A Swiftologist roast! What a thoughtful birthday gift for Taylor.

@shirleyjusino7269

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Ldlover

5 ай бұрын

like really😒

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

crying

@Starbuxlvr1313

5 ай бұрын

@@theswiftologistwouldn’t want to celebrate any other way 😂

@Ldlover

5 ай бұрын

@@theswiftologist i know right the perfect day to get more views😅🤣🤣

one thing i wish she’d do more often is style her hair curly!! as a curly girl who HATED her curly hair seeing taylor’s curls made me like mine more. and if she could get someone who knows how to do curly hair to do her hair?? fantastic! imagine the volume and slayage!!!

@TaraCreel

5 ай бұрын

My daughter always loved her curly hair. Now I’m not saying it’s Taylor’s fault because it’s not, but it is suspect that when Tay started straightening her hair, my daughter started hating her own curly hair 😂

@meghansullivan6812

5 ай бұрын

Ugh right!!! I really don’t care for the long straight hair w bouncy bangs …. She can do so much more!!

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

soooo true!!!!

@samisteffen7333

5 ай бұрын

@@meghansullivan6812 i still love the long hair and bangs but it’s also been her look for like 10 years now right? even if she leaned a little bit more into the rep photoshoot hair like curly bangs and messy curly lob slaaayy

@datuangela

5 ай бұрын

How you feel about yourself is not any celebrity's responsibility

I’m giving her soooo much leeway on shoes this year. Girl, whatever feels good on your feet after all the time dancing in heels on tour. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt there.

@kf5338

5 ай бұрын

I have to wear orthopedic shoes because of a bunion but you can still get ones that look better than the tan flats or fugly shoes 😭

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

thats tea but half of those clunky shoes dont even look comfy ldksfnsjkdl

@sarabeth6897

5 ай бұрын

@@theswiftologist true. 😂

@soaribb32

5 ай бұрын

Dancing...hm

@mandoz353

5 ай бұрын

@@soaribb32🙈

You lost me at the NYU shirt bit. If I got an honorary doctorate from a college, you better believe id be reppin that.

i think she slayed this year…compared to all her previous years it’s a huge improvement

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

oh absolutely

@caseyw.6550

5 ай бұрын

Not saying much.

@nishthagupta1357

5 ай бұрын

Ikr

Your description of Taylor’s style evolution this year is so on point… (that liberal arts student drinking matcha lattes evolving to formal suit wear/college campus vibes 😂). It’s so hard to put into words and you nailed it!!! ❤❤

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

and I'm here for it...

@caseyw.6550

5 ай бұрын

It's giving mid-30's but stuck in college vibes. Oof

This was probably Taylor´s best fashion year i must say. So many slays and not much flops. I really like how her style evolved this year. The only thing i didn´t like were the shoes for most of the year. The thing with her shoes is that it´s either a intergalactic slay or absolute kill me flop. I´m very interested what 2024 will bring us, hopefully more slays and less and less flops coming our way. Maybe her time in Europe will give her some cool ideas.

@Sacto1654

5 ай бұрын

I really think that Swift, being circa 5 feet 11 inches tall, needs to wear lower heels ot stop wear them altogether to protect her lower back (she ain't getting any younger!).

@Sacto1654

5 ай бұрын

I really think that Swift, being circa 5 feet 11 inches tall, needs to wear lower heels ot stop wear them altogether to protect her lower back (she ain't getting any younger!).

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

omg yes we need her to be finding those small boutiques in Europe!!

@caseyw.6550

5 ай бұрын

Ugggggh delusional. It's all atrocious.

@philippatanojo6392

5 ай бұрын

​@@Sacto1654 Physio here - very low correlation for heels alone to be a causal factor for back issues! She is incredibly fit and does a mix of cardio and strength exercises which is more than enough prevention for back issues! She can keep wearing those heels no problemo, they slay!

“I’m not going to wear those fugly shoes at Jack Antoniff’s wedding. That’s unfair. I’m gonna do it in my free time” 😂😅🤣

So happy heirloom turkey is out of the picture, not only because Taylor seems so much happier but because this new era has brought back the new and improved Taylor pap walks. All is well in the world 💅

@Mary_B675

5 ай бұрын

She definitely looks and appears much happier! She likes to be in the spotlight for sure, and as she mentioned in her interview “Me locking myself away in my house for a lot of years-I'll never get that time back. I'm more trusting now than I was six years ago.”, she living a public, happier and more free life 💕💕💕

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

so true!

The only person I watch for tswift content. Everyone else seems to be too “she is our queen and anything she does I love” but our swiftologist pulls no punches. Honest, refreshing, and engaging. I would love if you reviewed Marina & the diamonds - Electra heart era. It was one of my favorite albums when I was younger and i would eat up a swiftologist review since you are so thorough.

@Cherry-oh1in

5 ай бұрын

I would scream if Zach reviewed the electra heart era!!!!!

@bethlovesthings

5 ай бұрын

Same!!

@gem2923

5 ай бұрын

@@Cherry-oh1inomg I’m so glad I’m not alone in this 😂 it needs to happen

@itspricila

5 ай бұрын

i think zach has said he was never rlly into her :/ but i would love to see a video essay too

@meghansullivan6812

5 ай бұрын

Yes !!!

LOVE the side bang she has. It gives Princess Aurora and that's what we NEED. Also, I've noticed some of her style gives dark academia and I am really loving her style way more than ever this year.

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

I need it to grow out a bit more and then we're sooooo back

@soaribb32

5 ай бұрын

❤

I love that she’s been wearing the same skirt for many weekends now. She’s so normal

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

stars, they're just like us

@whatasillybilly

5 ай бұрын

Travi definitely mentioned that he likes it 😏

@justina2320

5 ай бұрын

@theswiftologist except the miumiu skirt probably costs like 2k$

It’s so refreshing her style isn’t perfect. She presents such a contrast. Bless her.❤

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

she's just a girlie so true

@lunawolf6288

5 ай бұрын

@@theswiftologistI love her

Braids- for long haired girls in hot & humid weather they are easy to do in getting your hair off your neck. Also, the look once you take them out is nice. When you have hair that kind of explodes in humidity it is a way to keep your hair neat and off your skin. Putting your hair up 100% when you hair is long can take more time & easily give you headaches (bobby pins to hold in all the hair in hot humid weather. Braids are very convenient for every day in summer.

“We’re not gonna do clunky fugly shoes in Jack Antonoff’s wedding. That’s not fair. We’re going to do that on our own time.” Hilarious! 10/10 🤡

Why is this so entertaining to watch?? Your commentary is unmatched. I’m living for your uploads!

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

thank you for watching!!

I love the curly hair we really need to see it more often

Everybody moved on… but I stayed there waiting for Swiftologist Spotify Wrapped 2023 video

Given what she said about her feet in the Time article I think her shoe choices are more about comfort than fashion. I don’t begrudge her that.

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

you can wear comfy shoes that aren't ugly tho

Her fashion definitely reflects her changing moods. I feel that.

"August slipped away and i wish this outfit would slip away from my memory" 💀💀 speak your truth bestie. That brown dress/skirt thing scarred me

I never know if Taylor sometimes dresses badly in order to come across as more relatable.. I love Taylor in skater skirts so much btw

I loved Taylor’s street style this year! I love the skirt/oversized sweater looks.

Her birthday look last night was soooo good

She’s been wearing lots of "Gant” these months. It’s like a business man luxury brand. Suits her very well!

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

loves it

@knowledgeseeker713

5 ай бұрын

@@theswiftologist yass

Question: how come Taylor had faultless, mesmerizing, never miss style as a 19-year-old…only to never ever come back to it? The golden shimmering gowns of 2010 fit her romantic tall figure AND her songwriting core. Whyyy did she find out exactly what worked for her, only to abandon it and never find a style afterwords that suited her ✨

@xotennisxgirlox

5 ай бұрын

Because I think she thinks she was trying too hard. She calls that her 1950s “house wife” era and she thought it was embarrassing

@lilymoon2829

5 ай бұрын

@@xotennisxgirlox I always had the impression that that was a later time in her career, so after 2010, towards the end of Speak Now and beginning of Red, when she was really trying to fit in with the Kennedys and do the Zoe Deschanel adorkable retro girl bit.

@soaribb32

5 ай бұрын

​@@xotennisxgirlox she def don't want a 1950's vibe 😂😂

@lilymoon2829

5 ай бұрын

Oh man, her Fearless - Speak Now style was just everything! Now, I am biased because I love that recession era anyways, in art, fashion, music, TV, you name it. I think Taylor has always chased the Zeitgeist but never 100% had her finger on the puls of what is really cool. It gives her an endearingly relateable charm. So when the world moved on in terms of fashion, she sort of stumbled along with it. We're still half a decade shy of that fashion era being hit by the 20 year nostalgia pendulum and making a full comeback, although we have seen glimpses of it with the return of Twilight-core.

@justina2320

5 ай бұрын

The 1950s shit they want from me 😎

happy birthday taylor

@Hayloud

5 ай бұрын

13 l1k3s

Zach's videos about Taylor's fashion outfits are actually ENTERTAINING to watch! - 6:20 timestamp "Also, she got the ultimate negative accessory on her arm, a RAT! She's got a RAT on her arm, so we don't stan." 🤣😂I DIED, He ROASTING Matty Healy is pure SAVAGE! - 7:20 to 8:09 timestamp 🤣I CAN'T with how Zach roasted those pair of shoes. - 9:21 timestamp 😂 How Zach roasted the bag. P.S. You should invite Madeleine to be your fellow Taylor Swift fashion critic. It would SLAYYYYYYY!!!!!

II met a french lady once and I asked her how do French women do it. They always nail it no matter what they are wearing. She taught me the rule of three. The first 2 elements are the top and the bottom or dress and tights or whatever. They should be cousins not sisters. The link between the two can be color, texture, or movement. When you commit to top and bottom then resist the temptation of being overly creative. The third element is the difference between being dressed and wearing what is truly becoming to you. If I were dressing Taylor I would look at what we have here. Legs a mile long, a small waist, a beautiful clavicle, and profile. Ck, now choose one of them to emphasize. If it is her legs, the third element is the boots or flats with a gold anklet . If it is the clavicle then a statement pendent or choker or a heaver gold chain that lays on those bones to great effect. The waist, then it would be a wide belt, a bustier or something shiny at the waist. If it is her profile then it is a hat or an up do with a clip, something like that. If you want to emphasize all of them that is where you step off the cliff. It happens way too often especially in America. I love the photos from January 15th she was killing it. Less is more. What we want to create is a silhouette. Outerwear: she looks awesome in a trench coat and a mini skirt. Purses that look dangly should be avoided by tall women, they make them look awkward, better choice, a clutch or shoulder bag. The shoes are a problem and here is the reason: She is a dancer. Her ankles and her arches must be warm and protected. Yes, I love the stilettos but they are dangerous. With boots your ankle is stabilized. With loafers and short tied boots she is protecting both arch and ankles. Flats are a go to for dancers, you have to keep that Achilles tendon flexible and strong. So shoes may be not what she prefers but the lesser of evils depending how her feet feel that day. I love your channel, you always have great content.

I like that you express your true opinions, call it like you see it, and do not walk lock step behind anyone or any trend. This makes you unique in comparison to other podcasters and Swifties.

I think shes always going to be wearing straight-to-consumer outfits rather than high-fashion pieces because her image is so involved in being relatable. I think this is also a reason as to why i think she dresses so young, as you were saying "college campus." All of these outfits could be worn by high schoolers and college students (except for the jackets, which is the only piece she seems to experiment with). The boots, loafers, baggy shirt with the mini-skirts, etc., are all super trendy right now.

Her outfit with the floral tank corset top and black denim shorts (from June I think) is maybe my favorite style on her ever- like her Red style, but for 2023!

I’m a granny swiftie and just wanna say I’m giving her a pass on the shoes… I wore heels throughout my 20’s and by the mid-30’s it was getting harder and harder to wear them. I noticed in a recent article, maybe even the Time one, she mentioned her feet - going crunch crunch crunch after 3 shows or something similar… maybe there are times she’s putting comfort over style and I’m all for it. I loved SO MANY of her looks and the only one I didn’t really care for was that giant denim coat. She can give that one to me lol. I’m loving the football looks and I agree with the business chic. I think she looks gorgeous no matter what she wears. Maybe some days she does actually just throw something on to go run her errands? 🤷‍♀️ At a certain age you begin to not give a flying f*** what anyone else thinks so maybe she’s getting there. If so good for her.

The preppy college and business B (and Prada loafers) are everything on her. I think she slays Ralph Lauren collegiate style but she would also slay mixing Alexander McQueen with Celine for her business B style.

POV: For the NYU purple look the shoes were trying to match the purse (the purse is Matty, he also looks unwashed )

this year is definitely one of the best years when it comes to street style. can't wait!

When I see Taylor in a David Koma dress, it makes my soul smile. I’m not even really a swifty, I just love it

you've been eating it up lately, tysm for the quality content

This is curly hair slander! Taylor has amazing curly hair and she shouldn’t have to blow it out to look put together. For people of color with curly hair, those kinds of comments suck because we should be able to be considered put together with natural hair.

@shakispeares

5 ай бұрын

came here to say exactly that. why is her hair only nice when it's straight (according to his compliments)? why is it bad when it's her wavy, natural hair? 'it looks like she came out of the shower' yeah im gonna have to disagree with you on that

@lilymoon2829

5 ай бұрын

Very true! I do think in that particular outfit, Zach meant that her air-dried and unstyled hair clashed with the high polish of the outfit and makeup, it would have looked better if she had gone with a bit of polished "done" kind of curl, but in general as a (not POC) girl with fine, textured hair a lot like Taylor's it makes me very happy to see her embracing the fluff and looking gorgeous.

@ntavares540

5 ай бұрын

Curly hair looks the best for her. The best. I LOVE how she styled it the Folklore images.

@whispycake64

5 ай бұрын

i dont wanna put words in his mouth, but i interpreted it as a lack of styling when its curled @@shakispeares

@E42545

5 ай бұрын

imo it was obvious he meant that it was generally disheveled- which like, anyone who has curly hair could identify it as being a wonky air dry moment vs any intentional styling. He wasn’t shitting on her curls, but the lack of attention to caring for/styling them. Like either blow out the whole thing if you’re gonna straighten your bangs or diffuse it and make it intentional and part of the look vs an afterthought. I laughed as someone with curly hair bc he’s entirely right that it looks disheveled- not bc it IS curly, but because it’s literally half done lol I love my curls, I love my hair straightened too- but I’ll be damned if the times where I straightened my bangs and then got lazy and left the rest didn’t make me look like a shih tzu on a three day bender lol

I have learned to ignore Taylor's shoes when judging her outfits, she has a thing for clunky shoes for real 😂

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

literally she's usually so good from the ankle up

great stuff as always. just a psa: Ralph Lifshitz, founder of Ralph Lauren, was born in the bronx, you do not need to give his chosen last name a french twist. LOR-en is fine.

I would love to see more fashion commentary from the Swiftologist in the future. You have such good insights

14:54 is one of my favourite looks ever! Would love to see Taylor wear some EOAS merch in 2024 ❤

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

WELL YES

me with one eye on this video and the other eye on my exam tomorrow: 👁️ 👄 👁️

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO ALL YEAR LONG

So excited for this 🩵 I have been living for her outfits since last spring.

Swiftologist you know so much about fashion and PR I always want to hear more of your thoughts on those topics

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

I actually don't know very much about fashion jklsdfjsdfnksd

Great video, Zach!❤

See but when she’s giving granny, she’s giving. I love granny styles because they’re usually classics!

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

well it really depends ....

Love your outfit suggestions!, especially Ganni and YSL.

We neeeeeed a part 2 King

Yaay love your videos ZACH!! ❤❤❤

There were lots of slays this year, some flops, but great improvement from previously. Also I wish she would actually style her curly hair because it’s gorgeous but she barely wears it curly so the curls are like gone lol and damaged. But I love the kind of college vibes she’s been giving idk why but it suits he lol. ALSO BOOTS MORE BOOTS every time she wears smt that’s not a boot or heel is usually so fugly like her shoe terrible hahahah

15:08 Sabrina also wears this dress so I like to think they borrowed it from one another

love your sense of style and humour! preach

I totally agree with you. When she leans into preppy styles with her own unique twist, she really rocks it! I love her in off the shoulder black shirts! I hate her in white baseball hats! I love her in skirts and tall boots/heels!

I love the purple sweater 😭😭

every swiftologist video makes me realize that this is my kind of humor

I love all the same looks that you do lol she is definitely a classic beauty that doesn’t need much to stand out. I LOVE your recommendations at the end of the video

I thought this video was metal as hell. 😂😂😂😂 ❤️ you swiftologist !

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

LMAO

"the ultimate accessory on her arm - a rat" I nearly spilled my coffee on my laptop loling hearing this omg, totally

Also I’m so ready for the bangs to be goooooooone!

i absolutely LOVE her natural hair

The way my opinions are the opposite at every single take 😭

The floral mesh top TS wears when stepping out with TC is Jean Paul Gaultier, a throw back to their og 90s collection and i loved the way she styled it, and the lil nod to 90s fashion trends.

After the announcement of The Tortured Poets Department, the white and black outfits make much more sense now!

It’s a tragedy we missed the look last night NOW THAT was praise worthy

I loved the little blue dress, and the 2 outfits with the big oversized houndstooth coats. She slayed in those looks! I also loved the butterfly jeans.

Omg ive been WAITING, i live hearing you and maedlyn (sry if i spelled that wrong) go through the years, its actually taught me so much, and i thought i knew most of it, but NO I DID NOT, anyways im excited for this video and also 2017 pt2 whenever thats happening

The brown Ancosti dress is a dress not a skirt and shirt. I actually purchased it and it's really pretty. I wore it to an event

i LOVE her with her natural curls and very little makeup

Have you noticed that most of Taylor's fashion this year is black + autumnal colors? Idk if you're into seasonal color analysis (I myself am but I don't treat it as end all be all), but Taylor's palette is looking a bit heavy on her and overwhelming at times. The rusty orange dress (or skirt plus top) is just so jarring on her... I'm not one to say you should stick to your palette and never any other color, but I think she could use some lighter colors

@madelynpeppard5185

5 ай бұрын

Yes! She’s such a Spring!

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

yeah we need some POPS

The “Christmas Must Mean Something More” reference in the caption is the only birthday gift Queen needs .. we clapped we cheered

I agree that Taylor needs to lean into her strengths. While I can appreciate the grunge looks, they just don’t feel right. She has a girly and elegant personality, so girly and elegant clothes look better on her.

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

so true

"A rat on her arm" I CHORTLED.

I love how you were talking about the color of the sweatshirt while you're wearing the same color 😂😂

That burnt orange dress (it's a dress, not a skirt and a shirt) was my favorite outfit of hers from 2023!

omg the new birthday fit last night. GAGGED

21:40 “people go back and forth on this lol” say WHAT this is one of my all time favorite looks of her’s oh my god!! The colors! The mini skirt! I suppose the shoes could’ve been better but man overall the look is just sooo good in my book. Maybe cuz I’m currently going through a sheer going out top phase myself hehe

i actually like spaghetti strap little black dress look with the loafers. high heel shoes are so uncomfortable, and i’m a sucker for loafers. it’s a more dressed up look but comfortable at the same time

I still don’t get why Cardigan was cut from The Eras Tour Film. It is the MAIN Folklore song… I really don’t t get and I am really upset about it 😢💔

my favorite look of the year was definitely the one at 22:22 I audibly gasped when I saw the pics online (the ones on the left obv)

You always make me laugh out loud. Your verbiage is just the best thing ever. Love your takes on all things Taylor. ❤❤❤❤

happy bday my beautiful queen!

pleeeease do a 2024 version of this as well as the last few you missed in 23. love ya zach

I've really enjoyed her street style this year! the shoes aren't always my favorite, but I'm not a big fan of the chunky shoe trend. I'm really liking the classy but still sexy looks, and surprisingly I'm loving the WAG looks at the Chief's games.

I agree that Taylor has a timeless beauty! I think experimenting with softer colors (vs black) would be a nice change. Sometimes black feels harsh and distracts from her face. Maybe a shoulder-length curly hair style could be fun and new! Freeing. She is so pretty always. I appreciate your videos and honesty. Thank you! 🩵

8:24 WHATTT I love this fit it is soo gorgeous on her. It's givinf pinterest girlie in the best way

Hi Zach !!

New subscriber here and I just wanted to say I'm really enjoying your content, and I've also been listening to your podcast, and loving it! I find your videos to be thoughtful, but also fun, and I appreciate all of it. 💕 I think the video that made me hit subscribe was your video about her being a billionaire, because you brought up very good points about how no one, not even our beloved Taylor, should be a billionaire with good reasons why. Again, thanks for the fun, thoughtful, and enjoyable content you make here on KZread, and on your podcast!

@theswiftologist

5 ай бұрын

thank you for subscribing!!!

Loved the denim dress And the sparkly shoe/bag Slay! 😍

I love all her fugly shoes tbh. I can’t say no to a chunky sandal or loafer

The way I choked at “FUGLY SHOE ALERT” 😂😂😂

Agree with most of your wardrobe critique! Although, don't come for me - I love a skin-toned tan heel in the summer too! ;)

omg who isnt subscribed?! they need to, i love your videos ...also, sorry, 1989 cape stan here, an iconic look and i adapted that immediately 😄

How long will I continue to be upset that the New Romantics and You're on Your Own, Kid are not included in the main setlist of the Eras Tour… Both of these songs are perfect for the stadium and this tour😢 And they reflect Taylor's songwriting talent very well. Both of these songs will resonate with every SOUL in the stadium. Sorry, but YNTCD should be removed…

@TaylorTaylor1989

5 ай бұрын

I really want to see Maroon in the main set list! I think it would be GREAT with a big production and sexy costume, like Ready for it. This has been my dream since day one.

Roastin’ Taylor’s fits on her birthday, Zachary?! How dare you!!!!!! Hahahaha jkjkjkjk

i think Taylor has always had a very strong visual brand, actually. mainly around the idea of ​​being a girl with an uncomplicated, casual, easy-to-identify style, almost an anti-style brand lol this year she killed it though.

"bleep bloop" always makes me chuckles lol

Her street wear is like walking into Forever21. Cute from afar but once you're up close, there's always something that ruins it. :/