3:36 "I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP address." I think I'm going to curl up in a corner, cry for a bit, then die. There are so many things wrong with that sentence, the first being Visual Basic.

@STSWB5SG1FAN

9 жыл бұрын

Technobabel. Not just for / from Star Trek anymore.

@studiooriginals

9 жыл бұрын

Dude what u got against VB?

@Alex-fu4md

9 жыл бұрын

Mike Richard It's not powerful enough for my taste. I would think that the FBI? (I don't really know) would use something else.

@E8144EOE

9 жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard 'GUI interface', I face-desked. GUI stands for Graphical User Interface, so they're essentially saying 'graphical user interface interface'.

@MythicSuns

9 жыл бұрын

Bernard Gilbert at least in star trek they have the excuse of being from the future

Number one should be the fact that Hollywood assumes that all hackers don't use a mouse for anything.

@quasar.nebula

8 жыл бұрын

We don't :) Yay keyboard shortcuts!

@quasar.nebula

8 жыл бұрын

darthspeaks Depends on how you've always used your computer. I've gotten used to keyboard shortcuts, and I'm sure some of dem leet hax0rz have gotten used to mice or something.

@quasar.nebula

8 жыл бұрын

darthspeaks I was too :) (kind of)

@humaid2003

8 жыл бұрын

they probably using some window manager on linux

@quasar.nebula

8 жыл бұрын

humaid2003 Nah, every hacker uses a code editor to open their leet hax0r stoofs!

1.Hackers use green text , Nuff said.

@katzen3314

7 жыл бұрын

Coz of the matrix 'n' shit.

@dynamitedinosaur4601

7 жыл бұрын

idiot hackers us- waitwaitwait.. thats not right *script kiddies* use green text

@MrGTASeriesVideo

7 жыл бұрын

open CMD color a Congrats, ur a Hacker now

@MrGTASeriesVideo

7 жыл бұрын

Getem Niners lol

@StevenPersonal

7 жыл бұрын

I changed the text in the command prompt to green so I look l like a hacker when running scripts to copy my files to another drive.

"I'll create a GUI Interface with Visual Basic, See if i can track an IP Address" I jumped out of my seat and couldn't stop laughing fort 5 minutes.

@hydrohydrahead3355

8 жыл бұрын

Seems legit... Cause ya gonna spend lots of time to make it look good..

@germanicus8342

8 жыл бұрын

+Sagi Kerman I'm in the same boat! :P 'Hange on I need to make a new graphic user interface to track there IP address!

@ralphglatt2058

8 жыл бұрын

+Sagi Kerman Maybe she meant "gooey" interface, like toasted marshmallows? No? Okay, I'll shut up now. ;-)

@RoScFan

7 жыл бұрын

Okay, well, im a moron on IT issues, WHY is that so funny? is it graphical/visual? is that a contradiction? also, can you not use visual to track an ip adress?

@impyrobot

7 жыл бұрын

She said GUI like gooey She made a gui For tracking an IP! She used Visual Basic She used Visual Basic for networking She's probs using windows not to trigger any casual windows users. It sounded overall retarded. At least she could have said something like 'Will pull up command line and track their IP address.'

My favorite nonsense tech slang was from a Ninja Turtles movie. "If the database is coded the whole system would go down"

@iLikeKittens

8 жыл бұрын

Coded? LOL! If it exists, then it is coded :O

@BebxOfficial

8 жыл бұрын

Good freaking game, Ninja Turtles. I bet that if their TV show was uploaded to the TV stream, the whole power would short circuit!

@Elendir

7 жыл бұрын

Man.... I hate it when my database is suddenly coded. Shit happens all the fucking time! :(

@mememachine1392

7 жыл бұрын

"If the book is written the whole book will break down."

@justasentientboeing7378

3 жыл бұрын

"If the car is built, then the whole car could break down."

"Just throw together some words that sound computery" I've literally done this in real life... It's fucking great.

@romandal8770

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it helps you look like a genius to those of lesser knowledge.

@maxl6805

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's way too easy and everybody thinks u r a kind of genius :D

@lastbaratheon8043

6 жыл бұрын

Everett Logan Yep😂😂

@Adam-g01

6 жыл бұрын

Yep. It makes you seem smart. "I just create using lots of ram and memory and C++ and Javasriot, a GUI interface which interfaces with the matrix of a hard drive and use a uSB stick to plug in IP adresses to load this GUI Java program which uses lots of memory to run with my new 850X Ram GUI interface and MAC adress" Complete nonsense, but makes you seem smart

@maxl6805

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Gawlowski the legendary "X" makes everything sound high tech :D

"I'll create a graphical user interface interface in Visual Basic to track an IP adress." Smartest line ever to be heard in television.

@dramawind

8 жыл бұрын

Hey don't forget the green letters and numbers showing up on the screen like Matrix.

@dramawind

8 жыл бұрын

Yea man, that's like the most basic part of hacking. I hacked NASA last week and I couldn't have done it without the Matrix characters.

@dramawind

8 жыл бұрын

***** Damn that's pure evil. When I hacked NASA, all I did was change the blueprints for their next rocket so that when they build it, it will look like an enormous penis.

@dramawind

8 жыл бұрын

Right now I'm trying to hack KZread. I'll delete it completely and you will only be able to watch videos from Google+.

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

8 жыл бұрын

+Dramawind Inverted Japanese letters are advanced stuff man. Our hacking universities don't even try it until you find a good mountain based sensei.

"I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address" I couldn't stop laughing after hearing her say that XD

@maxmustermann1455

6 жыл бұрын

The probably just quoted the IT guy responsible for creating all those fake programs and hey, for that purpose visual studio is great.

I'm going to make a Graphical User Interface GUI to track the quad core RAM transponder. If we use HTTP maybe we can track his HTML.

@victorwagner2423

10 жыл бұрын

No, that would interfere with you CPU-Java protocols. You should reroute you APMs with Visual Basic recognition addon. Otherwise you Artificial Hard Drive will not be able to Host in SLI with your SSH Motherboard. Get 1334, Scrub.

@freakboy186

10 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to overclock your CPU to increase the bandwidth of the hard drive so you can maximize the output of your USB.

@MrDevin712

10 жыл бұрын

Victor Wagner Ah you're right. I completely forgot about the GNU destabilizer. I need to enhance this is MS Paint. Thanks buddy.

@Axiss360

10 жыл бұрын

Victor Wagner Linux That is all.

@stuckurface

10 жыл бұрын

MrDevin712 Don't forget to backtrack the MS server IP with a maxed out 2.9GH Motherboard. Else your GNU Destabilizer will overclock your Mainframe bandwidth. - L337 |-|4(|

12 cores are indeed not enough for serious online gaming, you really need the full power of 16 cores. That's why I use four i5's sellotaped together.

@Sturmovik1946

10 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming you're using a mainframe to get the 4 clusters to communicate via hyperthreading, right?

@EricAurumSkagg

10 жыл бұрын

I'm actually crossfiring them through the motherboard at 750W. That way I can achieve resolutions over 1024x768 when playing WoW.

@Sturmovik1946

10 жыл бұрын

Have you considered quantum computing at this point? That way you can take advantage of extreme crossfiring using the 3rd superposition bit.

@Themingemoblie

10 жыл бұрын

Quantum computing? Superposition bit? Where did you learn these computer terms, a third rate hacker movie? Let me show you how the REAL men do their hacking *whacks out 4 Xbox 360's superglued to a Virtual boy and starts frantically masturbating*

@abonynge

10 жыл бұрын

Scrooge McFuck I prefer using PS3s in place of Xbox 360's, they have more GPUs.

'gui interface', yes graphical user interface interface. makes sense.

@bradleyhove4177

9 жыл бұрын

Just think "atm machine" or "Nintendo NES" it's shit like this that drives me insane.

@mayube9292

9 жыл бұрын

Bradley Hove "PIN Number"

@koletonnelson6310

9 жыл бұрын

Bradley Hove Reminds me of that scene in Saint's Row. "THE Los Carnales."

@YumLemmingKebabs

9 жыл бұрын

Bradley Hove RPG Games, FPS Shooters, RTS Strategy games. MMO Online RPlaying Gs?

@cbeale1

9 жыл бұрын

DC Comics - Detective Comics Comics :3

You think 80 pixels of RAM is good? I just upgraded to 120.

@knugenavswarje734

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Kennedy "There's so much room for activities!"

@Olivia-W

8 жыл бұрын

Ha ha, I have a quad hd ram hard drive! Beat that!

@SEEYAIAYE

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Kennedy 120 pixels of RAM is useless unless you have a 10 meg pipe

@alexportillo5791

8 жыл бұрын

+SEE YAI AYE I have a 20 meg pipe and a 1 terabyte hard drive with a 2.33 gigahertz CPU and also a 4,356 megabyte ram Oh YAH

@MrPiccoloku

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Kennedy Bytes. Pixels are a measurement of screen resolution.

Another thing in Movies about hacking somtimes. " Everything that uses electricity is hackable" Toasters,Portable Camera,Cars,Game Consoles

@SIGSEGV1337

8 жыл бұрын

+-Padgorf - That's not actually that wrong, all of those things can be hacked, somehow.

@Exarch_Of_Justice

8 жыл бұрын

faissialoo not really...you try and hack a toaster and tell me how that goes for ya

@TheAkashicTraveller

8 жыл бұрын

+eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. I'm sure you'll be able to find a toaster with a computer in it somewhere.

@tomastorres8034

8 жыл бұрын

+eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. hacking isnt necessarily related to the hacking through internet

@GummieI

8 жыл бұрын

+eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. And nowadays anything that uses electricity today you can find some version of that can in fact connect to the internet today, wouldn't be too surprised to find even a toaster somewhere that got a computer in it that can connect to the internet

hacking has to be highly technical. We all know the internet is just a series of tubes, all filled with cats.

@jbowman1018

8 жыл бұрын

be careful man. the guys in the black suits are going to be on your ass now.

@Jennifer.N.Presley

5 жыл бұрын

Or so low teck it not expected

So true. I hate how Criminal Minds always has Garcia solve the case by having her type and talk really fast. - "Garcia, i need a list of people who went to the doctor from 1978 till 1985, but went to a Starbucks before, and picked up some yoghurt ice cream on the way back, all the while being naked while wearing a blackface." - *TAK-TAK-TAK!* "I got them! There's 3; 1 is dead, 1 in jail and the other one happens to live right next door!" Also, all hackers seem to collect action figures, because their "hacking desk" always looks like a kids' toy shelf. Ooooow! "I am so badass! I am in my mid-thirties and surrounded by toys!"

You better be quiet before I hack your ram, buddy. Yes, all 80 pixels of it.

@danthegreat8411

5 жыл бұрын

I face-palmed so hard I left a red mark on my face... *thnx for da joke tho😂*

The gaming PC part. Oh god kill me, and that thing looks gaudy too.

@akabiscuitwaffle

8 жыл бұрын

+HighLevi Looks like an a special edition case with the MSI dragon logo plastered across it. Also, 10 core and 16 core CPUs are *shit* for gaming! Even eight and six core CPUs kinda suck for them. Best thing is to get a powerful quad core, a good heatsink (think Noctua NH-D15, corsair h100i, or say "f it" and go full phase change cooling) and then overclock the crap outa it. After you've done that, get a top end GPU, phase change cool that, do custom voltage mods to the card, and then overclock it to.

@duophile7692

8 жыл бұрын

+akabiscuitwaffle Then again, if you really want to go balls to the wall, it's difficult to go wrong with the higher-end Skylake processors, especially the Intel 5690X.

@akabiscuitwaffle

8 жыл бұрын

Zach Myers No not really. Games run worse on them then the quad core counterparts. Their single thread performance is worse, and games that *can* use all their threads end up running worse anyways because they handle multi threading poorly. Overclocking then? Much worse, cause even with phase change cooling to negate temps, you have to be even luckier with the silicone to get 8 cores all running at the target OC instead of just 4. Again, doing all that for recorded worse FPS then that of the quad core counterparts. Unless you're trying to future proof to a small extant, or are heavily multitasking while playing games, then that higher end is worse. Why don't you get a 16 core 32 thread Xeon while you're at it?

@duophile7692

8 жыл бұрын

akabiscuitwaffle I'm not referring to octa-cores. Hex-core are my personal limit for gaming PC processors. I'm not trying to use an 18-core Xeon, but I believe the 5960X has good single-thread performance and 6 cores, right?

@jordan2104

8 жыл бұрын

+akabiscuitwaffle I think that was the IBUYPOWER logo though...

I love the movie Hackers. It's so 90s. All those silly viruses with visual graphics, because you know viruses are more dangerous when people know they're there.

@JonUpchurch

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but at least in that movie they actually did their research on a lot of that stuff. It's all old school stuff now of course, but when the movie came out I was laughing my ass off. When the Phantom Phreak pulls out the Red Box and blasts DTMF quarter tones to spoof the payphone... The two cops reading "The Hacker's Manifesto" which was an actual document written by The Mentor in the early 80's... Zero Cool based on the guy who wrote "The Internet Worm" that crashed the internet for 3 days back in the 80's. All the viruses they used were real (minus their graphic representations). Even the fixes that he was shouting out.. "Type Cookie", were correct. The Mainframe being named "The Gibson" after William Gibson, the Godfather of Cyberpunk. Now I have to go watch it again, lol.

@bendover1854

10 жыл бұрын

oh no google said jim is dead my computer got hacked help me microsoft Dx

3:38 Oh, please. In the time that would take, I could binary a Boolean algorithm in XOR , script a biconditional registry error in the systematic infix center, DDOS the neural network with the operand in the vector space and C++ my 16kB's bits through the backdoor using an MS Word to CBS the YMCA.

@keyboardwarrior3327

8 жыл бұрын

+OhioGentleman why is this not top comment?

@NDOhioan

8 жыл бұрын

3TH1L1N It's funny. I tend to get popular comments when I don't try to, but when I do try, it never happens.

@themannyzaur

6 жыл бұрын

This is the most Hollywood hacker-est sentence ever!

@alejrandom6592

6 жыл бұрын

YMCA :D

@MrXhojn

6 жыл бұрын

"using an MS Word the CBS the YMCA" sounds like innuendo and it's my favorite fucking line out of this whole shitfest masterpiece.

well, 80 pixels of ram is fucking op.

@isaaclee3490

8 жыл бұрын

Dedotated wam

@dynamitedinosaur4601

7 жыл бұрын

kek.

@minecraftninja1622

7 жыл бұрын

It still doesn't compare to 47 rainbowtables of ram.

@GastonBoucher

7 жыл бұрын

90 bits of hertz in a 5-by-5 wire connection can actually top that, just saying.

@darthmath1071

6 жыл бұрын

yea thats a new kind of photonic memory

"I'm going to create a GUI in VisualBasic to track that IP address". WHAT!? Just...WHAT!? I bet the writer just opened the glossary of "Programming for Dummies" and picked those two terms out at random.

I feel so stupid. Everyone in the comments are talking computer talk and I only understand, like, not even half of it.....

@TheBlackLantern34

10 жыл бұрын

Most of them are joking and just using illogical jargon to make fun of the movies.

@rosestar1324

10 жыл бұрын

Dark Omega lol, yeah. I figured as much.

@oopie9532

10 жыл бұрын

lol No worries. I don't get it either.

@kobathedread

10 жыл бұрын

You understand 80% of this?

@petertomov5728

9 жыл бұрын

kobathedread Hey, I'm a construction worker and I understand almost all of it, except those parts that are total gobbledygook. It's very easy. Just substitute everything they say with what your car mechanic tells you when he finishes the checkup.

Being a programmer and an IT professional.....scenes like those depicted in this video make me cringe because if they had ANY idea with how wrong everything they are saying actually is...you know what, it wouldn't matter. They think it sounds smart, they're going to keep doing it until some new "magic" comes along to replace it.

@JonUpchurch

10 жыл бұрын

Hollywood thinks we're stupid, and we keep letting it go and watching the stuff anyhow. Why would they change a formula that's proven to work? Lol.

@sneakysquirrel1990

10 жыл бұрын

is hacking basicaly learning coding, programs and how to manipulate them?

@jdedrington

10 жыл бұрын

No. Hacking is about 80% manipulation and social engineering. It's really only 20-30% software exploitation

@Morrinn3

10 жыл бұрын

Look, you don't need to be a programmer or IT professional to pick up how batshit insane these scenes are. If you've ever used a computer, you should have noticed the subtle hints. Especially during that moment when dumbfuck one butts in on dumbfuck two and they start writing... Something... On the same fucking keyboard. Hey! NCIS writers! Presumably you hacks wrote the script on some sort of typing apparatus! You aught to know better!

@DJcyberslash

10 жыл бұрын

made me cringe too *shiver* people these days

Uses visual basic to hack 10/10!! BEST HACKER IN THE WORLD!!!!1!11!!!!!

@Megalomaniakaal

8 жыл бұрын

+Yuno Akise to be fair, vb is not the most horrible choice for quick batch scripting in windows, a better question is do they re-write a basic script every time & if so: why?!

@yunoakise6453

8 жыл бұрын

Felix Kütt No they bring a mlg usb stick with a weed logo on it!

@Megalomaniakaal

8 жыл бұрын

+slender man true, however besides the point: long as it gets the job done, who gives a f...

@TheCynicalDude_

8 жыл бұрын

+Felix Kütt I believe you're missing the real point here: Hackers don't use windows.

@Megalomaniakaal

8 жыл бұрын

TheCynicalDouche they can use monobasic acid to fry through gray matter for all I care, my point being as long as you can make it work for you, who cares?

I don't care what Dan says ZeroCool is my favorite hacker.

@freakboy186

10 жыл бұрын

Acid Burn had a better rack...

@Needler13

10 жыл бұрын

That's Crash Override to you, pleb.

@jayharbor5070

10 жыл бұрын

Okay, how did you not mention War Games.

@LtotheFox

10 жыл бұрын

Jay Harbor maybe because WarGames was kind of realistic considering the hacking/internet stuff in the 80s . Well not including the XXO thing...

@Psychlist1972

10 жыл бұрын

Jay Harbor Because War Games got it pretty much right :)

VISUAL BASICS😂😂😂 Yeah why not use a language which has nothing to do with ip addresses to track one. That's like me putting mustard over a fucking rock

@1.2.3.4..5

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@MinecrafterAl

8 жыл бұрын

Also, she had the brilliantly-redundant "GUI interface." You know, for interfacing with that interface.

@me5ng3

8 жыл бұрын

Uhm.. the programming language doesn't have anything to do with the tracking of one IP address.. Since almost every modern programming language can communicate over the Internet (servers & clients), your arguments is pretty BS.

@TheSeanjohn2012

8 жыл бұрын

+Brian our arguments isn'ts prettys bss, wes justs says thats guis interfaces whichs tracks ips usings visuals basics iss practicallys impossibles

@me5ng3

8 жыл бұрын

ahmed a.qader no, it's not. If you didn't know, you can use VB to communicate over the Internet. To create servers and clients with it. You can use it for anything you want.

COUGH Watchdogs COUGH -coughs until lungs fall out.

@TheInferno3210

10 жыл бұрын

To be fully honest hacking is progressing just as fast as technology. And the city of chicago has more cameras and shit placed in it than it even had in Watch Dogs. They are trying to implement a CToS style system. When Watch Dogs was thought up, it was just a possible scenario, science fiction. By the time Watch Dogs came out, it became more truth than fiction.

@kriss3d

9 жыл бұрын

***** Its a great game. And with a great story too. It COULD be pretty well turned into a movie just like the Assassins Creed. But it doesnt really do much hacking thats true.

@carimeslockdownedtree2654

6 жыл бұрын

4

@RugerEnthusiast

5 жыл бұрын

Watch dogs 2 was pretty god hacking game tbh But im waiting for Cyberpunk 2077

The really sad part is that these stereotypes are still around, and somehow they even show up in actual video games... *cough* WATCHDOGS *cough*...

@MSG685

10 жыл бұрын

You mean that there is no app that lets me hack everything in my city by holding down the square button only on my phone ? I guess I am sticking with the iPhone then .

@EditorialBunny

10 жыл бұрын

-.- ugh...there is so much wrong with this. The CTOS is a big brother computer. Every piece of electronic is hooked up to the CTOS, which watches every move you make and knows everything you do. I.E. Person of Interest and Psycho Pass Aiden Pearce, "app" the main public does not have because Aiden's phone is directly linked to the CTOS program. The Big Brother Program, which already is linked to the many many many electronic systems of this world. In this case the 1 button press hack, actually makes sense since everything is connected to the CTOS surface screening program. Where as Aiden has a hold of part of the program that can actually look inside of people's lives.

@livefromhollywood194

10 жыл бұрын

Ed Bunny Oh come on, like that's realistic at all. You're telling me that a group of genius programmers, designing a super futuristic city connected to a very powerful, specially designed "CTOS" mainframe operating system would be stupid and incompetent enough to not make it extremely secure? Or for that matter, design it from the very beginning to not have unique options? In the first level, Aiden shuts off the power to an entire city block for like 20 minuets, with no prior planning! WTF? How do you think he did that? Magic? Do you think the programmers left a switch somewhere that said TURN OFF POWER TO GRID and all you had to do was flip it, as long as you had the password? Why would anyone ever want to do that? Or make vents explode, or know everything there is to know about any random person on the street? Why would they even make a program that does that, even if it were secure? Okay, maybe street lights, that's possible. And those things that pop out of the ground... But then again, how would he hack them, even if they were configurable? In order to hack into something, there has to be an uncorrected logic error that you can exploit or a way to falsify your identity. If CTOS is as big and awesome as you make it sound, there's no way the programmers would let an error that big go unchecked. And if they did and something like the power to a whole city block went out, it would be like HeartBleed except much, much worse. They would find the bug and fix it. Then what would Aiden Pearce do? Put away the phone, take out a wand and call himself Harry Potter?

@EditorialBunny

10 жыл бұрын

Aiden's phone was connected to the CTOS. Everything was connected to the CTOS. This is like Minority Report or Psycho Pass or Person of Interest. He was given the CTOS by other hackers who are behind the scenes. Damien, Badboy, etc.

@Djorgal

9 жыл бұрын

livefromhollywood194 That's actually the point of this game's scenario. The CTOS was developped by corrupt politicians and mobsters and those people did put backdoors for them to abuse discretly. In the game Aiden doesn't really hack the system, he has just got his hands on some accesses that he shouldn't have. That's also why they don't fix the problem as soon as it is obvious someone hacked the CTOS and why they try to cover up Aiden's actions. They can't admit that their system is flawed because the security issues are consequences of corruption and they can't fix it because they would have to put themselves out of the system altogether (and even that may not work, once a hacker had access he can secure said access making it hard to get rid of him) Also the one button hack is very plausible (way more so than building a new app from scratch, using visual basic, every time you want to do something). You create the script back home and once it's done only a few key strokes should be enough to activate.

GUI interface in Visual Basic. Forget the VB for a sec... GUI interface? What does she think the I in GUI stands for? Unless, she actually wants to make an interface for an interface?

@JSHADOWM

8 жыл бұрын

Yo dog, i heard you like interfaces so i made a GUI interface so you can interface while you interface!

@Panj0

8 жыл бұрын

JSHADOWM lol :)

@AR-mz5gw

8 жыл бұрын

+JSHADOWM i also threw in some RAM running on 4k

@iLikeTheUDK

8 жыл бұрын

I would expect someone to throw the word "recursion" in that scene...

@Panj0

8 жыл бұрын

iLikeTheUDK To understand recursion you must first understand recursion. Couldn't resist, sorry :p

Real hacking in movies would be boring as shit. Guy would just be sitting at the computer probably on youtube watching cracked videos while hacking and the people getting hacked wouldn't notice a thing.

@JonUpchurch

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the problem isn't that they make it more attractive than it is, but that they don't even TRY to have any basis in reality.

@13buthead

10 жыл бұрын

lol

@Sizzlik

9 жыл бұрын

True..looking over a hackers shoulder is as exciting as looking over an Account Managers shoulder if youre not familiar with whats acually happening. I got an IT background and i'm intressted in hacking, programming, social engineering and all that but wouldnt call myself a hacker, maybe people with no knowledge of systems would do. So i got a good picture of what would be there to see..just the same as on any screen of an IT-expert..mostly just analysing..boring click and type work to get closer and closer to your goal and lots and lots of testing/try&error/read logs/try again

@petertomov5728

9 жыл бұрын

Jon Upchurch While I understand your outrage to a certain degree, tell me, honestly: How many people would understand even half of the terminology? I mean... take just protocols, then take a look at languages, think about how you'd explain the logic behind the whole process, consider enumerating OS-specific vulnerabilities and exploits... Oh and how about explaining encryption? Can you imagine people going to the movies just to watch a several-hours math and computer science lecture just to have a grasp on what's going on? It's exactly like with fighting scenes. ^_^ Have you ever had your head pounded on or stomped on? Not many people just shrug it of and do it again 5 or 6 times in a row, You get a good hit on the head, in the proper place and you're out. Done. Now consider how dull would action movies be. Not to forget: If you enumerated the cost of ammunition wasted in action movies...\ I could go on and on...

@Marblez3

9 жыл бұрын

Jurassic Park and the Bourne series had some of the most realistic depictions of hacking in film. They definitely weren't boring.

12 core? as in processors? how TF could you see that through the case???

@twixles6297

7 жыл бұрын

There was a red lion on it. red = 12, lion = core.

@MasterCrafter930

7 жыл бұрын

oh I didnt know that. I build all my PCs and never color code them with their specs

@MasterCrafter930

7 жыл бұрын

haha. I dont have time for nun of that man!

@Axios_Deminence

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the others are pulling your leg. No one that I know heard of color coding computers.

@thetraveler8225

7 жыл бұрын

a fire sticker xDDDDDD

I still remember that one scene in Jurassic Park where that one girl looked at a monitor and said "This is Linux, I know that system!"...

@manw3bttcks

9 жыл бұрын

No, it was "It's a UNIX system. I know this" watch?v=dFUlAQZB9Ng&t=0m07s

@ThePC007

9 жыл бұрын

manw3bttcks Well, I never watched the English version, but I did watch the Polish one, and I'm pretty sure she actually called it Linux in it. :)

@sharpe227

5 жыл бұрын

actually it its a gui for linux,its actually real.

@sharpe227

5 жыл бұрын

sorry unix damnit

@kullingen6909

3 жыл бұрын

@@manw3bttcks You forgot the "youtube.com/" kzread.info/dash/bejne/lnqJzqOKiqWffso.htmlm07s

I remember when I saw "Password: Swordfish" with a friend and I said "I always knew I could never hack into a government website. I never knew it was because I had an inferior video card."

@Sebbe1

8 жыл бұрын

Not sure there are any dedicated video cards in that movie, the super computer there has tons of CPUs though

4:08 This was intentional. They were fucking with us. This scene also includes something about "having the high score on all the MMOs".

@TheZigZagg

10 жыл бұрын

I bet she does.. with her ten meg pipe.

@JesterAzazel

10 жыл бұрын

TheZigZagg Really helps with those response times.

@Numaticin

10 жыл бұрын

Jester Azazel Probably be more efficient if she used dual 5 meg pipes to spread the GHz/s faster. Plus she'd have to overclock it to 14 meg to get the full use of the hyperthreaded GPU.

@KefkeWren

10 жыл бұрын

***** Gigabytes!

@Vofzolne

10 жыл бұрын

***** Where did you come from? The seventies? No one uses those anymore! I Just received my new Flux Capacitor. It's got thirty bits of megabytes, AND a quarter field of Gigabyte.

I'm impressed. An entire video of valid jabs at Hollywood and you didn't even have to mention the fact they still haven't discovered that the mouse exists.

@veggie88

10 жыл бұрын

N00b! 3v3ry 1 kn0w5 tab bu770n is fa573r!

Hacking is the gamma radiation of the modern era

@JonUpchurch

10 жыл бұрын

Ha! I like it. :)

@kickhuggy

10 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't agree with that. When comics were being written the was actually research being done. It's just at the time people didn't have the same understanding on the affects of radiation c++, gui, hack the motherboard and alpha radiations

@jamesjones-nv6bg

10 жыл бұрын

I like that analogy.

*slams keyboard repeatedly* I did it. I hacked the government.

@webkinzfan00

10 жыл бұрын

haha. how the hell did this get 9 thumbs up?

@Sturmovik1946

10 жыл бұрын

Dammit, make sure they didn't trace you through your 30 meg pipe

@webkinzfan00

10 жыл бұрын

ThyBiding Oh no, I clogged all my pipes.

@Sturmovik1946

10 жыл бұрын

MyLittleBronyReviews Let's get a hypertext protocol to sweep the system!

@NoTroubleMikeG

10 жыл бұрын

MyLittleBronyReviews Because you hacked the government dude. It's probably Obama.

Movies also for some reason think you can just open tonnes of windows without using a mouse (I mean you can but it's like 10x faster using a mouse) and that all of them make beeping sounds when they're opened.

@aragix

8 жыл бұрын

+Rory Jakobs isn't it possible to open programs using macro's? cause then that might be quite quick. and otherwise just make a program that opens a shit ton of programs for you. I remember a time when 1 of my friends send me a file that opened so many messages that my pc would just crash.

@Bamshi101

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah but I doubt these "hackers" are spending half an hour fucking around setting up macros on a computer they just started using in the film lol

@PeterGeras

8 жыл бұрын

+Rory Jakobs Doesn't every hacker's usb come standard with a macro that opens random windows?

@spencerbrown2583

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Geras This legit made me laugh. Thx. In all seriousness, I have macros for all my programs. I can't stand switching back and forth between mouse and keyboard with my hand.

@Babalas

8 жыл бұрын

+Rory Jakobs for i in `seq 0 10`; do zenity --info --title="Coffee time" --text="Look I can hack"& ; done

Salute to Mr. Robot for changing all this :D

@MrGTASeriesVideo

7 жыл бұрын

Yep!

If you are interested in hacking anything, delete System32! it works great!

@Nick-bu5lu

8 жыл бұрын

+Watitis 69 Haha nice try but I don't think anybody would be that clever to activate the secret hacking tools that windows has by deleting System32

@RiaRadioFMHD773

8 жыл бұрын

+Nick P. Shit just got real

@sivalley

8 жыл бұрын

Get with the times bud, ya gotta force mount the system reserved partition in FAT32 with 0x666h

@iconoptixx

8 жыл бұрын

+Watitis 69 Ok now what?

@Megalomaniakaal

8 жыл бұрын

+iconoptixx restart your system. *

Thing that gets me most about Hollywood computers is why do they never use a mouse? It's all with the keyboard, yet unless you're actively entering text/code or whatever, you're using a mouse more than half the time.

@bcn1gh7h4wk

9 жыл бұрын

what you actually do when you use the mouse, is that you launch functions and subprograms. you can do the same thing by typing the function's name and its parameters if you know them, which you must know if you're writing the program yourself.

@E-Man5805

9 жыл бұрын

onehandyguy I actually found this out not long after I typed that comment. But still, you think the writers of these scenes know that? I mean, you see people clicky clacking on their keyboards to use friggin' Firefox or whatever.

@petertomov5728

9 жыл бұрын

E-Man5805 Actually... I mostly use a mouse on youtube, or when I'm using Midori Web browser... otherwise I'm a lot faster when using mainly keyboard and shortcuts. On Firefox I do prefer to not move my hand from keyboard.

@iCrakken

9 жыл бұрын

I can spend a whole day using only my keyboard. Believe me. I'm an avid Vim user. I know my way around any window.

@ThePC007

9 жыл бұрын

I do most of the stuff with my keyboard, too. Mouse input just takes so much time. Keyboard shortcuts for the win!

I'm a software engineer, sometimes in the office we use the VB GUI line as a joke and "this is unix, I know this". The hacking at the start of The Social Network is the most realistic I think I've seen.

Heard "GUI interface" cringed, paused the video and went straight to the comments section with popcorn.

@sagiksp4979

8 жыл бұрын

also, Fucking VB. I'm not gonna say anything else now.

It's all about the Pentium's baby...

@WAQWBrentwood

8 жыл бұрын

Best comment on here!

@sivalley

8 жыл бұрын

You think your Commodore 64 is really neat-o? What kind of chip you got in there? A Dorito? Play me online; I'll beat you! If I ever meet you; I'll control alt delete you! Weird Al FTW!

@WAQWBrentwood

8 жыл бұрын

+sivalley - defraggin' mah hard drive fo' thrillz!

@sivalley

8 жыл бұрын

+WAQWBrentwood I'm down with Bill Gates, call him 'Money' for short. Call him up at home and make him do my tech support!

@theunwelcome

8 жыл бұрын

+arbitterm wanna run with my crew, huh? rule cyber-space, and crunch numbers like I do? they call me the king of the Spreadsheets; got 'em all printed out on mah Bedsheets!

With all seriousness, I wish I had a 30MB/s internet connection because I'm sitting here with 47kb/s and I'm really sick and tired of 140p. Not that it doesn't work... but I obviously can't hack fast enough :(

@goblinschlong

10 жыл бұрын

She still gets over 100 x how much I get, and that 250 - 300kb/s.

@JackalGYT

10 жыл бұрын

I have 60MB/s download speed.

@goblinschlong

10 жыл бұрын

***** Woah. What company? Where?

@JackalGYT

10 жыл бұрын

Alex From Last Night Virgin Media, South-West England.

@goblinschlong

10 жыл бұрын

***** Huh, Sounds awesome.

Most hackers don't even actually code anything. They exploit existing programs or systems. But I guess that's less dramatic than the whole 2000 wpm typing thing lol

@dynamitedinosaur4601

7 жыл бұрын

yeah, thats basically what hacking REALLY is. its boring for movies wait... waitwaitwait hackers code programs to exploit systems, not break some existing program to hack stuff

@hattrickster33

7 жыл бұрын

+Dynamite Dinosaur They do both actually. So in some cases it could involve writing some evil scripts. But most of the exploits are the former, rather than the latter. So they are done through a loophole in the interface to the system Somewhat unrealistic example: Hacker looks at some code behind the interface to a system and realizes if a certain input is given, he can cause an exception which is not properly handled. This would cause some kind of undefined behaviour, like getting unrestricted access to records, or loads of other possible bad stuff the devs never intended.

@theduck7788

7 жыл бұрын

Wait... That sounds a lot like exploiting a bug in a video game, but usually without the looking directly at the code. Sorry if what I said caused an ultimate facepalm, just a bit curious.

@hattrickster33

7 жыл бұрын

The Duck Yeah that is kind of true. Except you need a pretty decent understanding of the components of the system to exploit a weakness. Like say your target is running Windows and you want to use atom-bombing to make their browser run spyware. You would need to understand the O.S. system calls and how it handles atoms and remote procedure calls to make this work. Compare that to an exploit in a game. Say you're using an infinite xp glitch. All you need is to understand how the xp system can be exploited. You don't have to understand how the game engine is handling everything going on in the background.

@theduck7788

7 жыл бұрын

Ok. Thanks for the knowledge.

Whenever you see nondescript "code" appear in a film or TV show, pause it and take a closer look. Half the time they just got some intern to copy and paste the HTML source of some random website. Basically any anonymous chunk of code that looks dense, uses a lot of unusual characters and is elaborately indented will do. You'd never see CSS but you get HTML coming out the wazoo. I'm yet to find any film that's done this with the source of a porn site but I'm sure it's happened at some point.

@zkmalik

8 жыл бұрын

Check out Silicon Valley tv series. They've got everything all legit. From code they write to the things they talk about ! And it's hillarious too

@YourFriendSleep

8 жыл бұрын

+ewway123 yup..Dtf...

@5hirtandtieler

8 жыл бұрын

Ever since learning HTML/CSS and various programming languages, I always look at the code. It's hilarious to me since I understand it now. Any scenes of large amounts of flowing text is, like you said, the same few lines pasted over and over again.

@zombieedrea

7 жыл бұрын

If you watch any hacking scene in Mr. Robot and pause and look at the screens, you'll see actual code. They're pretty meticulous when it comes to accuracy, and most of the hacks portrayed in the show are possible in real life. The cool thing is even from the first episode they don't bother talking down to the audience and explaining what every single techno jargon means. It's just like, "this is what we're doing and we don't care if you're confused. Try and keep up." It actually made me learn a thing or two about hacking.

@buca117

7 жыл бұрын

They should really just copy some Perl. That shit is nonsense, even _if_ you understand it.

There are 2 things Hollywood knows ABSOLUTELY nothing about. Computers and video games.

@dylanperry377

6 жыл бұрын

I'm standing behind you.

@neoc03

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget guns. Infinite ammo, shotgun rack sound effect for every gun loading in existence, etc...

@MadGamer_666

6 жыл бұрын

And falls, jumps, special effects, physics ...

@brokenwave6125

6 жыл бұрын

You forgot guns, sex, romantic relationships, cars, planes, anything that involves tools, etc...

@robocoastie

6 жыл бұрын

That’s because they are snobby elites who think they are above us

80 pixels of RAM...LMFAO!

@chandlersmith9302

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@paranidherc

8 жыл бұрын

+DragonAurora Brah, don't laugh at him, he got dem Megatext. And his Wi is really Fi. Wouldn't mess with it.

Scrub. I've got a dual hexicore overclocked 3.4 megapixel tri SLI enabled processor. With *blast processing*. It can process over 1.3 teraflops of buzzwords in 0.3 femtoseconds.

@Vofzolne

10 жыл бұрын

I thought "teraflops" and "femtoseconds" were made up. Then I looked them up. Lol.

@SP3HSSMAHREEN

10 жыл бұрын

latpasko You trying to say I'm not legit?

@EATITTV

10 жыл бұрын

+SP3HSSMAHREEN No offence dude, I think were trying to say we dont give a shit, you talk about your computer but than less than 5secs later we click to another video and move on with our lives and forget everything, even if you said you had a giant fucking super computer crammed in your room, I can assure you that 49% of people will have a go at you for bullshitting,1% might have a "slight" interest and the other 50% wont care. So the real question is your telling us about your computer why??!!

@SP3HSSMAHREEN

10 жыл бұрын

EATITTV Dud, I'll hack you with my pro as heck commodore 65, m8

@EATITTV

10 жыл бұрын

+SP3HSSMAHREEN lol should of been a comedian dude not a "hacker" lmao

I have a 16 gigacore 52flop cdd on my notepad, i'll execute it to megabyte to track the GUI Interface with CSS on steam I can also prosecute a 24-bit exe file on my 32 port 65 hertz gigabrowser to download the symptoms of aids Not to brag or anything

@planbskaterkid12345

8 жыл бұрын

256 flops m9

@planbskaterkid12345

8 жыл бұрын

wow sick m7+1

@TheMegalusDoomslayer

7 жыл бұрын

Lel, topkek my 24x22 cell table in my solid state hardcore drive can out autocert both of your c# database phishing servers.

Why does Hollywood think that all the people who game are hackers?

@theduck7788

7 жыл бұрын

Here's how I think it went: Big Hollywood Corporate Space Lizard: "Ok, some of these people play these things called "Vidja games," and we need to find out what sorts of people that includes. Go play this "Toontown" thing everybody's been talking about!" Smaller Space Lizard: "Sure!" And so, the Smaller Space Lizard (yes, that's his actual name) made a Toontown account, and was greeted with a nearly endless supply of script kiddies who think they're hackers. Since there was so many of them, Smaller Space Lizard assumed all gamers are hackers.

@GastonBoucher

7 жыл бұрын

If you play CS:GO it's true actually, atleast according to the losing team.

@FranciscoLaprea

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

16 fucking cores...why? cause game developers lost their fucking minds in the movie universe.

@TheHippotail

10 жыл бұрын

What universe are you from? Everyone knows you're gonna need at least 32 cores to get even a decent performance on pacman

@MrIareawesome

10 жыл бұрын

Ohh yeah! what was i thinking...i remember duct taping my 64 cores together so that i could play counter-strike last weekend!...gotta upgrade to 128 cores cause the lag was crazy!

@TheHippotail

10 жыл бұрын

Mr,IAreAwesome Yeah, I was just thinking about getting Insurgency. How many would I need? 256? 512? Also, I was thinking of pirating it, so I should probably reroute my GPU to my router to make sure I don't get caught, right?

@MrIareawesome

10 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA....just to be safe get 1024 cores, and you most definitely should reroute your GPU i mean, you don't want resort to playing minesweeper the hacking edition in order for the cops to loose your tail, so i say reroute that shit!

@TheHippotail

10 жыл бұрын

On a serious note, how the fuck does one fit 16 cores into a regular sized PC and still have the room to fit everything else (which is probably also in a ridiculous size or amount)? I bet the cooling system alone would take up all the space. Either that, or her house burns down every day.

If you want to see some real hacking, watch Mr. Robot. Trust me...

@LuxDetonator

8 жыл бұрын

Totally, i loveeeee that TV show

@geluix69

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Leo90

8 жыл бұрын

I watched the whole season it doesn't go into great technical detail in how Elliot hacks, it just mentions a few things and voila, we just have to believe the FSocitey hacked Evil Corp. One hacking scene I mostly remember from a movie is when Jesse Eisenberg hacking into Harvard's networks to create his website game in The Social Network.

@marktwain3083

8 жыл бұрын

Did you actually expect it to show the whole actual process of how Elliot is doing everything? I said that the hacking is real, meaning that everything happening is possible. There is a website called nullbyte that describes in detail every single hack that was in the series.

@RealCadde

7 жыл бұрын

If they made a completely accurate hacking movie/series then the target audience would fit inside a shipping container.

I particularly like the part where they can tell the components of a tower from looking at the box.

"Is that a 12-core" and "a basic gui using visual basic" are the most ridiculously stupid, ignorant, unreaserched pile of shit lines I've ever heard. I'm used to films and TV using jargon to sound techie and I'm over it, most of the time the real sentences wouldn't sound techie enough so need to be embellished a little, that's fine. Looking at a desktop tower and saying "Is that a 12-core" is so stupid though. They could have gone with something like "Is that a 6th gen core i7?" which makes more sense and sounds even techier! As for creating a GUI in visual basic to track an IP... it is beyond absurd.

@aah7806

7 жыл бұрын

I know. I'm not even a tech geek, but... WHAT THE FUCK IS A 12-CORE!? 12-core what? Mother of God.

@ryanbarker5217

7 жыл бұрын

i'll create an atari 2600-based super-quantumal gypsy algorithm to track down what his twitter name is. i'll be right back.

@science8865

7 жыл бұрын

+řB1azingPh03nix I think a mutithreaded IPv6 PHP script using the quicksort algorithm to increase the efficiency of the recursive mac address and port mapping function. .. ... .... ObjectiveC

@theduck7788

7 жыл бұрын

You think the way Hollywood sees hacking is facepalm worthy? The folks behind CSI Cyber thought video games caused violence!

@tardiskeeper6

7 жыл бұрын

Supercore GUI using triple-layer encoding syndicate (and yes I made that up).

I can write hello world on my screen using Python. I am the best hacker in the world. How to get money so I can be the next Bill Gaytes?

@IamaCosmonaut

8 жыл бұрын

+TeleTubbie Luver Hack Bill Gaytes.

@HugoIetsGaming

8 жыл бұрын

I am a Cosmonaut I hecked myself using this cmd command: color a

@sagiksp4979

8 жыл бұрын

@echo off color a:start echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% goto start Best hacker ever

@AvZNaV

8 жыл бұрын

+‫שגיא קרמן‬‎ #!/bin/bash setterm --term linux --back black --fore green while [ 1 ] do printf $RANDOM done Just in case you're on linux...

@sagiksp4979

8 жыл бұрын

AvZ NaV sudo rm -rf /

Kids, don't program. Unless your compiler comes with a God of a output window where it also automatically fixes all the bugs and errors you pulled out of your *brown* slimy crack, but then it's not programming...

@youlostabetwithsatanandnow8592

8 жыл бұрын

amen...

@iamlegitcancer5494

8 жыл бұрын

+justin bennett Congratz, nobody cares. You can't even spell, maybe you should learn to do that before you begin to code? I wouldn't call a 16 years old a kid tbh. Lmfao

@iamlegitcancer5494

8 жыл бұрын

***** 13-19 = teenager

@iamlegitcancer5494

8 жыл бұрын

***** Mhm, we could also say it like this. Everyone under 25 is a child since 25 is when your brain is done developing (:

@iamlegitcancer5494

8 жыл бұрын

***** >.> So, a 45 years old creep living in his mom's basement is a child?

""I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP address." Maybe she meant, "I'm going to go do my own thing now, THEN I'll see if I get around to doing what you want me to do. You won't be able to bust me for slacking off on the job because I specifically told you what I would be doing and it's not my fault that you don't understand technical jargon. I will literally be in my office now creating a GUI for this game I'm working on."

as a programmer i am offended by these clips

@zinqtable1092

8 жыл бұрын

+jorgenhb xD

@HHAugummi

8 жыл бұрын

+Fleegsta I BET you can't create a GUI interface in Visual Basic

@mrkiky

8 жыл бұрын

noob, i bet you can't even type 120 keywords per minute in 5 different windows. I can program so much faster than you. d0 |_| 3v3n 1337 5p34k ?

This video is spot on! Good stuff.

Some hacking even implies drinking. A friend of mine forgot his wifi password a couple of years back. I cracked it using Linux Backtrack. Just a few commands and a wait of about six hours. Went to a bar in the meantime. =))

@kriss3d

9 жыл бұрын

Let me guess. You had it bruteforce the pincode which just also happens to be on the sticker on the bottom of most routers ? Wow. Im impressed. Oh you just MIGHT want to replace that router then cause if its vulnerable to reaver, its from somwhere 2009 and obviously anyone else could use the same method to infect your computer and steal your porn.

@spineshivers

9 жыл бұрын

kriss3d Ok, first of all... I'm not that stupid. Of course I've checked for the pin. But this friend of mine has a little OCD. He tends to scratch out things. Beer or soda stickers from bottles, everything. He did the same with the router. I can't change the router cause it's not mine. I told him that, but he doesn't want to cause he likes the one he has now. And infect a computer?! Dude, most people, especially our neighbors(we live next door to each other) don;t know how to use Word right. // Sorry for my English. Not a Native.

@kriss3d

9 жыл бұрын

If he could log into his routers admin panel it should usually show the pin too.

@spineshivers

9 жыл бұрын

kriss3d Not all all models. That router didn't show the pin. I've checked everywhere before.

@kriss3d

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah not all models. In my router you can change the pin too. Ofc my wps is disabled.

Probably the only decent depiction of hacking I've ever seen was from a 1980s comedy, "Real Genius". The guy sat in a dark room and hacked away, mostly just waiting for his tool to finish running. Naturally that wasn't the only thing going on, so we didn't have to watch JUST that. He used a straightforward dictionary attack, which has zero chance of working on a CIA computer nowadays, but was at least slightly credible at the time. It also did an excellent job of capturing the manic, borderline insane atmosphere of an engineering college.

@50Calabyte

9 жыл бұрын

I think the best way to film real life hacking is with a time lapse or rapid cuts. That would keep it interesting while maintaining credibility.

@minecraftninja1622

9 жыл бұрын

Lytrigian what about war games sure it wasn'ta long time but its pretty realistic (excluding the voice)

@the-chillian

9 жыл бұрын

the gaming ninja The hacking was reasonably realistic, although hackers tend not to have hot girlfriends. The computer he hacked into was not.

@minecraftninja1622

9 жыл бұрын

Lytrigian yeah pretty much

The biggest two stupid things movies believe about hacking: #2 - you can "enhance" a zoomed-in digital image. #1 - if you are good enough you can decrypt something that's encrypted. (Runner-up, believing double or triple-encrypting is better than just encrypting once)

@sethnmarshall

10 жыл бұрын

You can have a computer guess based on surrounding pixel to enhance a zoomed image not always accurate but can be done. Yes you can break an encryption depend on the encryption could take minutes or could take years but it can be done if you think an encrypted file is safe your kidding yourself

@Yvaelle

10 жыл бұрын

Agreed - enhancing images (or god forbid, zooming around corners /facepalm), is probably the worst cinema sin. The funniest is definitely #2 though - "Hmmm, let me just stare intently at the GUI for this 3-layer encryption protocol for 30 seconds, and then I'll unravel it using only my brilliant mind!"

to be fair, if he got to level 10 of prince of persia the two thrones, it's pretty impressive. I mean, Prince of Persia doesn't even *have* levels!

Thank god for Mr. Robot

Well done lads, you guys deserve a lot more views, always well thought out.

I was so done when she said she was going to replicate a gui XD

My favorite is Pellant from Bones. Who wrote a computer virus on a human skeleton. And was so untouchable if you spoke about him in front of things like toasters and radios, HE was ALWAYS listening in on you! HE KNEW! lol. IT made me hate the show.

@sharpe227

5 жыл бұрын

I hated that episode and that guy,somehow could hack anything.Yeah he wrote a QC code on a piece of bone.somehow that computer could read the code and turn that code into a program and then run the code. sure sure sure

Remember Terminator 3 where the cyborg chick 'hacked' the empty city vehicles to drive them remotely? After all, everybody knows there are computers in cars these days so a hacker must be able to make them do anything he/she/it wants!

@ragnabk

9 жыл бұрын

the T-X I'm assuming was using nanite technology to take over those cars, since it did have that liquid metal skin like the T-1000.

@misteryman526

9 жыл бұрын

That would have required her/it to physically interact with each vehicle; can't send nanobots through radio waves, lol.

@t3h51d3w1nd3r

9 жыл бұрын

rofl, id love to see that remade but with real world laws, she'd be able to start the cars, then turn on/off lights,adjust a/c, rev the engine in a manual, maybe put an auto into drive, but with steering locks and handbrakes, what maybe 20 cars in a city could move forward with no brakes unless they re newish with no steering control, hitting whatever is immediately around them

@misteryman526

9 жыл бұрын

Maybe the new movie will revisit her character and have her behave more realistically. I'm looking forward to it; all those time travelers have totally messed up history!

@t3h51d3w1nd3r

9 жыл бұрын

Mi St why dont the machines just kill sarah conors parents and if theyre too bad ass just keep going back along the family line then get that terminator to advance its own development so it has like 22nd century tech when we have 20th but then there wouldnt be any purple laser mini gun battles and the machines love funky disco strobes as much as humans

3:38 "mumble jumble... using Visual Basic". No self-respecting hacker would ever use VB. Try Perl, Python, Lisp, Ruby, or good ole C++.(if you aren't proficient with at least 2 of those 5 languages, nobody in the hacker community would ever take you seriously)

@JonUpchurch

10 жыл бұрын

Talk to a lot of people in the hacking community do you? Hackers would have no reason whatsoever to use Ruby. It gives them nothing they need. Perl, possibly if they're on an old system. Python? Possibly but not likely on remote machines. Lisp? Lol. Did you just Google l33t programming languages? C++, yes. Unix scripting, yes. Java/C#? Probably. Hell, depending on what they were trying to exploit VBScript would even be useful. And nobody in the hacker community takes ANYONE seriously, since the people who are actually good at it don't waste time talking about it and the people who THINK they're good are all about ego. By the way, I don't fall into either of those categories.

@sneakysquirrel1990

10 жыл бұрын

not a hacker but am intrued by the idea .. not to try it but to understand it so is it just about learrning codeing langueges and using them or altering them in programs?

@ohsochrispstreams

10 жыл бұрын

You're not very well informed. The lexicon makes no difference; only the logic matters. Any developer worth their salt can do the same exact things in any of those languages.

@HO1ySh33t

10 жыл бұрын

fatezero Well, you should try developing web apps with Java. Makes you appreciate how PHP or Python make life easier for you. Framework, infrastructure, paradigm, scalability, they all matter. Algorithm(ie. logic) is not always the most optimal approach.

@JackJack-cf7le

10 жыл бұрын

"try perl, *python*" "python" You're acting like you're some know it all computer engineer and you just suggested people use *python*? Fucking python? What are we doing, making some LED's flash when we play a song on our Raspberry Pi? Oh and while Visual Basic maybe only useful if you're making very basic client-side software, .NET is a very widespread, and very useful framework. Also, *C++*? What the fuck are you hacking? I know C++ and I am unable to figure out what the fuck use it would have when you're trying to gain access to a computer. You're not smart because you can google "programming languages"

If you want to see a show that is relatively close to actual hacking watch "Mr Robot"

@NicolasLopez-gy5rg

8 жыл бұрын

That is probably the most accurate , he uses Kali Linux, he knows what he is typing, knows what commands to use, and doesn't type ridiculously fast

@migrantmigrantosh4177

8 жыл бұрын

They only finished like 1 season. ._. ;(

@jackbotman

8 жыл бұрын

+Migrant Migrantosh I know :(

According to the show Numbers, camping in games is where a player sits down and plays for a long time. It's great to have confirmation that these studies don't give a shit about the culture. Also relevant: hackertyper.net/

I watched this yesterday because I was able to type superfast to hack into it

Great video ....laughing for at least ten minutes, made my day...thanks

I don't watch movies or shows with hacking because I know how computers work and I feel like hollywood talks to me like Barney to a brain damaged 5 year old.

@MrGTASeriesVideo

7 жыл бұрын

Watch Mr.Robot

@MrGTASeriesVideo

7 жыл бұрын

Zach Arbogast yeh

Haha, this video earned a sub. Hollywood is just like an enduser/client who thinks they know more than they do: Lump about ten computer-ish terms together that you think sounds cool and tell the technitian how to fix a problem. Need to find where someone is? "I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP address."

@Georgehanes-GJH105775

9 жыл бұрын

Randel X But I am sure it was typed really fast, maybe even with two people on the same keyboard, hollywood style xD

@Georgehanes-GJH105775

9 жыл бұрын

George hanes Make sure the comments are in l33t (if movie "hackers" use comments).

@Rightly_Divided

9 жыл бұрын

George hanes SPOT ON!

Excellent presentation!! Would have liked to give extra thumbs up due to your retro hardware! - and for using the C=1084S as the main display! :-)

Love the Macintosh Plus and Apple Lisa you got there at 4:33.

Arg these scenes are so cringeworthy.

To be fair, _most_ people who are really good with computers also end up being fast typists, especially those of us who do coding or command line stuff (aka terrifying voodoo technomagery). But yeah, fast typing skills alone makes you a good secretary, not a good hacker.

@efeyzee

8 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, what the james bond tech guy (cant be bothered to remember his name) did was the right thing to do. You do need to cut network access to an infected machine. Probably it was too late, though and the two ethernet cables look bs.

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

8 жыл бұрын

Ege Feyzioğlu Are those cables... plugged in to the _top_ of the laptop? Right beside the keyboard?

@michaelatigerb0lts

8 жыл бұрын

yeah, people are always impressed by how fast i type and that i can maintain that speed and accuracy without looking at the screen. it's a good party trick. but practice makes perfect, after all, and to be good at programming, you generally spend a lot of time doing it so the fast typing is just a side effect, tbh.

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

8 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, I've experienced people being fascinated by my ability to do that sort of thing... and really, it's just muscle memory. It is pretty convenient though, not having to think about the letters, just thinking words and having your fingers make them appear as if by magic :)

@5hirtandtieler

8 жыл бұрын

+pixel girl And that's why I love programming in general. I've made basic apps/scripts for my family members and they always treat it like I conjured up a spell haha

My dad is an IT Director, he loves pointing out ludicrous tech scenes in shows and movies (which happens SOOOOO MUCH!!!)

"Use youre Atari 2600 joystick to walk through a Dire Straits video." GOLD!

16 cores huh? Hello fellow hackers I'm just wondering if stapling a couple i7s together will do the trick, if this is classified info then we can go to an IRC and speak 1337 about it.

@NathanWubs

9 жыл бұрын

Well why not really practical with one computer. You could run linux on 4 computers link them together and be able to use 16 cores at you leisure.

@mode3763

9 жыл бұрын

You can get motherboard for 2 CPUs then use 8 core ones and woah u have "16 cores"

@mode3763

9 жыл бұрын

You can get motherboard for 2 CPUs then use 8 core ones and woah u have "16 cores"

@mode3763

9 жыл бұрын

You can get motherboard for 2 CPUs then use 8 core ones and woah u have "16 cores"

@TheDeqiro

9 жыл бұрын

BarkProductions CZE I hope you're joking.

3:38 "I'll create a GUI Interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP Address." Translated: "I'm going to open Visual Studios 2010, go to Visual Basic and click on New Windows Form." How? How do you expect to get an IP from that? All you did was start a new project. And why do you need a GUI? And why are you using visual basic? That's what they teach in high school.

A real hacker runs around yelling 'as in free speech, not free beer'

Thank you, this captures my frustration at crime dramas so perfectly

GUI Interface? So a graphical user interface interface?

Hmm... *Typing random numbers really fast* If I use my WAM-WiFi305 to scramble 3492ie *Opens up a lot of windows* There! *Claps* I hacked Cracked.

@Reficuls

10 жыл бұрын

cool. Now take down all their articles.

1:40 haha I love your reaction man!

NSFW - Good thing everyone else is still on vacation, they might wonder why I control so much laughter! Awesome video

Cracked Heh, This one actually made me laugh out loud, which is bad coz it's 4am and my family have to get up at 5am to go on a trip. So way to go Cracked, you just ruined my family's trip with you leet ram nodes!

4:10 oh yeah the more cores you have the faster your router is and the better your ping is. like wtf processor doesn't affect "reponse times" it's your fucking router fkin hollywood

OMG! you just made my day.tnx

"Hackers" was the most accurate "hacker" Movie I have seen so far. The time it was made allows for some accurate computer stuff, that is completely unimportant today.

You didn't mention the fact that she was going to program a GUI (Graphical User Interface) to track the IP. That's like building a button that doesn't do anything, because it's just the button, none of the hardware that actually does the things the button is supposed to trigger.

Anybody notice freddiew at 1:15?

@ryanstiffler5632

9 жыл бұрын

he was a guest star on Chuck

@BallinBoy008

9 жыл бұрын

Ryan Stiffler thanks for the heads up. :)

@frogsoda

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Cole I thought that was Bobby Lee but yeah you are right.

Your intro is so satisfying. Eargasm

Don't mock her! She wasn't going to create an actual IP finding program. She was just going to create the user interface. Much easier. The real reason that quote is stupid is that in reality you would need a 10 gigawatt pipe to transform that quality of winforms.

if they showed real hax. They would have a 15 second scene where the hacker runs a program they have pre-made or an hour to days of someone staring at the screen looking for the patterns.

@tacolord57

7 жыл бұрын

I like in limitless where he just says its boring and just cuts to a slideshow of cats or something