Ok, has Jane aged at all in the last 7 years? I can't remember when I subbed now, but she looks the exact same

@SimuLord

27 күн бұрын

Jane is a vampire. I thought you knew.

@shanemc1202

27 күн бұрын

@@SimuLordI was unaware. Now she's gonna bite me. Uh-oh.

@SimuLord

27 күн бұрын

@@shanemc1202 On the bright side, you'll embark the following day on a wild adventure across Los Angeles full of sexy fun...unless you pick Nosferatu, in which case it's rat blood for you, all you can drink.

@thomasloyal4525

27 күн бұрын

Wait she isn't the female version of Dorian gray ?

@criz5991

27 күн бұрын

you mean better lol

Romance: Can have multiple routes over multiple playthroughs Fans: There will be only one

@Jedi_Spartan_38

27 күн бұрын

Mass Effect fans: And it shall be anyone other than Jacob...

@AncestorEmpireGaming

27 күн бұрын

*Queen’s Princes of the Universe intensifies*

@robertagu5533

27 күн бұрын

​@AncestorEmpireGaming was thinking that too...

@clothar23

27 күн бұрын

​@@Jedi_Spartan_38 Yeah even the mind vampire chick is a better choice.

@hommefataltaemin

27 күн бұрын

lol… I have this mindset in far too many games 😂 I get so attached to one character that I hate choosing any other. For instance in Fire Emblem 3 Houses, which is one of my favorite games ever, I only played the other routes besides Blue Lions one time each, whereas I’ve played the Blue Lions Route like 10 times at least, all bc I want to romance Dimitri, and even if I do romance Felix or someone else, it makes me way too sad how he ends up in every other route 😅

A reminder that Garrus Vakarian is either your best friend, your lover or both. Legendary character that's impossible to *not* love in some capacity.

@themichael4079

23 күн бұрын

as long as nothing needs calibrating

@fendrikdrake3320

21 күн бұрын

Garrus will always be my first choice. The guy is just to badass.

@abigailslade3824

21 күн бұрын

Garrus is the daddy

@angelganon8213

21 күн бұрын

I like garrus but hardly ever use him i prefer the krogans for the muscle

@grumble

21 күн бұрын

There's no Shepard without Vakarian 😭

It's worth noting that romancing River in Cyberpunk 2077 ends up being hilarious when Johnny chews you out for having relations with a cop.

@Rand0mContnt

23 күн бұрын

Johnny: fuck the police V: I’m trying! Johnny: what?

@TheStraightestWhitest

20 күн бұрын

Johnny feels everything you do, so that makes sense. He's literally being clapped by a cop.

@leafblue4915

12 күн бұрын

okay but also, once you do, you get a tank top that says "Fuck the Police" - which implies that River had that in V's size and then gave it to them to wear the morning after. Chef's kiss on that one. Love a man who can tell a good joke 😂

@chaos9059

7 күн бұрын

Johnny is an ass about everything. If V is dating Kerry. He asks Johnny" is it weird that I'm with Kerry?" Johnny acts like this " Kerry is only with you because, I'm here too" Different wording of course.

@michellemarty7510

4 күн бұрын

Honestly Johnny Silverhand hating it caused me to love fucking River. I hate Johnny so much.

Tbf, V's awkward flirting in Cyberpunk is pretty realistic

@Lokhir100

27 күн бұрын

Yeah, I'd be lucky to string a complete sentence together after meeting Panam tbh

@Zero60133

27 күн бұрын

Well, nothing is as awkward as V's dance moves.

@Muljinn

27 күн бұрын

*Commander Sheppard has entered the chat…*

@Tentacl

27 күн бұрын

It's my favorite game ever as long as romance goes (pardon the thumbnail, please). My only issue is how animations do NOT change, so I insisted until Judy was rude with me because she had flirty looks in her final mission. I gotta say, tough, it's exactly because her facial expressions are so good. And I really love the decision to NOT make the companions, her included, player-sexual - I never liked any female character in any game the way I like Judy but she lso reminds me of a RL female friend (yes, strictly friend) and those memories are way more releant than a generic pixel sex partner. CPRed decisions made Judy one of my 2 all time favorite FRIENDS in games, alongside Mordin Solus.

@joshfairweather97

27 күн бұрын

​@@Muljinnfunny thing is, Garrus dances the exact same 😅

9:29 "I see the story they tell of grey wardens endurance are not exaggerated" "It's a 30 second cut scene but okay" I laughed so hard at this

@Sketchblopp

26 күн бұрын

Makes you wonder about her previous experiences...

@hangefoureyes

24 күн бұрын

@@SketchbloppConsidering how she grew up in a swamp and has very high standard, she probably doesn't have much.

@Sketchblopp

23 күн бұрын

@@hangefoureyes that tracks

@daviddaugherty2816

22 күн бұрын

@hangefoureyes Wait, high standards? She'll jump in bed with a male warden literally the first time you make camp. The swamp part totally makes sense, though.

@Isaygoodday5

21 күн бұрын

That joke almost got a straight up spit take from me

The more I see Baldur's Gate 3 snippets, the more I believe it's a dating sim with extra steps.

@kieranwilcox7739

12 күн бұрын

It's not really that big a part of it tbh, that's that what attracts most people to it

Never forget that more people got the achievement for one of Elden Ring's secret endings than they did for the default one, all because you got to marry a doll woman with four arms.

I agree with the science lady: what's more romantic than stats? Bureaucracy? Algebra maybe?

@katatonickkatastrophe3539

27 күн бұрын

Definitely algebra. There's something super romantic about someone buying 30 watermelons!

@zuyazh

27 күн бұрын

Let me propose, calculus❤️

@SimuLord

27 күн бұрын

Accounting. I'd like to see HER credit memos!

@SmallGreenPlanetoid

27 күн бұрын

Doesn't matter as long as it can be quantified within a spreadsheet. I'm Excelsexual!

@Appl3-p13

27 күн бұрын

Don't even get me started about taxes

I can't believe that 113 million corpses have been talked to, but Scratch has only been pet 48 million times! Who are the heartless people playing this game?!!!

@daemonwise1

27 күн бұрын

It's possible they grabbed the stat for that from just one person's profile.

@Jerm4ever

27 күн бұрын

I'm on my second playthrough and lost out on the good boy simply due to trying to joke around with him *cries*

@zerin25

27 күн бұрын

I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT SCRATCH WHEN I WAS IN ACT 3!!! I MISSED HIM!! I'M SO SO SO SORRY!!!

@asherandai1000

26 күн бұрын

Pretty sure I’ve pet scratch 48 million times. Probably more.

@alexkoder1982

26 күн бұрын

*Shrugs the continues slaughtering the Harper's at Last Light Inn*

14:49 it’s killing me that the VA laughs at the end of that line, and that’s still the take they used. Giving me big Tim Curry “SPAHYCE” vibes

@khamjaninja.

9 күн бұрын

"We did twenty takes, and that was the best one."

@NovumDoesObservation

8 күн бұрын

Isn't he voiced by Dan? It makes sense that the man with a golden voice has wooed so many, but it's also completely unsurprising that trying to say a line without laughing is not Dan's forte haha

"What's more romantic than stats?" My wife could not agree with you more, Jane. For next Valentine's day, I'm thinking of giving her an Excel sheet with metrics detailing every date we've had.

“Un-brie-levable!” Jane, I love your sense of humor

@JimTheFly

27 күн бұрын

I was imagining Ellen being like 4 rooms over and just perking up because her Pun Sensors activated

@jesusaguirre2150

27 күн бұрын

That and "it's a 30-second cutscene, but OK" had me dying

@clockworkdimetrodon1001

27 күн бұрын

@@jesusaguirre2150 right?!?

@Alsebra

26 күн бұрын

While this line did get me, my favorite was "Just tell me that you didn't roll a 1."

@OdyTypeR

25 күн бұрын

She sure broke the _mold_ with that. I thought it was _brie_-lliant too! Then again, I don't know _jack_ Some may think: *" **_Cheesy_** puns? Boo!"* *"You gotta stop it, these puns are too **_grating_** "* You su-_r_ _I_ _cotta_ stop? Why so _bleu_ ? These aren't _gouda_-nough? Why you hating? *"Cuz I'm **_fet_** **_a_**-p to here with you!"* O-_que_ _so_ why're you still reading? You think they'll get better with _age_ ? *"You've **_shredded_** the last of my patience!"* I'm sorry that you feel that _whey_ ... P.S. If you have a fund-_emmental_ problem with this comment, you have my _parmesan_ to hit dislike. I'll see myself out.

Considering Tali is only 2% behind, and wasn't even a romance option in the first game, I'd say she is the real winner. Morrigan has the voice of Claudia Black. Huge advantage there.

@user-vb2ll8nl6g

27 күн бұрын

Not to mention the fact that Liara has a beautiful face and you never even see what Tali looks like except for a small picture she gives you after you've romanced her in the previous game.

@jamesherb4384

27 күн бұрын

​​@@user-vb2ll8nl6gtali benefits greatly from having such a loveable personality. she's such a sweet character, and I always loved talking to her. I liked Liara too, but for me tali was always the best.

@CrazeeAdam

27 күн бұрын

I think people love both Talk and Liara are bad ass nerds basically. Something any game player will love. But.. Seeing as how Tali can end up with Garrus.. I do enjoy shipping them

@xstarsystemsx

26 күн бұрын

I'm surprised at myself that i haven't romanced Morrigan, considering my crush on Claudia Black that has been going on since Farscape.

@pierre-mariecaulliez6285

25 күн бұрын

Also, Liara double dips maleshep and femshep. Her stats are absolutely overinflated TBH...

14:49 'I may be bad, but you made me glad.' Is it just me or can you hear the voice actor very nearly bursting into laughter at the end of that line :P

@Shae_Sandybanks

27 күн бұрын

there is a lot of Dad-puns in the game. It's excellent

The idea of a game developed by spiders of unknown numbers and nature is truly unsettling.

@KasumiRINA

24 күн бұрын

Many games, they kind of overtook Bioware around the time Tali went into that Rachni cave with Grunt and screamed "Spiders spiders spiders spiiiiiideeeeeerrrs!"

@Todesnuss

23 күн бұрын

@@KasumiRINA At least one of us isn't getting the joke rn.

@TheArklyte

19 күн бұрын

I wouldn't call them games. Technomancer, Bound by Flame, Steel Rising... they're making good DEMOS with one finished location ie first one, that is designed for reviewers, who won't go further. And to film ingame trailers on it. Then you move to next location and, oh, what a surprise, they're all empty. Loved the ideas and music behind their games, but at a certain point just gave up on their vapourware antics.

Jane is in her element here! 😉

@theubiquitouspotato

27 күн бұрын

And then some, at least she can't go all Kaiden on this one.

@geraintthomas4343

27 күн бұрын

I really want to know what Jane's teenage fanfiction user handle was. I'm convinced that she wrote a lot of shipping fanfiction at some point...

@lilisionnach

27 күн бұрын

This definitely felt like a Jane video suggestion 😂. Also, I’m surprised we didn’t see Jane come flying in from offscreen when Mike dissed Kaiden

@kryw10

27 күн бұрын

Long in the making!

@dallydaydream

27 күн бұрын

Romance! And! Statistics!

2:37 Even though it's funnier not to... "And now Garrus is doing a lot more than just calibrating the Normandy's guns!"

@LadyKattrina84

27 күн бұрын

When I heard her say this I said out loud "Woah, lady... I mean, you right but do you have to say it like that?"

@robertagu5533

27 күн бұрын

Yeah... he had reach... she had... flexibility

@lisah-p8474

27 күн бұрын

Garrus can calibrate my weapons systems anytime.

@CrazeeAdam

27 күн бұрын

I do think it's actually fairly canon not to romance Garrus.. As weird as it sounds. As he and Tali are the two that pair up regardless.. It's odd they programmed that in for them, and a few others.

@robertagu5533

27 күн бұрын

@@CrazeeAdam unless you've played characters that romance him and/or Tali back in the day.. then whom knows how awkward that gets.

One more point for shadowheart: she’s literally the first romance option you meet that doesn’t try to kill you.

Kaiden Alenko is a gem and I’m tired of pretending he’s not!!

I know Thirsty Jane conceived of this and I’m all for it😂

@julscatten2640

24 күн бұрын

I’m surprised she didn’t own up to romancing Alistair as she has in past videos. Jane… we know.

About Morrigan, it's helpful to remember one of the only ways to survive the final boss is to knock her up so she can fuse the Archdemon's soul with your unborn child so she can be mother of a god. None of the other options have a built in game reason.

@andrewcarter9649

27 күн бұрын

I don't think that counts as far as the achievements are concerned, since it's not part of romancing her.

@Shae_Sandybanks

27 күн бұрын

you don't have to romance her to do that. and if you're playing a fWarden then you can ask Alistair/Logain to do it.

@pieceofgosa

26 күн бұрын

That doesn't count as "romancing her" for the purposes of the achievement so it wouldn't be reflected in the stats.

@sirbiscutsomnom1454

26 күн бұрын

Not only is romancing her not required for it, but you can also ask Alistair to do it for you.

@pieceofgosa

26 күн бұрын

@@sirbiscutsomnom1454 or Loghain, or Zevran

There's a background conversation in one of the Mass Effect games that suggests Asari appear differently to different species, suggesting some level of biotic illusion is involved. For all we know they're actually Xenomorph-esque

@zanetaylor8020

27 күн бұрын

It’s ME2. At the bachelor party with the human, salarian, and turian

@seanbroccoli2698

27 күн бұрын

@@zanetaylor8020 But what we see in Asari does have some resemblance to all 3 species

@carlsiouxfalls

27 күн бұрын

I think that idea is kind of weak though. Would cameras be affected by the illusions, because the group picture shows the Asari as humans see them. Pretty sure Wrex and/or other species describe them like how humans see them. You can see how the banshees are distorted Asari from how humans see them - would that be the case if they're using illusions? Was there any non-human art that depicted an Asari? I can't recall. They'd depict them differently than a human artist would, no?

@2bdaqueen268

27 күн бұрын

The theory is that the banshee’s are their true appearance, which would be pretty wild if true

@gamingforever9121

27 күн бұрын

@@2bdaqueen268 honestly I’d still hit it 😆

So glad Greedfall got a mention. Kurt is also the worst to romance because, it takes from start to finish of the whole game, his compatibility is the hardest to raise, there are - 2 - points in the game where you could lose him permanently, and those 2 points are hard to avoid since they are each dependant on several quests.

@khamjaninja.

9 күн бұрын

Kurt will also try to kill you if you don't raise your friendship with him, which I consider to be a negative personality trait. (tbf, he's acting on orders and he's not thrilled about it) Also, isn't Kurt supposed to be like 20 years older? He reminisces with you about teaching you how to fight as a kid. A bit dodge ...

"Keanu, you've been in my head since point break." He's been in mine since leather fetish Matrix

@Tob1Kadach1

27 күн бұрын

I'm straight but Keanu is just one of those guys I'd go gay for lol 😂

@katfromthekong414

27 күн бұрын

He's been in mine since My Own Private Idaho

@Xylus.

27 күн бұрын

My own private Idaho Keanu is goated

@mongooseunleashed

24 күн бұрын

I beat all of you. He's been there since Bill and Ted. _air guitar!_

@darthgorbag

24 күн бұрын

@@mongooseunleashed SIXTY-NINE, DUDES!

Now I'm going to keep coming back to these comments to see if an Estonian Wil Wheaton follower that has completed Baldur's Gate 3 shows up. That person will be my exact opposite, as I am none of those things.

@simonreseigh6778

26 күн бұрын

Maybe in my next life I will be so lucky to be an Estonian Wil Wheaton follower who completed Baldurs Gate 3

@Tori-wt7dy

24 күн бұрын

​@@simonreseigh6778one can dream...

Kaidan Alenko is my #1 romance everytime

Man, I hate all the "Kaidan hate" There's a ton of people like Kaidan and he's mostly shy when it comes to relationships and can even feel a little pressured when a Shepard persues him too hard.

Would love to see the stats on Skyrim. Not many of them are really "interesting" options, and the one people DO want isn't interested.

@westrim

27 күн бұрын

Thank god for mods.

@Myomer104

27 күн бұрын

I was remembering a comic on that subject involving Kharjo.

@georgeoldsterd8994

27 күн бұрын

From what I've seen on yt, most people go for Aela or Ysolda. Don't even know what the most popular male character is. That is, of those that are marriable by default. With mods, you of course have Teldryn and Serana.

@SabiJD

27 күн бұрын

​@@georgeoldsterd8994 Right from the first time I played Skyrim at launch, I thought the bard in the Solitude inn was the cutest in all the land/s (I can remember her voice, and look, but not her name). Took years for me to play with mods, but I certainly did hurl a Mara amulet her way when it seemed [just about] appropriate, by Skyrim speed dating standards, at least. Pretty sure that playthrough got tanked by quest bugs, so the marriage of thief and bard didn't last long...

@BTBSOUNDS

27 күн бұрын

For Skyrim unmodded, I go for the single best girl who's the only one with these particular unique dialogue and "You and I, we're the only people in Skyrim worth loving, that's what I think" my personal favourite thing to hear every time "Leaving? Take the world by storm, dearest" Senna. And especially once you can turn her into a vampire, living with her in Bloodchill Manor is perfection itself

The Morrigan achievement doesn't mean as much since there are two ways to get it, normal romance or during the ending where you bed her to seal the darkspawn within her.

@kurtwagner4663

27 күн бұрын

Oh right. I forgot about the second one 😂 Caught me of guard the 1st time I played it tbh

@Mr.TamOShanter-em6jm

27 күн бұрын

Nickel for every time I had to bed a witch to seal the darkspawn within her

@SimuLord

27 күн бұрын

"Seal the darkspawn within her" sounds like the weirdest euphemism ever for getting someone pregnant.

@NewMega252

27 күн бұрын

​@SimuLord I mean you literally do get her pregnant in order to seal the darkspawn within the child born between you lol

@SimuLord

27 күн бұрын

@@NewMega252 Well, that's not the something new I _expected_ to learn today, but here we are. Does she kill you afterward, or do you remain at least one point ahead of the guy in Far Cry 3?

Personally in Bg3 I seem to always accidentally romance wyll, probably because my choices always seem to be ones that he approves of

Shadowheart is friggin adorable! Not surprised she is most popular. And her epilogue is so sweet!!

10:07 To be fair, Leliana is kind of infamous for forcing players into an accidental relationship with her in DA:O.

@wolvesfang271

27 күн бұрын

I mean, did you have many options in DA:O?

@jamesherb4384

27 күн бұрын

you know, I was gonna ask what you meant, and then I remembered leliana questioning me about being with Morrigan when I had at no point tried to romance leliana lol.

@crazyandorian

27 күн бұрын

@@jamesherb4384apparently it involves selecting a particular response after dealing with Marjolaine. I’m not sure which one, but it’s apparently a nicer one, that locks in her romance, even though it doesn’t seem to be. Hence the accidental lock in.

@jasperzanovich2504

26 күн бұрын

@@wolvesfang271 You had four options. one straight dude, one bi dude, one straight girl and one bi girl.

@wolvesfang271

26 күн бұрын

@@jasperzanovich2504 Right, so if you were playing a straight character - you had 2 options max. Not too surprising then when the options were 'Lawful alignment option' or 'Non-lawful alignment option'.

It does help that Morrigan is voiced by Claudia Black.

@TommyWuh

27 күн бұрын

Aeryn Sun rocked my teenage world.

Keanu, you've been in my head since Point Break.

I'm surprised by Leah being the most popular bachelorette, but not at all surprised by Sebastian (only Tumblr would've voted him higher, they absolutely have a type). For the most part, I often hear that Abigail or Haley (despite the haters) are the most popular. Must be from people outside Reddit though.

@Kleyguerth

25 күн бұрын

I think the age of the player matters for Leah vs Abigail. It's common to see on Reddit that people think Abigail is too young/childish (lives with her parents, parents still try to control her, no job), Leah seems to be way more mature (lives on her own, has relationship history)

"Dreamboat Bastard" is a great description of Astarion 😂

@Adanu191

21 күн бұрын

It's actually concerning how many women seem to love Astarion. When I learned he's the top female pick, I died a little inside for my faith in the female of the species.

@twilightfire93

18 күн бұрын

I thought I was gonna go for Astarion (might on another playthrough, most likely Durge), since he IS quite attractive, but then I ran into Gale and he just smirked at me while being insufferably nerdy about magic. I was done for after that. I love my weirdo wizard man so much 😂 💜

@rhokesh4391

17 күн бұрын

My first pick was Halsin, but I'm sorta weak to the white-haired trauma bois. Be that Fenris, Percy de Rolo, Angel Dust, or now Astarion... I just wanna hug them. Among other things ;P

@Mari-zg5bw

17 күн бұрын

@@Adanu191 As someone who is a huge fan Astarion I wouldn't actually want to go anywhere near him if he was a real person and I think most people who love him would agree with me on this. There is a big difference between people I love and want near me in reality and the types of fictional characters I love.

@margisama

16 күн бұрын

@@Adanu191 Thankfully a video game character we choose to romance usually has little to do with what we find attractive in real life...especially given the fact that there *aren't* actually elf vampires wandering around. But it's that combination that cinches it for me. Elf + vampire + snark + deeply wounded emo guy I can help heal. Rawr. Plus...Neil Newbon's voice.

14:50 I love that you can hear danny start to laugh in this line

Vascoe's combat line from Greedfall is "A bit of poison on my blade, AND LET'S GO!" and I will hear that in my dreams for the rest of my life

I love the opening line “Romance in video games has been around as long as video games themselves”. Very subtle and satirical humour. Remind me of first line of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. Spoken by Jane…😮

As rubbish as the flirting is in Cyberpunk, at least it's written to sound like actual flirting not being vaguely nice, which is the best Bioware can usually muster.

@Shae_Sandybanks

27 күн бұрын

Ikr, just being friendly in conversation. *suddenly* you have to choose between us!

@KasumiRINA

24 күн бұрын

Bioware are CANADIAN, Kaiden's arc is him basically apologizing to you, to his first love, to his teacher, to aliens, and to his parents. The cool thing tho, much like Alistair, you can "harden" them. And then you have Wrex saying maybe we should say council while mah boi Alenko is like NOPE KILL EM ALL!

@GTAVictor9128

24 күн бұрын

Then there's Bethesda games like Fallout 4...

@yarpen26

20 күн бұрын

That's the problem with most romance in games: they come down to "do whatever he/she likes and score" which is not how it works in real life. While there's no way we would be getting any of that in today's political climate (what with studios' unwillingness to actually prioritize the immersion over a bunch of angry Tweets from gaming journalists), I wish that we live to see NPCs' acceptance or rejection of our character to a large extent depending on our physical looks. And maybe, just maybe, _not_ having everybody you meet and their mother be conveniently bi just so the devs -can multiply the options without writing new lines of dialogue- can appear progressive? Please?

"Whats the opposite of a pick up artist?" Me, Mike, I'm the opposite of a pick up artist. Lol

Given how accessible Liara is in ME1, the fact that Tali is second by only 2 percent says alot about how much more popular she is once she's available. I'd be interested to see the stats for me2 and 3 only, where most options are available.

It's interesting to learn that the most popular dad in Dream Daddy is the one voiced by Dan Avidan. I don't know if that's the reason he's the most popular... but it is why I'd chose Robert myself if I ever played it.

@CrazeeAdam

27 күн бұрын

Right? Even though Robert and Dan are nothing alike, I would harken to say that's one reason he's heavily picked

@Shae_Sandybanks

27 күн бұрын

I love that game. my various Dadsonas romanced all the Dads, and Robert probably was my favourite. Plus the hottie teacher, mmm moustaches

@Amaritudine

26 күн бұрын

Robert's unique among Dream Daddy's eligible bachelors, being the only one who's down for a casual hook-up. Ironically, taking that option actually rules him out as a romantic partner: for the rest of the game he just stays aloof, silently judging you for having a drunken one-nighter with someone as rough-around-the-edges as him.

Morrigan and Tali still have a special place in my heart.

@CrazeeAdam

27 күн бұрын

Still. tali does have Garrus which is cute

@zakkvanish3668

26 күн бұрын

Tali was always my favorite. Except in reality it might get quite awkward since she only takes of her mask when it's about to get intimate. Just imagine she takes the mask of and has some sort of tentacle face under it..

@SomewhatSlightlyBored

26 күн бұрын

@@zakkvanish3668 i've slept with the emperor in bg3, it's fine.

@AkselGAL

22 күн бұрын

I still have to build a house on Ranoch!

sorry but Bioware TRIED to make Liara (and Ashley and Kaidan) attractive, but we fell in love with Garrus and Tali anyway and had to BEG for them to be options in 2 and 3. That makes them win. Also in all three Dragon Ages, I accidentally picked their respective Mage With Issues Who Betrays You At The End. Not sure what that says about me.

@Nando_pants

27 күн бұрын

Tali'Zorah is definitely my favorite

@alirak9261

27 күн бұрын

As somebody who LOVES romancing characters with issues, I feel you. 🥲

@kurtwagner4663

27 күн бұрын

Garrus was the only reason I chose playing fem!Shep 😂

@Xindiel

27 күн бұрын

i feel like morrigan's was far less of a betrayal than anders, and especially less of a betrayal than "i'm gonna genocide all the non-elves" solas

@seand7042

27 күн бұрын

I don't know to me Bioware tries to make all the characters attractive.. Even Shale has absolute dump truck behind and she is made out of rocks

8:10 I don't know, Mike, he could switch it up to, "It's about to get spicy!"

I'm starting to notice a pattern. I chose Tali, Karlach, Vasco, Morrigan, and Judy. If I play Stardew Valley or Dream Daddy, I'll bet my whole gaming pc that I pick whoever is the second most popular romance candidate

That Stardew Valley one comes with the Bias of being a reddit survey: Meaning that first; you have to be on reddit to participate in it, and secondly; you have to be willing to participate in a reddit survey. I dunno. Feels less official than the others. (And I want some respect for my frog-loving professional programmer)

@arellajardin8188

27 күн бұрын

It doesn't matter what the source, almost every poll says the same thing. Leah is always pretty high up there, followed by Abigail, and then a mix of the other ladies. Haley has gained popularity in recent years. Sebastian is the top bachelor by virtue of all the others being trash or boring.

@LordJazzly

27 күн бұрын

@@arellajardin8188 Leah may be winning out for similar reasons to Sebastian; I know at least one guy for whom the major appeal of Abigail is that the game dialogue implies she immediately _eats_ the gifts you give her, and many of her favourite gifts are _gemstones_

@arellajardin8188

27 күн бұрын

@LordJazzly Possibly. Leah is the most "normal" and has a vibe that fits well with a farmer. The other women have quirks that make them more niche. Or like Penny, who you need to lie to, to not lose hearts.

@LordJazzly

27 күн бұрын

​@@arellajardin8188 Oh true; I hadn't even thought about them being able to fit into a farm vibe, but Leah is 110% that. I've met people IRL who run art galleries off their partners' farms; it's a whole thing.

@khamjaninja.

9 күн бұрын

I married Leah my first playthrough - because she was the easiest to find, and because she liked mushrooms, dandelions, root vegetables, and other random items I'd picked up in the woods next to her house. Basically, she was the only romanceable person who liked the gifts that I could actually afford. All the others wanted things I had to buy or make. C'mon, man! I'm a dang subsistence farmer! I'm busy planting parsnips from dawn to dusk so I don't starve! Even if I had the dosh, the only shop in town closes at friggin' 5 pm, when I'm still breaking my back with my 'snips! And I can't spare a single inventory slot for gifts anyway - because I can't afford to buy the upgrade at *the shop*. 10,000 gold for a backpack!? Highway robbery! And then Pierre has the temerity - the absolute gall - to complain to me that his business is failing. Oh, is Joja ruining your monopolistic strangling grift over the entire town's economy? Well, maybe have some evening hours, stop closing your store on random days, and provide some competitive pricing, you jerk - instead of spending your evenings trying to incite a lynch mob to go torch the supermarket. Anyway ... so yeah ... all this is to say that in my first playthrough, I became one of those crazy oddball recluse farmers, the strange guy who almost never leaves their land and associates with no one - except for that one other hippie artist woman in the woods, who I eventually took as my bride to live on my compound. Oh, and I also made friends with the homeless dude, because he was the only one who couldn't lock me out of his residence at night. My second playthrough, I knew enough to be able to start earning money, and buy expensive gifts. And would you know it - suddenly, all the single ladies and fellas wanted to be my friend. So the moral of Stardew Valley is "No money, no honey."

It's true PONG paddles were in love, you just gotta read between the lines

@Datboi_23

27 күн бұрын

|:(

@zJoriz

27 күн бұрын

... You're my hero now.

@benford1726

27 күн бұрын

If I recall correctly, the plot of the PS2 sequel involved one of the paddles going on an adventure to save his paddle girlfriend (and the rest of the paddle townspeople i guess)

@makarabaduk1754

27 күн бұрын

Nothing saucier than a good paddling.

@Amaritudine

26 күн бұрын

They have such a good rapport. Really bounce off each other.

I would gather Leliana is the "most common romance option" because if you are just playing the game for the first time and running as a nice person, she automatically gets romanced. Like, I remember playing the game for the first time and having no idea what was going on and suddenly, I got locked into her romance and when I turned down Morrigan for the ritual, I suddenly got asked am I turning her(Morrigan) down for Leliana. So yes, if she is the most common romance option, I can guess why.

Alistair stays number 1 DAO romance in my heart 🌹

You know what they say about video game romances; "Caveat emptor, Bio-be-Ware!"

@abigailslade3824

21 күн бұрын

Underrated comment.

It’s so weird for me to see BroShep romancing Liara, as I’ve always played FemShep. And no matter what I said to Kaiden he always thought I was flirting with him. Oh, Kaiden, you sweet summer child.

I just realized how much Greedfall's Constantin sounds like Squiffy. I really hope he shows up in a new season of Oxventure.

Don't knock being a wheel of cheese. Everyone loves cheese. And if you're swiss cheese, well...

@xtifr

27 күн бұрын

I worship Swiss, for it is the holiest of all cheeses!

My first BG3 playthrough had my bard behaving as bards do, until only Halsin was willing to put up with me. Karlach never entered the rotation, but I did consider her my in-game BFF (which was hilarious when one NPC asks if we're together and she says, 'Ew! Gross!'). When final end-game choices came about, I didn't hesitate a moment to do what I needed to keep Karlach safe and happy. True friendship is true love.

@Rzepik

27 күн бұрын

I was also oddly attached to her. I kept her head in my backpack the entire game.

@ManubibiWalsh

27 күн бұрын

Dude Karlach is the only character that I openly cried about. Like at the end when she’s burning up and doesn’t want to go back to Avernus… I was straight up sobbing while BEGGING her irl to save herself. Which is weird because I never use her in combat and I don’t have her run around with me. But I guess she’s just that kind of characters who grows on you , whom you get attached to REAL fast.

@kingofgrim4761

26 күн бұрын

I’ll never let karlach explode again, nor turn her into a…

The mass effect one I have to heavily disagree with. I mean Garrus Vakarian is right there.

@redbearington3345

21 күн бұрын

Garrus is space bro, not space ho

I'm honestly surprised Astarion wasn't the popular option in Balder's Gate

To hose saying stats aren't sexy, if it wasn't for statistics we wouldn't know that more people have been turned into cheese than have completed baldur's gate 3.

@ka-mai

27 күн бұрын

I was so confused for like ten seconds before I understood you meant IN-game! ...you meant in-game, right?

@ManubibiWalsh

27 күн бұрын

That bit is truly a moment of all time. I had way too much fun rolling around as a wheel of cheese with my companions following along without a single comment like that’s completely normal. Tbf, given all the insane shit they’ve seen before you get to Rivington, sentient cheese just rolling around is most definitely not the weirdest thing they’ve seen.

@kingofgrim4761

26 күн бұрын

@@ManubibiWalshhow do you get this? I gotta look it up lmfao

@Sketchblopp

26 күн бұрын

I didn't even kow this was an option!

The problem with counting achievements as your basis for this statistic is the following: I am counted as having romanced Alistair, Morrigan, Zevran and Leliana. An even split in the stats, right? But considering that I romanced Alistair, Morrigan and Zevran once each, and Leliana something like seven times, I am going to give that one to Gaider. Leliana wins over multiple playthroughs. I feel confident that this is true for many players who replay those games.

@cttommy73

25 күн бұрын

The problem with your theory is I personally romanced Morrigan for over 20 playthroughs and Leliana like 2 or 3 times, Zeveran once and Alistair like at least 5 or more times. So by your example, Morrigan IS the best and most popular romance option.

I know Elliott isn't the most popular Stardew Valley husband, but he'll always be my most beloved. He's adorkable in my book, and when you're actually married he's so sweet I can barely handle it. Possibly the healthiest relationship in gaming at that.

Spiders would do an excellent job of developing games, what with having an extra 4 limbs to code with, and I'm not even sure most people can even program with their feet (but I have been wrong about this in past).

14:05 ''Only _I_ can fix him" 😭

Wow! Surprised that the top choices in Stardew were Leah and Sebastion. Thought for sure it was going to be Abigail. Also, I like how you can hear Danny (voice of Robert in Dream Daddy) just break character with a snort at the end of the result screen at 14:48 Lol

I find it interesting how my preferences changed between games. When I first played the Mass Effect Trilogy, I romanced Tali. When I played Baldur’s Gate 3, I was 100% with Karlach. Massive difference.

Ayeee Greedfall getting recognized?! Based video already

Estonia mentioned!! Great video, I implore everyone who is still playing Baldur's Gate 3 to try Lae'zel's romance, it's REALLY good. Hers and Shadowheart's are my favorite.

@KnugLidi

24 күн бұрын

Minthara had the best romance cut scenes, though.

Karen from Harvest Moon 64! A girl with attitude who likes to drink and the daughter of a vineyard owner? Sign me up! She even tries to help around the farm even if she sometimes fails which I find endearing.

@kryw10

27 күн бұрын

Married her in Back to Nature! I adored Karen.

@thatfuzzypotato1877

26 күн бұрын

She's also the easiest to marry because of the dog glitch. So a game with the most insane time management requirements of the entire series you can skip a major task by just bringing your dog to the bar one night, spam A for 15min, and just make sure to trigger her cutscenes

@MsLilly200

22 күн бұрын

I liked her hair best. That was my whole reason for picking her over the others lol.

I legitimately spit out my drink when jane looked at the camera and said "It's a 30 second cutscene but okay". amazing video as always guys!!1

"The Mystical D20" has me in bits

I romanced Jack in the Mass Effect games, she was my kind of woman. I love Shadowheart, she's my fave BG3 character.

@SovereignRaven

26 күн бұрын

Jack was also my choice loved her, not to mention her growth as a character between ME2 and ME3, Karlach was my pick in BG3 tho

Speaking of Shadowheart's incredibly low-cut outfit, just gonna share that the first thing I do once I have both Astarion and Shadowheart in my camp on every playthrough I play (of which there have been many lmao) IS SWAP THEIR CLOTHES! Astarion's "Homely Clothes" look really nice on Shadowheart and the tight black outfit works for Astarion well. Though I am sad at the double standard of it not having a super low-cut when on men, only on the women.

@Shae_Sandybanks

27 күн бұрын

I really like putting Astarion's outfit on Lae'zel. She looks great in it.

@OneWingedRose

26 күн бұрын

@@Shae_Sandybanks Agreed! It's such a nice outfit tbh, love the frills/curls.

@ranthalling

26 күн бұрын

I swap underwear in BG3. Astarion gets Lae'zel's, my PC get's the drow paladin's. About the only one who gets to keep their own is Gale - just because of that 'he couldn't have enchanted his...' description. I die laughing all the time.

@KasumiRINA

24 күн бұрын

The bigger double standard is males often get shirtless but women always get cover... I don't know in what world women are more naked above waist in media.

@Adanu191

21 күн бұрын

Low cut stuff is useless on men, while women love the stuff for the attention. Men and women are not the same, and never will be.

So glad Siora...and Greedfall...got a shoutout.

@ka-mai

24 күн бұрын

Yet the one true love in GreedFall is Constantine.

@TheArklyte

19 күн бұрын

Is it as unfinished as usual Spider's game?

@Heartshapedbox81

10 күн бұрын

​@@TheArklyteI wanted to love it, was so dejected by how much I couldn't build much of anything with a single one of the alleged characters that I ended up siding with the "bad guy" at the end, game is laughably bad and disappointing, and that could just be referring to the laziness in regards to the animations let alone anything else.

@TheArklyte

10 күн бұрын

@@Heartshapedbox81 I ran out of copium trying to excuse War Logs, Bound by Flame and Technomancer as just "budget issues". Completely ignored Greedfall and only when Steel Rising dropped decided to at least take a peak. Just watching gameplay of other people had shown the same flaws, which by this point should be called calling card or style. Your comment makes me believe that I would find the same issues(only first location is finished, the world is completly empty in later levels) in that game too. They had good ideas, but miss every time.

I need that "MOOD" t-shirt

14:50 It’s Dan trying not to laugh while saying that line

The shirt says “MOOD”

“I maybe bad but you made me glad” sounds like laughter at the end there lmao was that an outtake? If so, y’all should totally do an “Outtakes that made it into games”

I am into the backwards Doom t-shirt from the camera flip. 'MOOD' is a shirt I'd totally wear.

Astarion must be playing *extremely* hard to get to not make it at least into the top 3

@Zymemaru

27 күн бұрын

I've played this game 3 times and each time Asterion barely tolerates me by the end. I have no idea how to please this man

@Potatoypotato

27 күн бұрын

​@@Zymemarui have the opisit problem. Everytine i try to romance someone else, i still end up with Astarion

@LunaP1

27 күн бұрын

I haven’t even played this game and yet I want to romance the hell out of Astarion.

@Incoherent-excitement

27 күн бұрын

"It's not you, it's me... I have standards." - Astarion 😅

@alirak9261

27 күн бұрын

@@Zymemaru just don't be TOO nice to ppl in his presence in act 1. Mischief, a little healthy selfishness, and after you get the bite (and pick the whole "I trust you" lines), you can basically do whatever. And don't be a j*rk to him in camp convos but that's probably obvious. 😂 Seriously, he calls the player easy to seduce but the dude is so thirsty for affection it's sad.

Romance, statistics, much like Janes shirt, this video is a mood.

Lmao that dig on Kaiden. You're not wrong but damn 😂

mike always throwing shade a kaiden will never not be funny 😂

Does Jane have anything to say about Kaiden being more popular than Ashley according to Guinness?

@szurketaltos2693

27 күн бұрын

Ashley is more offputting initially, due to being a space racist...

Make a list of the 10 Romanceable characters that ended up breaking your heart. Solas from DAI better be in the top five. 😂

@VelvetTeacake

27 күн бұрын

Dorian would just edge it I feel.💔

@OriginalElysian

26 күн бұрын

Cullen forever.

It's definitely worth noting that the BG3 stats cited are almost 6 months old.

I'd forgotten about the endlessly repeated voicelines in Greedfall.😂😂

Don't know what it is about Turians, but I really like them. Maybe someday I'll get to be one if Bioware ever allows us to pick a species for a Mass Effect game. I'd have to say Garrus is probably the hardest to romance in the main series as you have to be loyal to him throughout all three games with the same Shepard. Otherwise, you'd miss out on some cutscenes and special dialogue options. Still feel sad Shepard had to sacrifice herself, but maybe for the best since human and turian biology are so vastly different. Guess they could've adopted orphans though. Hidden third ending was probably the lesser of three evils I suppose...

@kurtwagner4663

27 күн бұрын

He is hard to romance but it's so worth it! I don't know what it is with turians, but if I can romance one, I will. Garrus is great and Vetra in ME Andromeda is as well.

@mermidion7552

Күн бұрын

biggest mistakes was that he wasnt an option for Maleshep. he could have been #1 on the romance chart. Also about future Mass effect game. after what they did now with Dragon Age "Veilguard"....i dont even want to imagine how the next mass effect will look. Andromeda was already a downgrade. even if they make cool aliens like Turians and Krogans playable, i dont think it would be worth it anymore.

That 30 second cutscene joke made me laugh far too hard

I checked the achievements for Boyfriend Dungeon. The most romanced character is the Kpop singer, followed within a single percentage by genderbent Banksy.

Honestly, Shadowheart's voice just cripples me. Jennifer English kills it.

I would like to point out that in Jade Empire you can romance both Dawn Star and Silk Fox at the same time. The Last Spirit Monk has more game than Commander Shepard! Thank you and good day.

@xtifr

27 күн бұрын

I've never actually played Mass Effect, and I've barely even _heard_ of Jade Empire, and your comment _still_ made me choke on my beverage! 🤣 Have a thumbs up! ☺

@Xxsorafan

26 күн бұрын

Is that game worth finishing? I always stop playing usually a little bit after recruiting that little ghost girl with two spirits inside her

@daviddaugherty2816

25 күн бұрын

@@Xxsorafan Oh, yeah. There are some twists down the line, that's for sure.

@Levyathyn

24 күн бұрын

I remember renting that game to play through it when it came out, with a friend of mine at the time. It was his rental, so he would usually spend whatever free time he had playing through it, and on the days I got it I would catch up at his house while he watched. I remember him trying to do this, although he had a favorite and I think it was Fox but I'm not 100% sure on that. Anyway, he failed miserably and he spent that entire weekend lamenting about how it probably wasn't even possible, it was probably just a rumor you know people making stuff up to be trouble. And as I was playing, as he was watching, I accidentally got the double romance on both them without really trying. He didn't talk to me for a week, it was hilarious.

@KaleRylan

24 күн бұрын

@@Xxsorafan It's rough nowadays of course as the style of game has been improved upon so much over the years, but even today it still has a rather unique setting. I'd love another company to do a well-done ancient China (fantasy or not) action rpg. (the fact that ubisoft has decided to waste China on a side-game, TWICE, is something I'll never completely forgive them for)

Liara is always funny to me as there was something near uncomfortable about her romance in the first game, like they played her innocence up a bit too much, but and then ME2 base game had just such a shrugworthy reunion that it was staggering. But then LotSB happened and ME3 just did some masterful work on that front. And somehow in the end, for me, the Liara romance was the true epic romance that I could not choose anyone else. Like there was a journey with her and Shepard that just felt right.

@Macrochenia

27 күн бұрын

ME1 in general suffered from extremely clunky writing: one scene has Liara cheerfully telling you about how interspecies relationships are normal and preferred by asari, then two conversations later she's wangsting about how she's attracted to you even though you're a different species.

@jamesherb4384

27 күн бұрын

​@@MacrocheniaI don't recall you being human as being an issue, but rather how fast she has developed her feelings, and being somewhat confused by them because of how little experience she has with other people in general.

@CrazeeAdam

27 күн бұрын

Not to mention if you carry through all three games her romance it's heavily hinted at that she's pregnant with Shepards child... No other romance has those implications

I'm pretty sure in Stardew the two most romanced characters are Abigail and Shane.

I play a lot of farm sims, who to smooch is a very important decision.

Kaiden rubbish? I’m ready to throw hands to defend my space boyfriend. 🤣

@n7creed629

27 күн бұрын

Agreed! My Shep will always remain loyal to the best Space Husband.

@cyanimation1605

27 күн бұрын

Good thing you will, because he sure won't (he has a headache)

@Peachrocks5

27 күн бұрын

Kaiden is misunderstood. A lot call him boring but he just has his crap together and doesn’t need to develop much unlike many of the others. The interesting thing there is that he does have issues and he tells you about them but he has them well in hand. It doesn’t help though that his tantrum in Mass Effect 2 and starting Mass effect 3 even if you are romanced to him is pretty damn off putting.

@LuriTV

27 күн бұрын

Kaiden who? Was that the guy I left on Virmire?

@clothar23

27 күн бұрын

​@@Peachrocks5 I personally found it weird he's suddenly bisexual in 3. He's a slight step above the space racist that is Ashley at least. Though as far as humans go no one beats Jack. The female ubermench is top tier you have no counter arguments against her. Especially the cool haircut she gets in 3.

Fallout4 gives some good choices. Always fun to hang out with Cait. Who doesn't like killing a bunch of raiders then having a snuggle?

@darklight9443

17 күн бұрын

Hancock will always be my favorite, but Cait is a very close #2

Huh. I mean. Honestly I to prefer Panam over the other too, of course with male Nomad V. But that also implys male V was the more common choice as well. With how much acclaim Female V VA gets I would assume she was the more common play through and through that Judy. Of course my Female Corpo V playthrough has her hooking up with Judy as well.

Something a lot of people don’t seem to take into account about the Shadowheart stats - a lot of players, myself included, heard that Karlach’s story was a bit rushed and buggy, and that the devs were planning on updating her romance line later. As a result, some players avoided Karlach because they wanted her romance route FINISHED before they decided to go with her on a second playthrough. Would that affect the stats? Probably not enough to change Shadowheart’s Placement, but it is interesting to think about.

I feel like this would've also been a fun video to do as a quiz, like you sometimes do!