"who needs courage when you have a gun!"

@joshuagoforth1658

11 ай бұрын

That made me cry laughing 😂

@garymcgaryson5039

11 ай бұрын

America

@goatcheeseguru7976

11 ай бұрын

👁️👄👁️

@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381

11 ай бұрын

It takes courage to choose to stand against evil and tyranny and draw your gun. Courage to be ready to do what you’ve prepared for by arming yourself. But you can never fully prepare yourself to potentially kill another human being over their stupidity to force you into that situation. It takes a lot of courage to risk your future on making the right choices in the situations. If you’ve got a gun and no courage your at a huge disadvantage And a bell of a lot of courage to choose when to counter ambush the threat.

@MariktheGunslinger

11 ай бұрын

​@@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 I just wanna watch KZread, jeez.

"God it's Zoidburg, I hate to bother you." *Big bag of money* "Fine fine I'll shut up." He's so polite.

@rabbidguarddog

11 ай бұрын

Fr 😂

@MobolajiE

5 ай бұрын

3:19

"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my driver's license?"

Something I only noticed from watching this video is that Professor Farnsworth and Hermes are the only ones who actually says "Doctor Zoidberg" regularly, nobody else respects him enough to call him Doctor.

@andrefasching1332

11 ай бұрын

They scrapped that in the new season. If i remember correctly Farnsworth refers to him as "Crabthing" in the german version. The episodes are surprisingly well made, im just still not sure if they managed to catch what made the OG show so good

@arthurmartin4616

11 ай бұрын

@@andrefasching1332 Agreed. The first episode felt more like an ad than anything.

@justincase3230

11 ай бұрын

Hermes doesn't respect him he's just a stickler for titles lol

@outlawedmedia4336

10 ай бұрын

Actually they do. Leela calls him 'doctor Zoidberg' when her eye was damaged from elzar, AND again on that episode where Leela was fishing with a harpoon and she caught zoidberg.

@statinskill

2 ай бұрын

Hermes absolutely hates Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth and Zoidberg share a secret. Nobody respects him as a medical doctor, which he doesn't even claim to be ("Dr. Zoidberg" - a medical corporation).

That moment of realization you grew up to become Zoidberg...

@redacted2275

11 ай бұрын

But I can't even change my skin... :~

@andrefasching1332

11 ай бұрын

just applied for an engineering position im not in the slightest bit sure i qualify for il just said yes to everything they showed me and tried to be as likable as possible. I felt very zoidbergy doing so but i hope il find some friends there. Embrace zoidbergian applications.

@frimi8593

11 ай бұрын

ukaszmozejko9984, I want you to answer completely honestly to the best of your ability. How many patients have you killed?

@sdgdhpmbp

11 ай бұрын

Yeah... but at least I'm not killing anyone with my incompetence... directly.

@DaFro3713

11 ай бұрын

But I didn’t turn into a zoidb…awwwwww.

I do hope we see more of zoidburg's girlfriend. The man deserved a win and it would be bs to take that from him

@megabubfish

11 ай бұрын

Facts. That, more than anything, was why I was happy letting Futurama never come back. The character I liked the most got his happily ever after; what more is there to be done?

@Taijifufu

11 ай бұрын

You don't think the character was contrived to force a happy ending?

@megabubfish

11 ай бұрын

@@Taijifufu Yes, and? It's Futurama, a 22-minute comedy from the same people that made the Simpsons. You're in the wrong place if you want something not stupid and contrived. That being said, giving him a happily ever after was very satisfying after him being shit on for a decade worth of episodes, and it made it feel like a worthy ending to the show.

@andrefasching1332

11 ай бұрын

​@@Taijifufumf does not understand that you sometimes just randomly meet a fitting person.

@peytonreed937

11 ай бұрын

Honestly, with how much things changed, I think they could still tell more stories.

Favorite moments. 4:18 "And I'll go with... uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!" 4:54 "My names isn't slick... It's Zoidburg... JOHN F'ING ZOIDBURG!!"

Truman: "Now, what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no!" Gets me every time

I know this is a zoidber video but I laugh every time at "if you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender."

@Fluxquark

10 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Rome: Total War where the AI would sometimes send a diplomat to tell you: "Please do not attack. Accept or we will attack."

@JS-rv3et

10 ай бұрын

​@Fluxquark well I mean if you find another tribe and they refuse to coexist only option is to eliminate the threat before they eliminate you

@arthurmartin4616

10 ай бұрын

Not sure if you meant the zoidberg typo

@Talia.777

10 ай бұрын

@@Fluxquark 🤣😂

@RedFloyd469

4 ай бұрын

@@Fluxquark yeah that one actually completely makes sense. It's a silly way to say "Keep your armies away from our borders at all times, and our nations can co-exist peacefully. Cross that line, however, and we will destroy you root and stem." Romans didn't fuck around, man.

One of my all time favorite lines from Zoidberg is "The President is gagging on my gas bladder.What an honor!" Never fails to make me howl with laughter.

@APAMVs

4 ай бұрын

I like how in that scene, fry looks at Zoidberg like: aww you goofball

"Stomach contents, one deviled egg" "Deviled egg?" *Devours it* "The same deviled egg" got me to lol

"My name isnt Slick, its Zoidberg. John *bleep* Zoidberg!! Aaarghh!!!"

Professor: “I want you to kill me!” Zoidberg: “Alright, give me the knife.”

"Zoidberg you are an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" Had me in tears

2:39, 0:31 looking straight on at zoidberg's face is always hilarious

For that last scene, I was kind of hoping it would also show when she dumped Zoidberg. If you haven’t seen Stench and Stenchibilities, she gets a job as a garbage truck driver and dumps Zoidberg’s dumpster; he ends up in the cab with her and they drive off together.

@alyssagriffin9180

11 ай бұрын

Is she in the new season? Zoidberg deserves happiness and unconditional love!

@StrangerForever85

11 ай бұрын

@@alyssagriffin9180 , no idea. Haven't watched it yet.

@Asahamana

11 ай бұрын

I hated that episode felt so forced to me 😄

@dietznutz1

11 ай бұрын

​@alyssagriffin9180 not yet she isn't, they better not just cut her out

@andrefasching1332

11 ай бұрын

​@@dietznutz1agree. She is possibly the best newly introduced characters. Way better than Cubert at least. But a gut feeling tells me they decided to ignore anything about Zoidberg and just turned him into funny crab man.

I can’t believe they didn’t put in my favorite scene from Roswell That Ends Well. Zoidberg: “What’s this? A Buffet, oh if only I had my wallet with me.” General: “Um, it’s free.” Zoidberg: “Whaaaaaauugh!” *loud noises of tables and food being thrown and consumed, then a moment of silence before slamming onto the window sucking the grease that lanes on window*

4:59 JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG🦞

I can never see Zoideberg again without thinking it’s Nogla

@unlawfulcoconut7291

10 ай бұрын

“You got me lobster?” ……mhmm!

@reddopes5728

10 ай бұрын

also they sound so similar lol

It makes sense that Nogla used a zoidberg character model in gmod for years. They're so alike in personality that it's scary.

8:33 Only time Bender was intimidated by Zoidberg

Zoidberg was the only Futurama character who was ever allowed to properly swear, and I think that's perfect. Correction: clamps also swears once. Is this a privilege reserved for characters that have reversible thumbs?

@ciel1083

10 ай бұрын

Both have claws

@tacticalassaultanteater9678

10 ай бұрын

@@ciel1083 Are clamps claws? Doesn't a claw have to be pointy?

@earthball2024

10 ай бұрын

​@@tacticalassaultanteater9678no. A claw does not have to be pointy. If it did lots of crabs would not have claws.

@vksasdgaming9472

3 ай бұрын

​@@earthball2024John Zoidberg does not have claws. He has crustacean pincers known as chelae.

I was hoping to see the scene where he walks in on a feast, he gets excited, then gets sad cause he doesn't have his wallet. The general: Uh.. It's free. Zoidberg: *screeches innexcitement* the proceeds to devour everything.

"are you coming on to me?" 🤣🤣

@SamuelBlack84

3 ай бұрын

"I'm not hearing a no" 😏

“I’m not hearing a noooo” easily the best exchange

Me at the end of this video. 4:35

@owo5002

11 ай бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂 And 6:36

6:25 this moment made me laugh. She's powering through with sheer SPITE.

John Zoidberg, my beloved

@sarcasticallyrearranged

10 ай бұрын

He's mine and I'll fight you for him 😤

@ArchLegoFilms_

5 ай бұрын

I love him 😆❤️

@OliverXAlicelover765

3 ай бұрын

No he is mine😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬

"You're a big inhuman moster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zoidberg is so relatable for me.

"Now pick a mouth, open it and say 'የሎብስተር ጥፍሮች.'" "Uhh…እናትህ ቆሻሻ ነች?" "What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!"

@thetophatnerd2664

11 ай бұрын

The translation to English just makes it even better (Also where did you get that text?)

@zakbax7259

11 ай бұрын

It’s Amharic, a language from Ethiopia. I chose it just because it looks a lot like alien writing, I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought that when I first saw it

@TactileCoder

10 ай бұрын

As an Ethiopian I read it without thinking 😂

@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929

9 ай бұрын

​@@TactileCoderlove to Ethiopia from Russia

"i always forget about the bones"

"JOHN F#@*ING ZOIDBERG!"

1:01-1:09 me just yesterday 😂 and now everything is wonderful life can change in an instant

Fry was right about the anchovies. Nobody likes them at first. But they do grow on you. Anchovies and pepperoni is bliss.

@Rose-yx6jq

11 ай бұрын

I'll take your word for it.

@heathergerbyshak4078

3 ай бұрын

Just spent an evening making tomato and anchovy pasta. After the first bowlful, I fed it to the garbage disposal.

@user-ym4xy6us5e

2 ай бұрын

Fungus also grows on you. No thanks.

Nice of you to put 2 clips from the new season in this vid! I’m glad there are some funny moments in this reboot so far

6:34 has me wheezing

Doctor: “Stomach contents: one deviled egg.” Zoidberg: “Deviled egg??” *chows down on the egg* Doctor: “The same deviled egg.”

@lesewing

11 ай бұрын

Just a bit later: "Hey, don't do that! I need that to speak!" Scientists proceed to cut faster.

0:29 I would have loved to hear Zoidberg do an evil laugh. That would be hilarious.

Also 4:20-4:23 my favorite zoidberg line 😂

@cassandraevermore8123

11 ай бұрын

Screwed again my friend! XDDD

@joshuagoforth1658

11 ай бұрын

@@cassandraevermore8123 ikr 😂

Zoidburg will always be my favorite.

When he is being disected in Roswell, he says he has 4 hearts as they remove one, later, when bender is going to marry calculon, he says he has 3 hearts, and in Bender’s game, he has 2 hearts, he is down to his last heart

You still have Zoidberg. You *ALL* still have Zoidberg!!😠👉

Stench and Stenchability, where Zoidberg ends up with the flower girl, is really just a parody of Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights" except the girl has no sense of smell, instead of being blind.

I would include scene where Zoidburg use money he got from state to create dinner for homeless and invites everyone to it, even people who were mean to him before, like Mom. (And she accepted, free meal is free meal)

2:28 dude I too thought of knife bullets too, and man effective as I figured !

*”My name isn’t slick. It’s Zoidberg. John F*cking Zoidgerg”*

"I value Dr. patient confidentiality!" Roberto is the best.

0:25 I like Dr. Zoidberg's positivity.

The delivery on "I'm not hearing a no," gets me every time.

3:10 is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen oh my goddddddddd

@user-ym4xy6us5e

2 ай бұрын

It's damned funny, but you're evidently pretty young. 😀

That thumbnail is oddly terrifying imagine seeing that in the dark or running towards you full sprint I genuinely think that would be worse than some horror movies I’ve seen I don’t know wether it’s the smile or the eyes

That Scotch-Tape callback hits on so many levels! 😂

3:43 i love how the thing almost pulls off a plausible zoidberg impression, then zoidberg says "is it me, maybe?" and the thing realises its been out-done and immediately reveals itsself lol

Why did you come to earth Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question

"On Earth you enjoy eating a tasty clam, on my planet they enjoy eating a tasty you!" 😂

The delivery of "Blood - *thicker* - water" gets me every time

Zoidberg staring the gang down as he cuts the pizza *chef's kiss*

6:45 this was the first episode I've ever seen of Futurama

"One of us must be the bad creature!" "Is it me maybe?" 🤣🤣🤣

7:24-7:38 LOL

@musiclover4life98

11 ай бұрын

I always laugh when I rewatch and the scene comes up 🤣🤣

Awwww, you hit Zoidberg's second line from his first appearance, but not the first which is better! *Zoidberg:* "Now, open your mouth and let's take a look at that brain." *Fry:* *Zoidberg:* "No, no, no, not that mouth." *Fry:* "I only have one." *Zoidberg:* "REALLY?"

I like how you snuck the new season in.

In Soviet Decapod 10, clams enjoy a tasty you

He is so cute ❤️🥺

Zoidberg is my favorite character And he's an underrated character

7:23 "What?! My mother was a saint!" 🤣

I can quote every episode 😭

"on earth everybody is looking for a giant squid" As a earth person, I can agree with this statement. We love Squid-san

4:17 Hermes could have partner up with Fry or Bender 😂😂😂

“Screwed again my friend.” Got me laughing hard

"I'm not hearing a nooo". I use this line...often.

“WHAT?!” “SUPERMODEEL!!”

Love how disappointed he was he wasn't the monster

All I see is Nogla when I see zoidberg

as a vanoss watcher, dr zoidberg not sounding like nogla feels so wrong x-x like his voice just matches zoidbergs look

If Zoidberg and Roger met that'd be my 2 favorite 👽

Thank you for ending this video with Zoidberg’s ‘W’ moments.

„yees… now“

Welcome to my life! *sobs*

You know nogla's voice is quite fitting for zoidburg

It's hard not to hate him for his humor

3:43 this shit is funny as hell!

Which episode does zoidberg cuts the pizza

Crazy to think Zoidberg is basically a tiny Cthulhu.

His name is where I got my Roblox account's usernames from. Love Futurama! ❤🚀

Amy: "There's lots of great places to meet people" Hermes: "The Federal Sex Bureau!" Bender: "A saucy puppet show!" Zoidberg: "The rotting carcass of a whale."

Zoidberg does do a good sinister cackle

Fox really copy right striked the first one ong

Young lady ahahahahahha 7:26

@bmstylee

11 ай бұрын

My mother was a saint.

"Wait, we still have to talk about the facts of life! What are they?"

The deviled egg got me.

Love the Yeti episode where Zoidberg mutilates the crew and they all go to a real doctor. That guy sounds like a total Zoidberg. "It WAS Zoidberg!"

Should have ended this with Zoidberg going more... lol

what are you, my drivers licence

WAITER: Are you gentlemen ready to order? ZOIDBERG: Is bread free? WAITER: Yes. ZOIDBERG: We'll split an order.

Zoidberg is the Neelix of futurama

7:14 I don’t remember this scene. Which episode?

“you got me lobster?” “Mhm”

3:43 there’s a couple frames after this where he just looks like a reallly fat zoidberg made laugh so hard when it is was on air