What else will archeologists be SHOCKED to find in your room, 3000 years from now?

@DarthChaos77

15 күн бұрын

The piss drawer

@rambler8255

15 күн бұрын

A poster of a minecraft tree (Oak Tree)

@luckyvolky3041

15 күн бұрын

2 broken digimon x 1 broken digimon 20th

@teachmetohowl

15 күн бұрын

My overpriced school textbooks

@WAKStudios

15 күн бұрын

A furby still functioning off of it's original batteries.

This is somehow *less* fictional than some actual history channel shows.

@EpicGhostShadow

15 күн бұрын

Real

@hollowman9410

15 күн бұрын

When I was a child, I was a big fan of history channel and I mostly watched them for their documentaries. I thought that "Ancient Aliens" was a show made purely for entertainment value. I thought to myself "I can understand the appeal of alternate history and pseudoscience, even though it provides basically no real knowledge". It took me a while to understand that it was not made and watched under the pretense of being fictional history. It happened around the same time when I realised that the entire network was compromised.

@hollowman9410

15 күн бұрын

I can't believe "finding hitler" was a real show.

@DeathnoteBB

15 күн бұрын

@@hollowman9410I miss when the educational channels actually had education. Now it’s all nonsense and reality tv

@markstewart4501

14 күн бұрын

The History channel, what happens when Rupert Murdoch (also owns Fox and Sun News) buys a channel and makes money making a top priority.

I love how they completely understand what a "Busty Anime Mousepad" is but don't know what "legal trouble" when it comes to Saul means.

@lunathedungeonmaster4720

13 күн бұрын

Law is temporary, anime is forever. :P

@sammyjones8279

13 күн бұрын

Legal fees are passing, tits are eternal

@HermitKing731

11 күн бұрын

Im surpised they didnt call it a "fertility idol".

@OfficalBigBoy

11 күн бұрын

They have boobs and cartoons in the future, don't they?

@xianxiaemperor1438

10 күн бұрын

a fertility goddess lol

👋Hey Professional Archaeologist here, this made everyone on my crew cry tears of laughter. 10000% spot on, keep it up boys!

@YEY0806

10 күн бұрын

I bet the "he was probably a king" thing was so relatable

@Puppy_Puppington

7 күн бұрын

Wow. U took anthro and archeology courses? Ur a proooooo

@michaelweldon4613

4 күн бұрын

Obviously this is parody, but can you give us examples of things like this? Previously held beliefs in the profession that turned out to be incredibly inaccurate later down the road?

@Marryjanesbud

4 күн бұрын

@@michaelweldon4613 I can’t speak for archeology but there’s A LOT of history in our current history books that is blatantly false. For example, The American Revolution was not a revolution, it was a clandestine operation started by the French Secret Service (The Secret of the King). The French were pulling the strings, the Americans were the puppets. The records of the French Secret Service, while available since 1866, have hardly been used and Britain only opened up its secret archives regarding this war in 2004. Hitler was by no means the great dictator most people believed him to be. The complete collection of all laws and decrees (and who decreed them) were only finished in 2023 (started in 1982). The minutes of all meetings Hitler had from 30 January 1933 up to and including 22 April 1945 are in the archives of the US Army (Counterintelligence Corps). Most historians don’t even know they exist. Hitler gave only broad instructions and didn’t follow up on his orders. The driving force behind the Holocaust was Goebbels and Himmler. An awful lot of Hitler’s orders were never carried out. The details on how strategic bombardments in World War Two worked were only released in 1969 and as far as I know only a single author made use of them. The bomber-streams were mainly a PR thing and most photographs of such streams are staged. The War Diaries of the BEF were also only declassified in 1969. These show the Miracle of Dunkirk is a myth. The British started withdrawing on 15 May 1940 without informing the French and the Belgians. They “didn’t give way to German pressure”, they retreated towards the coast regardless of what the Germans did. The driving force was General Ironside who worked together with Chamberlain (Ironside didn’t trust Churchill). It is not even clear when Churchill was informed. The public statements were all lies, the reports to the French and Belgian High Commands were lies as well, and the maps made public were fakes. Very few authors have made use of these War Diaries and the British government delayed the publication of a book by Admiral Keyes until 1984. The idea most people have of the Holocaust is wrong. There were a whopping 45,000 sites all over Europe within the camp, system. As far as I know, only the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum has published works with the latest research. The idea people have of Stalin is wrong as well. Stalin’s private archives were only opened up in 2014 and as far as I know only a single book has been written making use of this new material. The problem is that it is bloody difficult to change the popular view people have of historical events. The popular view is popular because it makes the general public feel more or less good about themselves (or less bad). The Americans don’t want to know they were French puppets. The British don’t want to know they stabbed their Allies in the back. The people in the West don’t want to know Stalin was by no means the ruthless beast he was made out to be, nor do people want to know Hitler wielded relatively little power (the bugger was lazy as hell). People want to see Hitler ands Stalin as villains, reality doesn’t paint that picture. Europeans don’t want to know about 45,000 sites within the camp system as this means they have to admit support for the Holocaust was massive throughout Europe, they want to blame it all on Hitler and the Nazis (which is why the publications come from the US). Even if an historian writes a book based on the best available sources, there is absolutely no guarantee he/she will find a publisher. Going against the popular version is usually a financial disaster and publishing companies are not interested in that. These are just a couple of examples, plenty more alas. And that is the reason you need to read historical books by professionals who did their homework and used mainly primary sources. Not being very popular, such book are often expensive compared to the incorrect popular works. Always look at the sources used before you buy a book.

@anubis8586

3 күн бұрын

@@michaelweldon4613I mean this is a parody of the History Channel, not actual archeology & history.

"The trickster deity, the god of science, demigods even." That killed me

@RipplyAnemone67

3 күн бұрын

What will they think of all the other Batman rouges

@carlpeterson8279

2 күн бұрын

There were at least three iron men

@animarium1249

Күн бұрын

​@@RipplyAnemone67Cthonic deities pantheon who punish evil in their hellish realm of stones and darkness. The father, a bat, create his son from a tragedy and giving it a half human form, a robin. This robin later ascended and being replaced by a younger deity which embodied Price of Blood and yada yada. I think. Oh, the father married a cat, a shadow, and another demigod from distant land. Also, apparently befriended a Sun God from beyond the Sun. 😂😂😂

@RipplyAnemone67

Күн бұрын

@@animarium1249I like that idea like all the Batman villains are on one shelf so zsasz is the deity of counting with tally marks, pyg the deity of livestock, calendar man the deity of time, polka dot man the deity of color, penguin the deity of class I guess, riddler the deity of questions, mr freeze the deity of ice, firefly the deity of fire, two face the deity of duality and right and wrong, scarecrow the deity of fear, and kite man the deity of wind.

@animarium1249

Күн бұрын

@@RipplyAnemone67 I think two face is more of whim or cruel fate or impartiality before being corrupted by Chaos they call joker. Oh, ivy for nature freeze for winter.

"This sock is perfectly fossilized". Could this be the new roman concrete?

@Sammy-forgetaboutit-Tony

15 күн бұрын

No, that's classic example of a early version of J'ake'Crete...

@insanitysymphony9175

15 күн бұрын

more like spartan concrete if ya know ya know

@user-pe4bv7vm2y

13 күн бұрын

@@insanitysymphony9175 I'm going to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" next time I'm about to...

@xChimkin

13 күн бұрын

lmao

@miloelite

12 күн бұрын

😂

for anybody reading this 3000 years in the future, have a nice jelque

@xkidgey

15 күн бұрын

Goon long and goon hard, people of the future! May Walter and Jesse favor you eternally

@windy110

15 күн бұрын

Thank you fellow jelqler

@smithwillnot

15 күн бұрын

For future generations, regards from Sawcon!

@This_is_my_spout

15 күн бұрын

Yeah jelque it up goonies

@bobblob23vr2

15 күн бұрын

Jelq

Three-thousand years from now, we're still pissed about the Library of Alexandria.

@lexprontera8325

9 күн бұрын

It's pronounced AlexAHHNdria 😄

@ELbabotas1

7 күн бұрын

@@lexprontera8325 leviosAah

@devlinmcguire7543

4 күн бұрын

Honestly FUCK that random guy who's name has been lost to time. Thousands of years in the future, and we still hate him. ... You know... like... whoever it was, anyway.

@alexissey4023

4 күн бұрын

@@devlinmcguire7543Actuallu that guy burned a temple down, not the library. And Kaz Rowe has a video about how the library didn’t really burn down.

@Comuniity_

2 күн бұрын

​@devlinmcguire7543 nothing was actually lost in the burning of the library of Alexanderia, everything in the library either were or had copies, when it actually burnt down it was already mostly out of use and all the most valuable texts had been moved to other libraries and what was in there like I mentioned were either copies or had copies elsewhere. If you wanna get mad about burning libraries then you have European colonizers destroying Aztec and Mayan texts, so much so we know extremely little about cultures that were alive an thriving just a few hundred years ago.

"They had brilliant techniques of preservation, these people didn't waste a thing" line was underrated. A reference to plastics that went over a lot of people's heads

@King-gr3zv

7 күн бұрын

Didn’t even realize that 😂 we waste almost religiously

@theblackoutexplorer2658

5 күн бұрын

Plastics? Thought it was talking about the fleshlight thinking it was an actual persevered vag

@justinlast2lastharder749

Күн бұрын

Plastic is a Waste Product from refining petroleum.

@Darkest_matter

Күн бұрын

​@@King-gr3zv*athiestically"

Can't wait for future civilisations to find the piss drawer

@EpicGhostShadow

15 күн бұрын

That means Mom won't find it, WIN

@protalghulnist4126

15 күн бұрын

Unexpected Jenn melon

@Matoro342

15 күн бұрын

What about the poop knife?

@FIatts

15 күн бұрын

History channel found the piss drawer 😔

@nicholas-dv1mg

15 күн бұрын

3,000 year old piss crystals

"That's Dobby from Harry Potter" killed me. Just brilliant

@MajinBuuButtercup

15 күн бұрын

I really enjoy the insinuation that Harry Potter is just commonplace in their time. I wonder if it's their religion?

@BlondeSancho-qb9hz

15 күн бұрын

@@MajinBuuButtercup "In the name of the headmaster, the house elf, and the nearly headless ghost."

@angolomat882

15 күн бұрын

Nah it's just a surviving story book like the siege of Troy etc. Maybe it's better that way may they think the author is a myth

@Dr.Funk8864

15 күн бұрын

They just know that 3000 years in the future

@brugbo613

15 күн бұрын

Fuck, was the Epic of Gilgamesh the Harry Potter of it's time?

"A Warrior Culture" with the fursuit literally had me choking from laughing. This whole video was golden.

@ChupacabraRex

3 күн бұрын

"Our evidence suggests that they wore this objects into battle. it does not appear they held much significance as armour, but they appear to have fufilled the double ritual purpose of serving to honour their gods, "Robin Hood" by the great Disney Empire, the church of Mouse, and allowing them to differenciate within their ranks. But so much has been swallowed by time."

@asatowolfe

3 күн бұрын

@@ChupacabraRex "Many of these warriors were ranked for their battle prowess with what our sources indicate to be Roman Numerals. Rankings such as 'XD' and the highly coveted 'UWU' being some of the most prevalent. They were a proud bunch. When conversing, they would often include their ranking after significant messages to display their position in the hierarchy."

@ChupacabraRex

3 күн бұрын

@@asatowolfe "Another thing that has been noticed as being somewhat odd was the amount of heiroglyphic writing in their objects and clothes. Of course, our modern society is fully literary but the idea of a society so anciet being able to read and write seems strange.A propular, prevalent theory is that placing writing on ones clothes or objects signified a higher rank, with those who couldn't placing things such as LOL or LMAO, and "Griddying" as a way to imitate proper writing alongside their many idols of course, and we have been capable of seeing specifc characters repeated over an overagain. Such as "hasbro" and "Macy;s". Scholars think this is likely a magical spell, pehraps the name of some hero or god, which is repeated in order to safegaurd the wearer from harm. Some thought they may signify who made them, but the names don't appear to refer to the human maker, especially ot with how widespread they are. For this reason, the prior theorys this is the major theory and the way of life. Truly Alien.

"this man....was clearly a king." *shows an ancient Croc with hella Jibbitz* dead

The fur suit being described as an example of “Warrior Culture” got me good😂 This is easily my favorite video on the internet

@eduardostapenko6808

14 күн бұрын

same. and "fursuit" is one word.

@AmunDeus

14 күн бұрын

I will never be able to look at Aztec eagle and jaguar warriors the same way again 🙃

@eduardostapenko6808

14 күн бұрын

@@AmunDeus well, that were allways their warrior fursuits. but tech was no so developed as now, so it was not a fullsuit.

@ThePimpinator

6 күн бұрын

🤓 ​@@eduardostapenko6808

@YourFBIagent118

22 сағат бұрын

@@AmunDeus😂😂 omg it all makes sense now.

“Oh, great Saul, I call upon thee!” - me when I goon

@trublgrl

13 күн бұрын

You're god damn right.

@Amber_Valentine

12 күн бұрын

"Mortals, do thou know thou have rights?" -Saul Almighty, Rizz-an Kam 12:9

@lukeevans2353

11 күн бұрын

@@Amber_Valentine Doest thou question my saying? I say unto you, it be insignificant compared to the greatness of my presence. Yea, it be smaller than a grain of sand. I see worlds beyond imagination, yea, that the mind of man comprehendeth not the size, nor the meaning thereof. I descend among you, yet I am above you. I stretch forth my hand, and if I command the thunder and light of the heavens upon them, there it shall be! Edit: AI did it better And lo, in the midst of their discourse, one didst raise his voice, saying, "Ohhh, do not thou utter 'Oh Jimmy' in such a manner towards me. Dost thou gaze upon me with disdain? Dost thou holdeth pity within thine heart for me? Depart from my presence, for I am not of thy kin." Yea, even Howard, thou knowest not the reason why I declined the offer, for it is too insignificant in mine eyes. It holdeth no value, it is but a mere speck in the vast expanse of my aspirations. For I doth traverse realms beyond thy comprehension. Thou canst not fathom the extent of my capabilities. I standeth upon heights thou canst not reach, for I am as a deity clothed in mortal form. Behold, from my very fingertips doth spring forth lightning, a testament to the power that doth reside within me!

@YourLocalPlushAddict

10 күн бұрын

Thy shall Aquire substance and partake in cooking with me jesilus sulius -Walus Walter whitey

@rorychivers8769

10 күн бұрын

I'm sorry, what does the word "goon" mean in this context, I find it hard to keep up sometimes

“This man was…clearly a king” that one took me out 😂

They just ignore the dead guy at 0:56 lol 😂

@thetman0068

3 күн бұрын

Gooned too hard. RIP 🪦

@uuytk

3 күн бұрын

Half life 2 Fast Zombie corpse jumpscare

@VictorJoseph-lu2rs

7 сағат бұрын

​@@thetman0068Stayed hard for daddy Tate

I like how everything is taken way out of proportion and the mundane is given theological weight, until "That's Dobby. From Harry Potter." No misunderstanding here. Because of course the one thing that would endure the test of time is freakin Harry Potter.

@williamshelton4318

15 күн бұрын

Also the fashion sense of former Indian Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru.

@GiveMeMyLunchMoney

15 күн бұрын

Well duh, after the election of the immortal God emperor, Magius, it is mandatory to read it in your wizard literature class.

@sunbirth4795

15 күн бұрын

It would figure, unfortunately

@SeanWinters

15 күн бұрын

This sounds like an affirmation of the scriptural significance of harry Potter "Of course, beyond all things, the holy text of the chamber of secrets remains!"

@miloelite

12 күн бұрын

😂

"They would invoke him or call upon Saul's name in dire need" I'm dying 💀💀

@iansragingbileduct

15 күн бұрын

Who you gonna call?

@kojikarasake6969

13 күн бұрын

@@iansragingbileduct Ghostbusters duh

@KevinFinkbeiner

9 күн бұрын

Bravo, Vince. He truly made his mark on history.

@epgamer1145

7 күн бұрын

So far, that’s pretty accurate

@ELbabotas1

7 күн бұрын

Chapulin colorado type beat

I love the insinuation that they know exactly what anime, mousepads, and Baja blasts are

"That's Dobby from Harry Potter." That line killed me

Omg, I graduated from Hubbubard Uni! Really great to see my school get representation on the news. GO BLEAGLES!

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

15 күн бұрын

I hate Hubbubard Uni. I went to Hurdurburgur.

@LittleNGaming

15 күн бұрын

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit just mad your giddleball team lost EVERY game against ours.

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

15 күн бұрын

@@LittleNGaming you're just saying that because your founder killed Grargl the school florl!

@yourguykhonshu3972

15 күн бұрын

Your university isn't even that prestigious. Tired of you hedera helix league kids thinking you're all that just because your parents paid enough cyber credits to get you in.

@microwave221

15 күн бұрын

My ex used to go to Hurdurburgur, did they still have the spaghetti gardens when you were there, or was that after the Fountain Day?

I love the fact that not everything is completely lost the time. They still know what Harry Potter and anime mouse pads are

@hafirenggayuda

10 күн бұрын

Harry Potter and Anime mouse pads are eternal!

@quadratic7578

9 күн бұрын

Im surprised they didn't call it fertility goddess

@itwillbe-itwillnotbe-itis

9 күн бұрын

They don't understand the house they entered but they remember dobby

"Their entire class system was centered around the hording of symbolic totems or trinkets" He's not wrong!

I love that even after 3000 years from now the library of Alexandria was not forgotten

"AI prompt artist's rendering" LOL absolute legends, you never miss!

@heathbrideau6640

15 күн бұрын

I can't tell if this is a man carrying thing reference or not

@LunarOverdrive

15 күн бұрын

@@heathbrideau6640 He never references, the absolute man.

@heathbrideau6640

15 күн бұрын

@@LunarOverdrive They never gun, the absolute wizards!

@ryanmccampbell7

14 күн бұрын

The funny thing is I'm 90% certain several of the other shots were also AI generated

@Chicky_Lumps

14 күн бұрын

​@@ryanmccampbell7 More like 100% certain, but in a weird way this is one of the few cases where it fits the surrounding stupidity.

This makes me think about how if archaeologists could figure out the types of chemicals we all keep under our sink without knowing what their purpose was, they’d think we were making bombs

@mitochondria6247

13 күн бұрын

Saying 'they'd think' implies they're wrong

@TheRealRusDaddy

13 күн бұрын

Thing is you gotta figure out which chemicals you need when you want to make one

@dustinbrueggemann1875

10 күн бұрын

@@TheRealRusDaddy The trick to mixing cleaning chemicals is to be yourself and have fun with it

@serteshsardrakal2272

9 күн бұрын

"A society that casually committed warcrimes on itself!"- history channel 3k years in the future

@lityerambidextrous3668

7 күн бұрын

You’re not?

The fact that the baja blast cup and busty mousepad are casually mentioned implies they are nothing out-of-the-ordinary in the future

I wrote a script for a college course a few months ago with an almost identical premise because I was specifically inspired by your tone. Imagine my surprise when I found this on my recommended today. “Archeologists 3000 years in the future explore ruins in Florida, mistaking modern phenomena as culture and religion” perfectly summarizes both scripts, so it’s cool to see the different directions we took. Incredible work as per usual!

@hiepdoshin7846

5 күн бұрын

What was the direction you took?

This 100% reminded me of one of my favorite books from ages ago (1979). It's called "Motel of the Mysteries" by David Macaulay. It's not a novel or anything, just a big, hilarious book with drawn pictures about 2000 years in the future when archaeologists find an old, shitty buried motel. There's a picture of a skeleton on his motel bed, who was obviously watching TV when he died. But the archaeologists surmise it's a sacred burial chamber, the TV was an altar, etc. The pictures of the guys in the bathroom killed me. One of them dons the toilet seat around his neck, convinced it was part of an ancient burial rite. Too funny. Loved it.

@applesyrupgaming

14 күн бұрын

i remember that book

@MissionSilo

12 күн бұрын

Hilarious

@erindizmo

12 күн бұрын

I absolutely love that book! I bought another copy a couple years back. Don't regret it at all.

@bernardocoto8519

11 күн бұрын

When archaelogists find something they are clueless about they just label it "ritual artifact with posible religious meaning".

@shan4680

11 күн бұрын

I was thinking of just that when watching this!

2:45 It’s theorized that these battle suits were reserved for only those of great wealth.

@eduardostapenko6808

14 күн бұрын

100%

@pixel7071

12 күн бұрын

as a poor furry I can confirm, only those of highest riches could afford such battle outfits

@Wilson_Does_Stuff

10 күн бұрын

However, these battle suits had also come at an additional cost, as the wearer would typically begin to loose their mind, or so we are beginning to believe , due to the fact that people of these battle suits would often times loose connection with friends and relatives, most commonly observed within father figures. We speculate that this could be a result of mental insanity, but we can only speculate for now. We also believe that a cause for the insanity could be due to that the wearer’s brains might become of how these suits very closely resembled animals, but again, this is purely speculation.

@eduardostapenko6808

9 күн бұрын

@@Wilson_Does_Stuff sounds wery accurate... did you tried it on, or something?!

@Wilson_Does_Stuff

9 күн бұрын

@@eduardostapenko6808 no

"This man was clearly a king" is what truly landed the killing blow and I am now dead, thank you

Name: Maurine Biologist Occupation: Children’s Author That bit sealed the deal for me.

The spoof is so good it feels like watching the real thing.

@samwilson6316

15 күн бұрын

Fr what if our ancestors were able to take a glimpse into what our perspective was about them, they'd have a laugh too 😂

@femmesammy8768

13 күн бұрын

Fr tho this was like equally interesting as it was funny

@CONGTHEGUERILLA

10 күн бұрын

Ik it’s so goon!!!

they just seem like they arent that more advanced than us but like to look down on us lol

@AnomieDomine

14 күн бұрын

I'm proud of you. Good job

@pizza-pi

13 күн бұрын

@@AnomieDomine do you think they'll ever unlock the hidden mystery

@dogfight2018

13 күн бұрын

The same could possibly be argued for how we look at different peoples of history, honestly.

@tuttosalve8352

13 күн бұрын

That’s 100% what’s going on, we do that now! Ancient people weren’t very dissimilar they just did things differently. Oh what because everything in our world has right angles and is made of plastic we’re ‘advanced’?

@gorenbk

13 күн бұрын

@@tuttosalve8352 honestly idk much history except recent history (19th-20th century), idk much about that

"These people didn't waste a thing" absolutely killed me.

2:58 "Theres Dobby, From Harry Potter" This kills me 😂

This bit could go on for 100 episodes and still not get old

@ho0t0w1

13 күн бұрын

@WizardsWithGuns I *_TRIPLE_* DOG DARE YAAAA!!!

@crunchyapples596

11 күн бұрын

It's amazing how they can do that.

God I love this. The “canned meat” fleshlight got me

@stephhhie17

14 күн бұрын

What is the flower?

@GeeDoggy123

13 күн бұрын

Im also here to inquire about the rose.

@SaltyMaud

13 күн бұрын

@@stephhhie17 Suction vibe for women.

@stephhhie17

13 күн бұрын

@@SaltyMaud Thank you, although that raises the question, what was it doing in this room if it is for women?

@user-df2fl1pj6q

13 күн бұрын

So, vaginas don't exist in the future? But the editors blurred it because we in this reality obviously know what it is, but if this is from their perspective, why would they blur it if they thought it was meat? Maybe they knew idk

The delivery of "Perhaps... Greater than the library of Alexandria." Is incredibly spor on.

2:46 honestly that warrior fursuit thing looks cool as fuck

When they described the “idols of faith” I was fully expecting some horrible anime figurines in jars. “We assumed the glass casing around the idols was to protect them, but recent discoveries of fluid inside the glass suggests this was a ritual, a sacrifice of some kind to these beings. Truly a fascinating culture.”

@capperbuns

7 күн бұрын

"we believe it to be a fertility ritual, by offering liquids to the idol they were able to get higher odds of reproduction"

@ChupacabraRex

3 күн бұрын

Nah, they'll come across a video of a barbecue and think "This appears to have been a sacrifice to "Uncle Sam", a mythical patron dieity of folk hero of the precosuour state in th great missisipian river."

@bearturtle6058

Күн бұрын

Would be funny if they were Elden Ring figurines, and the Malenia figure has sticky fluids on it.

Based on how the History Channel's Vikings ended up, I 100% expect the History Channel to end up filming 5 people screwing in my room and claiming it to be a historically accurate reenactment of a typical lazy Tuesday afternoon for me.

@zacharyphilbeck8650

7 күн бұрын

Viking’s kind of sucked. First two seasons were really good but it was clear there was heavy political bias

@handbanana4899

7 күн бұрын

@@zacharyphilbeck8650 Man I can't even coherently remember what happened after the first two seasons. It all just kind of devolves into a montage of treachery, symbolism and hallucinations.

@user-kj1ko7ub5g

3 күн бұрын

if they did this in my room they would find the bones and the video would be unsuitable for youtube

3000 years into the future, and video transmission from their rover is still 720p

I like the idea that the characters of the joker, rick Sanchez, and iron man have all been lost to time, but the history channel still exists.

“Have a nice Jelq” Thanks brother I will now

The cinematography in this is insane omg

This is both hilarious while also instilling in me the dread of dying not to see how the future actually ends up

I came in here expecting for an actual history channel look on how people 3000 years from now would view my room, I am pleasantly surprised and not disappointed in the slightest.

The ancient texts often spoke of the forbidden love that Larry and Pickle Rick shared. So glad to see them immortalized.

@doughboywhine

14 күн бұрын

I need a poster of that asap

@millenniumhandandshrimp2610

14 күн бұрын

It is said that Pickle Rick was once a mortal man, but that he transformed himself in order to escape a harrowing ritual called "therapy". We know scant little about this "therapy", only that it is written that many a man would rather cast himself off a bridge than undergo it.

I like how there is implications that somehow, Harry Potter still remains prominent in the human zeitgeist 3k years into the future.

@stewagner

23 сағат бұрын

I'd guess it is more seen like the Illiad by homer or some other piece of ancient literature. If any book is preserved this long it is HP, it has millions of copies sold

Dude the final scene at 3:50 with Walter and the vape got me. That's my exact vape.

@knexfan100

2 күн бұрын

The GeekVape Ageis.... solid mod, insane that a Chinese company is practically carrying the quality box mods industry after the FDA's corruption put quality american mod companies out of business. Autism aside: What's your setup if you don't mind me asking?

"Maurine Biologist: Children's teacher" really got me

the modern world doesn't deserve this channel.

0:54 "The researchers have uncovered a scroll, what may be a diploma of high academic acheivment" I DIED LOL 😂🤣

This unironically reminded me so much of the history documentaries I watched as a kid. Immediately reminded of the smell I imagined the mummies and chambers to be.

"This sock is perfectly fossilized" LOL

@JustAGuySlayingDragons

10 күн бұрын

Lmao 🤣

Good thing they didn't find his search history 💀

@Tiberium10332

15 күн бұрын

I was afraid they would use black light and still find evidence.

@ch-53esuperstallion76

13 күн бұрын

@@Tiberium10332oh please no

@amadeosendiulo2137

8 күн бұрын

They'd just be like: they offered their semen to a fertility goddess.

@who-ny5oe

3 күн бұрын

Porn?

I love how of all the artifacts, Dobby from Harry Potter was still recognizable.

Fun fact: theres a massive chiseled monolith filled with 2012-2014 memes buried somewhere in the deserts of the western US for future civilizations to find

@Derpmandang10

3 күн бұрын

4chan managed to finally get someone to pour something that would cause it to be damaged so no go.

@Thedarkbunnyrabbit

Күн бұрын

@@Derpmandang10 This is extremely unlikely. Even if they successfully found it, they could not have poured enough to actually destroy it. It was debunked.

Göl'Bunki Tumbo sounds like "Göbekli tepe" recited from distant memory while drunk

@millenniumhandandshrimp2610

14 күн бұрын

Inspiring profile picture.

@user-df2fl1pj6q

13 күн бұрын

Ahh, nice history channel reference, I thought it sounded ancient aliens like

@exosproudmamabear558

12 күн бұрын

Except Göbekli tepe is in Turkey and turkey is not an island. Well oceans may sink but I refuse to believe a goober from Turkey having enough money to buy all of those merches and do not have any tea or Turkish coffee packs lying around somewhere.

@berwynsigns4115

8 күн бұрын

​@@exosproudmamabear558ok but if it was a distant memory recited while drunk u might not remember that

@exosproudmamabear558

8 күн бұрын

@@berwynsigns4115 I mean yeah I was talking about this place being in Göbekli tepe instead of the person who named this being shitfaced drunk so you are right.

3:00 i like how this implies that of all things, harry potter is still the same after 3000 years

@EricT01

9 күн бұрын

I mean we know about the Odyssey and Epic of Gilgamesh to this day.

@sasstsuma1467

7 күн бұрын

Maybe it'll be our civilization's Iliad

@bait5257

6 күн бұрын

​@@EricT01f

Glad the knowledge of Dobby, Harry Potter, Busty Anime Mousepads, and Baja Blast will stay timeless

The ADHD overkill of .5 second video clips and computer noises in the intro was depressingly accurate.

I love the fact that they still know about Harry potter

@exosproudmamabear558

12 күн бұрын

They probably found the full book because it is so wide spread. The anime part was most interesting since anime is a digital form and they lost almost every digital form so where did they learn it was anime?

@hafirenggayuda

10 күн бұрын

I think the anime culture survive in the far future, but they probably greatly misinterpreted it

@user-xx7kl7sr6i

8 күн бұрын

​@@exosproudmamabear558 Surviving merch There's unironical weebs out there with Doomsday bunkers and instead of classic literature they just have manga and anime and videogames lol.

gooning is SO 2023, everyone i know is busy munting. I do it every weekend

@Wizards_with_Guns

15 күн бұрын

it’s the new meta

@FriedNoodlee

15 күн бұрын

mods plz nerf munting, totally ruins the community goon sesh

@GiveMeMyLunchMoney

15 күн бұрын

Nu-uh! Getting red is what's totally trundular right now!

@doughboywhine

14 күн бұрын

munting is out already. If you were trendy you would be tlichling instead

@Dark_Peace

14 күн бұрын

Noooo I'm in my early twenties and I don't understand new young people's lingo I don't want to be old !

This KZread channel is an ancient treasure that must be preserved for 3000 years

First 30 seconds, already feeling myself sink into my chair and my mind go blank, getting prepared to consume bad documentary slop, you've done a good job recreating the history channel feel.

Dobbi is timeless

@JustAGuySlayingDragons

10 күн бұрын

"Dobbi"

Ive never seen a minion in a maga hat and that visual brought me to tears thats fucking terrible i love it

@blakewhite3131

15 күн бұрын

NOT THE FLESHLIGHT F U C K

@CatSurfer

15 күн бұрын

​@@blakewhite3131It's just canned meat

@blakewhite3131

15 күн бұрын

@@CatSurfer you're right, I know nothing of these ancient peoples

“Have a nice jelk” is something I say to my buds everyday, they got that on point in the future

0:17 bruh the dot is pointing at exactly where i live nah wtf 😭😭😭

The "Li-Saul al Gaib" is too humble

The possibility that people may actually evaluate our era like this one day just puts this video on another level

@queball685

15 күн бұрын

I do wonder how the advent of the internet will change historical research thousands of years from now. Every aspect of humanity is now recorded in an insane amount of detail, but at the same time, to trawl through and make sense of all that information would just be overwhelming.

@buffobison3099

15 күн бұрын

@@queball685a lot of the internet is already deteriorating over time (especially with links), like most of history the loss of the majority of human information is unavoidable. Honestly probably for the best

@fivebrosstopmos

14 күн бұрын

​@@queball685Really I think our digital media is too fragile to last.

@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw

14 күн бұрын

​@@queball685digital stuff doesnt live well and people historically take little to no care of physical ones with little expection(and those go through dozens of edits)

@basileusbasil4041

14 күн бұрын

@@queball685 the entire internet needs to be meticulously maintained.

I suspect this is wildly more accurate than we imagine.

3000 yrs in the future and Dobby still recognizable

It took me too long to realize this wasn't the actual History Channel. It was the actual video evidence that proved it to me.

"Rinona Wider" showing up as a name on screen absolutely killed me. Great video!

@tmage23

15 күн бұрын

Possibly influenced by the Spiffing Brit's "Reanu Keeves"

@nomoretwitterhandles

14 күн бұрын

@@tmage23 Perhaps! Though that's not something I've heard of beforehand, and I sometimes switch the first letters of people's names myself lol. Regardless of whether or not it was inspired, it was still pretty hilarious to me!

@ash_11117

11 күн бұрын

@@nomoretwitterhandlesyes, it’s called a spoonerism

This channel is so criminally underrated

the production value here is insane

2:53 the fact that I have that exact poster hung up right next to me rn made me die laughing

@deep_bob-wk6nh

15 күн бұрын

Soo you too pray to the Great Saul in your times of need?

@amadeosendiulo2137

8 күн бұрын

Better call Saul 🛐

@isaiah3491

6 күн бұрын

@@deep_bob-wk6nhthis is a common misconception he’s actually just a prophet.

They're gonna open pandora's box if my room was perfectly sealed for 3000 years. The stuff that's already growing in it does not need that kind of preservation.

@thesalvager3020

14 күн бұрын

Ancient fungi and bacteria long since thought extinct that the immune system of the 31st century is not able to fight off.

the production quality of this video is top-tier. you guys are absolute wizards.

please make this a series this is a work of genius

NAAAAAH THAT "BATTLE SUIT" DAWGGG 💀💀💀💀💀

I need this as a series

@lunabourke3923

15 күн бұрын

The series Time Trumpet is something you might enjoy then, it was made around 2007, and is set about thirty years later and looks back at the immediete future of the time it was made. You can find it on KZread.

@EpicGhostShadow

15 күн бұрын

@@lunabourke3923 bet, thank you!

@EpicGhostShadow

4 сағат бұрын

@@lunabourke3923 I watched the first two episodes and that shit made me giggle, couldn't get super into it but I wanted to thank you for the suggestion!!

this feels insanely on point, wow

This videos absolutely deserves a fucken award for being a work of art There language was so complex "Goon session in progress" 😂

“Have a nice Jelk” is something I’m going to try to say once a day now.

There are SO many easter eggs in this. The map at the beginning showing the Googisney Wastes and Amazulu Desert did me in

There's a lot to appreciate in this video, but I want to highlight how good they did the "History Channel Voice" The cadence was on point

Love this video. The only thing it’s missing is enough advertisements and recaps to make it a 40 minute episode

I think about this every time people find a random ancient item and make theories about it.

“They seem to have… lubricated their socks in order to perhaps keep their feet clean or smooth as they traversed this rough landscape. It seems time, however, has stiffened this one”

LMAO, this is too good. I fucking love it. All the captions are fucking spot on, I'm re-watching this and am just now catching all the genius in this vid.

Probably the best skit you guys have ever done!

WAIT THIS NEEDS A PART TWO THIS IS SO FUNNY

@eduardostapenko6808

14 күн бұрын

indeed. i'm especially interested in those battlesuits.

"This sock is perfectly fossilized"

"As ancient asteonaut theorists contend, this room was most likely made with the help of.... aliens..."

This is makes me wanna leave cryptic messages and stuff in my room and imagine how future historians would interpret meanings where there are none.