step 5 Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet. Gen Mattis

Step 5: No skivvy shirt, ever.

First two made this seem like a joke then the third one was actual advice, and then the fourth one was half advice half joke... I'm so confused.

@flyinbrianvids

7 жыл бұрын

4th one is no joke, keep your dust cover closed or gunny will make an example of you.

@pauld4355

7 жыл бұрын

aye

@chrishaugh1655

6 жыл бұрын

RIP GUNNY.

@SPENCER1SHOT

Жыл бұрын

Me too honestly

@bluesky-ud9wg

3 ай бұрын

His point is cleanliness of everything meaning your gear is the message. Haircuts- look professional always, be in shape, durable, etc. All of these are messages

Outstanding. No jokes. If you can't do simple tasks without stress, you can't do the harder things when stressed. If you don't look the part, you won't act the part. Individuals get killed in battle... they also are not team players. And, if your tools don't work - you are dead. That's the message.

@bzman431

2 жыл бұрын

TRUTH

My name is Ret Sgt Sergio H. Lara: I first met Gen Paxton, when he was my Captain in Co L, 3rd Bn, 5th Marine, Cp Pend, Calif. On behalf of all the Marines from that Company, and all the Marines we left in South Korea, wish you the very best retirement. Semper Fi, and God bless.

@randyroe

6 жыл бұрын

I was 3/5 L TS '84 also!! Completely concur, and frankly, he was easily the top 3 best leaders I ever had - Doc Roe...

You can't win wars with a dirty microwave... Well, to be fair, he's not wrong. Imagine being dropped into a battlefield, and the only gear you had with you was a spaghetti sauce-stained microwave.

@kristiesmith9928

2 жыл бұрын

Lol sir xo

@miloradowicz

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm, somehow I doubt the combat efficiency of a clean microwave is in any way superior to that of a dirty one. Unless, of course, it's so caked in grease that it slips out of your hands.

@PECOSO0

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO🤣

@Velocity556_

Жыл бұрын

Actually depending on the Marines throwing ability I’ve seen a dirty microwave get blasted at mock speed through the bricks. I’d say that’s pretty effective.

@ricraftz76

11 ай бұрын

​@@Velocity556_"anything becomes a weapon if thrown hard enough" -unknown

High and Tight?! Sir you can't be serious?!

@ricks.1609

2 жыл бұрын

In hand to hand combat, having little to no hair gives the enemy one less thing to grab on to. That’s the reason for high and tight

@bzman431

2 жыл бұрын

YES INDEED ONLY ONE

@JohnDoe-ov3kz

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricks.1609 Yeah, but not everyone in the Corps goes to war. There are other jobs as well.

Here: -lead by example -improve yourself everyday -always do the right thing -look out for others

You forgot high first class PFT/CFT score, be PME complete, and complete your annual training on Marine Net.

@brucemulvey9948

3 жыл бұрын

That goes without saying.

@coult45usmc

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucemulvey9948 You would think so. But, Marines are always amazed when they get passed for promotion.

@drusanchez3287

3 жыл бұрын

The enemy doesn’t care how many pull-ups you can do

I Praise God and thank President Trump for bringing Gen. James Mattis in to defend us. I now sleep sound, very sound.

Loud and clear, sir!! Thanks for the orders, happy retirement, thank you for all of your long career, and Semper Fidelis...Aeternum...

"All war is a racket" Major General Smedley Butler U.S.M.C.

Thank you General, Very cool!

🎉🎈🎉Congratulations to Gen Michael Langley, the first black 4 Star General in Marine history! I can only imagine what all he had to endure and what it cost him. Bless him. 💝

I'm 65 and still keep it high and tight. Of course, most of it fell out or faded 20 years ago anyway.

I Praise God for bringing Gen. James Mattis in to defend us. I now sleep sound,very sound.

Thanks for all.you make us get Ina great shape.

Awesome.............................................................................................................................. Thanks for the video & Thumbs Up :D

Step 5, Core Values: Determination, Respect, Loyalty, and Professionalism. *Semper Fi!*

@keepthefaith9805

2 жыл бұрын

Respect is very important

Excellent presentation!

You can't win wars with a dirty microwave

SEMPER FIDELIS YUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

His words are great advice for any wonderful life. I drive old ICE vehicles. Change my oil every 7,500 and rotate the tires. EZ PZ.

Semper Fi!!!

PAX THE GODDESS OF PEACE

_Rules to live by!_You can't win wars with a *dirty microwave!*

Excellent Post, Sir! 😚

That dude has probably never even seen combat

Reminds me of another great Marine Corps speech: "Whose side are you on, son?" "Our side, sir!" "Don't you love your country?" "Yes, sir!" "Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?"

@jesseroberts1041

11 ай бұрын

The nazi’s loved their country. That’s all it takes for simple minded killers lol, “Yeah OuR CoUntRy!”

@victorgarcia4145

8 ай бұрын

Private Joker

Sounds exactly like some shit an officer would say, I swear the closer they get to the pentagon, the farther they get from reality...

Is this a joke? Field day and haircuts?

@xxuncexx

7 жыл бұрын

Not really

@SteveJobbed

7 жыл бұрын

If you don't have a high and tight then you're a piece of shit not belonging on the face of this earth, in the Marine Corps.

@wallsofmine

7 жыл бұрын

The high and tight was a joke, what he means is don't look like a shit bird. the dirty microwave was also a joke, he means don't live a dirty lifestyle. Keep up your cleanliness around you to keep yourself and others from being sick.

@williamperkins9349

7 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing that FD is in reference to pride development, competition and attention to detail; hair cut the group over the individual. If not, then I too have to ask WTF?

@xstonerlvfex8868

6 жыл бұрын

Jellie Copter lmaoo

Semper Fidelis

High and tight always

step 1 is my favorite

If no one understands this is basically what he means. 1.) Basically keep your work area clean and organized 2.) Self Appearance is important 3.) You are a team and have to understand nothing is easy and quick. Work hard and go beyond. 4.) Idk.

Facing adversity is my hold up in life.... So if i play for the long haul, i wont settle for anything less then 4 star. And ill smile as i take that responsibility

I can't help but think that the last part with 'Weapon's Maintenance' could be a double entendre for "Keep your 'ejection port' cover closed."

@jackgandolfo1328

6 жыл бұрын

Translation: "Cover your ass"...?

@kevinnguyen4562

6 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of more like a "This is my rifle and this my gun." and you don't want to eject into the wrong person. lol

Semper Fi

"The vertical pronoun" - I'm gonna steal that.

SEMPER FI

2 shots, To Arme 650/670 6feet from barracks range Wind: 30knots/500milDopemiles to Taliban Tango Tag ... K= bö=1 for Job.. Range moi 20 bö =1 K=850,350,1000,400

@Marines what is this awesome music in the video?

I shall be the first black 4 star general, mark my words

@boxingisthebestsportever

3 жыл бұрын

there already is one

Glad to see that worked out in Kabul

What about in the armored Calvary? Push a humbve or do battle like a crazy man by yourself?

All the higher ups that I know of tend to say the same stuff. Especially the cleanliness stuff. I guess it's like a Marine mindset thing. The details...But I believe theres a few warfighters out there that are feared men on the battlefield that may not have always cleaned their rooms.

10th marine reg Eng. 00-04. I am the mouth of the Living GOD Defend your people in thi

Okay, I gotta call BS! I've been with SPMAGTFs and things definitely get broken faster than a single night! LOL

And preach my Dad's 11th commandment to your kids: "Do not bullshit thy father." ps. Dad was USAF.

That was great!! LOL. S/F

For the military commissioned officer: one: you MUST WANT to be a GENERAL OFFICER! There is no "I'm happy being a major." Two: NEVER be stationed more than thirty miles from the Pentagon! Go where the most generals are stationed. The Pentagon.

They did it slip holding the bread Culion

Sir Thank You Sir!...-from a devil pup- semper fi

"Cherry Marines" are the ones that rank high

100 per cent correct Gen Paxton...thank you for your service!!

To be honest, I rather be a enlisted no officers for me. but what you need to do is so true doe.

Sir, did you just say high and tight?

POG

what if your eyes will not let..?

Amphibious🐊🐊🐊🏊🏊🏊🐊🐊🐊💪💪💪🌍🌎🌏

“nothing succeeded overnight” germany attacking Denmark:bet

Ever heard of general Rossi?

I dont need report i saw a Marine disqualifying

Did it work?

@henkburg826

2 жыл бұрын

Afghanistan?

High and tight only? You can't be bald?

he forgot knife hands

Where’s Robert ? ....

Step X: Be politically astute.

High and right looked crooked lol

You must love Jehovah your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. You must love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus the anointed is Lord! Repent and be baptized and believe the Gospel.

Defend your people from their govt and police

I came....

Every General or Colonel (and their families) out there has lived off the US government, the taxpayer. go out and work for a living that is what I say to all these do nothing all day (work out all day) Marines!

I got into intructor school on roblox could I join?

Soccer ⚽️.

Спасибо ядерному оружию, мы никогда не встретимся в бою ;)

@miloradowicz

2 жыл бұрын

Так и так ты с генералом никогда в бою не встретился б.

@bzman431

2 жыл бұрын

Nukes are cheating

Police that moostache

0:32 fuck no!

umm...don't..lick... windows?

@chrishaugh1655

6 жыл бұрын

The irony of your picture and licking windows...

I'm 19 years old and due to my weird family dynamic I always thought I was getting bullied. The truth was that they were trying to show their love but they didn't have enough love to give, definitely not compared to me. It wasn't that I was looking down on them, it's just that I heard alot of things I'm not sure they meant to tell me. Almost like on the Netflix show Lucifer where he uses his mind trick "What do you desire the most" and they spill the beans, only I never asked for it and it kinda made my life a nightmare. I had to show love back no matter what because I was a kid and when I was unhappy people poked me relentlessly. Now that I'm an adult, at first it felt like the exact opposite, like my love was putrid and I had to avoid it at all costs. Then I slowly reverted back to a middle ground where I kinda love myself and everyone still, but now *I* don't have that much love left to give. I got to reconnect with my estranged Dad after a few years of being separated. He's always been my hero, because he always does the right thing, especially when nobody's looking. There's no better way to be the "bigger man" than to do your job because that's what you gotta do. I never really realized that privilege until now, the fact that people had to work on the same part of themselves that I mastered as a child. It developed into this whole, "what you think you're better than me?" Kinda thing, I guess I had a flip in popularity or something. I went from being totally hated for being the snot nosed brat who everyone sucks up to, to just being normal. I can 100% live with that. In fact I've been living like royalty on my own, I felt like a God among men. After talking with my Dad, who has practically reached the closest thing to omnipotence compared to anyone in history, I've been exposed to ALOT of truth that I've been desperately waiting for. It's just... It's not exactly what I was expecting. I was expecting that after all the hard work I put in, I would get rewarded handsomely, by the Government, the people, the Son of a genius who exponentially enhanced said genius's gifts, a prodigy if you will. But here's the ultimate joke on my expense (Even I've been laughing, God it's hilarious) I am a prodigy alright, just of stupidity. Humanity views raw intelligence as stupidity until it's documented and you're globally known like Einstein. The truth is that we're all pretty much geniuses fighting for the top, Einstein only made it through stealing from others for example. But My Dad and I are different. We're not just extremely smart and clever, we're also dangerous. And what makes us more dangerous is 1.) knowing our capabilities, something you do when you get older, and 2.) being able to repress and hide our capabilities to match and protect the emotions of the ones we love, innocents who have never been exposed to the military. I haven't reached that part just yet and I really should've. The truth is that neither of us were designed to the core of our genetics for something as bizarre as political correctness and "wokeness." We were just gifted with a large portion of it and stopped because we were happy where we were, nestled at the very top. Once people started catching on to our single trick they started taking it and adapting off of it. They thought they were leagues above us suddenly because they could do the same thing. We just sat and watched them make clowns of themselves because in reality they could only really get about half way to where we are and then they did their own thing like a normal herd animal. And they all forgot where they came from originally, us. So now they're upset. It's literally the typical liberal, that's the level of stupidity we have to deal with on a regular basis. I'm sure anyone in the military or law enforcement right now completely understands what I'm saying here. "I WANT MY FREE STUFF AND I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN OF FREE STUFF I HAVE BEHIND ME I JUST WANT MORE, I WANT YOUR MOUNTAIN OF STUFF AND I WANT NOBODY TO CALL ME ANYTHING BUT A GOD WHILE I DEVELOP AN EGOTISTICAL SENSE OF HYPOCRISY" It's like my Dad but so much worse, because it's literally half of the world right now. God, I feel stupid working so hard my entire life knowing now that half the world is literally braindead. I'm not gonna stop working hard, I'm just saying. I reeeally fucked up, I don't have that much will to live right now. I've kinda got that same feeling a vet gets when he comes home from war just to find out that his Country hates him for fighting a war that he didn't even start, he just participated in to feed his family. Only I'm no where near being a vet, I'm a 19 year old College student. I think I put that kinda pain into my head after realizing that we really just lost the election to Creepy Joe the child sniffer upper. Back to what I was talking about with what my Dad taught me, however, apparently I'm sub/unconsciously aligning myself to have the personality of a General. "Get the job done, do not rest until the job is done, ask for help if there's any mistakes in the plan or snags" etc. Best part is I didn't even do it intentionally. Even I'm a little proud of that. If I end up joining the US military, I'll probably be shooting for a Marine General. Hoo rah!

Mmmhmmm

Wgn

LOL

Military leaders are way to emotionally vested to make important decisions on humanity.

Where's mad dog !!!! This sounds too scripted

This is the worst advice I have ever heard. Listen up Marines, strive to spend as much time deployed as you can. Stay out of sight of bad leaders and learn other cultures. Go ahead and grow your hair all the way to tropical regulations. Good Marines test their regulations and wear their Cammies faded and hair long. I would rather deploy with a corporal that knew how to fight and looks like shit then a staff sergeant that Thinks a horseshoe haircut makes up for the fact that his waist line is unsat and forgot how to disassemble a saw. The other important thing to remember is how to acquire gear like sandbags and camouflage netting from other branches of the service without getting caught. The first sergeant will love you and stay off your case if you bring him things like these. Semper Fi.

How the hell would you know company man

How to be the perfect Marine? Hmmm is this a waste of our time or what? I don’t want to take advice about being a enlisted Marine from an Officer that doesn’t really have to field day and may or may not feel pressure from his senior officers to get a high and tight (unlike enlisted). Field day? Come on, the Marine Corps teaches Marines how to clean to look good, but not how to clean to sanitize germs and actually be clean. It’s a waste of a Thursday evening. If we have to field day so should officers and staff ncos, as well as married Marines. Anyone can be dirty. Haircuts? Terrorism awareness...fades stand out compared to normal haircuts. For the last 17 some odd years Marines have been whooping it on in the Middle East, and instead of fixing our Air wing, training for the next war, and improving quality of life issues and promoting mental health to help lessen suicide, we are focused on shit like pme, drill haircuts, This is so stupid...why even make this joke of a video? We’re the fucking Marine Corps, we fight and fucking win wars, not make snooty pog ass videos

Horrible Sir.....

keep your ejection port cover closed? that's not very sensitive to gay people. don't ask, don't tell. lulz

This guy's haircut was super fucked up.

The hypocrisy. Sir no disrespect but you aren’t even close to being perfect marine. You don’t even have a white skivvy on underneath your deltas

This guy is a stalker and a company man./ Nothing else

Step 5: have zero common sense