I am Native American. I was wearing my traditional clothing and got called a racist. I explained that I am in fact Native. I was told I still shouldn't wear it because I can pass as white. All of this by a white man.

@animatorstanley

6 жыл бұрын

That is too funny.

@animatorstanley

6 жыл бұрын

stapuft I was told I was being racist when I quoted a line from space balls. May the Schwartz be with you. I asked how is that racist. The guy said it's racist against Jewish people. I said first off, it's a line from a movie written and directed by a Jewish man, Mel Brooks. And secondly, I'm Jewish. He was dumbfounded said oh and walked off. No matter what you do, someone is going to have a issue with something.

@shamsojama7119

6 жыл бұрын

ふくてゃtまん

@seattlegrrlie

6 жыл бұрын

My daughter is 1/4 Native Washington American. A teacher at her school told her that she's too light to be native. Native Washingtonians don't look like "plains indians" and we're not red skinned.

@davidicke1974

6 жыл бұрын

What the actual fuck?

im pretty sure whenever cracked puts the word "racist" or "sexist" in a title, people click dislike before clicking play

@Annakin7474

8 жыл бұрын

yup

@BatTaz19

8 жыл бұрын

+the1janitor I couldn't possibly think of a single other reason why something claiming racism and sexism, would thumbs down. Unless............maybe people don't buy into victimhood bullshit as much as they used to? Try Buzzfeed, I'm sure they'll accommodate whatever confirmation bias you got.

@T1J

8 жыл бұрын

***** I'm amused by how defensive you are.

@BatTaz19

8 жыл бұрын

the1janitor Almost as amused as to how racist you are?

@geritomlet2524

8 жыл бұрын

+Liam MacRoibin and the fact that this vid wont get off my recommended list! its really annoying

“Trail running otherwise known as ‘running’.” Lmao 😂

Wow, that 70s ad was vomit inducing, the way he that said sexy baby stuff made my soul die.

@jfs5873

4 жыл бұрын

Was funny tho

@polreamonn

3 жыл бұрын

It's pretty fucked up.

@leovicious6992

3 жыл бұрын

your soul was already dead go watch some moral oral

@thesinaclwon

3 жыл бұрын

You know you googled that shit right after you finished this video you sicko!

@tylerboone6584

2 жыл бұрын

" the way he that said sexy baby stuff made my soul die." - good, now your brain won't be lonely in the afterlife

I feel like people will just dislike when they see the words racism or sexism. DId you even watch the video? These ads were gross

@andyjohn2211

8 жыл бұрын

No they were not gross.

@andybear_9

8 жыл бұрын

couldnt read the responses here for all the privilige

@keinlieb3818

8 жыл бұрын

This was less about the adds and more about ensuring everyone that white Americans are racist. Did you not even watch it to the end?

@okklso2675

8 жыл бұрын

+Andy John You guys are creepy. Those child ads are definitely gross.

@andybear_9

8 жыл бұрын

+Okkl So say what?

I hate how everyone thinks Asians are only either Chinese or Japanese.

@comawhite5913

8 жыл бұрын

+Jun Moreno I just think they make killer chinese food no matter what Asian they are!

@thedude3716

8 жыл бұрын

Am I really the only one who thinks this is funny?

@purpleAiPEy

8 жыл бұрын

lmao wat

@soulfood589

8 жыл бұрын

No one else does.

@edwardhoffenheim3249

8 жыл бұрын

Because they are the coolest of the Asians and you forgot about Koreans. It's like this. - Japanese : Anime - Chinese : Martial Arts - Koreans : 600$ phones and video games.

I'm an Asian. And I live in South Asia. I only get offended (in a racial way) when someone says they don't like rice.

@nickv7824

3 жыл бұрын

BASMATI RICE

@multiheroGamer0128

3 жыл бұрын

i don't like rice and I'm southeast Asian. there's little to no nutrients in it

@TheCraftyMagnolia

3 жыл бұрын

LOL That was funny. Am I only allowed to laugh because an Asian person made this joke???

@turtleinashirt

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t like brown rice. Does that make it better?

@mr_red13

3 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to post a comment. So here it is.

Is that a lollipop meant to attract lolicons? Oh, I thought she was just biting an embroidery hoop.

"A cuddle clean baby who grew up very sexy"

@SteveN-uc4xh

4 жыл бұрын

Aren't we all? 😜😂

@mysterycrumble

4 жыл бұрын

you want your baby to grow up to be an incel? you monster.

@nadiarey4196

4 жыл бұрын

oh the cringe

@jalopy3574

3 жыл бұрын

My reaction to that ad: 🤮🤮🤮

@JacobP81

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG though so crazy LMAO!

okay youtube I clicked on this video! now will you please stop recommending it?

@JT3o

8 жыл бұрын

+DefoNotObsessed OMG I'm glad I"m not the only one. Shit.

@meep3937

8 жыл бұрын

Im not the only one!:D

@onthespoke2

8 жыл бұрын

+DefoNotObsessed I know right. I hit the thumbs-down button without watching it, maybe now it'll go away.

@TarkMcCoy

8 жыл бұрын

Hehehe...if it were only that easy!!!

@pallas5537

8 жыл бұрын

+DefoNotObsessed same

That first ad was so disgusting, the others too

@OneRichMofo

3 жыл бұрын

Im assuming you are a girl

@mannyojo1929

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneRichMofo they don’t have to be female to find that ad disgusting

@aneetaaaaa_

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the first one DISGUSTING!

@crystallized_crow

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneRichMofo And I’ll be assuming you’re a male, as you’re objectifying women.

@laiyip2587

2 жыл бұрын

@@OneRichMofo what does being a woman have to do with that???

I wore Love's Baby Soft. It was a nice gentle scent but that ad is waaaay creepy. I saw the ads in teen mags in the late 80s.

@stephanies3246

3 жыл бұрын

alleycatalog Me too, it was my first cologne.

@CasusBelli1000

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. This one is a 10 on the creep-O meter. for sure.. :D

@stampandscrap7494

Жыл бұрын

@@CasusBelli1000 id say 100 on the creep o metre

I swear everytime the word "racism" is in some video title there are a swarm of anti-sjw babbies spouting the same shit like a bunch of first graders closing their ears and yelling "LALALALALALA"

@MartianManHunter2258

8 жыл бұрын

+Corona645 No, that would be the people who spout this PC bullshit.

@Corona645

8 жыл бұрын

"LALALALALALALA"

@MartianManHunter2258

8 жыл бұрын

Corona645 You saying that shows you do the exact same thing the "anti-sjws" are doing

@hunteryaluja6626

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, Mr. Matrian, but anti-sjw's are becoming as bad as sjw nowadays. But, this is just my opinion.. People need to stop acting like they're particular group has the moral high-ground, when every single group has decent people & hateful, close minded people. You're probably going to bitch at me for this comment, aren't you...? ~sigh~

@MartianManHunter2258

8 жыл бұрын

Hunter Yaluja There are no doubt there anti-sjws who are just as bad as the sjws. But this video is full of misinformation and inaccuracies. He tries to say that sexism is what caused the attempted Reagan assassination, when really John Hinckley, Jr. had an obsession with Jodie Foster and wanted to impress her(also keep in mind that Jodie Foster was 19 when this happened).

"The only people who are ever surprised to learn that white americans are racist, are white americans." Exhibit #1 : The comments section.

@HolyWarrior1

8 жыл бұрын

+yaahyak No, they are surprised because the argument is a straw man... "You are a terrible racist based on NO objective facts, at all. SURPRISE!"

@khaosklub

6 жыл бұрын

The only people who are surprised to learn that SJWs are racist, are SJWs. Exhibit #1: The comments section

@b3at2

6 жыл бұрын

Max Pelot no one called you a racist... but a guilty concious needs no accuser. Racists know who they are.. and people who arent racists like the video because they know deep down it isnt them.

@tapa5602

6 жыл бұрын

I am surprised to see that people miss the obviously racist comments made towards white people on a daily basis. to generalize saying you're surprised white Americans are racist in itself is racist if you flip it and say why are people surprised Black Americans are criminals. neither is true for all blacks or all whites and are racist statements but somehow logic is lost.

@khaosklub

6 жыл бұрын

So, people who aren't racist should approve of a racist video because they know that they are not racist? Well, that explains *everything* about SJWs

As an australian, I learned from this video that fried chicken was racist in america.

@GoodBoyGoneDad

6 жыл бұрын

Cِommie-chan Americans are constantly inventing shit to be offended about.

@timothythehuman3977

6 жыл бұрын

Darrell G ikr

@tzach6745

6 жыл бұрын

Not the chicken just idiots who try and pretend blacks are the only ones who eat it, or that they eat fried Exclusively, try going to lunch with a co-worker who gets upset that you're going for steak, and they want fried chicken, (not even that he wanted the chicken he'd heard that I sometimes eat mine with a fork and knife) and the fact that you're eating steak ruined the whole reason for them accepting the invitation to lunch. Never seen a man fall apart so quickly over something so stupid, lucky he didn't have to walk back to work. It's almost as if we've unknowingly been fetishised in some people's minds, I'm thinking really what the fuck is it about seeing another man eat fried chicken that made this so important to you. Then I had to turn it off because I didn't like the direction my own thoughts were taking.

@j.h.6835

6 жыл бұрын

There's quite a bit of history there. When the slaves were first freed, the farm land they were allocated was as a rule of thumb small and poor quality. Black people however learned to make do by raising chicken (which require little space) and watermelons (which can thrive on very poor quality soil as long as there's enough water). These food items not only became stables in their diet, eventually becoming part of the cuisine, but were also popular enough to allow the farmers to prosper. This irked the pro-slavery folk to no end, as the crux of their argument had been that black people HAD to be kept in slavery since they simply couldn't take care of themselves. So they started painting chicken and watermelons as the food of simpletons which black people produced and ate not because they were cheap, tasty and easy to produce, but because they were obsessed with them and just couldn't help themselves. So the stereotype has a pretty ugly history behind it, and the negative connotations have never fully faded.

@tzach6745

6 жыл бұрын

Darrell G allergic to watermelon.......poor souls.

as an estonian i always get overly excited when a video mentions my country (cuz it never rlly happens) ..well this time ... ehh

@ranjanbiswas3233

4 жыл бұрын

Estonia? A country filled with introverts? Hard to believe.

@turtleinashirt

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the movie Encino Man, they mention it a lot.

@centurionzen1005

3 жыл бұрын

That must have been deeply disappointing.

@CharmedReally7

3 жыл бұрын

Tough break bro, cheers from latvia.

@giovannicervantes2053

3 жыл бұрын

Big thing i know from Estonia is that you guy's were trying to enter the nordic countries and y'all got oil

I'm sorry comment section we have run out of cheese for this video, but we still have plenty of whine.

@biohazardlnfS

8 жыл бұрын

dammit

@Rini8903

8 жыл бұрын

aww but its cheese you can't run out

@lonesomepoetxi

8 жыл бұрын

+F00M what about fried chicken ?

@Janine.Najarian

8 жыл бұрын

+VoiceofFreedom You're good buds with Dan Savage, eh?

@silverletter4551

8 жыл бұрын

+VoiceofFreedom How many people did the "whites" try to genocide?

cracked: your not racist, unless your white.

@jeniko2841

8 жыл бұрын

+shunkaha isn't it racist to suggest that since you are white you are racist?

@leadreddead5457

8 жыл бұрын

*you're

@lord_wyran

8 жыл бұрын

Jeniko nope, according to all the SJWs you cant be racists toward white people.

@lord_wyran

8 жыл бұрын

Fae Harmon never said it didnt. i was mocking the guys logic where he stated "all white people are racist and cant be not racist, just subtle racist."

@CM-vd1qw

8 жыл бұрын

+shunkaha Where in the video did it say that? At what second?

bruh i thought this whole channel was for Roger. i am now discovering there are other vids lmao. Roger bro i miss u

Ooh boy 20k dislikes can't wait to go into the comments

@everettsykes1774

3 жыл бұрын

20k pedro's is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

@Thaliane

3 жыл бұрын

Meh, I disliked because the video is too fast paced and there are no natural breaks. Makes it hard to follow and impossible to watch all the way through. I was actually interested in the topic though!

@Wonderboyl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thaliane Understandable have a good day

@xxmemestar69xx82

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thaliane then slow down the video?

This is what I deserve for going into the comments section. Perpetuate this post to warn the others.

@mrtheblr

6 жыл бұрын

Sad and surprised by the like bar and comments. I'm a centrist who leans conservative, but I thought this was great. Being a decent and thoughtful person shouldn't be a partisan issue.

@kattastic9999

6 жыл бұрын

artistwithouttalent why didn't I listen to you. I have such regret

@vampirexion

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@mertle451

5 жыл бұрын

@@briseboy what the hell are you even saying?

@nor4drenalin

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I literally won't go further. :)

>7 racist and sexist ads that came out recently >First thing on the list is an ad from the 70's YOU HAD ONE JOB!

@92brunod

8 жыл бұрын

+lcjr And it's more pedophilia apology than sexist or racist

@BlackBirdSweep

8 жыл бұрын

+lcjr it says "shockingly recent". not "came out recently". these are very different things.

@sushitime8622

8 жыл бұрын

+lcjr - Good Ref., even if I hate G.O.T. ;) The Progressives demand that all White people HATE themselves, and I guess they have to atone for the orginal sin of their skin color by... giving lots of money away? Glad I'm Asian, but in looks like the guy that made this Hates me for that... time to block Cracked and this silly spin-off too.

@BlackBirdSweep

8 жыл бұрын

+Sushi Time are you really high, drunk, stupid, or some combination of these three.

@sushitime8622

8 жыл бұрын

Graey Daze - I'm exercising my free choice, Herr Kommissar. Funny how your side always has a problem with that, and accuse people of all kinds of crazy shit whenever the choice does not tow your party line. What are we supposed to think of this hyper-senstive Preaching disguised as something that fails to be funny and accuses all the poor white people watching it of Hate Crimes by virtue of their existence? If I used this a-hole's own standards against him, I could get him banned fro what he says about Asians. But we have a sense of humor about these things, why don't you?

I told my mom once that the Love's Baby Soft commercial as was one of the worst ads I'd ever seen. She proceeded to attack me and told me that the ad was _completely harmless_ and that I and anyone else who didn't like the ad were "offended babies" (ironic) The only three theories I have for how I could've gotten such a reaction is either A: She hasn't seen it in 45 years and is misremembering it, B: She's been hiding something, or C: She knows it's a horrible ad and is just attacking me just to attack me. My money's on C.

@weirdosooup1322

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, is that Micky Dolenz as your pfp??

I love how no one is even touching the first ad. Like *literally everyone* agrees it’s disturbing.

@1950Grendel

2 жыл бұрын

I've watched it twice - that girl is hot.

@ahtoshkaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@1950Grendel yeah, i agree. Cute af.

I think this video was made before the washing machine ad where the girl shoves the black guy in the washer and he comes out a light skinned Asian guy implying that dark skin is dirty and bad but yeah. That one.

@lordweebus4367

6 жыл бұрын

Asia’s a whole new can o’ worms. In japan, darker skin is associated with hard work, as in the lower class, so it’s not preferable. Most Asians for some reason have a thing against dark skin, pale is skin is much preferred in most Asian countries for reasons beyond me.

@AlbaRecoil

6 жыл бұрын

Best advert EVER 😂😂

@ntwadumelamata7785

6 жыл бұрын

#relateableoldman 👴🏻 Blacks still don't asians. The same thing you can do to me. I can do it to you. Nuff Said

@cephalosphericcreations7748

5 жыл бұрын

Why is it always white people who are targetted for racism then, if Asian people have this common trope of pretty much displaying blackface in their media?

@gwanael34

5 жыл бұрын

" for reasons beyond me." " darker skin is associated with hard work, as in the lower class, so it’s not preferable. " you just explained it but say you dont understand....... wut

these people in the comment section sure whine a lot.

@TheArtkaw

8 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@creme8338

8 жыл бұрын

yep

@elmunus1

8 жыл бұрын

+Ebon Hawk Too Easy.

@avelione

8 жыл бұрын

+Ebon Hawk They used a picture of the former Pope.... Ignorance or not?

@mattmarzula

8 жыл бұрын

Quit whining about the comment section whining.

I am happy to be white and no guilt here. Content of a person's character is the name of the game...

@austindboyd

3 жыл бұрын

As you should be. You didn't choose your skin color either. The content is lacking in many these days.

@1950Grendel

2 жыл бұрын

"person's character" - didn't someone else really smart and famous say that?

@jtotheb-ip2hh

2 жыл бұрын

with ya

@SiriusMined

2 жыл бұрын

No one is expecting you to feel guilty. Treating others like people and not denigrating them doesn't require guilt. It also doesn't require guilt to recognize that there is still racism in the world, and that it's a problem to deal with.

@arynnritter4293

2 жыл бұрын

Why the three periods at the end like there was about to be a "buuut then again" lol

I don't even understand how this video got so much hate, I love the spit take and saw that this was kinda funny and interesting to watch.

@burnstjamp

6 жыл бұрын

Because they covered a c o n t r e v e r s i a l t o p i c

@emocomebackfromhell

6 жыл бұрын

That's a word that's lost it's meaning in this age. He and she are controversial and I'm a racist because of my skin. Gee, how would I know who I am if it wasn't for someone else's opinion? P.S. Fuck society, I'mma go deep fry some chicken in pig fat why I smoke a blunt and drink tea cause that's what I like. No fucks given!

@KrackerUncle

6 жыл бұрын

you just live in a bubble, mr fat drug addict.

@taohawaii

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like fun.

@sethfry9788

6 жыл бұрын

Because he shamed so many people and went all self righteous on us.

Keep up the good work Jack, love you guys.

@Cooks2712

8 жыл бұрын

Bot

@paytonrichards6450

8 жыл бұрын

ITAJ is this a joke?

@moooshroomdragonking1335

8 жыл бұрын

+Board Game Brawl your either joking or racist

@jackmatthews134

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@DanskerneFraDanmark

8 жыл бұрын

this video is sponsored by sjw

Remember when Cracked was all about dirty comedy and just didn't give a fuck? I miss those days...

When the Cosby part came.... 😩🤦🏾‍♀️

[insert race] [insert nationality] You will find a racist.

@rockstonedread

3 жыл бұрын

most insightful comment on this board

@austindboyd

3 жыл бұрын

Few folks use that word properly anymore.

is it just me or was this video scripted really weirdly? I feel like he was all over the place and I didn't know where one point ended and the next one started

@alyssaho3117

8 жыл бұрын

yeah :/

@michaelcraig9449

8 жыл бұрын

+Nus Mus seems there is no point.

@redmercury1159

8 жыл бұрын

+Nus Mus i felt the exact same way. he was all over the damn place! annoying!

@pyrobison2002

8 жыл бұрын

I liked that. Moved along at a fast pace

@ayofrtho7014

4 жыл бұрын

You're just slow.

Wtf is everyone so salty

@BatTaz19

8 жыл бұрын

+pineappleagent1 Don't like the taste? Don't swallow.

@aladdinsdk6466

8 жыл бұрын

+Liam MacRoibin oh boy oh boy hh

@pineappleagent1

8 жыл бұрын

***** Point

@megazwatcher

8 жыл бұрын

+pineappleagent1 maybe because the average american eats twice the recommended daily allowance of sodium? often more

@pineappleagent1

8 жыл бұрын

megazwatcher Thanks, smartass.

The Australian ad was taken out of context.The guy in the ad is uncomfortable because he is seated amongst the opposing fans at a Australia and West Indies cricket match (fearce rivals).Like a Bears fan in a Packers section or yakees and red sox.But minus the context it looks super racist.

@joshhowie7657

4 жыл бұрын

This was a poor example of Australian racism. The KFC ad was made after a successful ad, where the bloke was sitting in the middle of the barmy army. His example of Germany was close. But that being said we have a lot to be ashamed of. Just not that KFC ad

@nick_kilgore

4 жыл бұрын

You don’t have to be ashamed of anything, if you’re not the one who’s racist then you have nothing to be ashamed of white guilt is bs.

@damian.gamlath

4 жыл бұрын

Of course your comment doesn't get many likes.. 😔 It doesn't fit the narrative of super racist white people

@nadiarey4196

4 жыл бұрын

@@damian.gamlath The comments has a lot of likes. And there are a lot of white people being racist. I don't know how you equated one to the other.

@19Pyrus70

4 жыл бұрын

Oh. You mean like a Dallas Cowboys fan seated among Philadelphia Eagles fans. I get it. But here's what's being pointed out: White man giving chicken to Black people to make them like him. The advertisers should have used rival teams with fans of similar ethnic backgrounds to avoid what was being pointed out.

I will never understand why people from the United States of America feel the need to lecture other countries how to improve their multicultural relationships

@minimalgrammar1276

4 жыл бұрын

You do realize that is, in itself, racist.

@simonjones1540

4 жыл бұрын

@@minimalgrammar1276 well I sure am glad you feel the need to let me know that.....

@bastiaanverkerk1295

4 жыл бұрын

Minimal Grammar he didn’t talk about a race, he talked about a nation. So it can’t be racist...

@minimalgrammar1276

4 жыл бұрын

@@bastiaanverkerk1295 Same thing. Bruh.

@bastiaanverkerk1295

4 жыл бұрын

Minimal Grammar No it isn’t. Bruh

The bulk of the comments are people who do not wanna see how fucked up our worldviews are, and instead rush to bash Cracked for making pointed commentary on it. How about reflecting on how we view our lives and the people in it and attempt to come to terms with the fact we are raised into a lot of these derogatory traits so we can improve ourselves? Ironically, this is one of the few videos in which the clickbait title is fairly well-named.

@rodneywarren1905

8 жыл бұрын

+OverlordMMM Thank you. I felt like reading most of the comments on this video was going to give me eye cancer.

Man, you guys are real touchy whenever anyone points racism or sexism out. I wonder what that's about.

@PhoenixAngel429

5 жыл бұрын

Because people don't like being called things they aren't. If you treat everyone the same, and are called racist, that'll piss you off. Besides, have you seen Asian racism. Worse than white.

@someidiot420

5 жыл бұрын

maybe yall should stop being sensitive and realize that when sexism/racism is being called out, you shouldnt be worried about it if you arent actually racist or sexist. obviously YOU'RE not being talked about. if you're offended, maybe you've got problems that you're worried are being called out.

@elly8353

5 жыл бұрын

Mariah Are people literally coming up to you and saying you're racist or sexist? Because as someone from a primarily white heritage, neither myself nor my family members have ever encountered this. Maybe there *is* a reason you're targeted specifically, and you'd rather not admit it 😉

@therobin980

5 жыл бұрын

@@elly8353 problem is, whenever people say they're not racist, people say that they're lying. Doesn't matter what you say or do

@SleepDaMouse-xd8dn

5 жыл бұрын

a stupid bitch in a lonely ditch hey, I'm calling you out on your sexism and racism. Now your either both those things or you will defend yourself and by your logic be both those things

is the 70's still "schockingly recent"? i mean, that's like 3-4 generations ago. That's the decade where "blaxploitation" and "sexploitation" movies were at their peak. . .

@staceykersting705

3 жыл бұрын

3-4 generations ago? A generation is 33 years. Was your great granny really rocking it in the '70's and now u have kids of your own?

What a bizarre time capsule this is. Both for the world and for Cracked.

@greghughes6098

2 жыл бұрын

Word

"Down in the comments section, which I'm sure is gonna be a lovely place for this particular video..." 😂😂😂😂

Ok Cracked's been ruined by SJW no more click bait from you guys for me.

@SilverFeet

8 жыл бұрын

Promise?

@torinju

8 жыл бұрын

+Charles Nicol If you really wanted to show them, you should stop commenting. That will REALLY give the SJWs what for!

@RaccoonKing01

8 жыл бұрын

+Charles Nicol The only thing that has changed is now there's a bunch of people like you getting butthurt over absolutely nothing.

@andrewwebb7584

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah! How dare they give you free content that you're under no obligation to watch/read! You may not be completely on bored with their political leanings, but please, for the love of fuck, think of a less lazy argument to what they're saying than just throwing the whole anti "SJW" bullshit around like a moist sock.

@andydufresne6577

8 жыл бұрын

Unsubscribe you idiot

I laughed through this whole post. Love your sarcastic wit and commentary.

@centurionzen1005

3 жыл бұрын

"... And apparently immediately stopped listening"

That Love’s Baby Soft commercial is going to make my therapist work for her money

give it a fucking break cracked

@ohmyflippiningod

8 жыл бұрын

Why?

@andybear_9

8 жыл бұрын

ermahgad, essjaydoublewws and their trouble making! 😂

@mogmuffmunch

8 жыл бұрын

I like to fart in jam jars.

@18Draculaura

8 жыл бұрын

You have white privilege.

@mogmuffmunch

8 жыл бұрын

+shsl britney yeah I own a jam jar. wanna sniff?

Cracked has become Buzzfeed. No guys, it's clearly not popular, it's niche. No guys, you're not better than you used to be.

Am I the only one uncomfortable with the first one? It’s um haunting my dreams.

@austindboyd

3 жыл бұрын

No, it isn't.

where's Roger Horton when we need him?!

I usually ere on the side of "oh stop whining about shit, Cracked" but holy shit were these ads surprising.

Loved the video. Good work!

@Cooks2712

8 жыл бұрын

Bot

@soupcake3092

8 жыл бұрын

+MSD2712 Get those bots man

@jarediscool1997

8 жыл бұрын

+Meh What the fuck? Is cracked really this corrupt?

@takeoffyourblinkers

8 жыл бұрын

+Meh Meh alright, lol

@galaxygold5939

8 жыл бұрын

+jared iscool well no, it's not really a bot

Had this video on my "watch later" queue for years. But today, I finally watched it. It feels good. Really good.

@ArloMathis

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Interesting fact. Before Bill Cosby was the spokesperson for Kodak film, they used Michael Landon. However, they let Michael go because he got divorced and that was upsetting. Wonder what they would think now.

1:26 so racist/sexist ads are 'controversial' but mocking people who suffered from strokes is OK? Later in the video ( 3:05 ), he even feels sorry for people who are offended by that Nike ad, while he insulted people with a medical condition only a few minutes ago.

@zzzleeepy

8 жыл бұрын

Yep, agreed

@sapnupua5

Жыл бұрын

yeah that was odd. this whole video he came off as super ingenuine. i wish the offensive ads were just a compilation without him

@hungry6677

Жыл бұрын

he was being sarcastic

As an Australian, I can confirm we definitely do not have the "fried chicken" stereotype of black people, most were genuinely surprised when the ad caused a fuss overseas. But we can certainly be accused of being a casually racist nation.

@Furrina89

8 жыл бұрын

+ric Just shows that America has ruined pretty much EVERYTHING for the world, including fucking chicken.

@cheshiredevil9230

8 жыл бұрын

+ric It's cool that you can own up. Wish we Americans had the guts to do that more

@krzysztoflesniak2674

4 жыл бұрын

That's what one could call "american culture hegemony". If sth has some connotation in the USA society, Americans expect to feel the same guilt-feeling from others. It is like expecting from "kiwis" to be mentally obeyed to "aussies" in every interpretation of the surrounding world. There is sth wrong with american transformation of narratives about the world. They are a huge partner for others, but should not repeat the faults and insults of the past, by extending to other countries/nations, their struggle with redefinition of narratives. Maybe USA feels alone on its path through demythologization of culture etc. but they always want to be the avantgarde. Are they afraid that their civilization is crumbling like a Roman Empire? If so, they can learn from history, instead of yelling and trying to rectify those who have different opinions from them. It is so much blah-blabing about freedom of speach and tollerance for different opinions, while in practice it is just reprogramming society so that HR (human resources - "What an oppressive name!? Like for pigfarm tenants! Must be American founded term.", to quote some opinions) can be ready for closer to optimal exchange for money, of their most valuable yet non-renewable irreversible asset (time). What an irony - money, which is based on fiduciary fundaments (people believe that printed scrap of paper bears some value), for life time. Fiduciary money - in societies where the lack of faith and honesty is so prevalent, the system must crumble down. Meanwhile people will be entartained by tertiary problems as the basic problems need hard work instead of secular preaching. There was a horse in the Roman Senate introduced there by bloodthirsty lover of animals (mentally ill tyrann). The irony is that these self-proclaimed organizations for everyone's goods (except human tax-payers) will one day introduce to US Senate a horse or a dog, under the excuse of misrepresentation of society and a mankind guilt of the animal kingdom genocide. A healthy man can be viewed as mentally ill in the soul asylum. Period.

@PatrickButterly

2 жыл бұрын

oh yeah - US assumes everyone shares their exact racism :D But on the other hand the person who pitched the add probably did and since its not as common knowledge there not enough people noticed before it was too late. Its also racist in the US for to assume black people like grape soda and/or watermelon... even though both those things are absolutely delicious and you should assume everyone likes them at all times.

@reggieflintstone9612

Жыл бұрын

I always way confused by this.... It's like, we call all black people African Americans....but not all black people are African nor American

One time I went out with my in-laws. We were going to burger king . And my sis in law see's this black family and say "are you sure you want to eat here?" Followed by "looks kinda dangerous"... My husband was surprised and so was I...

I used to read Cracked Magazine as a kid. My mom thought it would turn me into a degenerate.

You don't need to look for other offensive ads. Half the comments here are offensive enough. Fuck them, this is great stuff as usual, Cracked.

@heyjaypay4521

7 жыл бұрын

You seem like the kind if guy who screams out racism at every little moment in your day. White guy says good morning? He Must be racist. Black guy trips on the sidewalk? Must be those damn white racists at it again.

@chaumas

7 жыл бұрын

Um, that's just Cracked title syndrome. The _actual_ topic of this video is "offensive ads", not "sexist/racist ads". Nobody's claiming that ableism is a form of racism.

@germyw

7 жыл бұрын

Yep. What's wrong with white males? They are so damned oversensitive. Whiny bums.

@kakashi76767

7 жыл бұрын

i call them PWCs. poor white crybabies. They will become real men once they get laid, dont worry

@kakashi76767

7 жыл бұрын

+Jobot 323 +marie watson young white american males are oversensitive pwcs - poor white crybabies. dont you morons have mothers and sisters that you love?? its obvious you dont have girlfriends tho, because you get triggered by words like "battered women's shelter" or "under-reported rapes". Their sisters probably hate them, they have no girlfriends, and mom is just that robot that brings meals to the basement.

the hipster guy is dressed almost exactly like the smug white guy in the intel ad.

@hazenwilson4944

8 жыл бұрын

At 7:21 he makes a joke about that

@polymphus

7 жыл бұрын

does the word "hipster" mean anything now, or is it just "dude I don't like" ?

@sarahwilds6311

7 жыл бұрын

+polymphus it basically means "Trendy" people, which everyone else hates.

@blacknecromancer05

7 жыл бұрын

The hipster guy dressed like the white guy in the intel knows that he is dressed like the white guy in the intel ad and he makes a joke about himself being dressed similarly to the white guy in the intel ad please watch the video.

@billlupin8345

7 жыл бұрын

Being a hipster douchebag ironically still makes you a hipster douchebag. Fun fact.

The Love's Baby Soft commercial is hilariously out there! Thanks for the tip.

The guy narrating this video looks like he drinks about four or five soy lattes a day and calls black people “race traitors” if they say anything too conservative.

Cracked: *notices the hundreds of dislikes on pretty much every video dealing with social issues* Cracked: Hm, maybe we should, like, be fucking pussies and not make those anymore. Cracked: ... Cracked: Nah.

@Vishnu_Karthik

8 жыл бұрын

Others:Well fuck you! unsub.

@greghughes6098

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vishnu_Karthik care to follow up now that Cracked flushed itself down the toilet

Most people in the comment section: Feels people get offended too easily Gets fucking butthurt over this video and complains about it Genius logic there

@bagandtag4391

8 жыл бұрын

This is so true, take your like.

@stinger59605

3 жыл бұрын

This comment section, and all of politics.

A completely random video, and yet I still manage to find Estonia in it. Nice.

The Aussie one is not racist at all. Here in Australia, KFC is just fine for everyone! And the Aborigines enjoy it just as much as us whities and there is no negative connotations associated with it at all. Why would a group of people enjoying fried chicken at a cricket match in Australia be considered racist just because someone in the United States who happened to see the ad' might interpret it differently. That's insane.

@halloweenallyearround4889

5 жыл бұрын

It's imperalistic from gringos (USA people) to wanna police other countries based on USA history and their current issues. But Australia is very racist in many other ways, not the chicken just the dehumanization of the natives ;)

@barthslung

5 жыл бұрын

It was only seen as racist in America because of our cultural history, not by intention. Like in the way offense can be taken but cannot be given. That being said, your comment makes you seem like a racist through American eyes by the way you say "even the aboriginese... Blah blah blah..." It is one culture's problems creating an intention of other culture's ignorance to world views basically.

@mikochild2

5 жыл бұрын

Yes Americans do look at it through the tint of our own history. Bit it doesn't help that there are only dark faces and one white guy. Maybe if we had seen other people represented in the group of chicken eaters, we wouldn't respond this way. Not saying the video is wrong, just making a statement about our perceptions. Thoigh I'm sure most people view the world through the tint of their experiences, not just us.

I didn't mind the video, I found it okay. * ducks *

Oh look, it's buzzfeed.

Bob and Tony really got me. I am still laughing. So stupidly wrong...

I got called racist cuz I said to a friend that I have a hard time reading the lips of a girl that just happens to be black. What I meant is that she doesn't enunciate her words when she talks, so I had a hard time understanding her.

There's nothing racist or sexist in this video. THE COMMENT SECTION HAS SPOKEN!

I knew I shouldn't have read the comments.

came from the cracked website! Uber fan for soooo long how did I not know they had a KZread? Cracked was the first people to get me listening to podcasts years ago too!

Real Fact : Many Germans seem not to know about the blackface taboo. See also the case of the German lady who went to an american animation convention wearing makeup to match her cosplay character. In this case, Garnet from Steven Universe. Has no idea why people were staring, insulting, and throwing food at her.

How to make a racist ad in 2016: 1. Have a black guy in it 2. ??? = Racist ad

@Felix-ot9sk

8 жыл бұрын

+Emmitt Nervend Or not having a black guy in it is also racist. Somehow.

@francisstarrk2813

8 жыл бұрын

+Free lix (Freelix2000) It's racist cause racism race racists for racism

@Felix-ot9sk

8 жыл бұрын

Francis Starrk Its racist because the guy who made it is racist, and the reason he's racist is because he says he's not racist but everything he says is wrong because he's racist.

@TheAmazingWanderLuster

8 жыл бұрын

lmao fr

@cjgem80

8 жыл бұрын

+Arogon Right, because there weren't black people who were upset about that commercial.

WUBALUBADUBDUB!!

@Shawnstradamus

8 жыл бұрын

+Mistress Cheng Allllright! caaaan doooo!!!!!!

@Divinemartyr

8 жыл бұрын

Beautiful.

@adriansimone6337

8 жыл бұрын

You are awesome

@hubertfarnsworth8506

8 жыл бұрын

Help me I'm in great pain

I was a kid in the 70's and even I thought there was something fucked up about Love's Baby Soft commercials.

I grew up watching the Ki-Ora advert in the UK as a kid. And you know what I thought the characters in the advert were? Crows. Birds. Not humans. The idea that they were supposed to be black people never once entered my mind. I didn't consider the advert racist then and I still don't see it as racist now.

"you were wearing clothes you could probably still pull off today" well i didnt grow much and am currently rocking some old clothes so

@staceykersting705

3 жыл бұрын

Wait til u r 70...most of my clothes are 20 yrs old. lol.

I love all the super defensive comments ha There's an ad where pandas yell at each other in Chinese accents, there's an ad that has 6 black people bowing towards a white man! What's not racist about them? Also, I've noticed none of the comments refer to the creepy sexual ads at the beginning.....you can spot inappropriate sexualization as being bad but stereotyping black people is no big deal. Another thing: there's nothing "preachy" about pointing out the out-dated views of the 1970's....ironically it's "telling it like it is" that crap was wrong and stupid then and it's wrong and stupid now. :)

Commenting in 2021 - this past week we were "treated" to a man who identified as a woman exposing himself in the women's locker room at a CA spa, and the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus singing "We're Coming After Your Children". And someone is offended by THIS?

Loves baby soft was my first perfume I ever got when I was 11!! XD

As Gandalf once said, "So it begins, the greatest sh!tstorm of our time..."

This video started really funny but then got really, really preachy. Do Americans hate themselves that much??

@willlastnameguy8329

7 жыл бұрын

Jackylification Only college kids in their 20s who dont actually know anything

@jeffreyanderson667

7 жыл бұрын

Only left-wing liberal "social justice warrior" types. They scream the loudest and complain the most, so you might get the idea they're more prevalent than they actually are.

@mallowhawk294

6 жыл бұрын

if they elect a trump then yea

@crys_cornflakez

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@dessakat

6 жыл бұрын

We all hate ourselves...it's what America was founded on. Self-hate.

Distracting Germans with chicken? What do you take us for? At least use a nice Bratwurst with potatoes!

That Kia-Ora advert was fantastic! Absolute classic!

"Too easy" is a saying here in Australia. It pretty much means the same as "no worries" and they are both just an expression that don't use the words literally. It doesn't have anything to do with how easy something is. Person A: I am going to the shops, back in 20 minutes. Person B: Too easy. This is normal. Similarly when Australians say "no worries" we aren't saying that we are not worried. It's closest translation is probably I acknowledge what you said or that something positive occurred, but with all of our sayings you can pretty much just use them in any way completely for no reason and the other person is just expected to know what it means. It's probably a bit unusual for other cultures to understand.. but I am sure you get the "tangerine chicken" of what I am saying (see I used a random phrase that means nothing instead of the word "point" and Australian's would have understood without this note).

@seeuavtownsville

7 жыл бұрын

Disclaimer: Not stating if the KFC ad was racist or not, but people seem a bit hung up on why "too easy" was said not understanding what it means in Australia.

@Roper122

7 жыл бұрын

It's not. There's no tradition of depicting West Indian people in Australia as eating fried chicken. So while it may have been racist in the US, it wasn't in Australia. If they are going to say that KFC in Australia should have done their homework, then the same applies to them.

Oi Cracked, your late. April Fools Day was on the first of April guys.

Lmao, I remember that statue cleaning report. That's Australian news for you, everybody.

That first ad made me so uncomfortable.

I just realized, I have no clue whatsoever how liking fried chicken came to become a negative stereotype of blacks. I mean, if it was some kind of food which most people didn't like, I could understand it. I could see 'Vegimite-eater' becoming a racist attack on Australians. But fried chicken is really, really weird. Not only does everybody love it, but before the advent of a bunch of food freezing technology, chicken was damn near a luxury food! It was expensive, and not terribly common. Goose was far more common (until all the goose farms in New England got wiped out by a disease that got away from the researchers at the Plum Island animal disease research facility). I'm not aware of any kind of negative view of chicken when the stereotype was originally created... and fried foods weren't seen as unhealthy until the 1980s... so I just don't get it. It would be like steak becoming a negative stereotype of white people. Most people like it, it's a fairly expensive food, etc. Just doesn't seem to make sense.

@JohnMackeyIII

8 жыл бұрын

+Sandy Nichelle his point is they are not selling scraps. you say "we" like just yesterday your family was given gizzards by your master. racism isn't going away. our culture seems to think wee can solve this without addressing the problem. be pro-life cutoff friends who aren't. if a baby has no value you can not attribute any to yourself. people get there value from another source other than the culture they are in. point people to the source, claim the source, accept no other form of value except that from the source.them your conversation will change and the discussion will go in the right direction.

@mariavargas6401

8 жыл бұрын

Sandy Nichelle I totally understand what you're saying, and unfortunately for history, you are correct. However let me let you in on something my grandmother that was of Native American descent 100% Mixtec (Mayan/Aztec), well she was an orphan in southern Mexico, just a few miles north of Guatemala, the coast of Oaxaca to be precise, ( were there a lot of Afro Mexicans by the way), and she said that the wealthy people that she worked for would let her and the other servants only have the inyards/chitlins and when she was a child they told her to have a wing to fly far away, so she could fly away far far, far away. I found that story sad :'(

@naediggs4816

8 жыл бұрын

+Sandy Nichelle exactly, and this stereotype is an insensitive and dehumanizing mockery of this

@redmercury1159

8 жыл бұрын

+Dustin Rodriguez man everybody likes fried chicken! not just black people!

@DustinRodriguez1_0

8 жыл бұрын

ima domesticterrorist I know! That's why I find it so mysterious how it could become related to one particular race, let alone in a negative way!

ok the thing about the kfc advert: in New Zealand and Australia - kfc is one of the most popular fast foods for some reason. That, mc donalds and pizza hut. So that ad isn't saying ; 'dark skinned people like fried chicken' it's saying, 'everyone likes fried chicken, even if you're around total strangers or people supporting a different sports team to you, they will eat kfc with you.' It's not about their skin colour. In this case, the Australian guy (who supports Australia's cricket team that's obvious by his clothes) was sitting in the middle of a bunch of people who were supporters of another country's team (possibly West Indies?) (again obvious by what they are WEARING and how they are acting). I think Americans don't understand our cultures very well if they think it's about black people and white people. I know that the people around him are black but actually a lot of immigrants from other countries are not white (obviously)...and if they are from the West Indies then yeah, they will of course be black. It's not the same as an American advert at all.

@2013daxdaniel

6 жыл бұрын

Bekah Sp ...

@karma6574

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad someone pointed this out.

@mathieushifera135

3 жыл бұрын

With most people that would be one thing. However this is an advertisement agency: it's literally part of their job to know better (most big ad company creative departments are communication majors). Making an ad like this is poor taste, even with the best of intent and could have been done better. OP made that point when he suggested german fans instead, or anything of that nature

@chasjones6730

3 жыл бұрын

Lol...ok literally every country in the West Indies and every country in the western developed world KNOWS why this is racist except Australia. Thats probably why it was marketed there then. Not because it wasn’t racist but because Australia couldn’t tell it was racist. An American is saying how multiple people around the world found this racist. It’s just too easy to defend how others may find this racist...too easy! Oh yeah😑...all people from the West Indies aren’t black...obviously!

Gee I cant imagine how this company, web page, channel flushed itself down the crapper

How is calling Asian people racist? Or can you really explain?

I should get a medal for finishing this video. that was insanely boring.

@Pfromm007

8 жыл бұрын

+SuperFreeEducation Wait your turn, I am getting my medal for reading your comment.

@SuperFreeEducation

8 жыл бұрын

oh! sick burn.

@Pfromm007

8 жыл бұрын

Oh no worries, your medal is much bigger and shinier.

People in comments: Ugh, my god Cracked why are you so PC ugh, why can't we go back to the good old days when you could be racist and sexist and not get called out for it. ugh so lame

@sabinea.4532

8 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏so true

@keiganakers9911

8 жыл бұрын

this. there is literally nothing in this video that isn't ACTUALLY hilariously sexist or racist

Editor in chief? How man? You launched Cracked?

I do feel that “making shoes for people who have feet” is actually a pretty good business plan.

@2:35 The main issue with shoes like these is how people walk/jog/run. 99.99% of folk walk *_heel to toe_* and this causes a *lot* of issues. When your heel hits the ground your entire body weight is going through those joints simultaneously hence the oversized heel cushion, but there is an answer. Walking/jogging/running *_ball to heel_* has a profound effect on the stresses placed on your joints... not only does it allow you to easily change where your foot will land (something *heel/toe* does not allow), it greatly lowers the pressures on your joints as it slows down the transfer of weight, thus saving them from later in life permanent joint injury. It takes some practice to master but the rewards are *HUGE:* increased calf strength, better posture, the ability to change where your foot lands as previously mentioned and long term reduction on stresses and injuries to your leg joints. The interesting thing is (well, two interesting bits) that it was only in the last couple few hundred years that we changed from *ball/heel* to *heel/toe* because of a massive change in footwear design. The other bit of note is that children naturally start out with *ball/heel* run... it's something they lose as they get older as shoes are designed for *heel/toe* with large cushiony heels. Having shoes with a flatter sole makes *ball/heel* much easier. Many peoples from around the world run in the *ball/heel* style and it's only relevance is that it's not a bunch of *_"weirdo"_* crunchy hippies doing it. Try it out for yourself... it feels awkward at first but soon becomes your default mode and you'll be all he better for it. The way it works is as follows: You point your right foot down towards the ground before you make contact with the ball of your foot. With your left foot standing flat against the ground you can change where your right foot will be placed, regardless of if you've started to place it down in one spot... once the spot is chosen you lower your heel until your right foot is flat on the ground. You then do the same process with your left foot and the series repeats ad infinitum (or at least until you've sat down). This change in style will greatly improve your life, I'm not kidding, I suffered a massive back injury and the amazing physical therapist I had who taught me this method is forever my hero since all this stress on my joints being gone has greatly reduced my pain level. There's a great video on the history and method of *ball walking* at the following link: kzread.info/dash/bejne/d6eu2buHptmpmrQ.html Pretty irrelevant comment considering the focus of this video, but I really believe that *ball walking* can help a *_LOT_* of people and want to share it wherever possible as it can change people's lives for the better.

@shami5enwow

5 жыл бұрын

orion khan Wow among a comments section full of division and people saying racist and insulting things to and about each other, you leave a comment with a desire to improve everyone's life even if it's somethball ting small like walking style. Honestly this is one of the best comments I've read in awhile. Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity and also thanks for the informative advice. I've been walking ball/heel all day today and it actually does take a lot of pressure off the joints and back lol.

@anewagora

5 жыл бұрын

I love it when I find a random very passionate comment, so authentic and natural. Most people don't want to be bothered I guess... What's odd about this is I now discover I've had it backwards. I've never found using my heels first or at that kind of angle to be comfortable, and when running am on the ball of the foot. I've tried to run heel-toe many times in the past and it's almost impossible. The biggest problem is you push off with the toe+ball of the foot, so where do you change to the heel? Most of the time my heel never touches the ground. A lot of fairly athletic and exercise oriented people have said I run weird. Human beings are strange from being so adaptable.

@wmdkitty

5 жыл бұрын

Totes OT, but dude -- FINALLY! Heel/ball walking feels unnatural because it IS!

@bland9876

3 жыл бұрын

Wait there are testicleless on my feet? (i have no idea what you meant by "ball to heel" on your comment)

@jessicatsao92

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely going to try this out. I need the foot relief, that's for sure.

I really should stop expecting youtube comments to not be a festering shitpile.

The 70s are recent thanks for not click baiting me

It's racist to assume I am racist because I'm white.