Dark starkiller: (hugs and then stabs Han Solo) Kylo ren: *hey, that's pretty neat*

@literallyjohn6906

4 жыл бұрын

Empress Roth-Jane *Kylo Ren furiously begins taking notes*

@regularbloke2117

4 жыл бұрын

Harrison ford : finally

@mariaealfaro3300

4 жыл бұрын

Also Kylo ren: i think i'll take it

@TheChoujinVirus

4 жыл бұрын

*meanwhile in the ST* Rey: Alright Kylo..we need to team up to kill Palpatine *Kylo fades* Rey: Kylo? uh..Kylo?...What am I doing here?

@duck3819

4 жыл бұрын

"WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!"

So fun fact about the LotR: Conquest one -- when you do take control of Sauron you can absolutely still die. I took control of him then immediately got killed by an eagle... There was no option to play as him again so I had to finish the game with a rando orc. Easily one of the funniest gaming moments I remember.

@111Cut

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that that happened to... I feel for ya brother

@lucasriddle5538

4 жыл бұрын

God I remember that happening to me and my friend all the time lol

@cmdrtelcontar5053

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even choose to play as Sauron at that part usually. I just keep playing as the Balrog, he's way more powerful (and quite a poetic end for Gandalf).

@hazama762

4 жыл бұрын

I kept getting killed by those eagles. Every time I thought I was about to kick ass as whatever evil badass. Bam! Eagle.

@raymondjones7423

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry that voice of the orc or Sauron in those clips slays me everytime🤣😂😂🤣 It's so malevolent it's hillarious

For the Dragon Age Darkest Timeline, there’s a second darkest possible timeline. You drink the blood, adventure onward to become the amazing Grey Warden... and at the very last battle of the game glitch out so bad your save file becomes corrupt and you lose 60 hours of gameplay. It gets even darker when you contact EA Support.

@1993rnicholson

Жыл бұрын

EA 'Support'

My favorite part of the Sauron bit in lotr: conquest was when I walked onto the bridge, ready to duke it out with Gandalf, and then promptly got picked up by a giant eagle and dropped from a few hundred feet, killing the dark lord instantly.

@Zezlemetkun

4 жыл бұрын

Gandalf:If anyone asked I defeated him in an one on one epic duel

@buuam7555

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zezlemetkun just and fair single combat... you all saw

@jacktaylor6253

Жыл бұрын

"so why didnt we do this in the movies? we may have lost 3 or 4 but we woulda got his ass"

My favorite part about growing up in American history is learning about the ghost bear powers we used to stop the British

@kylefitz.2639

5 жыл бұрын

Right?

@ryanhawkins2227

5 жыл бұрын

Brendan O'Brien uhhhh your being dumb

@kylefitz.2639

5 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Hawkins *Sarcastic

@juanitab7076

5 жыл бұрын

Are you being dumb? What about the 7 million pyramids that destroyed everything

@anthonyjones8643

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you work with the British to beat Washington in the dlc?

“Those who survive The Joining become immune to the Taint.” How can you say that line without giggling?

@jakewoodhouse9817

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know. I can't even think it without laughing.

@gothnerd887

2 жыл бұрын

Because they're British

@Dovah_Slayer

2 ай бұрын

​@@gothnerd887 isn't.... taint British slang?

You can see Frodo and Pippin. Carried by Frodo is a small gold ring. What will you do? >Kill Frodo

@goofu

5 жыл бұрын

pour boiling milk on his skull

@hamishwalker9637

4 жыл бұрын

You attack Frodo. He attacks back, but the effort is wasted. Your defense is too strong.

@Gumegguai

4 жыл бұрын

TAKE THE RING

@hmasterchaos8700

4 жыл бұрын

Why is pippin with him?

@reigndrinker9657

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Scribe But Frodo is our friend!

Fun fact: stinky the hutt is still cannon but starkiller is not

@osmarcarlos1159

4 жыл бұрын

Well, the nephew of chewbacca is cannon too

@hehexd3692

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like they didn’t want Starkiller to be canon since they added the inquisitors and what not. Plus starkiller always made Vader not feel as op/overwhelming like he is in the canon universe

@iamsatire2883

3 жыл бұрын

This is truly the darkest timeline

@premiumheadpats4150

3 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@paydaygh9388

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Disney

In every possible timeline han solo gets a lightsaber through the chest

@akl2k7

6 жыл бұрын

The X Plosif Guy Except for Legends. In that one, it's Chewbacca who dies.

@katharsis3283

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Micheal Holland but he won't be a legend in the Light side

@roguedogx

6 жыл бұрын

The X Plosif Guy that's what's known as a "fixed point"

@rag-rajarshibanerjee5699

6 жыл бұрын

Doctor strange: "all...but one..." **Han dies** Oh wait no

@blbradford73

6 жыл бұрын

Raji Banerjee In that timeline, Han Dies in the snappening.

"If you were going to make him your apprentice, maybe let him keep his hand?" Mike, haven't you noticed that heavy body modifications are a significant part of the Dark Side in Star Wars? Prostheses are all the rage! Sometimes literally.

@mar_speedman

5 жыл бұрын

No it ain't. Ask Sion. Sure, he might not have had the best complexion, but I don't see any prosthetics.

@ryanhawkins5082

5 жыл бұрын

Count dooku! He has both hands- oh wait never mind he died from a lightsaber decapitation

@Mark73

Жыл бұрын

I don't think the emperor had any body mods.

@Dovah_Slayer

2 ай бұрын

​@@mar_speedman they mean in the empire era not the old republic era

@mar_speedman

2 ай бұрын

@@Dovah_Slayer They mean sith, and they're all sith regardless of eras

Dragon age inquisition: when Dorian and the protag go forward in time where corypheus wins and everyone’s enslaved and addicted to lyrium

@spacejesus6581

3 жыл бұрын

I hated how the templars were an option in that and the game pretends time travel doesn't exist if you choose the templars I also love how: You kill Alistair's, one of the most important characters, mother, with no other dialogue or anything Time travel isn't a thing at all There are no time travel rifts in Redcliff The only thing in that quest that matters is being fast with the bad combat and finding evidence on that one Templar Seriously, the Templars should not be an option compared to the Mages, which has Alistair's mother survive, you can get a cameo from Connor, you see the actual result of Corypheus' plot instead of just a small paper plan, you get Samus as a secondary villain (admittedly not as good as the elven girl in terms of character arc)...the Mages are definitely the way to go, and that's ignoring the entire idea of getting help You need more power to assault the Breech, your option are to greatly boost your power to break through...or weaken the fade itself with a couple Templars?

@nathanwinters2400

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacejesus6581 I think they should have combined them, in a sense. For me, I liked the Templar side more when it came it tangibility. I honestly think that time travel is extremely iffy at best, and honestly it's a can better left sealed. Instead they could have had the Templar's invade Redcliffe, having parallels between Origin's Darkspawn Invasion and Demon shenanigan's where it's revealed that the Lord Seeker is indeed possessed- a really good reason as to why the Templar are still pushing for war despite both sides suffering terribly, and still choosing to fight despite the fact that there's a damn HOLE in the SKY. From there it's quite simple, the demon is released from Corin's body and pulls you into a Fade adjacent realm like it does, and shows you a possible future in order to try and get information as to how you'd react. In the middle you can have Felix and Fiona trying to do the right thing and either stop the madness or be trying to help as many escape the Templar invasion as possible, learn that Gereon is tied to the fanatical Venatori and is trading the mages under his "care" to Corypeus in order to buy time for his son- perhaps Corypheus being darkspawn himself he'd know a thing or two and be using it to get easy followers via the use of one man's convictions. You could then have a choice: support the remaining Templar's in the purge of the mages (for the events of Kirkwall) or defend the mages by either using say, Cassandra as a Seeker to force them to retreat or outright become vengeance driven and try to completely dismantle the Order for all of it's past transgressions. And then the last things are simple, let Dorian say good-bye to Felix, inprision/execute Gereon Alexius, recruit either Fiona/Delrin Barris (that way both can survive or one can die- heck even place it on a time limit where if you're too late then both can be monsters/brainwashed), and finally return to Haven to find out that Corypheus used the assault as a distraction to build his forces for a direct attack on the unsuspecting Inquisition Forces. Badabing Badaboom. Hi I have too much time to think.

@spacejesus6581

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanwinters2400 one problem, if you have the opportunity to take the Mages and Templars, or kill one entire faction while recruiting the other....how is Corypheus building his forces? His army is either the Mages or Templars depending on which one you take from him, if you take both from him he only has the Grey Wardens at that point and there are no more than 10,000 in all of Thedas....meanwhile you command the entire Circle of Magi/Templar Order or both, in addition to alliances from countries such as Ferelden etc....Cory doesn't have anything close to an army left

@nathanwinters2400

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacejesus6581 Well yes and no. Other than the Venatori and the Grey Wardens- he also had Orlais as a possible way to grow his forces. Granted it's later in the game. Not to mention, even if you "save" the Templar, there are still a shit ton of Red Templar in the game as enemies. Besides, it's a game. They could come up with a better damn reason. I honestly to this day don't understand how the greatly diminished Circle of Magi or the supposedly weakened Red Templar filled out 90% of his forces on their own. What I'm getting at is... there are a shit ton of gullible nimrods in Thedas, just like the real world. Use them?

I misread the title. I thought it said "Dankest timeline". Reaaally wanted to know more. After realising, that this, in fact, is a video about "Darkest timelines", I would just like to respectfully request a video on the "7 Times it was the Dankest possible timeline." as well.

So it's 7 timelines in which Jane picked what happens.

@dallydaydream

6 жыл бұрын

Psht, insinuating that Jane would ever kill her videogame boyfriend Alistair.

@jjtomecek1623

6 жыл бұрын

DallyDaydream if she knows it had to be done, she would do it though

I'm surprised the dark Oxtra timeline didn't get a mention. While Evil Luke might look dashing in that turtleneck his eyes tell a terrifying tale.

@AutomaticDuck300

6 жыл бұрын

Sovash Chetty I think that evil Luke would actually bring dinosaurs back. I don't know what evil Ellen would do, though.

@sovashchetty4838

6 жыл бұрын

LemonZeppelin Make a giant world dominating cat.

@Gloomdrake

6 жыл бұрын

Cyrus T. Lazerpunch will stop them

@carpemkarzi

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, Jane will keep him in line

@AutomaticDuck300

6 жыл бұрын

Sovash Chetty or she would enact a global Ellening

Literally every alternate injustice ending lol

12:26 Andy Farrant: "What, was 'Cyrus T. Laserpunch' already taken? If not, I'll have it." Cyrus T. Laserpunch: _"Nice."_

I'll tell you the real darkest possible timeline, the one where John Marston didn't go on fun cowboy adventures forever and instead, spent his time doing missions for horrible Uncle and Jack and eventually ended up dying in a hail of gunfire.

@stevenchoza6391

6 жыл бұрын

In other words, our actual timeline.

@mattersofdarkness2674

6 жыл бұрын

Steven Choza Yup, that’s the joke.

@stevenchoza6391

6 жыл бұрын

Mario Gorganzola I know... I was being a killjoy. 😈😈😈

@weebaverage3026

6 жыл бұрын

Ayan Haider Thats crazy.... right?

@ceceliaacaba2739

6 жыл бұрын

Aww don’t make Ellen cry again! 😭

Would an evil alternate universe oxbox have good Jane and super passive aggressive luke

@lunamoon6034

6 жыл бұрын

Dapper Horus yes

@auntiegarfunkel

6 жыл бұрын

Dapper Horus well we do already have Evil Luke...

@JachAnen

6 жыл бұрын

Jane would at lest be medium evil. Like pineapple-on-pizza evil.

@matthewknudson2443

6 жыл бұрын

You have dared to say the dark goddess is good, you will pay for it

@beepboprobotsnot3748

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Knudson no no no, he said the polar opposite of Jane would be good.

Dragon Age has another darkest timeline in Inquisition. Liliana is my favorite character in the whole series, so watching what happens during the mage recruitment quest was really hard to go through, especially with how much she's clearly been through while you were gone.

@roguesquadron521

2 жыл бұрын

Same, luckily for them my Warden wasnt around else there would have been hell to pay.

6. The other fun thing is that there's a codex for the timeline, where you can read up some of the pivotal differences in the plot of the original game that happened based on what Alistair did by himself. This includes why certain main characters have different personalities, why the heck Alistair named your dog "Barkspawn" and why Zevran was hanging around the alienage rather than with the party (rather than letting him redeem himself, Alistair threatened to kill him if he ever faced him again, so he was hiding out in the Alienage to avoid his pursuers when you decided to burn it down).

@Luca_Kusanagi

Жыл бұрын

I named the dog Barkspawn every time after I saw Alistair name him that

Kotor 1 darkside. Revan rises again. Destroys the republic, betrays their friends and... "Uses the life debt a wookie owes them to force that wookie to kill his best friend"? Seriously?

@mar_speedman

5 жыл бұрын

It's technically more of a 'bad RP decisions' thing. All Role-play games should have them, in theory.

What about Dragon Age: Inquisition when the crazy mage dude sends you forward in time to when all your friends are poisoned with red lyrium and the world is amuck with demons and darkspawn???

@gunz4handz146

6 жыл бұрын

I think they meant actual stories not missions but if they count missions yes that would be correct

@aardbei54

6 жыл бұрын

Gunz4handz14 The terminator one was a mission

@willieoelkers5568

6 жыл бұрын

They usually just do one instance per franchise unless the whole list is about a franchise. Plus, you get to fix the one in Inquisition, but with Darkspawn Chronicles there's no hope. None whatsoever...

@Heartshapedbox81

6 жыл бұрын

JB arguably an even darker timeline at least the other one still has a chance they're still Wardens and they survived longer blights than the fifth but in that timeline there seems to be no hope, everyone has the blight or is dead

@grigoriechegaray9023

6 жыл бұрын

That is why i always side with templars and restore the circle

Star wars the force unleashed: “Did we mention Starkiller kills Darth Vader as well?”

I keep falling asleep at 2am watching these videos, it's always fun waking up to see what video is playing

@kingtai9341

4 жыл бұрын

doing exactly that on friday the 13th currently 2:18 am lmao

Jane: "At least we still have John Hannah..." Andy: "No we don't!" Jane: "So who have I got chained up in my basement then?"

@anarchyantz1564

5 жыл бұрын

Lets face it, Jane does have a lot of people chained up in her "Fungeon" pit.

@domotoro3552

5 жыл бұрын

Wait what property was this?

@LadyOnikara

4 жыл бұрын

@@anarchyantz1564 Except my Argonian Skyrim character.... he managed to escape by disguising himself as a milkman.

Did you forget the alternate timeline where the Outside Xbox is purple themed and has only 2 hosts in contrast to the 3 ?

@TheSpidersider

6 жыл бұрын

And it's called Inside Playstation.

@dragon-kitty

6 жыл бұрын

2 hosts? Oh God! What did Jane do to Andy!?

@HinduKhajiit

6 жыл бұрын

TheSpidersider Oh no, no, no. The channel I speak of is hosted by a girl small enough to fit in a poster bag and a guy tall enough to.....uh.... have archeopteryx as his favorite dinosaur.

@onememeyboi6818

6 жыл бұрын

Last Tenno Thank god that's not real

this video on King Washington, "Totally Realistic" THONKS

"...A nation born not of courage and brotherhood, but of greed and desire for absolute power." I thought this was supposed to be an *alternate* timeline.

@zombiecat6875

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

Why is it every time someone's corrupted by a piece of Eden in the AC series, they feel compelled to build a pyramid? Are the pieces subliminally teaching people geometry? That means games are trying make me learn! Yeah, the Assassins were right, best to just avoid using them altogether.

@RazorO2Productions

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Stoneking I'm not saying ancient precursor technology, *but ancient precursor technology*

@jakestoneking5555

6 жыл бұрын

RazorO2Productions They're probably full of nanomachines too...

@RazorO2Productions

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Stoneking *SON*

@jakestoneking5555

6 жыл бұрын

Florezkids Probably because it was easier to build a megastructure that took thousands upon thousands of hours of manpower to construct than it was to convey humor, be it good or bad, in the context of a comment...if I had to guess.

@nekros8602

6 жыл бұрын

Nanomachines son...... damn i missed metal gear rising

Dragon Age: Inquisition has a great part where you were thrown into a portal to the future, said future was fucked up due to you having been transferred there, you see what happens to all of your friends if you were to disappear and the villian were to go unchallenged. It's super interesting because you think to yourself "well I didn't experience all this and I'll simply travel back and change it all" but a character, Liliana, calls you out and says "for you it's been a few seconds and a day, but for us? We lived through this. We suffered without you" something like that. An interesting twist on fixing a bad timeline.

@jackmeoff2367

6 жыл бұрын

Ri Dragon yeah she says something about having to actually endure that torture, for the inquisitor it's all a bad dream but it's her reality

Interesting fact about The Shire in LotR is that if you have read the books there was a part known as the Scouring of the Shire. so Sauron walking into the shire and booting hobbit's faces off is not far off from the mark. just replace Sauron with Saruman and Grima then take the events of how Saruman dies in the movies and place it in the shire, and Grima slitting Saruman's throat instead of stabbing him then the hobbits shooting Grima and you have the real events that happened in the Shire.

"He now serves as a bonfire..." Sorry, but I never played that game, so hearing that line for the first time just cracked me up. Also, Cyrus T Laserpunch? :D WOOOOO!!!

What about injustice? Can't get much worse than evil Superman (especially in the bad ending of 2)

Can your name come up as Cyrus T. Laserpunch forever from now on? Because that's absolutely amazing. Or even better, on random occasion to see who catches it 😂

@animatrix1490

6 жыл бұрын

I TuesdayReference I Maybe Mr. Laserpunch is Bud Fensler's newest client?

@toongrowner1

6 жыл бұрын

This totally needs to be a thing. XD Would be funny for the people who discover this channel much much later. "His name is what?"

@MichaelStroup

6 жыл бұрын

I Sbammo I that would be awesome!

I love you guys. You always manage to cheer me up when I'm down by making me laugh my head off. First time commenter but long time viewer. Thanks guys. Really needed a good laugh this morning

"Your lovely probable boyfriend" I think my sorceress kicked Alistair out of her group as soon as she had the chance to and started flirting with Lelania like there was no tomorrow lmao, good times

Lord of the Rings: Conquest was such an underrated game. I always enjoyed playing it.

@torgranael

2 жыл бұрын

I only ever played it on DSi (never as good as PC/console, but this was before I got my own PC). Pretty good. First time I'd ever seen a defeat meaning your side surrendered/retreated instead of being smited to the last standing person. Wish I could find more games with an army morale mechanic.

Now I can't get the image of Jane with a perfect evil goatee out of my head...

@masterogkush9738

6 жыл бұрын

You are not alone

@DGneoseeker1

6 жыл бұрын

Already does look fabulous. THAT HAIR.

"Hey... guess he was just a conjurer of cheap tricks after all" ...... I admit, I laughed harder than I wanted to.

In Dragon Age Darkspawn Cronicels the warden wasn't even recruted. Duncan wasn't simply there. The City Elf would have bee sentenced to death. The Dalish Elf would have died of the taint. The Human Noble would have been slayed by Howes man. The Mage Would also have been sentenced to death. The The Noble Dwarf would have died in the deep roads The commoner dwarf would have died in the cells of hunger. Fun Fact: If you choose one warden the other still have existed but died the way discriped above. By choosing an origin story you basicly choose were Duncan went to search for a recrut. For your warden Duncan was at the right place in the right time.

@phantom_xrd

2 жыл бұрын

That's interesting, never knew that. The more you know~

I am surprised that Adult Link part of the Ocarina of Time is not in there. I mean, When you awaken from your 7 year long slumber, you arrive in a Castle in a ruined state. The sky is purple, the castle town is filled with ReDeads and all people are dead. All other people are enslaved, being killed by Ganondorf`s minions or are pretty much in hiding for most of the time (I believe). And not only that but you have to go on a really long journey and travel back and forwards through time to save the kingdom & the rest of the world from destruction. At the end creating an alternate timeline where you died and doomed the world for millenniatill you are reborn as a different Link and finally defeat Ganon, even though he always returns.

@animatrix1490

6 жыл бұрын

Plus, YOU created that darkest timeline because (like the dumb kids you are) you and Zelda opened the way for Ganondorf to even GET the Triforce. All that collecting and dungeoning in the child section of the game? Yeah, you basically handed G-dorfs the keys. Heavy.

@kingcrimson2643

6 жыл бұрын

From what i remember, the people who lived in castle town (or most of them anyway) relocated to Kakariko Village. I remember seeing a good number of them there as Adult Link.

@sadscientisthououinkyouma1867

6 жыл бұрын

Daniël Fuhres there are darker timelines due to the fact Nintendo confirmed the many worlds interpretation as the cannon for the legend of Zelda by releasing and official timeline which would imply there was more than one link since one link can't both Die and win which confirms the many worlds interpretation of time travel. Therfore there exist a timeline where Gannon wins outright and no reincarnation of link nor Zelda can stop him.

How about XCOM 2? The entire game is based on humanity losing the war in the 1st game, and being subjugated.

@derekeastman7771

6 жыл бұрын

But you beat them in the end... Unless you don't

@spectrum3808

6 жыл бұрын

the bad thing is beating the aliens is that they were the good guys that really just didn't have time to go through bureaucratic bullcrap of hey there are bad aliens coming to destroy everyone. we need to turn one of you into a superweapon to destroy them.

@ChristophBrinkmann

26 күн бұрын

​@spectrum3808 Heheheheh right. Good guys. That's why they slaughter millions of innocent people in both games, especially the second one.

I love how in the joining bit of dragon age, they all tip the goblet so far up when taking a drink, you wonder why it doesn't just spill absolutely everywhere.

You’re my favorite of the group when it comes to humour, but I think you topped every other joke with that coffee one. Never stop being you, Andy

His name wasn’t stinky. It was Rotta(I think). Ahsoka calls him stinky because he’s well, stinky.

@druudru5356

6 жыл бұрын

And I'm pretty sure everything Clone Wars is canon

@dracyan3552

6 жыл бұрын

Druu Dru you are Correct

@Renanbso

6 жыл бұрын

And he is still very much canon.

@satansprguy4404

6 жыл бұрын

Druu Dru and sadly Clone Wars still sucks and ruined some of the best parts of the EU

@Phoenixbrand95

6 жыл бұрын

Satans PR Guy clone wars was fantastic!

What about the alternate timeline in the Star Wars Revenge of the Sith video game where Anakin bypasses the high ground and kills Obi-wan and usurps Palpatine?

@williamlaroux8566

6 жыл бұрын

Lonewolf0711 is this real?

@thetruthspeaks123

6 жыл бұрын

super mudbug yeah best ps2 game

@mar_speedman

5 жыл бұрын

What? If I remember correctly the game allows you to play as either Obi-wan or Anakin, because either way the ending will be the canon one from the movie. You don't even get the high ground part in the gameplay. You get it in the cutscene.

@tristenmagnoni7097

5 жыл бұрын

I believe a bonus level is unlocked after completing the level friendship in flames which unlocks a level called revenge of the sith. I remember it quite well as i was confused about there being two of the same level.

@mar_speedman

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, that second level was an alternate timeline? I just assumed it was the same level with Anakin instead of Obi-wan, and seeing how tough the previous fight was, couldn't get myself to play it

I liked Andy’s way of making coffee reminds me of my 1st year in college

Patches: „ all is well, that ends well.“ ( from Dark Souls)

I would probably have added the Perfect Crime timeline from Heavy Rain to this list. In the end, two of the four main characters are dead, one is falsely accused of being the Origami Killer, and the real killer, not only is free, but is unsatisfied because he still hasn't found what he's looking for. Nobody wins! Especially the player!

Hmmm... Darkest timeline, let me think: -EA get the Star Wars license -Scalebound is cancelled -Konami fires Hideo Kojima -Mass Effect Andromeda -Microtransactions Oh my gosh, WE LIVE IN A BLOODY DARKEST TIMELINE.

@aardbei54

6 жыл бұрын

- American politics at the moment

@ceceliaacaba2739

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed... EA is the darkest part about our timeline Down with them! 😈

@joseurbina3835

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the corrupted critics

@Burbs409

6 жыл бұрын

Ah but you see, this is currently a timeline with a solid chance of Devil May Cry 5 being announced. Therefore, it's actually the brightest timeline.

@jjtomecek1623

6 жыл бұрын

-Almost every game has a Battle Royale mode

Speaking of Dragon Age, there's always Inquisition where Alexius kicks you into that future where everyone's dead or maimed.

What about in LOZ, where there's an actual separate timeline where the hero of time just dies, and ganon gets the entire triforce

What about the Zelda timeline where Link woke up in Mars instead of Hyrule?

@Anthonybrother

6 жыл бұрын

*but that's just a theory ...*

Not sure if this would count, but no Marvel: Ultimate Alliance? If you fail to do a few simple tasks throughout the game, you basically end up letting all the mutants die from a virus because you didn't save the computer the research was on, Atlantis goes to war with humanity, Senator Kelly forces mutants into concentration camps, Mystique kills Professor X and the X-Men disband, Asgard alienates itself from Earth, Odin and Sif die, an asteroid destroys the west coast of the US, two alien races go to war with each other, Thanos takes over Earth, Mephisto causes lots of destruction. Presumably the second game takes place before all of the 'endings' from the first happen (since you're not being attacked by Atlanteans or Mephisto or aliens or Thanos and all the playable mutants are alive and X-Men still together), so as you're going through with your Civil War story, there's still all that doom on the horizon (except Dr. Doom, he's still being tortured by Odin).

@PHANTOMCOWGIRL

6 жыл бұрын

NOT SIF THE GREAT GREY WOLF- Wait, wrong Sif.

@williamlaroux8566

6 жыл бұрын

Its heavily implied odin straight up killed doom from some of the optional dialogue

"He now serves as a bonfire" im dead XDXD

I actually was about to type "apart from the ghost bear?" myself... XD

MEANWHILE, in the worst possible timeline: VIDEO GAMES ARE NOW ILLEGAL!

@tuftysquirel6078

6 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry I think you might have missed timeline number 67395 video games are only playable on the bottom of your shoe. Try playing games while walking!

@estlin2001

6 жыл бұрын

nae-nae’d ebic style

@Boyzby

6 жыл бұрын

We call that timeline "Australia".

@sea_triscuit7980

6 жыл бұрын

Avery Graham dude he fact that we have to pay for every little piece of code is bad enough, and the fact that people fall for it and fork over money for a fuckin lollipop pickax

@jaydonfrediani7483

6 жыл бұрын

In that case then RIOT!

After seeing Lord of the Rings Conquest I have but one question, why was there never a LotR Dynasty Warriors spin off? This is something i never knew i wanted!

@animatrix1490

6 жыл бұрын

That is actually a genius idea.

@serPomiz

6 жыл бұрын

Musou are tipically a japanese style of game. so we have DW, the gundam one, the Kamen Rider ones, the teenager-ninja-progressivelly-less-dressed one (that ironically, have some nice gameplay concept), the Asterix one and the legend of zelda one. not so much other franchise who could REALLY get a lot of mileage

I love your videos! I laugh all the way through them. Great job!

Omg, I love Jane's voice. I could hear her talk for ever and never get bored.

No mention of the injustice games where Superman becomes a dictator and creates his own army of super soldiers?

@theonlychickensama8353

6 жыл бұрын

Mantis injustice 2's bad ending was worse

@ryanhawkins2227

5 жыл бұрын

Mantis yeah that was horrible

@anarchyantz1564

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, who doesnt think Superman wasnt right in taking over the world? All Batman ever does is let that Joker escape to murder people time after time.

@nemou4985

5 жыл бұрын

That was also on batman vs superman dawn of justice (a dream sequence)

@ultimaterecoil1136

5 жыл бұрын

Anarchy Antz yeah but Superman killed many innocents. Joker should have died but not Shazam.

Isn't the entire existence of Nier based on (and playing out) two darkest timelines - one from Drakengard and one for itself?

@HeroAndReporter

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there was an ending to Drakengard that took them to modern day Japan and the world got ruined which led to Nier and Automata. I think it was Ending C or D?

@daanthedoctor

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I think that should've been here, considering it led to the destruction of humanity.

@christianmccollough5005

6 жыл бұрын

We've found a "commenter edition" candidate.

@jacksmith3148

6 жыл бұрын

Ironically that's actually a necessary evil. If that never happened we'd never have discovered Magic, had Accord to prevent further Drakengards from happening, never had someone like Emil as the strongest being in the universe, and would have all been wiped out by aliens. I mean, we all died in pretty much the worst way possible, but there's a small chance that we could come back one day, and when we do we'll have some cool ass shit. That's worth more than every current human life.

@terracannon876

6 жыл бұрын

In the story of Nier (the first one; I haven't played Automata yet), it pretty much cements that there is no chance of humans coming back.

Sauron: *conquers middle earth.* The valar : "ah shit, here we go again."

My favorite thing about the darkspawn chronicles, was that it showed Alistair good do what the grey warden did. Uniting ferelden to fight the darkspawn, he just couldn't quite stop it solo.

@phantom_xrd

2 жыл бұрын

He lost the plot armor sadly

@JuMiKu

2 жыл бұрын

He showed pretty clearly that he is a hypocritical monster, killing a whole village of innocent elves, so he'd gain the power of some werewolves. Good thing I never romanced him apart from unlocking the achievement and then breaking his tiny heart.

LotR conquest 2 isn't the game we asked for, but IT IS THE GAME WE NEED

@wolverinephillips6530

6 жыл бұрын

burning newt With the graphics of EAs battlefront 2 would be great.

@luigivercotti6410

5 жыл бұрын

Wolverine Phillips With the microtransactions of EAs battlefront 2 it will be horrid

Jabba the Hutt's son, Stinky, is still actually canon. So no Revan, or Republic Commandos, but we still have Stinky... yay?

@joenesvick7043

6 жыл бұрын

Stinky isn’t really the Hutt’s name, just a nickname Ahsoka gives out

@Randyhoar

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know, it's Rotta the Hutt. Just I I would rather have Revan in the new canon, than Stinky Rotta

@Darkprosper

6 жыл бұрын

Stinky is fine though, and there have been hints at making Revan canon (most notably in the cancelled Clone Wars seasons) so let's not give up hope.

@rowanchurch702

6 жыл бұрын

Revan is technically still canon, because of where it happened in the timeline. There is no conflicting timeline for that era, and so it can be considered canon until otherwise stated.

@Phoenixbrand95

6 жыл бұрын

Rowan Church it was stated otherwise

I love how Elrond refers to hobbits as halflings, yet the orcs use their actual name.

@amandamalmquist4485

5 жыл бұрын

Also, Jake Muller rules.

0:43 - 1:01 Lol! I had no idea that the Intro to Assassins Creed began with the "Real" History of 'Merca. That' s amazing! Great video guys! It's also amazing how this ending to star wars is actually somehow more preferential than what Kathleen Kennedy and Jar Jar Abrams came up with.

What about XCOM: Enemy unknown? Canonically, it ends with humanity getting enslaved and depending on how well you do in XCOM 2, liquified into alien milkshake.

@PHANTOMCOWGIRL

6 жыл бұрын

Hmm.... Strawberry?

Well, there's always Undertale's Genocide route, where you wipe out all monster life, then get possessed by an evil ghost and head out with the goal to wipe out all life on Earth.

@zavexcapricious2519

5 жыл бұрын

I know!!!I went to this video because I expected that to be on here, and I am VERY disappointed that it is not

@laurendyer2838

5 жыл бұрын

Crud I already typed a comment asking for Undertale. Oh well, I guess that means it should definitely be on here if there are multiple requests.

@RanMouri82

4 жыл бұрын

It is quite literally the darkest timeline because it is the path to destroy everything. Sans warns us that it is not worth it. Too few of us listen.

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

4 жыл бұрын

For me that's just a Tuesday.

@coultersheppard6215

4 жыл бұрын

Or the true pacifist run, where flower happens.

I stumbled onto these videos and just realized why I love them. I’m a 36 years old, father of 2 and have no time to play all these games and see what happens, this is awesome!! You’re getting a like from me haha lol.

Greed and power? That's just America. Guess we're in the dark timeline.

@RanMouri82

4 жыл бұрын

Greed and power is human frailty. If anything, America did well by giving citizens the freedom to do business.

@charcole400

4 жыл бұрын

RanMouri82 yep

@charcole400

4 жыл бұрын

No

Lord of the rings conquest: burning down the shire was my favorite, let’s be honest being evil is far more fun

@dsandoval9396

6 жыл бұрын

I never played that game... BUT NOW I WANT TO! It looks so fucking fun! That part where he kills Gandolf I almost want to say out loud, "I said 'no' and I mean 'no'!"

@3mpt7

6 жыл бұрын

Well, yeah, that's kind of the point of evil. It IS more fun. In the short term. As long as you can stay ahead of the consequences. Like, you've just burned down the Shire. Land of pipeweed, good food, and great parties. Idiot.

@lordinquisitor6233

6 жыл бұрын

G. Hammond hey orcs can also party, hobbit rotisserie anyone.

@3mpt7

6 жыл бұрын

From what I've seen, and read of Tolkien's Middle Earth, orcs tend to eat hairy hobbit-sized meats raw. For a good rotisserie, you need patience, and most orcs just don't have it. I can picture the Uruk-hai with a tenderly roasted halfling, though. But then again, the Uruk-hai in the lore Tolkien wrote seemed less likely to party.

@dsandoval9396

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Inquisitor Exactly. All that good food those Hobbitses ate have made them tender and juicy. The filets minion of Middle Earth. I really wish there was a sandbox version of that game. So like you could kill Frodo, ORRrrrr... You could throw him in a dungeon and torture him (at your leisure), and I mean TORTURE him. Like Manhunt type hands-on treatment. Uncensored, not the neutered version. I'm still planning to play this game.

Sorry Mike, world domination is Jane's game🌏

I waited the whole video just for #6! I knew you just HAD to talk about that.

8:20 Han getting stabbed by a light saber is still painful! And Last Jedi doesn't help when it happened like this!

Oh! And the entire existence of Shadow Hearts 2! It's based off the bad end of Shadow Hearts, making that one canonical :D

UK is going through the darkest possible timeline right now.

@Hopalongtom

6 жыл бұрын

With the NHS being privatized!

When it comes to dark endings, the Conquest ending from Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2 (and the remake Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2 Sisters Generation) takes the top spot in my mind. From a series that normally is pretty upbeat about facing some dire situations, this was an ending that just doesn't hold back on gut-punching the player constantly.

I liked Operation Raccoon City, especially the final boss, where, if you're playing co-op, you fight your co-op buddies. It's like A Way Out.

Far Cry 5. Taking his advice and just leaving seems like a good idea now.

@charcole400

4 жыл бұрын

Cotton Candy bombs would have dropped either way

Legacy of Kain series: pretty much all of the games constitute as the "Darkest Timeline", as the canonical ending of Blood Omen sees Kain instead of sacrificing himself to restore balance (allegedly) goes on to conquer the world and pretty much hunt humans into extinction.

These look awesome!

“Boot a bunch of hobbits faces off” I laughed so hard at this line. Love it

The darkest Star Wars timeline imaginable is the one where it is actually owned by Disney and EA has gaming exclusivity. Also where's Wolfenstein the New Order and I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream?

@scottylewis8124

6 жыл бұрын

fly crap that's bullshit.

@Phoenixbrand95

6 жыл бұрын

Disney is the best thing to happen to star wars.

@kingcrimson2643

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Harmon Thus far the only good thing to come out of it are Star Wars Rebels, some of the Marvel Star Wars comics and maybe the Forces of Destiny shorts. The movies both tried to do the "extended universe" thing like the mcu but failed badly as well as putting in feminist agendas over merely having a good story. If you want more females in a movie fine. But don't make them stupidly overpowered or make them better than the men. Just have badass females who are cool and relatable and just tell a freaking good story.

@dogishappy0

6 жыл бұрын

I see a commenter edition in our future

@orbaitv5991

6 жыл бұрын

Rogue one and solo were good

No mention of XCom 2? First thing you find out is that any time you actually won XCom, you were really inside a VR simulator, running combat protocols for the aliens.

No love for Spider-Man: Web of Shadows' "I'm going to kill Venom, become King of the Symbiote's and NYC, and have a Symbiote-suited Black Cat for a queen?" No? Pretty worthwhile dark timeline to me.

As a kid who was raised on fantasy I loved rise of sauron there's just something so compelling about a bunch of nazgul ganging up on frodo on top of mount doom and beating him to death

But Stinky is still canon...

@erinmiller1433

5 жыл бұрын

Mad Cinder Disney officially declared that the expanded universe is no longer canon.

@XeoKnight

5 жыл бұрын

@@erinmiller1433 Stinky was from the Clone Wars animated series, which is still canon

@thirdwheel7122

5 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately...

Stinky isn’t actually the name of Jabba’ son. That was simply a nickname given by ahsoka tano in the clone wars movie. His real name is - I’m not helping my case am I?

@jacenskywalker507

5 жыл бұрын

Rotta, his name is Rotta.

“Eating breakfast items separately and from a plate.” Oof. Shots fired.

I can't be the only one that was thinking of hyourinjutsu

I thought you were going to talk about the whole Injustice franchise. Superman being tricked by the Joker into killing Lois, than turning into a dictator is pretty dark. He even killed Shazam in cold blood. Shazam is Billy Batson, a child!

The instant coffee bit made me laugh right the heck out loud.

Would love to see the bloopers of the coffee bit 🤣

Darkest possible timeline is Ellen becoming a spider goddess and killing all her friends

You managed to discuss Washington and the American revolution without making a Hamilton reference. Good job.

I missed OX so much. It stopped appearing in my feed and I was like "Nooo... why did the foul red beast not alert me! This truely is the darkest timeline!"

Thank you for saying exactly what you would be spoiling in the beginning of the video and not just giving the nonspecific banner of “spoilers.” More channels should take a lesson.

What about that horrible timeline where Jane became too powerful? It still haunts me...

@ceceliaacaba2739

6 жыл бұрын

oompaloops edlin Like Darth Vader or Darth Jane apprentice to Ellen... The Death Star IS a giant Space laser!