“Shady substance salesman” is what I’m gonna start calling drug dealers

@maebandy

3 жыл бұрын

That's what you should call big pharma reps and pesticide manufacturers.

@hana_maru22

3 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@hopeywankanobigreyjediextr2401

3 жыл бұрын

Better than calling them "plugs" makes me only think of buttplugs 🤷🏼‍♀️

@notachannle

3 жыл бұрын

that's the most clever self-censorship i've ever heard

@chadsworthgigafuckii598

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

It’s truthfully quite strange that Japan is known for being a very safe country with a very low crime rate, yet the true crime stories that originate from Japan are notably gruesome and terrifying!

@adamno176

2 жыл бұрын

I guess it's like gasoline.sure it's dangerous if it's on fire.but it's worse if it sits there expanding then catches fire then you have an explosive

@randybaumery5090

2 жыл бұрын

No utopian society on earth, just degrees of unsafe.

@Cc07

2 жыл бұрын

Well there is one seamless similarity and that is that women esp young women are always a target pretty much anywhere you go on this planet. I also just don’t buy half the shit countries claim about stats - majority do everything they can to hide the real numbers and who cares if you have 5 murders a year but they are this horrific says a lot about the surrounding culture/society. As the rest said tho, these nightmares crimes and corrupt gov are everywhere

@Hotcheetos777

2 жыл бұрын

honestly i feel like the crimes that japanese commit are way more gruesome and cruel than the average. Like, how tf does a human being come up with these ideas to kill someone? If you watch anime, you can kinda see the mindset and atmosphere of the japanese society. No hate tho, I still watch some animes if they're legit lol

@penskepc2374

2 жыл бұрын

Japan isn't anymore civilized just far more subservient to authority, but that's why they have breakdowns and sometimes shit in their 👏while crossing a street.

So true about leaving the doors unlocked in Japan. My Japanese coworker in Shiga’s family woke up to a drunk young man sleeping in their hallway one morning - scared the bajeezus outta them. Dude turned out to be harmless, just walked into the wrong house and passed out 😅😅😅😅

@missamieholly2313

2 жыл бұрын

That's strangely funny and wholesome at the same time

@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72

2 жыл бұрын

I somehow imagine this scenario playing when reading this: Coworker: *walks out of bedroom yawning, then sees drunk young man* ....!!! Young man: *slowly wakes up and yawns* .....??? *Both remain silent while staring at each other*..... Young man: Eh...got any coffee...? Coworker:...hmm....with or without sugar...?? It seems dumb, but kind of funny.

@billie6814

Жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or does it seem likely that if this happened in the U.S.A., the homeowner or the whoopsie daisies drunk guy would have ended up being been shot? The news has me bummed out lately

@catnewskawai9367

Жыл бұрын

When I first got here in Japan I actually met a couple who were renting their house which didn't even have a lock on the front door. It had a bolt that they locked when they went to bed at night, but when they went out there was no way to lock the house. They didn't even have keys!

@WhitneyDahlin

Жыл бұрын

@@billie6814 yeah but you have to understand 0.0 1% of all people breaking into your home are innocent and they mean you no harm. The 99.9% of the time they're there to harm you or your family.

Really love the constant increase in production quality, Lazy!

@abadeastral8240

3 жыл бұрын

love your channel ahhh !

@kevintv5688

3 жыл бұрын

I was not expecting to see you here, your content is amazing, also I makes me sleep with your voice.

@Ken-dt9ds

3 жыл бұрын

Oh snap, it's awesome to see you as well here in the comment section 😀 I listen to your content as well, often times before work or before bed. Thanks for your content, you too Lazy.

@Offline219

3 жыл бұрын

It's an emotional thing. They're not acting on any real logic. They're just fucked in the head.

@eyyitshenny8522

3 жыл бұрын

right. love your content a LOT, too lets read!

One death in Japan that makes me very uneasy is the death of Junko Furuta

@MickeyMallone.

3 жыл бұрын

The nastiest guro can't compare with what that poor girl suffered through.

@MickeyMallone.

3 жыл бұрын

@Devin Kind That's beyond sickening

@skeletonman1126

3 жыл бұрын

@@MickeyMallone. it is. I found out about the case through one of those manga.

@edmondlibosana57

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bobie1263 what?

@MickeyMallone.

3 жыл бұрын

@Edmond Libosana Junko Furata declined the advances of one of the 'men' who would ultimately become involved in her abduction and murder.

18:48 - I think Satoshi may have been a fan

@edgarx5842

3 жыл бұрын

Sup lazy

@yannduncan6567

3 жыл бұрын

E

@whyme9x3

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a fan!!!! Day 1 lazy is the best. Stay spooky fam ❗️💯

@jayy-b.vanvanite1428

3 жыл бұрын

Love your work, love your voice, love you. Keep it up, because you're still way too underrated :)

@VortexKiller2

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

"They couldn't determine whether or not it was blood, but authorities suspected the worst" *funky ad plays upbeat music*

@wolfetteplays8894

2 жыл бұрын

And that’s why I have KZread red. Maximum immersion!

fun fact: the case for Narumi Kurosaki is actually scheduled to start today!! (march 28/29th) We're supposed to see if Nicolas finally gets charged for her murder on April 11/12 edit 4/18: as of about April 13/14 Nicolas was charged with 28 years in jail for her murder

@maximodubs4189

2 жыл бұрын

Encontraron el cadaver entonces?

@zaamerr

2 жыл бұрын

@@maximodubs4189 no, but they think her body was dropped in a forest

@maximodubs4189

2 жыл бұрын

@@zaamerr Entonces es mas que nada circunstancial el caso?

@zaamerr

2 жыл бұрын

@@maximodubs4189 it was for the most part. but the video he uploaded and the security footage from her apartment was enough to convict him.

@maximodubs4189

2 жыл бұрын

@@zaamerr No tiene que pasar como 10 años para declarar a un desaparecido muerto?

I don't care how low the average crime rate is in any country or how friendly and trustful my neighbours are I could never leave my doors and windows unlocked. I'm way to anxious and paranoid for that shit

@MystiDawn

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@mustbeaweful2504

3 жыл бұрын

Probably doesn't help that you watch true crime shows. I know the feeling

@danny833

3 жыл бұрын

People have been murdered in places with even lower crime rates than Japan so I see what you mean. And that's only the ones we know about, not the ones that go unreported or are never found. What do people want locks for anyway if they're not gonna use them lol?

@FrancosBabyGirl

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@zenverse2884

3 жыл бұрын

So true - you just never know.

I literally laughed out loud when you showed someone peeling a banana while talking about Don Juan's romantic escapades. 😂

@pablodelsegundo9502

3 жыл бұрын

He's GREAT at placing penile euphemisms in his videos. I particularly like the sausage getting sliced that appeared in recent videos, but the banana is awesome, too.

@V-2512

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablodelsegundo9502 YES!! The sausage getting sliced 😂

@RavenBlaze420

3 жыл бұрын

Don Juan was the man shame that bitch offed him I would have loved to have party with that guy

@ChelleJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Samesies!

@kimmyfreak200

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablodelsegundo9502 lol i love his dirty mind hehe

I can't imagine hearing my daughters voice on the line and NEVER hearing her ever again or knowing what happened to her.. My heart goes out to that mom .i pray she will get answers one day..WOW..SO SO SAD..

@mrmoviemanic1

2 жыл бұрын

I just want to give you some relief that it seems that case was an Urban legend as many believe it would be impossible to have a girl who worked part-time in all these countries not to have more on her. Hope this helps a bit.

@applekid02

Жыл бұрын

@@mrmoviemanic1 Wrong. I'm Japanese and tell you this case is real and actually happened. Just that some people on the internet have made up scary stories about what happened to her afterward and it turned into some kind of urban legend which is absurd. If you search in Japanese for "ネパール邦人女性失踪事件", you will find a lot of information on this case.

@sleepymonsteraddict

2 ай бұрын

The worst thing is given the words her daughter said, her parents were left with their imagination of what could be going on. It's certain she was being held by someone and that she was so hurt or in so much danger that she couldn't call out any info. The thought that she could still be alive and held by someone, who does god knows what to her must keep them up every single night.

Satoshi's case could have easily been prevented if the law actually took this threat seriously. I don't know how the law works there, but this massacre could have been prevented.

@seizuakahoshi923

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly it could be that they were underestimating him at first and probably thinking like "look at this edgy kid lol, he couldn't do harmful stuff" it happens a lot with people without that obvious dangerous looks to them

@xotwod_maniii

2 жыл бұрын

Right

{Scroll for timestamps folks !} 0:00 : Intro 0:25 : The Don Juan of Kishu 6:49 : Narumi Kurosaki 12:51 : Sayoko Minamino 17:14 : Satoshi Uematsu 24:12 : The pasta dinner mystery 27:22 : Outro {Hope they helped !}

@ThatCrimeGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Doing Gods work 👍

@skeletonman1126

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@vincentkennedymcmahon50

3 жыл бұрын

What's the need 🖕

@genaroflores939

3 жыл бұрын

Good job

@user-xe3qh3zj5y

3 жыл бұрын

thank u so much

Plot twist: 60 year old tries to commit súicide by poisoning his frozen pasta dinner but hungry 30 year old beats him to it

@luiggitello8546

3 жыл бұрын

Boomer killed intruder with pasta dinner

@Anita-k

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the 60 year old wanted to poison his father with the frozen pasta, but the 30 year old intruder ate said pasta and died from it accidentally?^^ `\_(׿×)_/' That'd be a hell of a strange coincident though! & Due to the 2 different versions of reporting the details, we don't know for sure, if the intruder even ate of the pasta at all, or if he had died beforehand...

@RanaRandom

3 жыл бұрын

and/or the 60 year old got hungry afterwards, and (accidentally) ate the poisoned food... karma/payback's a bitch......

@Anita-k

3 жыл бұрын

@@RanaRandom 👍 Hm...kay, but how? Did I really miss, that the 60 year old also died during - or shortly after - this break-in scenario? LOL, I mean, 60 year olds aren't too far away from death anyways and theoretically, we'll all die at some point; so it'll be hard to prove you wrong and ... so far, I guess that's the weirdest part of your theory and my reply, haha!

@ezra-jacksimas9613

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anita-k considering most people nowadays live into their 80s and 90s saying "60 isn't that far from death" is most definitely wrong. Especially considering that Japanese people have some of the highest life experiences next to Chinese people who live to be 100 and over so often that they have festivals every year for those who've reached their centennial birthday

As someone who helps the injured and disabled - I felt ill listening to his "claims". Many of them are the kindest and sweetest people I have ever met and have their own ways of communicating and understanding the world around them. I hope they rest well wherever they are now

@We_Are_All_Vultures

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. My mother had a car accident and is paralyzed and severe brain trauma. . I've spent my life caring for her and I wouldn't change a thing ❤

@We_Are_All_Vultures

2 жыл бұрын

And thank you 😘

@chickenlover657

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they gotta be nice and sweet so you don't kill em in their sleep.

@mrmoviemanic1

2 жыл бұрын

@@We_Are_All_Vultures I hope you and your mother are doing well. Know that she loves you and you are such a blessing on her.

@mrmoviemanic1

2 жыл бұрын

Yer it's honestly disgusting and I feel sick how this all could've been prevented had they kept that prick locked up. R.I.P to all those who died, thank you for being with us.

The actual translation for the call that Sayako Minamino made to her mother is even more sinister than the one presented in the video - kurushii means she’s in pain, and kuyashii is often used to express anger towards injustice. Whether it was a prank or it was a real call from Sayako, how terrible for her mom to have received it. 😪

@user-im8hs7iq9m

Жыл бұрын

Ye me do as a Nepali. Wish government soon find

@MercifulDeity

6 ай бұрын

@@user-im8hs7iq9m Nepal, Pakistan, India, Myamnar and Bangladesh are the worst country to visit.

And just to think those people that are so obsessed with Japan they actually think that Japanese society is some type of utopia. I served over there when I was in the military. Trust me it's not. Like any other place in the world you'll find your good and you will most definitely fine your bad.

@beardpapa12

3 жыл бұрын

Even anime admits there are major problems with society like bullying, yakuza, dying from overwork and creepy guys on trains molesting women in crowded trains.

@GM-dg6mj

3 жыл бұрын

only weebs are obsessed with Japan. thinking that yanderes are cool and shit

@franmadaraki616

3 жыл бұрын

Even some actors are underpaid the reason some Japanese would do porn as it pays more than any job that's available

@grapeshot

3 жыл бұрын

@UCUUUjmI0D3D6xby39U6lB3A that's not true when I was over there, there were a number of violent incidents. True gun violence is low because it is extremely hard for ordinary Japanese citizens to get firearms especially handguns. Also many crimes are not reported because families want to save face and not face the embarrassment of the media and the public.

@chrisprilloisebola

3 жыл бұрын

@@GM-dg6mj lol tf

I wouldnt think a 60 year old man living with his father and so close to his brother would be strange in Japan, isnt there quite a strong cultural sence of family and caring for elders?

@Jolenesmart1980

3 жыл бұрын

Sense

@na7647

3 жыл бұрын

Quite true. Thank you for so eloquently putting our cultural facts straight, in very kind words.

@riverdeep399

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't he defined as a hykikomori? A leech living off yet elderly parents, living a hermit lifestyle?

@riverdeep399

2 жыл бұрын

@Dylan C I have watched it. I am crippled by anxiety and all that jazz, but hide away from it and surviving off your elderly parents pension instead of dealing with it is selfishness. You don't get to drop out of life because it's hard, no progress will ever be made.

@fadeuhhway

2 жыл бұрын

@@riverdeep399 "I am crippled by anxiety and all that jazz..." Just stop right there. Even if there are people who do live off their parents and do it selfishly, there are people with REAL crippling anxiety ad depression that they can't function normally in society. And if agoraphobia was a factor, then it's not selfish, its panic attacks and pain. And hikkikomoris (sp) are meant more as those who stay at home on the computer, the type that prefer to communicate over the internet. Sometimes social anxiety is a factor, sometimes other things, but it does not equal a leech.

A lot of people view disability like that. As a person who is disabled, I've heard it all. From murdering us to just letting us die. Our governments certainly seem to think letting us die is ok. Universal health care and universal basic income would really help disabled people thrive. We aren't useless or lazy. We are not burdens. Our lives have value.

@isaiahmoreno3067

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you and when I served in the military and got injured one of the physical therapist doctors that was "helping" me said that I should just commit suicide so that he doesn't have to waste his time treating me.

@mrmoviemanic1

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about the dumb ignorant people like them, they are very low individuals, I agree universal income and basic care is where it should be. It's not gonna get there quick but I do hope we start to make changes soon.

@mrmoviemanic1

2 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahmoreno3067 I hope your doing better man, people like that are just so prickish.

@catmoore2443

Жыл бұрын

Exactly and anyone can become disable via illness or accidents ect . Some people in society unfortunately do view People like us as burdens .

@niffleheim5630

Жыл бұрын

Stephen Hawking, for example.

Update on the Narumi Kurosaki case, Zepeda was convicted of murder a few days ago, 28 years behind bars if I remember correctly. His lawyers are still trying to appeal.

Nothing better than a "lazy" Sunday.

@rachelsangster1605

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed(:

@TheNaturalGamer1

3 жыл бұрын

Okay boomer

@Camothor10

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha ha very funny

@nabilrady6767

3 жыл бұрын

For sure

@jessicadoe9866

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyye

17:28 I think you always become infamous for all the wrong reasons.

@LazyMasquerade

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good point, lol.

@Emerald.She-Ra

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's what infamous actually means - the person is famous for the wrong reasons. X

@aphelionvoid4491

3 жыл бұрын

Sen de bu tarz videolar yapsana Efe ağbiy

@missionfromgod6581

3 жыл бұрын

Actually if you were infamous for the wrong reasons it means you shouldn’t be infamous. Most bad people are infamous for the right reasons

@ohexra

3 жыл бұрын

bro why are u everywhere

For Narumi's case in France I worked this summer in the students dormitories for Crous and in the building she lived in, her door has been covered with a wood plank and her room apparently still remains like it was the day she desapeared, I'm pretty sure her ex is the murderer as you only have to go one stair down and then you have a 2nd exit leading to a small parking right in front of you

“Instead gave it to the police” Me: oh thank god. “After 12 days after which he was deemed to not be a threat and released” Me: .. well fuck.

Satoshi wanting "painless deaths" for the disabled. Goes around stabbing people as they sleep

@forickgrimaldus8301

3 жыл бұрын

Well he wasn't lying it would be painless if done correctly 😂

@kennel878Xx

3 жыл бұрын

@@forickgrimaldus8301 well the way I see it. How can it be painless when someone shoves a knife through your throat in a dead sleep would wake me up fast as hell. More "painless" way would be like overdose of opioids or something

@tekbarrier

3 жыл бұрын

And think about all the people he stabbed who didn't even die. Literally the opposite of a painless death. All pain and no death.

@JK-gm6kk

3 жыл бұрын

@@forickgrimaldus8301 when I think of painless death, drugs would be at the top of the list, and would be way more humane and not a horrorshow for anyone involved

@Punklinds

3 жыл бұрын

The Devil's Lettuce and green herb are marijuana ...puffing the magic Dragon does not refer to marijuana lmao

The Satoshi guy is beyond creepy

@mx9226

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more.

@JuicyJJB

2 жыл бұрын

Looking like a Japanese Richard Ramirez

@toxicgoat341

Жыл бұрын

@@JuicyJJB yeah girls think satoshi is cute just like they thought richard was

Omg the case with the daughter saying "it's hard to breathe this is awful" and her crying down the phone really broke me down poor girl I know I'm not a dad but if my son or daughter, was in the same situation as her. I would never stop thinking about them. Awwww damn I've got tears running down my face. 😭😭😭😭😥😥

@chickenlover657

2 жыл бұрын

Killer prolly played that (her last moments) for them from her or his phone, maybe he thought it was humane and giving them closure, or wanted a sadistic thrill...you never really know with psychos.

@sarcia96

2 жыл бұрын

I also cried 🥺

@sarcia96

2 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling it was more likely that he forced her to say this by putting a gun next to her face.. she was probably still alive after and who knows maybe till this day.. horrifying

@sarcia96

2 жыл бұрын

Damn couldnt the family navigate the phone

@MikeOxtinks

Жыл бұрын

Probably a troll phone call for the lolz

As a disabled man, the ableism and eugenics shown in the fourth story is disgusting. He had clear intent and disdain for disabled people and said point blank that he would murder people and he was deemed “not a threat”. Despicable.

24:40 I'm genuinely impressed yet saddened that there is random stock footage that exists of a strange Japanese man eating pasta erotically and that it goes perfectly to a real life story.

@chilloutlawolf8622

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was so perfect you’d think this was a movie

@amandajardine5818

2 жыл бұрын

This episode is almost criminally good with the stock footage use.

I cannot believe that they tried to defend Satoshi by saying that marijuana made him do it. That’s freaking hilarious. Marijuana would’ve made him fall asleep and chill the freak out

@drabnail777

3 жыл бұрын

Weed can cause schizophrenia and paranoia and memory loss. US should be more disciplined like Japan

@Catglittercrafts

3 жыл бұрын

@@drabnail777 Dude marijuana doesn’t cause schizophrenia. It can trigger somebody who’s already susceptible but it’s not going to literally cause it. That’s just his asinine as saying vaccines cause autism. Also the suicide rate in Japan is absolutely out of control so I wouldn’t look at them as a beacon of mental health

@Catglittercrafts

3 жыл бұрын

@@drabnail777 Also I’ll remind you that most schizophrenics don’t become murderously violent. They’re more a danger to themselves than others. Stop perpetuating the stereotype

@d4rk4ngel30

3 жыл бұрын

@@Catglittercrafts ALL THESE LANGUAGES IN THE WORLD AND YOU CHOSE TO SPEAK FACTS

@drabnail777

3 жыл бұрын

@@Catglittercrafts yes it can cause someone whos more pre disposed to schizo to get it. which is also bad. But theres literally tons of side effects which will only get worse as west society declines and more people use it. Also the main reason why people use it, is just sad too. You need to risk your health and smoke just to feel "good"?

Did he ask their guardians before stabbing people in the neck? Seems like he forgot to do that part he said.

I’ve been having some serious sleep issues lately and I normally don’t go to bed at night at all, I’ll stay up til noon when I eventually pass out. Watching this on the couch I passed out, your voice is so relaxing. Best sleep I’ve had in a while thanks Lazy lol. Love your vids

It will take me a long time to emotionally recover from #4... It's horrifying. Knowing there are people out there who think my life is worth nothing, so much that they would even kill me, just because I'm disabled. And they think it would be a mercy kill. Cases like those aren't rare, either. There is a double standard of ableism, when it comes to parents who murder their children. When a parent murders their non-disabled child, society's reaction is to be angry at the parent, and to mourn the child. But when a parent kills their disabled child, the reaction is sympathy towards the parent. Too many people think it's some kind of justice, when a disabled person dies. Even one person believing that; it's too much. So much cultural work needs to be done, everywhere. Disability "rights" clearly are not enough. We need justice. We need more than just us alone knowing what the word "ableism" means, and knowing the scope and severe effects of ableism.

@sushmanara

Жыл бұрын

It's unfortunately sad and spiritual immaturity that they don't yet realise the fact "that all lifes are equal" period. It will take people many lifetimes to understand such a fact

When Lazy means '? *'A fate worst than death'* Does he mean the lady was kidnapped in captivity, prostitution or slavery?

@mathieuleader8601

3 жыл бұрын

All of the above perhaps

@13lilsykos

3 жыл бұрын

My first thought was some kind of sexual slavery but I watch a lot of true crime shows and videos. 😁

@adrielsebastian5216

3 жыл бұрын

Sexual slavery would be the most likely

@callmewaves1160

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah sex trafficking definitely comes to mind.

@Intreppidity

3 жыл бұрын

He means human trafficking.

"To take on his new role, as a carer at a residential center for people with mental and physical disabilities." ...This is gonna be bad. 😭

@dmreddragon6

3 жыл бұрын

He was/is a sick & twisted Goldilocks- these kids are too rambunctious, then changes jobs- these people don't do/contribute enough... Hey you p.o.s. you chose the jobs, which means you sought them out, why didn't you just move along?!

@bennu547

3 жыл бұрын

Which is strange. He can’t handle the energy of children. But would working at a centre for mental and physical disabilities is some how less mentally exhausting

@MorbidLovely

3 жыл бұрын

@@bennu547 he probably just felt like kids were too physically (and maybe even verbally) capable of defying and resisting him when he tried to force them to do stuff. Some people just want easy targets.

Sayoko Minamino case shocks me. I feel so sorry for her and her family, she seems like a good spirit. I also love Nepal too, I never thought of it as a scary place. Guess there is danger anywhere on this Earth.

@aldoushuxley5953

Жыл бұрын

I dont understand the implication he made (fate worse than death). Maybe it is my bad english, but I interpreted it as she climbing the Himalayas, and then getting into trouble there (the breathing could be her at high altitude, maybe a fire that got out of control, ...) What did you interpret it as? What happened to her?

@jedi3779

Жыл бұрын

@@aldoushuxley5953 how will she be able to call if she was climbing the mountains 😂 also while all her equipment gear was in the hotel. Use some brains kid

@AdamFaruqi

Жыл бұрын

@@aldoushuxley5953 The fact that all her belongings were still in the hotel room in Pokhara means she never went into the mountains. It seems probable considering the phone call that she was abducted and was/is being held prisoner somewhere.

I was visiting my family in Japan when the case of Satoshi happened :( They played this recording on TV recorded from the outside of the facility in which you could hear the patients suffering saying "It hurts... It hurts" it still haunts me.... :(

@rl751

3 жыл бұрын

….Jesus Christ….

When you're home sick and lazy takes care of you.

@Ron4885

3 жыл бұрын

Get well soon :)

@skinni_the_P00hBear

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you feel better💛💛

@Alison_Faith

3 жыл бұрын

Get better, drink some tea

@mackenziewilson2873

3 жыл бұрын

Amen. My boyfriend may not be able to be here to take care of me, but lazy is 😷😂

@Roodski

3 жыл бұрын

Home’s always gonna be there though travel while you can if it’s your choice

The quote "He found another man sitting at his table, wearing one of his shirts and eating one of his frozen pasta dinners" is comedy GOLD.

That last one reminds of the Japanese guy who went to visit his 90 year old mother and heard a bang upstairs. Particularly alarming as his mother had given up on using the stairs as she found them too difficult and was essentially living on the ground floor. Upstairs, he found a young man, who neither he nor his mother recognised, asleep on a futon. It's believed he was squatting there for around five months. However, he was polite enough to remove his shoes when he came in.

Papa Lazy pulls through when I'm having a terrible day 😭

@ginaperez8139

3 жыл бұрын

Same for me very bad day!

@potatie_huh

3 жыл бұрын

Stay strong pal, you got this xx

I love stories from other countries, honestly a series about a scary story from every county on earth would be fascinating to hear though I'm sure that is not gonna happen lol

@jshaw4757

3 жыл бұрын

Just Google each country you can read one from each yourself...be much more fun than a video...Good luck with this task let me know what you find

@McSnezzly

3 жыл бұрын

Look up serial killers from Russia on Wikipedia. I read about the top two and it gave me nightmares what they did. Wikipedia also has excellent accounts of the donner party incident. You can also check out the numbers gang from south africa

@KimAhrina11

Жыл бұрын

@@jshaw4757 So many inaccurate and unclear things on google plus exaggerated, that's why better watch right away videos like this (ofc can be inaccurate and exaggerated tho) . There are 195 countries in this world from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe (btw watch geography now, it's a great channel). Countries with their netizens active on internet/youtube have their own crimes channels-youtubers etc/podcast mystery etc but mostly they used their own languages

@Cryptid71

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

They tried to blame it on weed, are you freaking kidding me 😂 as a dispensary worker in a place where “the devils lettuce” is legal, this is so damn ridiculous to me. So glad he didn’t actually get anywhere with that. Marijuana does *not* make you an insane murderer.

@TheSCPStudio

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, but it can enhance already existing mental issues. I smoke it every day, too, so I’m not just hating on it. As a dispensary worker, you should know that it effects people differently. But then again, claiming you know anything about weed because you’re a dispensary worker is like claiming you know how to mine, process and produce oil and gas because you work at a gas station.

That smirking demon Satoshi Uematsu likely won't be smiling when the executioner puts that noose around his neck.

@tats_sacs

2 жыл бұрын

And he won’t know when it will happen. They only inform the inmate hours before the execution. He will wonder the rest of his life if today is the day they hang him.

The first story went as anyone with 2 neurons would have expected to go.

@kevinsundelin8639

3 жыл бұрын

Good for you

@shadowsage2636

3 жыл бұрын

obviously, a porn star marrying an old man? almost always a gold digger, though you would have hoped they don't go so far as to just kill them, but nothing unsurprising.

@drabnail777

3 жыл бұрын

*Old Millionaire marries attractive 21 yr old* *Old millionaire marries young attractive 21 yr old PORN star* *Is Murdered* *Surprised Pikachu Face*

@MageMinionsOP

3 жыл бұрын

@@drabnail777 not to shake sex workers here, but he was also poisoned, and men do not poison their victims. It's an iconic thing for female killers to do.

@darnunt

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she has to be the dumbest golddigger ever. It was so obvious it was her. How did she not think it through?

Your Japanese is amazing. I messaged a man named Shuhei from Japan after seeing his and other’s mistreatment in a documentary film. His triumph over adversity just spoke to me on an elemental level. When he actually reached back... made my day. Thanks for giving such an unbiased amount of care into your work. It’s touching. Thank you!

Absolutely loved this video Lazy! It’s great to get region locked cases that we normally wouldn’t have access to. Thank you!

Thank you so much for these videos, they are always very interesting. I love mysteries and murders from Japan and Asia as we do not hear about them that often in America. I love how you put them together and are so informative. This one will definitely need some updates in the future.

Hi man! Pls talk about Elodia Ghinescu's murder in the next episode! It is a very famous murder case in Romania, still unsolved to this day!!!

@pliktley1

3 жыл бұрын

I'm very interested. I want to hear more about central and eastern European mysteries and lore

That murdering in a mental care place just breaks my heart... even more the fact that mental illness is still a controversy there :(

I just want to say you're doing amazing with the content. High quality stuff.

Good stuff, you always do such an awesome deep dive, and a great job!

Great quality + original content as always.

@thesovietkevin7275

2 жыл бұрын

thanks now i can copy and paste this comment on every video i go on to get some likes

@anicega

2 жыл бұрын

Abi sen ne yapıyorsun burada?

@wargreysama

2 жыл бұрын

@@anicega Efe Aydal her yerde çıkıyor, bir o, bir de sadece bıyıklı bir adam mıdır nedir her videonun yorumunda varlar.

The pasta was poisoned. The sons were going to feed it to the father and once he died of "natural casus" they swoop in and get their inheritance. The crazy guy just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time eating the wrong thing.

@Jolenesmart1980

3 жыл бұрын

Natural “Causes” you mean

@stevemyers3082

3 жыл бұрын

Very Reddit detective of you to assume all that about people you know very little about.

@peach6787

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevemyers3082 its called a theory.

@lihns

2 жыл бұрын

The main problem is that there’s many different stories about this. If it’s true that the man died while the pasta was in the microwave, he couldn’t have been poisoned before eating it

@ericabaros6165

Жыл бұрын

He could've started eating the pasta FIRST n then wanted it heated up instead n thats how he died. I thought it was poisoned too right after hearing this

Its always a treat to hear your narrations, very clear to listen to. I listen to your vids while working so I don't fall asleep. XD

I really do love all of your content. However, I especially love videos like this one, and your "Region Locked" videos. As an ignorant, true-crime-loving girl in North America, I genuinely appreciate that you take the time to share with us these cases that are both incredibly fascinating and also rather obscure (to most westerners, at least). I struggle to find any other channels that put in even a fraction of the effort that you put into your videos. Not only is your production quality great, but, far more importantly, you go out of your way to research and bring these stories to light. I love and appreciate that you focus on cases from many different countries, as they are cases that I am usually not privy to. What's more, I realize that researching these obscure cases, despite not speaking some/most of the native languages, I am sure that's very difficult; not to mention extremely time consuming! Your efforts are definitely not going unnoticed! The hard work you so clearly pour into your videos is acknowledged, admired, and VERY appreciated by many of us subscribers! So, thank you for all that you do in order to bring interesting and lesser-known cases to our attention! I truly appreciate you, and I look forward to the next video, as always!

@howdareyouexist

2 жыл бұрын

lol

i dont know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but personally i think people who are terminally ill/severely physically disabled should have the option to decide to end themselves (assuming they are deemed mentally fit). they have a similar system in switzerland; a person is set up in a hospital bed, says they're goodbyes, and is left alone in the room with a button (a bit like a self induced lethal injection). if pets can be euthanized when they are sick/don't have a good quality of life, i think people should have that option aswell

@spaceace9103

3 жыл бұрын

Please don't compare the disabled to pets

@Violet-Lily

3 жыл бұрын

@@spaceace9103 I am disabled, and personally I think it's awful that we let our pets die with more dignity and less suffering than we do people.

@lilacheart_

3 жыл бұрын

@@spaceace9103 i didnt mean any harm, sorry if it came across that way haha; my own mother is a disabled veteran and we've had similar conversations before.

@lilacheart_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Violet-Lily exactly. it could save both the person suffering and their loved ones a lot of pain, trauma, and money. naturally there could be issues of people pressuring people into doing it for inheritance etc, but i still think it's worth at leeast having the option there if people want it

@rifflerunderhill7006

3 жыл бұрын

My wife is chronically ill, and we've had that talk. If she decides her quality of life is finally at a point she can't get back from, we'll deal with it ourselves, even if I do end up in jail. Also @Space Ace, you can only speak for yourself, don't try to speak for those actually dealing with that situation.

*Kills the Don Juan of Japan* Me: “Cold world we live in.” *Lazy mentions she killed her dog before killing her husband* Me: “Alright, this chick has got to go!” *Morphs into John Wick*

@Tam0de

3 жыл бұрын

John McClane morphing into John Wick? *grabs popcorn*

@darknesskingsized8996

3 жыл бұрын

That comment is cringe.

@someguy510bayarea

3 жыл бұрын

@@darknesskingsized8996 And your existence is cringe. Yet, here we are.

@darknesskingsized8996

3 жыл бұрын

@@someguy510bayarea Well, that's smth we have in common.

@someguy510bayarea

3 жыл бұрын

@@darknesskingsized8996 - Well, I guess it is! Who knew both of our lives would be comedies. Grab the bottle of Jack, everyone! Time to celebrate! Unless you don’t drink…well, smoke’em if you got’em.

23:28 how was the sketch artist able to sketch out what he was trying to do so quick. Must be the worlds fastest sketch artist. Even got the police officers reaction and the judges facial expressions...lol

Thank god for having captions to your videos! Keep up the good work!

I use to work with disabled people and I learned so much form them. That live is harsh and unfair, but you can still find your place in this world and be happy, enjoy live and be a joy to the people around you. But damn this story hits me right in the chest... so much hate, violence, death. Such beautiful lives wasted for no reason... let's take care of each other and ourselves, we are together in this world.

I am unwell in bed feeling awful. Thankfully my day has been made with a new lazy upload!!

@IamOkita

3 жыл бұрын

Get well soon mate.

@abrilrios5585

3 жыл бұрын

Get well soon!!

@jxn1056

3 жыл бұрын

Get well soon! 💚 Prayers

@LazyMasquerade

3 жыл бұрын

Take care of yourself, best wishes!

@rob9911

3 жыл бұрын

@@LazyMasquerade at 18:55 was that his back tattoo? The same logo that you use? I'm confused about that part

Great compilation, Lazy! Keep on the amazing work 🍻

I’ve been watching since 2016. Incredible videos you make. I use to be so depressed back then I’d come home from school turn these videos on and sleep to them. No joke! Still watching to this day

After a wild Saturday night, nothing to cool down like a nice Lazy vid. Salute!

@2099vision

3 жыл бұрын

After a nice lazy vid, nothing to cool down like a wild Saturday night. Salute!

Perfect time to listen: during a mini road trip with my sister.

@kainslegacy666

3 жыл бұрын

:) Have a safe one

@quantumhelium

3 жыл бұрын

What's a mini road trip

@user-fe8gx3ie5v

3 жыл бұрын

@@quantumhelium A short road trip, of course.

@quantumhelium

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v From Calcutta to Lahore, right?

@CadenceWallace

2 жыл бұрын

@@kainslegacy666 So far so good! Ended up at the beach during that one :)

You dig deep and your research is fantastic. Your charismatic voice with perfect tone and delivery make these videos addictive! Hit perfection my friend!

Wonderful to see you again Lazy, always brightens up my day. Fantastic job as always

You're alive! Was worried we would be hearing about the mystery disappearance of Lazy Legion's leader.

@kevinsundelin8639

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes

@lavender1394

3 жыл бұрын

It's only been 2 weeks...

@adriennesutton6326

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinsundelin8639 huh. I haven't been notified of anything since "8 scary TRUE Stories from around the Internet."

@kevinsundelin8639

3 жыл бұрын

@@adriennesutton6326 2 videos were released between that ans this

@adriennesutton6326

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinsundelin8639 so I see from looking at the profile. I wasn't notified of them.

Man I miss your videos. You're one of the few channels that don't upload often but when you do it HITS!

@cokaneds

2 жыл бұрын

@Phoenix 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 PROFILE Ikr? This dude was beyond f@#$ed and they still let him go free. I'm in awe sometimes at how the justice system works. One person will get caught with some weed and get upwards of 10 years in prison, meanwhile another will kill multiple people and even write how they will continue to do more and then somehow be let off. This world is messed.

Oh Yess..Lovely stories.. Missed your stories so much... Good Quality plus Amazing Narration.. it's like Gem on a platter... Stay BLESSED

I love your narrations on cases from other countries!! Staying spooky! cheers

Ah yes! I’m always excited to see another video from Papa Lazy! Loved the video!

wow i sure am feeling anxious, all by myself, better listen to horrific crime case files to calm down

@pamelameckley5040

3 жыл бұрын

You sound exactly like me. Did the same thing.

I currently live in Japan. The island I live on is one of the safest places on the planet! I absolutely love it here! I also love to hear crime/horror/scary stories regarding the Japanese country! Keep up the great work!

@iasmin4195

2 жыл бұрын

@taroxxx yea which island?

@sopadesopita

2 жыл бұрын

@@iasmin4195 which island ????

@atarachin234

2 жыл бұрын

Which island?!

@ananasbanana

Жыл бұрын

Japan is an island you fools.

@meggie11102

3 ай бұрын

lol sure

Satoshi has what I describe as “eyes with no soul” he feels like….a void, just blackness and crazed menace. Like…like a demon. Like his body is just a shell and what inhabits it is simply inhuman and monstrous. Like chaos and death is all it wants….

@LoreleiCatherine

3 жыл бұрын

Tamashī no nai me- “eyes with no soul” in Japanese: I thought this sounded poetic in a way. 😅

@FallenAngel9979

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a really good way to describe him.👍🏻

@prudeartfotographie

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah his eyes were soulless. At least Chaos and Death are more civilized than this idiotic rubbish excuses for a human.

I like how Satoshi's tattoo looks like Lazy's logo

@zacbranham3570

3 жыл бұрын

Its an oni mask

@thejudgmentalcat

3 жыл бұрын

My mom got several Japanese masks after WWII, that's one of them.

@bredmond812

3 жыл бұрын

If you really like the logo, check out the movie Onibaba.

@ghoulchan7525

3 жыл бұрын

@@zacbranham3570 i think it's a Hanya mask.

Your posts always brighten my day, especially when I'm having a hard time. Im glad you didn't wait as long this time 😍😍🤩🤩

Only found you today but honestly I’m hooked already! Keep up the good work 😘

NOT THE DOG!

Lazy always makes videos just as soon as: 1) I bring him up randomly 2) I finally get around to watching his latest video.

Lazy still be one of my favorites. Thanks for the content thru all of these years :) 💖

LM. Wonderful Job you do Narrating these Awesome Stories you bring us!!

lazy always gives me the feeling of nostalgia, it’s something not many can give

Nothing better than watching lazy on a weekend, keep the good work!

The stock footage on the last story 😂

You truly are one of my favourite creators!! I always love your videos 💕

Another great vid , keep up the good work lazy 👍🏼

24:55 my reaction to seeing the previous guy's eyebrows. 🐛🐛

That last story sounds like something that would happen in Florida

I'm always so excited when I see that Lazy uploaded

Honestly, listening to stories like that makes me glad that I am alone. I can't imagine meeting someone, dating him and then watch in horror as he tries to kill me. It's horrifying.

Thank you SO much for these! I love hearing stories from other countries. Especially with cultural tidbits like Japan's view on weed. Very interesting!

* Lazy drops a video * * I drop everything else *

@TheNaturalGamer1

3 жыл бұрын

Okay boomer

@metamech7383

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNaturalGamer1 do your parents know you’re not on the KZread kids app?

@TheNaturalGamer1

3 жыл бұрын

@@metamech7383 that's for babies. Are you dumb or what?

@metamech7383

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNaturalGamer1 exactly. Have both yours mom’s give you a hug. You need one.

@TheNaturalGamer1

3 жыл бұрын

@@metamech7383 umm I'm sorry but try again. Maybe you need to go back to school so your sentences make sense.

You still have the best stories on KZread! Love your voice!

These are chilling, I'm addicted. Thanks!!!

Wow, got here during the first minute. Thanks, Lazy!

@LazyMasquerade

3 жыл бұрын

@jesseharris678

3 жыл бұрын

@@LazyMasquerade Thank you for making my Sunday instantly better

The Japanese Don Juan should've signed a pre-nup, excluding his wife in case of any non-natural death

@lilyt18

3 жыл бұрын

Thinking with the wrong head

Just found your channel, love the mysterious stories

Thank you so much for making this. What an interesting video.. I had to go back and watch each segment multiple times just because the stories are so bizarre. Truly fascinating behavior. I wonder what makes certain people do things like this nature, like what is their state of mind at that point. You know what I mean? anyways~ Very good video, Lazy Masquerade. Aloha from Hawaii.