Don’t end up in jail bro… Learn how to accept payments legally in my new course fireship.io/courses/stripe-saas

@vaisakhkm783

Ай бұрын

can i use stripe for making silk road clone from prison??

@TraceursMonkey

Ай бұрын

Your videos are what keeps me sane on the floating line of coding. Thanks

@_aullik

Ай бұрын

"Learn how to accept payments legally" by becoming a politician in the US

@gatonegro187

Ай бұрын

I was in prison. It fucking sucks, you're surrounded by hundreds of dum dums.... Fireship I was craving this more than crack. Can you send me some of those Fireship dmt meds?

@cryptout

Ай бұрын

Good thing I never learned PHP

Lying to customers... nothing Lying to investors: straight to jail

@CoconutKhajiit

Ай бұрын

Well, goes to show who really sets the rules

@josiah_maddux

Ай бұрын

Customers can sue companies for lying

@ChamplooMusashi

Ай бұрын

@@josiah_maddux and win absolutely fucking nothing

@ckpioo

Ай бұрын

is it really that surprising?

@eus9

Ай бұрын

Lying to the public as a politician: also nothing

Nikola suing tesla for brand confusion is hilarious

@fuzzy-02

Ай бұрын

Manwhile Nikola Tesla rolling in his grave. RIP

@tsuwaque

Ай бұрын

​@@fuzzy-02he's generating electricity

@chris-hayes

Ай бұрын

@@fuzzy-02 Are you sure Nikola is rolling in his grave? or was he just pushed down a hill?

@bakerlanglnonglait4502

Ай бұрын

​​@@chris-hayesNikola rolling at the bottom of a hill

@RomanvonLandeskrone

Ай бұрын

Nikola had some balls. Mad respect.

Fact: You can still find Ross Ulbricht's Stackoverflow account, its pretty insane. Like a piece of important history lol

@gatonegro187

Ай бұрын

Can you point me to it? Google didn't help me

@gatonegro187

Ай бұрын

I found it stackoverflow/users/1249338/frosty

@spektred

Ай бұрын

​@@gatonegro187 Google wants all your data, trust the Duck instead..

@IAmSuyogJadhav

Ай бұрын

@@gatonegro187search for the username "frosty" on stackoverflow. That's him

@evaldssontom

Ай бұрын

@@gatonegro187 His Stack Overflow username is frosty His most upvoted question is "How can I connect to a Tor hidden service using cURL in PHP?"

"for profit prison system" 😂😂 Nailed it!

@LionMister

Ай бұрын

It's true though. The govt contracts them and they get paid per prisoner.

@octoale

Ай бұрын

The subtle sarcasm was on point about this issue.

Love that you included Finfluencers that helped cause FTX damage. Graham & Kevin, we will never forget

@average.yt.commenter609

Ай бұрын

It was so obviously a scam that he made billions. Oh wait it wasn't obvious, and it's not outlandish for a influencer to make that mistake.

@LARPing_Services_LLC

Ай бұрын

@@average.yt.commenter609 beep boop

@thefakedeal

Ай бұрын

​@@average.yt.commenter609 it was pretty obvious

@ElectrostatiCrow

Ай бұрын

​@@average.yt.commenter609I dunno man. If you're a financial adviser who recommends scams, then I don't think you should be giving financial advice.

Use PHP, but don't get caught!

@simbian5900

Ай бұрын

you just outed yourself tho...cant you see the blue red lights outside? xD

@josha3212

Ай бұрын

lool

@Yeet-eq7ve

Ай бұрын

Php? 100 years without parole

@okie9025

Ай бұрын

if you behave well they might let you use JS in prison

@user-mv4oh8yp1y

Ай бұрын

this is possible using jquery.

What about McAffee I thought he would be the first tech bro you mention 😂😂😂😂😂

@gonderage

Ай бұрын

oh man mcaffee's bust was wild. they caught that man based on the EXIF data in a photo he took while he was in hiding.

@thatsalot3577

Ай бұрын

he wasn't a tech bro, he was straight up tech daddy

@lennyphoenixc

Ай бұрын

*past tense

@catoleg

Ай бұрын

In his case they didn't bother to jail him, he just died of unknown reasons 😉

@nikhilchouhan1802

Ай бұрын

@@catolegThey bothered but couldn't actually get him lol

Fireship uploads be like: *What's the point of coding these days* *You will not get a job anytime soon, and if you have one, you'll lose it* *Hey, crime pays, sometimes...*

@meowaves

Ай бұрын

lmao

@alazarbisrat1978

Ай бұрын

Next upload: *Today, I'm going to show you how to hack, for educational purposes*

@celestinemachuca2339

Ай бұрын

@@alazarbisrat1978honestly would be lit

@sansmoraxz

Ай бұрын

Not all of them pay. Piracy sucks.

As a developer currently in prison myself, I can agree that going to prison should be avoided at all costs.

@procrastinatingrn3936

Ай бұрын

Are you using prison here as some kind of metaphor as in not being able to go outside?

@TheManinBlack9054

Ай бұрын

​@@procrastinatingrn3936no, I think by prison he means prison

@marlonsubuyu2012

Ай бұрын

Bro is using Starlink

@ConcerninglyWiseAlligator

Ай бұрын

​@@marlonsubuyu2012 Someone didn't get the memo here.

@auchucknorris

Ай бұрын

Which phone is the top ranked for being able to hide in your ass? I feel my current iPad isn't optimal

lesson for developers: Don't lie to the powerful people in our society and don't steal too much from regular citizens, that's the investors job.

@JasonMitchellofcompsci

Ай бұрын

No, that's your job on behalf of investors. Also, it's your job to go to jail on behalf of investors.

@igordasunddas3377

Ай бұрын

No. The lesson is always the same: friggin whatever you do, don't get caught.

@MarceloDezem

Ай бұрын

Also, don't use PHP

@spl420

Ай бұрын

And don't login as admin to illegal sites in public places.

“He’ll die in prison for creating a PHP website.” Lost my coffee and woke the house laughing.

@JohnDoe-ch6qy

21 күн бұрын

Imagine explaining to a average inmate "I got two life sentences for creating a website"

@mrda5216

18 күн бұрын

@@JohnDoe-ch6qy the website 💀💀💀

be a politician, you can do illegal crap.

@sirrobinofloxley7156

Ай бұрын

They ain't called law makers for nothing

@zheqingzhang6136

Ай бұрын

they are controlled by the rich

@CodingHk

21 күн бұрын

So sad, Ross getting life is insane and inhuman

No honorable mention to Arron Schwartz? died for the cause of freeing information, was potentially sentenced for 50 years. co-founder of reddit "Air-quotes", was a Y-Combintator alum. You should do a round two for tribute, the guy deserves the mention, to not forget the harshness of our "Wire fraud" convictions for such petty acts.

@electroencephaloctopus

Ай бұрын

I agree with you! That being said, he did already do a video on Schwartz a while ago: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hGqHj8SYm5DAe7w.htmlsi=vQjOaBPLrwhoNJRJ

@gadget00

Ай бұрын

Aaron Schwartz did commit all the crimes he was accused of, and unfortunately is a sad case of "F around, find out"; he was a genius, but the "I'm above the law because I'm smarter than all of you" kind of genius. He made a dumb but incredibly self-destructive mistake and didn't have the fortitude to confront the consecuences, unfortunately. At least Ulbricht had the guts to just take the L and live to hope for a miracle someday

Great summary of some of the biggest downfalls in tech history. It really illustrates the danger of choosing quick success over ethical and sustainable growth.

@DavidBeaumont

Ай бұрын

No, sadly it just illustrates the dangers of getting caught for your fraud. Plenty more fraudsters out there living the rich life.

@dracula7779

Ай бұрын

Being a blabber mouth fraudster is the easiest way to prison

@lowlink534

Ай бұрын

Blablabla ethics bs yadayadayada Our world is ruled by the countries that murdered, raped and slaved the other the best, and now they preach equality and free rights because it sells. Ethics is but a lie by which people deceive each other into taking what's not their to begin with, because nothing is really our to begin with, were just a bunch of atoms that decided that sticking together was the best for them, even if only temporarily. Sustainable growth in such a scenario is only an expression that shows a self served subserviance to a system which is corrupt in and out of itself! #wakeup

I’m surprised Kim Dotcom wasn’t mentioned

@4.0.4

Ай бұрын

Yep he was raided too, in a very public manner

@sirrobinofloxley7156

Ай бұрын

@@4.0.4 Aye, in a very non US country by a very US FBI

@jooooo9572

Ай бұрын

He'll probably get his own video someday

@svenbjorn9700

Ай бұрын

@@jooooo9572 saving him for part 2

@despareint

Ай бұрын

He's a republican shill, we're all in democrats and liberalism

No Kim Dotcom? There's a few others as well that could make a part 2, like Aaron Swartz is still serving life in heaven

@eliehalimi

Ай бұрын

Most people don't know Aaron Swartz. Yet, he is probably the most important and influential person when it comes to the internet. May he rest in peace.

@Migmir1313

Ай бұрын

@@eliehalimi There is a whole Fireship video about Aaron kzread.info/dash/bejne/hGqHj8SYm5DAe7w.html

@MiniKodjo

Ай бұрын

Did kim went to prison?

@RevenantCovenant

Ай бұрын

@@eliehalimiThe founder of Reddit iirc

@HelldiverULE5-of9rt

Ай бұрын

Can't believe there's no John Macaffee on here bro.

"Inspired by other php developers who drive a lambo" you did Taylor dirty 😂

your videos are ones of the best on youtube, amuzing and educative, i simply love it so much thank you

I don't always understand all of what's going on, but I greatly enjoy getting these tech updates. Please, and I hope you will, continue producing them.

Thanking the DoJ and the for profit prison system for making this video possible had me in stitches. Excellent, as always.

Excellent shoutout to the video sponsors 😂

3:22 ah, I see Fireship is a man of culture as well.

Fireship is always fire 🔥 with the news ship

man I love your videos ❤ I laughed a lot, like crazy

Ross was given such a hard sentence because the government never got any tax money. That's the worst sin, not letting the gov take their cut.

@ismbks

Ай бұрын

screenshotted and sent to the irs, hope you paid your taxes bro

@liquidsnakex

Ай бұрын

Not letting the *cu lt take “their” cut

@divinecomedian2

Ай бұрын

As long as you pay em tribute, they'll even protect you

@gadget00

Ай бұрын

LOL no; he was enabling drug trafficking at country-levels of international trading, let along all other illegal activities brokered on the site. He had it coming, sorry

@liquidsnakex

Ай бұрын

@@gadget00 So what, nobody is forcing you to do drugs and never will. It has zero impact on anyone’s life other than those that want it, notwithstanding the billions that clowns like you steal from others trying to ban it.

Probably your most inspirational video to date.

Your content is so good man

Solid financial advice

Wonderfully delivered piece.

The guy who sold Otto probably put the 18-month sentence in his business plan and sequence diagrams when he first set about building it.

Fascinating and cautionary! It’s eye-opening to see how even tech leaders and entrepreneurs can find themselves on the wrong side of the law. Let’s hope these stories serve as lessons for others. 🚫🔐👀

The shoutouts cracked me up 😂

@ 3:22 if you know the text . . . you know the game. Fireship is a man of culture.

TL;DR Don’t use PHP

In other words, no COBOL programmers ever get caught

@sergiojuanmembiela6223

Ай бұрын

No one was able to understand the code.

You forgot about Razzlekhan, the Versace Bedouin. She was at one point the richest rapper alive by a wide margin after she stole $4b in bitcoin. She is also the worst rapper alive.

@GrillinDude-ng9kk

Ай бұрын

Don't diss the crocodile of wall street, my queen

@AleksandrStrizhevskiy

22 күн бұрын

How much software development did she do?

You should talk about the backdoor in xz that was found that basically installs a SSH master key into all servers with xz 5.6.0 or newer.

Liked the stripe course ad at the end.

never thought i'd see a CoC screenshot in a fireship video

A bit surprised to not see Hans Reiser.

@GbpsGbps-vn3jy

Ай бұрын

You can just install some distro shit on reiserFS and wait it to break

@artiefischel2579

Ай бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking.

@sergiojuanmembiela6223

Ай бұрын

It was a bit of a news piece back in the day, but to be fair his crime (murdering his wife) had nothing to do with the industry. It was just that he was an horrible human being. BTW, I still remember many "enlightened" slashdot users claiming that it was unfair that he was condemned even if the body of his wife was not produced, to prove even that there was a murder. I do not think any of them retracted when, some years later, he told the authorities where the body was as part of a deal.

@artiefischel2579

Ай бұрын

@@sergiojuanmembiela6223 It did seem to wipe out reiserfs though.

No mention of Hans Reiser. That's a crime!

People often omit the fact that Ross Ulbricht also tried to place hits on multiple people, who only didn't die because he was scammed or talked to a federal agent.

@TheEmolano

Ай бұрын

Well, that makes the sentence a little justifiyed

@ScarfaceLittlebee-mj2ch

Ай бұрын

Check your sources

@bananaman9869

Ай бұрын

You are right but he was never charged for it. He got his sentence for "non-violent drug crimes". They didn't give that sentence because it was just, it was because they were making an example out of him.

@MrHamncheez

Ай бұрын

that isn't true

@sleepteam

Ай бұрын

Allegedly.

"With great power comes great responsibility"

@jonkf7548

Ай бұрын

@warhawksuper

Ай бұрын

"With great power comes great respronsitrillitrance"

@Michael4x

Ай бұрын

With great responsibility comes great Blame.

@TheCommunistRabbit

Ай бұрын

With small mouse pad comes great sensitivity

Mans really waited till the SBF decision 😂

I was in prison. It fucking sucks, you're surrounded by hundreds of dum dums.... And not only the other inmates. You ask a guard for a knife to cut meat and veggies and it takes him three hours and he comes with a hammer.

@flinkstiff

Ай бұрын

Maybe if you ask him for a hammer he’ll give you a knife? 🤔🤔🧠🧠

@lawrencefrost9063

Ай бұрын

You end up there so you must be one of those dum dums..unless you were framed, unlucky or bad at crime.

@mjdevlog

Ай бұрын

I'm sorry for what you've been through. Btw do you also got beaten by other prisoners there? like the seniors. coz its pretty common in my country

@july9566

Ай бұрын

Oh yeah , I had to dumb myself down when speaking to others in jail , I was shocked how some people in America can’t even read …

@gatonegro187

Ай бұрын

@@mjdevlog ​ @mjdevlog As soon as I got there I hit the gym 5 times a week. I went bench press 40kg->95kg in 3 months. Just make sure you're good with your floors leader (ours was a gang leader 2 meter MMA fighter with smarts) and he kept order and he had fair rules. Shower every 2 days, clean up after urself, cell cleaning once a week. If you had problems with that you had to take him on. So it was quite peaceful while he was there. Once he left the junkies came in and I spent my all time like this: morning I go to work, 12.00 I eat, go outwside and do a little exercise for an hour, go bacjk to work, then dinner and I would just go to my cell and watch dvds, play xbox, read, play guitar, jerk off etc. The junkies are all talk and ego none of them could take me on so they bullshited this kid to attack me and he charged at me from behind while I was doing a cross word puzzle sitting down. He got 3 punches in and was screaming I kill you and then I got up and walked towards him and shouted wtf are you doing?! and he ran away. Then I got my transfer to a more open prison just before my release we lived in these little houses there. But the "stone prison" where I was it's jungle laws there so make friends with the real criminals and stay on their good side and MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS you will be ok. Many people got beat up but they were god damn morons.

Amazing vídeo txk

Great video; sometimes tech bros have to be reminded that being a genius doesn't imply not going to jail

4:59 And that, little kids, is why you never use PHP

that laravel joke thou !!! fireship now have easter eggs :D cool

No John McAfee? I guess that would require its own video series - so fair.

@fabriziob969

Ай бұрын

That would require a Netflix series + a couple of movies 😂

4:12 lol that picture is amazing, I hope it's true... Also, crazy sentences for some of these guys when you compare to some sentences given for brutal crimes. /edit, and even when you compare with sentences for mild(er) crimes.

All i can say about this is that just by his name alone, Sam Bankman-Fried should not have been let into the kitchen

I'm watching this while drinking out of my NS8 mug. Adam Rogas would have been a good addition to your list.

Wow I’m early, fireship can you do a longer video on SwiftUI ?

You should've mentioned how they distracted Ross by staging a fighting couple so that he couldn't clear out his laptop, and then went in to arrest him.

Sometimes it seems that if you live up to the promise you gave your investors you'll be called a successful genius, but if you fail you'll be called a fraud... Just thinking

“Move fast and break things” Do NOT apply thinking to laws and regulations!

honorable mention to Aaron Swartz. RIP

God, this content is pure gold! Info with developers joking!

“Not get caught by the law” I like the sound of that.

Learn to accept payment without going to jail, That ending was nothing but brilliant 😂

Moral of the story, stay away from php kids

Raj Rajaratnam's mug shot was really something.

I wonder if this video mentions AI.

@coldestbeer

Ай бұрын

Why are you subscribed to Brrrrack Obama?

@TheCommunistRabbit

Ай бұрын

Why are you stalking the Latina Without me

@sansmoraxz

Ай бұрын

Somebody lock up Devin. He's stealing jos

modern day slavery in America via corporate for profit prisons is kind of whack when you think about it.

@Ou8y2k2

Ай бұрын

Yeah? Colonialism is slavery is capitalism is fascism is our modern tech feudalism. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

As much as I like your news videos I kinda miss the old coding videos where you explored new frameworks and coded some small interesting projects. Anyway keep up the good work

the first one was bonus, since you mentioned 8 of them.

I really love your channel, thank you for all the content you’d create, one thing though, please don’t say stuff like “unfortunately he got caught” even if it is funny, as this might encourage people watching you, all the best, and keep on being great 😊🚀🌟

"It would be disappointing if you went to prison without the programming skills you've learned on this channel." Me watching Fireship because funny/informative/interesting and having almost no code skills: (looks away)

That CoC screenshot...

@KryptLynx

Ай бұрын

I have mixed feelings about recognising some references :D

@A2431A

Ай бұрын

Time stamp??

@KryptLynx

Ай бұрын

@@A2431A It is not "Call of Chtulhu", it is the other CoC

Taylor Otwell reference on point

Good shit

Makes perfect sense why they got rid of the Silk Road kid.

Some of them shouldn’t be called “tech bro”

@mx338

Ай бұрын

Holmes is a tech girl boss.

@ME0WMERE

Ай бұрын

@@mx338 she's a tech bro in spirit

@XDarkGreyX

Ай бұрын

​@@ME0WMEREif we can call women supporting the patriarchy honorary men or something, we can call her tech sis and honorary tech bro.

@codesymphony

Ай бұрын

bro is a gender neutral term

@MajorasWrath1

Ай бұрын

​@@codesymphonyliterally no, it is short for "brother"

so we get 7 inspirations to learn his Stripe course

Thanks. Was just about to start a billion dollar company.

I wish i had even the shady business ideas

I always knew fireship was a fed

Cracked up at the promoting of Stripe right after explaining how to become a potential trillionaire on the internet illegally

Tech leads are usually people who have learned the dictionaries more than their knowledge about technical solutions. And with all that complicated talk, they talk everyone in a company under the table and they can push through their own ideas. Apparently even to the point where they get dirty benefits from it. A company should talk more with actual developers.

Huge shout out to the US department of justice for making this video possible LMFAO

Hans Reiser would be a good topic for a future video.

genius ending!

Never don't give up!

Somehow this makes me to want to code in PHP more, I feel like a rebel.

How could you forget McAfee in this list lmao

Huge shoutout 😂

You should have included the guy from tornado cash

"Huge shoutout to the U.S. department of justice and for-profit prison industry for making this video possible" 💀💀💀

Lol the shout out to doj

Absolutely in stitches here..dont worry im not a snitch.

I like that you mention the website was made with php. That alone deserves 5 years behind bars.

Now THIS is the kind of juicy tech news I want to hear about on this channel. Not AI or the upteenth JavaScript framework. 😂

Anthony is still outside , thriving 😂

you know whats funny? in high school economics we had a project about tracking stocks and out of all of the ones I chose, nvidia was one of the lowest ones lol...

😅First time hearing someone giving a shout out to the government.

Why do you have a CoC screenshot?

Ross ulbricht is my uni alumnus. So proud of him lmaooo

thanks you for shouout