"I play video games. Do I look like I know anything about eating or getting enough sleep?" - Mike 2018

@Hellwyck

5 жыл бұрын

...for those who didn't watch.

@raymondv.m4230

5 жыл бұрын

Words to live by... literally.

@Grim_Sister

5 жыл бұрын

So wise. So true

@Claudia-pm7wg

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch~ It's only too true~

@alireyes4219

5 жыл бұрын

Let the truth be told!

I’m watching this video at the end of March, 2022, and Mike’s comment at 2:08 about $5/gallon gas being “twice the national average” cracked me up. Love you guys!

@joereno955

2 жыл бұрын

$5 gas was the real deadly premonition

@snoodge-cv7fj

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, now the average is actually more than $5/gallon. it went up by .4 cents from yesterday.

@zadicuscinch3945

2 жыл бұрын

@@snoodge-cv7fj Just got back from visiting family, and it was up to $6 in some places by them

@sachah.1526

2 жыл бұрын

Its currently $5.55 where I'm at in the PNW

@paddock.corbin

Жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction.

When you realise Smoke made that big order to hold up CJ while the Ballas attacked

@KalilIllinois

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@fabielstruiken5536

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh😯

@rodgerclemens9139

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute

@xMsry7

4 жыл бұрын

While he was in the car?

@skinnybuddha8988

4 жыл бұрын

FBI: Delete this

You forgot in Red Dead 2's hunting how if you don't kill your prey in a single shot it'll horrifyingly shriek in pain until you end it. Still traumatized.

@BUKKAKEstego

4 жыл бұрын

Aww that wolf wimpering...😣

@psims7342

3 жыл бұрын

well judging by the entire segment id say he hasnt yet worked out you can just shoot an animal in the head with a rifle or varmint rifle without damaging the pelt, usually

@antennahead4978

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, I never used cover scent lotion and I still got plenty of perfect pelts. Headshots with the right gun that they tell you in the compendium

@eudico6814

2 жыл бұрын

Hell do you you hunt that shrieks?

@whatthehallbetch

2 жыл бұрын

I need to try this now

*I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.*

@TherapistJohnMatthews

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh nO My HeAlTh!" *puts dip right over her mouth*

@beewell1600

5 жыл бұрын

did he ordered for the 4 of them?

@VictorDomonik

5 жыл бұрын

@@beewell1600 lol no he didn't

@chadhouser6878

5 жыл бұрын

Big smoke?

@YI-hf6tv

5 жыл бұрын

*See you around, Officer.*

When CJ ran out of breath tryna get to Cluckin' Bell 😂😂😂😂😂

@StirrCrazy90

4 жыл бұрын

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

@whenyounutinhermouthandshe

4 жыл бұрын

@@StirrCrazy90 No shut up.

@capital_beaz4725

4 жыл бұрын

Felt that

@michaellind1281

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta eat to keep ya strenf up, man

Thought it'd be nice to have *timestamps* : 0:00 _Deadly Premonition_ 2:41 _GTA San Andreas_ 4:30 _Shenmue 2_ 7:03 _Robinson's Requiem_ 9:50 _The Getaway_ 12:27 _Red Dead Redemption 2_ 15:35 _Kingdom Come Deliverance_

@1fareast14

4 жыл бұрын

Wow! I think this makes up for your zp huniepop comments :)

@paradoxacres1063

4 жыл бұрын

@@1fareast14 HuniePop? What's that..? :p

@apesounds3408

4 жыл бұрын

Paradox Acres Please tell me the game at 0:10.

@ryanadena258

4 жыл бұрын

@@apesounds3408 darude sandstorm lol

@apesounds3408

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Adena funny funny 2009 joke

Hunting mechanics in RDR2 were epic. I loved how much thought they put into every part of that. How much your horse could haul, where you could keep the carcasses, how hides can usually just lay flat, how small game hangs off the side, etc.

*picks up a single stick* "This won't be enough" Yea no crap Sherlock

@fatbroccoli8

5 жыл бұрын

Shit*

@ahmadkazan7994

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@theelite8196

4 жыл бұрын

*shit

@coltmartin152

4 жыл бұрын

There's this one kid in my class who always used to say no ship Sherlock and it bugged the fuck out of me

@padraig9543

4 жыл бұрын

*shit

How about Fallout New Vegas on survival mode? The very idea of ammo weighing anything is terrifying

@matttheamerican3766

5 жыл бұрын

MaKaila Knight I love it. Makes you think about what to carry on a particular journey. Like in real life.

@agonleed3841

5 жыл бұрын

@@matttheamerican3766 lol Real life Running EVERYWHERE for a week and only 2hrs sleep. Killing deathclaws and giant death dealing cazadores and Literal fire ants

@bobsmith7066

5 жыл бұрын

You have clearly never played PUBG

@Leto85

5 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget the fact you'll have to drag that bazooka with you while being chased by police cars for stealing one candy too much without being noticed.

@JaKingScomez

5 жыл бұрын

@@agonleed3841 well you play as a human not the bugs am I right

You can't cover RDR2 realism without covering the sound a deer makes when you maim instead of killing it. It's 100% legit and the most heartbreaking sound in the world.

@The_Lone_Outlaw

4 жыл бұрын

Worst thing I’ve ever done. The devs practically forced that ptsd causing shit on you in the prologue part where you get the bow and told to hunt. Worst feeling ever.

@BigDaddy-je2nq

4 жыл бұрын

The Lone Outlaw That's nothing compared to when you shoot a bounty hunter from far away, think he's dead, and go to loot him but he's just curled up and moaning in the dirt

@bigbud6842

4 жыл бұрын

@@The_Lone_Outlaw never been hunting for real eh? No spine my friend?

@Jon-vi8tp

4 жыл бұрын

Big Bud they’re always ppl like you who make fun of someone for having emotions to make yourself seem tough and masculine but in reality it makes you look insecure😂

@Domothebushfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jon-vi8tp actually people like him have emotions they just don't use them in that way like me I like hunting irl it's fun not sad

1:59 _"$5 a gallon!? That's twice thd national average!"_ It's depressing just how poorly that line has aged.

@NerdyNightingale

10 ай бұрын

Was coming here in August 2023 to say the same

Surprised not to see an appearance of Far Cry 2's Malaria pills or the dreaded Alone in the Dark blinking mechanic

@ChiodosBlowsDogs

4 жыл бұрын

this wasn't really too real for me but, full helms in Kingdom Come come to mind where you can only see through these tiny rectangular slits but, who needs to see when you can take a mace to the dome

@robvanderlinden2439

4 жыл бұрын

I've got a trauma from farcry 2.

@hahaahaihate1084

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe farcry was cool

San Andreas's body changing mechanics were awesome! It added to the overall great customization options of the game. Surprisingly, because of these things, playing as only 1 character was actually more unique than gta v's 3.

@Sm0k3y707

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Roze I don’t think “unique” is the right word... I definitely cared more about my character in San Andreas. It’s the opposite, I think gta 5’s 3 characters was unique. Never seen that done before in any game..

@chillhour6155

5 жыл бұрын

Still R* Magnus opus

@Sparkyoo7

5 жыл бұрын

The ability to instantly kill someone in one punch after getting fully jacked was the best thing about that game 😂

@kendrickwhite995

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sm0k3y707 that is unique. All Gtas has characters, no other gta has that feature to change physical appearance

@Yawyna124

5 жыл бұрын

@@kendrickwhite995 GTA 5 is the first of Rockstar's sandbox games where you play as three different characters concurrently, each of them a different sort of trope figure, with their own sorts of missions, things they'll get up to, abilities, etc., and it's something rarely done in video games. Playing as only one character, however isn't the unique part about it. Skinny CJ, fat CJ, and buff CJ will always be CJ aside from minor tweaks to gameplay. All GTA's have had one protagonist at a time, including SA, and him possibly being fat, buff, etc. in appearance doeesn't change him from being that same protagonist; it's still not as unique as three different protagonists at the same time. It's different, perhaps subjectively more interesting of a mechanic than having multiple specialists with different specialties, but by itself, it doesn't amount up to being more unique.

Kingdom Come Deliverance is so realistic that one time I accidentally ran into a bull's horns and took damage.

@The_Lone_Outlaw

4 жыл бұрын

AM_NerdWarrior ...well shit...time to start a new playerthrough.

@RedYellowBird6889

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that's actually a really cool detail might pick up the game because of this

@deathreaper1366

4 жыл бұрын

lol I played it for a blt

@IroAppe

4 жыл бұрын

I believe that more games should have that. It isn't really tedious for the player at all, it just makes the world more significant. - Something sharp should hurt you.

@agavechillar3868

3 жыл бұрын

Kingdom Come is slow and realistic, but in a fun way. Details like these makes it a wonderful game. While RDR2, that I hoped would bring a similar experience, managed to make everything really tedious and boring.

I will always remember coming back to my student digs one night to find my 18 stone flatmate sat on a beanbag with KFC, a can of stella and a joint - while making CJ pound the gym in San Andreas

@KnakuanaRka

3 жыл бұрын

Mixolosopher 🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤣

The past few lists seem like the OX crew were like “what lists can we build around Red Dead 2?”

@mandygugs17

5 жыл бұрын

Matt D Outside Xbox has Red Dead and PlayStation Access has Metal Gear Solid

@HarryBillyBobGeorge

5 жыл бұрын

Someone strip away Andy's power before this becomes Outside Red Dead. Or Inside Red Dead at all times.

@shickey145

5 жыл бұрын

well outside xtra is about to become a smash channel so they may as well both specialize

@laurasaurus7399

5 жыл бұрын

It's the only way they can get Andy to come to work!

@mercuryshadow5445

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Hickey forgive my ignorance but what is a smash channel?

I was playing this simulation game recently, but ran into what I hoped was a bug and found myself trapped in this loop of working, reducing stress, sleeping, and repeating. I tried to restart the game to see if I could avoid it, and then I realized it wasn't a game at all.

@maxvel0city906

5 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for that promotion, just so I can put Level 2 on my desk. Who am I kidding I don't even have a desk.😥

@kallasantysanty6092

5 жыл бұрын

You will get 1 level every year in that game and the goal is to get as many leves before the game ends (the best players will get their names on the score board :).

@freeziboi3249

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone that works a desk job needs a hug, if I was there I'd hug y'all, I don't even work a desk job and I want to introduce my head to the wall at 95 miles an hour.

@kallasantysanty6092

5 жыл бұрын

@@freeziboi3249 It would be a waste of a perfectly good wall ... or just strap some pillows to it. Kittens and puppies also works wonders for some people (not straped on the walls, just around looking addorable).

@fan9775

5 жыл бұрын

The Sims?

"remember you have literally never brushed your teeth" wrong, people in medieval times had a general awareness of personal hygiene, including brushing your teeth, even for the lower classes, as toothbrushes ranged from actual traditional ones like we know them now, to simple sticks and twigs with their ends partially chewed up to use the wood fibers as brushes, and also the toothpaste recipe could vary based on social status and geographical area, the most common ones consisting in a mixture of ground up salt and spices and flowers like cloves, to freshen you breath

@Odragaozen

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. I hate this shit, when modern people want to be cool and say all the people born before them were all dirty primates covered in dirt and eating shit. I think there are some people today that have worst higiene then most medieval people.

@idkidc7513

4 жыл бұрын

Spaniards: aight

@fatpenguin0089

4 жыл бұрын

He could have been referring to the fact you dont brush your teeth as a game play element but do have to worry about hangovers

@Bocchi-the-Rock_

3 жыл бұрын

Well actually they would regularly use urine and feces in everyday practices such as cooking or cleaning wounds. You don't think people were dirty back then? See what bird feces and mud does for you next time you get a cut

@Bocchi-the-Rock_

3 жыл бұрын

Also, spices? Hahahahaha, even the richest nobles in the land had to pay out the ass for spices. Rosewater maybe, but spices? You're definitely erring on the side of the very rich, not the average. In fact, people who were poor would have better teeth, as eating large amount of sugars will ruin your teeth. However this, much like gout, was a sign of wealth, and people would fuck up their teeth so it looked like they were rich or capable enough to regularly eat sweets. Go ahead, say something else stupid

Shenmu 2 reminds me of that joke game Penn and Teller made about driving a bus with a broken steering wheel in real time across America lmao

@AnimationAirlines

3 жыл бұрын

shemue 3 is also broing, idk how people played it

@orang1921

2 жыл бұрын

desert bus

@JoshuaJacobs83

2 жыл бұрын

I know I’m late but that game is real and called Desert Bus

to each their own. I love the immersive realism in RDR2 and Kingdom Come Deliverence. It's what drew me to the games.

@biasedconfirmations

5 жыл бұрын

Shhh they don't realise that some games aren't for 9 year old normies with ADHD. (an ever decreasing amount) Let them play Forkknife and Fallout 69.

@Snoopy11723

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@Snoopy11723

5 жыл бұрын

@@biasedconfirmations pickle rick... Dabbing on haters since 1945

@stupid2574

5 жыл бұрын

they forgot to mention monk simulator in Kingdom Come

@Oswald_Thatendswald

5 жыл бұрын

@@stupid2574 lol that was my favorite part of the game. I was so into the detective aspect of it.

I could watch this video but my RDR2 horse isn't gonna brush itself, *"yerr all right girrll"*

@Sin05269

5 жыл бұрын

It doesn't brush itself until bonding level 5.

@macsmith2013

5 жыл бұрын

The stable clerk is always giving me shit about not feeding my horse enough. Jerk.

@joshuagee6717

5 жыл бұрын

Is that the way I'm percieved when I'm out of bfe

@TH3L33TM3XICAN

5 жыл бұрын

Well fuckin feed em man!

@YourPalKindred

5 жыл бұрын

@@redcrow4533 spoilers ffs

As someone who’s personally skinned several deer, they absolutely gave the realism a break. It can take hours depending on your gear, the size of the animal, and how cold it is.

@justmonica9253

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, to be fair, most of these do not actually align with reality. The point is it takes far longer than a game more focussed on moment to moment tactile fun would ever dare, in an effort to elude to a realistic lingering.

@jaylcfcable

2 жыл бұрын

Were you expecting a video game to have a cutscene lasting hours everytime your player skins a deer? Your comment is a sorry excuse for a humble brag

@Jessie_Helms

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaylcfcable my point being he skins animals faster than you unwrap Christmas presents. It’s more realistic than most games but it’s not hyper realism. It’s on par in terms of timing and realism of any basic survival mechanics in a game like tracking food, sleep, or water on a vaguely realistic timescale. Considering most people with internet access have never skinned an animal, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to point out that fact. It’s not a humble brag if it’s neither showing off nor trying to be fake humble.

@hiheyxd

2 жыл бұрын

Waste of time and useless, skinning every animals you've killed would be pain in the ass as if the current skinning was fast at all Too much realistic and the game get heavier as if the game wasn't 100+GB already Imagine if it's put on online I thank god they have the simple magical skinning and fast in online

@SyndicateOperative

2 жыл бұрын

If it's taking hours, that's a skill issue, not a gear or quarry issue.

A few DLCs in and Kingdom Come: Deliverance still doesn't require me to safely relieve myself or risk soiling my pants. Very disappointed in the lack of realism there.

@ChrisEzio

3 жыл бұрын

Try hardcore mod

Hmmm, desert bus. Where if you break something 3 hours in, you have to be towed, in real time, for 3 hours, back to the start....

@SirMethos

5 жыл бұрын

Does anyone actually play that aside from the Desert Bus for Hope people though? Still, it *would* certainly fit the list.

@randomchick1234

5 жыл бұрын

Manyatruenerd and nerdcubed did one time, in vr.

@aidancox5481

5 жыл бұрын

Emerson and they screwed it up minutes from completion, if I remember right

@weebymcweaberson8145

5 жыл бұрын

My friend actually managed to complete Desert Bus, for some ungodly reason

@anarchist135

5 жыл бұрын

“It’s not a glitch it’s a feature” to paraphrase penn himself

Literally the majority of Manual Samuel! You have to: A: Control Samuel’s breathing B: Move INDIVIDUAL limbs C: Complete simple tasks And this is all while Death is screwing every thing you do by trying to land a GODDDAMN KICKFLIP!

@Sir_Steven

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that kickflip was pretty sick when he finally landed it.

@scepta101

5 жыл бұрын

That game was gold

@lucapiemonti3584

5 жыл бұрын

Also have to manually blink. And later, speak. This game is like the ultimate exercise in multitasking: breath, blink, move individual limbs. Maybe while driving a car, why not?

@PiePierrot

5 жыл бұрын

True lol, although that game was intentionally made to be hard af, haha. I think in this case they're referring more so to games that tried to add realism but failed miserably. XD

@chrismarcellh6797

5 жыл бұрын

if you hold your breath you dont have to breath as much, pro tip

WOW that joke about $5pg gas being too expensive aged beautifully

KCD’s realism was just on point. Some people say it’s a hardcore medieval simulator but I enjoyed everything in this game. Combat was challenging and fighting against several opponents was nearly always a death sentence.

The healing by resting against a wall seems to me like an homage to resembling movies rather than an element of alleged realism.

What, you can't craft homing tomahawks? Kids these days... no skills.

@sneeznoodle

5 жыл бұрын

We all got hit by homing tomahawks so hard we forgot

@Prince_Smugarina

5 жыл бұрын

Pfft, kids these days, can't figure out, that Thanos taught us how to make those Tomahawks... Perfectly balanced, just as all things should be. Its like a whip. Use it right, you can swing like spiderman from street light to street light.

@ashb7

5 жыл бұрын

Agent 47 certainly has the skills, he upgraded to a homing briefcase

The heavy breathing sound in DayZ still gives me PTSD to different days.

@NutSaxs

3 жыл бұрын

Despite the fact that hands make you rock hard.

“You don’t have enough money for this item” is too real in and of itself!

I don't think RDR2's realism is bad. It's movement mechanics actually make you feel like a human inhabitant of the game world which I love.

@unsweeteneddoll

4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love the hunting realism in RDR2 and the game would be worse without it

@insanecuckooman8342

4 жыл бұрын

then you must have no life. for the rest of us who actually have jobs, a 20 minute horse ride just to do a quest is too much realism thank you.

@oxOsicknessOxo

4 жыл бұрын

@@insanecuckooman8342 ever heard of fast travel? Plus it doesn't even take 20 minutes to get from one side of the complete map to the opposite unless you get distracted by random events or hunting which you are complaining about.

@Monti1999

4 жыл бұрын

I love it too and i want much much more of it!

@keorifice

4 жыл бұрын

i love how the snow crunches under the players feet and leaves tracks, and the grass and trees blowing in the wind💓

They forgot to mention you could actually DIE from being overweight in GTA. You would randomly collapse of a heart attack

@rautamiekka

2 жыл бұрын

Really ? That's a surprise. Might actually be the 1st I hear that was in a game.

@Livi2112

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually a myth, there's no code or anything that would cause it in the game.

@jamesjammiejam

2 жыл бұрын

@@Livi2112 but I've done it. I don't think the code would be a heart attack, you'd just randomly die from being overweight. Maybe it was a glitch? I remember my character was full fat and at 100% health and I died while running to get more buckets of chicken

@Livi2112

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesjammiejam could've just been a glitch because I know it isn't a feature in the game

I loved the realism in San Andreas, one of the main things I wish they’d bring back. It wasn’t that hard to eat enough or get ripped lol 😂 encorages you to piss around and enjoy urself aswell as doing the main story missions. Can’t believe everyone else hated it lol

@rautamiekka

2 жыл бұрын

Agree. The like 1h feels like 1y getting ripped, but it's well worth it.

@Jbatley1

2 жыл бұрын

@@rautamiekka it was a fun game, by far the best product to come out of rockstar period I recon. I mean RDR and RDR2 are masterpieces (story wise), but San Andreas was so realistic at the time it was 10 million miles ahead of any other story mode game of its time in terms of realism. Wish they still made games like that! Think they’re just raking in the online profits of gta and rdr2 at the mo though. Shame! I miss a good story based game in an open world 😢, times change though I guess!

@deandrenicholas2545

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jbatley1 have you played either of the Horizon games? Sorry had no realism whatsoever, but it is still a really good sci fi sorry in an open world

"5 dollars a gallon is twice the national average!" boy, do I wish I was still living in 2018

Actually people in medieval times would clean there teeth by rinsing them with warm vinegar or wine and then wiping there teeth using a rough cloth to dry and get any gunk off of their teeth. This combined with the fact that only the rich could afford sugar actually meant that a lot less people had dental problems because most of what people ate back then was vegetables, bread, or meat and that generally meant that people where much healthier than now because they constantly exercised. Though they did live much shorter lives because of the constant stress of their live styles at the time.

@richiebrowne6302

5 жыл бұрын

I have learned something new

@BFedie518

5 жыл бұрын

They were not healthier. They lived shorter lives because of starvation and *disease* Their teeth were cleaner though, yes.

@boyguy4751

5 жыл бұрын

KnightDragon Slayer I think he meant in the game

@zashgekido5616

5 жыл бұрын

Knock knock *its disease.*

@NekiCat

5 жыл бұрын

Though instead of sugar there were other problems for teeth. Grain was made into flour with a grindstone, but the stone itself was ground up as well in the process. This means there was stone dust inside the flour, which damaged the teeth over time.

I feel like at every pitch for a video Jane always tries to incorporate snacks into her parts "Okay Mike, great idea but what if...and hear me out here...what if snacks"

@J624

5 жыл бұрын

but she never actually puts anything in her mouth. she always just mimes it very obviously and then stops short just a bit too long before the camera cuts away.

@kallasantysanty6092

5 жыл бұрын

@@J624 Try to do 10-15 takes of one part with a snack and still do it with a smile :) It is better to just fake it and eat the snacks after that.

@J624

5 жыл бұрын

Kallasanty Santy true. But then again, chocolate. 😀

@kallasantysanty6092

5 жыл бұрын

@@J624 Even chocolate can be bad for you if you eat to many bars in one day :) Honey on the other hand ... ok that is a tipe of sugar too. Toffi ... eeee ok maybe a salad then?? Just hold the mayo till you end filming :P

@J624

5 жыл бұрын

@@kallasantysanty6092 bad for you, yes, but oh so tasty...

Andy's unbridled spite for the Shenmue series gives me life.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is probably my favourite RPG of all time. However, I can't believe you didn't pick the bit where you literally have to spend a week as a monk, doing monk stuff like illuminating books and praying.

I just don't get why in so many games. You move at normal speed, but days pass about 8 times as fast, and you need 8 times as much food and water.

@moosemaimer

5 жыл бұрын

In real life you can go three days without water and three weeks without food, but survival games seem to think you can't walk a couple of miles without an entire crate of supplies on your back like you're conquering the poles.

@poshboy4749

5 жыл бұрын

@@moosemaimer Can you last three days while jumping, running, and killing big spiders though?

@alexl1178

5 жыл бұрын

@@poshboy4749 Touche. I can't last 3 seconds doing that. Nope. Nuh-uh.

@infinitedeath1384

5 жыл бұрын

@@moosemaimer Generally, it appears as though humans can survive without any food for 30-40 days, as long as they are properly hydrated. Severe symptoms of starvation begin around 35-40 days.

@DreamStepper

5 жыл бұрын

@@poshboy4749 Technically yes the human body is perfectly capable if trained efficiently. It's our endurance that gave us the edge over most predators in our earliest history afterall.

I actually really liked Kingdom Come Deliverance. The game was so immersive I practically felt like I was there, in 15th century Bohemia, going on real adventures.

@ChrisEzio

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. But What after this?

@lonewanderer1328

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisEzio KCD 2 when?

Ah yes, the good ol days when 5 bucks a gallon was expensive for gas... Those were the times

RDR2's hunting minigame was pretty fun imo. How involved it was made it feel like that much more of an accomplishment. BTW u guys got it a bit wrong, it wasn't that you have to use your bow or small caliber rifle. The knife would never damage a pelt, but it's impossible to use on some animals. The actual point was to use the *correct* weapon to suit your prey. Which meant you had to prepare properly instead of just finding targets of opportunity (sometimes). And you wouldn't know what weapon to use until you've studied it, which means you had to spot it with binoculars or examine its body. This would also allow you to identify its tracks.

What about Far Cry 2? You had a pretty mixed bag of realism, with map holding and navigation, weapon jams and failures, and malaria. Just .... Malaria.

@AnDom

5 жыл бұрын

Best Far Cry.

@DontKloppMeNow

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnDom I could never finish it because of the tedious repetition. Besides was it really better than 3 or 4?

@tylerchenoweth5017

5 жыл бұрын

The malaria and gun jamming wasn't that bad. FC2 was a decent game that I beat years ago and would love to play again.

@argylega

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently in one of the pre-release builds of the game you could start a fire in the beginning and just sit there, and eventually it would spread to the final boss & kill him.

@freeziboi3249

5 жыл бұрын

@@argylega That's the most patient thing I've ever heard anyone do.

The only skill I maxed out in Kingdom Come: Deliverance was drinking! Much like in real life...Although Henry doesn't say "I love you" to everyone who passes by...

@TribuneAquila

5 жыл бұрын

My Henry won every fight he ever had, except for one, the fight against alcohol.

@megawix1227

5 жыл бұрын

Same for me! Though my Henry doesn't laugh at everyone and says g'day to strangers

@aureliuszeta3037

5 жыл бұрын

Random villager in Rattay: "Hey, Henry's come to see us 😮" Alcoholic Henry: "SHADDAP I DIDN'T COME TO SHEE YOUUU ASSHHOLESSS 😠Who caresssh about a shtupid shhwordd *hic* Cumansshghg can kisshh my asssssh *trips over his own feet into some dung*

@iplaygames8090

5 жыл бұрын

Once ended on a roof of bloody castle (not sure if thruth beyond this point) being sieged by the guards

You havent experienced hyper realism until you have played Kingdom Come: Deliverance. The shit is literally insane.

@bigbud6842

4 жыл бұрын

It's not hyper realism it's just the only game that even attempts at medieval realism.

@BigJonahJ

4 жыл бұрын

It takes a little brain power to play, is that not something you possess?

@abctutnichtweh1

4 жыл бұрын

I played it, not really that crazy imo, great game tho

@hunterkoons2008

4 жыл бұрын

The combat is certainly the most realistic I've seen, but the survival mechanics sort of just feel tacked on, not that I dont find it funny that your character can sustain himself on only alchohol, or that you can clear a bandit camp completely hammered once you've got a good set of plate armour.

@dailybugle2147

4 жыл бұрын

Just started playing the game. Loving it so far. My favorite is alchemy. It seems pretty realistic and fun

As an un-initiated, that GTA clip is actually EVERYTHING......

"The CJ stands for Completely Jacked! The X is meaningless."

@Grim_Sister

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it marked the spot

@cleanrenewablebenergy2960

5 жыл бұрын

The X isn’t completely meaningless. It actually stands for ‘XallyouhadtodowasfollowthedamntrainCJ’

@NerdsterStein

5 жыл бұрын

@@cleanrenewablebenergy2960 .... that got me good

@QuadrielAnderson

5 жыл бұрын

It's true, I'm the X

@sneeznoodle

5 жыл бұрын

@@cleanrenewablebenergy2960 Ahhhhhhh It was so simple! Why didn't I know??

Two hour hike you say? *LAUGHS IN DESERT BUS*

@ZeldaTheSwordsman

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Of course, _that_ was a prank game designed by comedians.

@BakedPotato13

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like desert bus is saying "hold my beer because I have to drive"

@hildcit

4 жыл бұрын

Death Stranding

@typacsk

4 жыл бұрын

*(laughs in field biologist)*

@0Fyrebrand0

4 жыл бұрын

What gets me even more is that girl has seemingly never even heard of Japan...

7:29 Forget dying of gangrene, that was the most painfully slow crash I've ever seen. . .

Wow that line about $5/gallon gas hits a lot different in 2022.

You know Jane's commitment to snacking is serious when she's painted her nails to match her snacks.

"The Ex is meaningless" - The Jane Douglas lecture series for the recently heartbroken.

“That’s twice the natural average (referring to gas that costs 5 dollars)” well…..this didn’t age well

Gas is currently over $5 a gallon… I’d say deadly premonition is spot on!

I love hunting in RDR2. It's one of my favorite pastimes. When you read the info on the animal and then use the proper weapon and ammo to kill it and get a perfect pelt... It's just too good

@neonicplays

4 жыл бұрын

Nasser Almulaifi things you skin while holding it, varmint rifle. Things that have a “carpet” on your horse. Repeater headshot or bow. Big animals (can only skin, can’t stop carcass) rifle headshot

@The_Lone_Outlaw

4 жыл бұрын

The only part about hunting I hate in that game...is when you accidentally wound a dear... That shit will break a man. Worst goddamn thing I’ve ever witnessed, real life or video games, and Ive killed deer in real life.

@FuraFaolox

4 жыл бұрын

Hunting is really fun in RDR2. Idk what this guy is talking about.

@diamondknight67

4 жыл бұрын

Have any of you tried killing a fox in Zelda breath of the wild just kidding I’m not that soft

@hahaahaihate1084

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god....

"Japan? Where's that?"

That snack at the beginning was sake KitKat! Nice! 👍🏾

I loved rdr2 but I agree the pelt star system was dumb. And needing the pelts from 3 different huge animals to crafts a satchel is ridiculous.

The reason I stopped playing The Getaway because I couldn’t figure out where to go. Now it all makes sense.

@hozzy2649

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the getaway. And I finally finished it once I learnt there was healing. Seriously, I had to find that out accidentally.

@Donscottmusic

5 жыл бұрын

I believe there is a cheat code that gives you infinite health for "The Getaway".

@johnvarley4561

4 жыл бұрын

I loved the game, but hated the way it took 30 fucking minutes to get anywhere. The 1:1 scale was impressive and my old man loved watching me play because he could recognise the streets, but at the same time it took so damn long to get to your missions. It got so boring you'd inevitably commit a crime to spice the journey up, then get caught by police and have to restart the whole thing. Pretty much my only gripe with the game, I have very fond memories otherwise

@anti-ethniccleansing465

4 жыл бұрын

John Varley I adored that game back in the day! I finished that, as well as the sequel, but never even got close to finishing the much more lauded over GTA: Vice City (I got stuck on some quest where you have to fly a helicopter inside a parking garage iirc and pick up a set amount of items with it or something - it was timed though and because the controls were wonky I could never get it done in time or couldn't find all the items I needed). I am an Anglophile, and would just LOVE a new generation Get Away game!! The fact it represented so much of London was sooo cool. Only thing is if they did it for current times, it won't even feel like London anymore, with all the immigrants there and their shops etc. They should do a 80s era story, like Vice City, so it would still feel authentically English. So sad that this is the truth of the matter.

"The X is meaningless." Classic Jane. "Now I feel worse." Classic Mike. "You've got scurvy." Classic Andy... sadly.

@moosemaimer

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, don't laugh, a former friend of mine actually got scurvy. You know how they call beer liquid bread? Bread isn't known for possessing lots of vitamin C.

@nymalous3428

5 жыл бұрын

moosemaimer That's terrible. Sorry to hear that. I am aware that scurvy still affects people today, which is a shame. Hope the friend is better.

@nymalous3428

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize it when I wrote it, but it almost looks like I was posting a conversation, rather than snippets of dialogue.

Gonna go ahead and throw Death Stranding under this bus

"I play video games, does it look like I know how to eat healthy and sleep properly" at this line I just had to slam that like button because for a video about realism it was just too real

This is definitely one of my biggest pet peeves in games. This, and forcing me to repair something like a pipe wrench because it degrades after bashing a handful of enemies with it. Have you ever held a pipe wrench?!?!

@moosemaimer

5 жыл бұрын

It always seems like one of those holdovers from really early games where they had to use very simple rules for everything. >hit *door* with *rock* -Your *rock* is now damaged. ????????

@insertname1667

5 жыл бұрын

I mean they're still not indestructible but yeah smacking a few unamoured shmucks with one is hardly going to do anything to it.

@HCBYRD

5 жыл бұрын

Moosemaimer If the rock was flint, it would just become more deadly: "your rock has sharpened".

@FallenEmbers33

5 жыл бұрын

Agree on all counts, but trust me, I could spend the rest if my life bashing squishy zombies with a pipe wrench and never need a new one. Lol ( :

@insertname1667

5 жыл бұрын

FallenEmbers as long as you kept it clean anyway, I do remember breaking one myself because I hadn't looked after it and didn't realise the rust on it had actually compromised the handle's integrity, snapped fairly easily when trying to loosen up a pipe fitting.

How about in Kingdom Hearts II when, at the beginning of the game, you have to do about an hour’s worth of part-time jobs in order to get enough money to buy a train ticket, just to have it promptly stolen from you from a guy in a black trench coat?

@lordeilluminati

5 жыл бұрын

at least you dont have to seek a tiny fish in the size of a pixel in the first Kingdom Hearts. Even on the remaster (and modern TVs that are bigger than the old CRT i used when played on the first time) is difficult to find the fishes to progress. The minigames are annoying but you have the option to meet the gang early and not give the amount needed (you dont gain 2AP bonus start though)

@enderholten

5 жыл бұрын

You don't have to! You can go to the station after doing one job! The rest of your group will get the rest of the money!

$5/gallon being twice the national average… Man, life used to be so good.

$5/gallon is a lot? *laughs in Californian*

@ShamanAlchemist

4 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in USA*

@connorleonard4047

3 жыл бұрын

Man its $1.80 a gallon here

You forgot the most realistic game ever, Luke's Kingdom Come Deliverance Survival Simulation =)

#1 00:43 - Deadly Premonition (Mike) #2 02:41 - GTA San Andreas (Jane) #3 04:30 - Shenmue 2 (Andy) #4 07:03 - Robinson's Requiem (Mike) #5 09:50 - The Getaway (Jane) #6 12:27 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (Andy, of course) #7 15:35 - Kingdom Come Deliverance (Mike) 18:12 - Outro (Jane)

@maxvel0city906

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks I salute you for your contribution 👍👊

@mharits2522

5 жыл бұрын

dude, spoilers

@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt

5 жыл бұрын

jimmi høvring spoilers. Not everyone has finished every game. Some of us have budgets and schedules to deal with.

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the list.

@thegreatpineapple4425

5 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt Yeah. A proper list of timestamps is always better than frantically trying to skip ahead while watching. PS access videos have done this to me countless times.

That joke about 5 bucks a gallon hits different in 2022

Here in 2022, that joke about gas prices being $5 a gal hits a little different...

Gas is $5 a gallon? And I thought $2 a gallon was a lot. My dad remembers paying like $0.05 a gallon at the air force base. At $5 a gallon, we’ll start doing Mad Max stuff in which everyone steals gas from everyone else

@therockstarknight666

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Nesvick I for one would welcome such a world, as long as it means we get rad leather jackets, cool cars, and flamethrower guitarists.

@kingofbengland

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, petrol's more than £5 a (imperial) gallon in the UK and has been for years; not far off using a US gallon either at £1.2xx a litre.

@diariodefoto

5 жыл бұрын

Don't EVER come to Brazil, we're already doing the Mad Max stuff.

@deathsdoor07

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Nesvick Some places it's six dollars like in CA.

@KarriKoivusalo

5 жыл бұрын

If any fuel station sold gasoline for $5 a gallon where I live, you wouldn't see the either end at the middle of the queue. Current price is 6.9 per for premium fuel.

The real horror is going back to Shenmue II to capture the footage for this video, I am so sorry.

@Cavemanner

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out. No watermark. My heart goes out to whoever had to capture that.

@fireblade295

5 жыл бұрын

I could actually feel the pain of playing Shenmue 2....actually felt my soul dying, slowly and painfully.

@tac7288

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cavemanner Holy fuck your name scared the hell out of me. Mine is so similar to yours.

@MaxNMotion

5 жыл бұрын

agentsanta47 and then you realize you forgot to hit the record button 😳

@matttheamerican3766

5 жыл бұрын

There’s nothing wrong the graphics for Shenmue 2.

"Thats twice the national average!" *Cries in 2022*

"An extortionate $5 a gallon!" Me in 2022: *le sigh

I heard Mr. Morgan at like 0:50 and immediately thought you were talking about RDR2 before even looking at the name. I’m in too deep.

@AlexJohnson-sd3qk

5 жыл бұрын

Oh there’s RDR2 here anyway. Hell yeah. Definitely not in too deep.

@ashleysmith1276

5 жыл бұрын

I'm never gonna be able to hear 'Mr Morgan' again without responding "Evening fellers"

@macwolf2863

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@HydraxSly202

5 жыл бұрын

Same, though. XD

@TheForbiddenOne55

5 жыл бұрын

I know a guy named Kieran and he will forever be called "the O'Driscoll boy". You're not the only one lost to the abyss that is RDR2 lol

What about the reboot of Alone in the dark? Where you had to manually blink using a dedicated button in order to see properly.

@ionastewart8814

5 жыл бұрын

Peteral You're joking! That sounds like the most frustrating thing ever!

@brandonjohnson633

5 жыл бұрын

Iona Stewart As someone who played the Alone in the dark reboot (and hated it) I assure you it’s every bit as annoying as it sounds

@gamesandglory1648

5 жыл бұрын

Even worse is Manuel Samuel where you have to manually breath, blink, move each one visual let one at a.time, and more

@pca1987

5 жыл бұрын

But that's not actually realistic is it? We don't have to think about blinking to do it. It is automatic. So... Not having to manually blink is more realistic than having to do so.

@CookieManFrfr

5 жыл бұрын

You mean the one on ps2? Because i played it a long time ago and don't remember that

Can tell this video is 3 years old, started seeing $6 per gallon now. Weird how that mechanic became even more realistic.

The “bullets damage pelts” thing was the most annoying. You know how most people hunt? With bullets!

@pandapotato1617

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought that as long as you shot an animal in the head it should be a perfect pelt because for pretty much all animals you don’t take the skin from the head

@dogstar7925

3 жыл бұрын

you usually can headshot something to get a perfect pelt, so long as it's not small game - the "bullets damage pelts" isn't a hard and fast rule, despite what the game tells you

@SyndicateOperative

2 жыл бұрын

@@dogstar7925 The calibre that's safe to use on each animal in red dead redemption 2 varies, with higher calibre rounds not ruining the pelt via headshots for things like Bison, as far as I can remember. That said, as far as I'm aware, most people aim for the heart, not the head, when hunting.

"A plank of *uninteresting* wood" What does a plank of *interesting* wood look like then Andy?

@dragon-kitty

5 жыл бұрын

In Andy's case? If it has John or Arthur's face on it

@raymondv.m4230

5 жыл бұрын

You have not lived if you can't answer this question.

@moosemaimer

5 жыл бұрын

Tiger maple? Walnut burl? Ooh, rainbow eucalyptus!

@burntothemax1389

5 жыл бұрын

A Plank of wood, duh

@rok371

5 жыл бұрын

Ever watch Ed, Edd n Eddy?

A game with basic needs like eating, drinking, car that consume fuel and other can be nice, the only issue is that in most game you stave to death in 10 minutes and your car can only run 15 minutes on a fuel tank, if those mechanics used more realistic time scale it would be more enjoyable. Having the possibility to become fat or strong in GTA was actually fun and since you aren't forced to eat, you can't complain about being fat and loosing ability. Same for hangover, if the game forced you to get drunk I could understand how annoying it would be, but when drinking is YOUR choice, why would you complain... I never played this game, but the hunting aspect of Red Dead Redemption 2 sound actually really nice.

@thelordoflasagna

5 жыл бұрын

Demongornot play red dead it’s a masterpiece it’s in my top 3

@Demongornot

5 жыл бұрын

@@thelordoflasagna I only have a PC, so...

@thompsonator4696

4 жыл бұрын

@@Demongornot it's on PC now.

@Demongornot

4 жыл бұрын

@@thompsonator4696 Yup, thanks ! It's already on my Steam wishlist, I'll wait for the price to get down (I haven't got time for game like that for the moment anyway)

@acmaiden5236

4 жыл бұрын

KCD drunkery wasnt that bad. Try Witcher 1 where you have to get drunk to complete a quest but then have to walk back to the tavern at .5 m/h

"Games should have a little more realism" *Game creators impliment realism* *These guys make this video*

Deadly Premonition's $5/gal, hearing Mike say "extortionate" and "twice the national average" Oh, you sweet Summer child, Mike. I come to you from 2022. You'll want to stand up for this.

"Get ye flask" "You can not get ye flask". Just like real life...

@TylerThomas

4 жыл бұрын

A beautiful and cultured reference. And you just have to sit and wonder why on earth you can’t get ye flask.

So I tried a cereal, jam and turkey sandwich. My review? Don't.

@maxlittlewood

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sableaglefrosties. Was that my mistake?

@maxlittlewood

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sableagle well I've been put off the cereal jam turkey sandwich tbh but if you have the audacity to go that extra mile do get back to me

@dearone1

5 жыл бұрын

I salute your bravery.

@Trainerlynx

5 жыл бұрын

That's because you did it in the wrong order its supposed to be Turkey, jam, and then cereal. By adding the cereal first you've definitely ruined it.

@dearone1

5 жыл бұрын

@@Trainerlynx [disapproves in Spanish]

Watching this in 2022, where gas prices have in fact reached $5/gallon just hits different.

The game “This War of Mine” has a mental health mechanic. If you do things like kill or steal, your mental health can worsen. If it worsens enough, you can get to the point where your character will literally stop moving and just sit on the floor crying. The next day they’ll either abandon their shelter or literally commit suicide. Makes a depressing game so much sadder.

No outlast battery life? But even then that battery life is NIT REALISTIC.

@Gamer3427

5 жыл бұрын

Or really any game that has battery life, for that matter. I don't know where game developers are buying their cheap batteries, but from my experience, things like flashlights will last more than twenty seconds before being completely drained......

@razenoid1554

5 жыл бұрын

Cough cough fnaf cough cough

@mazrimtaim3107

5 жыл бұрын

@@Gamer3427 Lol imagine if you only needed batteries every 8 hours real time. That's why I don't mind the short life usually

@Gamer3427

5 жыл бұрын

@@mazrimtaim3107 I can agree that it has to have some sort of balance there because if games went "realistic" with most things like that, they'd effectively be non-present. That being said, while I don't mind the concept of short battery life in games compared to reality, most games tend to go overboard with it to where it's less like you're going through batteries quickly, and more like you're trying to scrape a few extra seconds out of a dead set of batteries......

@mazrimtaim3107

5 жыл бұрын

@@Gamer3427 Oh yeah, I definitely agree with you. I was just imagining a game where the flashlight lasted a few hours lol

What of course people of Middle-ages use to brush their teeth, they use to use a “chew sticks” these were made from small ever-green twigs, and where possible twigs from aromatic trees, which would have given a more freshening breath, however, the development of the first purpose-made toothbrush dates back to around 3000BC. Seeing as most bodies and skulls from the period Middle-ages dug up have had reasonable good teeth compare with the hardship of life & Diet.

@opflug1977

5 жыл бұрын

It's because sugar was so rare. Teeth rot didn't become common until after Middle Eastern Sugar increased and then sky-rocketed with Caribbean sugar.

@Nerobyrne

5 жыл бұрын

while they probably didn't know this, it's also important to keep in mind that just because someone had invented it, doesn't mean that it was used in other places. Things like carbon-steel, mathematics as well as various medical practises we'd consider modern were invented and forgotten by various cultures all around the world until we finally managed to get some kind of global science network going around the time of the enlightenment.

@LaikaLycanthrope

5 жыл бұрын

North American Natives who had maize in their diets also had bad teeth, due to the high sugar content of that food. Also keep in mind that people tended to die younger, and sometimes with problems we associate with a much older age now. Many of 'em simply didn't have enough time for their teeth to deteriorate much.

@danielarosindo

4 жыл бұрын

@zouni it was, yes. From a kind of betula, apparently

@PoliticallyDonutTasty

4 жыл бұрын

LaikaLycanthrope Actually, people in the Middle Ages got pretty old, of course not as old as today, but the life expectancy is getting pulled down because of the widespread infant mortality. That is why the average lifespan sits at around 30 years while it should be sitting around 60-70 years for the ones who survived their first three years.

the $5 a gallon joke sure aged well

This game convinced me to get Shenmue 2 just now, I'll be back to tell how it went.

@MrDiaxus

4 жыл бұрын

Update? lol

@lorehammer40k4

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrDiaxus He's only like halfway down that path by now, give him a few more weeks.

@NOTZeroBlank

4 жыл бұрын

Its been months now...

@ChristophBrinkmann

Ай бұрын

4 years now

My godfather has told us about playing some war game and it had a part where the main character had to travel some great distance (I don’t remember the places they were traveling between) via jet in real time, which was at least several hours. He would just do other stuff while waiting and he kept dying and having to wait to get there again and find something to do again. At one point, he got there and was shot down IMMEDIATELY! He was furious. ........Then he realized you can skip to the battle........

@Anko.ks_

5 жыл бұрын

KestrelDC Godfather? You sure it isnt grandfather? Unless you are italian or an mafioso. Or both

@theoriginaldylangreene

5 жыл бұрын

@@Anko.ks_ You don't have Godparents?

@Anko.ks_

5 жыл бұрын

No, I don't think so atleast

@azuredragoon2054

5 жыл бұрын

@@Anko.ks_ Godparents are a thing some families do. It usually has to do with family friends, much like Sirius Black was Harry Potter's Godfather.

@Anko.ks_

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, i see

The Witcher 3 Paperchase quest from Blood and Wine is a great example. You get the mother of all runarounds trying to withdraw money at a bank, only to discover that the reward wasn’t worth it.

@MandaiPL

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it's about the journey, not the destination. Except that Shenmue 2 hours stroll. That's just unholy.

@mustafahussam9616

5 жыл бұрын

XD I second that

@BlacknessInTheLight

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed all the way through that quest, and not only because I guessed what was coming the moment I saw that it was named Paperchase. That quest is hilarious xD

@furioserkaktus6561

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that quest actually a reference to The Twelve Tasks of Asterix? I mean, one of the documents is called Permit A38.

@RohenBlackwolf

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yes I remember that movie, the madness of Bureaucracy

"Pay an extortionate $5 a gallon." Well... about that

Alright this was ABSOLUTELY your funniest video yet! The Shenmue one I FELT

How about that ladder in MGS3? I mean the epic James Bond esque song was cool and all but I swear that climb took all night!

@SimulatedGoat

5 жыл бұрын

What a thrill

What is it with oxbox and eating their hands in stressful situations? We need hands to play videogames!

2:04 "$5 a gallon is twice the national average!" Me, in 2022: Well actually..

While we're on this topic, I'd like to bring up injustice 2. The characters faces are so realistic that they remind me of people I know. Catwoman reminds me of my 3rd grade teacher, Firestorm reminds me of my cousin, that inmate that got his throat slit by Robin reminds me of my friend from 6th grade, so on so forth. It disturbs me.