I kind of wish you'd included his explanation on the rebirth machine "Stem cells? Aren't those pretty controversial?" "Certainly not. It's not like I got them from unborn infants. No these are from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells"

@Jeff-gt2xu

2 жыл бұрын

And when Bender started singing "Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma-chameleon"

@therealwilldalbey

2 жыл бұрын

In your time, yes. But nowadays, shut up!

@prettyboyjeremy

2 жыл бұрын

Really ahead of the times huh?

@builder396

Жыл бұрын

@@prettyboyjeremy Its not like the abortion debate started yesterday. All the dumb conspiracy stuff about evil experiments on unborn fetuses go back pretty far. They just got an uptick due to covid and it was just a question of time until the GOP finally got around to actually banning abortion.

@alphawolf8437

Жыл бұрын

Nice

“Is this some sort of brain scanner?” “Some sort, yes. In France it’s called a guillotine.”

@GameBreaker1055

2 жыл бұрын

Wait a minutes... So the existence of france has been documented, but he does not know what french is?

@DarkhalfBreed

2 жыл бұрын

@@GameBreaker1055 I think that joke was that he's senile and stupid

@usmcdevildog3497

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy 7:40

@timetraveler7

2 жыл бұрын

@@GameBreaker1055 maybe French as a language died out.

@devinnall2284

2 жыл бұрын

Greece still exists but, no one speaks Latin anymore.

“It can do other things. Why shouldn’t it?” My most favorite Farnsworth quote.

@eaphantom9214

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the same machine that makes noses? 😏 ⬆️

@leociresi4292

2 жыл бұрын

1:00 Neck protector, Did Prof. Farnsworth predict the Covid 19 pandemic the wrong way?

@jamchiroptera4258

2 жыл бұрын

The indignant tone in his voice tho XD

@ruffusgoodman4137

2 жыл бұрын

Professor must be descendant from IT engineers of our time

@thegoat5141

Жыл бұрын

I can wire anything to anything! I am the Professor!

"In France it's called a guillotine" is a great line but i think it overshadows the next ones. "Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes easily" :P

@berylbell8452

2 жыл бұрын

i mean dude flipped a coin on if he should remove his own brain just to see if he could

@FreyaofCerberus

2 жыл бұрын

@@berylbell8452 Very true

@thesoundvault508

2 жыл бұрын

7:35 is also great, french being a dead language is hilarious because in 100 years it could replace English as the most widely spoken language on earth lol

@slyseal2091

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesoundvault508 having a lot of former French colonies speak it doesn't make it the most widely spoken language. By that logic, Chinese already topped both of them in spite of it being limited to China and interpreter posts in companies that want to trade with China.

@thesoundvault508

2 жыл бұрын

@@slyseal2091 yes but I'd prefer to spew out random speculative information as facts with no references or fact checking. Much like cumtown. Also I'm gay. Edit: did I mention I'm gay?

I love how the cool-o-meter was kinda fine with Zoidberg until he waved, immediately bringing it down

@phorchybug3286

2 жыл бұрын

Poor dude...

@ew6483

2 жыл бұрын

And he’s cold-blooded! This machine really dislikes him :(

@TrateMusic

Жыл бұрын

The sad little "click" as it hits zero is incredible

@lesewing

8 ай бұрын

@@ew6483 Just about everything dislikes the lobster equivalent of Fry.

@Sandux930

2 ай бұрын

Realistic

Why do I still laugh at the machine that translates everything in French after all these years. "Bonjour" "Crazy jibberish!" XD

@gennigfox8368

2 жыл бұрын

watch the same episode in other languages. The dead language is something else.

@hippy282

2 жыл бұрын

@@gennigfox8368 I actually didn't know that. Cheers for the fun fact! 😁👍

@gennigfox8368

2 жыл бұрын

@@hippy282 Since their dead Language is "French" watch the same scene in French and see what the Dead Language is now.

@hippy282

2 жыл бұрын

@@gennigfox8368 I'll give that a go, thanks🙂

@aaronalkor

2 жыл бұрын

Poor French, though

"I can't swallow that" "Well then good news! It's a suppository."

@coronelkittycannon

2 жыл бұрын

In that same episode: (puts on a breathing device in the nose and mouth) "This is uncomfortable and humilating. You should make it a suppository"

@typacsk

10 күн бұрын

Everything reminds me of her

“The first robot capable of qualifying for a boat loan” might be my favourite line reading in the entire series

@wilfstor3078

Жыл бұрын

It's quite possibly the most random gag ever, and I love it for that...

The professor is actually a pretty amazing plot device. He lives a thousand years in the future so he has access to inconceivable technology, he's an incredible genius and he's also completely off his rocker. He can create pretty much whatever any episode needs at any given time.

@GodRabbit90

2 ай бұрын

Very similar to the role of Roger in American Dad. Can drive the plot to wherever the writers needs it to be

"That'll allow Bender to feel other people's emotions." "If by 'allow' you mean, force."

@DesertFox221

2 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to hammer it into his head

@Trey_816

2 жыл бұрын

Hah! 69 likes

@leociresi4292

2 жыл бұрын

Bender:” Get this thing off of me before I kill myself!”

@denyhaguilar679

2 жыл бұрын

"OUH! OUH! SON OF A-"

most of the professors inventions are either basic primative objects or unexplainable magic edit: I'm serious his contemporaries in the science community can't replicate his wack shit and his clone son doesn't understand it either

@lilong242

2 жыл бұрын

That's all fictional science and people are fine with it. Yet for some reason people can't accept bikini shaped armor.

@bored588

2 жыл бұрын

take a cell phone to the 1800s, your a wizard harry, magic is just science we dont understand, kinda lame but true.

@dirkdiggler.

2 жыл бұрын

So is eeverything

@kellynolen498

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilong242 I'm not fine with bad science fiction example adding sciency words in front of stuff instead of researching cool speculation on future tech there are alot of sci fi technologies we fully understand it's just we don't have infinite energy and the current way to do it is too inefficient so the fiction of alot of sci fi is just them putting cutting edge experimental tech that takes up an entire building to the size of something in your hand and somehow your magic batteries can fuel it forever

@squawkietalkie56

2 жыл бұрын

Li Long its not the armor itself as much as it is the reason game designers have for putting it in.

I never forgot the “different lengths of wire” joke. When I was a kid I “learned” about electricity by building circuits. Mom would drive me to the country hardware store and I would peruse their selection of wire, which of course was sold by the foot. I got a lantern battery for $4 and a standard indicator bulb for 10 cents. I had a small collection of different gauge wires wrapped in coils. Those ancient hardware stores still exist all over the South. You can buy a single screw for 8 cents and they will put it in a tiny paper bag for you. Some of their stock goes back to the 70s. It sat on the shelf for 50 years waiting for me to purchase it.

@Brian-cr6rb

2 жыл бұрын

I'm up in NY, we used to have the "go to" store which you speak of. It burned down, quite dramatic and the show of a lifetime. While we were fighting the fire in the middle of the night, I realized that the decades old stock was really lost forever. So many of us really did rely on William Tell in Hopewell Jct for those hard to find any things. They opened a new store, but it will never have that small town feeling since the unfortunate demise of the original store.

@generalralph6291

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brian-cr6rb I had an idea once about bringing back a modern version of that sort of thing. Would be nice to buy a capacitor for a nickel and a screw for a dime.

@benjaminoechsli1941

2 жыл бұрын

@@generalralph6291 In an age where it's gotten "cheaper" to just junk a broken thing instead of repairing it, we need those stores more than ever.

@jamespuleo3269

2 жыл бұрын

My family had a hardware/housewares/"variety" store in NYC from 1952 to 1997. Individual screws, springs, cotter pins, batteries, flashlight bulbs? OF COURSE! *But here's a weird throwback* from olden times: Replacement "those-little-shoelace-end-wrap-sleeves."

@generalralph6291

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamespuleo3269 aglets? Your hardware store sold aglets! And i would have bought them too! As a welder I burn through a set of laces in no timet, so I don’t buy shoe laces, I use paracord cut to length.

I want to see more of the wires! No one wants to see a plain old FTL spaceship.

@therealdgh13

2 жыл бұрын

I like the red ones

@spectralerror1020

2 жыл бұрын

Well, akshually, lilla says in epesode (idk), seesu (6 maybe) that It goes 99% the speed of lite, not ftl dumbass

@derrickmoses1507

2 жыл бұрын

@@spectralerror1020 ...were you trying to speak English? Also, it does go faster than light, since it actually MOVES the galaxy instead of itself. Did you even watch the show? Or do you think that lazily tapping your touchscreen with your Cheetos encrusted fingers is impressive to anyone?

@spectralerror1020

2 жыл бұрын

@@derrickmoses1507 doritos*

@whisperingcrown591

2 жыл бұрын

Like. It's not ftl smh

6:37 "Wait! Can I still change my mind?" "Let's find out!" This show was literally 1,000 years ahead of its time

@raiisleep

2 жыл бұрын

Get it?

@YeahhBruv

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@adamschapiro1549

2 жыл бұрын

They do say "You can't prove it didn't happen"...

I like how Fry was the only one genuinely concerned when the professor pointed a raygun at his head

@Jaydove2387

2 жыл бұрын

Probably because he's the only one who didn't know it was a memoray

"Let's turn to the who asked machine" will blow up into a meme some day.

@Jaydove2387

2 жыл бұрын

It already is

@denyhaguilar679

Жыл бұрын

@@Jaydove2387 Lets turn to the Who-Asked machine!

“It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream,” is my favourite line. Perfect for when someone stops you while you’re giving a calculus lecture to ask how you went from equation 4 to equation 5 and you just can’t remember the proof.

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

An everyday need if ever there were one

“ It can do other things, why shouldn’t it!? “ He’s got a point XD

@leociresi4292

Жыл бұрын

“My latest invention, the Finglonger!l

"I need to Tinker in it." "Then why don't you just use a potted plant like fry?" Lol!

One thing I absolutely love that I constantly forget is that the Planet Express Ship was built by Farnsworth, even though it was a major plot point in one episode, I still forget it was built by a mad scientist

@dickbaum9137

2 жыл бұрын

I love that the design of the engine doesn’t move the ship, it moves the universe around it.

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

@@dickbaum9137 right like it would be easier to move the _universe_ faster than light than just this little ship haha

@emilialittle1002

Жыл бұрын

@@nthgth according to modern physics, technically it is easier to move the universe than to make it go faster than light

"Well, it's sometimes off by a few seconds, what with free will and all." Brilliant.

I love how the Professor is able of creating devices that can end reality itself, transport people to other universes, see alternate timelines, and move whole stars, but can't make a primitive spear or neck protecting device. Also, he's actively shat on by other scientists worse and dumber than him.

@streamofconsciousness5826

Жыл бұрын

I think like Stewie from FG, this show is all a product of the Professor's imagination.

@lancethewisp1097

Жыл бұрын

The neck protector wasn’t ment to actually protect since he was under its control at the time and he did make a spear

@renakunisaki

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he is dumb compared to them.

@NoriMori1992

9 ай бұрын

I don't know why "worse and dumber" is making me laugh so hard 😂

I always love when the Professor uses the machine that makes anyone sound like him. Just that it just gives all that feedback noise.

"Good news! It's a suppository."

@roberthardesty4133

2 жыл бұрын

Yay?

@arsenicuu

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@olanmills64

2 жыл бұрын

This joke would have been way better if they had left out Farnsworth's second sentence

@martyschriver

2 жыл бұрын

"Has everyone taken their suppositories? Yes! Stop asking!"

@leociresi4292

2 жыл бұрын

Have you all taken your anti-pressure pills?

I appreciate you leaving in Bender's "Can we have some money?" line + response, even though it's not technically related to the invention.

@dana-wrath

2 жыл бұрын

_oh, my, no._

@TheGreenYoutuber

2 жыл бұрын

It’s technically related to the invention

I made a fing-longer once. It was cool, but since I made it extendable, it wasn't good at pushing buttons.

@johnurbanek1027

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderzerka8477 Yep. Pretty much hammered out a metal tapered tube to fit my finger and tig welded the shaft of an extendable mechanic's mirror to it. Tossed it out before I could make a glove to fit around it. Could have welded it solid, but I lost interest.

@doggo7078

2 жыл бұрын

Why dont you make it extendable only if you press a button on the glove. Then it will be capable of pressing other buttons.

@NeidalRuekk

2 жыл бұрын

I made a fing longer too, and it was also extendable. But then my girlfriend nicked it and she was found some time later in a very compromising position...

@WlatPziupp

2 жыл бұрын

@@doggo7078 A crank would be much simpler, and as a huge added bonus you can do that whole cranking up your middle finger thing better than anyone has ever done before

@broculee5218

2 жыл бұрын

a man can dream though

“An incomprehensible dead language!” “Bonjour.”

the gibberish french translator always cracks me up... also sums up why he uses the guillotine as a brain examiner

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

I guess in France they just speak English now, and guillotine is an English word that originated from French. We have plenty of words from the dead language Latin after all, as I'm sure Italian does too

The part about makeup for dogs was on point. I remember one of my micro professors talking about how went to do teaching and his friend invented edible mouthwash for dogs and they sell out immediately in France. I almost died laughing when he said that.

The ship scene sums up my grandpa. He would brag to me about his organized tool box next to his file cabinet full of Classified blueprints from Northrop for planes like the B2 and SR71

@kdrapertrucker

2 жыл бұрын

Well he had to, he couldn't show you the blueprints.

Amy saying hi to the nuclear mutant and the mutant saying hi back was so cute

The last clip is the best "Ahhhh wrong switch!" He made a switch that will strike you with an arc of lightning when you flip it. He must not be a coffee drinker.

@Thuazabi

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he invented it because caffeine wasn't enough anymore. That, or he wanted a steampunk defibrillator at some point.

@alexandercaires5921

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thuazabi Or he wanted a torture machine

@renakunisaki

Жыл бұрын

"Why do we even have that?"

Farnsworth invents some of the most advanced plot devices I've ever seen.

"some incomprehensable Dead language "Hello! "Bonjour!" my new favorite Futurama joke

The professor: Here’s a spaceship that moves the entire universe around it, a time machine that can fast forward entire universes in mere minutes, and a box with a literal universe in it, which also contains a box with our universe in it Also the professor: Heehoo pointy rock and stick

@theshuman100

9 ай бұрын

my favourite part is that the alcubierre drive pretty much works the same way

@BaronTMan

5 күн бұрын

To be fair he had just checked the fire was hot.

The date on the check was just "????" 😂

@RG-zt4ox

2 жыл бұрын

That’s because no one knew at that point

"I understood the word hat" I love Fry so much 😂

@mariabunn

2 жыл бұрын

Me too.

I love the way you skipped from season 1 to season 7 just like that and then went back to the older seasons

@honzasenbauer612

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest the timeline of Futurama is as confusing as Doctor Who so this checks out

A man can dream though, a man can dream.

Time!?! I can't go back there!!

Ah, so "Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that lets you read things in my voice!" is _actually canon_ then...

When they release the new season next year, imagine it ends with the professor sitting in front of the what-if machine saying, "so that's what would happen if I had an uncle"

1:43 the disrespect

"200% fuel efficiency" I have so many questions about this statement...

@DiggitySlice

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it does run on dark matter...

@eaphantom9214

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't you hear him? Cubert : Then explain it. Professor Farnsworth : Now that's impossible! It came to me in a dream... 😂

@Jaydove2387

2 жыл бұрын

@@eaphantom9214 and I forgot it in another dream

@SquidmanMalachar

2 жыл бұрын

The episode goes into detail on it.

@JamaicanCastle

2 жыл бұрын

It probably goes around to other universes, beats them up, and steals their fuel. (Actually, that sounds more like a Douglas Adams bit now that I think about it.)

Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read this comment in your head in Professor Farnsworth's voice!

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

By George, it works!

@denyhaguilar679

Жыл бұрын

Aaah, Perry the platipus! Behold! MY READ-THIS-COMMENT-IN-MY-VOICE INATOR!

@Texascowboy68

Жыл бұрын

No it didn’t

@jime.8954

9 ай бұрын

@@denyhaguilar679the one inator that didn’t explode

@Leopoldshark

9 ай бұрын

Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!

The "wrong switch" one had "wrong lever kronk" vibes

"I can't swallow that!" "Well then GOOD NEWS! - It's a suppository."

I like how professor Farnsworth is the greatest mind of his century but he’s also crazy 😂😂😂 He singlehandedly created space travel and robots.

@Thuazabi

2 жыл бұрын

@GrapeSkoda that is categorically false. Eccentricities aside, the majority of the most brilliant scientists throughout history were quite traditional in their views and behaviors. The idea of the maverick and/or troubled scientist is largely fictitious and a statistical outlier among statistical outliers when it does occur.

@professionalhater9

Жыл бұрын

@@Thuazabi Hey! Quit actually thinking! Spout things you've heard from other people like GrapeSkoda does!

@thanoscube8573

Жыл бұрын

@@Thuazabi I have to disagree with that

@trequor

9 ай бұрын

​@@Thuazabi first of all brilliant scientists ARE statistical outliers by nature. Secondly there are plenty of examples, starting with Newton

"It can do other things! Why shouldn’t it?"

Mom : what was that? Professor: a flaming burp. Mom: does it always do that? Professor: it’s not always a burp.

7:40 I felt that

I'm pretty sure there is a french dub of the show, which makes me wonder what they did for the "crazy gibberish" scene. I'd like to think that they were petty and made it say "howdy"

@shadenox8164

2 жыл бұрын

Its German according to the wiki.

@wellshit9489

2 жыл бұрын

Whys that petty as opposed to funny

@datboy038

2 жыл бұрын

Why is that petty? Isn’t that just logical?

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

It's a lot more ridiculous that English will have died by 3000 than German or French. I mean just look at the approx. number of native speakers of those languages. ..but more ridiculous might make it funnier.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I miss actual old man Farnsworth

"Say hello to my invincible nuclear mutants!" *Enthusiastic but understated*"Hi!" "Hello"

2:56 Meme potential right here

"MOVE OVER GOD! PREPARE FOR REBIRTH!!!" *Flips the switch and immediately is hit with lightning* "OOOOOOHHH!" "Wrong switch...."

@whitewingedfox9879

2 жыл бұрын

“And then along came Zeus!”

@KJ-of6lf

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong lever Kronk!

@cradiculous

2 жыл бұрын

@@KJ-of6lf Why do we even have that lever?

@KJ-of6lf

2 жыл бұрын

@@cradiculous 😋

I love his mutants. They seem friendly.

@leociresi4292

2 жыл бұрын

Meow, Brrrrrzaaaaaaap!

"Move over for rebirth!" *dumps a robot into a gel that is suppose to give "life" back*

I love how the dog immediately smacks its lips upon the lipstick being applied right after looking so menacing

8:19 "The Death Clock!" *Death Metal erupts.*

"I remembered it in a dream and then forgot it in another dream. " lol

My DnD group when I made a death cleric: "doesn't that class just mainly heal?" Me: 4:06

@Jaxvidstar

2 жыл бұрын

So that class takes life from enemies and gives it dead allies?

@Zaheer_Zafar_Zawhereeveryouare

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jaxvidstar *Angry Priest Noises*

My favourite crazy old man

@leociresi4292

Жыл бұрын

Ehwhaa?

JUST LOOK AT THESE WIRES!

If the what-if machine existed, I’d be like, “Shut up and take my money!”

I like how professor designed beautiful women

Nobody is going to question the giant lever that summons a lightning strike on your exact location. I mean come on it needs a label at lest

6:30 Shotgun's lap!!

@tarponpet

2 жыл бұрын

Lol Donut

"Come back in three days, a week at the most." Lol!

1:50 always cracked me up.

Lmao! 🤣🤣 He's even funnier than Homer Simpson!! 👏👏 Farnsworth : Ah perfect timing, I just turbo charged the ships matter compressor! Fry : whats the matter compressor? Farnsworth : Nothings the matter Fry, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor. - 😂

@DarkhalfBreed

2 жыл бұрын

Street racer: your old, and smart so I'm gunna call you "The Professor" Professor: NO ONE CALLS ME THAT

@eaphantom9214

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarkhalfBreed 🤣🤣 Fry: whoooo! Bender : We live to suck another day! Leela : STOP it youTwo! (to bender and fry) alright what's the mission? Farnsworth : Collecting honey, ORDINARY honey. Leela : That doesn't sound so dangerous Farnsworth: ❗ THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY ❗☝️

Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt

@user-uo8ny1kj4c

2 жыл бұрын

I am?!

@CatonusPrime98

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c That’s not “Good news” at all!

9:15 “If by allow, you mean force” 😂

"... It's not always a burp..." 😂

8:44 I needed to watch that again

Farnsworth's time machine reminds me of the Epoch from Chrono Trigger.

"hello!" "Bonjour!" *"Crazy Gibberish!!"* thats my favourite

So genius this series , I’ve watched it 4 times already and the jokes are so good

He knows about French culture and France is still a country but apparently French is dead as a spoken language

@benjaminoechsli1941

2 жыл бұрын

Ooo, continuity with Star Trek, since Picard is a Frenchman but is the most English man you can imagine.

@honzasenbauer612

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminoechsli1941 that always baffled me

@DiggitySlice

2 жыл бұрын

He also has a gargoyle son that speaks French

@DiggitySlice

2 жыл бұрын

@@honzasenbauer612 Patrick Stewart tried to do a French accent during early recordings for the pilot. It was so bad that they just gave up.

@Cuetlaxcuapatecatl

2 жыл бұрын

They way things are developing with massive immigration. French will be a living language for many centuries to come as is spoken in all inhabited continents. But France as a country with that particular frenchness will not last too long

It's not always a burp. - Farnsworth

10:15 "Why do I even have that switch?"

I love that Farnsworth was given a lil more of an energetic personality.

"Incomprehensible dead language" mon cul !

0:29 anyone else traumatically triggered when a guy in a white coat yells this

" I'm not your grandpa your my uncle from the year 2000!!!!!"👴👨‍🔬🦠🤖🧬💊🔬🔭🚀🛸🌌🪐

3:42 This was the saddest episode ever.

I NEED that memory ray!

Imagine if the finglonger was an actual thing tho that would be insane

@ihcfn

2 жыл бұрын

We can dream!

@leociresi4292

Жыл бұрын

I’d prefer the 4th dimensional intake manifold!

Farnsworth’s personality changed as the show went on, cause he both got to know Fry, Lela, and Bender, and the producers realized that he was too boring

@lollybowser

2 жыл бұрын

Are you saying his assorted lengths of wire were boring???

@LisaVGG

2 жыл бұрын

@@lollybowser well…he felt like just an old man instead of the crazy madman he is now

@LTl3tt3rs

2 жыл бұрын

@@LisaVGG I don't know about that interpretation. Pretty sure he was always a mad scientist lol. it was season one when he said: "Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even called me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic supermen! Atomic monsters with octagonal shaped bodies that suck the life out of..."

@DiggitySlice

2 жыл бұрын

You mean they took his brilliant subtle character traits and made them obvious and ridiculous?

@dimetrodon2250

2 жыл бұрын

@@DiggitySlice That tends to happen to cartoon characters in many series

I want the cool-o-meter. He invented a pointy rock in a stick lol. Who ask machine was funny. Amy, no Leela 🤣🤣. And the freewill part was hilarious

Someday... A crossover with Farnsworth and Rick Sanchez meeting. Someday...

The Professor knows what it means to Protect Ya Neck.

2:20 How King Crimson works.

I miss this show

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

@roberthardesty4133

2 жыл бұрын

I don't like the sound of that...

@sukuruchan

2 жыл бұрын

@@roberthardesty4133 Oh don't worry, it's just my new Invention, a de-atomizer for your meal that conviently teleports it into the stomach of the one using this device

@redbrachydios

2 жыл бұрын

Uh oh. That never means good news!

@leociresi4292

2 жыл бұрын

Does everyone like good news? Then, Good news, everyone!

OMG the look on the dog's face... I can't even 😂😂😂

Here’s my drawer, where I keep various lengths of wire!🤣

3:00 "Umm… uhh… er… Amy!" *Gasp* "I mean, Leela!" "Oh!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@zidanehadeed9229

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed too much for this. 😂

@hippy282

2 жыл бұрын

It did seem like that machine was just phoning it in XD

Love and miss this show

The neutrino radiation is dangerous? I don't know how he's done it.

@ianmorse9381

2 жыл бұрын

Easy. You just need enough neutrinos.

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

That's why such technology is illegal.

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

I guess when there's enough of it to use it for imaging, it's a different story

@renakunisaki

Жыл бұрын

These are F-neutrinos.