I like the theory that Sid is a garbage man because he knows toys are real so he rescues them It's short and sweet

@UltimateKyuubiFox

7 жыл бұрын

White CD More cynically, he knows toys are real so he became a garbage man to ensure that any toys being thrown out would be sent to the incinerator.

@David_Last_Name

7 жыл бұрын

Or that Sid is a garbage man because he knows toys are real, but instead of rescuing them he is building a secret toy army because he's the ONLY one on Earth who knows about toys being alive. Once he has enough, the toy uprising will begin!!!!

@nathangreen1094

7 жыл бұрын

DAvid Stagg Ever heard of PIxar theory? Because i think that could fit in it somewhere

@David_Last_Name

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Green HA! Yes I have, that was sort of why I was thinking of that. :) Wouldn't it be awesome if we found out that Sid of all people was what started it all?

@nathangreen1094

7 жыл бұрын

David Stagg exactly. We have nothing so far on how the machines rose up, but Sid is even giving them access to a ton of spare parts. What if that is how cars starts?

I'm willing to bet Sid eventually got over his fear of the toys and tried to communicate with them. Eventually a toys did become sentient in front of him again. Fascinated by the world of talking toys who love their owners unconditionally, Sid slowly got involved in the toys' world and got in many adventures with them. Meanwhile there are toys who want to bring him down because of his past indiscretions, and GODDMANN YOU'RE RIGHT I WANT THIS MOVIES.

@Robman92

7 жыл бұрын

Richard Cano Hey, Pixar story department, please hire Richard. Thanks.

@toohot2trott322

5 жыл бұрын

Or maybe Sid did go crazy after finding out toys were real. After trying countless times to convince people he was telling the truth, he fell into a deep depression and committed suicided. His sister cleans out is his belongings,throwing them away and Thus comes the Garbage man stumbling over a cool vintage punisher shirt and decided to keep it for himself.

@DrSpaceman69

Жыл бұрын

@@toohot2trott322 damn.

I like OPCD in general, but I live for the final moment where deanie o'beanie gives the mildly dismissive frustrated 'bye'.

@PureBlackDragon

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, it just ‘works’.

I'm in love with Daniel, what a legend

@kendomyers

7 жыл бұрын

Alice Deany OBeanie

@danielvidal7163

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@XxLoveMeNotToshxX

7 жыл бұрын

Alice *Deezy Obizzle Beezie ,you mean. You are in love with Deezy Obizzle Beezie Cool Guy Rad Fellow McGee.

@cjwrench07

4 жыл бұрын

he goes by DJ NOB these days

Deany O'Beany is easily at the top of the list of favorite Cracked presenters.

@tonysnark1530

4 жыл бұрын

Me rikey Swaim.

@vinnydaq13

4 жыл бұрын

Nasuth Deany O’Beany, aka Daniel Ulysses Hammercock O’ Brien, aka D.J.NOB !!

@mrmojomajestic8317

2 жыл бұрын

It's like ... Deany be here - Jesus be here - Everyone else be here -

It would make complete sense if the janitor from Breakfast Club was a doctor in psychology who was doing a deep cover analysis of a high school. His study specifically noted the everyday environment of contemporary school school society and the effects it has on it's students and faculty. All of it takes place within a controlled environment.

@AnthonySforza

7 жыл бұрын

So something like Never Been Kissed? Though more... well, not as nefarious.

@austintrousdale2397

4 жыл бұрын

And so dedicated to his research he works on Saturday!

@ajax5622

7 ай бұрын

​@@austintrousdale2397I'm broke but I still won't work a Saturday ✊

Sid's secret? He got a job that doesn't make him interact with other people. Also, there's a theory that he actually finds, rescues, and rebuilds toys as he is now. They may not ever animate for him again, and he probably doubts the traumatic event of his childhood even happened... but I like to believe he still fixes up broken toys he finds and hangs onto them.

I would love to see a movie or mini-series as a prequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit, about Eddie and his brother, growing up in the circus, going through police training, breaking off and starting their own detective agency, getting Goofy off of Spy charges, getting the Key to Toon Town from Mayor Mouse, solving whatever crime Yosemite Sam was put away for before they uncovered whoever framed him. And that's just stuff that we know happened from that scene where it pans over Eddie's brother's side of the desk!

@morscoronam3779

7 жыл бұрын

Jayden Dove Amazing... simply amazing.

@alisterfolson

7 жыл бұрын

Jayden Dove truth!

@jamesmcdonald8913

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I'm just concerned about who'd they get to play young Bob Hoskins (RIP)

@negascoot23

7 жыл бұрын

Jayden Dove Perhaps the original novel covered some of that. I still haven't read it, but yes: WFRR? is based on a novel... and it wasn't originally a comedy. The book was a serious noir crime story.

@doubledamn2599

7 жыл бұрын

Actually Eddie's brother, Theodore 'Teddy' Valiant was an original character made for the film. Much like Judge Doom and the Weasel Gang.

I think, if Sid knows that toys are real, he can have tons of friends and roomates now as his toys. Imagine being able to play xbox with skeletor and heman. He is living robot chicken.

@batspam1013

7 жыл бұрын

J Kurayami that would be awesome! But if you think about a little creepy too

Im gonna blow your mind Deanie O'Beanie. The Janitor is John Hughes...

@CountArtha

7 жыл бұрын

So . . . he "flipped" high school stories to became the voice of a generation writing movies with those stories. Makes sense.

@rezkalla

7 жыл бұрын

The guy who wrote Fast Times at Ridgemont High went undercover as a high school student for research.

@DeathGodRiku

6 жыл бұрын

Shotana Studios before I watched the video I thought you meant the Janitor from Scrubs

@lemonadecupcakes

6 жыл бұрын

No, he's not John Hughes, he's John Kapelos.

@danieldaniels7571

4 жыл бұрын

lemonadecupcakes ...playing John Hughes. Woooosh...

"Twister and break-dancing are 2 out of the only 3 things people can do on a concentrated and isolated rectangular surface. And the 3rd is f*cking." - Deanie O Beanie, 2016

Finally! Someone who understands. All my friends think I'm so weird because I'll rewatch movies and reread books a lot, they don't get it's just like you said, it's comforting and familiar to go back and do those things over again.

@robroiboi

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly how I feel. As he was explaining, it was as if he were reading my thoughts! There are MANY movies that I'll venture to guess I've seen dozens of times. I couldn't even guess how many times I've seen "To Kill a Mockingbird", 50 or more times I'm sure. But the thing is, they NEVER get old.

@SalahEddineH

5 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better! I only watch new movies when I'm well rested and feeling like trying something new (even if I know the movie is good). But when I'm tired or just want to watch something while eating or until I fall asleep, rewatching my favorite movies and TV show episodes is like comfort food for me! Cheers! I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Love you people!

@zentime8047

5 жыл бұрын

A friend asked me how I can watch movies over Nd over and I told him same reason you listen to the same songs over and over

I'm more interested in the janitor movie. Don't forget, his picture in up in the school's wall for being the school's "Man Of The Year," so... what made him go from being perceived as having so much potential to deciding to enter a field he knows so many people look down on. Are high school secrets that important to him? Did he peak in high school, and he wants to stay close to the location where he used to be considered important? Seriously, what happened to this guy?

@stopstalkingmegoogl

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph Schmoe THIS

@heatherr2665

7 жыл бұрын

Omg yes! I cannot believe that Mr OCD missed that gigantic bit! I stopped the stupid video just to scroll through the comments to see if anyone else saw this! I often wondered too how the janitor went from being such a promising member of Shermer Highs student body to becoming a staff member emptying the bathroom garbage. Not to mention that the actor playing him was also in Sixteen Candles. He was the oily bow hunk that married Molly Ringwolds sister.

@paulkossik

7 жыл бұрын

He went on to study Landscape Management and took over a country club.

A movie about Louis would probably be almost like a Leisure Suit Larry movie

@jasonblalock4429

7 жыл бұрын

Especially considering that he's playing Disco Inferno at his mid-80s party...

@Iamafishproductions

7 жыл бұрын

That...makes way more sense than anything. Who else would think of bizarre solutions to puzzles that might result in sex like going out onto a railing to turn a woman's TV off, or turning yours up super loud so no one would notice? Or having an entire party that doesn't actually end up costing you anything just on the off chance that she'll come over? Louis' mind operates like a Sierra adventure game protagonist, and his luck goes exactly the same way.

@hleghe810

7 жыл бұрын

Iamafishproductions that confused me somehow, probably forgetting who louis was (the ghostbusters one?)

@Iamafishproductions

7 жыл бұрын

Hleghe Yep, Louis Tulley/Rick Moranis.

I had always thought that they should've made a companion piece to Ferris Bueller's Day Off called Abe Froman's Day Off about how Abe "Sausage King of New York" Froman was taking a ditch day from his work (that's why he never shows up for his business lunch that Ferris usurped) and it could all happen in parallel with Ferris's day and have little easter eggs where you can see Ferris and company in the background. I had originally thought that they should've made it back when Ferris Bueller first came out so that Matthew Broderick could've reprised his role as Ferris, but now I think they should make it with Matthew Broderick AS Abe Froman and Alan Ruck as Abe's friend and business partner or something. And it could be where, like, Abe and Alan are getting older and know they're getting too old for working so they want to have one last day of living like they're young before they quietly retire. I can't be the only one who's thought of this

@danieldaniels7571

4 жыл бұрын

That Would Be Awesome!

"Sid no last name given" it's Philips, I specifically remember his last name being Philips. Also Twitch from Spawn Needs his own mini series.

@nicholasfarrell5981

4 жыл бұрын

asmodeus 444 I think there was a comic just about him.

I am probably not alone in thinking this, but maybe Sid discovered pot.

@romeoromero9612

2 жыл бұрын

Probably got really into the 60s sandlot style

Sid is a trash man to save toys that get thrown out, but not why you might think. He's actually raising a secret toy army to end humanity which leads to the human-free world of Cars in the theory that all Pixar movies exist in the same timeline. Crazy, right? (I forget if that's a Cracked video or FilmTheory, but I'm pretty sure it was a Cracked After-hours video.)

@scorpiociety777

7 жыл бұрын

It was After Hours. I was a little confused as to why it wasn't mentioned.

@j.d.3597

7 жыл бұрын

You probably are thinking of After Hours BUT After Hours stole the idea from another guy who now has a website called PixarTheory.com

@scorpiociety777

7 жыл бұрын

GTK. I'll check it out.

@YahRight

7 жыл бұрын

Mors Coronam ji

@magnificentfailure2390

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel O'Brien in After Hours is brain-damaged. This is Deenie O'Beenie, who ialso brain-damaged.

Danial, keep up your speed, some of us have the ability to process at high speed and appreciate your fact spewing.

@whoawtf7419

7 жыл бұрын

did anyone else read that really fast?

@colterwebb6382

6 жыл бұрын

Tom to be fair, it's youtube, so you can literally speed up or slow down if needed.

@daltonbedore8396

6 жыл бұрын

you may "have the ability to process at high speed" but you can't process a joke

@edr7865

5 жыл бұрын

I watch these videos on 1.5

@jacobmcneal3011

4 жыл бұрын

Just slow it down to .75 speed...

slimer was a marketing tool, for kids. kids aren't gonna remember a succubus performing fellatio after watching ghostbusters with their parents, they're gonna remember a cartoony spirit munching hot dogs. and kids want to be those hot dogs... or something like that

@eveofhades9260

7 жыл бұрын

I always remembered the Librarian ghost lady.

@alisterfolson

7 жыл бұрын

Eve of Hades that actress recently passed

@eveofhades9260

7 жыл бұрын

ALISTER FOLSON Please tell me it wasn't this year. 2016 has taken too many people already!

@alisterfolson

7 жыл бұрын

Eve of Hades ikr?

@Al3saMarie

2 жыл бұрын

But no one would tell me what was going on with that scene, so it stayed in my mind for waaay too long. But they could use Slimer to sell Hi-C to kids (Ectocooler). They couldn't do that with the BJ ghost. Or at least they shouldn't...

I don't think that you talk too fast. I didn't even notice.

this is my favorite cracked show and personality/character

@shawnnoyes2776

7 жыл бұрын

Me too, this and after hours is why I subscribed in the first place... The more I see the more I like though! -Shawn

I miss Rick Moranis.

I still want you to talk about Frasier... Please do it.

Deanie O'Beanie. Best. Name. Ever.

Sid probably did what most Traumatized kids do and blocked it out. He probably has no memory of Toys coming alive

"I watch movies the way others listen to songs." This changed my life. I can listen to a song millions of times, and not be considered lazy or dumb. It should also be the exact same thing for me to marathon Dragon Ball in one sitting for weeks just because I love it. SOCIETY IS A LIE!!!!

@iambicpentakill971

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. I love this point. I watch OCPD, After Hours, and Escort Mission the way others listen to songs.

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

3 жыл бұрын

@@iambicpentakill971 thank you for reminding me of these.

Follow up on Slimer. Go on. Break the pattern. That's what you're good at.

@whoawtf7419

7 жыл бұрын

I really hope they do

As a non native English speaker, it makes me proud I can understand this man.

"a job at up wich America's elite would turn their noses" The zen of that sentence...thanks Cracked

That moment when the show is self aware and makes references to past episodes...

Gus Polinski - Polka King of the Midwest (John Candy in Home Alone )might be a good addition.

Sid Phillips actually. You should know that.

@spinnyroolz3682

6 жыл бұрын

Gia Williams 🍾

@kourii

5 жыл бұрын

Glad someone in the comments said it

Slimer episode! just do it please

@RobertHeadley

7 жыл бұрын

+1

@thesephiam

7 жыл бұрын

Grunchy we're all wondering this. Just do it

@PokemonGo-bw9jf

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Headley Explain yourself

@gamefreaknitro

3 жыл бұрын

@@Max-mx9ul he’s probably a KZread

disappointed you didn't mention Louis being a lawyer in the second movie. His resume is crazy: accountant, lawyer, breakdancer, dog monster; I could go on.

@danieldaniels7571

4 жыл бұрын

I miss Moranis

"They made juice boxes about him, but I don't know what he brought to the table." Well, juice, clearly.

Apparently if you pay attention, the Janitor from The Breakfast Club was Homecoming King or something like that like a decade before the movie takes place

@stopstalkingmegoogl

7 жыл бұрын

David Lev am amazed he didn't reference this point. obsessive my ass, Daniel.

You can Easily flip high school secrets: for money with spoiled rich girls, as blackmail when they're older...

@rezkalla

7 жыл бұрын

You could blackmail the parents.

@Madfattdeeb

7 жыл бұрын

Rensune: I was thinking the school look like it was in a high-income area. Couldn't he just force the kids to steal from their parents? or maybe someones fathers like a banker or some other port and official and he could use the kids to get information from? Or the whole creepy sex angle.

Legend has it that Slimer is the ghost of John Belushi, who was supposed to be in Ghostbusters but sadly died before filming.

Am I the only one that kinda has a crush on Daniel? He's so witty and quick. It's really adorable!

He started saving toys from the trash, right? That's why they're all tied to the front of his truck?

@victorvaldez8869

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Hogan, Because Stinky Pete deserves it.

Also Sid probably makes a nice living, waste management pays well. I was a teller I used to cash their checks. While Andy is going to college, that means he is getting into debt.

Easter Egg involving the janitor in The Breakfast Club, theres a scene where they show a trophy case or something and the janitor has an award for most likely to succed.

Sid's last name in Toy Story is "Phillips". You can hear Woody say it just before the toys come alive in a line when Woody speaks as if his cord has been pulled; "That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips".

Hit girl from kick ass NEEDS her own movie.

The blonde girl from ghostbusters is Jean Kasem

@AnthonySforza

7 жыл бұрын

Is she crazy...?

@AnthonySforza

7 жыл бұрын

***** Yep... sounds pretty crazy.

I think Sid experienced the worst thing he could ever experience as a child and therefore, became extremely grateful for everything he was given for the rest of his life.

I'm interested in the Slimer thing, are you sure we can't get a video on it?

@draparker3286

7 жыл бұрын

yeah, Deeny O'Beeny, that was actually interesting...a few of them have been...

@eliasmg9144

7 жыл бұрын

The Reviewer We demand a video about slimer

I watch OPCD on 1.25 speed.

@charliemarten9340

7 жыл бұрын

CountArtha how is it

@sbiblepinion

7 жыл бұрын

You're the best!

@ejgoldlust

7 жыл бұрын

CountArtha That'll give your brain a great workout.

@pupa489

7 жыл бұрын

I thought it already was on 1.25 speed :/

@joimcclain5370

7 жыл бұрын

and it sounds the same

This, and After Hours, are my favorite KZread shows. Thank you for being awesome!

Slimer wasn't even named until much later. He was onion ghost until he became a thing.

A bit of irony here, Rick Moranis was supposed to play the janitor in Breakfast Club. That would have you saying two characters by the same actor should have their own film while that particular actor has no desire to act anymore as it is.

maybe from toy story 2-3 he befriended these toys he now knows are sentient. I mean he seems like a lonely kid and finding out not only the toys you have but have built are alive. and the toys he's modded don't seem to resent him all that much I mean who wouldn't want to be a baby head on top of a spider nightmare erector set.

I would see that Sid movie.

Yes! The Janitor in the Breakfast Club is one of my favorite characters in that movie. I've always said that if I could be a character in the Breakfast Club, that I'd want to be him. The guy just seems to have it all figured out. Though I'd probably be a cross between Alison & Brian. Seriously though, why is it that the Janitor is often one of the coolest or most entertaining characters in movies & TV?

@Nortarachanges

7 жыл бұрын

savagenature1 Because they aren't technically in charge of you meaning you don't have to obey/fear them, they know how to do all of the things and go all of the places you don't and can't, and they generally are portrayed as having awesome/twisted senses of humor making them the greatest friends/foes imaginable. They're outsiders with super skills and keys who may take you on an adventure or ruin your whole day, what's not amazing about that? ^_^

@savagenature1

7 жыл бұрын

midgetelantrian8 Yep. Sounds about right :)

The janitor was the valedictorian of his class (there's a quick shot of his year book photo in the film). I would be curious why he became a janitor.

You are absolutely right. Sid deserves his own movie. I wondered the same thing when I first watched Toy Story 3. My theory was that he was on some sort of drug program from his shrink (Toys are alive? Kid Sid you are nuts.)

Deannie O'Beannie, you should have given us a LONGER OPCD as a gift.

I actually put your videos on 125% speed. You enunciate so clearly that I can easily process what you say at a ludicrous speed.

i watch your videos because you talk at a pace that agrees with my attention span. Most people on KZread seem to talk to hear their own voices.

I'm hung up on Slimer too! Please do an episode on him!

@MrEmigliore

7 жыл бұрын

Eve of Hades I second this

We want that slimmer episode!!!!!

I would absolutely watch a feature-length film about Louis Tully, but only if it was Rick Moranis playing him trying to keep his life together in a world where the Ghostbusters were a thing and New York actually had all that creepy stuff happen. Holy cow, I would watch the crap out of that.

actually the fast talking is strangely soothing with my adhd

I loved the Slimer bit. I want more.

The only reason why I'm subscribed.

Sid's last name is Phillips, Woody mentions it in Toy Story 1.

the tall blonde Luis talked too was actually Casey Casem's wife Jean lol

Isn't his full name Sid Phillips..?

Act 2: Sid discovers drugs.

I can only fully process information when it's rapid pace so it's quite relaxing to watch you. Thank you

My first choice would be Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder. Tom Cruise really went all out and entertained in that role. The big hairy hands, the dancing… He was my favorite character in that film.

"What happened to Sid between TS 1 and 3?" Meth. Meth happened. A lot of meth.

@RiotKurhein

7 жыл бұрын

That or him being so paranoid frightened of toys that his parents were forced to give him the attention and psychiatric treatment he so desperately needed.

@catzgurl1984

7 жыл бұрын

Meth would increase paranoia of inanimate objects. I'm thinking pot happened.....lots and lots and lots of pot.

@ViolentJJS420

7 жыл бұрын

mushrooms

Sid saves toys from the garbage. He's a hero

Love your show! I'm thrilled you chose the janitor from breakfast club as an entry. I once played this character in a live theatrical version of the movie. His inner workings and motivation are really quite perplexing.

I LOVE how fast you talk dude, this series is amazing!!!!

come on you can't just tease us bout the slimer thing, you have to do it1

I thought you stopped doing ocpd. Im glad its back!

You are the best. Watched every episode multiple times! Never discontinue this.

Sid is working with garbage so he can rescue broken toys. That's why he is happy. It's his redemption.

maybe sid became a garbage man to save toys that are thrown away, and he has a odd collection of living toys at his house lol

My parents used to tell me toys aren't real... now I know they just didn't love me enough to buy me any. :(

@dxp96

7 жыл бұрын

lol

Sid's transformation is completely logical. The toys' reveal was traumatizing, but as an intervention meant to curb his torturing of toys, which presumably would have escalated. Sid probably realized he'd been hurting things that could think and feel and was so overcome with guilt that he resolved not to cause harm to others. Then he became a happier, more positive person. And why would being a garbageman be anything but a delight to a kid who loved reinventing old, discarded or broken stuff?

I think sid probably got the counselling he desperately needed, the counselor convinced him it was a nervous breakdown. With the help he needed he became a much happier person and, you know, music just makes most happy.

Still one of my favorites shows on KZread. Keep up the good work Deeny O'Beanie.

holy shit a new ocpd

@debeastdueeast

7 жыл бұрын

Obsessive Cop Pulture Disorder?

@HovektheArtist

7 жыл бұрын

Alister yep thats it, i mean who even knows what a pulture is other than deeny o'beeny

In the spirit of the Star Wars Universe, I'd like to see a spin off movie of Pig Face and Walrus Boy just getting into wacky misadventures going from planet to plant (in a galaxy far, far away) checking out the local cantinas up until they make the fatal mistake of landing on Tatooine.

I like the idea that Sid's parents eventually saw there was a problem with Sid suddenly being terrified of toys, and sent him to a therapist where he ultimately got to talk about the underlying problems of his hard home life. Maybe they even had family counseling and the whole family became better connected.

I actually do want that episode about Slimer

Dam now I want the Slimer thing do it now!!!!!!

I've always been fond of the theory that Sid became a garbageman to rescue thrown-away toys. He knows they're alive now, and he's making up for his past wrongdoings (however unintentional they might have been) by making sure the toys don't have to live out the rest of their lives trapped under a pile of garbage. He takes them home, fixes whatever damage caused them to be thrown away with the same skills he used to make his Frankensteins as a kid, and then donates them to charity so the toys will be with children who will love them. That's why he's happy and at peace, because he knows that he's doing a good thing. He's taking the unwanted and the unloved and giving them purpose again. That sounds like a pretty damn heartening thing, to me.

The janitor is bored, he does his job and gets paid but entertains himself by going through the lockers, notes, and conversations of the students, he can even go through the private medical, psychological, and professional files of every student and staff. He's untouchable, he is the eyes and the ears of that school, young man. He is the keeper of keys and grounds at Shermer High.

No, that speed of talking is actually slow for me... Too many coffees mixed with ADHD is not a good thing.

@libbybollinger5901

7 жыл бұрын

GoddessOfCuteness funny, I've ADD and I've found that caffeine lessens my symptoms. Weird.

@Prologue18

7 жыл бұрын

Libby Bollinger huh. That's cool! I dunno if it does the same for me though.

@berkpick

7 жыл бұрын

GoddessOfCuteness Libby Bollinger yes, Caffeine should lessen add/adhd symptoms since it's caused by delayed secretion of neuro receptor which is increased by caffeine. that is why it's generally treated with stimulants.

I'm a Simple Man, I see Deenie O' Beenie and I press like

Dan was so tan in this episode. And my favorite part of each episode is the way he says bye at the end

Here's a compliment for you Daniel; I was looking through the new videos and saw the title "3 side characters...blah blah blah" and started to scroll by but then I noticed it was Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder and screeched my scroll wheel to a grinding stop. I just love your delivery so much that you could be reading from the phonebook (it was a thing with phone numbers in it) and I'd watch it.

I would much rather spend Christmas with Daniel than my family

Yay for Dan! Or is it Deanie?

Well done, I enjoyed this episode. Thank you for sharing.

Merry harmonica folks at Cracked. thanks for being so fucking awesome! keep up the good works.