Ah, I love the smell of Reddit in the morning...

@spicyxo4807

4 жыл бұрын

the smell of despair

@yashicanayal1371

4 жыл бұрын

Yay early birds.

@dominikrettig2749

4 жыл бұрын

Morning reddit with a cup of coffee is the best :)

@shawnsmith6146

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the great video 👍

@UndeadRed

4 жыл бұрын

Reddit and a cigarette in the afternoon - best way to start the day 😅

Lazy: I like to go jogging at nighttime Next Corpse Husband video: KZreadrs who disappeared under mysterious circumstances

@driftertravelerman6893

4 жыл бұрын

Corspe Slapps

@JackFuckYe4h

4 жыл бұрын

I hope he’s joking for his sake

@TattooSwag22

4 жыл бұрын

Also keep Corpse in your thoughts! , I know he is going through hell with this Covid shit because he isn't able to do the therapy he needs to get control on his illness so I hope he will start feeling better soon!

@silenttoxic707

4 жыл бұрын

If we could only be so lucky...

@sapphire-nightingale

4 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: Corpse Husband causes Lazy's disappearance 👀👀👀

The first story was heartwrenching. She didn't have control of him any more, so she does the most horrible act a parent can do. Cowardly excuse for a mother - no, stuff that, a cowardly excuse for a human being. Hopefully Jason has managed to fill some of the emptiness he's gone through since then.

@LoreleiCatherine

3 жыл бұрын

I think I’ve heard that 911 call if I remember right and it was gut wrenching

@GentlemenBug

3 жыл бұрын

Lorelei Catherine yeah. She doesn’t even seem sorry for what she did. I hope she gets covid in prison

@maswarm4585

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that she tried to kill herself shows she was probably going to frame him for the murders

@MarkzBaui26

3 жыл бұрын

Only happines for that is using ancient torture techniques on her for the longest period of time like say 50 years minimum and she isnt allowed to die

@kuwakaney2443

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Dover calm down

The dog one is 10 times scarier when you wonder just how long this man was watching their house prior to the incident, how many nights did he stare at the house that he knew the dog scratches to come in? did he test nights before to see if the dog would react to his presence? Did he wait/plan for the husband to leave? Just how long was this man watching them? And when did he first see them?

@DENNISMFMENNIS

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me so much of Red Dragon.

@dinamosflams

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe months, just calculating, just expecting her to lower her guard

@sarahholland2600

2 жыл бұрын

According to the Criminal Psychologist (& ex Detective) on Donal Macintyres Murder Files TV show, 70% of murders involve stalking the victim first. Chilling.

@brena3582

2 жыл бұрын

Proper reason why you should have a shotgun.

@somdedudeumet8170

Жыл бұрын

whats even scarier is realizing that he could've gotten on the dogs good side with treats and time

“I like to go jogging near the water at night time with my noise canceling headphones” You gotta appreciate that this man makes videos like this weekly and still has the balls to do that.

@rylan1062

2 жыл бұрын

he's fearless. a god.

@ammagnolia

Жыл бұрын

Killers usually aren't scared while hunting

@jackmomma7481

Жыл бұрын

It seems that you can sometimes sense genuine fear in his voice as he's narrating the really frightening parts of a story

@jackmomma7481

Жыл бұрын

@am magnolia I once heard that the suicide forest in Japan that's at the base of Mount Fuji. Not only do people enter the forest to commit suicide, but supposedly Japan's most diabolical and deranged citizens will visit the forest and will sit in like an ambush position waiting for soon-to-be suicide victims to enter, or curious tourists. Once they enter the kill zone... that's when they attack using knives or other sharp or blunt instruments. Other psychopaths who enter the forest for the same reason and spot each other are also said to fight to the death. Or sneak up on the other to plunge the knife in

@jackmomma7481

Жыл бұрын

@@ammagnolia I disagree to an extent. I think it's possible for a killer to feel a sense of fear when looking for victims. It's this fear that further drives the motive to kill while also keeping them "safe", at least in their minds. Some killers even feel heavy senses of guilt and remorse after they kill. But once they're over it, the impulse to kill overtakes them once again, and the cycle continues. Look up "the weepy voice killer" for an example of this type of killer... Fear could also work against a killer by forcing the killer to rush things leaving evidence behind

This man makes sponsorships for wireless earphones scary, a true master of his craft.

@braxtonburchard3701

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSS Haha

@TheGothicLibrarian

4 жыл бұрын

True, kinda like only Internet Historian manages to make sponsorships funny as hell, that's just pure talent 👌🏻

@LizzaRob160

4 жыл бұрын

TheGothicLibrarian and Gus Johnson 😂

@wolfsymphony5770

4 жыл бұрын

I am curious how different his voice is when talking in a relaxed setting...does he sound this mysterious or does he sound smart? I picture him out of context as being and sounding really intelligent.

@Kullen64

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

Lazy masquerade: I like to jog at night time near the harbor What he doesn't tell you is that he hides the bodies there.

@tekbarrier

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone who can jog while carrying a dead body at the same time deserves to get away with it

@Chris_Underground

4 жыл бұрын

The best things DO happen in the dark.

@pearldragon6508

4 жыл бұрын

Does he really need to? We all know it intuitively! XD

@gz9975

4 жыл бұрын

Actually the harbor is a great place to go jogging at night! I go for a run there thrice a week, and every single time there's older homeless women craving some anal! I don't pay them a dime, they're just alone and horni!

@brazeification2

3 жыл бұрын

G Z sodomy with homeless men is instant aids

the second story should be title "how a cockroach save my life"

@colleenclement474

3 жыл бұрын

And the bedbugs!! Those are even harder to get rid of!

@danadane9287

3 жыл бұрын

Haha seriously

@Feezee223

3 жыл бұрын

For real

@adamwebb9545

3 жыл бұрын

I love all animals and creatures, but if I see a spider or roach I hope they feel every bit of my wrath. If I knock it off a counter I hope he feels like he fell off a cliff like the revenant. If I swat it I hope it feels like some unstoppable giant brought down divine retribution from above.

@matthewstein5854

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that ones crazy too. Especially them going to the car and not seeing her.

Jogging at night is one thing. Jogging at night with no hearing is beyond scary lol. I’d be so paranoid.

@neverbackdown1918

3 жыл бұрын

Chilled Driving Channel that sucks man. I feel bad for people who don’t feel safe in their own town/city. Stay safe.

@ozairchishti1264

3 жыл бұрын

@@chilleddrivingchannel2167 not taking more money than you currently need is understandable but don't leave your phone behind. It might be the only thing between you being able to call for help or disappearing.

@LoreleiCatherine

3 жыл бұрын

When I was 18 I had to take the bus to and from work and certain ones stopped runnin at a certain time. On the odd days I worked a closing shift or a double and didn’t leave til late I usually had no ride so I’d have to take the only bus I could and it dropped me off about 2 miles from home. I’d have to walk creepy deserted roads and sparsely populated residential streets lit dimly by old street lamps and the route always freaked me out, serious bad gut feeling stuff. To distract myself from that I’d play my music in my headphones as loud as I could on my crappy little MP3 player. Luckily I was never murdered so there’s that.

@skrounst

3 жыл бұрын

It's dangerous for sure. When I was a naive teenager (19, the age when we think we are made out of rubber, and magic) I decided to walk home from a show in Baltimore. I put headphones in to listen to the CD I had bought at the show. Within 10 minutes out of nowhere I was punched in the back of the head and literally jumped on by 3 guys, they took everything that wasn't my clothes, and tried to stab me in the chest but I pulled my arm in front and blocked it. All this happened in about 15 seconds, they ran off just as fast as they appeared. Im missing part of my left tricep from the incident, but it could have been way worse. TL;DR Don't walk around at night with headphones. ESPECIALLY in dodgy areas.

@neverbackdown1918

3 жыл бұрын

skrounst bruh I’m sorry but that’s dumb af. I’m 19 and I’ll admit that I am a little cocky because I’m young, but I wouldn’t even do that and I live in a pretty safe area. I couldn’t imagine doing that in Baltimore.

"What secret could ruin your life?" I was number one heart surgeon, steady hands....

@quinnlee-newbury9003

4 жыл бұрын

"But procedure go wrong, Yakuza boss die!"

@anthonyhutchins2300

4 жыл бұрын

Number 1!

@sea_triscuit7980

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I love you hahaha

@thesoubretteoftheopera7313

4 жыл бұрын

I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I actually a very good surgeon

@dcmarvelcomicfans9458

4 жыл бұрын

@Essence that's really good

A good classic for me is the guy that was knocked out and experienced a whole life while unconscious.

@thepinkestpigglet7529

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that a Junji Ito story

@chikkiboo

4 жыл бұрын

it was also a fun star trek: the next generation episode

@Darrcness

4 жыл бұрын

That also reminds me of one of Supernatural's episodes.

@dracu9833

4 жыл бұрын

Roy: A life well lived

@j.j.guevarao.2510

4 жыл бұрын

Also known as " The lamp"...one of my favorites; in fact another user made a post only with this kind of experiences, is a great post

First story was so sad. My mom died protecting me and my brother. So seeing how she can just murder her children is disgusting and unforgivable

@jacqueandrew5

Жыл бұрын

Oh no I’m so sorry to hear that 😭 how did that happen if you don’t mind me asking?

@trevor3013

Жыл бұрын

@@jacqueandrew5 long story but our house caught on fire while we were sleeping and my mom had two doors in her room. One to the backyard and one to the hallway to our rooms and instead of going outside she went for us they said but her closet is right next to the other door and she accidentally went in there where her shoe case rack thing fell and trapped her inside where she suffocated to death. My brother and I had woken up and went out the front ourselves and straight across the street to a neighbors. She definitely could have gone out the back door and I wish she did but I'll never know exactly how it went down. Just what the investigators told my grandma.

@special_ed128

Жыл бұрын

@@trevor3013I'm so sorry to hear that man, may her blissful soul rest in peace ❤️🕊

@david4281

9 ай бұрын

@@trevor3013your mom is a hero man may she rest in peace❤

Timestamps for the individual posts: 3:02 u/jasoninhell 6:48 The Mountain Top Motel 11:03 Lies and Secrets Become Your World 15:32 Scratching 20:30 The Past and Pending

@scorpions1965

11 ай бұрын

Thx

The scariest story was the one about the earbuds. So spooky.

@butteredtoast4194

4 жыл бұрын

honestly. :((

@nowellahhh

4 жыл бұрын

Nightmare fuel, I swear.

@Actualbowlofsoup

4 жыл бұрын

It was so scary my neck broke in fear

@yahairakuiperi6011

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@mio-mx2qx

3 жыл бұрын

so scary i had to skip it

Just imagine at first, Jason was probably blaming himself for everything. I really hope he’s ok.

@Fiddle-

4 жыл бұрын

I can't even imagine, I know how awful and traumatic being cheated on like that can be, and then his kids?? Fuck, I really do hope he's okay too.

@makeminemint

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fiddle- He posted a follow up a couple of years ago. www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/8sx160/an_update_from_jasoninhell/

@makeminemint

4 жыл бұрын

He did give an update a couple of years ago, taking some peace in that the last words his kids heard from him were I love you, that he'd see them in the morning. www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/8sx160/an_update_from_jasoninhell/

@whatdoesthisthingdo

4 жыл бұрын

What that would do to a man... Shit. I’d end up in a mental asylum for sure.

@LovePsychos

4 жыл бұрын

@@makeminemint I have read the update of Jason. The parents of his wife are much worse than her. Now we know. She doesn't have a mental problem, she just have a bad DNA! The evil is in her blood. I hope he's doing better and found himself a better woman who really loves him. If it was someone else in his place he would kill her, that's for sure!

Brandi said her husband was a risk to the kids because he tried to commit suicide in high school, this just reminds me that there are warning signs: she basically told him her insecurity, that she wasn't safe for the kids and that she was suicidal. If you ever find yourself in a situation where someone is blaming you for something that hasn't happened yet take a closer look at what it might say about them.

The guy who moved to Kenya is my absolute favorite. Out of all of the ones from that reddit thread, it sounded the most intriguing, especially since it was so short. I want to know this person's life story.

“I like to go jogging at night” Lazy... have you learned nothing from your own videos? 😂

@curiositypiqued6573

4 жыл бұрын

He's stupid dumb...dim or what🤣🤣🤣

@KC-xh5bs

4 жыл бұрын

I sometimes go for walks extra late at something past 23:00, but I live in a tiny village where nothing much goes on.

@VelvetKitty

4 жыл бұрын

K C stay safe and aware regardless 💜

@KC-xh5bs

4 жыл бұрын

@@VelvetKitty thanks you too.

@madalice5134

4 жыл бұрын

@@KC-xh5bs Be carefult and if you listen to headphones, keep one out so you know what's going on. I almost got grabbed when I was 15 walking down a few blocks from the store and was listening to my music full blast. Good peripheral vision saved my ass. This was in broad daylight and the cops got him when he tried to take another kid in the neighborhood a week later. Be safe. ❤

The woman in the first story shows how manipulating and selfish people like that can be. She cheats on her husband and later threatens to take their(she and her husband's) children away from their dad and make him say sorry to the pig of a neighbor (who is also a piece of shit in his own way), only to then kill her own children out of spite

@RabuHina

4 жыл бұрын

@FenixBlaise some women use their children as hostages against their father which is unacceptable. Unless there is genuine abuse (with actual evidence/proof of course) no parent has a right to deny their ex spouse from seeing their children

@sabrinatscha2554

4 жыл бұрын

FenixBlaise Only nut jobs actually think men are trash. Women like that one in the video.

@Victoria-ol7lh

2 жыл бұрын

She was way worse than manipulative and selfish. What she did was evil.

@markdexter6338

Жыл бұрын

There was a case where a man livestream himself outside his ex wife's house saying how she accused him of molesting his own kids and threatening to never see his own children again to which he shot both the ex wife and killed himself after putting his own children in the safety of his car. He told his viewers that women should never toy with men's emotions like this.

@RabuHina

Жыл бұрын

@@markdexter6338 i think i remember seeing something like this on another video from a different KZread channel that talked about shocking moments caught on camera

I was actually friends with Jason from the first story in high school. By the time this horrific incident happened just a couple years ago, we had lost touch since I graduated in 2003 and he graduated in 2004 or 2005, I can’t remember if he was one year or two years below me. But in any event with this made the news it was absolutely sickening

As I've gotten older, situational awareness has risen higher on my priority list. I can't imagine jogging at night or hiking a trail with music blasting in my ears at this point, I'd feel so paranoid and vulnerable. When I'm out and I see someone with headphones in or their face buried in their phone, I think to myself, "that person would make an easy victim right there". No thank you.

@healingandgrowth-infp4677

3 жыл бұрын

As someone with PTSD. Sensory issues. I Literally feel everything n everyone around me I'm very heighteningly aware of my surroundings even with music. Music stops me having panic attacks n flashbacks. To help me get from A to B. But I zoom in on anyone coming behind or beside me. Or anyone watching me. Doesn't matter how loud my music is. I'm usually also always walking ready to attack anyone not on purpose.

@FrogEnjoyer17

3 жыл бұрын

You should scare them and tell them to watch the fuck out

@atomicdancer

2 жыл бұрын

You should go jogging while listening to Lazy Masquerade stories, and just loudly repeat everything he says, shouting out scary stories as you run.

@lonewolfsurvival3453

2 жыл бұрын

@@atomicdancer , lol! Not a bad idea, make any bad guys out there think that I'm more deranged than THEY are. Interesting lol.

@unknown11215

2 жыл бұрын

Really?I'm the total opposite

Disturbing Reddit posts: #1: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

@rin-joh8644

4 жыл бұрын

This made me want a clip of the RE 4 merchant saying that.

@monkey_blu

4 жыл бұрын

*tips fedora* epic reddit moment

@QuckHead

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the stranger, kind gold.

@theannilators7479

4 жыл бұрын

@@QuckHead gold for the stranger, kind thank

@meo8258

4 жыл бұрын

The Annilators Kind for the thanks, gold stranger

The first one was heartbreaking. I really thought it was the husband who was going to commit a heinous crime to his cheating wife. No one deserves that.

@YN-ld3mh

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not a parent, but I CANNOT in a million years imagine anything like this happening to my kids... EVER

@Sapanator

3 жыл бұрын

I have two boys and this would absolutely destroy me. Even though my brother died when I was a kid, I still cannot imagine the pain this man has suffered through.

@Wolfpaw754

3 жыл бұрын

A huge red flag was her making him apologize to the neighbour she cheated on with, that's something only a true sadistic fuck would do

@phillipbrown6417

2 жыл бұрын

Was probably planning on framing him for three murders and chickened out....

@howdareyouexist

2 жыл бұрын

shame he didn't

imagine all the people that weren’t so lucky after stopping at that motel

@elstotzo5643

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I was wondering, why it took her 3 Weeks (!!) to inform the police...

@user-gt4gs5xu6s

2 ай бұрын

​@@elstotzo5643 because it's a lie for karma

I liked how you described about keeping in mind that the person behind a post is human and has problems they need help for, so to not be too judgmental and mean about their predicament. I remember when I lost my first guinea pig; she died in my arms, spasming. I wrote a post about how sad I was. The only response I got was "They only live for three years or something, get over it." I don't post about my problems anymore.

@Valoelify

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so very sorry for your loss :(

@missamieholly2313

2 жыл бұрын

@@Valoelify Thank you. It was hard but I've gotten over it. I have two new guinea pigs I love and care for now. They make me happy.

@diostoothpaste4996

2 жыл бұрын

thats horrible. im so sorry

@missamieholly2313

2 жыл бұрын

@@diostoothpaste4996 Thank you! I have new guinea pigs now 😊 Please stay safe!

@diegozizumbo-ortiz6427

2 жыл бұрын

That's just depressing! People really be saying the meanest and insensitive sh*t for no reason. I'm terribly sorry for your loss

The story: A man was shot 7 times while his children watched. Lazy: HEY GUYS! Thanks so much for listening 😀

@darcy9867

4 жыл бұрын

Bro your icon is so good

@Vikashar

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I love that switch in tone at the end of all his vids

@snaketoes3818

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD - I know you probably won’t see this, Lazy, but you literally made my year. You’re the best, seriously, thank you!

@BlankEmporium

4 жыл бұрын

Man, that sucks. That poor, poor gun. I hope it was cleaned afterwards. I know screaming children are terrible for the ears, and blood is just a pain in the ass too clean!

The thumbnail is Reddit canceling Lazy. I hope that never happens because Lazy is one of my favorite channels out there! Glad he got a sponsorship.

@Adam_X78

4 жыл бұрын

Time Traveler?

@narutosheep1239

4 жыл бұрын

Big oof

@LazyMasquerade

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, the lucky guy who found the video in my unlisted playlist. You are today's chosen one.

@Adam_X78

4 жыл бұрын

Lazy Masquerade is he The chosen one?

@fudgebby1799

4 жыл бұрын

As a mod of r/LazyMasquerade Lazy will never be canceled. I’ll fuckin fight someone

Hearing the Jasoninhell story breaks my heart every single time. Even knowing the story, it so shocks me every time

Because of my former profession, I have seen my fair share of lousy stuff, things like organ harvest hotel, opportunistic home invader, psychopath spouse murder-suicide, gang-related homicide etc etc. Sounds like horror movie, but they happens in real life way too often than you'd imagine.

I was listening to the first story like, since when is someone’s romantic issues horror content? Oh man I was not ready for the end of that story at all 💔

@itsshrimp91

4 жыл бұрын

Is it relatable that I wanna strangle that woman?? No?

@seabassr4476

4 жыл бұрын

hypothesis naw that would be too quick, you need to be more creative in order to get pay back for your kids

@oldmansam95

4 жыл бұрын

it was a sad story. so gut wrenching. cant imagine how Jason is feeling.

@madalice5134

4 жыл бұрын

@@colbyseaman801 I thought maybe the adults would go after each other, but hearing she murdered the kids was a gut punch. I thought it was going to go spousal homicide or maybe vilwnce with the neighbor.

@tiyanalynn1372

3 жыл бұрын

Big Nerd Cheese Brown it was more of the what not if. Obviously it would take a darker turn, but the way the information was presented, I couldn’t get a clear idea in my head on what that turn was gonna be. Killing her children was not in my mind at all

Let me get this straight. You read all theses stories and you go jogging at night near a harbor?.

@stonks6616

4 жыл бұрын

*yep*

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

4 жыл бұрын

Takes a real chad to do that. I wouldn't want to be any of the ghosts or apperitions haunting him.

@MadeleineLJNorman

3 жыл бұрын

I live in a harbour, ain't scared

@schizophrenic1717

3 жыл бұрын

@@MadeleineLJNorman Based on your pfp and name I'm gonna assume you're a girl. So are you okay?.

@MadeleineLJNorman

3 жыл бұрын

@@schizophrenic1717 Haha superb, my work is in the harbour and I live in the next building. Ain't scary

I had a dream once where I was watching myself sleep and I knew I was asleep in the dream (NO I was NOT astral projecting) and I saw a shadow outside. A long one. Like how when the sun is setting or rising and it can make the shadow of a person extremely long, you know. So the angle of the window wouldn’t let me see what was causing the shadow so I left my room still in the dream and I went to my front door and when I opened it and stepped outside. I looked right at where the shadow’s projector should have been and saw... nothing. It wasn’t sudden, like I was still observing that there was a shadow but it was like something was hidden from sight, intentionally. So when I came to the realization that whatever was causing the shadow didn’t want to be seen. I woke up in real life. Standing outside. Where I just was in the dream. I walked back to my room frightened and checked my clock to see I wasn’t going insane and I saw it was 2:37 in the morning. Then after I laid back down on my bed ready to go asleep again, that’s when I saw it. Myself staring back at me, in a look of confusion. I put 2 and 2 together and realized what had just happened to me was a dream loop.

@user-gt4gs5xu6s

2 ай бұрын

People tend to only care about their own dreams and are usually disinterested in others

When you first started talking about the first story, I thought it was going to end with him killing his wife and the neighbor. When I got to the end of it, I wish that was what happened because at least the kids would still be alive.

@licoriceveins9632

3 жыл бұрын

The kids would then have to live with the knowledge not only of what their mom did but that their own father killed her and they'd grow up without parents. I don't think severe psychological trauma is any better than death. Honestly, i think I'd rather be dead.

@BloodKlaw

3 жыл бұрын

@@licoriceveins9632 Maybe if you were the 7 year old but the other child was like 2 or 3. Would most likely not know there parents

@licoriceveins9632

3 жыл бұрын

@@BloodKlaw doesn't change the fact they'd be orphans, or the fact they would know what happened. The knowledge of it would still be incredibly traumatizing, the memory is just a trauma bonus

@cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197

2 жыл бұрын

@@licoriceveins9632 You say that like it'd be impossible for them to live a peaceful or fulfilling life. At least they'd have the chance to come to peace with what happened, a chance they didnt get when their mother was murdering them.

I stumbled on a post on r/confessions few weeks ago and its still on my mind.. OP had a stable life, wife and kids and a good job but for some reason he went off the rails. I dont remember all the details but he told his wife that he went to see a buddy of his for a day, but stayed alone in his car and drank alcohol (maybe as a way to have a day off to himself idk) but he ended up buying weed into heavier drugs.. basically he was supposed to be gone for a day but he went on a drinking/drug binge for 4-5 days without answering his phone because he was too ashamed, his friends and family had no idea where he was, he spent all his money and missed his kids birthday. The post ended by him saying that all he had left was one cigarette, and he had been looking at it for hours feeling like he fucked his life up and that if he smoked it he wouldnt have anything anymore, post was deleted and no update was made. (story felt real, he posted a pic of his bank account which was in the negative, pics of his car full trash since he slept and ate in it for days)

@tigerwest4748

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, debt sucks. But that's quite common. Pretty much every college grad has debt.

@chilleddrivingchannel2167

3 жыл бұрын

i hope he realised that if his wife truly loves him when he comes back she will support him to get better and get help and get a job to become normal again. sounds like the kid of story that ends up with him killing himself which i really hope didnt happen.

@daasocialninja4804

3 жыл бұрын

Chilled Driving Channel or if he loved his family he wouldn’t put them in debt like that because I’m sure no one married someone who would jeopardize their life like that. Don’t equate love to someone staying with you and drowning with you as love it’s the opposite that’s abuse when you decide to do shitty things and hurt people who care about you.

@chilleddrivingchannel2167

3 жыл бұрын

@@daasocialninja4804 i never said she should help him with money. thats his debt for him to pay. but clearly the guys mental health was trashed so he couldnt really go through that without help (again NOT money) from someone and his wife is the closest person to him.

@daasocialninja4804

3 жыл бұрын

@@chilleddrivingchannel2167 I know it's way late but what happened to him in the end? Do you know?

Turned on my raycons the moment the ad started like “I’ve given you my money what more do you want!!”

Enjoyed that one.

@uragirimono6519

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you

@beeeans6662

3 жыл бұрын

@@uragirimono6519 Nightmare Files

@uragirimono6519

3 жыл бұрын

@@beeeans6662 never heard of him

@seantds619

3 жыл бұрын

@@uragirimono6519 i think the answer was more of a "can you not read?" kind of answer

@uragirimono6519

3 жыл бұрын

@@seantds619 who are you

It's funny that Lazy does his horror voice when he is talking about the sponsor.

@shabegsandhu6117

2 жыл бұрын

Music too 😬

Can't forget the most disturbing one of all.. _"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment..."_

@aybaws

4 жыл бұрын

*gasps of horror*

@mini-_

4 жыл бұрын

It's the most downvoted comment on Reddit, with a rating -667823 (yes, minus 660K). This comment was made by EA, in response to someone being angry you have to pay for certain characters (or pay an absurd amount of time).

@mini-_

4 жыл бұрын

Here is a link: www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/

@whatdoesthisthingdo

4 жыл бұрын

The horror...

My heart broke for the first guy I really hope he ends up okay and finds peace somehow I can't imagine the pain he felt/feels

The one about the man pretending to be a dog creeps me out so much. He must have been watching that house for a while if he knew their routine of letting the dog out and letting it back in when it scratches at the door

I’ve never been in the situation, but could a mother actually keep a father (in his 30s) from his kids if he tried to kill himself in high school? I feel like that wouldn’t carry much weight, especially if it has never happened again and he got the help he needed

@beepatpen

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know, hopefully they couldn't do that but sometimes the court does stupid stuff and tend to prefer the moms over the dads for no real reason :/

@charlottestreet3301

Жыл бұрын

​​@@beepatpen not all the time there was a young boy who didn't want to stay with his dad he wanted to stay with his mum but the court decided to put him with his evil dad and then his dad killed him. This is a true story

@yurisv7315

Жыл бұрын

Everything in court needs to be proved. If you have no proof of trying to attempt suicide, the claims hold no weight.

The scary narrators are the only reason I’m dealing with this quarantine. thanks lazy!

@wickedashley

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSS. I couldn't have made it without these channels.

When you're listening to these stories and you're like "oh! I remember reading this one!"

I remember you did the second story a few years back, this one was actually narrated better! Shows how far you’ve come along with your craft! Keep it up!

The first post made me really angry. Who in their right mind would think about killing their own child?! I’m glad the mother is in jail and I hope the father is doing fine.

@curiositypiqued6573

4 жыл бұрын

Hardly...

@whatdoesthisthingdo

4 жыл бұрын

Hell hath no fury...

@ArthurKingoftheBritons404

4 жыл бұрын

Someone who isn't in their "right mind"

@whatdoesthisthingdo

4 жыл бұрын

@Torchy Brown Also the more recent legend La Llorona follows a similar theme.

Being an avid true crime fan I've learned that a large proportion of missing persons cases relate to men who were last seen near a body of water at night - please be careful on those night time jogs & stay safe so I can keep watching your vids! :)

@kuwakaney2443

4 жыл бұрын

Smiley face murders?

You know a story is most likely fake when they call everyone but the authorities

@glorygloryholeallelujah

2 жыл бұрын

Yup I agree

@user-gt4gs5xu6s

2 ай бұрын

I would say all without real proof are probably fake and it's very sad

The motel story gives me chills to this day; they were undoubtedly human traffickers who planned to abduct her and sell her into white slavery. It reminds me of another story where a young woman goes to see a room for rent and the "renter" keeps trying to get her to check out the basement but she manages to leave before he can get her down there. She then calls the cops about the place and, upon investigation, they find out the house she was looking at had been abandoned for years (so the "renter" was just some random creep) and, in the basement, there was a wire going across the stairs so she would've tripped if she went down there, making it easier to subdue her.

@scorpions1965

11 ай бұрын

The thing I would never ever under the Sun and moon of God do is to rent a motel

@user-gt4gs5xu6s

2 ай бұрын

White slavery?

@ajromero3692

2 ай бұрын

@@user-gt4gs5xu6s Yeah, it's another term for s*x-trafficking/s*xual slavery. Sometimes websites will flag your comment as inappropriate for using those terms though so I often just say "white slavery".

14:43 Man, the dude was living out Parasite before Bong Joon-ho even had an idea about it.

Me: * *About to sleep* * KZread: * *Notification of new video from Lazy* * Me: Sleep is for the weak.

KZreadr: Starts the usual RayCon promotion. Me who is listening to it through RayCons: “I’m four parallel universes ahead of you.”

the promotion feels more like a threat more than an advertisement-

That first one man. I’ve heard it before but it never ceases to unnerve me and scare the ever living shit out of me

People be sleeping on lazy's voice acting, check one of his older videos, you'll be shocked how much he has improved.

They say once Lazy got his sponsor, other sponsors mysteriously started disappearing, i mean in their entirety. It really makes you think... Who's really out there.. Looking for streamers.. In the dead of night.. Watching. . .

@TheSlammurai

3 жыл бұрын

Is it just a coincidence? Or something altogether more sinister?

I like how you tell us the context before the stories. It's much more enjoyable than just jumping into the stories.

I think the reason lazy makes everything sound so scary is because he doesn’t sound like he’s trying to scare you, he almost sounds scared himself

@bishop4449

2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp bro

Guys at 14:27 know how to reply to a thread. "Oof size: large"

@LoreleiCatherine

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too 🤣🤣

@eftanfelipe

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

"So close the curtains, turn off the lights" Lazy do you WANT the closet monster to come and kill me?

7:10 "every step you take. Every poop you make. Every single day, every time you strain he'll be watching you. " Bro I'm wheezing 😂😂

That band was Falling in Reverse. The friend he mentioned was probably Ronnie Radke. Dude went to jail for accessory over that death.

@zayngoodnight5518

4 жыл бұрын

he violated his parole and that’s why he went to jail, he didn’t actually have any involvement in the murder

@Aconitum_napellus

4 жыл бұрын

A shit band though.

@missylou725

4 жыл бұрын

@@zayngoodnight5518 I think he was talking about the friend, Radke, not the op.

@DrWarcloud36

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aconitum_napellus I agree, although ronnie isnt that bad. My little brother loves him, hes always forcing his tracks on me. I've def heard worse

@zzzz_josh

4 жыл бұрын

Taragoola yes i thought so!!!!

I knew the Jasoninhell one and when he showed up I just got sad.

@myahl8742

4 жыл бұрын

She’s sick af

My son called me from the living room, asking for help with his homework. As I was trying to reach him, a hand coming from the closet under the stairs grabbed me and pulled me inside. It was my son, hiding. He said: "Mom, I heard that too". This is old, but always gold. I would love to see a video with this kind of short horror stories, whether they are real or fake, old or new. With Lazy Masquerade's ability to tell a story, that would probably be my favourite video 👍

@TheSnyderWeb

2 жыл бұрын

Someone made a short film of that story. It’s a little girl in the story instead of a boy though. I’m sorry I forget what it’s called but I watched it on KZread.

So funny thing about the motel story. I live in Virginia. I was coming back from Michigan back in October. Ended up canceling my hotel reservation because I found out the one I had made a reservation for was a bedbug hive. Opted to drive the whole way in one day. Not the smartest thing I've ever done, but hey I made it. But I get back into VA late that night, and I'm of course having those thoughts of 'maybe I should stop soon, maybe find some roadside motel, it'll be fine.' I pushed through more out of hatred of bedbugs than anything, and I make it home. The route I was coming down? US-250. So yeah, separated by a decade, but I've been in that OPs position on that exact same road. I didn't know it, but I would have driven by the exact spot.

I remember my sister telling me about a few ( almost journal entries? ) on Reddit that we’re posted a good couple years ago. I have no idea what subreddit they were posted on- but the journal entries were from a girl who worked at an asylum. The head of the asylum was this charismatic young man, who everyone loved- but one of the patients said something about him like “He’s not who you think he is” or something like that, and the patient urged her to check the historical records of the asylum. These records were heavily guarded for some reason, so it was extremely difficult to access them. However, the girl managed to find a photo of the founder of the asylum. The man in the photo was the same exact man who was the head of the asylum ( this picture must’ve been 70+ years old ) and the man had the same name, he was identical, so the chances are ( going off of his name, identical appearance, heavily guarded historical records, and what the patient said ) these two men were the same. In the last entry she had ever posted, she said something about thinking they had caught onto her or something and her account was dead after that, no posts or activity. I think about it sometimes and I always get this eerie feeling about it. The details are really fuzzy, because she told this to me about two years ago, and she couldn’t quite remember a lot herself- but I definitely urge you to find these posts if they still exist!

@user-gt4gs5xu6s

2 ай бұрын

1000% fake

god, the phrase "I am dead in the United States" doesnt sit well at all

@wendyhruaitei4248

4 жыл бұрын

@@JD-wk1cd uhh i think they are two different stories

@RueRyuzaki6

4 жыл бұрын

They are two different people

His voice just makes every single story ominous and scary. It sinks you into the story after ever line spoken from him

@camarov8power319

Жыл бұрын

Unlike that MrBallen guy that has over the top dramatic voice acting. The way Lazy does these stories really has a sombre and creepy atmosphere to it.

The motel story was actually narrated by you, Lazy, on another video 4 years ago, featuring Corpse Husband. Was pretty sure I heard this somewhere before, and voila found that video while re-listening to your old videos. Well, at least I get to listen to it again with your updated narration :)

@williamsmith666

3 жыл бұрын

This whole video is based in retreads from either him or other narrators. Easily his worst one.

@msmltvcktl

3 жыл бұрын

*voila, not viola. You can play a viola.

@DocBree13

3 жыл бұрын

Cool! You must be this man’s biggest fan (or at least the one with the best memory)

@MebiManga

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamsmith666 Going through old videos and am back here again. I don't mind if he narrates something other narrators have already, some are really interesting or just that popular. But it just felt weird that he recycled a story narrated previously.

@MebiManga

2 жыл бұрын

@@msmltvcktl Thanks for pointing that out! Edited to fix my error

I legit thought the vid would just be you saying "all of them" then 25 minutes of silence

I was having the worst morning meeting at work then this automatically popped up right when I sat down at my desk. Thank you Lazy

@Nathan-uq6wk

4 жыл бұрын

Was the meeting about how you shouldn’t be watching KZread at work

@zekeszn9072

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nathan-uq6wk breaks exist

@Nathan-uq6wk

4 жыл бұрын

Zeke SZN yeah but the opportunity for a joke was right there for the taking

@tawwria

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Thompson haahahahahahahano

The most terrifying Raycon advertisement I've seen.

Lazy I admire your ability to tell story’s like these and still be able to go night jogging around the harbour with earphones in

God I love this channel, I feel like a kid during story time. Whenever I pop this channel on I put my ear pods in, close my eyes, and visualize the story. This channel and Nuke's r my top 2 favorite YT channels. Thanx Lazy, keep up the amazing work

@adenwillemburg4300

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like both channels have great content but they dont "scare" me enough. My all time favourite is Nexpo, or nightmare expo (full name). He makes me so scared by his voice alone

@evloch4556

3 жыл бұрын

@@adenwillemburg4300 I've never heard of that channel but I'll check them out ty. True the content of the 2 channels don't "scare" me persa but they do creep me out a bit. But they do scare the hell outta my kids, not that I get any joy from that 😈

@adenwillemburg4300

3 жыл бұрын

@@evloch4556 nexpo is really good, the production quality is honestly amazing and i recommend it to everyone because its just amazing content

@evloch4556

3 жыл бұрын

@@adenwillemburg4300 I watched their 2 latest videos earlier and really enjoyed them. Thank you for the recommendation, I'll be binge watching them now lol

@adenwillemburg4300

3 жыл бұрын

@@evloch4556 haha nice, glad you enjoyed it

Sort of a crappy day, feeling like I live between Satan's buttcheeks isn't helping, but this, this fixed everything, thank you mate, much much love 🖤

@lordmuggles15

4 жыл бұрын

Are his shits greasy or dry

@iamV10010

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.. Satan's buttcheeks is the current temperature where I live.

“I like to go jogging at night time” Maaaaaaan, imagine being a dude...

@trask9100

4 жыл бұрын

Dudes get killed or abducted doing that shit all the time bruh, it aint smart regardless of gender. Especially depending on where you live.

@remidogger5472

3 жыл бұрын

I started following jiu jitsu lessons just to be able to go jogging without feeling unsafe all the time, helped me a lot

@suckmybic6197

3 жыл бұрын

@@trask9100 , Yeah and also depending on your skin color.

@thepokemonbiohazard9941

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of dumb ass comment is that lol

@michaelmormando1911

3 жыл бұрын

Suck my Bic are you sure, I feel like kidnappers aren’t worried about your race more about your attractiveness or whatever they’re looking for.

The secret about drowning her sister and saving her had to have created a sense of Munchausen. I wonder if she eventually aquired a taste for killing. I just scared myself a little there.

i never thought id see the day where an earbud ad would give me enough anxiety to wanna buy them but... first time for everything, i guess.

Jogging at night is the best. No sun making you overheat. The perfect breeze. And theres no one around which is my personal favourite thing about it because im introverted

@AngrySecs

3 жыл бұрын

No one around that you know of

The holy trinity of making yourself scared: Lazy masquerade Reignbot Barely sociable

@admiraldazed9993

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Nexpo!

@giosepicchannel4234

3 жыл бұрын

Scaretheater

@6idle4ever49

3 жыл бұрын

chills

@6idle4ever49

3 жыл бұрын

lol

I lived in the same town as Jason and Brandi. My family knows their family. When it happened, to say the whole town of 800 people was shocked is an understatement. We didn't think this kind of thing could happen here. It still doesnt feel real. Their house sat empty for months; they were trying to sell it after the incident and of course, no one wanted to buy it. My uncle (police officer) was one of the first on the scene. He and the other officers were really messed up after that. You really don't know what people are capable of until its too late. Its weird to think about, but in a town where you think you know everyone, or at least it seems like everyone knows you, you really can't know everyone. Bad things happen everywhere. No one is immune

People asking Reddit for relationship advice is deeply disturbing.

@timos5850

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@kristintaylor7317

4 жыл бұрын

I think people asking anonymously are either feeling very alone/isolated, or feel like their SO will hear about it from a friend.

@pulaskishayblock

4 жыл бұрын

, why?🤔🙄

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

4 жыл бұрын

@@pulaskishayblock Are you seriously asking why asking for real life advice from Reddit is a bad idea?

@ShinyShilla

3 жыл бұрын

some people have no friends, or feel like it. Sometimes it's better hearing an harsh and honest anonymous than a sugarcoated friend

I seriously thought that the earbud ad was a "disturbing craigslist ad". I wasn't watching the visuals.

The last one sounds VERY similar to Ronnie Radke’s story of why he went to prison. Honestly 90% of it matches his story

@RenaSunflash

3 жыл бұрын

That's definitely Ronnie Radke's story, down to the age of the person killed and how the fight started. I can't see Ronnie making that post with details that make it so easy to identify him. I wonder what the poster's motivation was? It's weird that they originally were just looking for advice to get money and then made the decision to claim Ronnie's history as their own.

Maybe if some creepy guy is waiting to ambush you at the door then IDK CALL THE POLICE? Either it's a bad fake story or she was legitimately dumb enough to open her back door.

@user-gt4gs5xu6s

2 ай бұрын

It's fake

Jason did the right thing despite the sad outcome, you shouldn't be stuck in a relationship like that with anyone. His wife was a bastard and I hope she never gets out of prison.

"Morbidly intriguing..." That's why we're here!

Idk about the motel one. How did she not know the name of the motel that she stopped at, especially since it was such a scary experience? She drove to it & drove away from it. She couldn't even remember the road? And waiting 3 weeks to call le is pretty funky. Just let who knows how many others, that might happen to come through, get the experience of whatever they were thinking of doing to her. Along with that 2nd guy that she didnt see go into the room, this sounds like that movie I saw about the motel where they had an alternate, hidden entrance into the guest room. Iirc, there was a tunnel involved that went to, I think it was the back room of the motel office, something like that. This story sounds alot like that movie, except in the movie it was a couple instead of a single female & I think that they had some car breakdown on a road trip during non business hours. That was why they were at the motel. But, ha ha, I cant remember the name of the movie > I saw it a number of years ago & I wasnt impressed. But this op's story sounds thin. I guess she could be kind of flighty or absentminded & cavalier about allowing dangerous ppl to continue to go about their evil business uninterrupted. A maybe she just happens to have friends strategically spread across the country on the way to the reunion, to stay with...very convenient. I could ride with that except there are too many things off here. At best, she sucks for not telling le about them to keep someone else from falling victim to whatever they were planning.

@yoshita4140

3 жыл бұрын

are you talking about vacancy? the movie?

@user-gt4gs5xu6s

2 ай бұрын

Yeah it's fake, pretty obvious

Congratulations on 1M!!! I totally missed it. Keep up the great work! Love your content!

The most disturbing of them all is “I add the milk first, Then the cereal”

@Daelyah

4 жыл бұрын

It's scarier when they just eat the cereal dry... Can't trust people like that.

@barbyriffle3392

4 жыл бұрын

😄

@mubblemubble

4 жыл бұрын

I microwave the milk then add one spoon of cereal at a time because I like them crunchy 😈

@spaceace9103

4 жыл бұрын

@@mubblemubble If you ever went to Bikini Bottom you'd get immediate access to the Salty Spitoon

@sweetnightingale85

4 жыл бұрын

You monster 😂😂

Hey, honeslty perfect timing, I needed a new video. Keep them up, always great!

I love how he can make earbuds sound spooky. Makes me want them more. 😄

I'm hooked on your content Lazy! Great videos. Been watching your old content and the recent ones too. Really love the way you create these videos. Just wanted to send some positive vibes your way :)

Actual video starts at 2:15 for those who'd like to skip the ad ;) Mysterious/disturbing things from the internet are my favourite, thumbs up for a great video, as always! Keep 'em coming, Lazy 🖤

@horrorfan5157

2 жыл бұрын

Ads are boring. I always skip them too. 🤷🏻

@visassess8607

Жыл бұрын

@@PostTenebrasLux Oh shut up. Ads on KZread is not the only way Lazy makes money, far from it. A couple of people skipping them makes absolutely no difference when he sells merch and has a Patreon. It's selfish and counterproductive for him to explicitly say so many of these stories are true when they either aren't true or he did "research" on Reddit and got all the information wrong. This video is him literally taking the content of other people, narrating it and profiting off it but I don't see you complain about that.

The 2nd story was covered by Lazy a couple of years ago, but it is nice to hear a fresh telling of it. Still gives me the chills 😖

Masquerade: Today's video's sponser is- Me: **skipping intensifies**

@ratasslordofyoink4542

3 жыл бұрын

> > > 10 seconds

I've heard about the first one, nexpo does an entire video on it, my heart broke for Jason, losing his kids like that, is gut-wrenching and heartbreaking, I hope his ex wife rots in hell for what she did when she dies.

"I spied a cockroach" -- yeah, definetely one of the scariest reddit posts..

the bangarang one sounds like the ronnie radke story, who’s is very much alive and very successful right now

@HippoBean

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but bangarang said his friend was the dude in the band, not him. Did any of Ronnie's friends/ex-friends disappear around the same time as the post?

@sarahwilson2497

4 жыл бұрын

@@HippoBean nope, post was from 2015, not 2006-2008. Max Green told this story in an interview a few years back, apparently he was the friend that Ronnie was defending. I wouldn't be surprised if someone based the post off of what happened with Ronnie and Max though

@HippoBean

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahwilson2497 Ah in that case the post is almost 100% fake then. If they already told the story publicly there's no reason to tell it anonymously again.

@regularman6328

3 жыл бұрын

If the story was true his best bet is faking his death, and moving to North Africa or the Australian outback. It’s fairly easy to get an altered passport, and new Identification documents. The reason for moving to those specific locations is gps coordinates are often inaccurate in deserts. Especially in Australia due to its odd location on the globe.

Even the wireless earbud sponsor is creepy 😭😭😭 good job Lazy!!!

New watcher! Love the solved and all your stories so far brilliant! Thank you!