sorry i have a backlog of videos from old streams and i am going to upload them all this month

@Banana_D

25 күн бұрын

nah that's so fine babe

@JohnDoe-qs7gc

25 күн бұрын

Why would you apologize for this. You are making my 2024 ❤️

@CoolCarter

25 күн бұрын

@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook shut up

@theepicergreninja3018

25 күн бұрын

So content all month

@aname8106

25 күн бұрын

Ayo

“Past the point of joking about drugs cause I’ve had a similar experience” 💀 that’s crazy

@altariamotives16

25 күн бұрын

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCookthanks for the engagement, fuckwit

@riasico

25 күн бұрын

he tried meth once and didn’t get addicted crazy shit

@DoMorrMusic

25 күн бұрын

thanks Coney for mentioning how he once tried cocaine/heroin on accident

@agshenb

25 күн бұрын

@@DoMorrMusichow do you try that on ACCIDENT (genuine question im now very curious)

@riasico

25 күн бұрын

@@DoMorrMusic they talk abt it in their podcast too (which I highly recommend)

I like to imagine the concept of this game came from Nintendo getting fed up with the mushroom drug joke and saying, “You wanna see some REAL drugs? Fine. Mario’s a bowling ball now.” And it is fantastic

@IneffableMasquerade

25 күн бұрын

My question is why the seeds get you high and not mushrooms. At least have it be moose pee or something accurate smh my head

@QuokkaWaka

25 күн бұрын

​@@IneffableMasquerade A Finii pfp. Respectable o7

@Luigicat11

24 күн бұрын

@OfficerBOPE None of you make content. The only thing any of you make is spam comments. Your bots are worthless.

@-w0rdz-30

24 күн бұрын

This comment not ending with “And it is wonderful” greatly disappointed me.

@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281

23 күн бұрын

The joke finally got translated to Japanese and miyamoto thought it was the funniest shit

When he said "this is just like a Mario Maker experience" and "that was just a learning curve" about that optional level he lost Mario to, I had so many kaizo flashbacks in that one moment

@ShennaTheShinyEevee

24 күн бұрын

what the fuck happened here

@barczu6851

24 күн бұрын

Holy shit I have never seen this many bots under one comment in my entire life

@derautisadrianos7050

24 күн бұрын

@@barczu6851 just report them

@thatoneguy9582

22 күн бұрын

oh my god the five combo

bro got me with the add skip prediction 0_0

@ONLY_RR7

25 күн бұрын

Same, I went back and watched the whole ad out of embarrassment

@awesome118-smmo

25 күн бұрын

honestly a dick move from alpha, it’s almost as if he likes scummy business practices

@TheUninvitedIdiot

25 күн бұрын

Leave it to alpharad to somehow troll the viewers like no one else.

@Nukhebuk

25 күн бұрын

@@ONLY_RR7 I literally did the same thing 😮

@pm0532

25 күн бұрын

@@ONLY_RR7 what the fuck is wrong with you

It was weirdly enjoyable seeing Alpharad's worsening mental breakdowns as he lost more and more characters And the drugs were funny too

@WySoSmalls

24 күн бұрын

Not alpharad liking the spam bot comments😭

@Grayson-tk5hn

21 күн бұрын

the bots have gotten alpharad too😭

I will never emotionally recover from hearing alpha refer to someone as "Diap'd up"

@purpleblah2

25 күн бұрын

Rule 34 Elephant Peach Diap’d up

@random_guy8908

25 күн бұрын

@@purpleblah2 :fear:

@jeice-sonocteer1199

25 күн бұрын

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice oh god YOUR kind of bot has invaded the channel, I hate your kind so much

@LtCdrXander

23 күн бұрын

​@@purpleblah2can't wait for Goop Daisy rule 34

Timestamps for the lost soldiers Mario 0:19 - 4:11 Yellow Toad 4:12 - 8:00 Red Yoshi 8:01 - 8:32 Daisy 8:33-18:33 Green Yoshi 18:34 - 21:34 Luigi 21:35 - 21:43 Green Yoshi 21:44 - 22:30 Toadette 22:31 - 23:32 Yellow Yoshi 23:33 - 24:15 Nabbit 24:15 - 25:09 Blue Toad 25:10 - 26:30 Light blue Yoshi 26:31 - 26:55 Blue Toad 26:56 - 28:23 Peach 28:24 - 30:11 Nabbit 30:12 - 30:41

@Cobalon

25 күн бұрын

you forgor luigi between green Yoshi and toadette

@goibniu1911

25 күн бұрын

Thanks

@tornado723

25 күн бұрын

Nabbit's timestamp says 15 instead of 25

@des-tiny2390

25 күн бұрын

Bro Daisy fuckin killed it tho she lasted a whole 10 minutes

@tpfoxCastro

25 күн бұрын

Wow, Daisy was acutally the one who lived the longest

Turning mario wonder into a nuzlocke is like going to a drug dealer and only buying meth

@willfern1096

25 күн бұрын

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook dude this is so ugly, stop doing this type of thing.

@_WiZ420

25 күн бұрын

It's actually worse than that. It's more like, anytime you accidentally drop some of the drug that you're doing, you can no longer buy it. Ever drop a weed nug? Say goodbye. Little bit of the powder got on the table? ggs. Hell, dropping a cigarette would cut you off of all nicotine and tobacco products off rip.

@flomstuff-kk7fn

24 күн бұрын

Dude you said the same thing about your content when I commented on a MatPat video

@_WiZ420

24 күн бұрын

@@flomstuff-kk7fn Yeah I figured anyone with logic should just ignore the triple messenger over there lol

Alpharad's reaction to the singing Piranha Plants had me choking on my hot chocolate... Goddammit Alpha, why do you have to be so funny. Now I have hot chocolate on my white t-shirt.

@Dued3896

25 күн бұрын

OH SHIT THEYRE HERE

@darthlincz

25 күн бұрын

​@Dued3896 they're almost one like every comment

@dinosaurusfeta

25 күн бұрын

​@@Dued3896It's not a world-ending disaster, it's just a bunch of kids who weren't hugged by their parents and have too much Internet time. Keep reacting like this if you feel pity towards them.

@The_Dudez

25 күн бұрын

@@dinosaurusfeta As much as I wish they were a bunch of kids, the rabbit hole goes way deeper than that...

@Eterco

25 күн бұрын

Man, now I want Hot Chocolate

I like how in the end most of the wonder flower effects don’t even register to Alpha because he just becomes stressed about dying lmao

@dravendarkplays9607

25 күн бұрын

Man tries so hard to overthink everything

DUDE, theres no way Jacob just got me with the skipping the sponsor using the timestamp. That made me laugh so much I cant even describe it, screw you Alpharad (in the nicest way possible).

@l_day1245

23 күн бұрын

Real, that had me laughing in my chair.

@jordanjelfs-mione1039

21 күн бұрын

I just spammed the right half of my screen lol

@CatLeone2003

19 күн бұрын

I had the ad playing, then double tapped right to that moment.

@toastytoad8154

19 күн бұрын

Ha! I tried that once.

this video's thumbnail is the definition of peak, great job koro!

@Alpharad

25 күн бұрын

koro da goat

@bmanjamin

25 күн бұрын

oh i see taking ideas from raysfire are we

@renevorster6272

25 күн бұрын

@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook :/ why am I even surprised. Just when I think these goobers are gone they come back with more snot dripping down their nose than ever

@Splatoonspyro

25 күн бұрын

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCookwhat a loser

@snowderfreischutz1571

25 күн бұрын

Fifth time's a charm I suppose

In every playthrough I've seen of this game, people start off being like, "Hm, these flowers are kinda annoying" and end up loving them - truly their power is immense

@submariNervous

22 күн бұрын

To paraphrase from another person in this very Comment section: It's because the flowers are asking things out of 100% sincere curiosity instead of the quippy sarcasm we've all come to know and just-barely-tolerate, and that genuine, overall positive tone manages to resonate all the way through to even the most bitter-cold of hearts.

alpharad kills the mushroom kingdom (colorized) nice work bossman

Jacob’s reaction to the wonder seed making the piranha plants sing is simultaneously one of the most horrifying and funniest jokes at at the same time.

8:00 "this looks like you should be able to stand on it" Yeah, uh, the problem is that you can also run _off_ of it.

@DiceBard

19 күн бұрын

I think we was talking about the rock pillar behind the block, the way the texture/pattern on it changes I could see how at a glance part of it would look like a platform.

@bluelfsuma

19 күн бұрын

​@@DiceBardOhh, okay. It messed me up because where it zooms in, the block is in the center.

Getting sniped from that ad skip was diabolical. I had an out of body experience when internet man broke the fourth wall.

"in my defense, this looks like you should be able to stand on it? Right?" My brother in Christ, you stepped on it

8:02 I agree. You can stand on it. Unfortunately, you completely whiffed the landing.

Marvel quippy is the best possible explanation of the flower humor in this game, and I had no way to express this until now.

@AnAnnoyingFan

25 күн бұрын

Damn bots :/

@darthlincz

25 күн бұрын

​@@AnAnnoyingFanjust report them

@IneffableMasquerade

25 күн бұрын

Fr im gonna have to start using that phrase, i HATE people who talk like that. It had a taste of cooperate conversation filler to it. Other than that i like the flower but COME ON man.

@KirbyCom

25 күн бұрын

@@IneffableMasquerade Personally this is the one place it works for me just because it's the last place I was expecting it

@randomspider725

25 күн бұрын

To be fair, the flowers aren’t being sarcastic or degrading- they say everything with honest curiosity and sincerity. They’re not trying to be funny, they’re expressing their wonder to the world. Assuming that they’re being quippy when they’re not even using a sarcastic tone feels cynical to me. Like, imagine if this happened in the real world. “Wow, would you look at that!” “God, shut up, Josh, you’re so annoying. Stop trying to be funny.” “…This is why nobody hangs out with you, Carol.”

Curious about this experience where you saw talking plants, Jacob

@flowerghostt

25 күн бұрын

I asked + shutup bot

@IneffableMasquerade

25 күн бұрын

​@@flowerghosttcomeback coulda been better tbh

@vvinterfiower

25 күн бұрын

@@IneffableMasquerade then make a better one yourself

Man needs to go through 7 redemption arcs if he’s over here losing with nabbit.

@saintwumples4403

19 күн бұрын

Called throwing for content

ad skip fakeout acrually ends at 3:54

I have been binge watching your channel the past 24 hours, crazy for a new upload to happen during it

That’s one of the things I like most about this channel you aren’t afraid to post failed runs of nuzlockes. It just keeps the tension way higher when watching a vid like this

Sponsor blocks guys gotta get your sponsor block

I haven’t watched anyone play Mario wonder yet and I’m glad to see my first impression of it being a weird-ass fever dream of a Mario game was correct

@joeyb5399

25 күн бұрын

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCookOh my God shut up 😭

4:45 never thought I’d hear alpharad say that

@cocoa2251

25 күн бұрын

the bots got him 😔

@Pearl_Blossom

23 күн бұрын

They've done it before in other videos when talking about Toad

@foggyfen4385

23 күн бұрын

@@Pearl_Blossom oh I thought it sounded familiar

I love how Alpharad goes against KZread ideas like not looping shorts and making a fake sponer skip chapter, very cool.

Anything is a Nuzlock now And I am all for it

The retention data after the ad has gotta be crazy, like a CLIFF of decline.

I’m sad that bots are on his comments section now :(

@HeSheXie

25 күн бұрын

Just keep reporting. Eventually the accounts will get banned for spam.

The whole bit at 17:44 has the same energy as the clip of Ninja and the infamous “If he had shocks.” Incident.

@jesusmijares8614

25 күн бұрын

Do You guys steal content from each other because is so funny stupid guys (the 4 replies) ....

i like mario

"This feels like a Mario Marker level" Fun fact: Nintendo said they actually studied how people made Mario Maker levels to determine the kind of gameplay people wanted to experience, and applied it to the development of this game.

The scene with the weird plant thingies made me laugh so hard everyone in my coffee shop looked at me. Thanks Alpha

Such a good decision to make this game a Nuzlocke - solves the minor difficulty deficit. I also love seeing all of Jacob’s first-time reactions, he’s such a genuine person.

can't fool sponsorblock lmao

This game is so pretty I talked about a friend about how I want to eat this game and then it devolved into a long tangent about how we could cook and prepare the wonder seeds and other things found in this wonder world. It was hilarious 😂

Just came out of a cryogenic sleep. Why is Jacob’s hair not brown and are we still doing Ernie Gang?!?

@goggles8691

24 күн бұрын

That's his evil twin brother and Ernie committed suicide with three gunshots to the back of the head Hope this helps :)

Love the honest “that’s so cool!” About different games. When other players get bored or overly critical of games, count on Alpha to just be sincerely excited to be playing a fun game

video actually starts at 3:55

I can't wait for mario maker to come out with the aspects of this game

One of my favorite parts about the second level is during the Piranha Plants on Parade, the music blocks sync to the song. This game has a lot of detail put into it and I love it

Always happy to see a challenge run that ends in failure, makes the ones that end in sucsess feel more real.

I love fortnite

@EnigmaLuigi

25 күн бұрын

same man

@billyeyelash8754

25 күн бұрын

lol man got mad over a game

@SomeGuy-kn9yc

25 күн бұрын

Good for you

@Hawishh

25 күн бұрын

Same

@tinklewinkle42

25 күн бұрын

fork knife

Alpharad is like mario in real life because he wonder and elephant

@Nobody-xq8vj

25 күн бұрын

HOLY... the bots in this

@Exeggutorking

25 күн бұрын

@@Nobody-xq8vj yeah i hate the bots too

@userr1225

25 күн бұрын

😮😮​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook

The second i saw that opening in the rolling circle, I knew it was over for him. He would not go in the hole.

This game was such a banger, man. I loved it

Oh that fucking ad trick won't work on me Alpha. My ADHD and autism is too powerful as i just simply use the jump ahead feature on mobile to skip the entire ad. Alpha - 0 Guy with mental health issues - 1

I've been duped, juked, tricked, baited, bamboozled, lied to, gaslit and wapah'd..... That sponsor joke was funny.

Doing a nuzlocke on Mario wonder puts such a unique twist on it making it all the more enjoyable to watch.

Max0r “Acid trip? No. this is a acid adventure!” 1:05

Okay, I'm giving you a like (and comment) just for that clever sponsor bit. That was pretty good.

3:26 I have to admit, that was clever, but you're still not making me watch an ad

This went from trending on gaming to just trending overall. Props to you Mr. Alpha Rad

This was a fun video. watched the full stream twice with how good the game was

A nuzlocke is possible in a mario game? This video just blew my mind...

Insane how daisy got workplace harrassment and died moments later

Very wholesome content, Wonder was a lot of fun

Alpharad really does have that advertisement charm. Got everyone every time who didn't enjoy the ad. Piranha plants singing~ AFK Journeys~

17:08 so youre telling me there are people who dont feel anxiety on a day to day basis? no way this man is real

@ja-melvinson7994

25 күн бұрын

Legit, Jacob just said “feeling in my chest” and I went “that’s just anxiety. You’ll live. I do”

Jacob Alpharad I am madly in love with your content

The chapter thing got me can’t lie. Never skipping an ad again from you

I love it when alpharad uploads his backlog all over the channel.

YOU DIED ON THE FINAL BOSS LEVEL AS NABBIT ON THE MOST AVOIDABLE ATTACK

@LuckyUser63

25 күн бұрын

Why do I even bother?

ALPHARADDDD YEAHHHH TWO IF MY FAVORITE KZreadRS POSTING IN ONE DAY IS SUCH A WIN

@MasterUniverse1001

25 күн бұрын

WHOS THE OTHER??

@MasterUniverse1001

25 күн бұрын

@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook yeah no it's not

@MikuBird

25 күн бұрын

Your all deadbeats

@gabidagabida

25 күн бұрын

@@MasterUniverse1001 KENJI ON KENJI + POSTED

this game is so much on a completely different level of existence that being too careful actually works *against* you

I didn't even skip the ad so I was very confused when you said "DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WOULD WORK?"

honestly they weren't even being subtle about the drugs either 😭 you could match a lot of the effects they give you to irl ones

@zeroddor2665

25 күн бұрын

Okay what is with weird ass bots

@adriscloudy

23 күн бұрын

@@zeroddor2665 i don't know 😭

Using separate characters as lives is boring, because it's just you start with 12 lives and cant get any more and thats it. What you SHOULD do is treat every BADGE as a separate life, so you start with one life (no badge) and get more as you complete badge challenges

@rayplaysgamesrpg7233

25 күн бұрын

What I do is keep the characters as lives. But: Every level is assigned a random badge until the next one. (It's somewhat more stressful when you get all of them at 100%, because that technically mean Curses can happen. cries in spring mushroom) What I also do is make it where getting all 3 Purple Coins, Wonder Seed, and Golden Flag is mandatory, in one go. So if you missed one, back to doing it again. I'd also not use Nabbit. Yoshi however I have 2 ways for them. 1 is that they are rather a "reserve character" that if you can only use 1 Yoshi once for the entire run. So that means you got 4 of them. Second way to use him is that he has a 3D Mario health system, 3 hits. After the third hit, he's considered dead.

Alright, after the trick, I felt obligated to watch the ad. Very clever internet funnyman

I think this is the first Alpharad video I’ve watched where there wasn’t any RNG fucking him over or uncontrollable forces. It was just a skill issue like most of the run oh my gosh

YOOO MARIO I freaking love alpha and his content

Annoying ass sponsor ends at 3:54 you'll thank me later

At this point every game with multiple playable characters, Alpharad has to make it into a nuzlocke And I’m all for it

Never have I been mixed during an ad break, well played

Alpha's bait and switch at 3:28 got me good.

ayo "i've had a similar experience" kinda sus bro

It’s been almost 8 months and he finally puts out a Mario wonder video

You love to see more Alpharad content

Why does it sound like they go "leeeeeROOOYYYY" everytime? I keep expecting to hear "jeeeeennkiinnnnsss"

The Mario characters as elephants are super cursed

I actually watched the ad because it’s Alpha but then I was confused for two seconds when he pulled his trick.

This was the funniest vid you have made. The ending was chef's kiss.

try it again pleaseeee 😭😭😭 the stress must've been hell but you were sooo close, and now you know more about each world

@Pearl_Blossom

22 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure he did try it again, I've seen clips on his old clips channel of a different attempt This is just the one they thought was best for the main channel

@adriscloudy

21 күн бұрын

@@Pearl_Blossom oooh okay thank u for letting me know :)

Me i asked for elephant daisy🙋

I love that you upload your fails honestly lmao some people probably so let down 🤣

My favorite way to play the game. Is play the first part normally but get the jet run badge as fast as possible. From then on you can only use the expert badges. So like then you have to unlock more to get options. I will let you know every level in the normal world is possible without having to go back to them latter but it is a very fun challenge for experienced players. I know people have done like "invisible badge only challenge" but i think this is a little more fun because it gives you some strategy. Also the invisible badge is often times tge easiest because it doesn't mess with movement and you can spam emotes to see where you are at.

@potatochipclips

24 күн бұрын

Badge nuzlock another fun way to play although that one is more obvious. But it pushes you to use badges you may have not used as much in your first playthrough.

3:53 skip ad

When I'm in a most unlikable person contest and my opponent is a sponsor ad skip bait and switch 3:53

Okay that timestamp of rest of video was genius Alpha, bravo *claps*

I stayed strong with the AFK journey advertisements, however when Jacob tricked the sponsored segment. Props to you I gotta download it now.

Im going to be disappointed if this doesnt include the badge gauntlet just kidding there's no shot that gets completely under these constraints

Who else gets excited when alpharad uploads?! ❤ 👇

At this point Alpha's gonna turn everything into a nuzlock.

If there were 3 words to describe how I felt this entire playthrough, it would simply be “what the fuuuu-“

Bro I will be honest I would've just skipped through the ad but after that I just paused, commented this and closed the video

11:40 I'd love to drill Peach lmao