The first 100 people to go to www.blinkist.com/lazymasquerade are going to get unlimited access for 1 week to try it out. You'll also get 25% off if you want the full membership.

@EricPudalov

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making my Saturday 100% better, Lazy!!

@Saint_Dan132

2 жыл бұрын

Great job lazy, it's ironic how scary or sad stories can cause so much joy! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤓

@davidalfaro1429

2 жыл бұрын

Lazy masquerade can you please do a story about spain mysteries or central America stories Juan pedro Martinez gomez, David Guerrero gurvea, or maria veron story.

@YoungRiaz

2 жыл бұрын

Very good video

@offlinegirl5956

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, can you do a collab with magnetar? He's a brand new channel and he's super high quality already. He does sci-fi space horror stories id really recommend you check out and give him a shout out and boost if you can. Just a thought!

“We live in a pretty safe neighborhood, so I left the backdoor open,” Yup, here we go again… You can never be too safe peeps.

@paulflores9137

2 жыл бұрын

⬆️ 😂 yeah you are 💯, you would think that people would understand this already

@BoopBobBeep

2 жыл бұрын

*Safe

@user-gy6wq9ou1y

2 жыл бұрын

@@BoopBobBeep thx for the correction

@JonDoe-uq1mk

2 жыл бұрын

Did you give your cat a nose ring? That's messed up, man.

@user-gy6wq9ou1y

2 жыл бұрын

@@JonDoe-uq1mk Nah it’s just a pic I found, it’s not my cat.

This feels like a trip back in time, to when this channel had more spooky stories than cases. I like both though :)

@LPSAnimalAC

2 жыл бұрын

A good mix sounds best to me

@uhhhyea6313

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely both are really great

@tesseract5569

2 жыл бұрын

I like the cases because they actually happened

@RubyDerriere1

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same! So nice and nostalgic

@MrAvocadoMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@tesseract5569 Well these stories are allegedly true too. Sure, some are fake but shit happens for real so im sure many are real.

I’ve missed the stories! He’s such a great narrator.

@rustyshackleford2808

2 жыл бұрын

Nah that dude isn’t a great storyteller and his voice is not as pleasant. Lazy should just do lazy

@flexmedia8576

2 жыл бұрын

The best!

@JohnSmith-nj9qo

2 жыл бұрын

Same. I'm glad he's finally going back to his roots.

@tinasjostrand2677

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, missed them so much. I need them to sleep 🙂

@FortheluvofGod

2 жыл бұрын

He’s the best.

FUCK YESSSS. Damn we even get an old fashioned video. Lazy’s going hard this year for sure

@AlexNHitDogs

2 жыл бұрын

Big time !

@Ratonu29

2 жыл бұрын

are u high lol?

@pizza-ve1vo

Күн бұрын

Harder daddy

I love how the second story starts with "I was over my boyfriend's house on a typical Friday and I ordered a pizza." But ends with "I finally called the cops but didn't know the address."

@lorenapilipovic5261

Жыл бұрын

I go to my friends' houses all the tme but don't know their adresses :')

@TWisM009

Жыл бұрын

@@lorenapilipovic5261 The point being if she ordered the pizza where did she get it delivered to if she didn't know the address.

@lorenapilipovic5261

Жыл бұрын

@@TWisM009 Ah yes, you're right. I totally missed that.😂

@TWisM009

Жыл бұрын

@@lorenapilipovic5261 Im calling bullshit on that story... 😂

@OkamiSamaa

Жыл бұрын

@@lorenapilipovic5261 being super pendantic it's possible she used his account

I like how Lazy can just tell stories without loud noises or jumpscares or horrifying images. Thank you.

@lucascaruso7275

2 жыл бұрын

idk man, that thumbnail hella spooky tho.

@glauvie

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the images aren’t all pleasant…

@OGCatDJM

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@ne9835

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucascaruso7275 YUP!!! 🤣🤣

@Equal_Dust4934

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t diss mr.nightmare like that lol

I love how the one story was literally 3 sentences and that's it Weirdly was my favorite just because of how easily it can be missed Short, sweet, to the point and still unsettling

@mbr0916

Жыл бұрын

Ironically it’s called “Warning Sign” 🫣

Another great video! People, there's no such thing as a safe neighborhood. Please don't ever leave your doors unlocked.

@finnicvoice4974

Жыл бұрын

Yeah true. I live in Finland, and the whole country is considered a safe place to live in, no matter the town. But everyone still locks their doors here nonetheless.

Just when I was hoping for a good story video to fall asleep to. Thanks!

@kennethdavis5129

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@We_Are_All_Vultures

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know who most of these YT verified people are...

@rebeccabullock4477

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! 🤗

@mariorenexd

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@DianaDeVries

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

I love that you brought an episode of stories back! Just like old times

The thing I hate about lazy is that I already heard all his stories 😭 I sometimes miss when I first discovered the channel and I had like 100hrs of scary stories

@TheTwinFiles

2 жыл бұрын

My channel does similiar videos though it does lean more towards true crime. You might find something interesting to look at while we both wait for another Lazy video.

@DYLANJJK94

2 жыл бұрын

Nice ch Twin.

@30apexsys7

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! I'm on the verge of listening to all of his stories 🥲

@aandjay

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTwinFiles subbed

@aandjay

2 жыл бұрын

Oh this is a repeat

I miss these kind of videos so much! So glad you decided to post them again :)

@Mike--Oxmall

2 жыл бұрын

Yes couldnt stand looking at a close up of his face all video again, he tried copying other KZreadrs who do that but I cant stand them either.

@alter6243

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mike--Oxmall if it didn't show up that often I wouldn't mind it.

@kristinawilde5931

2 жыл бұрын

I love Lazy but I really like the masque too

@bekkismith5643

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mike--Oxmall I agree

Sound Fiction's voice sounds like Ray Liotta's voice while narrating Goodfellas. I instantly heard “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster” as soon as Convenience Store started.

The Philippines story is how I like my short stories...10 seconds long and no time wasted

@no_peace

2 жыл бұрын

I don't mind if they're long but i hate when they talk for 3 minutes about nonsense no one cares about

@Sienrel

2 жыл бұрын

[snatcher ako, wag tularan] - warning sign

@AngelinaParker

2 жыл бұрын

Truly, LAZY stories eh

@ohkurwa5187

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngelinaParker your pic is scary.

@Lenn869

2 жыл бұрын

also fake and shitty

I can’t believe I’ve been watching this channel for 6 years… this video felt like a blast from the past!

I had an experience similar to the camping story once. I had just moved into a city and still had plates from the state I used to live in on my car. I was driving around at night and somehow got lost, so I turned down this street in order to turn around. Not even a minute after I'd done so, this group of 4-5 guys surrounded my car and said "Get out of here, or we'll kill you!!" and things like that. Believe me, I didn't wait around to find out if they were serious. They even chased after my car as I sped away from the street. I think that I escaped with my life that night.

@pavanmulani9567

2 жыл бұрын

Wow can I use that story and write a story about that

@EricPudalov

2 жыл бұрын

@@pavanmulani9567 Sure, go ahead!

@schlass265

2 жыл бұрын

Here in France you can get your car destroyed/at least graffitied in certain parts of the country if you have a license plate from Paris. (around biarritz (south west) and corsica). It just something that happens. The husband of one of my teacher is from one of these regions, and despite living in Paris suburbs, has a license plate from were he was born. These regions have a history of wanting to be independant, and in the late 90/early 2000s things were really bad.

@suzetamakna

2 жыл бұрын

@@schlass265 Y'a des endroits où il vaut mieux ne pas mettre les pieds, c'est clair

@no_peace

2 жыл бұрын

@@schlass265 I'm glad we don't have specific regional plates like that here. That's how people in some rural or smaller town areas here would react to people from the biggest city. Although sometimes it's easy to tell when people are from the city anyway lol

Man Lazy, it’s good to hear you going back to the true scary stories!! Just like the good ole days. Lol

@goochmcduck4285

2 жыл бұрын

I know!! I literally live for these.

The pie story starts out so wholesome. Just hearing something along the lines of "My wife works long shifts so I decided to surprise her with my new baking skills I had been working on" is too cute It warmed my heart... then I remembered what channel this is Love everything you do, Lazy

Hey Lazy, I know you have absolutely no idea who I am but I've been watching your videos ever since my freshman year of high-school. Home life wasn't the greatest, but my girlfriend and I would lay in bed and listen to your narrations whenever we got to see each other. You, Be Busta, Mr. Nightmare, and CORPSE made life a little better back then, and I am forever grateful. I'm 23 now, and am currently grinding on some OSRS while listening to this spooky new video. Thanks for the upload man, please don't ever stop. Much love from Michigan!

@Lyricgrr

2 жыл бұрын

same here. i miss when corpse did narrations. i haven't checked a in a bit tho. mr. nightmare is awsome too tho.

@MandenTV

2 жыл бұрын

Where’s the girlfriend?

@ImAustinTopham

2 жыл бұрын

@@MandenTV She cheated.

@MandenTV

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImAustinTopham They ain’t shit, bro.

@OriginalDonutposse

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImAustinTopham sorry she had to go like that. At least you still have KZread horror narrators. RIP Corpse Husband narrations.

This was the strangest feeling of nostalgia I’ve ever gotten

Storytime with Lazy is always a good time. He really sets the scene.

@himikoichikawa6893

2 жыл бұрын

I had just mentioned this to my mother that I saw his nee upload notification I just didn't get a chance to hear it till now

@RollerCodsterWFEW

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he does

I read a similar story to "The Rage" once: basically, there's a married couple and the husband is a totally nice guy, never lays a finger on his wife...and then one day they get into a fight over something insignificant and the dude just snaps and attacks her. She described his eyes as dead and cold. He didn't hurt her too badly or himself--I think he may have pushed her against a wall and choked her? In any case, the next day it's like it never happened. Sometimes people just snap...

@pumpkinmaryam5500

2 жыл бұрын

well if the theory about the steroids is true maybe that guy was also on steroids, whether for the same reason, or they were taking them for a health related issue, etc

@jennystout8600

2 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinmaryam5500 Definitely possible! Various medications (or recreational drugs/alcohol) can make people act aggressively.

@zakazany1945

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes people just have enough and see that mere words won't do anything

@Nick-zp8wk

Жыл бұрын

"The Rage" was so fake and horribly written.

@bentonrp

5 ай бұрын

@Nick-zp8wk You can tell because she "orders a pizza at her boyfriend's house, just like any typical Friday night," but at the end, she "doesn't know her boyfriend's address that she's staying at."

This is just like OG Lazy videos and it's perfect for my workday. I'm so pumped

Wait, she ordered a pizza to her boyfriend's apartment...but later she doesn't know the address?

@SHEIFFY

2 жыл бұрын

That had me so confused. Someone didnt proofread their made up stories lmao

@Kush4u2

2 жыл бұрын

Good catch lol 😆

@jeffgoyette3580

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing I can think is that she called from his phone and the pizza place had his address on file and caller ID picked it up. Even then, though, how long had she been dating this guy and lived with him and had no idea what the address was? Definitely removes a lot of credibility from the story.

@williamslaughter9650

Жыл бұрын

It’s because none of these stories are true

@LadyAmdis

4 ай бұрын

Probably she was so hopped up on adrenaline that she couldn't think straight.

First story I was totally expecting him to say “Do you know how to get Bells Canyon?”

@tammy_vip

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss!!! 🤣🤣🤣 me too.

@meltedcheese1091

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@beelzebub2160

Жыл бұрын

Mr Ballens most famous story

I love listening to these stories. You have a fantastic narrator's voice. Really draws you into the story.

My day is complete now. Whenever Lazy uploads a video it’s like an evil Christmas present. My little black heart flutters about now

Story one: "and there was a storm approaching" Don't mind Vergil, he's just in pursuit of more power.

@caveformations1337

2 жыл бұрын

"DESCENDING INTO THE NIIIIII-GHT!!!!"

@Crazy_2100

2 жыл бұрын

*Savior* ! *Bloodstain* ! *Hellfire* ! *Shadow* ! *Heaven* *on* *a* *landslide* !

Darwin award nominees always start with "We live in a safe neighborhood".

@watsamyukadoraisix6240

2 жыл бұрын

IKR, they act like criminals can't simply walk to another neighborhood or something.

@edi9892

2 жыл бұрын

@@watsamyukadoraisix6240 I hate this sense of entitlement. People can see something and still refuse to believe it as if bad things happened only in the third world... Sure, we live in relative safety, but that didn't stop a classmate from trying to kill me, nor did it stop others from doing bad things to other people.

@nerdyarlequinz

2 жыл бұрын

bUt Im RiCh

@candycabngfl

2 жыл бұрын

@@edi9892 Its easy to dismiss reality when you have never had any real world experience. Most of these people have probably never been punched in the face and have no idea how quickly they can become a statistic. Its not really surprising since no one seems to be interested in teaching our kids how the world actually functions and all the cold realities that come along with it. Removing all forms of adversity is the biggest mistake we could ever make for any growing child.

@edi9892

2 жыл бұрын

@@candycabngfl Agreed. I didn't have an easy life, had a dysfunctional family, got bullied in school... I was also best in class in various subjects, until an even younger kid came in by skipping a year. He was a true genius and he finished even before us. So, he started to study at maybe 16 and took on two subjects at once. However, school and university are quite different and for the first time in his life, he failed an exam. How did he respond? He climbed a tower and jumped! Now, I could act tough since I never tried anything the like, despite all my hardships, but my hardships pale by comparison with what my grandparents went through. I frankly fear that I wouldn't have been tough enough to survive that S-show they managed to survive (poverty and lawlessness of the interwar years, and obviously WWII and then being displaced and having to start from scratch again).

DAMN. every single story was bone-chilling.

@naturallight9738

2 жыл бұрын

the phillipines one was brutal, imagine losing yo life over stealing a phone 😭

I love the rationale in the 3rd story Maybe my wife has had a busy night Maybe she doesn't want to talk Maybe she didn't want a plate Maybe she just wants pie in the dark Maybe she just went upstairs with the knife in the dark All chill 😂

@dressyrbrunte100

2 жыл бұрын

if his wife is tired and just wants pie in the dark with no talking, she gets it 😂

@juliecampbell7

Жыл бұрын

Is that not typical for a Tuesday night? 😂

@oduinn7948

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she put the knife in my lung because she thought they were filling up with fluid. I love her.

@Flowaddictedable

Жыл бұрын

"Look if she wants to sit in the dark, after a busy night without talking, upstairs with a knife and some pie without a damn plate, I'm not going to ruin it for her! I'm a supportive husband."

Perfect timing. Nothing like getting a pedicure while true horror is echoing in my ear.

@privateinvestigator8607

2 жыл бұрын

The sound of your manicurist telling you that they just ran out of your favorite color lol.

@user-km8oh1ll5t

2 жыл бұрын

Mine*

@jennifercarr9111

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a great Saturday for you 😊

@kristinawilde5931

2 жыл бұрын

Pedicure? Is that something to do with feet? Yuk 🥰

@jennifercarr9111

2 жыл бұрын

@@kristinawilde5931 LOL yes 😆

I went on the Dragon's Tail water slide at white water Atlanta which was similar to the German water slide except no rafts. I went airborne on the first drop and landed right on the 2nd one and felt like I had snapped my back in half. Caused my vision to go out in a white flash and my legs to go numb for a bit and I was really scared I had been hurt badly. Fortunately I was just bruised up from it. Makes no sense to have a ride that you can fly off of even if it's just a brief moment. Same slide had a nail or screw pop through the slide material and it damn near flayed some poor girl.

@no_peace

2 жыл бұрын

That's awful

@SamTheGumMan117

2 жыл бұрын

For fucks sake and I can relate to rides that give you a jump without warning like I could've been dropped 50 ft off the side of the slide one time at this waterpark in South Carolina

@chrisvela4860

2 жыл бұрын

That's f****ing nuts. The nail incident seems disturbing if it did happen

@chadcuckproducer1037

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisvela4860 the 80s were different time

Lazy, I have my bell on for you and get notifications and it's great! But thumbnails like that make looking at my phone's notifications feed terrifying. 😭

How does it feel getting back to your roots?? I didn’t realize this wasn’t one of your 205-2016 videos right away, it’s good to hear this stuff again

Why would everyone just let the paralyzed guy stare at the sun for an hour and not put a hat or shirt over his eyes?

@henrysarson7417

2 жыл бұрын

Because all these storys are fake

@tekbarrier

2 жыл бұрын

If the story is real, it's probably because they didn't think about that until it was too late. How often does something like that come up in somebody's life?

@Anita-k

2 жыл бұрын

Smh, this one was infuriating! (If it's true).

@preexisting154

2 жыл бұрын

Damn.. yeah, I’d imagine not thinking to simply cover his eyes but I’d definitely get his body shaded. Sounds agonizing

@hasenpfefferoni

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Chad. That’s what I’m sayin’.

“I’m not backpacking without a gun anymore.” Why would you in the first place? lul

@misakiumeki1620

2 жыл бұрын

because they’re a gentle soul that would rather feed a bear than kill one

@edi9892

2 жыл бұрын

@Luna Tenebra I can't even carry a decent-sized knife without breaking laws...

@edi9892

2 жыл бұрын

@Luna Tenebra I mean a blade long enough to have some chopping capacity. Don't ask me for the exact law. It was about Germany, but I no longer live there. I've experience with Switzerland and Austria. The laws are quite different, but still absurd...

@lets-getbrandon4192

2 жыл бұрын

@@misakiumeki1620 yeah, if want to become bear shit then don’t carry a gun. I totally see your point.

@TheSilverwing999

2 жыл бұрын

I meeean, most countries DONT allow everyone to carry a gun. And I think that's a great thing personally. People are insane

Watching lazy, eating noodles, call that CREEPY PASTA

@privateinvestigator8607

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine your noodles were worms crawl by around when you looked down? Now that would be some real creepy pasta.

@privateinvestigator8607

2 жыл бұрын

@Vishakha I have some nice protein for you 😉

The Water Slide story sounds terrifying. But I had read up about the incident of Caleb Schwab. Truly horrific and tragic especially for the family who lost their son.

@lets-getbrandon4192

2 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing the woman park representative giving a statement to local news the day after the incident. She wouldn’t say exactly how Caleb died but she looked like she was going to throw up.

@xxshinanaevangelianxx

2 жыл бұрын

@Clarice Morgan How can a family who tragically lost their son be fine the next year? You don't just recover from that when you think of the trauma.

Someone is going to tell a story about a guy who approaches their camp and turned out to be a murderer and they never even mention his name?

@lindsay8584

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly! I can't help but think that there's a family out there searching for their missing relative with no clue where to look. I just hope that the people involved in this story brought it up to the police again so that another victim can be found and laid to rest.

@coffee9665

2 жыл бұрын

That's because 99% of these stories are fake. Still interesting to listen to, tho.

@elizabongwater

2 жыл бұрын

No, the title says true stories so they're all true.

@toastedsquid

2 жыл бұрын

probably to prevent a redditor from tracking the original poster

Counting down the days to Halloween while marathoning Lazy Masquerade videos❤️🎃

I commend your guest speaker slash story teller. His voice has a friendly way about it so I subscribed to his channel. I hope this video increases his viewer count and in turn makes him some money eventually. Thanks for the entertainment and take care!

"It was a safe neighborhood".. Until it wasn't, and You had to learn it the hard way.. never leave Your doors unlocked! If the guy hadn't been hungry for pie, he could have done anything.. Stay safe and hydrated, friends! ✌🏻🖤

A 30 min video from my fav horror narrator just before bed time ...Thank you so much Lazy

Dang, that water park is in my city. And the story of the boy dying on that slide was a shock to everyone. I moved abroad a couple years ago, but last I knew that slide was still up even thought that tragedy happened around 4 years ago.

@HPSmugscraft

2 жыл бұрын

They tore it down, and the park has closed.

Just after the first story (listening, not watching) “I’m not backpacking without a gun anymore...I was dating this guy about 2 months” Me: “WHY YOU DATE HIM?!....Oh...new story...”

Your narration vids are what originally got me into this part of KZread: the part that's now expanded to include true crime, mysteries, ARGs, creepy internet stories, etc - I was feeling nostalgic just this morning when I saw this vid! I love listening with my morning coffee

Lazy this is the old content that I miss soooo dearly!!!! Please make more videos like this. No fancy stock footage, just me, a spooky picture and lazy’s voice.

@MattPuxty

Жыл бұрын

That stock footage can be so annoying. Especially the one of the 2 'detectives' posing for the camera

The octopus one is particularly scary to me. The idea of being completely aware and suffering but completely unable to move or even communicate. You're just trapped inside your own body, silently screaming. It's an existentialist sort of dread.

Can confirm that story from the Philippines. Happens quite frequently. Not just for cellphone thieves. Sometimes they put signs like "Adik ako wag tularan" (I'm an addict, don't be like me.) Or "Pusher ako wag tularan" (I'm a drug pusher, don't be like me). Crazy part is some or most of them aren't. They're killed by vigilantes or cops even before giving the opportunity to defend themselves. It's a short story, but it's scary cause it can happen to anyone here.

@londongreen8449

2 жыл бұрын

What why would you be killed just for being an addict

@martijnalblas1761

2 жыл бұрын

@@londongreen8449 for the sake of sending a message

@londongreen8449

2 жыл бұрын

@@martijnalblas1761 why can’t they just mind their own business if someone wants to use drugs?

@MandenTV

2 жыл бұрын

Good

@MandenTV

2 жыл бұрын

@@londongreen8449 Because the Philippines is suffering a drug and crime crisis

Another quality post, as per usual.

I never understood the concept of keeping your door unlocked even in a seemingly safe neighborhood. The Slice of Pie story is a perfect example of what could potentially happen

Another Lazy video just when I'm in the horror spirit, perfect.

Thanks for being back the classics! Love the cases and stuff but these are why I started following you all those years ago.

Was so excited to get this notification! You’re my favorite scary story narrator. :)

Hell yes, I love these kind of stories! Brings back memories of past Halloweens when I'd binge all of Lazy's videos

With the first story, I've always camped close to home/where I grew up here in Arkansas - though these places would probably freak you out if you weren't from around here. We had plenty of like weird, meth hillbillies just come walking out of the woods but we just usually offered them some booze and everything ended up well. And, being close to home, I or my family would usually know said "lurkers"... Like, "Oh, that's ol Billy Joe's nephew" or something lol. I've heard people talk about camping/partying in the woods and running into at least one murderer who'd escaped prison just hiding out in the nearby woods in a cave. But I'm sure more often than not, we scared anybody hiding in the woods more than they could have possibly scared us - we would be shooting guns, running chainsaws, etc and we'd be so messed up, we probably looked like Germanic pagans or something dancing around the fire and screaming and yelling - we'd get so crazy and drunk that I've seen - on more than one occasion - someone eating live snakes and fish. One guy was walking through the woods with a cottonmouth in one hand and a flaming torch in the other hand and his own brother shot him in the arm with a 12 gauge - it was just birdshot so we just kept drinking and partying. Getting a group of rednecks together with a group of metalheads always turns out eventful. I was more of a wallflower but it was entertaining. I've also camped quite a bit in Colorado too but it was usually the bears and big cats that caused me to sleep with one eye open there. Any nearby humans were usually pothead hippies or families.

@jmoney7289

2 жыл бұрын

Dudeee you're fuckin awesome

@hasenpfefferoni

2 жыл бұрын

Arkansas, or at least the area of the State you’re referring to specifically, sounds like an interesting place. Hell yeah.

@rabbitraisin

2 жыл бұрын

You sound like my kind of people 😄

@fourfurrypotatoes

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Arkansas 👍

@Blalack77

2 жыл бұрын

@@fourfurrypotatoes Lol. You more than likely know this to be true then - about shady camping sites, weird people in the woods, etc.

love your voice dude, you my fav horror narrator

My heart is pounding after "The Water Slide" .... Geez, I can't imagine how it must feel when he thinks/talks about that. Thank god every day kid.

Warning Signs, Blue Ring Octopus, and Follower have less than three minutes of content between them yet made for the most interesting stories of the lot. Would love a video with a bunch of bite size narratives.

@xXDimistreoXx

2 жыл бұрын

Man dies.

@JeromeDoyle

2 жыл бұрын

@@xXDimistreoXx masterpiece *chefs kiss*

Just what I needed after waking up feeling sick! Thanks Lazy!

@rain3339

2 жыл бұрын

hope you feel better soon!! :)

@GillianCranston

2 жыл бұрын

Get better soon 8)

@PlayMouseTV

2 жыл бұрын

bless you 😊

Nothing like getting an ad for body building supplements after the story about roid rage lol

Love that the crazy guy bothered to stop and slam some pie before killing.

Lazy is the best storyteller I've ever heard. I hope he continues to make more of these amazing and rewatchable vids.

Just gonna throw this out there, because homeboy wanted a slice of pie, on that one simple urge saved his life.

@ledarbyromeo9667

2 жыл бұрын

Homeboy is a reckless man. A wild man. He doesn't have exact tabs on the dude that stalked his wife & broke into his house holding a knife, AND approached him??? Fuck off with these fake stories.

You have now idea how happy this has made me, the nostalgia from a few years back when there was little to worry about and good bedtime stories. Thank you man

Yay! I’ve been watching you for 6 years starting back during my freshman year of college. I’ve missed your good old scary stories.

Missed these type of videos even though I watch them all, Happy Halloween Lazy!

The christmas party one reminds me of a story a friend told me. He had gotten drunk parked his car in the garage he owned years before and walked to his new house. I just pickture some drunk guy going in the wrong house kissing the wrong wife and having a snak then realizing it was the wrong house.

I love this strange, dark and mysterious delivered in stories format.

Didn't know I missed scary stories so much. Thanks for bringing them up!

Thank you, Lazy! Just in time before bedtime.

You know it's going to be hell-uva scary great day when Lazy Masquerade comes out to play!💯🔥👏

You have always had such an amazing voice, and I’m so happy to have seen your channel grow

I hadn't realized just how much I missed lazy reading spooky stories. great video to start my day with!🥰

Was good to have just stories like this back! I do love the mysteries etc but I do miss these type of videos!

I was wondering when Lazy would post again. Happy October everyone!

Been s while since we’ve had some classic stories! Thank you!

I really needed this. I’ve been having a rough time but you always post when I really need you to. ❤️

these bring back so many good memories thanks for making my teen hood lazy ❤️😄

“We live in a pretty safe neighborhood” minutes before disaster

Love that you’re putting out content more! You’re one of the few I have the notification bell on for!

Thanks for the throwback, Lazy! Always the great narrator.

Can’t wait to watch this one

Lazy I missed your original story videos :) The mystery ones are still pretty good

You genuinely do a wonderful job Lazy. Happy for you bro. Keep it up.

Miss having videos like this. Love the spooky stories thanks so much for the upload

We saw a crazy eyed wild man covered in blood but i thought he was probably just a moonshiner.....really guy?

@ledarbyromeo9667

2 жыл бұрын

"I ran into a serial killer while hiking" trope that these creative writing redditors just can't get enough of.

I do much prefer the real life case story’s, names and pictures really give the story some substance, regardless I’m always going to watch a new lazy upload! Much love from down under!

@preexisting154

2 жыл бұрын

I enjoy the ambiance that he creates with these videos the best but they’re both good, for sure!

@tommydizzle2807

2 жыл бұрын

@@preexisting154 I’ll always be a true crime guy. Theses story’s sound far to fictional to me and it just doesn’t scratch the itch.

@ledarbyromeo9667

2 жыл бұрын

He's been catering to you true crime loons for several months now. Let us nosleep weirdos enjoy a night of bs stories. Lol

@tommydizzle2807

2 жыл бұрын

@@ledarbyromeo9667 I guess these story’s are just to wordy for me, I hate how all of them go into painstaking detail about nonsense. Reminds me of how I wrote in school. Lmao

I love when lazy uploads true scary stories!

Great workout, Papa Lazy giving a video, great people. My weekend is starting out great!!!!

Probably shouldn't be watching this at 3am, that's the evil time

Love the 'true' stories, but the one about the crazed, pie-stealing madman, hiding in a pitch black dining room, holding a blade far too cumbersome for taking a slice of warm, probably drippy, apple pie easily from it's pan, to be a bit of a stretch. Ha

@ledarbyromeo9667

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad that story is getting crapped on all over these comments. It's so poorly written and just so fake & dumb.

@steve5926

2 жыл бұрын

It’s true… I was there. Been out for 2 years now

@WildWinterberry

2 жыл бұрын

Yes your wife comes home and doesn't say anything and you're going to finish your show before you get up to check on her. Ok then

Love you lazy, you've gotten so freaking popular!!!!

Yay I'm so excited to watch, thank you!

“My mom always told us her dead twin sister follows her” oh shit ok

Greetings from Iceland, just your favorite Icelander strolling by. Great job as always

@kelseyhopkins6620

2 жыл бұрын

Hæjó, gaman að rekast á annan Klakabúa hérna!

@andrihenrysson

2 жыл бұрын

@@kelseyhopkins6620 haha, já. Hélt að ég væri eini Íslendingurinn sem hlustar/horfir á video-inn hjá honum

Love the story mix with you and your bud! Great combo you two!

You knocked this one out of the park! Great show!!