Fun fact: I'm a tall guy so I once dressed as Slenderman for Halloween and lurked in the background of as many photos as possible during the night.

@aerongray2228

4 жыл бұрын

were you in a homemade zentai suit and also in camden london? because i remember seeing a zentai slenderman, nearly shitting my pants, admiring the sewing job, then running away

@exodusn2233

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Vine Nice

@ralphbutcher7294

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I did that a few years ago there were a couple of brilliant pictures where I was noticed

@Luigi7777

4 жыл бұрын

What a Madlad

@efu2046

4 жыл бұрын

I need to see the pictures lol

Actually, having players who cheat only get matched with other cheaters is great. It really shows how their actions ruin the game, now they get to feel that.

@redholm

3 жыл бұрын

Yea. It's something that in some rare circumstances might actually get someone somewhere to stop cheating. Also it's just funny for us non cheaters :P

@AlistairVT

3 жыл бұрын

Fall Guys did this concept too

@steampunklich

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind. It is just playing on hard mode.

@sinteleon

2 жыл бұрын

That or they actually enjoy the cheater game mode... which is still a win anyway.

@isaaccastro4358

2 жыл бұрын

Fall guys did this concept but it later got removed because it actually encouraged cheating. Some people out there just find that fun.

Andy, you forget: Batman is funny because of how serious he is. Imagine him gardening, with a sunhat and apron. As Batman.

@slushierushie

4 жыл бұрын

These daisies are dying... ALFRED, WHERE ARE MY GARDENING TOOLS?!

@tyre04

4 жыл бұрын

He would just look stupid. Not funny.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyre04 That's your opinion. Humor is subjective.

@Blondythedragon

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, a level of comedy I can approve of

@RedYellowBird6889

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyre04 that's why it's funny

" you don't have an inferiority complex, you're just inferior" Amazing lmao

@tyj3211

3 жыл бұрын

My all time favourite punishment was in a game called "game dev tycoon" They sneakily released a different version on a torrent site knowing people would illegally download the pirated game. In that version of the game it would play as normal and when they started becoming really successful all the games would start becoming pirated and they would lose all their money and go bankrupt every single time without fail. It wasn't long before hoards of people started raging online about how shit the game was because you couldn't do anything because the piracy in the game would send them bankrupt all the time. The irony was at another level it was halarious but it really drove the point home so people could understand the frustration

@rhiannadent9559

3 жыл бұрын

@@tyj3211 umm... did you copy this? Because there is the exact same thing just below. And this is completely unrelated.

@candace219

3 жыл бұрын

@Rhianna Dent lol same

@noahfuller4128

3 жыл бұрын

@Yess7895 Last name he pirated the comment.. LOL

@ghaniKSW2

3 жыл бұрын

huh you know what that line actually helps me realize that's true in my life

Sad note: the guy who created the Konami Code, Kazuhisa Hashimoto, passed away a few weeks ago, on February 26. Even 99 lives won't last forever. Godspeed, Mr. Hashimoto: you brought hope and joy to millions.

@Gamer88334

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you, death! How dare you take another respectable man from this world!

@sgtraytango

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Hashimoto. I'll listen to the Deftones song titled with his Code in tribute.

@Josh_yeahh

4 жыл бұрын

WE LOST ANOTHER

@user-vx2fw7qe1n

4 жыл бұрын

And how did he die? Anyway, this happens, and people may that they care, but self concern always tells you to move on, it does not end well sometimes for the people that failed to move on, paying respect is important but people move on very fast

@tba113

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-vx2fw7qe1n His family did not release details as to the cause of death, but at 61, he wasn't exactly ancient. I would suspect his passing was somewhat unexpected.

"Who died and made him Batman? Well...I guess his parents died and made him Batman." Funny sir, very funny.

@VoraciousRdr

4 жыл бұрын

The whole rant was glorious 😂

@s.sumbrella7616

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@lordlucius1341

4 жыл бұрын

Batman: I can’t cry to this, only because that they get into my skinsuit armor

@jr637-1

4 жыл бұрын

“Happy batday, Birthman!” The Joker throws a present to Batman. It’s a coupon for two free parents, but the coupon is expired.

@ramsay2234

4 жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard I spat out my noodles.

My all time favourite punishment was in a game called "game dev tycoon" They sneakily released a different version on a torrent site knowing people would illegally download the pirated game. In that version of the game it would play as normal and when they started becoming really successful all the games would start becoming pirated and they would lose all their money and go bankrupt every single time without fail. It wasn't long before hoards of people started raging online about how shit the game was because you couldn't do anything because the piracy in the game would send them bankrupt all the time. The irony was at another level it was halarious but it really drove the point home so people could understand the frustration

@Marigold11037

4 жыл бұрын

That's absolutely genius I love game devs that do that, especially because the piraters believe they're gotten away with it

@cctomcat321

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh, the "punished for piracy"... they have that video and entry somewhere.

@TheLiberalBoogeyman

3 жыл бұрын

What irks me is they have the nerve to talk shit about a game they played FOR FREE. They should be happy they got that far.

@jokerthekingly3708

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLiberalBoogeyman yeah

@ryynerwicked2762

3 жыл бұрын

That's amazing best way I've ever heard of dealing with piracy lol

"Which is only acceptable if you end up in Hufflepuff." Or if youre trying to get into Slytherin. Because that's literally the most Slytherin-way to answer personality tests.

@honeylove1219

4 жыл бұрын

True true

@matthewwilliams8267

4 жыл бұрын

As a proud Hufflepuff, I resent that statement, and anyone who cheats is most likely a Slytherin.

@terreliv

4 жыл бұрын

Well, some folks might unintentionally read into the questions if they're Ravenclaw.

@benni1015

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't hufflepuff full off mudbloods ?

@amyschildgamerlive4519

4 жыл бұрын

@@terreliv I am a ravenclaw and I do indeed read into the questions XD

The Serious Room has been and forever will be the funniest thing in the world to me. The narrator, the timing, the script, it just all flows perfectly into a soup of hilarity *chefs kiss*

@Hellwyck

4 жыл бұрын

Just that room or the whole of the Stanley Parable?

@michaeledmunds7266

4 жыл бұрын

*Serious room, go!*

@KaydDSE

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hellwyck The serious room itself

@gruggerduggerhoose

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmm. Hilarity soup

@Ludywn

4 жыл бұрын

What if our descendants load up our saves and the narrator let us out with an achievement “Rehabilitated”

"You don't have an inferiority complex, you're just inferior" Words to live by

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

"You only have two faults: Everything you do, and everything you say." Frankly, I think this is too generous. It should have been "Everything you do, and everything you *are."* It's not easy to change what you are, so if that's a problem, then you're kind of fucked. But it's easy to change what you do and say! So if that's my only problem, then hey, thanks, game announcer! That was just the confidence boost that I needed to get off my ass and fix my stuff!

@Gamer88334

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a cheater, but at least I have class. I only cheat in singleplayer games. Cheating in multiplayer games isn’t just not classy, it’s also selfish and inconsiderate. Unless everyone you’re currently playing with gives you permission to cheat. I myself have been on teams that allowed cheaters to spawn some weapons in Left 4 Dead 2 for the team because it didn’t really affect the gameplay and said weapons were region locked. And no, this didn’t happen in Vs Mode. It happened in Co-Op.

@JachAnen

4 жыл бұрын

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 It's easy to change some of the things you do and say. Some of it you do and say because of who you are. Changing everything you do and say is an attempt to be someone you aren't.

@muffinman2546

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gamer88334 Same When I play multiplayer games, I not only like the challenge, but I also like to lose so I know how to get better which would turn out exponentially better than if I just cheated. Even in singleplayer games, I want to have a challenge so I preferably cheat to make myself worse-off rather than better because most high-difficulty AI is dog-shit full of cheats like extra resources or aim-bot + knowing where you are 360º around themselves. I'd rather put myself at such a disadvantage against easy-normal AI or give myself advantages to test out methods with consistent results before facing off hard AI that cheats. - But even then, some games has some BS obstacles like this one time I played Salt & Sanctuary (2D Dark Souls) and this Kraeken Wyrm (Dragon) boss basically takes out more than half my health in one fire-breath that has this large BS area of effect damage + you can't even get behind him WHILE it is charging that attack + HE SPAMS THAT SHIT if you as much as TRY getting close to hit him. It doesn't even matter if you kit out some blacksmith gear with 100+ Fire resistance. Yeah. GG if you're melee character + ranged damage don't do shit unless you're a mage which I'm not gonna invest a crap ton of levels just to give my warrior some spells. You catch a the TINIEST whiffs of the flame breath on your whittle pinky toe and more than your health is gone. Fuck that. - Sometimes it's worth cheating because no amount of 'gitting gud' will get me past that shit unless I spend an entire day chipping his health away assuming I don't get as much as BREATHED on by that mangy slug. It's literally like an alligator WITH WINGS and BREATHES FIRE gets rabies and YOU have to beat that shit up.

@themightycongueror8383

4 жыл бұрын

That announcer is a fucking savage with insults like that.

In Crash Bandicoot, there’s a boss fight that takes place in an arena, and you can hide in the far left corner to avoid being eaten by lions. However, if you try that trick in the N.Sane trilogy, the spectators will throw cheese at you.

@ignaciogonzalez2929

3 жыл бұрын

Blimey Gromit, Look at all this cheese

@AlmightyPolarBear

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you get a trophy/achievement for that?

@Silver_wind_1987_

3 жыл бұрын

Nuuuu I'm lactose an tolerant >~

@TTVLJG

2 жыл бұрын

Tiny tiger crash 3?

@Nerobyrne

2 жыл бұрын

@@Silver_wind_1987_ lack toes in taller ant

"Only acceptable if you end up in Hufflefuff" that sound's like something a Slytherin would say

@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71

4 жыл бұрын

Hey! Not funny! I am a Slytherpuff and that offends me. 🙁😠

@jacobaltredes7384

4 жыл бұрын

@@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 But aren't they opposites? Slytherin: Pure Hufflepuff: explicitly takes in everyone Slytherin: (usually) do anything to completel your mission Hufflepuff: Stay together and abandon the mission if you need to

@alegria1813

4 жыл бұрын

@William Mlenar And in the books and movies we aren't obnoxiously renting about how we're the best or the smartest. We just live our life sneaking in the kitchen at night time.

@theyawningari

4 жыл бұрын

Hi I’m a ravenclaw

@Str-wwb3rry

4 жыл бұрын

@William Mlenar Yep!

Every anti-cheating punishment should try to be like a Twilight Zone ending, the Titan Fall one is the best *looks out the left of my Titan to see a gremlin pulling at wires*

@DarkArachnid666

4 жыл бұрын

Pfft!!! That's nothing. You wanna see something REALLY scary?

@RazorO2Productions

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Jennings What?CD-I Zelda?

@fireblade295

4 жыл бұрын

@@RazorO2Productions Zelda's Quest? NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING ELSE!

@RazorO2Productions

4 жыл бұрын

Luke H Welcome to the Shadowlands, Simba.

@biohazard724

4 жыл бұрын

Or having to sit next to a sweaty John Lithgow on a long flight

What about the Witcher 3’s anti-cow-farming measures? Having a Chort, a giant demonic goat, drop on your head for killing too many cows is equal parts startling and hilarious.

@Slate398

4 жыл бұрын

It was funny at first, but then people just started farming the chort too... So they had to patch what it drops.

@mechamania

4 жыл бұрын

We all have to patch what we drop, sometime... 😬

@NervousYoungInhuman

4 жыл бұрын

Thaaaats not a cheat

@Slate398

4 жыл бұрын

@@NervousYoungInhuman Exploiting fits under the definiton of cheating ;) I know a lot of people like to disagree but exploits that help you benefit from an unintended mechanic, like duping, can be considered a cheat, but exploits like sequence breaking or accessing loading triggers aren't.

@NervousYoungInhuman

4 жыл бұрын

@@Slate398 K I guess I understand, but the whole " ;)" just makes you look like a absolute douche and a jackass

Narrator: puts you in the serious room for 100 billion trillion years Slenderman: *just kills you*

@THATS_ALLFOLKS

2 жыл бұрын

If you push it maybe ∞ years

@near5148

2 жыл бұрын

Slender: cheater hey want to see me kill you

@HOLDENPOPE

Жыл бұрын

the scariest part is that Slenderman knows you're playing a game

I like Titanfall's anti-cheat measures. Put cheaters together and see how annoying and frustrating it is to play against each other. I'm all for cheating slightly in single player (just to avoid grinding, no God mode/one hit kill - that just ruins the game) but in online multiplayer that is just downright petty. 15:07 That commenter is just savage

@caleocantus7502

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but you can rebuy game)

@ravioli3807

4 жыл бұрын

@Stale Bagelz Yes you are. Contrary to what you think, you are fucking players over by cheating, and the devs source of income. Nice job.

@edwardreese976

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, one question tho. Would be cheap using God mode in bullet hell shumps? I'm talking when a player just wants to play through the hardest level and see how the game plays out. No bragging on beating it, but just for that reason. Cause bruh, some of them joints would make even Mother Theresa and Ghandi spew a few expletives.

@mq8858

3 жыл бұрын

I just like getting a carrying capacity on Skyrim because it's ridiculous how little I can carry.

@AbsolXGuardian

3 жыл бұрын

I think godmode is fine for single player games. I think it makes the game boring, but if someone else finds that fun than that's their prerogative. Multi-player games, you better not cheat. Not everyone else involved consented.

There is a game called A Hat in Time, where it's first DLC, Seal the Deal, introduced Death Wish, a set of optional challenges. And those challenges are super hard! Now, you can try to use console commands during Death Wish, but if you do, not only you die and have to start over a challenge again (you have infinite lives, so don't worry about that), but the Snatcher, the one hosting the challenges (and a pretty dramatic guy), *will taunt you through the command window!* "Think you can cheat me, kid?"

@drydum2185

4 жыл бұрын

Who uses console commands when you have mods!

@kadosho02

4 жыл бұрын

This game was created by Yahtzee Croshaw 😗 no wonder

@redhood5894

4 жыл бұрын

What's the reward from not cheating?

@3dDoener

4 жыл бұрын

I've never heard about this, but that does sound like something Gears For Breakfast would do, lol. Why even cheat when you can just activate Peace and Tranquility mode anyway?

@little-earth-star6

4 жыл бұрын

@@3dDoener Same

Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing is absent from this list and that's a crime worth one million Bells.

@rayadawn3535

4 жыл бұрын

You...You can cheat in Animal Crossing?

@mongmanmarkyt2897

4 жыл бұрын

@@rayadawn3535 eh it's not so much cheating as turning your console off w/o saving. Or changing the date backwards iirc

@rayadawn3535

4 жыл бұрын

@@mongmanmarkyt2897 Oh shit you right. Forgot how many times I've done that.

@dallydaydream

4 жыл бұрын

[Mr. Resetti theme intensifies]

@Stark-Raving

4 жыл бұрын

I seem to remeber resetting so many times that Mr Resetti faked deleting my save.

wow, i don't think i've heard a better 4th wall breaking threat like that. "not even a bug in the game will save you from me" that is absolutely awesome. whoever created Slenderman: the arrival really thought everything through.

@Nova_Ghost_Gamer

9 ай бұрын

Slenderman or enderman? Answer: both

@MarkoIronFist

8 ай бұрын

It was cool, but it caused a two high school kids near my hometown to lure their friend into the wood and stab them 36 times before leaving them for dead in the forest with the excuse that if they did not provide a sacrifice, slenderman would come and kill them and their family. Some people really cannot take a joke.

"Who died and made him Batman?" "I'm sorry what?! I'm not following." Lmaoo

@striker3252

3 жыл бұрын

That would be Bruce Wayne's parents

Hi folks! Thanks for watching. While Team Outside Xbox is working from home and socially distancing, we've got a few pre-recorded videos to tide you over. Stick around for more vids, wash your dang hands, and take care of yourselves and each other! OXOX

@rossdenyer5388

4 жыл бұрын

Just jumping on this to say: CLEAN YOUR DANG PHONE! If it's on your hands, it's on your phone. Thanks for the great vids oxbox.

@b1battledroid179

4 жыл бұрын

Why not pin it?

@canadiandee6342

4 жыл бұрын

outsidexbox Stay safe, everyone

@SirRoderickThunderbottom

4 жыл бұрын

you can tell it was pre recorded because Jane still wanted a hi-five

@SolusWhite

4 жыл бұрын

Remember, no licking faces!

Honestly a legitimate multiplayer mode where EVERYONE has cheats on would sound like absolute chaos. I love it. I’d actually pay to see games of that.

@Shin-CannotFly

4 жыл бұрын

The Lone Outlaw paying to watch cheaters defeats the whole point. You gotta pirate it from someone else.

@matthewhamilton2913

4 жыл бұрын

Corridor did a video kinda like that, its an old one though

@devisous6528

4 жыл бұрын

The Lone Outlaw if you want that you should get gmod

@technical_teffficulties2836

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

@anamusingidiot2565

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s called gmod, try it!

I love how the developers of the slender: the arrival game knew of the boundary glitch and instead of fixing it, decided to punish players abusing it even though it would be pointless to abuse anyway since pages aren't found out of bounds and it would only protect you from Slender if it weren't for the devs.

@Silver_wind_1987_

3 жыл бұрын

@@luisenriquez7640 slender should say that to the cheater...ie. he puts a page out of bounds with the insult THAN scares you :D

@coyraig8332

2 жыл бұрын

I think that strategy was used in speedrunning

@erubianwarlord8208

Жыл бұрын

it could be a catch all trigger say if the player gets stuck inside a tree or wall it detects they arent in play anymore and has to reset but because its a horror game they tossed in a lil extra scare after all Slendy never says they are cheating just that the bug wont save them

“You only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.” OOOOH BURNED

To be fair Lord British wasn't murdering _you_ for cheating, he was murdering one of the programmers for putting in an easter egg without letting anyone know about it, and you just happened to teleport yourself into it instead of unlocking it in-game.

@SuperSentry3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm…….. cool

Ah the white void. This feels like a postcard from a more innocent time, when no one knew how to clean their hands and I was the odd one for rather not hugging my co-workers

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

In order to passively sterilise surfaces with UV, the white void should maybe be replaced by a purple void soon. Wait.. Purple. Brb, I'm gonna go buy shares in Oxtra.

@lettherebedragons8885

4 жыл бұрын

Not odd at all. I never hugged my co-workers besides I really like them AND there is a real good reason. You got some really weird looks if you just run around here (Germany) hugging people.

@heleneandersson7649

4 жыл бұрын

@@lettherebedragons8885 Swedish workplaces are pretty informal. There isn't that much hugging going on tbh, but it happens. I'm a bit reluctant to social hugging in general.

@NOTurDADDY666

4 жыл бұрын

Co workers are hardly people, just another cog in the system. Either they can keep relations strictly work ONLY or they can fuck off and get zero conversation at all.. work nor otherwise

@oddy8489

4 жыл бұрын

Do people find it weird you don't want random physical contact? Canny imagine that

Here's a fun idea for a punishment: If the game notices you're using a cheating device, have the game just skip straight into the end credits.

@regen-Q

4 жыл бұрын

Any% WR Achieved

@skeppo3440

4 жыл бұрын

Arexion5293 and then it will delete your save file but copy it just to scare players

@sommerrachelle8369

3 жыл бұрын

And the end credits could be change to say the cheater sucks, and that they shouldn't play if you have to use cheats.

@keeganlafferty1395

3 жыл бұрын

@@sommerrachelle8369 oh yeah, basically the "end credits" instantly play but instead of them being the REAL end credits it's just a sort of lecture on cheating and how it's bad

@sommerrachelle8369

3 жыл бұрын

@@keeganlafferty1395 we need more punishments for cheaters

An all cheater match actually sounds kind of fun, though a very different game. It'd be all about twitching and mechanical reactions.

@hexagonalchaos

3 жыл бұрын

Try tf2 when discomouse and botpolice are online, ban one and you get the jokes on you I literally have 736 alt accounts speech

"who died and made you Batman" ? "Probably his parents" GOLD.

The mythos behind Jane has grown so much that her begging for mercy from slenderman just seems like a cruel mockery of our regular frail human mortality

@williamfalls

4 жыл бұрын

It's a ploy to try to fool us into thinking she's a mere mortal. Don't fall for it!

I remember Revolver Ocelot warning me about the autofire back in 1998, so I did it anyway. Weirdly, it worked, I survived. I wouldn't learn until later that I had a REALLY cheap autofire controller, and the auto inputs were slightly slower, so Ocelot had no clue. Spent years thinking it was a bluff until I retried it.

@sblack53

Жыл бұрын

Original MGS1 Ocelot in the PS1 dimension was bluffing. Twin Snakes Ocelot in the GameCube dimension very much was not.

@stryker1599

7 ай бұрын

I was on the other end. I did the button mashing myself and was so good at it if I went full speed I would trigger the anti cheat despite doing the work myself. I always had to hold back. This was on original PlayStation too. Fun times

Fun fact: when attempting to activate cheats in Stanley Parable, the console will display "Why????"

Tomb Raider II would instantly explode Lara Croft if you did the free weapons maneuver that was present in the first game -- one step forward, one step backward, turn in a circle three times and do a backflip. In the first game you would get all the weapons and refill your ammo to maximum for doing that. In the second one, you're rewarded with instant death.

@roguishpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

I just did that in real life and got free weapons...but the free weapon was an armed grenade, so I exploded.

@jochenkraus7016

4 жыл бұрын

As far as I remember, Descent 2 had something similar. The code that activated the cheat codes in Descent left you with 1 life point remaining. So it was quite similar to the game based on Doom he mentions in this video.

No Jane, no high fives, we're social distancing remember.

@muffinman2546

4 жыл бұрын

It's like keeping Malaria mosquitoes in a jar only to let it out if someone greets you. ;D

@yuriwolfvt

4 жыл бұрын

I would risk it for her

@BatteryWinter

4 жыл бұрын

lonewhitewolf1 same.

@mootwo_

4 жыл бұрын

lonewhitewolf1 sounds kinda like a simp

@surunei

4 жыл бұрын

@@mootwo_ agreed

“Which is only acceptable if you end up in Hufflepuff” *inhales* you *WHAT*

@silverisdisappointed

4 жыл бұрын

Me am is Hufflepuff

@keeganlafferty1395

3 жыл бұрын

frankly I don't care what Hogwarts house I'd end up in, after all that doesn't change the kind of person I FEEL I am

@patricianever5388

3 жыл бұрын

I was eating and stopped mid-bit to go back and listen to what he said again and my face was 😲. I have never felt so attacked.

"Did I say the most fun? I meant the most terrifying." It's OK, Jane. You can be honest with us. We know what you really like....

09:54 I’m sure if it weren’t for the social distancing you would have got those high fives Jane.

@mavendeo

4 жыл бұрын

I'd high five Jane. No virus is dangerous enough to leave a homie hanging like that.

Batman does actually tell jokes. For example in the Batman who laughs #1 regular Batman (not the one who laughs) just about Gotham having a Batman insurance policy called “dark knight returns” ok insurance puns aren’t the funniest thing ever but he does tell jokes

@BJGvideos

4 жыл бұрын

Or in the animated series when Lois Lane found out his identity, she accused him of lying to her and he smirks and says "well, I never said I *wasn't* Batman".

@FerreTrip

4 жыл бұрын

@@BJGvideos That's Bruce Wayne, though, doesn't count.

@amfram

4 жыл бұрын

FerreTrip yeah why would Bruce Wayne speak for Batman?

@spikesshadow8683

4 жыл бұрын

@@amfram right like why would someone who's clearly not Batman speak for Batman?

@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't the Joker presumably died in 1 of the animated series? Batman was holding onto Harley Quinn and when the explosion happened and they assumed he died it went something like this, although it might've been a comic Harley: "PUDDIN!" Batman: "At this point he probably is"

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being in Hufflepuff!

@chapstix2549

3 жыл бұрын

There is absolutely everything wrong with being a hufflepuff

@B.E.N_

3 жыл бұрын

Hufflepuffs assemble!!

@darkfire_ninja

3 жыл бұрын

OK.... Ima griffin door

@table9818

3 жыл бұрын

What about slitherin

@table9818

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I know nothing about harry potter

I told a friend to input the Konami Code into Gradius III because "it will blow up everything on the screen." When he blew up, I continued with "everything, including yourself" (yes, I know it doesn't actually blow up everything on the screen). (Also; the ACTUAL cheat code for Gradius III is Up, up, down, down, L, R, L, R, B, A; yeah, if you use the shoulder buttons instead of the D-pad, it'll give you all the upgrades).

9:04 The Oxboxtra/PSA rivalry continues...

@gruggerduggerhoose

4 жыл бұрын

Any proper rivalry such as this needs its “ultras” section of fans... where did i leave that stone island jacket lol

@jonbwfc

4 жыл бұрын

The irony of saying “We’re PlayStation Access” then cutting to a Metal Gear Solid clip.

Ohh..oh Andy no, you do NOT want to be Batman. He literally has no time for himself, has to fight criminals, do research to make his weapons non-lethal AND hang around in a cave with bats. Okay that last one might be cool.

@littlearies3862

4 жыл бұрын

Also didnt know he had a son until 10 years later, who was raised to be an assassin. Has died several times. In some universes, he's actually a villain. And lot of othwe things.

@langdon7x

4 жыл бұрын

@@littlearies3862 Yeah, The Red Hood I believe.

@littlearies3862

4 жыл бұрын

@@langdon7x His biological son is Damien Wayne (gosh i hope I spelt thay right. Lol) 🙃

@residentkane

4 жыл бұрын

He's afraid of bats lol, and bats usually die by falling into their own droppings, so it'd dmeel revolting.

@DJ4461

3 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't want to be in a cave of bats. One caused a pandemic.

The price for cheating in skyrim is just infinite crashes, then again, that happens without cheats

@xavierkazoo1619

Жыл бұрын

The price for cheating is whatever the Creation Club charges. But the real price you pay with is your dignity…

1. In Gradius III, there's actually a variation of the Konami code that _works:_ Just replace Left and Right with the left and right shoulder buttons (L and R). 2. In Banjo Kazooie, you can input cheats in the sand castle, and not just the ones you get from Cheato. Inputting more than one of these codes, however, will result in Gruntilda erasing your save file. (She'll give you fair warning though.) Note that you will _not_ receive this punishment for codes that open up the locations of the Stop 'N' Swop items (the eggs and the ice key).

Andy Farrant: "Batman doesn't even tell jokes or anything like that." Adam West: "What am I, chopped liver?"

Jane's high five gag reminds me of the one she did in another video. Jane with a big ol smile waving her arm around looking for a high five and then defeated says "no one's going to high five me". Always leave Jane hanging must be their motto.

When you cheat in Earthworm Jim, the game doesn't show the ending after beating the final boss -- instead, it sends you back to level 2 ("What the Heck?").

11:02 It's also possible to button mash fast enough for real that it *thinks* you're cheating and using autofire.

14:14 Mike, the phrase you're looking for is: "If you're not cheating, you're not trying"- Eddie Guerrero

@Iron8127

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean Cheaters Never Win

I'm pretty sure Slenderman would've never mess with you, Jane.

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

"Slenderman" was once a normal guy, until he got on Jane's bad side.

@myrojyn

4 жыл бұрын

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 They say we never hear about the mostly forgotten fourth member of Outside Xbox (Before Outside Xtra) but that's not totally true. We here about him, they just call him slenderman.

@ranwolf76

4 жыл бұрын

@@myrojyn his name used to be Charlie "Chuck" Cunningham

@soulreapermagnum

4 жыл бұрын

even if he did, she'd just come back stronger....again.

The serious room feels like being called to the principal’s office XD

Fun fact: The Ultima Anti-cheating thing was meant for a staff member on the team. At the time, Richard was ok with Easter eggs and hidden secrets, but he wanted to know about them. At the time, he was told that another player found this room where it pretty much had all the items. Of course, Richard was mad when he was informed of this and reset the cords to there. That’s why you get called a cheater if you go there.

Doomguy on a LARPing weekend is the perfect description of Heretic lol

What about when Sans says "You're just a dirty hacker, aren't you?" When you try to cheat in Undertale?

@gwelch399

4 жыл бұрын

Astro! How about a game that ISN’T undertale for once?

@AstroBlox

4 жыл бұрын

@@gwelch399 nobody really talks about undertale that much anymore, plus it wasn't mentioned once in this video

@olegoleg258

4 жыл бұрын

*You're

@eddiemate

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say that's a punishment. That was more of an error message that assumed you hacked, since that was more likely than an unknown ending.

@yellowskycreations4542

4 жыл бұрын

lol.

The Location you teleportet to in Ultima VII was actually an room full of all the Armors Wepons and so on. It could be reached by placing a chest on the Starting position behind a tree. Later on it was taken out and Replaced with the Anti-Cheater Room.

8:05 - I have never seen a perspective like that! I find myself tilting my head as I'm watching!

“If anyone asks we’re PlayStationaccess” This is cause crossplay is more of a thing isn’t it?

@Ooffoop

4 жыл бұрын

The war has begun let it be said outside Xbox fired the first shot

@figureLP09

4 жыл бұрын

What are they gonna do? Have a Tea Off?

@Ooffoop

4 жыл бұрын

figureLP09 we shall replace the oceans with Tea 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@trentonnewman9683

4 жыл бұрын

Ritro no we Americans tried that in the 1700s and honestly it’s not worth the effort the tea tastes terrible

@Ooffoop

4 жыл бұрын

Trenton Newman you don’t deserve representation

Mike talking about BTS made me confused in a way I didn't know I could be confused.

@paulagodebrito

4 жыл бұрын

same, i was not expecting it

@akashagreaves4271

4 жыл бұрын

Same....and what's wrong with J-hope🥺💜😭😭😭😭

@maesaki5785

4 жыл бұрын

I was suprised but happy they made that reference😁💜

"Pretty much time to work out with which BTS member I belong with" I'm dead-

@ko_solo9031

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Jhope :(

This video jusst reminded me that, at any time now, I can go play The Stanley Parable and legitimately earn the "Go Outside" achievement. I'll have to do that tomorrow after work.

Jane totally deserved high fives for that joke, but, social distancing...

@muffinman2546

4 жыл бұрын

We should just buy prosthetic arms & high-five that way. ;D

@lostaccount8222

4 жыл бұрын

*holds up mannequin hand* yeah! ;D (My iPad hates me so I can’t edit this comment please help)

I feel like Mike was in charge of writing this list, what with the fact that half of the funny punishments are some variation on your character going boom

3:16 I was wondering why I keep thinking of my first ex whenever I play Slenderman

I love the beginning where Andy is trying to argue why he should be Batman, I've rewatched this video just for that

Wow. You guys remembered Heretic. I'm impressed. Also, you guys made me remember Heretic. I'm disappointed.

Pathelogic 2 "Oh you died? Let me make it harder for you too live the next go around"

@biohazard724

4 жыл бұрын

That's not an anti-cheat that's just a punishment for being bad at the game

That BTS joke was so unexpected! LMAO!! P.S There is no wrong answer to that question....

@maesaki5785

4 жыл бұрын

KirstenFury Lover yeah that’s true they’re all amazing and they will attack your heart💜

@interestingyes3366

3 жыл бұрын

They will attack your heart whilst the fanbase attacks your socials

"Which is only acceptable if you're sorted into Hufflepuff." *checks the comments for the other angry Hufflepuffs* Not that we'll do anything about it, but our Slytherin friends will!!

@littlearies3862

4 жыл бұрын

Who i gotta fite?

@helppustaravanha9548

4 жыл бұрын

As a slytherin, I agree

@jordanrayne4779

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously though is it just normal for hufflepuffs and slytherins to get along so well. My best friend and boyfriend are both slytherin

@RokuHanmar

3 жыл бұрын

No Slytherin would befriend a Hufflepuff

I laughed out loud at Revolver talks a lot. High Five Jane!

Yep, hit the nail on the head there Andy, it’s cause he’s rich. ‘It’s frankly elitist, these vigilante running round, using gadgets, posing on roofs.

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

Also, I can't think of very many ways that he could have successfully kept the "Batcave" so secretive that don't involve either hurting or threatening the dozens of contractors he must have hired to build it.

@roguishpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 ...either that or he forced Alfred to dig it all by himself, in which case Alfred probably has a really good labor lawsuit.

@mavendeo

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'm just surprised no one's figured out his identify. Even without complicated comic book logic, it's super easy.

@tristanlammey8530

4 жыл бұрын

@@mavendeo Gotham courts are very quick with NDAs and super injunctions.

@mavendeo

4 жыл бұрын

@@tristanlammey8530 That makes sense, but my theory is that everyone already knows, and everyone already knows that everyone already knows, but no one says anything because that'd ruin Joker's fun, and then they'd come down with a slight case of comical, ironic death.

Number 8: Doki Doki Literature Club SPOILERS If you try to download sayoris file to open a save that was deleted AFTER Sayori’s death the Monika will show up and call you a cheater. If your in act three then she'll do the same but just keep talking to you in that empty space

@justhumenau6156

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have by any chance a link to footage of this moment ?

"If anyone asks, we're Playstation Access". [Immediately cuts to Metal Gear Solid piece] I see what you did there, OX. Well played.

@midgeot

4 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S THE TALLY

@AlmightyPolarBear

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, you've caught me impersonating Rob Pearson.

Cheaters never prosper... except when they do... then you end up with CEO's cheating their own pay to include a bonus.

I’m loving the many access and outside cross overs recently.

Fun fact about Gradius 3. If you use the left and right trigger buttons instead of the left and right on the control pad the cheat works as it’s supposed to.

Ironically, in MGS 2 (At least in the PC version), the only way to survive Solidus' chokehold on "European Extreme" difficulty was by using an autofire input, as the choking went on for about 2 whole minutes and the health depleted so quickly that you had to tap the button about 15 times per second in order to keep up. If I couldn't make it back then in my teenage years with my stubbornness, then there's absolutely no other way.

@JakobLastname

8 ай бұрын

There are speedrunners who could probably do it, I've seen Shayy (the WR holder for Undertale) do up to 22 inputs per second

How about in Animal Crossing if you try to reset to get better results, Resetti would pop out of the ground and yell at you for half an hour?

"No high fives?" - "Correct, no high fives, no shaking hands, no kissing! READ THE NEWS COME ON!"

15:43 “You only have two faults: Everything you do, and everything you say.” GodDAMN that’s brutal.

Jane, you definitely get high fives for "Revolver Talks-a-lot". That got a good chuckle out of me

What? No Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening? How could you be such a THIEF as to rob me of that pleasure?

@Wykesidefruitmachine

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you didn't STEAL that joke! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

Honestly, thank you Andy for inventing the "talking over spoiled game logos" bit. Gets me every time.

Your mention of Contra made me want to randomly play it again. It's been quite awhile. I managed a mostly deathless run up until the second the last level, where I died twice, and once more against the final boss. The last three levels are often the only places I die anymore. I used to be unable to beat Stage 4's boss. Sometimes, I still die to it or on stage 5. The first three levels are relatively easy anymore. 3's really the only one of those that can sometimes kill me, but I'm often prepared for enemies spawning behind me. The game loves to do that and that's often what kills me aside from the occasional laser death on the sixth stage.

For anyone looking: The game at 14:30 is Anno 1800

Hi guys! I hope you're all staying safe, thank you for continuing with the videos. I'm sure you're lifting a lot of people's day, you certainly help mine!

@humannomore7759

4 жыл бұрын

Well, be assured that even if someone didn't enjoy the video, the wholesomeness of your comment definitely made them regain faith in humanity (me included)

@ltamha

4 жыл бұрын

Naw, thank you so much! I've a double broken ankle and am stuck at home with my leg up so I'm very grateful for the respite and lightheartedness :). Thanks again, your comment gave me a big smile!

@humannomore7759

4 жыл бұрын

@@ltamha I'm happy I could give back the smile you gave me. Hope you get well soon!

@ltamha

4 жыл бұрын

@LTrain 45 yes, yes I am. I think my channel name gives that away if nothing else ;)

@ltamha

4 жыл бұрын

@@humannomore7759 bless you, stay awesome!

The morph ovum in Heretic deathmatch was one of the best ideas any game designer ever had. And the cool thing about it was the levels had all kinds of secret passages for chickens, so you could still escape before your best friend fried you with the phoenix rod. Also, Raven Software made Heretic and its sequels, and now it's making the hypersuccessful Call of Duty games.

I lost it with "the wimbledom of aimbots"

I love that little message “Not even a bug in this game will save you from me”

Is it cheating from Andy that the endcard he points to as "Show of the Weekend" is actually the latest Oxventure (on oxbox as it happens)?

I gave you a high-five, Jane. Also that wave race guy made me feel insecure and depressed

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

Don't let him! If he thinks you're great, then that'd mean that he's expecting you to do great, which would mean that it's a lot easier for you to screw up and there'd be a lot more at stake if you do! If other people think you're great, then that's a real reason to feel insecure! But if he thinks you suck, then that means that he's already expecting failure, which means that you literally cannot disappoint him, because any degree of success at all is a victory! Go on! You got this! You are inferior and everything you do and say is wrong, and because of that, anything you do and say will be great! You're awful, and that's the best place to be, because it means you have all the freedom to grow for your own sake, with none of the pressure, obligation, or risk to grow for others'!

Apparently there's a few other games that also put cheaters (I think largely of the "disconnect before losing" variety) all in a server together, largely without notice, so they get endlessly frustrated at their inability to win bc everyone else bails

The even more funny thing about Heretic being basically DOOM, is that DOOM 2 actually REQUIRED you to use the no-clip cheat code to be able to get to the exit in the last level. It was literally a small room with solid walls and ceiling so no normal way in or out of it, and it had a head on a spike that you shoot and the credits would start. I've heard the head was modeled after one of the devs. I suppose the point of the last level was you were supposed to spend the rest of your days fighting forever in hell with no escape, idk. I should really play the game again since I haven't played it since around the time it came out when I was a kid.

1:29 “ it’s only cheating if you end up in hufflepuff “ Me: hufflepuffers forever

@b1battledroid179

4 жыл бұрын

Go hufflepuffs

@okeefe6939

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis Lendt husslepuff where all the black wizards go

@zayaanatif4474

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, huffllepuff sucks, get yourself a brain. GO RAVENCLAW!

@nikokungreenfuzzey

4 жыл бұрын

let them think what they will it only gets us into better positions

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

@XXXSlymac XXX You seem tense. Maybe you'll feel better after a chip butty.

Imagine a concept where cheaters get more or less the opposite of a banishment. Something that puts them in a session with only other cheaters and where it would lock them in the game. They can't exit the game at all. Turn your console or pc off and on again? You're back in the game.

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

"You must have wanted this on some level, seeing how you were willing to sacrifice both your own dignity and other players' fun in order to play."

@adambaryliuk3393

4 жыл бұрын

That may be taking it a little too far. Disabling their entire system? If a game literally broke my PC (which I use for almost everything), I’d be pissed

@angelinahilton1234

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Baryliuk maybe you could only exit the game once cheats were disabled and/or deleted.

@djsango768

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelinahilton1234 I feel like it's a good idea except for the not being able to shut down. Maybe it will keep making you play with cheaters until you do something funny like message the creators a apology letter.

@NoBullOxGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@adambaryliuk3393 dont cheat then

Yes, I am old enough to remember playing Doom and Heretic. "They were good at the time." Back in the days of the Commodore 64, we didn't mind the graphics. First of all, they were pretty amazing for the time. But more importantly, the games were so much fun to play, you simply didn't notice the low graphics quality.

On the Metal Gear one, from what I've heard it detects based on input speed rather than actually detecting autofire. Which is to say, I've seen at least one video of someone dying here as if they were a cheater because they were actually faster at mashing than a turbo feature...

@3rdalbum

Жыл бұрын

Really? I would have thought it would measure the time between button presses and if it's too consistent it would surely be autofire.

12:11 and now in titanfall 2 there is a Titan core that can do that.

@brennanruiz1803

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but in Titanfall 1 you could choose the smart-gun as part of your loadout instead of a streak reward.

@MableMintWitch

4 жыл бұрын

@@brennanruiz1803 I T W A S H E L L

@Ciguana

4 жыл бұрын

Titanfall Series will never die

Jane: "More like revolver talks a lot. High fives...?" Me: *High fives* Also Me: Why doesn't my screen work anymore?

@vineylfc

4 жыл бұрын

I have a touch screen... I assume this means jane can feel my high fiving.

@enigmax79

4 жыл бұрын

@@vineylfc in that case... *unzips*

@RedYellowBird6889

4 жыл бұрын

@@enigmax79 uhh wait what.

In gradius 3 the code works correctly but you have to use the trigger buttons for L and R. It fully upgrades your ship sans main weapon. The code that kills you is a decoy.

Altering the game files in Undertale will result in a black screen with Sans calling you a "dirty hacker" and other things and then kicking you off of the game.