KV-1 C *absorbs cannon shell with 256 mm of pen* My face when Phly doesnt rage like I absolutely would in that position. 👁👄👁

@Laser_601

11 ай бұрын

Fr tho how does he keep his cool?

@wobblewarfare4494

11 ай бұрын

Years of experience

@LokiV_WT

11 ай бұрын

@@Laser_601 Chad Dad energy

@masonharkness6437

11 ай бұрын

yesterday a BTR-ZD bounced a 75mm shell from my panther, was on a slight angle but the thing ricochetted the round like it was a fucking Tiger

@BaNaNaCeZeT

11 ай бұрын

Tbh he hit some volumetric hellholes. Right on the edges of the plates

Phly's pronunciation of the word "Maginot" is criminal

@mpow3r972

11 ай бұрын

Magg-in-NOT for me! Actually yeah it freaking is... Just like how he pronounces weaponry (weapon-REEEE) as weapon-DREEEEE.. Anyway, Enough reeee, I'm going back to rocking back and forth.

@leighmurphy7805

11 ай бұрын

Lol. Just like Oddbawz pronunciation of " coopolar"

@SkipStorm

Ай бұрын

@@mpow3r972I know people that say weapon-tree

@mpow3r972

Ай бұрын

@@SkipStorm Dude I couldn't. I love Steve, awesome dude and content creator. I'm normally not highly critical of others alot but mis-pronunciation of very simple words in your native language and chewing loudly/with your mouth open... Is like.... mmmm 🤦🏼‍♂

@mpow3r972

Ай бұрын

@@SkipStorm Hey man I got notifications for responses from you but the messages disappeared. KZread has been censoring comments lately. Sorry that happened to you.

Man That other tortoise stuck with you the entire game and full on wingmaned with you. Went down fighting with you at the end there too. Underappreciated teammate.

@relatablehabitat7771

11 ай бұрын

Dude was definitely happy to have a buddy tortoise. And he probably said a light “nooooo” as Phly died 😂

Recently went to the bovington tank museum and god almighty is the tortoise massive. The game doesnt even begin to get close how big it is. Seeing all the tanks irl is something else.

@IAm18PercentCarbon

11 ай бұрын

Love the PFP, my fella

@michalis7023

11 ай бұрын

@@IAm18PercentCarbon queer

@Niewiem0

11 ай бұрын

Even t - 34 is so massive irl.There is a wreck around my city and you can climb inside

@_Frozen_mamba_

9 ай бұрын

fr went during tankfest and both the jagtiger and tortoise are behemoths, the l3 was cute

Hey Phly I had some issues with the same screen stuttering problem that you do. What fixed it for me was going into Steam (I'm assuming your War Thunder runs off of steam), Settings, Interface, then turn OFF: Enable GPU accelerated rendering in web views (requires restart). After I did that, I restarted my computer and War Thunder and the other games I was having that issue on worked perfectly. I hope this helps! :D Love the video as always

@Featinwe

11 ай бұрын

I sometimes have stuttering when doing CAS... but I have no steam... don't know how to solve that...

@Finn_Supra

11 ай бұрын

@@Featinwe Just don't play CAS

@BMWMGT

11 ай бұрын

@@Featinweyour pc is getting cancer from being such a cancer to (ground) battles

@Featinwe

11 ай бұрын

@@Finn_Supra nice one! ;) I LOVE CAS :P ;)

@EnderMalcolm

11 ай бұрын

And if this doesn't help, could always resort to the cursed fix. Use some V-sync to at least limit the frames and some of the stutter. It's ugly, I know, but it gets rid of those spikes and also gives the GPU a bit of a rest.

Like how you and the other tortoise stuck together like a pack lol

He really hit us with the French vocabulary at the start💀😂😂

Arthur, Dragon Tales and Zoom. I absolutely hate you for reminding me how old I am but I absolutely with no conditions attached, love you at the same time for bringing up actual cartoons that actually taught you as a child... how to be a child and not grow up to fast. Hands down best shows that I'll never forget until my last day. Thank so much for the nostalgia kick, felt like a drug rush lol.

@daytimetundra7757

10 ай бұрын

Don't forget fetch! And cyberchase, mighty morfin power rangers,Digimon ,Yu-Gi-Oh

@Acion_89

10 ай бұрын

@@daytimetundra7757 Lol Agreed!

I stopped playing the Tortoise because the repair costs are too high. Maybe now that WT has made it impossible to lose SL, it's worth revisiting it.

@jPlanerv2

11 ай бұрын

I stopped because of its Commander Cupola its unusable with this thing on top

@Tmaxxnc

11 ай бұрын

sorry for the stupid question but what do you mean made it impossible to loose SL its been a while since i last played so im out of the loop

@BMWMGT

11 ай бұрын

@@Tmaxxncif you have a premium account it will refund you the amount of sl you would have gone negative in, meaning the lowest you can get is 0

@LokiV_WT

11 ай бұрын

​@@Tmaxxncwhen people protested around last may, gaijin made it so people with premium accounts don't lose SL, even when earning -SL the game pay it back for you. also you don't have to pay the repair costs anymore when getting team killed.

@rajkolv

11 ай бұрын

@@LokiV_WT so I assume without premium is still a nightmare to play higher tiers ?

So satisfying to watch all those shots bouncing off, you bounced more in one game than ive bounced all year XD

12:55 Me and my siblings trying to stop our drunk dad

You love to see players helping each other in these games. One of my favourite instances of helping a teammate was when I was playing in a Ystervark, and some kind of German heavy tank or TD had flipped onto its side. I tried to hook onto it, but lacked the power to pull it upright. So I went to the other side, made a running start, and rammed it, and that somehow tipped it upright. If I remember correctly, the initial impact wasn't enough, but I continued driving forward, and that push tipped it upright. I have no idea how the Ystervark couldn't pull it upright, but could push it upright.

You hit home with all those TV shows we grew up watching early in the morning late afternoons!!! Dragon Tails man..... good times

Friggin killed the opening! 🤣🤣🤣

Love the goofy casual stabs at the viewers "get on my level" after saying something absurd xD

“Just no one bomb me please. I’m having too much fun” And there in lies the problem with WT GROUND battles!

I’d love to see phly play the Mirage 2000-5F doing some CAS runs. (I also got to see this absolutely specimen of a tank twice.)

That nato wave version of the british grenadiers in the intro did not go a miss. Always knew you were a man of culture!

7:27 dude the crew in the tank would never have hearing after the first four rockets😂

OMG! That intro! So we’ll done.😂

I cannot believe how mercilessly you ran that snowman over. It was clearly a noncombatant. It was not even trying to defend itself, you monster!

So happy to see this beast still doing work

Ive stood in front of that beast at the Bovington tank museum, its like looking at a wall of steel

this tank really makes you feel like Senator Armstrong. IM FUCKING INVICIBLE (heart = capola)

1:13 Bro literally said get on my level when he pronounced Maginot Line wrong lmao

21:33 i could have one of the worst days and something like this would make it so much better

Glad you back phly. Hope you and the family are well!

Dragon Tales was my absolute jam as a kid. Arthur here and there, but Dragon Tales was the best

Flashbacks, Arthur, Dragon Tails, and Franklin. First Satellite TV show was Gargoyles and The X-Men The Animated Series.

Love the tortoise should play more British tanks

Looks like I ain’t the only person who is suffering from insane game stuttering

Glade to see the studdar is still there.. lol

Day 1: play the T-35 and only use the 76.2mm gun

@dounce5926

11 ай бұрын

Why not just the 47mm guns. That'll be more interesting

@legoguy8881

11 ай бұрын

@@dounce5926 because the 45mm have 70mm of pen where as the 76.2mm has 33mm of pen

@extinctiongod2980

11 ай бұрын

​@legoguy8881 could just play the t-28 but that thing is fast as hell so I understand why you want this

@dounce5926

11 ай бұрын

@@legoguy8881 oh lmao thought it was more than that haha

Ahhh Dragon Tails! I loved that show, I’m 25 and I still have weird dreams about it now again. I watched Arthur but I wasn’t all that into it honestly.

Hiding the cuppola behind houses and rocks is best tactic.

I watched a lot of dragon tails. Loved that show

casually being shot by 2 tanks ignoring them checking map saying more more lmao im dead

I absolutely love this vid man

My 320mm HEAT loves tortoises.

KV-1s as a German main, are the bane of my existence. Been having trouble with M10s too with my slow turret traverse. My poor pz.IV J can't take much more bias 😭

Phly I want to say I’m so glad you are back! Hope you are doing good with the new baby. I would like to say that I personally and I believe many more, would like you to add a plane to your lineups, just for backup, not expecting to see it used every game but for some of them in each video. ❤

Sometimes the intros are the reasons I watch these videos xD

OMG that intro was hilarious man...LOL 🤣

I was just thinking hmm been a while since phly played the tortoise next day BOOM tortoise video 😂

Ooo la la! Look at the big brain on phly... Haha

I just love heavy tanks videos

2:33 Team X-ray thanks you Phly

PhlyDaily make it looks so easy. Nice video!

I think the tortoise is one of the few tanks that using bushes is justified

I love the intro, it's perfect.

In my first game stock with this i got 100 sp off a nuke. It was a mix of anger and happiness

Finally the grenadier music returns

I love you bro!. Been subscribed and watching since Aug 17, 2018 ! I hope you have a great day!

It's thicccccccc boi season. The Tortoise is the Drax.

Talking about those old TV shows, do you remember watching zaboomafoo? That one was a classic for sure. I just turned 30 this year BTW lol

Phly hitting my childhood without cable 😂😂😂

Thank you editor, almost launched my phone at a wall until you said that

Absolutely incredible intro lmao

9:34 im 21 and i watched those shows. Making me feel old phly 😭

Did this man just mention Zoom? Like that was a show the younger generation as no idea about. So good!

Love your editor! ❤😂

We saw you in one of our games while you were recording in the tortoise, love your vids! :D

I understand the reference in the thumbnail and I applaud you for it

What a tank graveyard 😭🤣

11:17 POV: you are Will Smith at an award show

He's got 120+ frames and still playing on a slideshow. My mac is grinning

thank you for the note editor!

its better if you manually aim the mg turret at a 45 and lock it there, then it bounces most shots.

I remember Dragon Tales, Shining Time, Hey Arthur, Zaboomafoo, Majic School-based, and Teletubies

My Kids watched Arthur. I'm 60 and i can still sing the theme song.

I was actually on zoom for an intro one time as a kid 🤣

4:08 thanks editor

Can you not remind me that I am approaching 30 lmao. Arthur and Dragon Tales were amazing though

was expecting the tort to de-render with a bubble popping sound or for it to slowly de-render with the among us sus music

Bro said Karelia when it was carpathians💀 lol 11:00

Nice conventional heatfs from French M36 at 5.7 😂

That Into 💯

that intro was good

I request a video on the He 100! It's stupidly fast for 1.7, can hold 550+ km/h at deck no problem, excellent climber, only downside is it's engine likes to burn so keep an eye on the temp. Not too OP, and super fun! Bring it to a higher br for a challenge if you want (day 6)

YEEES TORTOISE THICK BOY APPRECIATION

amazing i was about to refresh the page to stop the stuttering and i pause the video in the exact moment the editor's note appears ahah

Tortoise is love. Tortoise is life.

@jonesy279

11 ай бұрын

Also, you don’t need a stabiliser when you ARE the stabiliser!

Well, it`s definitely a bunker, at least when at range.

Doomturtle enters the chat. 😅

The crew after all the bounces and absorbing of shells: 🪖💀

love the intros keep them coming plees

@demologic76

11 ай бұрын

yeah this intro brought me dollar vibes

wow i thought you were older than me for some reason but the shows you said you watched when you were younger, were the same shows i watched lmao

Men that video was so funny😂🎉

0:40 You forgot the T-95 which is really hard to pen in certain spots even with APDS and HEATFS

I'm a tortoise player and I can be a menace sometimes in that

the intro song is 1777 uk the british grenadiers march natowave thank me later

Yet, I play the tortoise, the thing decides to get carpet bombed every match..

I cope with that option that one day Gaijin reworks the bushes and the nets like on Leopard 2 or Stryker premiums will be available for every vehicle, also for top tier would be nice the anti thermal tarps that has sweden or great britain on their tanks, i believe that more nations have those but im not sure.

Best intro ever.

I love the tortoise

In reality you always meet tigers 2 than can penetrate you with ease.

I used to play this thing a lot but I can’t remember being shot in the cupola more than twice. No one ever seems to do it.

Idk man. Remember when you could get nukes by bouncing shells with a Maus 😂

Start: funny. I hope the rest is also funny

I fully agree with you phlee they need to give more sp and rp for bouncing shots depending on the round that you deflected much like world of tanks somehow but ill take it than just being a pinata.