be anxious about. Just don't let animals lick you anywhere near your face or broken skin/cuts and always wash your hands after handling or cleaning up after them.

@Annie-eg9xc

7 ай бұрын

@@beautyforashes2022better yet. Don’t have any pet and you don’t have to worry about any of that nonsense.

@Annie-eg9xc

7 ай бұрын

like your mom's when she had you lol@@J-zg5mh

@annihilation777

6 ай бұрын

@@Annie-eg9xc agreed

A friend of mine died suddenly at 28yo. He was misdiagnosed at a clinic with minor sinus/bronchial infection. He didn't get better and within 2-3 days went to hospital. Turns out he had a pneumonial infection in his lungs. By the time he was admitted to the hospital, the infection had apparently started spreading to the heart. He died the next day. Not sure about his state of health aside from being a little over weight and a smoker. Was very sad and unexpected. RIP Chris.

A scientist turned himself into a pickle. This is what happened to the internet

@pathetikruns7094

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit i’ve ever seen in the news

@ambasfamily

3 жыл бұрын

I’m Pickle Rick!!

@tobeysteen2611

3 жыл бұрын

Ga k ni4 Ok ni7 funniest thing I’ve every seen

@user-kj5ty6gh2v

3 жыл бұрын

PiCkLe RiCkKkKkKkKk

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

A man was touched by an atom, this is how he exploded.

@JoseMartinez-qr9pj

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@oblo7389

4 жыл бұрын

**Antimatter joins the chat**

@thefricking5407

4 жыл бұрын

A man licked his organs this is how his dog shut down

@superbstream8361

4 жыл бұрын

Doggo is a 5 year old dog, presenting to the emergency room with having nausea and extreme headache. He tells the admitting nurse that his owner licked his organs.

@amanwithaperm5142

4 жыл бұрын

One answer: KILLER QUEEN

You could easily make: "A man breathed once. This is what happened to his brain." In association with carbon monoxide poisoning from living near a volcano.

@sparkstudies1675

Жыл бұрын

yeah this is why I'm not a huge fan of titling videos like this

@Lrizu

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the past of breathe is brothe

@gabberpiet6919

Жыл бұрын

@@Lrizu incorrect. its breathed

@tonyisnotdead

Жыл бұрын

@@sparkstudies1675 why? It's not misleading. It's your fault that you click on it

@saadqazi3833

Жыл бұрын

Yes, and he’d be right. The volcano is as deadly as the dog in this case.

My mom died from sepsis in her mid 70s, from a perforated ulcer that nobody knew about. Only two days before she felt fine. She went to the hospital as soon as she started feeling bad, but quickly went downhill. They thought it was some kind of cardiac thing at first and didn’t identify sepsis until it was too late to save her. This was a private hospital in Mexico.

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

he's turning Black run for your safety!!!!!!

@saraniah

9 ай бұрын

That recently happened to my mother. She had to be airlifted to a special hospital with several bleeding ulcers.

I'm sorry but these titles are hilarious to me. "A Man Gently Extended His Index Finger. This Is How Every Bone In His Body Shattered At Once."

@shinji5217

4 жыл бұрын

Liked wit my pinky

@AssistantCoreAQI

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinji5217 Whippity Whine, Your Bones Are Now Mine.

@malnutritionboy

4 жыл бұрын

oh wow you're late to the party

@Bigfluffydragongaming

4 жыл бұрын

A man stubbed his toe after getting up after playing Fortnite for 5 hours which made his feet fall asleep which is pretty annoying a terrible tbh... This is what happened to his cat.

@xVadRay

4 жыл бұрын

But we love those titles

"A man saw a girl at the bar. This is how I met your mother"

@Puffballthegoat9186

3 жыл бұрын

A man told his son something. This is how I am your father.

@dilciaesmeralda3986

3 жыл бұрын

A man open a condom pack with his teeth. This is how you were born

@romella_karmey

3 жыл бұрын

A man leads a gay guy to the washroom. This is how I was elated.

@someguy654

3 жыл бұрын

A man has fallen into the river in lego city. This is how he was rescued.

@zacharyzacarallos3231

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

What a great explanation for sepsis. Several years ago I developed severe cellulitis in my dominant hand from a really bad dog bite. I was transported to the ER and received 1 dose of IV antibiotics, as well as a full betadine soak and cleansing of the wounds. After this initial treatment in the ER, I was sent home with 2 Rx's for antibiotics and pain medicine. I didn't fill them because it was so late at night. Less than 16° after the bite & initial tx, I awoke to my hand ✋️ looking like a Big Swollen Red Gross & Extremely painful nasty infection. I've had years of EMS training & experience, so I was fully aware of what this meant & how serious it could get. I drove myself to a level 1 trauma center nearby and I was admitted within ~10 minutes after being triaged by a PA. Once I was up on the unit, I was given IV antibiotics, IV pain meds, and so much heprin that my tummy turned purple from the injections. A few days later, my liver enzymes were off, I had a CT SCAN and enlargement of my liver because of the type of antibiotics they had me on. So, I was switched to another drug, had to have a surgical procedure to try and drain what they thought was pus, but there wasn't any [Thank you again God] but my hand was still really really swollen & being my dominant hand, well it was pretty tough. The infection spread to my forearm, but after 10.5 days inpatient I was released. It was a very painful recovery. Ironically this happened ~10 years earlier when i got bit [same damn hand] while working at a dog kennel. I was hospitalized then too, but the wound was nowhere near as bad. This was a great way to really break it down & explain the A & P consequences in chronological order. Thanks for this! I feel so sad about that poor patient. Wow.

@barkingdog365

9 ай бұрын

God was kind to you that day. There must not have been alot going on.

@DemstarAus

4 ай бұрын

What does 16 degrees later mean? 16°?

This happened to my neighbor. Every day he shared his coffee with his dog out of the mug. He was in a medically induced coma for 3 months. He was written up in medical journals I believe mostly because he survived.

@MsLacieable

8 ай бұрын

The dog drank coffee??? That's weird...

@avonire

8 ай бұрын

Letting your dog stick its tongue in the cup youre drinking is gross. They'll gladly eat poop off the floor sometimes

@11lvr11

8 ай бұрын

Damn that's disgusting. I don't even kiss pets and wash my hands after touching any animal

@yttelbruinsma9503

7 ай бұрын

@@11lvr11same here!

@insomnia_o

7 ай бұрын

dog lover got humbled real fast

Parents: You aren't ill Doctor: You aren't ill Google:

@Anonarchist

4 жыл бұрын

google says it's cancer, but also drug resistant super bug, but also an incredibly rare genetic disorder. luckily google says it's not lupis.

@bjpadz

4 жыл бұрын

Checked Google for causes of dandruff and found AIDS and HIV. I mean, wtf.

@MiniNinja258

4 жыл бұрын

Bee Jay Pador hahaha

@skywatcher458

4 жыл бұрын

Bing:

@ganaraminukshuk0

4 жыл бұрын

WebMD: you already died.

I got sepsis from nursing my daughter. She was teething and accidentally bit me. I got an infection and (since it had happened once before) I waited it out. The next morning I was a super high fever. I felt like I was freezing and took a shower and knew I couldn’t drive. I went to the OBGYN and they didn’t know why after Motrin and Tylenol the fever kept increasing. I slept in the waiting room all day. Finally they sent me to the hospital and said it was sepsis. The only antibiotic that would treat it was (ironically) the only one I was allergic to- vancomycin. They had to give me several other antibiotics and massive doses of clindamycin (which made my mouth taste like metal). My vision was blurred and never recovered. It took me quite a while to feel like myself again. That was horrible.

@jacquelinekenknight9280

Ай бұрын

Well now I know I won’t be breastfeeding once they cut teeth. Thanks! 😂

@maritesbaladad4382

19 күн бұрын

One example to have a vasectomy, folks, prevent your wife from illness and reduce property damage and stress in the future

Just been discharged from 3rd time of sepsis (first time August last year septic shock) and we just got a puppy. My downhill started before getting a pup but now I'm going to take alot more care around our pup. Thank you for sharing these

@chrisshepard495

Жыл бұрын

I've had it 3 times also. It's not fun at all. Hospitalized all three times for about a week. Here is hoping you stay well 🙂

@LemonThyme1933

Жыл бұрын

I had it for the first time last summer. I was so discouraged when I learned you can have it again. I was in the hospital from May til the end of September. I'm a bit anxious now that it's May. I'm avoiding doing things like planting flowers for fear of repeat. I did buy some last night. I had Streptococcus Aureus, and no clue how I got it. It took over 90% of my body, and permanently damaged parts of the spine. When I was discharged, they feared that some could hide in the bones to reappear later.

@Annie-eg9xc

7 ай бұрын

Why even get a pup after going through sepsis. That’s really stupid.

@dappppppppt

7 ай бұрын

@Annie-eg9xc no thats what your unnecessary comment is dear 🥰

@Annie-eg9xc

7 ай бұрын

Ok, then get sepsis again and don't complain on youtube lol@@dappppppppt

“A man logs into youtube, this is how he got no work done”

@ABC-wk1pt

4 жыл бұрын

y e s

@babushkablyattv2751

4 жыл бұрын

E

@thefreemonk6938

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@mattv2956

4 жыл бұрын

*A youtuber uploaded a video, this is how his entire channel was demonetized*

@shtzen8178

4 жыл бұрын

A man logs out and watches youtube, this is how he got work done

Me: *Opens refrigerator door* *Hears Chubbyemu music* *Closes refrigerator door immediately*

@harinath700

4 жыл бұрын

When did he speak about refrigerator

@leo9463065

4 жыл бұрын

@@harinath700 That time someone ate spoiled pasta

@boaofdeath

4 жыл бұрын

A man missed his meal once This is how his stomach imploded

@chance5280

4 жыл бұрын

The artist is lifeformed, they are pretty chill.

@Trianonn

4 жыл бұрын

@@chance5280 yeah. my favourite one is Frozen Hot Sauce.

A friend of my mom's actually went through much of what JD did, all after her pup licked her nose! She survived after intense care in the hospital, but her story certainly left an impression on us 😳 20 years later and I still won't let my cat lick my arm let a lone my face lol

I’ve had the kind of dry gangrene shown due to lack of blood circulation because of 3 different pressors needed to keep me alive 😢 I was in respiratory failure and septic shock from MRSA-pneumonia. I spent 5 weeks in the hospital and I’m just extremely grateful to the literal teams of doctors and nurses and the various therapists that helped get me better and get me back home 😢🙏🏽🥰

@littlerat760

8 ай бұрын

glad you're doing better now :)

“A man blinked.......... *this is how every cell in his body exploded* ”

@hopefulbongo8770

4 жыл бұрын

dont hate on my driving this seems about right

@ilikecats310

4 жыл бұрын

Killer queen has already touched your cells

@bittersweetlime4756

4 жыл бұрын

You acctually made me laugh bro XD

@jasonhake5502

4 жыл бұрын

A man existed for 23 years straight, this is how he completely imploded

@apollogize1132

4 жыл бұрын

Explosion!

A man played catch with his daughter This is how his cousin’s flamingo disintegrated

@notgreatnotterrible48years63

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@bananannn

3 жыл бұрын

ALbERt????

@gri5in862

3 жыл бұрын

I drink cheese ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@jameswarf6456

3 жыл бұрын

Yo Tengo It's sad that I genuinely thought it was an albert related comment

@stinkypoo-poo1394

3 жыл бұрын

That makes sense

Last year I had pneumonia and sepsis before leaving on a road trip driving my camper van cross country. I felt great, but my wife thought I was not well enough. She always worries too much, so I thought. That first afternoon I drove from Portland, OR, clear across the state to Ontario, OR. I felt OK, but dehydrated. So I stopped at a big truck stop to fuel and get iced tea, then sleep there in my van. I hadn’t had a bowel movement for a few days. Should have know as that is Unusual for my system. I never felt any pain nor shortness of breath. As I walked into the truck stop cafe I fell backwards and knocked out on the pavement. Fortunately someone called 911. The only thing I recall is the EMT crew picking me up off the pavement and loading me into their ambulance. I spent the night in the Ontario hospital. Apparently they didn’t check for pneumonia or infection but fed me a good breakfast. So I told them I felt great. So they called a shuttle van to go back to my van. On the road again and drove east on I-84 clear past Boise, ID , to a truck stop with a good cafe, Boise Stage Stop. I went into the back of my van to change clothes as I was getting hot. Fortunately the van windows were open as I was too weak to get up after laying down. So someone heard me holler for help and called 911. Again I passed out and don’t even recall how they got my weak body out of the van. They took me to St. Luke Hospital in Boise, ID, where they tested me for sure and found the pneumonia and sepsis. I don’t even recall that until the doctor told me, must have been the next day. They also kept me isolated in the far end of the ward and wouldn’t let me out without help. They had a constant flow of IV anti-biotic fluids. I was there for 6 days and would not let me out until my Methodist minister drove over with another church friend to drive me home with my camper van. Those lovely sweet nurses wanted to keep me there another 2 weeks! (Must have been the doctor tho) But they released me to adult supervision🥴 to go home. A year later I’m doing OK but paying more attention to my own health and will listen to my wife if she says I don’t look well. I’m still weak but have other health issues after beating cancer 15 years ago and spine surgery for neuropathy.

A man existed. This is how he spontaneously combusted.

"A man spent 1 minute on Twitter. This is what happened to his will to live."

@sachinfulsunge9977

2 жыл бұрын

Please stop lmao

@YTChannel344

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, Twitter is just too toxic.

@bradentheman1373

2 жыл бұрын

*he got canceled immediately*

@limegreen7756

2 жыл бұрын

Getting cancelled any% speedrun. WR is 0.2 seconds.

@mariajw4803

2 жыл бұрын

Some days are good other days hell. You have to be really picky with who you follow.

"Man was alive - this is how he started dying"

@nosleepjones4551

4 жыл бұрын

By living

@flowerofash4439

4 жыл бұрын

@@nosleepjones4551 hmmm interesting

@oofgang7756

4 жыл бұрын

Well, shit.

@bluesusername

4 жыл бұрын

@@nosleepjones4551 wow thank you! this was very, very interesting to read indeed. It was a very detailed explanation! At first, I was confused, but now I see the meaning of life. Thank you so much for this what the hell am i doing with my life

@nosleepjones4551

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluesusername I don't know how to respond to that I love the sarcasm dude lol

this happened to a woman in Ireland with her dog or who's dog it was but the sad part about that story was she left her 4 kids behind imagine that

I’ve always thought that letting a dog lick you on he mouth was disgusting.

Him:”..Mitochondria..” Me: oh he’s going to say it, SAY IT Him: “power house of the cell” Me : there it is, my complete knowledge of biology

@rojorohr4723

4 жыл бұрын

a minute later, your organs shut down...

@mandirarai1215

4 жыл бұрын

when he said mitochondria I thought "power house of the cell" and then he said it. XD

@mjc3206

4 жыл бұрын

I have a pin that says ‘mitocondria, the powerhouse of the cell’ that I take out whenever I’m in bio.

@stringxa

4 жыл бұрын

All your 7th grade science teachers are shook-

@yazanmahafza490

4 жыл бұрын

Adventist I’m actually a 4th year medical student in the Hashemite university, that’s why I’m interested in this channel, I just made the comment for the memes lol

man: **gets licked by his own dog** organs: (windows shutdown sound)

@lucers6941

2 жыл бұрын

best comment

@yashbhatt5373

2 жыл бұрын

Why did i hear that exact sound in my ears

@Nikthehermit

2 жыл бұрын

@@yashbhatt5373 same

@microbiologeest

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for laughing 🖐️😭

@avacato1705

2 жыл бұрын

Lol but I kinda feel bad

This story is crazy! Evry time it seemed like he may have beaten something a new problem or complication occurred. I was rooting for him to come out the other side with nothing permanent.

That man let his dog eat off his spoon and then put the same spoon back in his mouth. I can almost guarantee it. I see people do this all the time with their dogs and cats and I'm always shocked because that's like french kissing your pet. It's weird. Also, if you are bitten or scratched by your pet and you notice a red line ANYWHERE on your body afterward, draw a line on where the redline begins and ends with a pen or marker and immediately go to the hospital. Do not wait until the morning. Do not wait until after work. Do not wait until you get a babysitter. Go to the hospital immediately the way you would for a stroke. A delay will kill you.

@secinject814

4 ай бұрын

Yes, especially the red line. I remember waking up in the middle of the night and just "not feeling well". My mom looked at me and noticed a red line going up my forearm (She's a long-time nurse) so that meant immediately to the hospital. Have an IV put in my hand with a board/straps to hold it in place, and had that for 3 days (didn't need to stay in hospital, they said return if the line continues or symptoms worsen). The red line was about 1/3 of the way up my bicep (before the hospital) and I don't remember seeing it the night before I went to bed. Doc and my mom said if that red line reaches your heart it's like a bomb going off. For anyone reading the red line is basically a blood poisoning/infection and if that gets to your heart well it gets pumped all over your body then you're really in for a ride.

Dog: _licks owner_ Owner's body: I see you've chosen *_DEATH_*

@toni6175

4 жыл бұрын

@808 slaps by commenting

@gz2829

4 жыл бұрын

I just laughed in class

I fed my cat 5 minutes late. This is how she ruined my life.

@shihabshahriar1438

4 жыл бұрын

How?

@SeanVito

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate. Cats are assholes. They make you think u own them. Quite the opposite

@anthia1156

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeanVito They make you think you OWE them you mean...

@The-nb5mm

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeanVito choose dogs :)

@joec8750

4 жыл бұрын

I love cats but have to admit they are kinda evil... in an adorable way

I feel so sorry for this guy, he just wanted to have a good time with his pets that loved him and wanted to show it. And when he became ill he suffered so much from different bacteria and fungi, developed gangrene and brain damage in the state that he just couldn't no longer have a chance to live somewhat normal life. Poor soul, wish he will meet his dogs in the heaven at some moment.

@franznarf

11 ай бұрын

French kissing a beast that licks its own bum doesn't deserve much sympathy

A man woke up on the wrong foot. This is how his balls exploded

I think this channel has convinced me to just get rid of all my organs, those things are always shutting down and causing problems for people and I don't want to be next

@jan-seli

4 жыл бұрын

A sasquatch watches KZread. This is what happened to his organs

@davidheisnam743

4 жыл бұрын

I got rid of mine and I have never felt safer.

@Knifeys

4 жыл бұрын

China joins the chat

@IwhowasdatXD960

4 жыл бұрын

seph *China has joined the chat*

@TheKennieisa10

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

A man consumed a glass of water. This is how his organs shut down.

@ddsjgvk

4 жыл бұрын

A baby was born. This is how it died.

@That_One_Guy...

4 жыл бұрын

A man has breathed the oxygen, this is how his lung shut down

@corona4700

4 жыл бұрын

A man ran for 10 seconds. This is how his heart stopped.

@Unyt

4 жыл бұрын

A man has existed. This is how he exists

@bananas4sale

4 жыл бұрын

This is how fortnite died. This is how cancer was cured.

A man got out of bed in the morning. This is how his skeleton exploded and his liver invaded his big toe.

I absolutely loved your historical recap, insanely interesting especially the Egyptian hieroglyphs

A doctor became a youtuber. this is what happened to his comments section.

@justinbiggs1005

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. 69 likes. Lol

@anthonyscali8013

4 жыл бұрын

CE was a 25 year old man presenting to the emergency room with youtuberemia, youtube means youtube and -emia means presence in blood, youtube presence in blood.

@jan-nn9ix

4 жыл бұрын

Good one😆

@maowriter3463

4 жыл бұрын

Next up is 420 Edit: Damn already passed it, I guess 666 is next?

@sbtopzzzlg7098

4 жыл бұрын

‹ Jînx › way to 666

A kid was looking at the comments. This is how he got depression.

@nikkiofthevalley

3 жыл бұрын

That's depressing. (Ba dum tiss)

@feather6502

3 жыл бұрын

A kid jumped off a building. This is how he was rushed to the hospital. (Please don’t commit suicide, depressed people, it will get better.)

@Goobiwann

3 жыл бұрын

A girl had depression This is why she looks at comments

@Mr_hedges

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand this comment

@colossaltitan2400

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, its not the comments its the replies

Boy breathed oxygen This is how his nose exploded

I had a strange medical episode in 2018 that drs still have no clue why it even happened. I got chicken pox (even though I had it as a child,) and 3 other infections t hat developed over the course of a few days. It started with a panic attack then i developed a mild fever. I figured it was just my body being overwhelmed from the panic attack as it was a major one so at first I thought nothing of it. Couple days later, I felt worse, and found 2 small blister-like itchy bumps. I honestly didn't remember what chicken pox looked like, and didn't think that would have been it anyway since I had already had it as a kid. Was always told you can't get it again. So, I went to urgent care, got swabbed for flu and strep. all negative. sent home to treat my symptoms, and told i'd be fine in a few days. 3 days later, I went to the ER and was told I was septic, had chicken pox, folliculitis, thrush, and another infection that I can't remember the name of. The nurse told me that if I had waited even until that evening to go to the ER I wouldn't have survived. That was truly one of the scariest things I have ever heard from someone. Drs still have no clue why it happened to me. I was in the hospital for a week in isolation. I hope that never happens again.

A person inhales air, this is how 2020 happened

@justsomeguy4918

3 жыл бұрын

.

@blizzrdddd_7798

3 жыл бұрын

You have 210k subs you should have more likes lol

@isaiahlabitan8287

3 жыл бұрын

Ayy a popular yt

@alexander_xaiver_9989

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny didnt laugh

@junio0o768

3 жыл бұрын

Alexander_Xaiver _ ok

"The point of this video is not to scare anyone of their animals." Well, you did it anyway.

@hiyapal7719

4 жыл бұрын

Valdagast Eh, I live for my fur babies, so... it's fine. ❤

@TheShani2012

4 жыл бұрын

I had pet dogs for 30 years. never I have let them lick my face. Animals have germs. Love is not about licking and sleeping with animals. Its taking care of them.

@blugaledoh2669

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheShani2012 Everyone have germ

@strange144

4 жыл бұрын

@@blugaledoh2669 People don't generalle lick all sorts of stuff (including other dog's butts) and then lick my face though. I mean, not that I let dogs lick my face either (the thought alone, ew) but still.

@farmgirlre4634

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheShani2012 I kiss them and drink and smoke and well, a vegan.....might as well go out happy with no limbs and no brain

Other teens in my town: hangin out and misbehaving. Meanwhile me: "ooh medical science"

I had a rare bacterial meningitis in 2019 and it caused swelling of my brain and stroke and heart attack also had to learn to walk again. It is not from my dog licking me it was from picking up shell at beach which was a african land snail and they carry the rat lungworm virus which causes deadly meningitis

a kid stepped on a crack *This is what happened to his mother's back*

@videotoblin

4 жыл бұрын

42 year old JM reported to the emergency room with severe back pains and an unusually stiff back.

@tiashadrows3469

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Hey I think that kid is called timy Turner

@wolfishthrone71yt67

4 жыл бұрын

Copied though

@omarali262

4 жыл бұрын

This is probably a repost but I laughed hard lmao

@melikechoc0

4 жыл бұрын

a kid stepped on a line *this is what happened to his father's spine*

damn it bro, You made me stop having nachos, sushi, and even black liquorish yet now I can't even play with my dog

@LauverLauving

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@eggles2896

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@juliang9574

3 жыл бұрын

Go destroy more p2w servers!

@benmcgregor9211

3 жыл бұрын

No vita gummies either 😂

@sillytransfemm

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Its so scary that when one of your organs starts to fail, the rest of the body follows so soon after. My mum recently died of liver disease which was a similar story.

Me: _reheats a meal from yesterday_ My brain: “just like in the chubbyemu video”

@EmulatorNoob

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *starts eating furiously hoping for the sweet release of death*

@AngstRiddenAnnoyance

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I ate some old pasta the other night and fully expected to die

@chloroxbleach8561

4 жыл бұрын

@@AngstRiddenAnnoyance I deadass ate overcooked soggy pasta at a McDonald's and fully expected to die.

@mjc3206

4 жыл бұрын

AngstRiddenAnnoyance I had three day old pasta the other day and expected death to welcome me with open arms and this morning my brother had mouldy bread (he cut the parts with visible mould off) and I’m waiting for death

@arcangelmaaze7804

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“JD was improving for several days.” Me: “alright good.” “JD now has gangrene in all 4 of his limbs.” Me: “WHAT?! When did that happen?!” “The Ancient Egyptians thought that the brain was disgusting.” Me: “???”

@akmalagassi7711

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i know that part is quite sketchy and sort of jumping out of nowhere. But i think it serves as the introduction of sepsis.

@SchmegmaOnToast

4 жыл бұрын

Literally and figuratively

@yannisconstantinides7767

4 жыл бұрын

@@akmalagassi7711 Maybe it would have made more sense after. Like "another example of a culture thinking this would be ..."

@monad_tcp

4 жыл бұрын

well, at least they didn't think it was just useless stuffing

@norasyikinali6283

4 жыл бұрын

Haha no wonder I got confused from the sepsis talk. For some reason it turned to ancient medical history instead 😂.

A lady just passed away yesterday from this bacteria in our town. Her friends dog chomped her finger by accident when going for a toy. 😢

This guy is the rod serling of medical horror stories

"a guy died, this is how he survived"

@disguysaysda4708

3 жыл бұрын

Oopsie 🪦 ripperino

@dsi2867

3 жыл бұрын

"Unfortunately, I died" "..." "but I lived!"

@amymcdonnell5084

3 жыл бұрын

I mean thats technically possible if someone is declared braindead

@badcornflakes6374

3 жыл бұрын

My dad has died before after his heart stopped and they restarted it after a car accident.

@cptray-steam

3 жыл бұрын

probably a true story.

A person clicked on this video, this is how he built a phobia for being alive.

@crystalmckinney3151

4 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@Shadow_Drip

4 жыл бұрын

true so trueTrue

@astrithr81

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@SeanVito

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@10Exahertz

4 жыл бұрын

yo right, now im always waiting for the music to start and for chubbyemu to start narrating. I gotta go to the doctor soon now man lmaoooo

"A man went pee" "This is how his heart stopped."

Thank you Doctor B. for sharing your knowledge with the world!

This poor man just won the infection lottery 20 times in a row

@hoppytoad79

4 жыл бұрын

Won, or lost?

@johnchristopherlansang1863

4 жыл бұрын

Either/or I guess

@Bigfluffydragongaming

4 жыл бұрын

... this is how his organs shut down

@tooniis1403

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoppytoad79 yes

Me: *watches this video then nervously looks over at my dog* Dog: *licks lips*

@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840

3 жыл бұрын

Oh snap, you better run like a booger flicker

@keefabulous

3 жыл бұрын

Your Hilarious😂

@cha26cha123

3 жыл бұрын

I can't 😂

@fishflakes_

3 жыл бұрын

*_watch ouT i think motto motto likes u_*

@oliviarodrigohatesworkinga8578

3 жыл бұрын

GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!

“A man sneezed, this is what happened to everything in his life”

In 2018, my Grandma, age 89, on Thanksgiving was nauseous, and passing out. Called the ambulance, they took her in, she had a fever too. And put a pacemaker in as her heart wasn't doing good. She improved for about 2 days, then got very bad pain in her stomach, and only got worse. About a week passed by, and the nursing home she was recovering in finally took her back to the hospital, and I don't know the full story from here, as I couldn't stand watching her like that, so I stayed away. But she got septic shock, and passed. This reminds me of that. But how it started was different.

Me: Peacefully scrolling through youtube Chubby Emu: *A person did this perfectly normal thing you do on a daily basis. This is how they suffered a slow and painful death.*

@maxm6615

4 жыл бұрын

Also Chubby Emu: *this person did something really damn stupid because of illness. This is how they survived but were messed up.*

@AndyHappyGuy

4 жыл бұрын

True.

@ayyylmao101

4 жыл бұрын

Also Emu: *medical meme shows up on screen for about 0.1 attoseconds*

@Sip_Dhit

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxm6615 you mean something super stupid, got messed up but made a full recovery

@monad_tcp

4 жыл бұрын

kissing a dog is not a normal thing

jd: i’m kinda feeling bette- the 13 other infections: *we’re just getting started baby*

@justinbiggs1005

4 жыл бұрын

*Antibiotics kill bacterial infection Jd: oh boy. I'm feeling much better Candida yeast: that's where you're wrong kiddo

@rackelnicolee

4 жыл бұрын

F

@rike12octavia14

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@tredI9100

4 жыл бұрын

o h n o

@tredI9100

4 жыл бұрын

God no

Extraordinarily well delivered. Thank you. A serious caveat.

Awesome video, very easy to understand, complete and thorough explanation. Thank you.

A woman ate at McDonald's, this is how she got pregnant.

@volkryn

4 жыл бұрын

People eating at Macdonald are most likely infertile.

@yangelisha8417

4 жыл бұрын

IM DED

@DrCrazeKill

4 жыл бұрын

Conclusion-McNut

@puffonxe_9529

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a legit "ACTUALLY HAPPENED" video

@hellogoodbye1285

4 жыл бұрын

My mom got pregnant too

a man made contact with his socks... this is how his hair exploded.

Bravo, Dr👏One of your most chock-full-of-good info as well as intense videos yet. Imho. Love your channel.❤

A man took a big dump, this is how his toilet exploded.

@somedudeontheinternet5213

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, that means he ate taco bell, which causes explosive dihoreea

@expiredvitaminsplays5428

3 жыл бұрын

@@somedudeontheinternet5213 yes sir

@TheSlop_18

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@larrydotsonviet2

3 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh so hard

@cptray-steam

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like someone hid either lithium, sodium, potassium, rubidium, caesium, or francium in the toilet. That backsplash be deadly af.

I'm just waiting for "A man breathed, this is how his toes turned into fingers"

@TheCoolSuperPea

4 жыл бұрын

A man breathed, this is how his toes turned into fingers.

@husseinabbas6513

4 жыл бұрын

A man used shampoo this is how his face melted

@achtunger5528

4 жыл бұрын

I liked your comment so it now has 100 likes. Because that is what a hero would do.

@Dripple

4 жыл бұрын

@@achtunger5528 You're a hero. That's the truth.

@damian9303

4 жыл бұрын

A man ate dog food, this is how his body turned into a dog.

This was the most dramatic medical video on KZread. 😄 Almost gave me anxiety till I remembered I don't even have pets. Thanx for sharing this info.

This man was born, this is what happened to his organs.

Chubbyemu: *exists Internal Organs: I dont feel so good

@attie1979

4 жыл бұрын

The organs instantly shut down

@yoyomaho

4 жыл бұрын

LOOOOL! hahahah

@declanedmison5442

4 жыл бұрын

A man made a comment about internal organs. This is how his internal organs shut down.

i feel like i understand everything and nothing at the same time

@alanzeng9144

3 жыл бұрын

yes same

@isaacwebb6086

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dan

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

I feel the same here.

@grphicnature

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@mcnuggies3852

3 жыл бұрын

Hi dan big fan and also I didnt even know he meant in the video can you make the same thing but for dummies

After this, I dont think this will be as absurd- "A guy breathed. This is how his heart failed"

Man i can’t wait for “this man drank water. This is how his organs exploded.”

"A purple man snapped his fingers, this is how half the universe died."

@ochacosuzuka7959

4 жыл бұрын

thanos is a thicc boi

@joelhoon1707

4 жыл бұрын

Thans

@dumpsterbonfire.

4 жыл бұрын

Than

@AlleywayMurder

4 жыл бұрын

Tha

@weirdperson2665

4 жыл бұрын

Th

A man got rejected in art school, this is how he started World War II

@thatdumbaussietm3512

3 жыл бұрын

Wow bro that’s a pit too fair but funny

@jgray1831

3 жыл бұрын

That dumb Aussie TM how?

@Demonetization_Symbol

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@jgray1831

3 жыл бұрын

@@pathemeleski ya, that’s not too far. Do u understand comedy?

@AmandaHugandKiss411

3 жыл бұрын

Dark but true...

Im so glad i stumbled across this video i have lupus and had thrombosis and cytopenia everything you described they told me i have SLE ill be showing this video to my doctor asap cause they always tell me look it up and have never sat down to explain it as medical professionals

ICU nurse here. I had a patient with this and he eventually made a swift recovery even those there was those days that I thought for sure he was goners.

A man was rejected by an art school, this is what happened to Germany.

@TheBloxxedSanarcati

3 жыл бұрын

👨🏻

@colossaltitan2400

3 жыл бұрын

Oop

@josephstalin6549

3 жыл бұрын

AH is presenting to the Reichchancellory bunker with Soviet forces surrounding him

@almavazquez6397

3 жыл бұрын

WHOA !!!!!!!!!

@NecroLiquor.

3 жыл бұрын

OMG 💯‼️

Dog: *lick* All of this mans organs: I have decided that I want to die

@whiny_rascal6898

4 жыл бұрын

*guess i’ll die*

@fkssjs

4 жыл бұрын

Suicide is badass

@Riwillion

4 жыл бұрын

"K imma head out."

@fishsauce2221

4 жыл бұрын

Guess the dog loved him to death.

@That_Guy-

4 жыл бұрын

What sort of dog did he have, a komodo dragon?

I have nearly died from sepsis several times over the last 30 some years. I’m still not very healthy and I think a lot of it is due to some kind of damage caused by the sepsis but I can’t get any doctor to even entertain the idea.

"Metricondera is the powerhouse of the cell" Wonderful thing in a video about a man who was in a constant fight for his life.

You: _Hears the word "Mitochondria"_ What you immediately think: _"Mitochondria IS THE POWERHOUSE of the cell”_

@napatora

4 жыл бұрын

he did it, the absolute madman

@maxm6615

4 жыл бұрын

And Rihonna thinks she has something against it

@declanedmison5442

4 жыл бұрын

letter h No, 7th grade

“Returned to his family for processions” Well shit, I thought he was gonna pull through despite the quadruple amputations and brain damage.

@acesarge2

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes dead is better.

@KateCarew

4 жыл бұрын

acesarge2 100% At his age he most likely would’ve had a horrible time with therapy. The amputations OR Braun damage could’ve been managed but not all it :( It was a euphemism I hadn’t heard before, I’ll have to use it 🙏🏻

@bochen1079

4 жыл бұрын

Id wanna die if I was him

@Mojo4927

4 жыл бұрын

@@acesarge2 The soil of a man's heart is stonier, Louis.

Never seen so many likes, but it is well deserved. I always like videos that cause me to creep into Psychosis. 43 year old male, PRESENTING TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, with paranoid schizophrenia, lack of sleep, and malnourished due to fear of everything you eat, now with a dead dog.