"In your hands, you fucking idiot". Nailed it.

@cahalwhite2984

7 жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard I started crying. Fucking perfect.

@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw

6 жыл бұрын

delugesofgrandeur Even though it's kind of like telling a doctor you perform surgery "with a scalpel you fucking idiot xDDDDD" but hey, I'm sure this guy is totally an expert in medieval swordfighting and knows better than everyone else.

But, like, how do you carry a sword properly?

@bjam89

8 жыл бұрын

+NerdSync look up skallagrim if you want to know that, he has lots of interesting videos, some are about how fantasy weapons are badly designed

@jojoawesome4183

8 жыл бұрын

sharp edge away from your face. DONE

@bjam89

8 жыл бұрын

Jojo Awesome then you need to know what kind of weapon, the balance, the handle grip, how to pose your strikes, how to hold it so it wont fly out of your hand when your sword is hit

@mellonmarshall

8 жыл бұрын

+NerdSync not on your shoulder if you want to draw it quickly, which is what those videos are about, no the only place to carry a sword with ease is at the waist

@fatsamcastle

8 жыл бұрын

+bjam89 omg fantasy weapons are badly designed!? who knew.

Hollywood seems to think that everyone who isnt from America or >insert current date Bad guys? Either British or Russian The only time they care about accents is if it's a ww2 epic and we need to be reminded Germans are bad so they do those accents.

@AVerySillySausage

5 жыл бұрын

I looked this up. The real reason for the British accent villains isn't as direct as it seems. In Hollywood movies the protagonist is usually going to be American and speak with an American accent. In order to create a contrast between the hero and the villian they like to often make them speak with a different accent. The reason it usually turns out to be English is because non-American but English speaking actors are most likely to be English, but really any foreign accent will do. There is probably also a bias towards English accents because Americans think they sound smart and sophisticated which tends to be an intimmidating trait that villains have. So it's not exactly that "British=bad".

@nonh1

5 жыл бұрын

Also, according to Hollywood, Third World accents are interchangeable. Third World characters are usually sidekicks to the American-accent hero or henchmen to the British-accent villain (even if the whole story takes place in one of their countries), so they just have to talk funny. You can have a Mexican character with a Colombian accent, or an Arab character with a Sub-Saharan accent. It doesn't matter to Hollywood.

@MRuby-qb9bd

5 жыл бұрын

@@nonh1 Tbh most Americans can't tell the difference. Although Hollywood consistently muddling it up probably doesn't help, if that's they're only exposure to certain accents.

@trybunt

4 жыл бұрын

There are also Germans! Don't forget the Germans! Interesting side note, old timey movies all use that weird old timey accent because some idiot got the bright idea that every respectable person speak exactly the same, in a transatlantic accent to prove how gosh darn better they were then the common folk, and that accent was taught to every film student as the proper way to speak.

@evetats235

4 жыл бұрын

soraninja so true 😂

I love how he came at one youtuber's whole life and career personally. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The "innovative bullying" bit was by far the best.

@PanzerMold

6 жыл бұрын

Right? How's that for Troll comeuppance! Lol

@giniibb4605

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed lol

@shastabare6026

5 жыл бұрын

Yep!! Sick back-burn ↩️

@randomobserver8168

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr. You should never spend a lot of time on the web implying people are stupid or socially awkward or otherwise weird and outside social norms and expectations unless prepared to take it in turn.

@Dirty0o0Jester

4 жыл бұрын

I too am a dink that watches sword tutorial videos, it's worth the mocks xD

thanks to prometheus we now have the phrase "they went to the prometheus school of running away from things" just turn, in either direction, it's not that difficult. i'd like to see how those characters try to outrun a train

@26rainydays

8 жыл бұрын

Not very well, that's how

@blackhawc39

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's the problem. Maybe the writers saw Stand By Me and didn't understand why the kids couldn't run right/left.....off the bridge

@SmashLiXs

8 жыл бұрын

+lukassnakeman didn't cinnemasins come up with that?

@lukassnakeman

8 жыл бұрын

***** yes. you know those moments where you think faster than you can type? thats what happened

@blairmunro3980

8 жыл бұрын

+lukassnakeman Well, the tracks ARE there for a reason...

The drugs one definitely. I hate when movies make taking one hit from a joint the equivalent of eating a whole bag of shrooms while smoking peyote. Some of these guys start actually hallucinating and I sometimes barely get that high taking an entire bowl to the face and the worst that happens is I keep forgetting where I am for a second lol

@redchic

5 жыл бұрын

Crazelord91 My family is that messed up on drugs. Lol. At nearly every family reunion of the past twenty years, the cops have been called and people handcuffed. At my cousin's wedding...a brawl broke out at the reception which was held in the church reception hall (a church never stopped my family from partying. Lol). During the brawl I saw a table be thrown through a stained glass window and seconds later a person was thrown after it.

@plainjellis

5 жыл бұрын

I think Seth was on shrooms though

@metalboy5150

5 жыл бұрын

redchic That sounds like alcohol. Not "drugs." Or maybe PCP or something fucked up like that. But it's not just plain ol' weed. Or if it is, then your family members have serious medical needs.

@redchic

5 жыл бұрын

... Michael pate I hope you're not presuming/assuming to know my family better than I do. I didn't say that my family was typical. I only gave my family's scenario because we're proof that not all reactions to weed are stereotypical. Most are, but not all. And my family is part of the " not all" group. I will never understand why folks think they can possibly know more about all people, than people who actually know the subjects. And my family didn't take anything medically, they just don't react typically. As a good example, and it's me personally, so I know it's accurate... I've had many surgeries in life and been prescribed many different painkillers. The high that people get from oxy.... No matter how much I take... It doesn't have any effect on me like that. No buzz, no high, no energy. It just takes the edge off pain after surgery. That's it. However, if I take Vicodin.... It does very little to kill pain for me but I have the most horrific, wicked lucid dreams where people are trying to kill me. I won't take it because I it's not worth the terror. Soooo.. . Everybody is different.

@metalboy5150

5 жыл бұрын

redchic You're right that everybody is different, and I said nothing about knowing anyone better than you. Don't look for reasons to be offended. What I said was that kind of aggressiveness is not an effect marijuana has on people generally. It sounds like your family has issues that may already be there and are using intoxication as an excuse for letting them run rampant. Your example of painkillers is completely unrelated, and has nothing to do with the issue at hand. I am a (somewhat) recovering addict, I have more experience with painkillers than I want. I understand the differences between them. But that's not what I'm talking about, and the chemical effects of opioids are vastly different from the chemical effects of THC and other active ingredients in pot.

I love that he's so petty that he looked into the guy who insulted him.

Walking around when you don't have your glasses on. Seriously, Hollywood treats removing glasses as if it made you completely blind, deaf and dumber than a sack of rocks. A character who can navigate their apartment to go pee in the dark at night without as much as a stubbed toe will remove their glasses and suddenly go Mister Magoo, hands outstretched and eyes squinting, being utterly unable to recognize anyone as their roommate asks them a question and they say "MOM?" in confusion. Not wearing your glasses is not THAT bad, it barely makes your vision blurry like watching a Monet painting from a few inches away. Even blind people aren't that lost and would make fun of you for having most of your eyesight left and being so utterly devastated that you can't recognize your loved ones by voice, height, silhouette and color. Even with my eyes closed at night, I can navigate the treacherous path to my toilet without outstretching my arms WITHOUT smashing my face on a wall like a moron.

@irosencrantz882

7 жыл бұрын

Silver Dragon... my sister is that blind. Before she got glasses, she didn't know what leaves looked like on trees outside. She was mystified.

@drakkenmensch

7 жыл бұрын

IRosencrantz But did that prevent her from knowing where all the walls were in her home? From recognizing people by VOICE? I'm saying that hollywood near-sighted means that removing your glasses means that you lose ALL SENSES, not just sight. Just look at any Big Bang Theory episode where Leonard loses his glasses and marvel at how a supposedly genius level IQ is unable to tell people apart by sound and bumps into every wall of his apartment where he's otherwise been seen navigating at night with no problem.

@totalweirdo8538

7 жыл бұрын

Silver Dragon See, the biggest issue I have with this bit, is those occasions on which 'character with lost glasses' is stumbling around like a zombie, arms outstretched, for some god forsaken reason *not* looking on the FUCKING FLOOR WHERE THEIR GLASSES *OBVIOUSLY* ARE WHAT THE HELL, moaning and groaning like partial loss of sight renders you utterly incapable of functioning as a human being, and yet, despite having their arms *directly in front of them*, somehow *still* manage to crash into a wall, quite possibly breaking their nose and 99 times out of 100 falling to the floor straight on their back and knocking themselves out.

@drakkenmensch

7 жыл бұрын

TotalWeirdo Yeah, I wore glasses for most of my life if and they dropped down,I would just say "oh gee I just dropped my glasses" and would kneel down and pick them up. Simple. No need for Mister Magoo antics to ensue.

@ashbae007

7 жыл бұрын

Silver Dragon i dont know about u but u obviously dont got Coke bottle glasses. i had to drive home on in my truck and could only go 15mph! shit aint no joke if your script is strong enough

Big Daniel. With a "Big."

@RevengeOfThaNerd

8 жыл бұрын

+NerdSync NeeeerdSync!!!! Love when people I follow, follow other people I follow.

@soulchain247

8 жыл бұрын

+Revenge of the Nerd Subscribe*

@mexrell

8 жыл бұрын

+soulchain247 this is important

@CourtneyCoulson

8 жыл бұрын

+Revenge of the Nerd I was thinking the same thing. It's a small world. Hi Scott!

@wolfmatic399

8 жыл бұрын

O Brien with a B

*“Tiny bald semi-people”*

@hbeachley

5 жыл бұрын

Princess SparklySequins A baby peeing in your face is a real thing, though. It’s happened to me once and my best friend twice. (I don’t know why they only do it to women in movies.$

@PitViperAA

4 жыл бұрын

@@hbeachley pee to the face is THE "incompetent dad trope"

@gooseman2851

4 жыл бұрын

Hey that's my uncle

Running on pure fear is harder than you think. The adrenaline makes your muscles very strong and your reflexes quicker. After the initial moment of freezing shock and you start to run, you are being flooded with speed and painkillers. Walking is a habit based on muscle memory. You already know how far your stride is and you balance accordingly with your arms and upper body. When you take off in complete T-Rex spawned terror, all that muscle memory is out the window. Watch soldiers running for their lives or charging a bunker. They are tripping all over themselves even though pretty much the entirety of their training is about operating under stress.

@MsJeanneMarie

5 жыл бұрын

ered203 I think different people react differently though. Some freeze up. I know the one time I ran out of real adrenaline producing fear, one second I was here and the next second I was there. I don't remember running; it all just happened so fast! lol

@danidejaneiro8378

5 жыл бұрын

ered203 - you're right and running even without fear on an uneven surface like the beach requires concentration and coordination otherwise you twist your ankle in minutes.

@beepboop756

4 жыл бұрын

I was really nervous during a volleyball tryout once and I had so much adrenaline i couldn't run the quick sprints without tripping. I wish movies would show that more realistically

@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney

4 жыл бұрын

Hoop Jeanne Hear, hear! I've run twice out of involuntary adrenaline fear, once from a big, mean, definitely attacking me dog and once from an overturning crawler crane on a pipeline job I was working. In both instances, I covered what seemed like an impossible distance in what seemed like an impossible amount of time and had no recollection whatsoever of doing so.

@TheMacNilly

4 жыл бұрын

ered203 one time I "ding dong ditched" an older kid (i thought I was fast as SHIT) and I couldnt bring myself to even sprint, I was so scared when he ran out that door🤣

8:24-- "The 'Prometheus' School of Running Away From Things"

@leonrekkar

7 жыл бұрын

DING!

@CrazyDiamond1266

7 жыл бұрын

I finally understand the joke

@illicitdreamz9904

7 жыл бұрын

newdem08 this comment does not include a lap dance

@agentwashingtub9167

7 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

@toothbat

7 жыл бұрын

newdem08 lol yes😂

"You use your hands you fucking idiot" lmfao

@tentailmadara2500

8 жыл бұрын

lmao

"#2 - Kidnapping anyone surnamed Neeson" So true.

Watching old OPCD episodes has made it super easy to pick out exactly which parts of each episode of Last Week Tonight DOB writes.

@RiotGrl416

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! I'd like to think I recognize a lot of his jokes.

Interrupting someone when you have important information that could even be life saving. People in movies will struggle to get a word in edgeways whilst another person is talking. In real life you would just say "Excuse me you're about to be hit by a car." etc, in film the other person is doing a monologue oblivious to the person they are talking to doing crazy face movements and looking like they need the toilet.

@TheRealVivia

4 жыл бұрын

CAMZAB bro I hate that shit so fucking much. It makes me so angry, just open your big mouth and say what needs to be said -__-

@ArtofLunatik

3 жыл бұрын

ugh i watched curse of chucky and this exact same shit happened and it irked me soo much

So most family dinners you've went to consist of you sitting alone pretending to talk to people?

@maxben3391

8 жыл бұрын

+Jester Azazel That's certainly how MY family dinners are

@lwanco1018

8 жыл бұрын

+Jester Azazel I wish that's how mine are, most of the time I burry my head and only talk when someone talks directly to me.

@patrickharrison6293

8 жыл бұрын

I do the same, but with cardboard cut outs of MY relatives

@jeremysmullyan2865

8 жыл бұрын

+Jester Azazel That summarizes my family dinners.

@henrikg.2135

8 жыл бұрын

+The Reviewer God your family must be boring. We always talk funny bullshit or start phylosophical value disscoussions. Which reads wierd reading, but that's how we roll.

Most family dinners? normal. My family dinners? Somebody makes an inappropriate joke about a horrible topic (the most recent one was marital abuse), my cousin tries to take a lottery ticket from his aunt (who hid it in her underwear and started shouting yeast infection), somebody endangers themselves or a child (buying lunatics a four-wheeler), and inevitably I come to some form of bodily harm (broken arm on said four-wheeler, being pelted with crab apples, being physically hit by my cousins with karate training and having their dad ignore it, ect). The other side of my family was raised Amish. Their camily dinners are a lot calmer.

@Attabasca

4 жыл бұрын

Awww! You got pelted with crab apples too?!

I'm a teen in a house an I am not getting shit faced! I'm just well... Wasting my life away watching KZread.

Hey now, Skallagrim makes good content.

@PWN4G3FTW

8 жыл бұрын

+Steven Chabot I dont like him for some reason.

@maxben3391

8 жыл бұрын

+PWN4G3FTW He is kind of dismissive and mean, I don't know why.

@whealler100

8 жыл бұрын

+Steven Chabot Skall is awesome, whos talkin shit

@macacofrito

8 жыл бұрын

+Steven Chabot Yeah Skall is awesome, in or out of context ^^

@RocketPwn

8 жыл бұрын

+PWN4G3FTW He thinks very highly of himself and his opinions.

I can change my son's diaper in the dark, sleep-walking, and still in the dreamland. Shit is easy. Almost as easy as getting out of the way when he is discharging his sprinkler. .

@anananandsdsdsds3486

7 жыл бұрын

Hold on to those stories, though, they're GREAT for when he's old enough to be bringing girlfriends home to meet you.

@SuperSaverPlays

7 жыл бұрын

You know it!!

@unrulymuse

6 жыл бұрын

I just have to figure out how to keep mine from peeing on my bed.

@amandasunshine2

Жыл бұрын

I never understood why they just let it happen. Any normal person would fucking move

“Skeletor is awesome parade “😂

"The Prometheus school of running away from things" I'm probably not the first person who mentioned it but I'm mentioning it

@williamfoy599

4 жыл бұрын

This also applies to Superman Returns

I came here to comment on how you absolutely shredded that commenter, but I see everyone has already taken care of it. 😂👏

How about the unbelievably insanely-difficult task of ... putting a key into a lock. Any lock. Car lock. House lock. Bike lock. In movies, any lock cannot have a key, which was specifically designed to do this, easily slip in, turn, and unlock the lock. Not only that but keys are apparently regularly sprayed with either Pam or WD-40 as they're insanely hard to hold onto. Oh, and even though the keys all look different on that key ring, apparently people in movies forget which key is which ... even though they've very very likely used them several times a day for probably years.

@sebaa1095

4 жыл бұрын

what are you talking about...

@rozempire2843

4 жыл бұрын

You’re right

@Terri_MacKay

4 жыл бұрын

This is related to the equally insanely difficult task of simply opening a door...especially in horrors and thrillers. Victim is running from the crazed maniac who has gotten into their house. All they have to do is run to a door and open it...and they can't. They spend 5 minutes tugging on the door knob, and for absolutely no reason that makes sense, the door just won't open. OR, after 5 minutes of futile tugging, they realize that the door is locked, and it takes them another dumbly, inept 5 minutes to just turn the damn deadbolt and unlock the door. Every time I see this scene in a movie, it makes me grind my teeth!!

@Minumer

3 жыл бұрын

As a security guard with such a keyring, it is 100% accurate to barely remember half of them.

@JackDecker63

3 жыл бұрын

@@Minumer What? I wasn't referring to a ring of numerous keys that a security guard carries around to unlock numerous doors in a facility, but the keyring you have in your pocket for your car or house.

Also, when people run on pure fear they don't usually make that hysterical bug-eyed expression you see in movies. They look frightened, but concentrated and stern. While running, your survival instinct gets you focused; it doesn’t make you cry and scream like a lunatic.

"the traditional 'Skeletor is awesome' parade" LOL!

Daniel just absolutely roasted a dude, fantastic. Mr. O'Brien, keep doing you man.

@danparedes1852

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously, that dude was self-hating garbage and he outed him so hard as a hypocrite!

Liked because of that beautiful roasting

@dlower23

7 жыл бұрын

SGT SQUINTY youtube I really enjoyed him taking the time out to destroy that commenter.

@NecroAsphyxia

7 жыл бұрын

dlower23 Didn't really destroy him... all he did was prove his own ignorance. The videos he pointed out were anti-feminist/Anti-BLM videos and Skallagrim. Being against a movement or ideology does not mean you are against a whole group of people. Being Anti-BLM does not mean you hate black People. Being Anti-Fem does not mean you hate women. And Skallagrim is actually kinda cool and will end you rightly xD.

@dlower23

7 жыл бұрын

Yuki The Homemaker xD ok, I see the error of my ways

@TheTardisDreamer

7 жыл бұрын

Yuki Watching videos that pretty obviously are extremely biased just based off the title of them on a series of topics makes you an uneducated idiot, regardless of what side you're on. It's abundantly clear they have a narrow view based off of the kinds of videos they watch and I don't respect that at all. Also the idea that feminism and "men's rights" issues like men's mental health are separate ideas in opposition is laughable and if you have to use titles to validate human rights issues as more important than one another, then you have missed the point straight off the mark in achieving anything. They're the same thing, unless you're on either extreme. Where do they think the appreciation of men's mental health came from? Because it certainly wasn't from the 1950's when men were expected to be invulnerable, tough, bread-winners to save their hapless wives. And have they not realised that the same poisonous obsession with extreme masculinity is not only what causes so much domestic violence and rape for women, but also an obsession that attacks men for being vulnerable, and artistic, and caring- traits seen as traditionally feminine and weak- and why mental health in men is such a problem still? Feminism that is about trying to make women like men, and trying to take down men, is not feminism, and the extremism is clearly only a phase from the current generation. Similarly "Men's rights" activists are almost all men who are using it as an excuse to attack feminism, even though they are using issues intrinsically tied to that in feminism. And it really shows that they're only doing it for a childish, selfish reason because they are blatantly ignoring the many countries out there were the issues affecting women in particular are appallingly bad.

@budemawa411

7 жыл бұрын

TheTardisDreamer nice "no true scotsman" fallacy and us versus them mentality. Figured a Doctor Who fan would be a little smarter and make a better argument.

6:56 this isnt here for you guys i just want this so i can find the bullying put down again

Seeing Skallagrim on this channel was the weirdest thing ever! As to "carrying a sword properly" It's not that an average person "does it wrong," it's that they don't hold it as effectively as they could. Also, he's probably discussing different techniques, either historical or practical stances, or things like half-swording.

Daniel is the closest thing I got to a spirit animal. Except he's not an animal. And I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give me advice because that would imply he gives a shit about other people's problems. Yeah. Definitely my spirit animal.

@bjam89

8 жыл бұрын

+Draw dex (Drawdex) he is human so he is an animal

@TheDrawdex

8 жыл бұрын

bjam89 I meant animal on the wild, raw, instinct and emotional side, not the biological equivalent, I can see what you meant though.

@bjam89

8 жыл бұрын

Draw dex there is a beatbowxing joke to be made, i am just to sleepy to think of it

@bjam89

8 жыл бұрын

CyD Deputy good for you, but you should start using the correct terms if you are going to randomly say you are gay

@bjam89

8 жыл бұрын

Juvart24 and here i believed the internet had moved past calling people retards

That is the best troll-anti-troll I've ever seen.

@ryansmith841

8 жыл бұрын

+Admiral Percy Just bully the bullies! That way no one gets bullied! An eye for an eye is what made this country great, right guys?

@spehizle

8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Smith You look like a melted Ken doll with a whitestrip fetish.

@ryansmith841

8 жыл бұрын

spehizle Nice ad hominem. Proving my point I suppose. Bullying creating more bullying. But I'm so terribly offended that a loser with no profile picture attacked me, I'm gonna stalk you and release an attack video about it to my millions of followers. Oh wait, no I'm a mature adult

@vincentrather1010

8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Smith that and you've got like one subscriber. Not an insult, just a factual observation. Please don't make fun of me to your millions of subscribers.

@ryansmith841

8 жыл бұрын

Vincent Rather And yet even if I was a successful content creator, which I'm not and never claimed to be, I wouldn't be so childish as to call people out and whine on the internet. Welcome to KZread, people say stupid stuff in comment sections. It clearly got to DOB, otherwise he wouldn't have acted like a grade schooler in an infantile eye-for-an-eye attempt

One of the classic examples for the "drugs turn you into a different person immediately" trope was "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski on the TV show Taxi. He was a clean-cut Harvard student...and then he ate a weed brownie. Bam.

@PitViperAA

4 жыл бұрын

Barney the Drunk from the Simpsons before he had A Beer.

So you’re telling me that NOBODY else randomly trips while running? No? Just me? Okay

@nicholasfarrell5981

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto. I be clumsy as hell, no matter how fast or slow I move.

@ManaMastery

4 жыл бұрын

Not while running, but slowly walking? All the fucking time.

@caileyrookids

3 жыл бұрын

I've fallen down while: Walking (especially after running) Standing on two heights at once Standing on a flat surface Sitting on the floor

I'm stoned right now, guess its time to go fight people!

@zedman6547

7 жыл бұрын

same

@agentwashingtub9167

7 жыл бұрын

No! I refuse to fight you!

@liawatson5789

6 жыл бұрын

starstuffb5 I'm stoned. Fight me!

@mattking4946

6 жыл бұрын

starstuffb5 fight me bitch lets get toasted

@julianbufarull7602

5 жыл бұрын

Do it with a properly carried sword.

Coincidentally, "Daniel Out" is also what James Bond says after they stop recording.

@thevoidlord1796

7 жыл бұрын

Joel Haggis "Coincedentally"

@keatvanlowe2775

5 жыл бұрын

That's pretentious as hell

Yeah, a lot of these things are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

I once found myself in a situation where 5-6 guys tried to jump me. I ran about 50 feet until i literally ran out of my shoes and fell on my face. I wouldn't be surprised if something regarding our fight or flight (sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous system) actually effected motor skills. In situations like athletic competition, I never did anything like that, but under duress, ran out of my shoes.

TY for taking that bully down a few pegs! Well done!

I kinda feel like a dumbass now because sometimes when I run really fast my torso goes farther forward than my legs and I just kind of fall

@ashbae007

7 жыл бұрын

Kolot i practice on a treadmill every day cause i live in the hood... its learn to run fast or be shoot or stabbed

@Dampzombieslayer

7 жыл бұрын

It's only when I run downhill m8

Actually... I've been told by my grandparents and other family members I was like a sniper when my diapers where being changed. Headshots all around.

Speaking as someone who raised 3 boys, I can assure you that the peeing in the face is a real struggle. The trick is to have a wipe handy to place over them when you pull off the old diaper and clean up. Then you put the new diaper on front first and pull the legs up, sweeping the back around the butt. It sounds hard, but you get the hang of it pretty quickly. Even my husband got good at it. Not too complex, but the struggle is real. I'm waiting for that one glorious movie to depict a baby shitting up their entire back to the hairline...... because, for real, babies do that too!

You forgot "Going inside a car and starting it."

The pissing on the diaper-changer is a thing, though. See, when the diaper comes off, the baby gets a rush of cool air to the previously-protected bladder area. Since those bald little proto-people haven't yet developed sphincter control, this usually results in urination.

@ultravioletpisces3666

5 жыл бұрын

But does it need to be in every movie? It's a bit cliche.

@keatvanlowe2775

5 жыл бұрын

Nope

@CS-ol7wo

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! But, it's SO predictable, u've got 2 b an absolute newb 2 get caught w it...or totally not paying attention 2 what ur doing.

@blumax961

5 жыл бұрын

The reason you see it so often is because it's not a trope, anyone with kids can tell you that this will inevitably happen to you when you change diapers

I love it when in the friday 13th Jason is just walking, and they all run very slowly, and then trip over fucking nothing. Like WHY!? Can't you all look where you're running?!

@jsmarty1

4 жыл бұрын

like ya know what would be smarter? Walking slightly quicker than Jason. Or running at a controllable rate

@alphagt62

2 жыл бұрын

Like an old Droopy cartoon, they’re running for their lives, and he’s dragging his feet, but catches them every time.

Yoo, ok so the last one happens more often than you think. Like one time I scared my brother so bad when he started running he only ran about 2 seconds super super fast before tripping over air. Same thing happend to me when I got scared I tried to run faster than I could so I fell

@AngryDoggoYT

6 жыл бұрын

So yeah

@AngryDoggoYT

6 жыл бұрын

It happends a lot

@fernandotrevinocastro1018

6 жыл бұрын

But its not hard, me and some friends once were chased by bees (doing stupid shit of course) and i fell over, and i kid you not, i fucking bounced from the ground, as he said, your brain is so full of adrenalin you dont even think, also we run like a mile at full sprint... You body is indeed better at surviving than you

@wrenlanggleif5134

6 жыл бұрын

People think the tripping is something that doesn’t happen...I’m a cross country runner, I run from other people in the woods while pumped with adrenaline all the time.

@KauanRMKlein

6 жыл бұрын

This is kind of true. It never happens while you're still in survival mode, though, but as you transition from it, back to rational mode. At least that's how it works with me. On survival mode, or auto-pilot, I run long and fast without even remembering the way I took, but when it's a false alarm, I sometimes fall, dazed by the weird feeling we get from realising we were not controlling our legs just a moment ago, while still running. We are back in control mid-run, completely unaware of how to go on from there.

I remember my cat who saved my life once. my apartment was on fire when my cat woke me up by standing on my chest. I quickly got out of the apartment but never managed to save my cat. as I was going out the door I saw her running and her body was on fire. It never broke my heart because I hate cats and I invented this story to waste your time.. thank you

@chibitesla4331

8 жыл бұрын

How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I've got nowhere to run

@videobob92

8 жыл бұрын

+Chibi Tesla Except away from the fire

@peteard5089

8 жыл бұрын

Don't sell yourself short, that's a great story.

@unplaceableface

8 жыл бұрын

+Maximus C. Thank you, that last sentence brought a tear to my eye.

@bigfnrab

8 жыл бұрын

+Maximus C. Well you failed in wasting my time, I loved it.

The part that gets me about running is when the victim goes upstairs instead of running outside. If I was being chased by a killer, HELL I would run out the front door and not up the stairs.

@mabusestestament

7 жыл бұрын

Cool that you know how you'd react if you'd actually be in such a situation.

@starkravenmarkraven4514

7 жыл бұрын

mabusestestament interesting fact, being in danger doesn't make you completely fucking inept at basic logic. Do you run and hide in a corner when someone tried to corner you? I hope not

@jamesjuld

6 жыл бұрын

kathleen chambers actually basic human reflexes make you do one of two things: running away or hiding (except if you know you are stronger/got a better weapon than fighting would be possible too). Latter would mean, since most bedrooms with closets to hide in are upstairs you'd have to go their. But that would defeat the only real upside of hiding, that the guy doesn't know where you are. But still it's human nature and think about how most people act when speaking to someone they really like for the first time. Fear works in the same way, also some would probably just freeze and do nothing. Running away would also mean leaving everything behind(maybe even your phone) and if the other guy is faster than you, you're still screwed. Basically don't get into a situation where you live alone in a nowhere with no neighbors and no way to escape of necessary.

@lazyhomebody1356

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesjuld That's what guns are for

@jamesjuld

5 жыл бұрын

@@lazyhomebody1356 maybe in America. Where you also have to worry about being shot by a 4 Year old. Great addition guns(also there are for this kind of situation better weapons, like modern crossbows, bows, slings and slingshots, knives, nets, bolas etc.) Don't forget guns only have limited ammunition, can break, have to be cleaned and taken care of, are Loud(and no silencers don't make them unbearable, especially when you are alone with someone who actively searches for you), you can survive most gun shots with basic medicine and even more dangerous once with really good medical attention. Considering the situation a better weapon would be grenades, dynamite or other explosives, that can easily be set up. Guns can work but you would need training, have one, have enough ammunition, take care of the weapon, hope it's not misfiring etc. Just use something like a slingshot(I mean we're talking range of 10 to 20 meter, slings and co are much more reliable than most guns at that distance)

You are the man!!!! I just subscribed a couple days ago because of your amazing in depth cross examination of movies. What you do is epic. I love this channel and please keep them coming.

"Life is hard, movies are easy" the title for my autobiography lol

i love daniel,this made my day.

@morpheoss

8 жыл бұрын

+Do you really care what my name is? i really don't care that your middle name is Daniel :D

@MrBeastknows

8 жыл бұрын

+Do you really care what my name is? No your middle name is not Daniel it seems to be both "care" and "what." Dumbass you don't even know your own name no wonder no one cares about it.

@midnightshaddow7612

8 жыл бұрын

+Do you really care what my name is? As your username suggest we dont give a fuck about your name...

@midnightshaddow7612

8 жыл бұрын

Do you really care what my name is? woops i for got to put a :P or jks at the end mb

"Tripping each and every one of the balls..." LOL. I hope Dan gets paid a lot for being so funny.

So I'm watching this five years later during the running and tripping montage and an add cuts in for Old the M. Nigh Shyamalan that was released when I am writing this. It starts with a running person who trips. Daniel's point is still relevant. Future KZread archeologists should take note that we have learned nothing from Dan's wisdom.

“Your body is better at survival than you are”💯

6:44 Cracked is late on this one. CinemaSins already has a name for it: the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.

@Hashbrown1682

5 жыл бұрын

* ding *

@Specimin_7

4 жыл бұрын

*Rooooll credits*

@rockyseverino9230

4 жыл бұрын

That's racist

Lol the peeing in the face and shirt thing is real. I have had kids poo between diapers. AWFUL! (I babysit)

@maryvon8518

6 жыл бұрын

I never understood the peeing on the face thing. Doesn't everyone change from the side? If you change from the bottom you're more likely to get kicked in the face.

@GavrielAbrahams

6 жыл бұрын

Mary if it's dark, it's easy to accidentally lean to close to the "fire hose". Although some babies have good aim. As for side or front, changing tables are sideways, but if you're changing on the floor or a step, one tends to change from the front

@rentaspoon219

6 жыл бұрын

Literally all you have to do is have the nappy ready, lift up wipe with old nappy, move old nappy, put new nappy underneath, wipe rest and put nappy on, easy never been peed in the face

@Nevertoleave

6 жыл бұрын

My mother says she would open the diaper tabs but leave the diaper covering us and then if we peed when exposed to the cooler air we just peed in the diaper and she would finish the diaper change when done.

@Maker_Den

6 жыл бұрын

yeah it's a real thing. The air hits it and then it lets go. It happens a few times and then you realize it will happen, then you open up and wait. if nothing happens for 10seconds then you should be fine. But always get the second ready. The other part it missed was that with boys you need to make sure to point down, or you can have some come over the top of the diaper.

"skeletor is awesome" is forever my name for de los muertos, that was awesome.

@Attabasca

4 жыл бұрын

It's a great band name.

When someone has humor they are NOT THE ONE to bully....we will tactfully tear you to pieces with intellect and precise, well articulated words! I loved how you handled that

"The traditional Skeletor is awesome parade."

@nonh1

5 жыл бұрын

It's also a Hollywood invention. The Day of the Dead involves no kind of parade.

Oh, hell no! you did NOT just put Skallagrim on blast and call him a "idiot"

@jessicasiegele8254

8 жыл бұрын

He didn't. What he's saying is that someone who made a mean comment liked those videos he listed. He refers to the commenter as an idiot and never stated who the commenter was.

@dreadcthulhu5

8 жыл бұрын

+PurpleStorm8 I think the point was that the guy had to watch six videos on how to properly carry a sword.

@FFKonoko

8 жыл бұрын

+PurpleStorm8 Yeah, he didn't call Skallagrim an idiot, he called the commenter that questioned his authority on proms. Also notable is the idiot thing is that the videos favourited are, in conjunction with the bunch of anti-whatever videos and conspiracy videos, the "how to hold" ones, rather than say, the reviews or other interesting videos by Skallagrim? :p

Once I was high and changing a diaper while running away from my family's xmas dinner. They threw the turkey at me, but luckily I fell and it missed.

"Pretending you're not tripping balls while tripping every single one of the balls" LOL

Daniel is a precious cinnamon bun

@aleclahti6344

7 жыл бұрын

I want to cover him with my frosting :0

@flowersrockthenight

6 жыл бұрын

what

@chrispbacon5313

5 жыл бұрын

@Kat Murphy He looks delicious

Weed most overrated thing after sex and religion.

@espurious

8 жыл бұрын

If you think sex is overrated, you're doing it wrong.

@Robobagpiper

8 жыл бұрын

+espurious Or are over 40.

@AgentBO

8 жыл бұрын

+espurious While sex might feel really good and is fun to do, it is overrated and over exaggerated by most people. While everyone is acting like sex is the only thing they live for, most research would indicate otherwise, but no one wants to admit it openly when there is such a stigma about not thinking sex is #1 in your book. The reason why most people want sex so badly is purely because of their hormones; so for an act that's supposedly the best thing ever, we do seem to lose interest in doing it quite quickly if our hormones don't tell us to. After you bust a nut, most of the interest seems to fade away for quite a while, kinda weird considering sex is supposed to be the most fun and exciting thing ever! A lot of women don't even seem to think sex is all that great and even the men that do think it's great often only have 1 charge and pretty much only last less then 7.2 mins average. You of course are the exception, the alpha male, the one that will satisfy girls like they have never been satisfied before! At least you think you do... let us know how that 53 hour sexathon went! I'll be enjoying sex among all the other great things in life that make it worth living.

@espurious

8 жыл бұрын

AgentBO I made a joke, dude. Lighten up.

@52BLUE

8 жыл бұрын

+Kishor Hembram if sex is overrated for you then you're doing it wrong and I feel sorry for those you bed.

But seriously now, carrying a sword properly is a real thing, man.

@FFKonoko

4 жыл бұрын

Only if you live in the past like that douchebag commenter. Or a fantasy world.

The getting peed in the face trope.. is real. My husband? He knew. Like gut level knew that the moment the air hits certain areas, is the moment before the *surprise* Yes.. hit me in the face. Lol

lmao I'm a huge fan of these please keep making more. Daniel is a great writer

Oow man! that video about the sword carrying is by skallagrim, that guy is pretty cool

@paullytle246

7 жыл бұрын

battousai9795 end that fellow rightly for insulting the great bearded badass

@Bluemilk92

7 жыл бұрын

You mistake them, It's not Skallagrim who is roasted, it's the commentor who watched him. I'm sure he would agree based on how he responds to his comments.

@shastabare6026

5 жыл бұрын

Not anymore he's not!!!!

@calebmacmoyer4450

5 жыл бұрын

@Vault Boy 76 Says the fucking loser with a video game profile picture AND name.

I love his mid 2010s version of extended family dinner. Without finding out your relative support just terrible things.

“What a charming anecdote.”

Opening a car door is always super difficult in movies, especially in horror films when a girl gets to her car at night, tries to get her keys, then somehow drops her keys under her car letting whoever is following her time to attack.

I wrote a college essay about cyberbulling and I used this video as one of my examples. My teacher thought Dan was hilarious. Which is true- love DOB :)

tbf, as evidence by several scenes in Scream, when you're in a situation that requires competent thought and you've got an adrenaline high, all motor function and competency (of normal people) goes straight out the window.

I fucking love you man, your personality is the best and I couldn't stop smiling and laughing. Please keep making videos man. You brighten my day up! (btw not sarcasm)

I would invite you to one of my family dinners, but I hate them all and go out of my way to never speak to those people under any circumstances. The last Christmas dinner I had with them, police were called and three people were arrested, four people ended up in A&E and the rest of us had to clean up all the food off the floor and walls. Missed chance to give a shout out to +cinemasins, though, as they are quite fond of pointing out 'learning from the Prometheus school of running away from things'.

@1simo93521

8 жыл бұрын

Yes but you can laugh about it now ...... or in ten or twenty years?

@Maazzzo

8 жыл бұрын

Simo That was 15 years ago, I haven't spoken to most of them since. Mostly I just shake my head and tell people I am an orphan and only have my dog as family. Those people are maniacal, racist, homophobic, sexist, Trump-loving asshats. So mostly I just shake my head and grimace. A hollow hopeless chuckle, perhaps.

@Maazzzo

8 жыл бұрын

Burhan the Somali Well, I hate children, so I've got my dog. We're a pretty good family.

@theoreticallyinsane5

8 жыл бұрын

+Maddy James Dogs DO tend to be better company than people.

@Maazzzo

8 жыл бұрын

TheoreticallyInsane Dogs are so much better than people.

I'd like to Netflix and chill with Daniel

@blackgemstone801

8 жыл бұрын

+Fuzzycat Exactly. It's four way, no way

@kk234th

8 жыл бұрын

+Liligantza What about HBO and go fuck on the couch?

@SuperNerdQueen

8 жыл бұрын

+Richard Jordan Only if you're watching Real Sex XD

@sabinea.4532

8 жыл бұрын

+Richard Jordan I totally would, he is beefy and funny, best combo ever!

@samanthabayley320

8 жыл бұрын

+Liligantza I'd like to Netflix and Chill with him but without the innuendo. You know, just hang out. It would be nice.

He just casually roasted TF out of dude and I Love it

This is the best cracked video of all time. Too many zingers to quote

is it bad that I'm subbed to that sword guy's KZread page? not the commenter, the actual producer of the videos

@donkeymonsterz1428

8 жыл бұрын

+ssgsorrels Depends if your interested in HEMA.

@src248

8 жыл бұрын

+ssgsorrels Not at all

@SlightlyNotorious

8 жыл бұрын

+ssgsorrels If you have a genuine interest in HEMA or the historical context of arms and armor, I don't see why it should be.

@nivmizzet2022

8 жыл бұрын

+ssgsorrels HEMA over here too. Flared my nostrils at the idea that the bastard was watching him too.

@MrLCGO

8 жыл бұрын

You like Jolyne Cujoh, I'd say that automatically makes you an alright person. Plus I am subscribed as well, so I gotta defend my confirmation bias.

That sword video is actually good

@zedman6547

7 жыл бұрын

it is

@djinnification

7 жыл бұрын

while that may be true I think you missed the point of his retort....

@peanutbutternjorm

6 жыл бұрын

Tommy Mag yeah I didn't think s kala grim would get into this

Love your videos!! ❤️❤️❤️😁

loved the bit where you reseached and revealed the trolls video-material :D just brilliant!

"The Prometheus school of running away from things" *ding*

Also, when chased by bad guys in a helicopter, running out of the trees into a great, big open space may not be the smartest move - but they always do it.

I am absolutely loving the call outs.

Omg I'm dying of laughter all through this😂😂😂😂

Damn, getting personal! Can anyone point out who that commenter was? I hope he watches this. Would love to see his reaction.

@zentropoetic

8 жыл бұрын

Fat chance. Kid got roasted like a buncha nuts

@bethanypontsler1822

8 жыл бұрын

+Six Beer Math Dude, that really is you. While I doubt we will ever be friends based on our very different video preferences, I think it's pretty cool that you can laugh at this video. :)

@WILD__THINGS

8 жыл бұрын

Six Beer Math YOU GOT OWNED, BITCH!!!

@WILD__THINGS

8 жыл бұрын

Six Beer Math ...says the misogynistic, racist islamaphobe

@fixitfeilix5051

8 жыл бұрын

+sakecity7 "you don't share my opinion? RACIST! SEXIST! ISLAMAPHOBE!" If you actually watched any of the videos you'd know they were pretty political, but only offensive to idiots. The islam video is all about an atheist picking apart islamic comments, it has nothing to do with islamic people being bad people, only that (in the opinion of the maker of the video) they are wrong based on science The "racist" video *was made by a black person* basically saying "im for *all* lives matter, black lives matter has become toxic in saying things like killing whites to make them feel what we felt 400 years ago" The "video attacking woman" was a video of a debate like show where a man disagrees with 3 girls on a couple of different matters. Seriously, how disgusting do you have to be to resort to name calling people you don't even fully understand the views of?

Small humans do pee and poo in crazy ways but it's not a big deal... movie people are so weird

@MRuby-qb9bd

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it's much worse than what the movies portray.

I'm proud of Skallagrim appearing in the video

Omg favorite channel!

I'm the only teen in my house, Daniel... Am I doing things that I don't know about?!

@xsanguine8

8 жыл бұрын

+Emily Richard Put a running camera next to your left hand (right if you're a leftie) while you do other things, that should help you catch that teen in the act.

Actually getting peed on is quite common. My sister keeps a rag next to my nephew is case of such an emergency, but it definitely happens; probably not as much as in the movies though. lol

@eileen58

8 жыл бұрын

Also you'd probably notice it faster.

@cainsoren8963

7 жыл бұрын

Also unless babies are now getting boners for some reason I seriously doubt he has the pressure and the stability to piss that high up. On your pants or on himself I get.

@molliebug

7 жыл бұрын

dude boy babies get boners all the time, it's really common. and i'm not even a mum nor do i have siblings and even i know that :(

@eileen58

7 жыл бұрын

Mollie Overington Well I'm glad someone knows. lol Thanks for the defense with facts Mollie. :)

@kageoashj2912

6 жыл бұрын

Babies dont need boners to piss that high Babies arent hung😂😂 Their pee pee is so small it points slightly up or straightforward

Ok, but I can attest to the running thing. I have literally had my knees buckle before 🤣

i am getting shitfaced rn in a closet without my parents knowledge. life is gonna be so good for these last 3 months

I have a cousin who was running from the cops and ended up tripping and falling. I think I just disproved your theory. it made it to an episode of cops of you want proof

@MetaMarcy21

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing.

5 more simple things that are impossible in movies. #1 Carrying a sword properly

Clips of turkeys getting ruined in movies and no shot from "The Money Pit?" That turkey getting launched across the house was my favorite part.

When my extended family gets together it just turns into roasts.